Monday, February 24, 2014

Ah, Darquesse...

Those lucky Minions who made it to the Imagine festival last week got the LSODM paperback early, but I couldn't let them be the ONLY ones who get to marvel at Tom Percival's back cover, so here you go...



Isn't she lovely? Isn't she wonderful? Isn't she precious?

The paperback will be released for everyone else on the 27th of March, and because we are very, very smart people, we will be releasing the paperback of The Maleficent Seven, which takes place BEFORE LSODM, on the 8th of May. 

Just to confuse you.

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Noelle said...

Derek!

Noelle said...

OH my goodness, this is magnificent!

I'm so excited!!! *claps accordingly*

Noelle said...

But like, Darquesse is kinda a babe rn so.

Ya.

:)

Noelle said...

Dig the Stevie Wonder lyrics, btw..

Noelle said...

KK, now. *Slinks back into the abyss*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

WHOA

Dragona Pine said...

That looks cool.

Star Inkbright said...

URGH

TEN MINUTES LATE. :P

*has NEVER gotten first on a post, despite being over two blogyears old*

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Star Inkbright said...

That paperback is MAGNIFICENT, btw. :)

(:P I read the posts, plan what I need to say about them, and then read the comments, and by the time I've read the comments, I've forgotten about responding to the post.)
(Welcome to my brain, people. It's not really a brain, it's a mess that pretends to be a brain, and it's also a sieve. Forgotten my German homework consistently for the past thirteen days, minus an odd day in the middle. Yup. I'm that smart.)

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Dragona Pine said...

Star, I'm closer to 6 blog years old and I've only had it a handful of times.

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: *frowns* Yeah. But 'a handful'? If you've had it three times in your entire life, then you've had a higher percentage of them than me. :P

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Star.

Oh wait, gtg.

Bbs.

Bye Star!

Mary Contrary said...

Woah. Looks pretty awesome. Great work AGAIN, Mr Percival. :) ^^

@Star: Neither have I, and I'm nearing three years.
But I'm not sure that I really mind, so, *shrugs*
I hope ye catch it sometime. :)
If you look at it this way, though, the number of posts there likely will be in the future, compared to how many have been since you've been in the Blogland, the former is (hopefully :P ) gonna be more than the latter, so in theory, there will be plenty of chances. *nods* :)

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Dragona Pine said...

Mwhahaha you'll catch up with me eventually.

Dragona Pine said...

http://s128.photobucket.com/user/Fred0071/media/ozFZUi_zps2318dd82.gif



I made another GIF.

MELEKSİ BÖĞÜRÜŞLER said...

she is tooo cool.

Mary Contrary said...

@Dragona: Yay! :) But, apparently, the page you've linked does not exist. :P

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Dragona Pine said...

Huh, what?



http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p174/Fred0071/ozFZUi_zps2318dd82.gif?t=1393262715


Try that.

Dragona Pine said...

Also, Top Gear uses Mass Effect music sometimes. I saw an episode today where they had the "suicide mission" theme from Mass Effect 2 playing in the background.

Mary Contrary said...

That one works.
It's cool - I like the way the glow-blade unfolds as it does. ^^

And- Ha, awesome. :)

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Unknown said...

i hate u so much mr landy and it is entirely personal

Dragona Pine said...

Taia, it's called an Omni-blade, a military extension of the Omni-tool. It uses the Omni-tool's mini-fabricator to rapidly assemble a disposable silicon-carbide blade which is nearly diamond-hard.

Dragona Pine said...

ALSO... that guy who gets stabbed with the Omni-blade is Kai Leng, an Assassin who is an absolute idiot and who works for a pro-human terrorist organisation called Cerberus, whose orange logo is on his chest. You have several encounters with him across Mass Effect 3.

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go for tea. Bye for now!

Niamhy Jay said...

And what a beautiful back cover it is too!! :D
Tom really does excel himself every time!

Mary Contrary said...

