I should have announced this yesterday, to be honest, but I was in Swindon, in England, doing writerly things like chatting to 600 people, signing all their books, and then travelling on to the WH Smith head office and signing 500 copies of LSODM, so you'll forgive me if I was a tad... distracted.
But, without further ado, to those who have not yet heard, the title of the short story collection out next summer is...
Armageddon-Outta-Here.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
I swear to god, I never thought Harper Collins would agree to this. My first instinct was to call it Tales of the Dead Men, but that wouldn't have been accurate because there'd probably only be one or two stories featuring the Dead Men — not enough to warrant a title.
Harper came back with The World of Skulduggery Pleasant, which is, let's face it, a title far too boring to exist.
I suggested Armageddon-Outta-Here as a joke, expecting everyone to dismiss it. But the more I thought about it, the more I said it in my head, the more I loved it. And suddenly I became determined to be the writer who has a book with THAT title.
Amusingly, Harper Collins agreed. And I couldn't be happier.
And if that wasn't awesome enough, we should actually have a cover reveal early next month for you to gawp at. Could I BE any nicer to you?
No. The answer is no.
4,956 comments:
1 – 200 of 4956 Newer› Newest»OH MY GOD I'M SO EXCITED!!!
*excited face*
I find that too funny, that is such an ace title, oh my God
Derek you could be so much nicer to us and you know it.
But that's totally awesome, omh, I can't wait.
Derk
JESUS CHRIST DEREK
OH MY GOSH.
I have had so much laughter today I swear. :)
DEREK I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!
That is AMAZING. :)
Wow.
*dashes off to tell sister*
#ChaseForBookNine
JESUS
H
CHRIST
DERK LERNDER
WHY
The answer is actually yes.
You could be nicer.
You could visit Sheffield;)
As a birthday present for me, since I'm seventeen on Monday;P
The answer is actually yes.
You could be nicer.
You could visit Sheffield;)
As a birthday present for me, since I'm seventeen on Monday;P
I have arrived.
Brilliant. :-)
#ChaseForBook9
*comes back from informing my family about the most awesome short story title ever*
#ChaseForBookNine
Awesome title, though!
Wish I could think up cool titles... I'm just here all "Uh, Override. Imperfect. Um... No idea." it's great:D
SUPER EXCITED FOR THE SHORT STORY COLLECTION THOUGH XD
I'm crying
OHMIGOD EM
EM
EM
EM
MUSHROOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! :)
:) :) :) THAT IS SO AWESOME.
DEREK, YOU'RE AMAZING.
@Mushroom: Hello!
. . . Oh wait, I did that already. :)
I love this blog. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
yes my love??
YOU WON! YAYYY
HI SPARX BTW *cuddles her Oz*
Hey Star!:)
Sorry if I'm distant; I'm writing for NaNo.
I try to make my chapter titles amusing as much as I can . . . I think they're all more Hunter-like jokes, though, which is fine as the story's about him. :)
I just use Hunter as an outlet to tell my worst jokes ever. XD
ALL MY SCHOOL FRIENDS WILL BE HEARING ABOUT THIS TITLE ALL MONDAY, DEREK. :)
AND I HAVE TO TELL MY MUM. *nods*
#ChaseForBookNine
Of course we did.
I was the secret weapon all along :) She never saw me coming.
Hi Sparky! :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Kk Luci!
Ezter
DEREK OH MY GOD I SERIOUSLY CAN'T THAT IS PERFECT
YAAAY
Wbd, my sis wants me to sing with her guitar...
#ChaseForBook9
Yeah mon :3 *hughfives* Woohoo!
Hey, Adra.
*nods at everyone*
How's the weather where we all are?
Haha, though, look at one of my chapter titles:
Chapter Twenty-One: Destruction Is Like Buses, There’s Always More Coming
Thanks, Derek. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Oh, hey Ink. :)
Didn't see your hello.
@Lantern: Good luck! :)
@Sparky: Meh, I think. :) How's your weather?
#ChaseFOrBookNine
I'm going to make as many puns about that as possible now omg
Derek, you're actually so ace
#ChaseForBook9
Cold
Dreary
Wet
Murder
You?
