Friday, January 9, 2015

First Post of 2015

I have just seen Tom Percival's rough version of what the paperback cover for The Dying of the Light ... and all I can say is WOW.

This cover needs to be a poster. You'll be seeing it yourself in a matters of weeks, and then you can join me in demanding more posters. MORE!

Before the paperback of TDOTL comes out, of course, there'll be the paperback edition of Armageddon Outta Here. We'll be using a slightly altered version of the hardback cover for this because I didn't want anyone out there picking it up thinking it's one of the main books — I want it to be as obvious as possible that it's a collection of stories. There ARE going to be three new stories in it, though, about which I'll go into more detail closer to publication.

The Skulduggery series is, of course, now over, and I'm working on this mysterious new trilogy of mine. I had a third of it written by the time TDOTL was released, and then I went on a tour that took me to the other side of the world, and writing stopped.

When I got back, I had to write those three new short stories for AOH — so writing of the new series was postponed.

Then I needed a break. I just needed one or two weeks to just stop working and relax. So no writing got done.

Then it was December, and I sat down to write the remaining two thirds of the book. And I sat. And I sat. And nothing was happening. My absolute deadline for getting the first book finished was the end of January, and I had a LOT to do. But nothing was happening.

The writing had stalled.

This, as you can imagine, was not good. This was ever-so-slightly worrying. It had happened before, of course. It had happened with The Faceless Ones and again with Kingdom of the Wicked. Writer's block? Maybe. If such a thing exists, then I probably had it.

December carried on. I spoke to my agent and my editor just before the Christmas break, because the title I had been planning on using (or something similar) had been used by someone else a year earlier. We'd been having discussions about what it was going to be called now. None of my ideas were hitting in the way I needed.

But then, right before the Christmas break, the title came to me. No, I'm not going to tell you what it is — not yet. But it came to me and my eyes widened, and I sent off an email. A short email. Two words long. My title. My agent and my editor got back to me immediately — perfect.

We got on the phone, discussed it, said merry Christmas, and hung up.

Happy once again, I sat down at my desk and began to WRITE.


Except I didn't.

The book was still stalled.

The day before Christmas Eve I was sitting at my computer, staring at the screen. I remembered how I had been blocked when writing The Faceless Ones and Kingdom of the Wicked. When I was writing TFO, I was in the process of buying a house and I was about to move in. Something like this is incredibly distracting, and probably accounted for my inability to write. I broke through that block one day (on New Year's Eve, 2008) simply because enough time had passed. I didn't question it, I just wrote. When I was writing KOTW, I got halfway through and things slowed down.  I wasn't blocked, exactly, but I wasn't inspired. There was something missing. I looked at the title — Kingdom of the Wicked — and I asked myself what does this title say to me?

For some reason, it said 'alternate dimension'.

That's what was missing. Immediately I was writing about shunting and Mevolent and a world ruled by sorcerers, and slotting all that into what I'd already written about Argeddion and Kitana.

So, two days before Christmas, I looked at this title I'd just come up with, and I asked myself what does this title say to me?

And it told me. And suddenly everything changed.

The core idea is still the same — it's still about a 16 year old girl who is being chased across America by demons — but it has grown. It has expanded. It has evolved.

So I scrapped what I'd written. I managed to salvage maybe half of it, but that meant I was now even worse off than I had been. The thing is, though, I was now inspired. This was FUN again.

My deadline is still the end of this month. In the last week, I have written enough to that I have once again got a third of it written. I calculate that I will need to write twice as much as I usually do per day to get it done in time. Yesterday was my first attempt to do this. I wrote EXACTLY twice as much as I usually do. Yesterday was a good day. Today is going to be a good day too.

It has to be.



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Edward Fletcher said...

Smith: *Takes water*

Mercy: *Takes Whiskey* He hired us to protect his children when he was betrayed

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Ru zmblmv dzmgh gl gizmhozgv..

http://www.erikswan.net/codemaker/results.php

Bye)

Edward Fletcher said...

(Bye Jai)

Inky Flame said...

(I'm going now
Byii)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Hey, Adra.)

Star Inkbright said...

@Noelle: :o
ohmygosh.
you're so intelligent
and you work so hard
and it so much pays off
and I'm so impressed. O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O

Edward Fletcher said...