@Dragona: ... I prefer 'glow-blade'. :P
I'm kidding - It sounds cool. ^^

See you, DRagona!


NJ! *hugs* HEY! :)

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Unknown said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THAT COVER ART IS AWESOME!!!!!!

I'M SUCH A SPAZZ!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THAT COVER ART IS AWESOME!!!!!!

I'M SUCH A SPAZZ!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

Dammit, first time I come on in ages and blogger decides to post tha comment twice.

It probably missed me.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Back. :-)

Unknown said...

An eerie silence filled blogland...

Star Inkbright said...

Sorry for poofing, I was ranting. :P Wbd.

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN

DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN

Is eerie suspense music better than silence?

Mary Contrary said...

Hi Sykamere!
I don't think we've met? *offers a cookie* IT's a pleasure to meet you, therefore. :)

Hey Fabi! *hugs* :)

No worries, Star. :)

wbd
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Star Inkbright said...

@Taia: Yay! I am not alone in my first-comment-ness! :)

I'll live without one, I guess. *sighs mournfully*

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Star Inkbright said...

@Lantern: I think so. :

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs Taiaiaiaiaia] [Hugs Starararararrarararararararar]

I've gotten first a couple times...

Anonymous said...

Wow. I mean... wow. Tom Percival is a genius.

Also, I /am/ already quite confused, don't make it worse, Derek! :D

Unknown said...

Greetings Taia DeMars.

*Takes cookie and devours it*

Hello everyone else who is here.

Eerie suspense music is awesome, but only when there's a reason for the suspense, otherwise everyone wwho hears it just starts feeling tense for no reason and then starts feeling dumb because they realise there isn't any reason to be tense.

They're still tense though, they just feel dumb about it.

Star Inkbright said...

@Mith: He is. :) :)

@Sykamere: I LIKE music that makes you feel tense. :P Well, occasionally. I really admire the atmosphere it creates. Well, it depends on the piece of music.

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Anonymous said...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

DUN Duhduhduhduhdaduhdaduhda
Dadada DUN duhdunduhduhdaduhdaduhda

Unknown said...

Star, it's EERIE suspense music. The kind they put in the climax of a movie. I wasn't aware anybody listened to that at random.

Dragona Pine said...

Back

Unknown said...

You should hear the suspense music they put in Indian TV shows.

Mary Contrary said...

Hey Mithria! :)

Welcome back, Dragona! :)

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Star Inkbright said...

@Sykamere: Not that music. But music that makes you feel tense. :P

WB, Dragona!

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Dragona Pine said...

Star did you see the new GIF I created?

Unknown said...

Back in a sec.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Effie LOVES suspense music.

I found her ringtone a while ago, I need to find it again.

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: No. I'm hopelessly multitasking here without actually getting anything done. D:

*looks at it* Woah, awesome. O_O

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Dragona Pine said...

Lol.

Dragona Pine said...

Does this work?

Dragona Pine said...

Oh yay that works! ... but it's only half the video.

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: Well. At least it sort of worked?

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Mary Contrary said...

@Dragona: It doesn't for me, but my computer's not displaying anybody's atm, so my response is kind of invalid. :P



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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

It seems to work...

Star Inkbright said...

It works for me?

@Taia: Aw. :( Moss has a rather beautiful profile picture atm, mine is just great, as a profile picture and as an image, and I was about to go around looking for words to describe yours, but I won't; it's yours, you know what it looks like. :P

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Dragona Pine said...

It should be back to normal now.

Unknown said...

*Makes dramatic entry*

And I'm back.

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: *nods*

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Unknown said...

wbd

Mary Contrary said...

I just typed out an unnecessary rant at the internet, and removed it because of the 'unnecessary' part. But to summarize the main points:
a) Fuck you, technology.
b) I may suddenly disappear.

@Star: Your profile pictures are always great - the both of you.
I look forward to seeing them when my computer/internet-complex will suffice. :)

Welcome back, Sykamere! :)

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Star Inkbright said...

