Friday, January 9, 2015

First Post of 2015

I have just seen Tom Percival's rough version of what the paperback cover for The Dying of the Light ... and all I can say is WOW.

This cover needs to be a poster. You'll be seeing it yourself in a matters of weeks, and then you can join me in demanding more posters. MORE!

Before the paperback of TDOTL comes out, of course, there'll be the paperback edition of Armageddon Outta Here. We'll be using a slightly altered version of the hardback cover for this because I didn't want anyone out there picking it up thinking it's one of the main books — I want it to be as obvious as possible that it's a collection of stories. There ARE going to be three new stories in it, though, about which I'll go into more detail closer to publication.

The Skulduggery series is, of course, now over, and I'm working on this mysterious new trilogy of mine. I had a third of it written by the time TDOTL was released, and then I went on a tour that took me to the other side of the world, and writing stopped.

When I got back, I had to write those three new short stories for AOH — so writing of the new series was postponed.

Then I needed a break. I just needed one or two weeks to just stop working and relax. So no writing got done.

Then it was December, and I sat down to write the remaining two thirds of the book. And I sat. And I sat. And nothing was happening. My absolute deadline for getting the first book finished was the end of January, and I had a LOT to do. But nothing was happening.

The writing had stalled.

This, as you can imagine, was not good. This was ever-so-slightly worrying. It had happened before, of course. It had happened with The Faceless Ones and again with Kingdom of the Wicked. Writer's block? Maybe. If such a thing exists, then I probably had it.

December carried on. I spoke to my agent and my editor just before the Christmas break, because the title I had been planning on using (or something similar) had been used by someone else a year earlier. We'd been having discussions about what it was going to be called now. None of my ideas were hitting in the way I needed.

But then, right before the Christmas break, the title came to me. No, I'm not going to tell you what it is — not yet. But it came to me and my eyes widened, and I sent off an email. A short email. Two words long. My title. My agent and my editor got back to me immediately — perfect.

We got on the phone, discussed it, said merry Christmas, and hung up.

Happy once again, I sat down at my desk and began to WRITE.


Except I didn't.

The book was still stalled.

The day before Christmas Eve I was sitting at my computer, staring at the screen. I remembered how I had been blocked when writing The Faceless Ones and Kingdom of the Wicked. When I was writing TFO, I was in the process of buying a house and I was about to move in. Something like this is incredibly distracting, and probably accounted for my inability to write. I broke through that block one day (on New Year's Eve, 2008) simply because enough time had passed. I didn't question it, I just wrote. When I was writing KOTW, I got halfway through and things slowed down.  I wasn't blocked, exactly, but I wasn't inspired. There was something missing. I looked at the title — Kingdom of the Wicked — and I asked myself what does this title say to me?

For some reason, it said 'alternate dimension'.

That's what was missing. Immediately I was writing about shunting and Mevolent and a world ruled by sorcerers, and slotting all that into what I'd already written about Argeddion and Kitana.

So, two days before Christmas, I looked at this title I'd just come up with, and I asked myself what does this title say to me?

And it told me. And suddenly everything changed.

The core idea is still the same — it's still about a 16 year old girl who is being chased across America by demons — but it has grown. It has expanded. It has evolved.

So I scrapped what I'd written. I managed to salvage maybe half of it, but that meant I was now even worse off than I had been. The thing is, though, I was now inspired. This was FUN again.

My deadline is still the end of this month. In the last week, I have written enough to that I have once again got a third of it written. I calculate that I will need to write twice as much as I usually do per day to get it done in time. Yesterday was my first attempt to do this. I wrote EXACTLY twice as much as I usually do. Yesterday was a good day. Today is going to be a good day too.

It has to be.



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Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Not great. I kept messaging Jaimie with all my personal... stuff, and I don't know what happened, she stopped responding and even left Blogland for a bit earlier today and I know she'll deny this but it is at least partly my fault, stressing her out.

She is so underappreciated and I don't know how to make it up to her because I'm pretty useless tbh.

I just hope she's okay :/

(Don't apologise for not knowing somebody, it's okay.))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Absolutely none taken.)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Film, Audra?)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(*is uncomfortable about puppets*)

Audra Traum said...

She's probably ok, Tanya. It is late in the United Kingdom, she's probably asleep.
Speaking of sleep, shouldn't you be asleep?

Audra Traum said...

