It is Awards time again, and you can vote for your favourite Irish book of the year here- http://www.irishbookawards.ie/PublicVote.aspx
This year I’m going up against my good friend Sarah Webb and the wonderful John Boyne, so it’s going to be close. I’m also up against Marie-Louise Fitzpatrick- I haven’t met her yet, but I’ve heard great things...
Now, even though you are my Minions, and you would die horribly for my own amusement- which I DO appreciate- feel free to vote for whatever book you prefer. It doesn’t have to be mine.
There, now that THAT’S over, I can tell you what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’ve been trying to figure out what the new book IS.
The first book was an adventure, through and through. Young girl snatched away from her ordinary life into a world of sorcerers and vampires and ancient gods… Yep, that’s adventure.
Playing With Fire was a monster movie of a book. You had the Grotesquery being reanimated, you had the Torment turning into that huge spider, you had a fight between the two and lots of running and screaming… Yep, monster movie.
The third book, of course, that was the Whodunnit- that was the murder mystery. Aside from everything else going on, there was a killer stalking teleporters, and a (possibly) surprise twist at the end… Definitely a Whodunnit.
Naturally, Dark Days was a revenge flick. That’s pretty obvious.
Mortal Coil was my Invasion of the Body Snatchers- a fantastic movie that I loved when I was a teenager. It’s also my version of The Thing, possibly the best horror movie of all time.
But what, I’ve been wondering, is the next book going to be? What handy little label can I give it? What approach should I take? And the more I thought about it, the clearer it got, and now, NOW, I have it.
The next book is the culmination of all the Necromancer stories and plots and themes, and so in one corner, we have the Death Bringer, and in the other corner, we have the person who has returned simply to DESTROY the Death Bringer- we have Lord Vile. Two hugely powerful people with astonishing levels of magic, battling it out. We’re talking tidal waves of darkness. We’re talking people being punched through buildings.
Add in the fact that now the twins know magic exists, and are making normal life tough for Valkyrie, and now she’s doing everything she can to protect her secret identity from the rest of her family.
Hugely powerful people. Secret identities. MASSIVE battles.
The next book is, let’s face it, the darkest superhero story you’re ever going to read. With a bucketload of horror.
Sweet.
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*Finds new marshmallow gun and fires at Dragona*
I like heavy rock, alternative, punk, rock, punk rock and then randomly classical.
Farren Husk woke up trembling. His first thought was: Dag is in trouble, we have to save him. then he thought back on his vision. Dag probably got his sky iron blade back by now, sky iron is lethal. Nothing can heal the poison. It sap’s all your energy then kills you slowly and painfully. Most who were poisoned cut their own throats while they still have the energy.
The first thing Husk did was tell Tyran.
“ I don’t know, Husk. Dag’s automaton’s are able to fight. He can fight pretty well too. His enemies will be pretty dammed seeing as he has that sky iron blade.”
“What if he lost it, the sky iron blade?”
“Well , we don‘t think like that.”
Tyran and Husk went into the room where Archer Mimic was preparing for the ‘council’ meeting. It wasn’t exactly organised. the oldest, Archer Mimic, was around fourteen or fifteen. Thrice Dozer, the youngest, was probably ten.
Dag was their organiser. Anyone with magic in their blood was welcome. Dag hid their hideout underwater in a bubble of air. It was probably where the idea of Atlantis came from.
Originally, it was just a bunch of young magicians who hid in abandoned warehouses avoiding monsters and evil. Dag heard about them and made them a underwater hideout. He made some monster automaton’s chase them into the hideout where Dag welcomed them.
Among the many who were trained up there, most of them are now brilliant sorcerer’s. though Dag hates to admit it, those who didn’t turn out great, turned out evil.
Archer was able to turn into anyone and transform things too. Thrice could put things to sleep, people , animals, machines, anything. Aelous Wing was like a elemental who specified in air, but was about three times stronger. Trip Stumble and Stumble Trip. Two troublemaker twins who have no magic and just attract monsters. Neither can walk ten meters without tripping or stumbling, that’s how they got their name. Dawn and Eve Limbo, two twins who on their side of the day, are way stronger. On the other side of the day however, they fail at everything.
They’re the most strange powers however the rest are just elementals and necromancers. That’s not saying their weaker though.
Amy was helping them clear the pool table (that’s where the meetings take place around) , Archer was turning everything worthless into snacks. Tyran and Husk just sat in the corner waiting.