Wb, Syk! :)

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Star Inkbright said...

@Taia: Aw. :(

And - thanks. :) :)
Mine isn't new, so you've already seen it, but yeah. :P

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Star Inkbright said...

And apparently I now going. O_O

Fours.

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Dragona Pine said...

Meh seems this picture will have to do.

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Star!

Mary Contrary said...

@Star: I look forward to seeing it again? :P

(...Typing with CAPS-lock on and using the shift key to access lower case is more difficult than I feel that it should be. :P )
(And it's weird, because I'm holding shift down, so I feel like I'm yelling in caps, but I'm not... So my 'I's keep on being lower case, because i think they're already upper case because i#m holding ship. And every punctuation mark turns into a @ or a < or a >. )
(But i keep on being, like, I'm shouting, why am i shouting? and then realising that i'm not but I AM but I'm NOt and it's so strange.)
(...i think I may be getting the hang of it now. or at least beginning to. I still keep messing up the 'I's, and sudden punctuation, (like the past two commas) and also when I stop typing and then start again.)
(I don't think avoiding turning the CAPS off here while I need it on in Word is such a smart idea. it's probably easier to just turn it off and then back on again.)
(which is what i was trying to avoid doing in the first place. :p)
(It's funny how laziness sO often leads to more work, rather than less...)

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Mary Contrary said...

*SHIFT

(damnit)

*shift

*nods*


Bye Star! *waves*

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Dragona Pine said...

Taia, lol.

Unknown said...

When you're left with more work though you just start acting even lazier and don't do any of it. Then you get even more work and just decide to wait it out to see if it goes away.

It never does though...

Dragona Pine said...

Sykamere, I've never had that problem. I just do my homework on a Sunday.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

YOU SANG HARRY'S AUDITION SOng derek

isN'T SHE LOVEEEEELLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Laura Jordan said...


Very pretty.

Mary Contrary said...

@Sykamere: Sometimes it does go away. Or you think that it does. ANd then several months later, your teacher takes your exercise books in, and yours is returned with a note under the homework title which reads "What happened to THIS, then? >:( ". :P
Or sometimes it turns out that there's just an easier way. :)

Hey, Mara! C:

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Dragona Pine said...

*whistles*

mollie_p_xoxo said...

havnt been here in a while..... and ahhhhhhhhhhh i cant wait !!!!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

sanc·tu·ar·y
ˈsaNG(k)CHo͞oˌerē/
noun
1.
a place of refuge or safety.
"people automatically sought a sanctuary in time of trouble"

Queen Flora Ophelia of the Flowers; Leader of the New Land of Stickers; Prophet of the New Order; General of the Shadow People said...

Well that cover is completely awesome.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

She looks like a she-demon

Jemma said...

It looks amazing!!! Just how I pictured!

Unknown said...

I'm home-schooled and, for the most part, teach myself.

I also do my work on sundays.

My Wi-Fi turns off at 8 so I'll have to go.

Bye!

Unknown said...

I'm home-schooled and, for the most part, teach myself.

I also do my work on sundays.

My Wi-Fi turns off at 8 so I'll have to go.

Bye!

Dragona Pine said...

It was double posting for me too, last night.

Star Inkbright said...

Hello!

(I think. Distant.)

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Mary Contrary said...

Hye Flora! Hey Zaf! :)

@Sykamere: Ha, fair enough. :P
Bye! It was nice meeting you! *waves* :)

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Star Inkbright said...

Being homeschooled would be awesome, I think. :)

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Mary Contrary said...

(That 'hye' was supposed to be a 'Hey', not an alternative spelling of 'Hi' :P)


Hi Star! :)

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Star Inkbright said...

Hi Taia! :)

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Dragona Pine said...

Star, do you have time to watch the video I posted on my blog?

Star Inkbright said...

*facepalm*

Windows Media Player has got two songs mixed up and now it plays the wrong sound with the wrong song name.

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Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: Not really, no. D:

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Dragona Pine said...