(Bye Chloe and sorry)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Bye Chloe and Jai!)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

˙ʇɐǝɹb op ןן,noʎ ǝɹns ɯ,ı ¡sǝuo ʍǝu ɹnoʎ uı ʞɔnן poob ˙ןןǝʍ ʇuǝʍ sǝssɐןɔ ɹnoʎ ʇɐɥʇ ɹɐǝɥ oʇ pɐןb

˙ɐɹpɐןɐ ɥʍʍʍʍʍɐ puɐ ʎʇʇıʞ ɐ ɥʍʍʍʍɐ ɥʇoq

¡ɥʍʍʍʍɐ

Luciana said...

Chi, you are freaking fantastic.
If I end up visiting a couple of universities up near you guys, I'm staying another day so I can meet you guys! <3

Star Inkbright said...

Also, Aladra = cute. :P

The Grave of a Coward said...

Did he now?
My dear gentlemen, you two seem wickeder by the moment.
*sips a drink of indiscriminate color and potency*

Chione Asahina said...

(Thanks Star :) I guess you're right. But I wish I had one good friend irl...

Ok Luce. Yeah we'll talk about FT as long as you want <3

John you didn't even like FT! you have no right to say anything right now! xD)

Luciana said...

Bye anyone who is leaving! *cuddles*

Star Inkbright said...

Little black kitties are cute. :) They're cuter than little non-black kitties and black non-little kitties. :)

Edward Fletcher said...

Smith: Our magic is widely valued, we are the best at what we do

Mercy: *sips whiskey* We betrayed him for the greater good

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

˙ʇɥbıu ɹǝʇʇǝq ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ǝʞɐɯ ʇ,uoʍ buıʌɐǝן ɹnoʎ 'ıɐظ

John said...

(I may not like the show but that doesn't stop Zeref from being awesome.)

Star Inkbright said...

And to that, Chi, I quote PanFicto from AVEN.
"honestly, I don't even know how happy a lot of other people are, no matter how much sex they're having or how great their boyfriend/girlfriend is. If their happiness is based entirely around *having* those things, is that true happiness? If losing those things will plummet them back to misery, how stable is their happiness really?"

However, I get you. :/ I've always wanted a really good friend who was really good friends with me. :P

Chione Asahina said...

(Bye Chloe!

You ARE smart Adra...god...if only I were that smart xD)

Chi: I died too and I still remember that...How could you forget something that important...like Blogland being overrun with zombies?
Maybe Trip was right... *takes another step back* You didn't even say that you loved me back.

The Grave of a Coward said...

Your magic? Yes, of course. What is it, if I may ask? I have always been fascinated by the Disciplines, since they are so far from my reach. The grass is always greener, etc.
*sets down the drink*

Chione Asahina said...

(Oh, Bye Jaimie.)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Goodbye, Silente. I hope that you will email me.)

Edward Fletcher said...

Mercy: I am a telepath, a good one too *finishes drink*

Smith: I have an... unusual power *removes glove and touches glass* *a golden patch spreads across the glass until it is solid gold*

Noelle said...

Thanks- I pride myself on my intelligence... Heh.


I already have my schedule planned out- next year I'll take AP Enviornmental Science, AP English Composition and Literature, AP Art History, Pre-Calculus, World Religions, Music Theory and Composition, (some other religion class I don't care about), Government, Economy, World Literature.

I really hope I can take both AP and CP English- despite the fact that I'd have to have English all year long, I think it would be fun.

And for spring break, I'm going to go visit McGill in Montreal- where I plan to go to college. It's the Harvard of Canada, and it has good anthro-archaeology programs.

I'm kinda killing it.

Luciana said...

Chi, I went through most of primary and secondary school without anyone I could talk to properly, and I felt really alone. But when it came to college, I lost the toxic people I had referred to as friends, and found people far more like me. Now I have the most adoring group of friends I could have ever asked for - both online and in person. And it sucked that I have had to wait for so long to get them, but each and every one of them was worth the wait, worth the pain and loneliness. And I know you'll find someone to be there like my friends are there for me.
You'll get what you want, I know you will. *cuddles*
(and in a couple of years I might be moving to Glasgow or Aberdeen anyway so I can come and annoy you even if nobody else will <3)

The Grave of a Coward said...

*wobbles slightly*
O-oh.
*dollar signs flash in her eyes*
*shakes head slightly*
That's . . . that's quite a trick, eh?

John said...

Of course I love you.

*Steps closer and holds her tightly*

Chione Asahina said...