As soon as the table was cleared the meeting started. Tyran, Amy and Husk were invited to join. Husk brought up his vision and immediately knew it was a bad idea. Three minutes later they already planed a rescue mission. Then Tyran brought up that Dag was probably coming back and that he had the sky iron blade, that changed everything.
Now they wanted to send half out to rescue Dag, and the other half to mind the hideout. The trouble was that everyone wanted to rescue Dag. Tyran, Amy and Husk decided to leave before they started fighting because everyone seriously wanted to help Dag.
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Farren Husk woke up trembling. His first thought was: Dag is in trouble, we have to save him. then he thought back on his vision. Dag probably got his sky iron blade back by now, sky iron is lethal. Nothing can heal the poison. It sap’s all your energy then kills you slowly and painfully. Most who were poisoned cut their own throats while they still have the energy.
The first thing Husk did was tell Tyran.
“ I don’t know, Husk. Dag’s automaton’s are able to fight. He can fight pretty well too. His enemies will be pretty dammed seeing as he has that sky iron blade.”
“What if he lost it, the sky iron blade?”
“Well , we don‘t think like that.”
Tyran and Husk went into the room where Archer Mimic was preparing for the ‘council’ meeting. It wasn’t exactly organised. the oldest, Archer Mimic, was around fourteen or fifteen. Thrice Dozer, the youngest, was probably ten.
Dag was their organiser. Anyone with magic in their blood was welcome. Dag hid their hideout underwater in a bubble of air. It was probably where the idea of Atlantis came from.
Originally, it was just a bunch of young magicians who hid in abandoned warehouses avoiding monsters and evil. Dag heard about them and made them a underwater hideout. He made some monster automaton’s chase them into the hideout where Dag welcomed them.
Among the many who were trained up there, most of them are now brilliant sorcerer’s. though Dag hates to admit it, those who didn’t turn out great, turned out evil.
Archer was able to turn into anyone and transform things too. Thrice could put things to sleep, people , animals, machines, anything. Aelous Wing was like a elemental who specified in air, but was about three times stronger. Trip Stumble and Stumble Trip. Two troublemaker twins who have no magic and just attract monsters. Neither can walk ten meters without tripping or stumbling, that’s how they got their name. Dawn and Eve Limbo, two twins who on their side of the day, are way stronger. On the other side of the day however, they fail at everything.
They’re the most strange powers however the rest are just elementals and necromancers. That’s not saying their weaker though.
Amy was helping them clear the pool table (that’s where the meetings take place around) , Archer was turning everything worthless into snacks. Tyran and Husk just sat in the corner waiting.
As soon as the table was cleared the meeting started. Tyran, Amy and Husk were invited to join. Husk brought up his vision and immediately knew it was a bad idea. Three minutes later they already planed a rescue mission. Then Tyran brought up that Dag was probably coming back and that he had the sky iron blade, that changed everything.
Now they wanted to send half out to rescue Dag, and the other half to mind the hideout. The trouble was that everyone wanted to rescue Dag. Tyran, Amy and Husk decided to leave before they started fighting because everyone seriously wanted to help Dag.
After getting a lot of food from Archer they hurried across the Pacific Ocean with Amy making them an air bubble.
They stayed the night in a sea cave (after starling a shoal of fish and sitting on a few octopi) and by ten o clock they were seriously wishing Thrice would appear and put them to sleep.
Husk is good at seriously wishing. Within a few minutes of talking about how much they would love thrice to appear, appear Trice did.
“Awe, just as I was about to eat my dinner! I hate you.” he shouted, then he came to his senses. “Wait a second, how did I get here?”
Tyran shrugged. “we were just talking about how much we wished you were here when you appeared.”
“who here’s a wisher then?” asked Thrice.
“Eh… I think it might be me.” said Husk.
“cool. Can I go eat my dinner now?”
“ Fine. Put Tyran and Amy to sleep, I’ll wish you back. I don’t want to get to sleep, I don’t want to have any visions.”
never mind the fact that i accidentaly posted it 3 times
like it?...
Awesome!!!!!!
theres more but it's too long to post
gonna write a bit mere now, c u.
Gtg, athletics now, be back at 9
bye
and tht=en there were two
I'm kinda back but I brb again to sign in on the laptop...
...
I SAID BRB TEA!
don't reply don't reply TOO LATE
sorry
darkane left, i'm going to be popping in from time 2 time, so is kallista
bye
bye, i'm leaving
*gets pulled into waltz*
Hmm...
*runs away from toxic twins, hides behind stone*
And I just realised I can't dance...