More rain, which means I probably won't have work tomorrow...
Which is bad I need money for presents christmas is on it's way
. . . I take it back.
My chapter titles suck and are not amusing in the slightest. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
I love them Star :3
I SHALL MAKE YOU A MONEY TREE
WEATHER HERE IS TERRIBLE.
Very cold.
... Almost said nippy, then realised how Yorkshire I'd sound, if I were to use such lexis.
@Sparky: :( *hugs*
#ChaseForBookNine
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. ICAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please don't tell me I missed Em...
@Mushroom: Is that a Yorkshire word? :)
Okay. :)
I'm not noticing the weather as being cold BECAUSE I HAVE THE BEST COAT EVER YAAAAAAAAAAAY. :)
"If money doesn't go on trees, why do banks have branches?"
I love my brother. :)
@Adra: Thank you. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Cold and sort of damp without actually raining.
Hi people who I didn't say hi to or greet...
#ChaseForBook9
Hi Death!
Oh. Did Emmyness leave? *looks upwards*
#ChaseForBookNine
Maybe she's writing a long story?
*hisses under my breath*
Proof-reading is really hard when you're struggling to keep your eyes open and you have a cold...
It's a form of Yorkshire slang, apparently. But has slowly become more accepted in conversation, making it a colloquial expression, just like mardy, which was made famous by a song.
Linguistics truly are incredible... :)
I'm now scared I have my phone and I'm shaking
yeah, should you be up this early, Sparky? :/
*gives her tea and a heater*
*rubs eyes and takes the tea*
It's 8:30 in the morning, I've already been awake for two hours.
And I really need to get this done, I wrote like 4,100 words yesterday but I didn't proof any of them.
Ah okay wow Sparky
Yeah Ads, the judge threw the whole thing out on the grounds that Chase had married before his passing.
The bitch didn't know that me and him had married :)
Sparx has a bad habit of getting up earlier than anyone else seems to.
It's scary how early she wakes up...!
I'M SO ANNOYED. I CAN'T GO SEE MCBUSTED BECAUSE BOTH NIGHTS SOLD OUT:(
Hi Lantern! :)
. . . Even though I think you said hi.
THERE IS NO LAW AGAINST SAYING HI TO YOU AS MANY TIMES AS I WANT. :)
Haha, I imagined this the other . . . week:
Hunter: Hello, Fabi. We haven't met, have we? Nice to meet you. :)
Fabi: Nice to meet you too. :-)
Ez: *frowns* Yes, you have met.
Hunter: *frowns* No, we haven't.
Ez: . . . Uh, yeah you have.
Fabi: I'm pretty sure we haven't.
Hunter: . . . Uh, no we haven't.
Ez: Come on. You see Fabi all the time. /I/ see Fabi all the time, and you're here more than me.
Hunter: *frowns* Who's Fabi?
Ez: FABI. *points to Fabi*
Fabi: *waves*
Hunter: Oh, there's a Fabi! :) Nice to meet you, Fabi!
Fabi: Nice to meet you too. :-)
Ez: You just MET the Fabi.
Hunter: . . . No, I didn't.
Ez: *gives odd look* Do you have short-term memory loss or something? I mean, if both of you suddenly developed it that'd be a little odd, but . . .
Someone, or possibly Star: Stranger things have happened, and continue to do so with alarming regularity.
Hunter: *frowns* Both of us? Who's us?
Ez: You and Fabi.
Hunter: Fabi? Who's Fabi?
Ez: *facepalms* *gives up*
#ChaseForBookNine
Maaaaaaaan. Atta girl :P
It's okay Sparky... I got up at 5 0.0
*hugs*
Wanna know how you could be nicer...?
GIVE US MOVIE NEWS!! :D
ALSO I FRICKING LOVE THE TITLE OF THE SHORT STORY COLLECTION!!
auilsbvkluaklfuhbvlsehf
EZTER
@Em: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :)
@Sparky: :( Good luck.
#ChaseForBookNine
I started laughing so hard at the title that I choked. Thanks, Derek.