(I've been depressed for a long time. I think I'm having fun with my "friends" at school and then they leave me or make me feel down...I would like to have one person that I could never be down around...one that was always there when I needed them...one that I could literally lean on because I think its cute and it's comfy. I always lean on my biology buddy John because of his blazer. One time I almost slipped and he was like "it's alright, I've got you" it was cute...I smiled a lot. But I only get to talk to him in biology...the rest of the group says he likes me but nah. I don't see it. why would anyone? lol....)

Edward Fletcher said...

Smith: *laughs* Yup, I am the only person I know of with this power

Mercy: It is quite a trick, useful too

The Grave of a Coward said...

Well then.
*nervous chuckle*
Be sure you don't accidentally touch anything in your room. Or rather, touch everything.

Chione Asahina said...

(Really Luce?! that's great I can't wait to meet you. God your eyes are so god damn pretty...they're so fucking blue...You're fucking gorgeous)

Edward Fletcher said...

Smith: Magic gloves, the only things that stop my power. But, as payment for our stay *goes and touches a large chair turning it to gold*

Mercy: Will that cover our stay?

Luciana said...

Why wouldn't someone like you, Chi? You're beautiful, funny, kind, clever, wonderful and strong. Just because there's a storm ahead, it doesn't mean that the fire within you will be extinguished.
You're far stronger than you think and, yes, maybe it sucks right now and maybe you will fall down a few times, but I'll always be there to pick you up if that's what you need - there are lots of us who would. More than happily.
I love you, Chi, please don't forget that. <3

Savannah said...

(Back!)

Star Inkbright said...

@Chi: Yeah, Adra is REALLY intelligent, both academically and non-academically, but she also studies really hard, so. :P

Like, there's people I know and they mess around in lessons and then they don't attend compulsory revision sessions and they don't revise and then they complain they get shit grades. Like, I know some people are better at school than others, but you do create your own future to an extent. :P

Chione Asahina said...

Chi: *Smirks* Then how about something that we haven't done in a while, hmm?
*Presses herself against him, an evil in her face and smile*

Edward Fletcher said...

(Hello Velvet)

The Grave of a Coward said...

*bites lip*
*whimpers* Poor Leopold . . .
*coughs*
Yes! Yes. That will be more than sufficient, dear sirs.
*approaches the chair cautiously*
*sits in it*
*finds that it still swivels marvelously well, in fact, even better than before*

The Grave of a Coward said...

Greetings, Velvet!

Luciana said...

Chi - Heck, yes! If I get the grades, I'm moving to Scotland for uni and I can annoy you att;)
And thank you so much! It means loads that you think so:3

Star Inkbright said...

I probably don't reach out enough to ever have someone always there for me like that, tbh. I only really get friends when people reach out to me insistently enough. :P

Edward Fletcher said...

Smith: Good, if you wish for any more gold then simply ask

Mercy: You are very kind allowing us to stay

Chione Asahina said...

(Hey Velvet.

Thanks Luce. I just wish I had someone at school the now... 3 more months and i'll never see the guy I like again. But it doesn't matter...he's rejected me so many times...I've got to stop liking him sometime, right? :)

The Grave of a Coward said...

Nonsense! This is a Hotel, in fact, THE Hotel of Blogland. Anyone who wishes to stay, can stay. Except for vampires, of course.
*smiles warmly*
Now, I don't mean to hurry you along . . .
*checks watch*
. . . but I'm afraid I really must depart.

Edward Fletcher said...

Mercy: Of course, thank you for everything

Smith: Yes, thank you very much

*They head to check their rooms*

(I need to go now, bye)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(I do not think people should be judged on the amount of friends they have. It is illogical.
Coming to think of it, I am not the best example when it comes to this. I never had any friends, which may mark me out as someone somewhat unapproachable. Which, of course, I am. But as a child it was largely due to my biotics - they are rare in humans. So those who weren't bullying me for it were too scared to come near me.)

The Grave of a Coward said...

Excellant. Thank you for your patronage.

*departs*

Goodbye, all.

Chione Asahina said...

Tsu: Less than a year *smiles*

Chione Asahina said...

(Bye Jack, Clara)

John said...

*Raises an eyebrow*

Oh..?

Luciana said...