Hmm...
I am not boring!
Brb signing in on other laptop as this one is crap...
Back :D
WHAT DON'T GO!
DON'T LEAVE ME!
*cries*
*floods the room*
Don't... leave... me...
*cries*
*jumps in the row boat, gets oar and starts rowing*
Row, Row, Row Your boat...
... gently down the stream,
Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily,
Life is but a dream (I WISH!)
*gets harpoon gun, shoots the mermaid and the lake turns red*
I never did like them...
*follows Kallista with diving suit, gives Kallista one so she doesn't run out of breath*
No my motorbike!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*dives in slow motion towards ruined motorbike, policeman gets shot gun and shoots, Dragona dies*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why does everything I care about end up wrecked!?
*follows Kallista into the cave*
*Lara Croft comes in, starts shooting wildly, Dragona shoots her*
I could do a better job... without the flips...
im back!
I have quite a lot :D
Hi Flo!
Guess what I did today... my friend flattened my hair down so I spiked it up again, and then my gel hadn't set yet properly and it reacted with acid in science... it started bubbling :D and now I'm glad we don't have fire alarms in the science labs :D
*claps*
well done kallista us russians are happy for you
*gets awsome blue lamborghini, starts driving it, admiring it from the front view, seeing how awsome it is, doesn't look where he is going and ends up smashing into a garbage truck/dustbin wagon*
Again, WHY DOES EVERYTHING I CARE ABOUT END UP GETTING WRECKED!?
I don't love Lara Croft... I don't love anyone... Evanalina Jole reminds me of a duck somehow... I don't know why...
A BLACK LAMBORGHINI, SWEET!
*takes black lamborghini, continues police chase*
And now I'm so sad I'm talking about games... great...
I listen but I don't learn... that's why...
What did you say again?
My mind is full of code... I accidentally pressed 'view source' don't do it Flo! It's really bad!
who is lara croft??
Lara Croft/ Evangalina Jole/ Tomb Raider...
Don't go Kallista!
"Ah..." shes not that pretty if you ask me...but then im the one that cried while watching ghost rifer..the one with nicolas cage
Just tell me what you said!
I swear my mind is full of code!
not rifer rider..stupid typos
That's just a part of it, typed off memory, so Flo doesn't go all :S lol...
No it didn't come up with it! Why?
Don't change your name KAllista!
Jolie reminds me of a duck somehow...
I'm not getting depressed!
You see me getting depressed? No.
Just because my life is sad and worthless...
so flo doesn't go all :S ....
whats that ment to mean?
So you don't have a memory attack... my mind is full of code after I pressed summat... it isn't pleasant :P
She's here KAllista... and not likely to be under a rug...
Kallista im here
*punches kallista*
now do you see me?
A thing to do with my life:
Throw people
Come on here
So it isn't exactly worthless...
..the awkward moment when you buy a pet fly and realise you're gillian mckeith.
Lol Flo... I think she only saw a fist... do it again to see again... and if not, third time lucky :D
Lol gillian mckeith... people at school say she's a lesbian...
Yes... it's amusing :P
she can see me now....
I used to have a pet... moth... it used to fly around my bedroom each night... then I woke up and realised it was dead on my computer desk somehow, and for a funeral it somehow ended up down inbetween the keys on my keyboard...
*punches kallista again*
shouldn't you be writing fanfic??
Not your ENTIRE existance is for my amusement... just most of it :P
Brb
Back...
I bet you missed me :P
*Lunar's spirit returns to haunt those who brought her to her death*
*picks up Kallista*
Will this make you?
Hi Lunar...
have i lost the keyboard...i thought that im using it now...or am i just moving my fingers over air?
Kallista... you keep saying 'do i need to repeat it again?' and whatever, but what did you actually say? I've forgotten... code does that to you :P
Lol Flo!
treacle?
Mmm... treacle...
make you write fanfic...
Trreeeaaacccllleeee...
Treacle is amazing... I have it on my weetabix :D or my rice crispies :D but not my crunchy bran... but I have it on shredded wheat also... mmm...
*removes "kick me" sign of dragonas back and gives to hamster ghosts*
eat eat and become strong so we can take over the world! *laughs evily*
*hamsters look at florence but still eat the sign*
And everyone seems to have abandoned me...
i had weetabix yesterday
Oh... ok Kallista... i'm not THAT depressed... just averagly depressed...
Thankyou Flo for removing the sign :D
*hi-fives Flo*
So did I!