It lasts less than a minute, if that makes a difference. ^^

Mary Contrary said...

@Star: I have one that randomly has a different artist's album image on it, and every time I try to change it back to what it SHOULD be, it just changes itself to the random other one instead. :P
And also, if you want to go back to the beginning of the current track, you have to hit the 'back' button and then the 'next' button, because the 'back' one takes you to the beginning of the PREVIOUS track and it's very annoying. :P

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Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: It's a distraction thing. :P I have to sort of stay relatively within the focus area. Like when you're balancing and there's that red dot on the screen. Like . . . on Wii Fit, when you stand on the balance board and then at the end it shows you this red squiggly line and you see which side you were leaning on more. And you have to try and stand evenly, and it's okay to deviate a little bit from the middle, but you can't be wandering right off to the left.

@Taia: D: That sounds stupid. :P
My back buttons take me back to the beginning of the track. *nods proudly at music-playing devices* They can only fail at so much, I guess. :P

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OH MY GOD THAT IS SO AMAZING!!!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Anything that doesn't have a cover image for some reason gets the pic from this kids album by this artist I forgot the name of.

She wrote a song that goes "I'm a bug, I'm a bug, bug bug bug bug..." etc.

But yeah.

Mary Contrary said...

@Star: Aw. Good for you. :) Most of my devices do, but Windows Media Player does not, for me. :P

Hemingway, Jubi! *hugs* :)

@Fabi: IS she a bug? :P

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Star Inkbright said...

@Lantern: That sounds annoying. :/ Would annoy me, anyway.
On my phone, nothing has any pictures. *nods*
(It's better that way. They all match.)

Hey Jubi! :)

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Star Inkbright said...

@Taia: Windows Media Player is rather crap. :P

(I have issues with iTunes, though. Actually, my laptop has issues with oldish CDs (I don't think it takes them older than 2008 or something) (although it does take older ones, sometimes, I don't know the pattern), so I have to put them in our other laptop, which doesn't have iTunes, so the file saves as a Windows Media File, and then transfer that to my phone, and then transfer that to my laptop, and the Windows Media Files don't open in iTunes. -_-
My sister's phone doesn't accept Windows Media Files, though. D: However, she likes mainstream pop music, so she has new CDs, so they work in my laptop, so I can get them into and MP-whatever file by importing them to iTunes and BlueToothing to them to her.)
(I feel so skilled with music transferral these days. :P It's rather sad.)

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I suppose she could be a guitar-playing bug with access to professional recording equipment.

Or the guitarist is someone else, and a bug actually does the singing.

But I doubt it. :-P

Star Inkbright said...

@Lantern: *laughs* XD
Never outrule possibilities. :P

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Queen Flora Ophelia of the Flowers; Leader of the New Land of Stickers; Prophet of the New Order; General of the Shadow People said...

Hey to those that said hey!

Sorry, can't really stay today - got an essay to do and want to have it done by Wednesday because tis my birthday :P

Star Inkbright said...

@Flora: Yay for birthdays!!!!!!!! :) :)

And, okay. :)

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Exactly, Star.

Okay, Flora. Have a nice birthday, and food luck with your essay!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Gtg, lunch.

Dragona Pine said...

How is everyone?

The Grave of a Coward said...

(*the curtains open*
*the stage is set up like a cozy little household*
*there is a cat*
*and a woman*
*the woman opens the front door*
*and I am standing on the doorstep, soaking wet from rain*

Hello, old friend
It’s been a long time I know
I hope you aren’t just gonna leave me here
Standing on the doormat
Hello, old friend
The terms we left on were less than grand
But please, if you can
Let me in to drink some tea and pet the cat

He-yo
What is this?
Your house is different from last I saw you
A modest place, I guess
But a castle to you, no less I
Don’t have a castle, don’t mind me
I’m sitting down, hope you don’t mind.
Where was I?
Oh yes.