*cuddles Chi* It's okay to have emotions to someone who doesn't return them, and it's okay to be broken up about it. It's okay to cry about it, to eat ice-cream and watch your favourite films for days on end, and take long baths with candles dotted around the tub to calm yourself down. It's okay to treat yourself, it's okay to feel things. It's all okay, and you shouldn't beat yourself up about it, okay? <3

I hope you'll get over him soon, and find someone you like who also likes you. I hope you will find happiness with someone who also finds happiness with you. <3

John said...

(Luc, you're talking to the wrong person.)

Luciana said...

wait what

I am so confuddled.

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, I think people can be judged on how many friends they have - I just don't think you should judge them based on a scale of more friends = more awesome, because it's an illogical scale to have. :)

Savannah said...

(Hello Mr Smith... Have we met? What do I call you?
Greetings Clara!
Hi Gemma!
*looks at Luce* Hi, it's great to finally meet you!)

Chione Asahina said...

Tsu: Yeah, they are. Their mother is a goddess. They're demi gods so they grow faster than normal children.

Luciana said...

Hello Velvet:3
Finally...? Luce...? Do I know you or...?:s

Savannah said...

(Nope, sorry, when I was 10ish I always used to read the blog posts and sometimes the comments so I kind of knew you from there!)

Inky Flame said...

(Back for a bit
Anyone watch the musketeers?)

miapenguin21 said...

GO Derek You JUst Get over whatever life throws at you don`t u
well done derek landy well done

Chione Asahina said...

(I'm fine. It's nothing like what I put John through *shakes head* I shouldn't be even complaining about it xD it's just karma ain't it...That's it. It's karma cause I'm a cheating bitch... even though I've been cheated on by like 4 guys.

I go out with Adam, Luce (Millhouse) I don't deserve him either. I should be completely alone all the time like I deserve....)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

¿ןןɐ noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ

˙ɥbnoɥʇ ʍou ɹǝʇʇǝq ʇıq ɐ ˙ןןǝʍ buıןǝǝɟ ʇ,usɐʍ ˙pǝɹɐǝddɐsıp ı ʎɹɹos

Savannah said...

(Nope Chloe, sorry, want to continue from earlier?
I'm good thanks Fabi, glad you're feeling better!)

Chione Asahina said...

(Shit Fabi. And you should just go lay own if you're not feeling too good.)

Inky Flame said...

(I'm not in the mood for rp :/)

Inky Flame said...

(Sorry)

Chione Asahina said...

(What's wrong Chloe?)

Chi: Mhmm *hands go up to his collar and frst button* But maybe we could be a little more...violent...for a change.

Luciana said...

Ah, that makes sense now:3

*cuddles Chi* No, people are entitled to make mistakes and no matter what happens. My boyfriend has made some major mistakes with me in the past, and I still hurt because of them, but I love him anyway, and we're working. I've forgiven him. I've been broken by many people before, but where he and I are now is incredible, and I am happier than ever. You can work through the mistakes you have made, and the two of you will be happy one day, I'm certain. <3

Inky Flame said...

(I prefer not to say)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

˙sʞuɐɥʇ ʇnq 'ʎɐʞo ǝq ןן,ı puɐ

)-: ˙ʇɐɥʇ ɹɐǝɥ oʇ ʎɹɹos ɯ,ı

[ıɥɔ sbnɥ]

Savannah said...

(Okay Chloe, no worries, are you okay? *hugs* (My email is open if you need me!))

Chione Asahina said...

(Alright Chloe... same here *mouth twitches*)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[ǝoןɥɔ sbnɥ]

Inky Flame said...

(Thanks people for your concern

And that's too bad Gem

What was that line from glee:

'Men are like coal
They are dirty and cheap and get hot when they are rubbed
But some turn into diamonds so collect as many as you can'

I don't agree with all that but it's true
Some turn into diamonds
But others are dirty)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

ןɐɹǝuǝb uı ǝɟıן uı puɐ sǝssɐןɔ ʍǝu ɹnoʎ ɥʇıʍ ʞɔnן poob

noʎ ǝʌoן

ǝʎq

[ǝןןǝou sbnɥ]

Chione Asahina said...

(I should, Adam. For how I treated you too.
I'm kinda glad Struan is treating me like shit...I hope it makes up for me hurting you two, the most important guys in my life.)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(At this current moment in time, it seems I miss shooting people.
How very odd.)

Chione Asahina said...

(Bye Adra...)

Savannah said...

(Bye Adra!
Hi Soph!)

Chione Asahina said...

(I do. You should have listened to me and left me ages ago...)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(I have been here all along, Velvet. But hello, regardless.