Did you have treacle on it?
*removes the sign from Flo and sticks it on KAllista's face*
You're the boss...
*kicks Kallista in the face*
*removes the other sign and kicks Kallista again*
*encases Flo and Dragona in a bubble which is sticker proof*
how come that im separated from the friends bit...
What do you mean seperated from the friends bit?
*kicks Kallista again*
just pretended to help wash-up while actually eating a chocolate mouse...
If anything, Thrice is responsible for my death...
He led me to kill myself...
Sshh! Don't tell Mr Spoonie!
*starts bouncing in bubble all over the place, against the sides of the bubble*
Waaaa!
*continues bouncing after moment of stillness*
Has everyone abandoned me again?
No...
Who cares for Flo and Sarthacus?
stupid art homework
i have to draw write and stick on pictures about stuff that makes me me....so i have a couple of me and my friends acting like retards and then one of a sword and then.....more then half of the A3 pice of paper empty.....
*suddenly takes off with Kallista's bounce*
DO THE BLOGGER LOGO FLO!
WE had to do that in tech...
my friends and family care for me
Hmm... I care for a few things...
that wont fill up more then half the page....
Ok... do a camera representing your photographic memory, you flooring someone and soemthing else...
What do I do now KAllista?
*keeps bouncing around*
The celebrations advert is cool...
"Every, body, needs somebody"
I like that song... very happy song...
KAllista, you said:
'@Florence
yes....and so do I and Dragona!'
WHat does that mean?
Yey!
*claps hands while recieving the lollipop*
Lollipop, Lollipop ooh Lollilollilollipop!
I find 'just the way you are' song quite depressing...
I know I care... she knows I care... I told her and I mean it... never taking it back :D
I can't come back to life...
Helping Dad with ipod....
I say what I mean and mean what I say :D
I'm going to make up a song about this blog so I might be a while, while I type it...
Derek's Blog is cool,
It doesn't have a pool,
Florence is the violent one,
Maybe Dragona is also too,
Kallista is an awsome writer,
And Thrice always shouts 'Poo'
Sarthacus is cool and crazy,
Darkane always does sport,
Nicolette is random and weird,
On Hellboy's pic Dragona has a beard,
We are all insane, all cool and awsome,
But Derek made this blog and books,
So we thank him for making us all insane :D
And now that is a crap song... it's a better poem... I'm a poet and I don't know it lol
And I know I didn't mention half the people but it's just how it turned out...
Bloomin hell I'm a loner!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Flo, Kallista, where are you!?
NO!
You can't just leave me!
*cries and floods the newly drained room*
*grumbles*
Dragona is alone...
*sighs*
Yey Kallista!
Thanks...
*laughs as Dragona cries*
*gets Lollipop and sucks on it happily*
Kallista, you always have cool pictures, where do you get them from?
Hmm...
*prys Kallista's hand out of hair*
Lol...
somebody needs to be violent towards Thrice...
He burned my dead body...
I KNOW!
I'LL HAUNT HIM!
*wanders off to haunt Thrice*
I wonder where Flo went... she's probably doing her art hw...
I think I can invade people's minds... unless it didn't happen which would be even more weird...
*shivers*
Wait... I'm telepathic, phycic and I have a photographic memory, NO! I can't have three! Two is bad enough!
OK, thanks
Has anyone seen paranormal activity?
I was really disappointed
Everyone was saying it was brilliant
So I was expecting to be scared
But I wasn't
Not even mildly
True Kallista... she has only left without saying bye once before when she had a powercut...
Fifty?
Is that it?
I can do 120 without loosing my breath...
*gets down to the floor and does fifty pressups*
*spirit lingers to see if Dragona will drop and give fifty*
awsome song...somehow im still the violent one
*speaks while doing pressups*
What do I need to snap out of?
i was doing my art HW
hey guys! :D
stupid left mouse button doesnt work so i have to do that stupid tappy thing on the laptop to scroll and click :( it annoys me.
I said I am too Flo
*continues speaking while doing pressups*
Because throwing a yr 11 for me and flooring a yr 11 for you in a day is pretty violent...
@Kallista
It's not scary Kallista! Not compared to The Strangers... I love that film :P
@Dragona
120? Cool
I can't do press up's...
Yes I can Kallista... I've had my friends friend who's fat sat on my back while I did 120 pressups...
*continues doing pressups*
Hi Geckogirl...
*continues doing pressups while speaking*
you must be strong... How fat is fat?
Like Peter Kay fat?
