Friday, January 9, 2015

First Post of 2015

I have just seen Tom Percival's rough version of what the paperback cover for The Dying of the Light ... and all I can say is WOW.

This cover needs to be a poster. You'll be seeing it yourself in a matters of weeks, and then you can join me in demanding more posters. MORE!

Before the paperback of TDOTL comes out, of course, there'll be the paperback edition of Armageddon Outta Here. We'll be using a slightly altered version of the hardback cover for this because I didn't want anyone out there picking it up thinking it's one of the main books — I want it to be as obvious as possible that it's a collection of stories. There ARE going to be three new stories in it, though, about which I'll go into more detail closer to publication.

The Skulduggery series is, of course, now over, and I'm working on this mysterious new trilogy of mine. I had a third of it written by the time TDOTL was released, and then I went on a tour that took me to the other side of the world, and writing stopped.

When I got back, I had to write those three new short stories for AOH — so writing of the new series was postponed.

Then I needed a break. I just needed one or two weeks to just stop working and relax. So no writing got done.

Then it was December, and I sat down to write the remaining two thirds of the book. And I sat. And I sat. And nothing was happening. My absolute deadline for getting the first book finished was the end of January, and I had a LOT to do. But nothing was happening.

The writing had stalled.

This, as you can imagine, was not good. This was ever-so-slightly worrying. It had happened before, of course. It had happened with The Faceless Ones and again with Kingdom of the Wicked. Writer's block? Maybe. If such a thing exists, then I probably had it.

December carried on. I spoke to my agent and my editor just before the Christmas break, because the title I had been planning on using (or something similar) had been used by someone else a year earlier. We'd been having discussions about what it was going to be called now. None of my ideas were hitting in the way I needed.

But then, right before the Christmas break, the title came to me. No, I'm not going to tell you what it is — not yet. But it came to me and my eyes widened, and I sent off an email. A short email. Two words long. My title. My agent and my editor got back to me immediately — perfect.

We got on the phone, discussed it, said merry Christmas, and hung up.

Happy once again, I sat down at my desk and began to WRITE.


Except I didn't.

The book was still stalled.

The day before Christmas Eve I was sitting at my computer, staring at the screen. I remembered how I had been blocked when writing The Faceless Ones and Kingdom of the Wicked. When I was writing TFO, I was in the process of buying a house and I was about to move in. Something like this is incredibly distracting, and probably accounted for my inability to write. I broke through that block one day (on New Year's Eve, 2008) simply because enough time had passed. I didn't question it, I just wrote. When I was writing KOTW, I got halfway through and things slowed down.  I wasn't blocked, exactly, but I wasn't inspired. There was something missing. I looked at the title — Kingdom of the Wicked — and I asked myself what does this title say to me?

For some reason, it said 'alternate dimension'.

That's what was missing. Immediately I was writing about shunting and Mevolent and a world ruled by sorcerers, and slotting all that into what I'd already written about Argeddion and Kitana.

So, two days before Christmas, I looked at this title I'd just come up with, and I asked myself what does this title say to me?

And it told me. And suddenly everything changed.

The core idea is still the same — it's still about a 16 year old girl who is being chased across America by demons — but it has grown. It has expanded. It has evolved.

So I scrapped what I'd written. I managed to salvage maybe half of it, but that meant I was now even worse off than I had been. The thing is, though, I was now inspired. This was FUN again.

My deadline is still the end of this month. In the last week, I have written enough to that I have once again got a third of it written. I calculate that I will need to write twice as much as I usually do per day to get it done in time. Yesterday was my first attempt to do this. I wrote EXACTLY twice as much as I usually do. Yesterday was a good day. Today is going to be a good day too.

It has to be.



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Ariadne Silver - Goddess of Passion said...

(Hi Elleni! why is it your last chance to do a group RP? Are you leaving...?)

Trip...I don't believe you could hurt anyone
*smiles*
You've saved me twice in one day
*Chuckles slightly*
Surely that must count for something, hmm?
Come on
*Lets him go slowly, making sure that he's ok first*
Let's go to your bar.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Wonderful, thank you.)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Sir is herenalso. And may I apologize profusely to him for not having the sixth sense.)

*slowly, he steps out of the door and back into the woods*

Oh, I can Ariande. Badly.

And yes, I saved you. *he smiles*

It's how I validate my existence, remember?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(It's true, it's a real commitment.)

Ariadne Silver - Goddess of Passion said...

(Oh, yeah. I'm scared of missing too much of this, then i'll have a lot to read back on.)

