As a treat, and to help you pass the time until I announce the title of the new book, the kindly folks at Harper Collins have come up with something that thrills me to the very core — a throwback to my childhood love of video arcades and all things Space Invaders...
http://www.skulduggerypleasant.co.uk/game/
Unbelievably awesome...
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«Oldest ‹Older 4401 – 4510 of 4510Being gunned down counts as an accidental death, right?
(I...don't know)
78. I'll eat every hat I own if I live that long.
(Your results: 85-year lifespan
You have 70 years left to live.
You will die in 2085 at age 85.
You are beating the average lifespan for someone your age by 4 years.
To put it another way, you have the health of a 11 year old.
You have lived 18% of your life already
*calms down*)
(*claps* well done)
(AHH FFS!!! (4 feet 111⁄16 inches) GROW YOU STUPID BODY!!! REACH. FIVE. FOOT. AT. LEAST!!! I've had a growth spurt and I'm still not five f*cking foot!!! This is beyond a joke now!!!)
(hehehehe XD)
(*sulks in the corner and mutters about being a tiny person with no future* *glares murderously at the wall*)
(*glares at Chloe*)
@Fera where do you live?
(*looks innocent*)
(*glares more*
*shoots her with an F-ing shrink ray*
*squashes her grumpily, grinding her under my shoe*)
@Jai you have a future.
(*lifts jai's shoe up with werewolf strength*)
@jai: you're too young to even consider not having a future, lady *smirks* and it's ok, i am a 17 yo guy, and i am only 5"8 *adjusts hair*
@chloe: :)
@kas: In middle-northern ares of englands...where do you live? :)
(*glares at Chloe*
*flicks her skull in*)
(I thought you were 18 Fera?
(*appears behind Jai and kicks#*
that's my reflection, asshole)
(*growls*
*murders a thousand Chloe clones in numerous different (and gory) ways*)
I'm fine, Chloe...
(*huggles Gem Gem*
*stamps on Jai*
*doesn't need a shrink ray because shes short anyways XD&*
JOKE!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_MJbgO7SF0
(*sulks in her corner*)
(aww there there
watch the vid, itll cheer you up)
@chloe: i will be 18 this year, but i don't like to round that much :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-jwWYX7Jlo
*hugs Jai*
(very motivational
coolz ^^)
@chloe: i like to be motivational, to show people how to keep on going ^_^
(coolio ^^)
@chloe: plus it inspires me too, when i feel a bit down :) *smirks*
(really? you don't seem like one who has off days)
(It's mighty quiet )
*wanders in*
-Zaf
(HeWwo zaffy
How art thou?)
I'm alright.
-Zaf
(Well that's better than bad ^.^ )
(Hello.)
Liliana: Mmm...
Bethany: I love you, too. Could we...?
Claire: *she holds on to him*
Lily: *she smiles, cuddling against him*
(Yellow Soph! How art thou? How art dragon?)
Yeah true. I'm more or less sleepy but I have iced coffee so I'm not too upset.
-Zaf
@chloe: Everyone has off days ^_^ I try my best to stay strong, but sometimes, the strings break for everyone ^_^ But then I just shrug it off in a couple of hours, I am not the kind that would stay in a bad mood for long :) *smirks*
I'm sleepy
TGIF
Good Fera ^.^ I punch walks when I'm upset, or wait to get my frustration out in Kung fu)
(I am depressed, but Dragona is fine. Yourself?)
(Sleepy but good %.%(
*sighs*
-Zaf
@chloe: Haha, i used to punch stuff while i was angry as well, i am now just simply learning to keep my cool and be cool ^_^
(I've still got bruised arms from Kung fu last Sunday -_-)
@chloe: aww, well you must've been really angry...that or someone messed you up real good :p *smirks*
(I had to block kicks with my arms
Bone on bone contact
Hurts like a motha)
Onwa: *enters the park with her, grass and trees and what not*
*smiles, nuzzling her neck*
Of course.
Hack: *pedals faster, building up speed as he heads down roads as quick as he can*
Manuel: *smiles back*
Mm..
Great, dad.
Thanks for making me feel like shit.
(*huggles Kaster* there there
you are amazing)
*curls up*
And they wonder why I keep secrets.
Why I'm an introvert.
How can I not be? If you're going to call me a fucked up human being, then I'll hardly have any reason to share things with you.
@kas: aww, i would say my thoughts, but chloe has already said them :)
@Chloe: yeah i know, i am doing jiu jitsu :)
(Awesome
I don't think id have enough strength for that XD
good point, Kassy
I cant always share things with my parents
the only people I can share ANYTHING with is my nan and Jack)
It's just...
I was watching a video on YouTube.
I was talking to a person on chat, showing them a few funny gaming videos. One was of surgeon simulator.
I had headphones plugged in so I didn't hear dad come in.
He just saw like, organs being cut, and didn't have any of the accompanying audio that I had that described what was happening.
So he just said it was sick...
I know I shouldn't care what he thinks of me.
But still.
I just want to die.
And people wonder why I'm so introverted if I can't even watch YouTube without being made to feel guilty about it.
(don't want to die!)
@kas: you really shouldn't care :) He is an ass for saying that *puts fingers on forehead* look, i know there's almost nothing worse than when your parents are being assholes to you, but...just move on, if he is so pre-judgmental, let him have it :)
*sighs*
I know.
Still, I was having a decent evening. Then he walked in and made me feel guilty about what I'm doing.
@chloe: well, you do get thrown around a lot, and have to throw people around yourself ^_^
@kas: Do you watch markiplier? :)
No, I do not.