Film? What about them, Tanya?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(I won't deny that telling people all your problems can lead to some emotional weight. Now I don't like speaking for others, but I'm fairly confident that she will have accepted the burden willingly. But what you are not is useless.)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh yeah, she is probably just asleep.

I should probably be asleep too.

But pish on that.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Could you recommend a film to watch, please? Preferably one that isn't over four times as old as me? (I am not in an old film mood :/)

Let's hope she is. And it's the weekend, so no, no sleep yet.))

Audra Traum said...

Maleficent? Um, Cat In Paris? Secret of Kells?

I apologize, I don't watch many films.

Fire Fly said...

Hello...?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*hugs Fly* Hello, you! :)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Okay. Do you have a favourite film?)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hey Fire Fly. How are things?

Fire Fly said...

(*huggles* Hey Kas. I would recommend Beastly - it's like a modern day Beauty and the Beast.)

Audra Traum said...

Yes, Maleficent.
Hello Fire Fly, how are you?

Fire Fly said...

*Looks at the man blankly* Uh... Alright...? How do you know my name...?

(I'm okay now, at least. How are you?)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

We met a couple of days ago, remember?

Fire Fly said...

Ah, that would explain it. I forget everything as soon as I fall to sleep...

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*Tanya appears near Fly and Trip*

(Very, very, very, very stressed.

And worried about Danni and Jaimie because of similar and different reasons.

Not that great, basically. But better than 24 hours ago...

...)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Stay at least ten paces from me, infected.

Fire Fly said...

(*hugs Kas* I'm sorry about that...)

*looks down at herself, scared* Am I infected?! With what?!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No. *points at Tanya*

Her. Him? You're pretty androgynous.

But they're infected by Erebus with a mind shadow. No longer got any free will.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*steps closer to Trip, a dagger in her hand*

Look, I can explain.

Fire Fly said...

*Quickly scoots behind Trip and peeks around his shoulder* What's Erebus...?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*for every step Tanya takes, he takes one back*

You can explain over there, with your dagger sheathed.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Erebus is the ancient god of darkness, hell bent on extinguishing all light in the universe.

And can also take over people's minds, like he did to Tanya here. If you have a weapon, I suggest you draw it.

Fire Fly said...

Oh... That's not good... *Pats down her pockets, looking for a weapon. Comes up with a envelop opener* I don't know if this is a weapon....

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*smirks* You'd be surprised.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Oh, no, I need the dagger to make my point.

*nods*

*doesn't stop advancing towards Trip*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*keeps moving back, pushing Fire Fly back. He draws his swords and his energy flows into it*

And what is that point?

Fire Fly said...

Well, I don't know if I can use it...*Looks at Trip's weapons and nods* They are deadly. This isn't... *Keeps stepping backwards behind Trip*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

My point is that I need to be close to you and have my dagger out to make my point. I'm not just walking towards you and avoiding the subject for the hell of it.

((I really wanted to do this part of the rp with Sil as it would be an emotional experience.

So if you wouldn't mind attacking

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

...Tanya until she backs down.)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Sorry, that would be unbelievably out of character for Trip. He just doesn't do that.)

What do you intend to do with that dagger?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(If you attack, I will be ankle to keep a certain something hidden as it is related to Sil and Jai would read the rp and the revelation will be ruined.

So... attack?)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(...of the Valkyries?

Get it?

Topical?)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Erm... Fire Fly? Could you do it? Just, panic or something?)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Not ankle, unable.)

Fire Fly said...

*She gripped the envelop opener tightly in her hand. Something wasn't right. Someone was going to get hurt. She held the knife between two fingers and threw it at Tanya before retreating a few meters*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Fire Fly wait!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Thanks)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

All right, Trip, the lady gets it!

*launches herself forward at Fly at incredible speed*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*as she attacks, Trip darts at Tanya, slashing at her neck*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(*hums a jolly tune*)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*tackles Fly to the ground, looking confused as blood starts dripping on to Fly*

*grips her neck, hissing*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*her own neck

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*in a flash Trip is by Tanya's side and kicks for her stomach*

John said...

*Appears without a sound, watching the scuffle with a calm expression*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Hey, Erbie!)

(Fly?)

Big man, kicking a bleeding woman who's looking the other way, aren't you?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You approached us with a knife and refused to sheath your knife.

Also, I know you're under his control. *points at Erebus*

So, your argument's a bit done.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*doesn't look around to where Trip's pointing*

I calmly approached you two.