Chloe - I am somewhat unused to actually being apart of society - I usually move through it without actually taking part. But I have noticed that it seems to be women complaining about how bad men can be. And I do not understand. Women can just be as bad. And yet no one seems to acknowledge that.)

Chione Asahina said...

(You should have...

I replied to your last comment btw)

Savannah said...

(*hugs Gemma*)

Star Inkbright said...

@Sophia: I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT!

I personally think that in first-world countries men often get treated worse than women do. *shrugs*

Fours, Noelle. :(

Chione Asahina said...

(*Shrugs Velvet off* I'm not on here to get hugs and for people to feel sorry for me. I only tell people if they ask how I actually am. Most know when I'm lying anyway. But I don't want to be attention seeking so, i'll be fine. Eventually.)

Inky Flame said...

(I know Soph
But I was trying to somewhat help Gem -although I am crap-
I constantly tell people that I'm no angel, that I'm a bad person but no one believes me!)

Luciana said...

*pokes Chi*

You're perfect to me, okay? <3

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Yeah, I'm probably lonelier than you, Gem. It does suck.

Distant, sorry.)

Savannah said...

(*steps back* Okay...)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Did anyone see the Paris footage?

I feel... off after watching that.)

Chione Asahina said...

(Nah Tanya, I wouldn't bet on that.

Thanks for trying Chloe

You too, Luce.

Shh Adam.)

Star Inkbright said...

Inky, you're awesome. :)

You know those times when you have a slim friend who complains about how fat they are and you just look at them in complete incomprehension because you have the evidence that they're not fat right there in front of you and why the hell do that not see that??? It's like there's actually something wrong with their eyes or something.
Well, that's how we feel when you say you're a bad person. :P

Chione Asahina said...

Tsu: Welp, she's as real as you as me.
*kneels down to the gnome's ear, so no one else hears*
I'm a god too.

Inky Flame said...

(Thanks Star... *huggles*)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(From what I have seen, Star, I am inclined to agree.


I am aware of what you were trying to do, Chloe. Do not worry. I was simply pointing out an observation.)

Chione Asahina said...

(Jaimie is really upset btw guys, If you would e-mail her or something. She text me saying "love you. Bye" So yeah...)

Star Inkbright said...

*nods at Sophia :/*

*hugs Inky*

Inky Flame said...

(Sorry Soph
I'm on edge)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(I have indeed seen the Paris footage, Tia. However, I am somewhat used to situations in a similar context so it had little effect on me.)

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...
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Luciana said...

Guys, what do you all think of this line...?

"her voice was more beautiful than any song the running brooks could ever brew."?

Unknown said...

Love your books, never get to comment, as you have so many followers, but I wrote on my blog how much I love skulduggery pleasant. I'll put my blog link below for anyone to see and please comment your love for Skulduggery too!!

Meme x

http://thedayinthelifeofmexoxo.blogspot.co.uk/

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(No idea, Luce :/)

Sir said...

The use of the word "brew" is a tad odd.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Jai? Message... :c)

Luciana said...

Is it...?
It felt rather natural in the line to me.

Sir said...

It has several connotations that, without greater context, seem to clash with the line.

Luciana said...

Its connotations seemed to make sense to me; brewing of beer, of something intoxicating, mirroring the sound of her voice, among many other things...

Hmm...

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(I am no expert on literature, but I think I agree with Sir.)

Sir said...

I am hardly an expert, either. Take my uninformed opinion with a grain of salt, Ms. Scáth.

Luciana said...

Hmm... Okay.

Thank you guys.

I'll talk to Will about it...

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(I am going distant now.

Jaimie?)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(The only experience I have in literature is the fantasy books I used to read when I was a teenager and a substandard story I write a sentence of every now and then.)

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...

Hello?

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...

Would anyone happen to be present?

Sir said...

Well, you certainly are, Ms. Breaker.

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...

Ah, It appears I was not incorrectly informed. Hello Sir Reingington.

Sir said...

Greetings, Ms. Breaker.

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...

How are you on this most pleasant of days? And if I may ask, what exactly do you do here?

Noelle said...

*Gently slips back, and hugs Sir* You never emailed me again...

I missed you, and your author.

I just wanted to mention that.

I should go again

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...

Hello Adrasdos Dark.

The Grave of a Coward said...

Greetings, Blogland. I have returned.

Also, I would like to inform you that the Be The Glue page has been re-skinned.