@kas: you should try :) he is truly a great guy, and his videos when he talks to his subscribers are beyond touching :)
(im too weak t o throw people around)
(MARK IS AMAZING)
@chloe: with practice, you would get used to it ^_^ *grins*
@chloe: I know he is :D :)
(I like his fnaf videos ^^
I guess
but I cant even do decent pushups)
*hugs Kas tightly*
You're not messed uo.
Qnd even if you enjoyed watching people being cut up, it would be fine so long as you didn't, y'know, cut people up.
(I know you don't - I'm just saying for the sake of the sadists out there.)
My hair's gone all weird . . . It's all straight and smooth. Normally it goes poofy after I dry it. :S
I already feel introverted. Like, I never call and talk to my friends when there's somebody in the house who's awake.
Same goes for videogames, both watching and playing.
I just didn't expect him to walk in as I didn't hear him because of headphones.
So the one time he does walk in, I feel like a piece of shit.
*sighs*
Never mind...
@Star Yeah, now I feel he thinks I'm a sadist. *sighs*
(don't worry
I cant talk to jack when my family are home
otherwise they shout things over the phone
and they've gone onto my ipad and looked at my twitter messages to him)
*firmly* There's nothing wrong with being a sadist.
It'sokay, Kas . . . you'll get out of there eventually. :( There is an endpoint.
@kas: aww, it's ok, millions are watching surgeon simulator ^_^ if he thinks you're a sadist, than he is not a grown man, just a baby in a mature body ^_^
@chloe: haha, yeah they are pretty fun, though i've known him since 2012... :)
you can train your physical prowess :)
talk about push ups, i am great at them as well as arm wrestling :) though i used to be honestly shiet at punching, jiu jitsu taught me how to use my strength ^_^
@star: dude, it really is not the time to be saying stuff like that to him...
@Star but there is everything wrong with feeling like a terrible human being.
(see, I am a great puncher and kicker but pushups? nope)
I feel guilty for being me.
*curls up*
@kas: everyone is a little bit of a sadist, to be honest...it's totally fine to be a little bit of a sadist. And the thing is, it's only your dad right? You were watching it, because you thought it was funny...there's so absolutely nothing wrong with that :) ^_^ *smirks*
@chloe: by the by, the comments are getting to an end-point, where are we gonna go after 5,000? :)
@chloe: yeah everyone is better at different things naturally...but you can train yourself to be good at something that you used to be terrible at, E.g. me with the punching :)
(don't be guilty
love yourself!
there is nothing wrong in what you do
the post before this one, we always move backwards like that)
(aye
I like doing kicks, against a shield, im really powerful)
I wasn't watching it for the game. I was watching it because of hilarious screwing up. At one point, they manage to wrap a phone cable around the computer screen, so one of the lines crosses the screen where it says "INSERT DISK" so it now says "INSERT DICK" and pretty much die of laughter once they realise what they've done.
1. I can't exactly show my father that this is the kind of humour in the video.
2. He's still seeing a body being cut open.
He thinks I'm fucked up.
I feel guilty for being me.
I have to face him now...
(*frowns*)
(why you frowning Jai?
don't feel bad Kassy O)
@kas: Haha, well i wanna watch the video now XD you worry WWAAAYY too much dude, just love yourself and learn how to don't give a flying fuck about some things ^_^
@chloe: hmm, that's good :) I am also a monster at holding people in a bear hug/grabbing people. Once i've got someone in my reach, they ain't getting away :p once, a guy in a year above me was pissing me off, so i caught him in a bear hug, applied my strength and *snap* his ribs broke in 3 places...i feel so sorry for the guy, i honestly did not mean it ;_; ^_^
(O.o wow Fera..)
They also die of laughter in another video, poor Spock...
Jai?
@chloe: I've apologized though...i just wanted to get him to stop...i hope he has forgiven me since then ^_^
@kas: what channel are you watching this on? :)
(that's good ^^)
BirgirPall
@chloe: I am also glad i didn't get his spine...that could've paralyzed him for life, and idk if i could live with that though ^_^ Since then, i am always careful with my grabs and bearhugs, unless i purposely want to hurt someone...especially in jiu jitsu, my sensei says "hold him with all your strength" and I am like "i know he is an adult, but i don't want to end up breaking him in hald" so i just pressurize my blood into my head, to look like i am holding him with all i've got XD by the by, where are we gonna go when we reach 5,000 comments? :)
(we go to the post before
hehe that's cool XD)
@Fera the next comments section.
I am going to read now.
(okay Kassy)
http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1104475307058729066&postID=5595533634957205260&isPopup=true
@chloe-kas: sooo...the one under this? :D ^_^ *adjusts hair*
(yep ^^ we normally go to the next comment section available, before Derek started posting about this demon road stuff, we had to go back to the 2012 posts...)
Blogger Kas said...
@Star but there is everything wrong with feeling like a terrible human being.
April 24, 2015 at 9:47 PM
Of course.
(Yo, Star *glomps*)
(*is totally not dancing to witch doctor in chair*)
Anyways, I'm feeling a bit better. Thank you.
oh...wow, 2012 was quite a bit ago ^_^ *smirks* by the by, i got my payment back, i will be ordering the webcam soon, and when my exams finish, i'll start uploading let's reads :) I'll send a link to you and everyone in this community ^_^
@kas: I am glad to hear that :)
(cool ^^ )
Yo, Inky. :)
(hehe im watching the vid for gareth gates 'spirit in the sky' XD)
it's 3 comments left...let's say goodbye to this section ^_^
(BYII)
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