I don’t have a castle
And I don’t have a family
And don’t have a husband nor
I don’t have a cat
And I don’t have a life like that
No a life like that

Do you remember
When we were young
Do you remember
The sun-light
through
the
trees
Do you remember
The voices in my head
The games we used to play
Playing on our own

Do you remember the day we parted
I do
Do you remember all the pain
Can I have a cup of tea, oh thank you
It’s been a long walk to your home
All alone
I’ll likely not have good tea like this again
But then-

I don’t have a castle
And I don’t have a family
And don’t have a husband nor
I don’t have a cat
And I don’t have a life like that
No a life like that

Do you remember the voices
The voices in my head
Do you remember how fascinated I was
With creatures live and dead
Do you remember us
What we could’ve been together
Do you remember when we were kids
We were young together

Well I’ve started to hear them again
The voices in my head
They come to me
When I’m alone
I’ve started to hear them again
Pounding rumbling in my head
Till I think I’m better off dead
After all

Thank you for the tea, you’ve been so nice.
The cat won’t let me pet her but I won’t ask twice.
Thank you for the memories, thank you for the pain
Thank for the momentary shelter from the rain
Maybe I won’t die
Maybe I’ll keep walking
Maybe I won’t try
Maybe I’ll keep talking
I could always talk my way
Out of trouble every day
I can talk my way out of this one too
I can talk my way out of feeling like I miss my friendship with you

I don’t have a castle
And I don’t have a family
And don’t have a husband nor
I don’t have a cat
And I don’t have a life like that
A life like that

*curtains close*)

Dragona Pine said...

Annika, interesting poem/song. :)

Snow said...

Morning all. :) the cover looks amazing

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Snow!

Snow said...

Hia. Home alone because I convinced m mum I had a terrible migraine and that I should stay home from school. If was really only a mild head ache, but... *shrugs* I have no excuses. I am a horrible, lying person. So sue me.

Star Inkbright said...

HELLO!

Not really here, I don't think . . . D:

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Snow said...

Kay starararar

Star Inkbright said...

@Snow: Ah. XD Not only am I completely terrible at lying, I also don't usually believe in it, so I would never do that. :P

My friend C's really good at lying. :P
Ohmygosh, once someone asked her where her friend 1 was, and C said "Well, you see, we were walking to the bus stop, but she tripped and rolled down the hill and fell down a well, and the well didn't have water in it so she didn't drown, but she did break al the bones in her body, so they had to get a fire engine to lift her out and now she's in hospital in a full body cast trying to take a selfie" and that person actually went and told the teacher that 1 was in a full body cast!!! :O

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Snow said...

XD cool

I have convinced people that they've seen me and talked to me when they haven't. It gives me great alibis

Jophiel said...

Hey guys! I did three and a half chapters of maths last night, thank God, now I've just got to do extreme amounts of science catch up from two/three weeks ago...

I might just print everything out now...

Wbd/msd

Star Inkbright said...

@Snow: *laughs* XD

I wish I could lie like that. :P

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Star Inkbright said...

Hey Death!! :)

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Snow said...

I have a way of lying where it sounds like I know its true, or at least believe it to be true, and people believe me. Its fun, but I try not to lie.

Snow said...

Heya deathy

Star Inkbright said...

@Snow: It sounds fun. :P
I always start laughing, though . . .
Whenever I try and say something cool, I generally ruin it by not saying it well enough. XD

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Snow said...

:) *huggles star*

Snow said...

We had this author come into our school last year (actually, we had three, but anyway.) And he was saying how if your good at lying, you're more than likely a goid writer. And later, when I got picked for a private lesson with him (eeeeeee!!) We talked more and yeah :). But you are an amazing writer. Idek what my point was here...

Amethyst Temerity said...

That back cover...it's wonderful...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*walks in, whistling*

Herrow!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Isn't it just?

Snow said...

Hia you two.

Amethyst Temerity said...

Hey everyone!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Have we met, Amethyst?

Amethyst Temerity said...