Sir said...

I feel fairly standard, all things considered, Ms. Breaker. As to the second of your queries, well, I do precisely nothing.

How do you fare, today?

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...

Hello Clara L. Crowley, Hotel Manager, The Majestic Pirate Crowley, Blogland Award Winner, Teenage Librarian. What is 'Be The Glue'?

I fare well Sir Reingington. Forgive me but nothing sounds awfully unpleasant.

Sir said...

...

Ah. Greetings, Ms. Dark. Thank you for the hug. I missed you as well.

Welcome back, Ms. Crowley.

It is a matter of perspective, Ms. Breaker.

The Grave of a Coward said...

Be The Glue is the band that I, Snow Stormberg, and Silente Tempest formed, once upon a time. We're rather popular. Almost two whole people like us.

The Grave of a Coward said...

Greetings, Sir. It's good to be back, I suppose.

John said...

(I guess I'm here for a bit... gonna speak as J for now if there are parenthesis)

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...

I suppose it would be Sir Reingington. Does everyone do nothing here? If so I may indeed have been misinformed.

I see Clara L. Crowley, Hotel Manager, The Majestic Pirate Crowley, Blogland Award Winner, Teenage Librarian. Your viewship seems to be in a rather dismal state, not to offend.

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...

Hello Erebus (In Blake Soul's body)

Sir said...

Greetings, Mr. Soul.

I can assure you that is not the case, Ms. Breaker. Many people preform a wide variety of tasks here. Some are even quite interesting.

...

Quite, Ms. Crowley.

The Grave of a Coward said...

Nonsense. Two people is better than one, after all.

And my entire title is unnecessary, as I'm sure you are aware. Titles, when given to oneself, mean absolutely nothing. It's rather like nicknames: No one should give themselves a nickname. It simply isn't done. I gave myself those titles, so they really serve no purpose except to lengthen my name.

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...

I see Sir Reingington. Perhaps I shall stick around and see for myself.



Indeed Clara L. Crowley, Hotel Manager, The Majestic Pirate Crowley, Blogland Award Winner, Teenage Librarian. What would you prefer to be called, if I might ask.

The Grave of a Coward said...

I have been called many things, few of them complimentary. Crowley will be fine.

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...

Very well then, Crowely. How are you this fine day?

The Grave of a Coward said...

In a hurry, actually.
*checks watch*
I'm afraid I can't spend too much time here before going offline, so if there are any assassination attempts or dinner parties lying in wait to ambush me, it would be best if I could get them over with now.

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...

Assassination attempts, Crowely? I'm afraid I don't quite understand. The internet is not a place where one can be physically harmed.

The Grave of a Coward said...

Not on the Internet, perhaps, but in Blogland, certainly.

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...

Again, I am afraid I do not quite understand.

The Grave of a Coward said...

Fortunately, you will not have to. I'm sure you've never angered someone enough warrant an assassination attempt.

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...

I don't believe I have, no. Although you never can tell.

The Grave of a Coward said...

Quite so.

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...

I still fail to see how a website could cause damage to oneself, other than potentially weakening ones eyes.

Star Inkbright said...

But this comments section is called Blogland, and it's a place composed entirely of imagination, so anythign can happen. XD

The Grave of a Coward said...

Ah, it's time.
I'm afraid I must depart. Farewell, Heart Breaker. If Sir is still about, I wish him adieu.

*departs*

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...

Hello Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser :)

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...

Bon voyage, Crowely.

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(It seems I disappeared briefly, for various reasons.)

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...

Ah. It appears I too must leave. Farewell, Sir Reingington and Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser :). Perhaps I shall return. Then again, perhaps not. Tatta.

The Girl With The Broken Smile said...

Hello Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre), and goodbye.

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Goodbye, Heart Breaker.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Eventually you'll have to sleep Soph)

Savannah said...

(Life is messed up... Asdfghjklasdfghjkl *dies*)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(yes velvet it is. What's up?)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

You can...depending on what it is..
*looks at Beth*
Find Lil? Why..

Savannah said...

(*sighs* Just the general annoyingness and stuff... My friend cuts and I don't know how to help her, my other friend's nan died today, everyone's upset, tomorrow I have to go to a violin lesson for the first time since my teacher found out I was leaving and I just feel that life isn't as good as it was or I dunno...)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*hugs Velvet gently* one problem at a time velv..)

Savannah said...