Noelle said...

*Noelle keeps running, despite the fact that she can't feel her feet anymore on the ice, and stumbles, sliding along over her blanket, as her bare skin breaks on the cool surface*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*touches the lake to make it thicker, so Noelle will not fall in*

Ariadne Silver - Goddess of Passion said...

*Shakes head*
I can't and won't believe that until I see it with my own eyes.
Now come on, let's get you a drink.
*Closes over the girls door then goes over to him*
*Slips her arm underneath his and leads him through the woods*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Oh, Ariande, actually.

http://anamelessattempttoestablishsomeorder.blogspot.co.uk/2013/07/summary-possessionexorcism-of-arra.html

That's the first post. It may help to establish some character back story. It sort of cuts off about a year ago, but it may nevertheless help)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Hello, everyone.

I wouldn't consider time spent here a waste.

Then again, I consider my life to be a waste, no matter how I spend it.

*remembers the stupidest thing he's ever done, which is irrelevant*)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*allows himself to be led, a bit too emotionally restricted so as to lock down the panic*

Maybe you will, someday.

Hopefully not. It is an ugly thing. I prefer only those who do not have long left to see it, so that they know to make their peace with the universe.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(No life is a waste, because somewhere along the line, something they did helped someone. Often it helped many. And you my friend are in the latter category. Your life, nor any, was not a waste.)

Raven Astracae said...

(Hello.

You all seems to be doing very interesting things. The rp is very nice. Congratulations to you all! *hands everyone cupcakes, even those not involved, because I'd like a cupcake too*)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*appears next to Trip*

Hey, Trip!

*realises she's hungry*

Wanna catch a bite or something?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(*noms the cupcake*

*hands Raven a cookie*

*smiles*

Hey! :3)

Noelle said...

*Noelle looks down, noticing that the ice is thickening under her fingers, and screams bloody murder again- she stumbles to her feet- her elbows and knees are scraped, and she's running quickly on the ice, stumbling a lot, but going as fast as she can away from all the strange people*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*watches Noelle carefully, but is afraid to follow her unless he needs to heal her*

Ariadne Silver - Goddess of Passion said...

(Hi Raven! nice to meet you ^.^
Hey Kas)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Raven! *hugs* Long time no see! How are ye? *noms*)

Oh, hello Tanya. I'm not really in a fit state to fight, could you come back later? Or Ariadne? Could you deal with her?

Ariadne Silver - Goddess of Passion said...

*Looks between Trip and Tanya*
Wait what?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Tanya, she's our enemy. But I'm a bit... away with the fairies. Could you like, punch her or something?

Ariadne Silver - Goddess of Passion said...

(I'm going to go to bed guys...I never stay on this late *laughs* I suppose it's because my grandparents let me on this late...they're cool like that.
Goodnight everyone! *hugs everyone who is online at the moment tightly, unless they do not want to be hugged, that includes Sir)

Raven Astracae said...

(Look at this I have cookie now. That's just amazing.
Hello Kas, Trip, Elleni, Ariadne, Alastair, Noelle, Zaf and Ghosters, also anyone else I missed.

*hugs Trip back*
I'm alright. How are you?

And how is everyone else?)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Bye Elleni)

Noelle said...

(*Declines the cupcake, preferring her own skulcakes*)

Ariadne Silver - Goddess of Passion said...

(Oh Trip, could you perhaps pause the RP there? or if you get bored you can keep going, I don't mind... you can control Ariadne too if you want, to get to your bar. Anyway!
*disappears*)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(I'm invigorated, don't you know? There's a proper, blockbuster plot going on here.)

(Good night Ariadne! Sleep well!)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Good night, Aria!)

Trip, you need your strength back. Let's grab a bite, relax, have a drink or two, and leave the fighting for later.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(How about they got to the bar, but when Ariadne got there she fell asleep?)

Raven Astracae said...

(Shoot. I need to clean the house, because today is cleaning day, so was yesterday, but today the house needs to be cleaned again.

*goes off the clean the house*
Bye)

Noelle said...

*Noelle feels herself begin to cry madly- from the sting of her knees, the fact that no one can hear her, the strangeness of the situation* *She's dropped her blanket somewhere* *She doesn't know where it is*

*She would technically be rather near the lab and Trip's bar now, but, being foreign to his area, she doesn't know*

*Continues to run, to try to avoid the strange horned man*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Oh god, those things. Didn't you make a recipe for them? I thought I saw that somewhere.)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Stressed to death, Raven...