Fly threw a knife at me and you cut me with one.

And yet I'm the aggressor here.

I guess I didn't get the memo that she'd be practicing her throwing skills and you'd be trying to murder anyone who gets too close to you.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You approached me with a knife, which I asked you to put away, and you refused.

Also please, I cut you with a sword.

Anyway, I know you're trying to do the whole integrate yourself back into society and fool people thing, but you can't fool me, I watched you get mind controlled!

John said...

*Is suddenly behind Trip, having made no sound while he moved*

You speak as though it matters.

*Reaches for Trips shoulder, shadows already circling his hand*

Fire Fly said...

(Sorry, I've had a little puppy fall asleep on me and haven't been able to move my hands to get my iPod...)

*She screamed and wiped the blood away from her, scrambling backwards. She noticed the man behind Trip*

TRIP!!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*he spins moving with one leg to trip Tanya and using his spare hand snaps his palm out. A ripple of energy flies forward to knock Erebus back, Trip's sword slashing for his stomach*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Run!

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Hath not a mind-controlled person eyes? Hath not a mind-controlled person hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a non-mind-controlled person is? If you prick us, do we not bleed?
if you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?

Fire Fly said...

*She got to her feet and bolted into the trees*

John said...

*The blast knocks him back a few paces, heels kicking up a trail of dirt. The sword, however, passes directly through him leaving a thin trail of shadows*

Tanya, after her.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*jumps over Trip's foot, and pushes Trip towards Erebus*

*runs towards Fly*

The shadow man got him! Run, Fly!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*she suddenly solidifies behind Erebus, hugging him*
OH MY GLOB BLAKE YOU'RE NO LONGER DEAD I MISSED YOU HOW DID THAT HAPPEN WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING TRIP
*she takes in a Hughes breath then hugs Erebus tighter, grinning*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Well that was unexpected, Duggy! (Hey!))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Dug! Get away from him! That's Erebus!

Dug, go after Tanya, help Fire Fly! I can take this fool.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Herrow Dug! How was your day?)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

(XD Yo! How be's yous and yous eyes
!?)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Are we like Starfleet? Night shifts and all...))

John said...

*A look of disgust crosses his face for a moment before he smiles*

Hey Dug, actually Trip's been spreading rumors that Erebus is in control of me now or something. He attacked Tanya because apparently I'm mind controlling her...

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*her eyes widen and she quickly turns back into mist, floating after Tanya and the person she assumes to be Fire Fly*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(My eyes be fine, thank ye.)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*after hearing what Erebus said she stops, confused*
Um.....

(My day was great, thanks! How be's yous and yous eyes?!)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(:3)

John said...

And now that I think about it, Fly threw a knife at Tanya too.

*His expression hardens as he looks at Trip*

I'm making sure they don't try it again.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Dugglyn, Blake has come suspiciously back to life and now Erebus is for some reason free.

Or, Erebus is controlling him and trying to confuse people.

Which is more plausible?

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Gtg

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Awwkay, bye, Duggy!)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

This isn't even how Blake would react if I'd been taken control of by Erebus. He would have tried to restrain me.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Toodloo Dug!

John said...

(Bye Dug. - J)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(And can I just say that I really like the word androgynous.)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(I think it's pretty good too)

John said...

Have I tried to harm you yet? You've got no idea what I was trying to do with those shadows.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I don't care to find out.

John said...

A shame.

*Darkness envelopes the area, rendering anyone within the radius blind*
*He walks casually towards Trip, his footfalls making no noise*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Ooh second breakfast club!)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Erebus can hear a deep breath*

I... can still... s-see y... ou...

John said...

Looking past the physical plane are you? Let us see how long your sanity holds.

*Erebus opens the full scope of his being to Trip (Um... yeah I literally can't explain this. Work with that for what Trip is experiencing right now. - J)*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Eh, that's the soul plane in a nutshell. Completely anathema.)

Thanks... I waaas.. hopng... to see this...

John said...

(Mk so allow me a quick explanation here. When a god is in their true form mortals who look at them are incinerated on the spot. When a titan is in their true for you get the same effect just by being near them. Now imagine four or so generations above that. That's a primordial. - J)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Well, Trip isn't actually looking at Erebus. He's just... sensing him.)

John said...