@Adra: :P
#ChaseForBookNine
Oh my god
My mom is making me laugh
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
MOM
MY ABS ARE STILL SORE
GODDAMN :P
@Star XD XD XD XD XD
#ChaseForBook9
I didn't miss Em!!! *Hugs Em*
And that's great!!! :D
. . . Dammit. *forgot Fabi-brackets*
@Lantern: :)
#ChaseForBookNine
VALLLL
*noms her shoulder*
*hugs Death*
Hi Death! It's been a while. And thank you.
I'm really confused...
*sits in corner jamming to Fall Out Boy Live in Mexico*
@Mushroom: Sorry. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
YOU WON? GO EM!!!
:O
*is starting her homework finally*
*mumbles*
That last section needs a re-write but I can't be bothered right now...
*joins Lu in the corner*
Help me with Chariot Ride costume ideas?
Congrats, Em. :)
I'm writing for NaNo. I've got another 800 words to write to stop myself from falling behind.
I've been really busy lately...
And a scene between Lynxia and Xavier almost turned to smut earlier... That could have been awkward. Instead, it's very suggestive. Why do my friends convince me to do stupid things like this?!
I don't have time for NaNo...
Instead, I've taken it upon myself to write that Tadra date that I was supposed to do a while back...
It's no novel, but it makes me happy :)
I entered NaNo but dropped it so quickly it's not even funny.
But I have been writing a lot.
Hmm. Well, I'm not doing NaNoWriMo (of course that's a word spellcheck fuck you), but I've written asomething approaching 30,000 words this month so far, so I don't think I would have done too badly . . . :P
I think I wouldn't write as well if I was forced to, though.
#ChaseForBookNine
NaNo is stressing me the hell out.
But the moment I get to fifty thousand, I will bloody sCREAM. Like full on scream at someone. I'd run to Tom's house and scream at him until I go blue in the face, purely because it'd be one of the biggest achievements ever, for me. I need to do it.
I miss writing...
When I write stuff, it's really deep, usually.
But I have loads of ideas all the time. I just wish I had time outside of school and school work to do...
Well, anything, actually
@Mushroom: :) *hugs*
You'll do it. :) I believe in you. You'll get radioactive milkshakes.
. . . Sorry, it's something Hunter and Ez say. They say they'll invent radioactive milkshakes, but they never will, it's just a way of saying, we'll make it through, we'll be alive and have enough downtime to do ridiculous things like that, it'll all be okay, that malarkey. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
@Adra: :(
#ChaseForBookNine
*looks at Adra*
And I'm over here in the corner jamming with my stupid Glee/Hunger Games cross-over dealie.
...
*dives into Chester and comes back out with a tray of cookies*
Anyone want one? They're all the exact flavour you want them to be and they don't have robots in them. Chester's over is magical.
*oven
I feel sorry for my school friends. When I write loads, then afterwards I can never shut up about it, and I can just TELL I'll be spamming the hell out of them come Monday . . . :P
#ChaseForBookNine
HI FRIENDS.
(I'm really distant, sorry. I'm reading Homestuck. I started on Thursday, and now Rose is riding and ogre with her knitting needles and... uh... It's addicting.)
@Sparky: YAY! *takes a cookie* Thank you. :)
*eats it*
*discovers it tastes of cookie* C:
*likes cookies*
And - I should hope they don't have robots in them. D: *has robots in my story*
#ChaseForBookNine
Mum: Do you want to wear your sandal-y things? It's gonna be 27 degrees!
Me: *Moans and climbs back into bed* Just let me due before the heat kills me...
*giggles at Ivy*
I know which bit you're up to and man you have a lot to look forward to.
ALSO YOU NEVER TOLD ME IF YOU READ MY THINGY OR NOT IVY YOU'RE IN TROUBLE
@Ivy: HEY! :)
Ember likes Homestuck, and the girls I sit with in art, who are really nice, also like Homestuck. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
You'll never finish, Val. :P
Thanks, Sparky *takes a cookie and offers her a skulcake*
@Death: :(
#ChaseForBookNine
Speaking of writing, I need to sort out that plot from yesterday.... :-/
And I need to reorganize the TSE bit so I can get it done finally...
And I need to go back and do the write-up thing...
And I need to PAINT. Seriously.