And yes, hello, Blogland.

Sleepy... but too early to sleep.)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Trip smiles down at Ariadne's sleeping body and places a pair of keys in her hand. In his other, he has a glass of tumblesoz*

What would you like, Tanya?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

I would like to grab a bite, Trip.

(Noelle? Do we join you? :/ Is that a hint? :S)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

If you're going to attack me, can we not? I know you're infected and all, but I've had a HELL of a day, and drinking with the enmy has never been off the cards for me.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*sips his tumblesoz*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*sighs*

I'm not infected.

And did I not ask nicely?

Well, maybe Aria won't mind if I take a bite.

*reaches for her throat*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*in a flash he forms his fingers into the shape of a gun and points it at Tanya*

You're hungry, I get it. What do you want?

(Goodnight Adra.)

Noelle said...

*Noelle eventually, shivering profusely, drops to her knees about fifty feet from the bar- she can't see it, though* *Her chest hurts from the running and the cold, and her body trembles*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Just teasing you.

I just need a little blood...

I smell blood... new blood. Where is it, Trip!?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*shifts back into himself, and teleports a bit of a ways away from Noelle, taking a few steps towards her* Is it alright with you if I talk to you?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*through the window, he sees Noelle*

But first, you are going to take this *he hands then olive branch to Tanya* to that girl out there. *indicates to Noelle*

You will say to her that Trip is very sorry, and that you and he are going to get something to eat. If she would like to join us then she may, and if she needsnsomewhere to go tonight than she is more than welcome to stay in my bar.

Then we can go.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I can give you blood. But first complete my quest. Tell it to that man, too.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zanida: *looks aroud for anyone*

Noelle said...

*She stumbles back, surprised, and a small, dying cry of alarm sounds from her throat* *She can't really answer* *She's very cold* *She shrugs*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*the other Alastair appears by Zanida* What are you looking for?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Hey, Zaf. Trip's fine establishment is open.)

*walks outside, saying "Greetings, stranger." and handing the olive branch to Noelle*

Come inside. We have food and warm beds. *nods*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*strangers (I got confused.)

Noelle said...

*She thinks Tanya looks weird too* *They all look strange* *Looks at the branch, and holds it in her hands* *She hates olives*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

We've all left your house. Trip felt badly for essentially kicking you out, so I doubt he'll go back there.
I can get your blanket for you, if you want.

*glances at Tanya* Hello. Trip sent you out with that, didn't he?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Trip comes outside after Tanya and just goes over to Noelle*

Sorry. I thought she'd be more normal. I don't know why I thought that.

I'm very sorry for kicking you out of your home. The olive branch is a peace offering. Tanya and I are going to get food, you can come along if you'd like?

Noelle said...

*She doesn't know that she can move any further- it's freezing outside, and she only has a shirt and shorts on*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

My, you look like an icicle. Here. *he rubs his hands together, and slowly a very faint purple haze of heat floats down to Noelle*

Tanya, there's some blood behind the counter of the bar, and get me a coat and some socks and shoes while you're in there.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

@Alastair Indeed.

@Noelle Warm tea. Put the kettle on, Trip.

*gently pulls Noelle's arm*

Let's get you warm.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(...)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*sighs slightly, teleports away to find her blanket, then teleports back with it and places it next to her* Do you have a coat somewhere?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Ah. I suppose that doesn't matter if Trip is going to get one for you.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Oh. Sorry parents decided to get into a row over decorations. Well there's a reason nobody helps: because you get screamed at if you do because you don't do it her way or you don't do it and it's everyone's fault but hers...-Zaf

Noelle said...

*She manages to pull the blanket around her* I don't need a c-coat.... Coats are for pansies... and moms...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

((Hey, what's more important then where you out stuff, eh? Certainly not family.))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hey! I love coats!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((I see.))

*sighs slightly* Sure. Would you like me to heal you?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*realises Trip has ignored her*

I'll go inside and make some tea and sandwiches*

Sir said...

*Coughs, subtly adjusting his own coat.*

Noelle said...

Not a mom? P-pansy, then.

*Shivers delicately, pulling the coat tighter around her* *She doesn't know where the horned one went- he was scary, albeit good looking, but scary*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*nods to Sir* You may have noticed, many of us have coats here.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I don't have any bread, Tanya. Or fillings.

Maybe I should get some, at some point.

But please, Noelle, come inside. You'll catch your death.

Noelle said...