(True and I considered mentioning that. But still, consider the gap in mental capacity and complexity. Not degrading Trip at all, but Erebus, as Alastair said, is as old as creation. - J)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(But that's the beauty of looking at things on the soul plane, you're just given a whole load of information. Incomprehensible isn't really something that exists on the soul plane. Not to mention, Trip has gotten very good at comprehending the idea of the incomprehensible over the years, what with his swashbuckling life of adventure.)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Good bye, Fly! Maybe you'll remember me...)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Yes, goodbye!)

John said...

(Perhaps, I still doubt the ability of any person to experience what Trip is now and still maintain their sanity but I'm really in no mood to argue with anyone. - J)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Sanity isn't something Trip has done for a long time.)

So, are yo... ou goiing ttto try annnnd... drt me.....?

John said...

It would help very much if you spoke coherently.

*Shadows extend through the air as quickly as bullets towards Trip*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Silly Trip didn't run >:D

Also name change :S *waves arms about*)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Trip yelps in pain as the shadows hit him, but before Erebus can capitalise on his advance, Trip pulls a light green cylinder from his pocket and snaps it. Immediately he disappears*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(XD Five nights as Frodo's...)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Serves Erebus right for advancing his capitalist agenda.

Long live Trip, defender of communism!)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Er... yeah! Sure!)

John said...

(Tolken approves.)

*Erebus releases the darkness shrouding the area with a small grin*

As though distance matters...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Trip stumbles to the door in his bar and makes sure it's locked. From there he moves to behind the counter and makes sure there's no shadows in the wounds*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*knocks on the bar door*

Trip?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Bugger off, yer barred!

John said...

*Apparently to Trips dismay darkness is exactly what is in the wounds. Not as though he could tell by looking at the surface, as the second they made contact they had begun working towards his brain*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Ah, dammit. *he bolts for the stairs, speeding up into the attic*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

It's people like you who are ruining this place! Why did you even bar me? I'm an upstanding citizen!

*grumbles about taking over Blogland*

Oh, look. It appears I'm casting a shadow.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You know why I barred you!

*Trip is fumbling around with various affairs, his skin glowing purple around his wounds, trying to fight off the shadows*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Of course I don't remember, I must have had way too much vodka, comrade!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No one's around! You can just be god damn evil!

*a sharp stabbing pain causes Trip to drop the orb he was holding*

Bugger...

*he picks it back up again*

John said...

*Walks up behind Tanya without a sound*

How fares our good Mr. Castalan?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*hears a noise*

*ignores it, and starts drinking Trip's coke and other soft drinks, leaving payment on the table*

Sure, maybe my money is too good for Mr purebloods-only, but I don't care.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Dying, or something close to it.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Tanya you were outside and locked out. It's a fairly standard building, four walls and a door, essentially. And unfortunately you're on the outside. So sadly, you could not drink all my drinks.)

John said...

Oh I do not think he will die. After all, a dead body is no fun.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*frowns*

*is not drinking anything*

(Damn your basic logic!)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*he puts the orb down and checks his chest. The shadows are advancing slower than he anticipated. Good.*

John said...

*Sighs*

He has been a bit of a thorn, I suppose I should make sure he does not do anything regretful.

*With a small gesture the shadows in Trip become frantic, they rush towards their target without regard for any damage they may cause so long as it is not fatal*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Trip unleashes a howls of pain as he watches the shadows advance*

*doubled over he shuffles into the shadows of the bar's attic*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*howl

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Sleepy. Good night!)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Sleep well)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(It's late. Go to sleep, guys! Good night.)

John said...

(Good night.)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(You too, Trip (and J!))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*In the darkness Trip puts on a necklace with a large rock on it around his neck. Suddenly, he falls to his knees. With a low grunt he tries to reach a lotus flower, and just about manages to pick a petal before he falls to the floor. As the world darkens around him and the shadows tear up his skin, clawing for his mind he just about manages to bite some off before the world goes black*

Sir said...

...

How dramatic.

*He quietly pops another piece of popped corn into his mouth.*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Ah, yes. I love a bit of drama from time to time. How are you Sir? It's been a long time.)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*appears by Trip* Can I help you?

Sir said...

For you, perhaps, Mr. Castalan. I do have a propensity for lurking, as it stands.

In any case, I am as well as I can be expected to be, which is to say, evidently better than your character. How are you?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*sighs slightly* Well, I suppose you're unconscious now. *stands around and waits to see if he'll wake up*

John said...