Oh, and homework.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! D:
#ChaseForBook9
You Southern-Hemisphere talk sounds odd when it's nearing winter up here, Rose :P
Armageddon-Outta-Here.
Oh my gosh.
It's amazing. <3
#ChaseForBookNine
*takes the skulcake and smiles*
I think I'm going to make myself an actual tea, so brb.
Did you guys know that you can (apparently) put the tea bag into cold water and, like, microwave the mug to make it hot? I've never tried it, but you can, apparently.
*stares at title and fangirls*
I posted my previous comment at 10:00 exactly. :)
IT'S A SIGNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
Hunter: Well, it would be a whole lot more useful if it were a road. :)
Ez: . . . That doesn't even class as a joke, Hunter.
Hunter: It doesn't need to take classes, it's graduated. *nods*
#ChaseForBookNine
@Sparky: Really? O_O
That sounds cool. :)
Don't suggest it to Hunter, though, he'll probably end up exploding the microwaves or something. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
Okay, I'm going to disappear until I get to 500 words...!
I can write an extra 500 words tomorrow, I think... :)
BBS.
. . . You see what I mean?
THIS IS WHAT MY SCHOOL FRIENDS HAVE TO PUT UP WITH 24/7.
FEEL SORRY FOR THEM.
And then half the time when they say I sentence, I go "Avenged Sevenfold have a song called *insert word someone just said*!" or something like that. :P
And then I start babbling further. D:
#ChaseForBookNine
@Mushroom: Okay. :) Good luck!!!
#ChaseForBookNine
*hums*
Waiting for the kettle to boil, writing, listening to Homestuck...
Yeah, this is a good Sunday morning.
Goodbye friends who are leaving! *waves*
@Lantern: Yay! Sorting out plot! :)
(Sorry, I can only really notice on thing at a time.)
Like, when there are multiple plots at once, I only notice the other one about halfway through because without noticing it I've been just ignoring that one, and I have to go back, and then I start ignoring the other one . . .
You know when you have that video that has these people throwing a ball around and it tells you to count how many passes the white team make, and then halfway through this person in a bear costume wanders into the middle of the game and wanders out again, and at the end it says "The answer was *insert number Star's forgotten*.
But did you see the bear?"
And I NEVER fucking see the bear!
The first time I didn't, and the second time, which was years later so I'd forgotten about the first time (well, I remembered the test. I just didn't remember the bear part), I missed the bear again, and the third time, which was months later, I missed it AGAIN!
The second time, people were saying "Oh look, there's a bear", and I STILL didn't notice. :P
I have selective attention. I focus on one thing and just stop paying attention to everything else.
Like when I start thinking about something in a lesson, I stop listening.
And I can't write and talk simultaneously. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
. . . Actually, they were saying "Oh look, there's a monkey" because they thought it was a monkey costume, but still . . . :P
#ChaseForBookNine
Yay indeed.
Idk where to start, though.... :-(
Hm. I actually work better when I multitask. Like, part of my brain will fall asleep if I don't keep it busy. Idk.
[Waves to everyone here, not here or in-between]
#ChaseForBook9
I'm here just in a car
Star omg
~I have tea~
YAY!
I don't..
Yeah....
*hands her tea*
Yay thank you!
*cuddles*
@Fabi: Really? O_O
That's awesome. :)
Teaaaa.
Sorry, distant. Making a card. ANOTHER card. -_-
Making cards is fun. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
It's disgusting how many people are rude to the Pope over Twitter
I mean, seriously revolting.
As far as the Catholic Church goes, what Pope Francis is doing is pretty revolutionary- how he says being gay is okay, and that being an atheist is okay, as long as you're doing good.
Like
Why would you attack him
Not to mention, he tries to be one with the people, by going out, making contact with them- not using the Popemobile, as John Paul II did.
Pope Francis is trying to bring people together
DON'T HURT HIM I KINDA THINK HE'S ADORABLE
-Fin rant-
IM SO HAPPY IM GONNA DIE!!!
IM SO HAPPY IM GONNA DIE!!!
*hugs Adra* That's awesome. :)
People will be attacked, if they're famous. *shrugs* Like, 1D have so many fans, and they have so many people who hate them.