I don't know...I don't think so?

Emerald Melody said...

s'up nougats!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

The sky, caramel!

*crickets*

Then have this! *gives bottle of blogland 2023* Wouldn't have felt right if I hadn't.

Snow said...

Hey em.

I want to do some slea stuff... but mehhhhhhhhh

Amethyst Temerity said...

Hi Emerald

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Woo! Apathy!

Emerald Melody said...

Hey everyone.

Oi Castalan! You, me, rp now lol

You wanna roleplay or are you busy??

Snow said...

Brb

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'm never too busy for you people. Until I fall asleep. Then I'm too busy for anyone.

*Crimson wanders around her cave, and takes a casual glance across to the entrance, noticing Drew's cup of tea, cold and undrunk She sighs*

Emerald Melody said...

*Chase walks out onto his front porch. He gently lowers himself to sit on the step as he takes a cigarette out and lights it. He looks at the handle of his cane and the blood spot from where he hit Drew with it. Even his blood looked black.*

Chase: Damn that fucker...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Crimson: Screw it! It's been a week, time to find the moron. *she picks up her coat and cutlass from amongst her many swords, tucks it into her coat, and sets off out from the cave*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh....*immedatley backs away from the roleplay*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hey Zaf.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi Trip. 24hrs later still attempting to finish watching the Daytona 500 least i can skip commercials

Amethyst Temerity said...

Hi Zafira

Emerald Melody said...

*Lorcan comes from around the back of the house and stands in front of his dad. His fists were silver again.*

Lorcan: Dad, why don't we just kill him? Get rid of the shadows and release mam yeah?

*Chase shakes his head*

Chase: Not necessarily Lorcan, if we kill him then we could lose your mother altogether. We don't know what killing him could do to her mind.

Lorcan: Are you seriously going to keep him alive?

Chase: I know you're angry son, but for now, it's the only option we have and one we have to our advantage.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi.

Alexis: *starts to look for Lorcan*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*walks down the mountain and into the forest, expertly weaving into the centre of town, hoping to use her anonymity to ask around*

Snow said...

Back :)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Huzzah! The great penguin queen has returned!

Snow said...

Right then...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Wait does that make you the... ICE QUEEN? *gasps all around*

Snow said...

Nope. The ice wueen lives over the road from me. Worst neighbor ever.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I can imagine.

Snow said...

*queen

Snow said...

*surreptitiously tries to give a penguin a banana*

Emerald Melody said...

Lorcan: I just want to get his big smug face and pummel it as many times as possible before his brain gets mushy!

Chase: He is still a friend of mine and your mothers. We know what those shadows can do, we know that he is probably just as much infected as your mother is.
And I know your temper is all gung ho and ready for action, if I was your age again and heard the shit he was talking, I would be the same.

But we have a bigger situation to deal with and personally I want your mother back fully operational.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Crimson: And I believe, sir, that I can help with that. *steps from behind a bush* I must say, I can already tell you are ignorant buffoons who have mistreated my friend due to your own lack of knowledge on his condition. Allow me to speak with him.

Snow said...

*whispers to penguin* run! Take the banana and run!

Snow said...

If you cant tell, I am extremely bored

Noelle said...

(Slithers in and pokes Em and Trip)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*head perks up from reading a newspaper* Banana? Where?

Snow said...

Ruuunnnnn steve!! (Steve the penguin c:)

Noelle said...

WHY THE FUCK ARENT THESE POSTING

TRIP CHECK YOUR EMAIL

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Errs...right. Im not needed in rp by the looks of it. Right. I guess I'm gonna be here distantly bored

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Herrow Adra. Will do.

Snow said...

ZAFFFFFF I AM BORED TOOOOOOO. *tackles*

Noelle said...

-Slithers the fuck out-

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hey Snow!! Eeep!

Emerald Melody said...

*Lorcan immediately turns silver as his knuckles crack. Chase just casually finishes his cigarette.*

Chase: I don't believe we've met. And the fact that you are calling Drew a friend now, means that you've seen his nasty, shadowy side.