(Well, as Tanya said it's a tad bit on the late side. Gentlemen. *Tips an imaginary hat and strolls off into the mist. It's all very dramatic. Trust me*)

Sir said...

Given the circumstances, I find it a tad difficult to place my trust in you, Mr. Soul.

However... In matters of drama, I suppose, you do have quite the bit of experience.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*is currently unconscious and drooling on the floor*

*suddenly, a small box begins to glow, and Alistair's vision is replaced by an image of Trip on a white background*

Hello. If you're watching this, Erebus got me. I'm now going to be walking around, talking as if everything I was saying was some big foolish mistake or joke. Or maybe, I'll still be saying Blake has been taken over by Erebus, but I'll be doing it in an unconvincing or alienating way. Whatever I'm doing, I'm not me, do not trust me.
First things first, whoever you are, do not trust myself, Tanya, Blake, Chione or any of their family. Erebus could have any of them under his control by now. And if you know of anyone who has been alone with them who is not Alistair, then add them to my list.
Secondly, do not worry about us. Erebus' plan is to-
*suddenly the image of Trip disappears and only a sharp inhalation of breath can be heard. A moment later he returns*
Sorry about that, I haven't much time left. Now, Erebus' plan is to extinguish all light in the universe. You have to stop him. If you find Silente and Bethany, they know more, and if they don't, then ask Lilliana, she certainly will.

Stop him, and save us all. And don't go near Blake/Erebus. He'll just turn you into a puppet as well.

*Alistair's vision returns to the dark attic*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Well I'm doing very well, but yes, Trip TC is in something of a bad way, isn't he. But at least Fire Fly and Dugglyn escaped.)

Sir said...

Indeed, a lucky turn of events for the pair.

I am gladdened to hear that you, at least, feel well.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Thank you, that's very kind of you. How have you been since we last spoke?)

Sir said...

Well, both I and myself have been fairly well, all things considered.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Oh excellent.)

Sir said...

Indubitably, Mr. Castalan. Thank you for your query.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(I actually have little else of import to say. Yourself?)

Sir said...

Mr. Castalan, it would be very difficult for even myself to find something in my mind that is not senseless inanity.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hableeetapolombier?

Sir said...

...

Certainly.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Sir Reingington, that is very rude.

Sir said...

I have always been regarded by others as terribly confrontational.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yes, but insulting my toenails is just uncalled for!

Sir said...

I apologize deeply, Mr. Castalan. I should have realized that you were especially sensitive on matters of podiatry.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Thank you, a proper apology means a lot to me.

Sir said...

It would, wouldn't it, Mr. Castalan?

Sir said...

Self-evidently.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Shelf 31, Blue Room 6, The Library, Undisclosed Location, Planet Earth (presumably)

"What the ^#(( happened to you? I... I was worried."

"I was dead. I'm sorry."

"You were what now?"

Loud metallic clang

"I was dead. For about a month, or two depending on how you count."

"You've been gone longer than that. I looked everywhere! I... I'd just about given up."

"I sent you a letter."

"A letter that said absolutely nothing!"

"You'd have been worse off if you'd known the details."

"Is that supposed to make me feel better?! I was worried. I never worry. About anything!"

A small noise, maybe a laugh, maybe a sob, maybe just a hiccup.

"I'm sorry... I didn't want you to see me while I was still in that mental state. It might have--"

"You're my best friend. In fact, you're one of the three people who tolerates my presence for any length of time. The other two being my boyfriend and my cat. Oh, wait, a cat isn't a person. I guess that makes two then. Still though. You can't just disappear on me!"

"I wasn't planning to disappear...not for long."

"I know a lie when I hear one, missy. You didn't stop to think. Not about me, not about your family, not about your friends in that Blogland place, not about--"

"I just... I was sick of being a burden to all of you."

"What? You're not--"

"Please, just don't say anything. I don't want to go back there again."

"Back where? Blogland or..."

A moment of silence

"I'm not sure what else you were going to say, but probably both."

"Oh."

"Look, I know you're probably really, really mad at me right now."

"Oh, yes. Definitely. The next time--"

"And I know that I'm probably the last person in the universe you want to speak to right now."

"Second to last. After Medusa."

"Um, should I take that as a compliment?"

"Probably not."

"Okay then."

Silence

"You were going somewhere with this, right? Not just, like, making sure I was really mad at you."

"What? Oh, yeah, I was. Are you willing to listen? It's important."

"...fine."

"Thank you. Thank you so much."