*She shakes her head* I-I'm not averse to that...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

All right then. * he helps her up and guides her inside the bar*

Would you, er, like the heating up? Or down?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Did you mean that you're not averse to being healed, or going inside?

Noelle said...

*To Trip* I don't care... *She can't feel her feet, really*

*Towards Alastair* Catching my death.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Tanya, how's that tea coming?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Oh. Well, it seems the rest of us won't have that, so it's no longer an option.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Aye, lass!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I dedicate this page to coats, and their many forms and uses.

I also dedicate the page to Noelle, Cara, my darling Adra, and our child.

Noelle said...

*Noelle holes up, then*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*goes and gets the tea himself, and returns with a pot and four mugs on a tray*

How do you take your tea?

Noelle said...

((*Gently snuggles Alastair*))

*Noelle shrugs, resigning herself to be mute*
*Still thinks coats are for pansies or moms*
*Curls with the blankie*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Hey, I made that.

*nods*

*brings some crackers and crisps*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((*cuddles Noelle*))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*still loves coats*

Very well, I will assume you take milk.

*serves the teas around, sipping his own ardently*

Noelle said...

*She looks at hers, and decides to not remind them that, as an American, her people tend to be anti-tea*
*Leans over, and sips it once, and gulps* *She doesn't very much like it* *She prefers peppermint tea*

*Or hot chocolate*
*not that she would ever say any of that aloud*

Noelle said...
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Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*pours some blood into her tea*

*looks around the table*

Anyone want blood?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I think we all got off to a bad start.

Noelle said...

*Adra blanches at Tanya's words, scooting away from her timidly*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*most certainly also still loves coats*

*glances around at the group* Clearly.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yes, Tanya, no blood. We're trying to make our silent friend feel welcome.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Honestly, you're probably the most normal and will be welcome.)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Sure, El!)

I think we should all introduce ourselves.

*licks up the blood from the pack*

Noelle said...

*She is afraid of Tanya* *Her eyes are wide*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I already have, quite disastrously. Maybe you should go next.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Noelle is with Myself, Tanya and Alistair and has become increasingly terrified at all the weird stuff going on. Currently we are in my bar trying to prove we aren't awful people.)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Deleted comments?)

Okay.

I am a vampire. No, I will not be drinking your blood or turning you into a vampire or doing any of that. I have a life, thank you very much.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((The rest of them may be trying to prove they aren't awful people.

I am openly an awful person in most contexts, and am part of the group because Noelle was a new person, and therefore I was interested in her.))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Aye. Feel free to drop in whenever.)

Noelle said...

(But no longer interested, by use of past tense of "was")

*Noelle nods once to Tanya, still scared* *She thinks that these people are very dangerous and, although they may not be harming her for the moment, she is sure that there are others who will not hesitate*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Don't worry, we're the fun, quirky ones. We'll just keep you safe. Look, I own a western style bar! I'm silly an innofensive! It's my whole jam!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Ah! Elleni! *gets up to make room for her in the booth*

Meet our mysterious friend who is currently not talking, or drinking her tea.

Would you like something else?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Wait....Alastair and Adra are together or are not? Or Noelle I ought to say.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((The past tense was referring to the fact that my initial motivation is in the past. I would've left if I didn't still find her interesting, and I'm sorry I cast the wrong impression.))

Hello. *leans lightly against a wall*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Never mind, I seem to have misread.

*enters the bar with his sister*

Noelle said...

*Noelle bows her head, noticing the horned one, and shrinks slowly below the table*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*waves to Elleni*

Blood pack? Want any?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Two teas, and for you two?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Loki. Zanida. Welcome.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Certainly.

Zanida: *waves, keeping quiet*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No, what would you like?

Noelle said...
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Noelle said...

*Noelle looks at all the feet around her, her heartbeat picking up, but having a few hiccups in them frequently* *She looks around quickly for an escape*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

That's okay.

Loki? Zafira? Would you be interested in some blood?

*sees the stranger shuffle away*

It's okay, no-one is going to hurt you. You're safe.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hello, Elleni, Asgardians.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zanida: Hey, Alastair!

No, we may be gods, but are not vampires.

Noelle said...

*Noelle grabs the blanket up around her, and holds the olive branch in her hand* *She then takes off towards the door at a half crawl-sprint* *She's determined to get away from the dangerous people*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Your loss.

*drinks the blood like it's the sweetest thing in existence*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

It might be safer to stay with us, stranger. It's warm here. Warm beds. And it's way too dangerous out there at night.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Loki, Zanida, Tanya, why don't you come over to the bar?