Why would I let you in my home, to talk to him?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Try this again!

Alexis: Lorcan where are you

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Because I'm far more knowledgeable on what is going on, not to mention I doubt you could stop me if you tried.

Emerald Melody said...

*Chase smiles as he looks at his cane.*

Chase: What, this old thing? Tis just a family heirloom of a fashion statement and plus, if you haven't noticed, my already pissed off son there will have no hesitation to stopping you.

And what makes you claim to be more knowledgeable, you've probably only known him 5 mins and believe his cock and bull story about his 'one true love'

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hello. :-)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Crimson: Yes, ever since I found out about his dabbling in shadowmancy I sincerely doubted his story.

And I was not referring to you, I was stating that I, was pretty cool. But your son, is probably the least threatening young boy I have ever laid eyes on. Sir, I did not go looking for Mr. O'Connor to argue with you, I looked for him to help him, allow me passage into your dwelling, and I shall try and help him get better. Don't, and your wife will never be free. Is that in your thick skull yet, or must I crack it open and insert it?

Snow said...

*ninja tackles fabi*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Watches the roleplay]

[hugs Snow] Hi. :-)

Emerald Melody said...

*Chase stood and balanced himself with his cane.*

Chase: Don't for one second, doubt my intelligence in anything. I've been through a hell of a lot more then you can even imagine.

Hey Lorc, why don't you go for a jog around the lake, burn off a bit of steam. I'll escort our mystery guest up to see Drew.*

*Lorcan didn't move for a minute or two. Chase was worried that he was going to be stubborn and come with them but then nodded and broke into a sprint towards the lake. Chase opened the door and waved his hand inside.*

Chase: After you madam.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Crimson: Thank you sir, for a moment I thought I may actually have to horribly maim you. *walks up onto the porch, and nods pleasantly to Chase as she walks through the door*

Snow said...

Boredddddd..... might watch a movie..... hmmmmmm........ wbd

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Do whatever you like, Snow.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Okay. Now I'm irritated. Very fucking irritated.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Why is that, grumpy pants?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Why are you irritated?

Snow said...

Gonna try and watch Aladdin, hopefully it wont freeze.... bye all

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I've attempted twice now to jump in, twice I have had not a single response. When I get lectured for having a fit I'm told jump in. I now have tried twice and not even an acknowedgment. Not even a simple out of character comment, so you say jump in, how am I meant to feel like its okay to jump in?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Bye Snow!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

...

I think I'm gonna stay out of this.

Goodbye!

Emerald Melody said...

*Chase then walked past Crimson and lead her up the stairs towards the first room they came to. He unlocked the door and showed her in while he took a stance against the wall.

Drew looked up and seemed confused when he saw Crimson walk in.*

Chase: You have a visitor it seems Drew.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Zaf, that- I'm not breaking my new years resolution. Figure it out for yourself. Use the start of my comment as a clue.

The one who shall not be named said...

Never have i seen such beauty.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Crimson: *waves* Hey. *pulls up a conveniently placed chair, and sits on it*

The one who shall not be named said...

oooh RP

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well come on how is it fair?! I tried and got ignored its not fair on me to be ignored every time i comment to jump in. I mean I commented twice, and got not even an acknowledgement so yes I have every right to be irritated

The one who shall not be named said...

< just going to watch this>

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Herrow Caroline, we haven't met.

The one who shall not be named said...

Herro trip. I havent been on in quite some time.....

The one who shall not be named said...

I am supposed to be doing my work at school, but i just had to check out the blog

Emerald Melody said...

(I'm not well tonight Zaf so I'm not going to attempt more than one roleplay. Sorry just the way it is. You can get irritated all you want but I'm not going to push myself just so I don't feel bad.)

*Drew moves his jaw slightly. His face is still hot and burning from the silver punches but it is not as painful anymore.*

Drew: What are you doing here?

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