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Static

Oh bother. Just as they were about to get to the good bit. I need to find something else to make bugs out of, something that she won't be able to detect. I think I've heard enough, though, to know where I need to go next.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

(Oh no, TripTC! :c)
(And soy for disappearing so suddenly, our cab arrived (we're at a hotel))
*wanders around Blogland, away from where Trip and Erebus were, trying to find someone to confirm one of their stories*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Are you looking for someone?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Well then.

À bientôt.

Anonymous said...

OMG! Derek is writing a new book series! I can't believe it and I can't wait to read them. I was so upset when I thought that SP had finished but we're also getting new stories too! You're awesome Derek.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

I wish. More than anything. More that life! I wish.

Anonymous said...

Oh, there is someone else here. Hi there.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Hello Adriadne. How are you?)

Anonymous said...

I'm alright thanks, why are you speaking in brackets?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(You're title sounds very promiscuous. Are you New to blogland?)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(I speak in parentheses because its safer. And author zone. It shows that I'm not role-playing a plot and that I am, in fact, speaking as an author.)

Anonymous said...

Blogland...? and uh yeah, if you mean the blog this is my first time on. A friend said to check it out. I don't think she comments though...

Anonymous said...

Safer? Author zone?
Wait, you guys RP here? that's awesome...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(We call it blogland. And your friend is wise. Welcome! Usually, there are people here. British afternoon/night seems to be the busiest times..)

Anonymous said...

Oh. So it's not normally this quiet then?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(You have to dedicate the page btw.

Safer because I won't be mistaken for my character.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Sometimes it is. Things get busier later usually.
And yes! We rp.)

Anonymous said...

Dedicate the page? to what?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(To anything. The first person to comment on a page has to dedicate the page to something/one of their choice.)

Savannah said...

(*walks in* Dia duit, mo chairde!)

Anonymous said...

Then I guess i'll dedicate to Derek's new book series and Blogland

Anonymous said...

Oh! another person. Hi, Velvet.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Hear hear!
Hey velv. Hehehe. New person! *evil grin*)

Anonymous said...

Um...why is she grinning like that...?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*smiles politely at Ad(can I call you ad?)*
You'll see...
*looks at Velv*
Can I can I can I please please please please pleaseeeeeeeeeeee?)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Wait no not Ad. Aria)

Anonymous said...

Uh...wouldn't it made more sense to call me Ari?

Savannah said...

(Hear hear!
*smirks at Ariadne* Hi...
*grins back at Sil* I'm guessing she hasn't been... Welcomed yet...)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*shakes head*
Not Ari! Ari taken..)

Savannah said...

(*looks at Jai* Of course! Just so long as I can help...)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(She hasn't not yet please please please please please please pleeeeeeease can iiiiiiiiiii?!)

Savannah said...

(*frowns* Wait Jai, who's Ari?)

Anonymous said...

Do you say 'Hear Hear' after someone dedicates?
And I have...Silente welcomed me...

Savannah said...

(Go ahead! Just let me help too!)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Okay! That's fair! Hhahahahaha MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!)

Savannah said...

(*laughs with Jai*)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*smiles at Aria, slowly approaching the girl*
*looks twelve, although she is incredibly graceful in her movements and paler than a normal human*
*eyes sparkling in anticipation*
*purrs out* hello.

Savannah said...

(*steps closer to Ariandne* Don't worry too much about, hopefully you will come out in relatively one piece...)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Shhhh we aren't crazy! I know I'm crazy therefore I cant BE crazy because crazy people don't know they're crazy! Crazy, huh?)

Savannah said...

(*looks shocked* Adam! I'm not crazy! Do you want to continue from yesterday? I poofed...)

Anonymous said...

Hi, Adam. *Shakes his hand*
*Backs away from the girls, her head snapping between them*
Little help over here?

Anonymous said...

(Isn't that a Johnny Depp quote?)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*smiles pleasantly with a hint of malice*
*slowly circles Aria*
Shhh...don't worry...this is allllllll okay...
*getting closer with each full circle made*
*smiles more, showing pointed teeth*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Yes it is! *high fives Aria* finally! Someone recognises one of my quotes!)

Anonymous said...

(*High fives*)

*Keeps backing away*
*Slams against a tree*
Um...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*grins*
*tilts her head back slightly, scenting the air*
You're new..I love fresh blood..
*stalks towards her, no longer circling, just stalking her prey*
What's your name, stranger?

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