Or world's fattest priest fat?
*grabs Kallista's ankle before she disappears through the door, pulls her back whilst doing one handed pressups*
Like he looks like he's wearing a sumo-suit fat... and yes I am strong...
Hello Skylara
*starts to gather rocks to put on Dragona's back*
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to implode the 99 zombies, makes Kallista return from the dead*
sumo-suit fat? cool...
Wait, how many pressups is this?
*Checks the pressup counter*
100?
Oh I've done 60 more than expected... I'll carry on, it's fun...
ZOMBIES!!! *protects dragona and lunar while dragona carrys on doing press-ups and lunar puts rocks on his back* NOOO KALLISTA!!! I KNOW THE CURE FOR A ZOMBIE *shoves pickled ham in kallistas mouth*
ah dam ive g2g in like 5 minutes
*continues doing pressups at speed*
*uses spirit-strength to lift off half a cliff to put on Dragona's back*
better make the most of death...
*sobs*
Nooo don't go Flo!
*grabs onto her leg while doing pressups, pinning her to the spot*
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to make the cliff turn into a bird and it flies away*
Dragona, very bad at maths...
FIFTY more than expected...
I am bad at maths...
aww flo i didnt even get to talk to you! *sobs and grabs flo's other leg*
I like yorkshire puddings...
Where do they come from again?
I'm sure Dragona will know...
I know... YORKSHIRE!
CHILDREN IN NEED TOMORROW!
WE GET TO THROW WET SPONGES AT TEACHER'S
WE'VE ALWAYS SUGGESTED THAT, BUT NOBODY DOES IT...
UNTIL THIS YEAR!
DCC IS DOING A 'NAME THAT MOUSTACHE' COMPETITON
*rips off the headphones*
Hmm... I'm dead so I won't pile on Flo... I'll just block the virtual exit
PICK ME!
*Jumps up in the air while wanting to name the moustache*
Dragona!
Lol...
children and need tomorrow? hmm...i thought it was on friday. my sister is baking cookies :D
sadly my form teacher dosn't trust our form to do anything and not mess it up...so yeah we're just gonna sit there :(
Flo are you still on?
WELL DONE...
AWWW
Someone put Time Travellers Wife on TV...
I'll start crying...
He just disappears...
Back to before he dies...
Ned Flanders is on the tache list...
*burns American Flag*
*replaces with English flag*
england is cool too *grabs sherlock holmes randomly while he's solving a crime* see? we got the most famous detective of all time! *grabs english football team* see? we have the worst football team of all time!
GECKOGIRL... IT BETTER NOT BE MANCHESTER UNITED!
Is it true, that in Nevada, its illegal to kiss a man with a moustache in public?
*hugs Flo, where ever she is*
Henry? Its you! You told me this would happen! You said I had to act normal, and I'm not acting very normal...
*gets fire extinguisher and puts out the flame on the flag, before covering Lunar in foam*
WITHOUT THE AMERICANS WE WOULD BE DEAD!
AND THEY WOULD BE DEAD WITHOUT US!
*gives Flo a million hugs, smiles at Kallista with superiority*
FINE
I won't burn the American flag...
But what is it with American's and the flag? It's everywhere! In every room!
I'm dead Dragona, foam goes through me
We have the english flag on flag poles on the outside of houses during the World Cup :D
no its not dragona, i ment the proper ENGALND football team. we were rubbish this year- they choose the year i actually take a slight interest in football too be rubbish. *sighs*
*gets kicked and then hugged*
What the hell is happening to me?
I don't ignore you Kallista...
*gives Flo a quadrillion hugs, and then one more than Kallista can ever do*
Yeah... American's were a LITTLE late in the wars
But I'm still grateful
*hugs whoever was president of USA during wars*
You know, Henry VIII is REALLY irritating me...
why is everyone hugging *looks at sherlock and football team* HUGS FOR ALL! *has big group hug with them so no one is left out of the hugging*
feel the hugness! wait not that tight! *breaks out of group hug gasping for air*
I really don't ignore you though Kallista...
Everyone is hugging... I dunno why...
*hugs Damon Salvatore*
Who's damon salvatore?
I'm not hugging you Henry VIII...
NO! I'm ALREADY dead, you're not killing me a second time...
*gives Flo 100,000,000,0 hugs as it is one more than Kallista*
ohhh lunar u just reminded me that vampire diaries is on tonight!!!
...also that i need a hug *hugs sherlock* muchhhhh better.
anyone else watch vampire diaries?
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