Elleni, would you talk to her? I don't know what to say.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Could you make sure she doesn't freeze to death? It's kind of my fault, but I'm a doofus.

Noelle said...

*Noelle stumbles down the last few steps, hitting the ground hard* *Blinks a few times to try to get her recollection* *She crawls over to a tree, shaking, terrified*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*sips his tea*

By god I am.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*sighs*

She'll be back.

Trip, I'll be off to sleep now. Point me to the beds please.

Noelle said...

*Noelle's crying*
Please... Leave me out here.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*is drinking whiskey*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I have one bed, and it's mine. This is a bar, not an inn.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Trip...I-

*stumbles* I can't go home. Can I sleep in your bed?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Erm, no? I could lay some blankets out in the basement, but it won't be super comfortable.

Why can't you go home?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

The drunk too much *laughs*

Noelle said...

*She shakes her head* No one wants to hurt me- I'm... mince meat beside these people.

And I am completely confident that everyone in that room- perhaps yourself included- has either punched, kicked, or otherwise hurt another human being without remorse. If this is true, then I would be hopelessly outnumbered.

Leave me out here.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*watches Noelle leave, deciding not to follow unless he has to*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

What? All you had was blood and tea.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Whiskey.

*topples onto Trip*

I need it now...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yup, they do that.

Noelle said...
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Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Beweead!

Noelle said...

*She discards the coat, hanging it on a branch* *Walks back slowly* *Notices that it's beginning to snow, and walks quickly to a thick brush* *Holes up beside it*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

All right Drunky The Vampire Slayer, let's get you home. *he uses the fact that he's the only thing supporting Tanya to move her out of the door*

Okay, friend. Where do you live?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Take me to your bed-er...

Noelle said...

*Noelle slowly begins to be covered in snow, and her shivers begin to slow as her body grows more cold* *The blanket is pretty frozen*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*sighs slightly, and walks outside to speak to Noelle* Why would you rather freeze to death outside than accept help from anyone?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*spies the 1D house by the Lake. Mara wouldn't mind. Mara wouldn't know. It certainly had beds. It would work for tonight*

All right Tanya, let's move. * he guides Tanya to the tree and pulled her up the ladder on his back*

Okay, Tanya. Do you think this'll do you?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

I don't know where my bed is, Trippy.. Do I even own a bed?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*guides her to Harry and Mara's bed and lays her down*

No, but you can borrow this one, just for tonight.

Noelle said...

*She certainly can't answer, even if she wanted to* *Barely open's her eyes to look up at Alastair*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

And can I borrow...

*tugs at Trip's clothes*

...you for the night.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Gracious, are you actually freezing out here already?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*this genuinely makes Trip laugh for about twenty seconds*

My god, all you drank was tea! *he removes her hands from him and wipes the tears of laughter from his eyes*

Sleep well Tanya, and hopefully you won't remember this in the morning.

Noelle said...

*Adra can't answer* *She shuts her eyes again- he's mean, and if she shuts her eyes for long enough, he'll eventually go away*

Noelle said...

(... I really miss Tadra at a time like this).

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Aye. It would be nice for Trip to just be able to go over and hug her and make things happier.)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Will you please let me take you back to your house, at least? *offers her a hand*

Noelle said...

(Well, maybe, but My gut reaction when someone hits on trip is to tell them off, but then I remember that Adra doesn't let me have that jurisdiction anymore... )

Noelle said...

*Is immobile, and doesn't respond to him* *She doesn't want to go anywhere*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Yeah. It would have been nice to be able to add "and I won't tell Adra about this, for your safety as much as mine.")

Noelle said...

(:/)
(I think i might cry..)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*As he heads back to the bar, he wonders if Elleni will be gone*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.)

(It's cheesy, but I kinda like it. But maybe laugh would be more appropriate, considering how Tadra, or should I say Adrip, started out.)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*sighs gently* I'm sorry, but I'm not going to leave you out here to freeze. *gently places a hand on her shoulder, and teleports her to the inside of her house, healing her simultaneously so she shouldn't feel dizzy or nauseous*

Noelle said...

(If I were to compare Aladra with Tadra....
Alastair and Adra are so much lonelier. Because of Alastair's status, and the fact that Trip is well- liked, and well... No one really knows Adra anymore, anyway.

It's just one of those moments, I think, where maintaining isolation is painful.)

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Noelle said...