(Urgh, I have too many to consider one at a time... Omg, I'm human, yay!)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Being human is good?)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Bethany: Phaestra would like information from her.

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Apologies. I will be back soon.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Ah okay. We'll go once Claire's finished eating..
*gets up and hugs Beth*
So um if she can hear us talking at night she'll definitely be able to hear other things...we may want to change that somehow...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Bye Soph. Don't wait up.)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Of course I'm waiting up. I will just be gone for a matter of minutes.)

Savannah said...

(Being human is overrated, if I was an otter life would be free of problems!)

Star Inkbright said...

(I don't believe that. I think you're suffering from a case of "the grass is always greener on the other side." :P)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Dont wait up Soph..


@Velvet unless you couldn't find a rock.)

Star Inkbright said...

I want to do a proper impressive ded so I guess I'll do that tomorrow. :P

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Yey star ded...)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Star sleep!!!)

Star Inkbright said...

OHMYGOSH YOU NOTICED THE TIME AND REMINDED ME THANKS!!! :) :)

*hugs*

I want to listen to a song or two before I go to sleep (it is a Friday night) and the songs will probably help me get to sleep anyway, but then I'll go to sleep, and I'm going offline now, I think. :) Thank you. :)

Lavender Hope said...

Ooh, DEREK THAT IS SO AWESOME!!! :D

I'm definitely getting the paperback of AOH! And I didn't buy the hardcover, so this is even more awesome because I don't need to buy it twice! :D

That new series sounds amazing too! Can't wait to read it! YOU'D BETTER COME TO AMERICA NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED WRITING ABOUT IT, MISTER!!!
*is not here*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(You're welcome star. Sleep well.)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(I am back.)

Bethany: *hugs her back* Probably... But that really isn't a priority now.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Wb)

I know..thinking about normal things helps..

Lavender Hope said...

DEREK you're really getting more mature for your audience. ;P Starting a series with a sixteen year old? Well, many of us who've been with you for a while now are even older than that, so I can't wait to get my hands on it! Demons sound awesome. :)

Sorry, one comment only.
*poofs*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(You can hardly stop me waiting up.)

Bethany: Oh, okay... I'm glad you came back... I thought I wouldn't see you again.

(Apologies. I will be back soon again.)

Garret Falcone said...

I have a question:
Can I tell you guys (my amazing friends) something important that I've just found out ?

Garret Falcone said...

(guess not...
I suppose it doesn't matter that much.... *sighs*

I got to go now.... )

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Debatable..

*hugs Rhos*)


I would never leave forever..

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*strolls in, jollily singing 'Singin' In The Rain', which oddly summons an appropriately sized storm cloud and said weather condition with which to sing in*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Sure, Rhos.

Your writing is pretty enjoyable, Sophia.

JAIMIE! You weren't replying I was worried are you okay??? *tacklehugs madly*

What's wrong, Jai?

What's wrong and how can I help?



...)

Audra Traum said...

*joins Trip in dancing in the rain, her head back, laughing*
*brings her head forward and begins to catch raindrops in her mouth*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Herrow Tanya!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Herrow Audra!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

How are ye puny mortals?

Audra Traum said...

Herrow Trip!
*grins*
Don't you just love rain and storms?

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Audra Traum said...

I'm not sure who is a puny mortal, besides yourself, but I'm fine, thanks.
How are you?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(*greets Audra and Trip through the traditional method of cooking and eating them*

Wait...


Anyways, hello! How are you two? Audrip?

*is looking for a film to watch and suggests Ocean's Eleven to everyone but has seen it eleven times so he needs something new*

*considers looking up movies that had input from Chris Roberts or Derek Landy*)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I do love rainstorms. And I'm as good as always thanks.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Guys? How can I or we cheer up Jaimie and Danni?)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(*Would suggest The 39 Steps*)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(*likes rain*

*loves nights*)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(We could always put on a comedic puppet show?)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(The 1935 one?

Also, too old :/

But I'll put it on the list, thanks, Trip!

*looks at the list*

Oh, well I think I'll be watching The 39 Steps.)

Audra Traum said...

Audrip? Please tell me that's not a ship name...

As I said earlier I'm fine but actually, I'm more than fine. I'M GRAND!
How are you? :)
Is Silente Jaimie?
And I apologize but I do not know Danni.
I'm sorry.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

It's not, for personal reasons, Audra.

Audra Traum said...

Ok, good. (No offense)

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