Oh my gosh.
I've been using the colours orange, red, crimson and pink so far on my card, AND MY FINGERS HAVE GONE ALL RED. *giggles*
Because my fingers get covered in felt tip.
Usually they just go multi-coloured and then slowly go black as it layers up in a big mess. They were indigo this morning, though. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
I GOT TO ONE THOUSAND INSTEAD OF FIVE HUNDRED, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hai, by the way:3
@Lily: PLEASE DON'T DIE!!! :P
#ChaseForBookNine
@Mushroom: YAAAAAAAAAY! :)
*hugs*
#ChaseForBookNine
It just makes me sad
@Adra: :/
Chaos Walking makes me sad, and most of it is basically metaphors for this world.
*almost starts severely ranting about how unfair the world is* *stops, deleted rant so far, and just tells everyone to buy Chaos Walking*
#ChaseForBookNine
I'll put it on my Christmas List...
I always liked "the day destroys the night/ and night divides the day"
Which is kinda a big metaphor that good and evil have to live side by side. You can't go through the day without encountering the darkness.
Thank you Jim Morrison
That title is awesome, of course Harper Collins would have to agree.
Yes Derek, you could be nicer to us by coming on blogland.
*is not here*
Sorry for vanishing, I had to watch Cascade again...
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL DECEMBER.
I HAVE TO WRITE A DIVERGENT HUNGER GAMES ALREADY.
Oh, Derek's busy... Let's not start haggling him guys please :)
He's too busy, you know, writing books and short stories
for US, so..
Psst, if anyone here would be interested in beta-ing my Glee/HG crossover please let me know
I'm not sure what being a beta entitles, Sparks?
Sorry, Sparx, I've got three books to read for college already and 23,334 words left to write for NaNo. And my parents aren't letting me do any work on Monday, and Wednesday/Thursday will KILL ME.
Sorry:(
Would any other month, but I'll probably wake up dead any day soon. :P
It means reading over it checking that my characters are in character, critiquing the writing and giving opinion on the quality of the plot if you're feeling nice.
It's a different job with different people.
I have a tendency to need five or six betas before I feel comfortable with a story.
Why am I not surprised.
@Sparky: *doesn't know Glee* :/
Otherwise I'd say yes.
And, I'm going to sleep now. Fours, people. *waves*
If you have anything you wish to say to be, I'll see it in the morning.
#ChaseForBookNine
That's cool, Lu.
ZATH! *tacklehugs*
And I could... only concern is is that i have so much homework.... I'd be wishywashy
*cuddles Zath*
*cuddles Star* Okay! Night
I really just need someone who knows the Glee characters to read it.
Although -
Armageddon-Outta-Here.
It's fantastic.
*waves to Zath*
*wanders off and falls asleep*
#ChaseForBookNine
I could... Try, simply because I could, but I don't think I'd be able to get it back in time or something...
Our waiter was named Alastair
There's a demon in Hell named Alastair #Supernatural
I wouldn't need any time frame to have it back by, I just need someone to read it and go "Oh yeah they'd say that" or "No they'd never do that what the hell are you thinking".
I'm also very desperate, in case you hadn't noticed.
*is doing that thing where I say I'm going and then take ages to actually leave*
Last night I had a dream where we were in my English classroom and my English teacher was tgere but then it morphed the lessons and stuff were on an online blog-like thing which wad the same colours the classroom had been, and then my English teacher posted the lyrics to Danger Line by Avenged Sevenfold (to point oit how good it was or something and to tell us to do that in iur English) and I was so happy, I was like totally ecstatic and I remember reading the lyrics, SEEING the lyrics because apparently I know them well enoigh to picture them clearly in my dreams, and anyway, when I woke up I was just like WOAHHHHHH STAR YOU'RE OBSESSED. :)
Yeah, had to say that before I forgot. Slipknot have a song called Before I Forget.
*NOW leaves*
#ChaseForBookNine
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FJKoF61z0hw
First two made me die. Last two were meh.
...Fine...
@Sparky: *apologises for my Glee-less state*
@Zaf: ARGHHHH FREAKY. D:
@Adra: AWESOME. :)
*attempts to go to sleep now*
#ChaseForBookNine
Star :P
I've seen this before. I died at the second one... But that was ages ago... hmm.