*Noelle's eyes squeeze tighter shut, and Tyger crawls over to her, sitting on her*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(True, but a woman and her pet mass murderer husband would not be out of place on the blog. They don't have to be isolated.)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((I'm sorry, Noelle.. *offers hugs*))

Sorry for bothering you.
For the record, there are a few of us living here who have never hurt others without remorse. Strictly speaking, I'm not one of them, but I know a few. We're not all evil, and you don't have to fear everyone. I'm just a bad example. Do try to stay warm, please. *walks out the door*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(But now you know he's just a highly bunny)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*huggly

Noelle said...

*Noelle watches him go, her lip quivering*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*waits outside for a while, listening to hear of she'll do something*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*watches Elleni go, brewing another pot of tea*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Aladra

but

Tadra

*still kinda ships both*

*oops*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Herrow Siblyn.

I ship them both, it was sort of the undertone (well one of) of Aladra but Tadra.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No magic, no deietic heritage, no genetic modification...

Just mortal, and afraid, alone and sad. And frankly, it's rather new to me.

Tea?

Noelle said...

*She breaks into tears, and grabs her kitty* I just want a home, Tyger..

Noelle said...

(I'm not at liberty to say)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Milk? Sugar?

Yes. She is special for being the only normal person in Lala Land. *he smiles*

And everything I say terrifies her.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((A/N: [hugs Noelle tightly]))

Noelle said...

(*hugs babu gently*)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Still, it's a terrible shame. *passes Elleni her tea, and then makes his own with milk and a little bit of something stronger*

Oh, sorry, I didn't offer. Would you like some? *offers the small bottle labelled tea whisky*

Noelle said...
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Noelle said...

*Tyger meows, and kicks away from Noelle, not wanting to be held* *She feels rather empty, like whatever has been inside her has been ripped out, leaving her as a hollow woman* *Save the burning, dull, and constant pain in her chest*
*Shuts her eyes as she cries more, not bothering to go to her bed* *It's a shitty bed, anyway, so it doesn't make a difference whether she sleeps on the floor or not*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Yeah, she really needs to call in camp sixties Trip.)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*sighs again, and melts into a nearby tree*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*sips his own regardless*

She needs our help, but I just don't know how to give it. No one but you as even managed to talk to her without her becoming fearful.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*after a few minutes, Aretha Tesla walks into Trip's bar*

Noelle said...

*Noelle even scares herself- she's had her own history of harm towards herself, but this was the closest that she ha sheen to actual death*
*She's frightened*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Aretha! He leaps onto the seat of his chair and pounces onto and hugging her*

It's been forever!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Aretha: Hey, Elleni! And Trip! It's been ages since I've seen both of you. Also, as a side note, magic is overrated. I don't have any of it anymore, really, and I've survived about the same number of attacks and assassination attempts as usual.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*Aretha hugs him back, smiling* Yeah, it has been forever. It's nice to see you so enthusiastic.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well. *he straightens up his clothing* I was unsure whether youbwer alive or dead. Gotta give me one outburst of emotion.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Aretha: *laughs lightly* You can have as many outbursts of emotion as you want, Trip. Really, it's nice to get that kind of reception- I've been training and working and studying a lot, and it gets kind of lonely sometimes.

*shrugs* Then I guess we'd just have to fight for her.

I was thinking I'd bake some banana bread to bring over to the new house tomorrow- what do you guys think?

Noelle said...

*Noelle discards the cold blanket, and lays in her rather drafty lean-to* *Her head hurts* *She wishes she still took medicine* *Lays her head down and slowly breathes out, closing her eyes*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Sounds good. I'll bring something too. Books. I think I saw that she liked books.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((A/N: I think I'm going to ghost for awhile-slash-read back in the comments. I lost interest in reading back in the comments ages ago, but it's really nice to see Trip, Noelle and Ari writing together, again. (By the way, that's nothing against you, Elleni. Your writing is great, too))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I don't know. We just... Found her. We needed somewhere safe, and she was there.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Aretha: If she's living alone in a tiny house in the woods? Probably not. *pauses* Well. Maybe she has family. I guess we'd have to ask her.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

((Thanks, it's great to be writing with them again.))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You should do that. And don't mention the whole being a shady assassin thing. She's scared enough without knowing your work.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((I'm glad you're enjoying it, Moss.))

Aretha: *thinks for a moment, then frowns slightly* Wait, Trip, have I not seen you since War stole my name?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I can't recall a meeting. I think I just heard of your wellbeing from third parties.

Noelle said...

(Goodbye$

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Sleep well Adra. *hugs*)

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