*hugs her*
Oooohhhhh thank you I'll even be nice and send it in bits thank you thank you thaaaaaaaank youuuuuuuu
*laughs* Sparx you're such a cabbage.
... I think I just quoted Luce/Lynx/Livi?
Cabbage? Why cabbage?
Distant, working on my shipping chart...
*kinda sniffs at a marshmallow*
The punk version of Kiss You
(ʘ‿ʘ)
... I don't know...
Probably the vegetable argument...
Well, you're a turnip.
Hello Mara!
Hello!:)
*waves*
...
That's basically how the vegetable argument starts.
But I think it's in Imp...
Hey Mara.
Wbd, talking to Flamage. Msd too... Tired ;-;
Okay Luce *nods*
I'm doing calligraphy....
I'm drawing arrows between names, which is fun.
I've written a lot of people's names in calligraphy...
68 Blognames
Cooooooool.
Hiiiiii!
I like paint. :D
Having messy fingers is good for improving my general mood. Baking, too, only instead of paint, chocolate!
I haven't baked anything in agesssss! D:
#ChaseForBook9
Hi again, Fabwoo *hugs*
Hi Adra! [hugs]
If I disappear, it's because of the whole acrylic paint/fingers/touch screen thing.
#ChaseForBook9
That's okay, Fabi *cuddles* We gotcha
I'm just here
*blinks*
This chart is confusing...
YAY CHARTS
You say that now, Adra...
I'm basically doing reverse silhouettes, with white on black, for the four dancers and the bench, and then I'm going to fill in the color later. Most of my colored paints are semitransparent, and can't go on the black layer directly.
And then I'm gonna use the glossy stuff for the stage floor and the reflections.
:D
Um, sorry if my babbling annoys you. I'm just in a cheery mood for the first time in a while, so...
#ChaseForBook9
Why is it when I actually miss Niccolò he vanishes?
It's okay, Fabi!
That's a really cool idea, I wanna see it when you're done
Oh, believe me, you guys will see this.
Wait, I don't think I was the one being referred to then.
No matter.
Because Ari has a life.
Considering how much free time I have, it'll either take a couple days or a couple months to finish...
#ChaseForBook9
^*points to what Fabi said*
*sighs* Why do I bother asking
[Realizes that was probably meant as a rhetorical question]
[Oops]
Charts, statistics, martians...
#ChaseForBook9
Hmm.... *looks at computer* I need something good to draw, that I CAN draw...
[Isn't sure if that's a rhetorical question, too]
[Decides to play it safe and not answer]
[Cheerfully sing-hums a song about how my thumb is currently a zebra.
#ChaseForBook9
I'm just sitting here unsure what to even do
A zebra?
Toast?
Idk what you consider "good to draw."
I like to draw people playing the violin...
#ChaseForBook9
I mean...
I'm kinda bad at drawing. Good at designs, not so much drawings.
I'm good at faceless people, though...
And I really know how to do photography and acting, but..
not drawing
Adra did you get the next bit?
[Nods]
I really have trouble drawing things that stand still... Like bananas. I can never draw bananas. They always look weird.
#ChaseForBook9
No... Did you send it?
I'm going to draw a banana
Actually
no
I'm going to draw a fruit bowl with Trip running away in the distance because he stole all of the bananas little sneaker...
XD
Brilliant.
I have to go now, apparently I'm holding everyone up and we need to go somewhere and do something, idk... :-/
Bye.
#ChaseForBook9
Yeah, I sent it.
I'll send it again?
Later, Fabi.
okay, that'll work. My internet has been screwy all night... I'm having email troubles.
Bye Fabri *hugs*
You might need to click on the expand email button thing...
I'm having major ZayN MALIK FEELS TOdAY
Hi again Mara
Hi Mara
*breaks through the wall on a wrecking ball she leased from Home Depot*
Weeee
Almost...
Done...
Hiiii
I never really left haha
I was just scrolling through endless pictures of Zayn
I mean
*shudders* yum
You could be nicer Derek. You could actually give this series a happy ending...
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