AUGUST
Sunday 25th:
Edinburgh Book Festival — 1:30 PM — talk and signing.
Thursday 29th: PUBLICATION DAY!
Easons, Liffey Valley, Dublin — 4 PM — signing
Friday 30th:
Waterstones, Bluewater, London - 12 noon — signing.
Saturday 31st:
Waterstones, 6-6a Exchange Centre, Putney — 10 AM - signing
Canada Water, Southwark, London — 2 PM — talk and signing
SEPTEMBER
Sunday 1st:
WHS Kingston, Bentalls Shopping Centre — 11:30 AM — signing
Wednesday 4th:
Mountains to the Sea Festival, Dublin — 4:30 PM — talk and signing
Friday 6th:
Easons, Galway — 4 PM — signing
Saturday 7th:
Hodges Figgis, Dublin — 11 AM — signing
Dubray Books, Bray — 3 PM — signing
Sunday 8th:
Easons, O'Connell St, Limerick — 2 PM — signing
Saturday 14th:
WHS Arndale Centre, Manchester — 10 AM — signing
Liverpool One, Liverpool — 3 PM — signing
Sunday 15th:
Discovery Centre, Winchester — 2 PM — talk and signing
OCTOBER
Tuesday 1st:
Solstice Theatre, Ireland — talk and signing
Saturday 5th:
Bath Festival — 4 PM — talk and signing
Tuesday 15th:
Swindon Youth Festival
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«Oldest ‹Older 4801 – 4955 of 4955Bye Edward!!
Well, that /is/ a bit of a setback, but I think I can manage.
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Now, are you one of those softcore vegetarians who still eats fish?
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Wow. The more I write my story the more I feel sorry for one of the characters. Oh well.
Mara: I hate living with this guilt...
Harry: Mara, again, you did not do anything. Shhh.
Mara: Mhm. *sighs*
Harry: Are you okay, sweetheart? Do you want to go back outside?
Mara: Alright. *holds Harry's hand* *entwines their fingers* *teleports*
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MSD
*plays with flowers*
*eats cheese*
Alexis! Zaf, Javier! You want something to eat? I need to know how many to cook for.
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Um... No- OH! *pulls open the fridge, pulling out some raw chicken* I have this from two days ago? I bought it two days ago, it's still fresh.
Yes please!
*nudges him* Let me help. Don't forget Harralie
Yes for Javier and I
actually i have a little bit of time
Fine.
Wht about Harralie?
I'm thinking... risotto.
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Javier: Zaffy you get closer everyday
Any day now. Any day.
*Nods* Socks are now hidden!!))
My little sister ig gonna be here any day! ANY DAY
oh no, i do have to go. bye
*grins* Deal. What about side dishes? How do... Green beans and mashed potatoes sound?
With risotto? Meh, sure why not. They're pretty delicious.
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((Sorry for the lateness- Em and I were singing the Bohemian Rhapsody))
Well i hope he actually talks to me. I wanna ask.
Javier: i know. He never will though.
Did he run away?
ON the side, mind you.
OH
*pulls out a cupcake mix- for chocolate cupcakes* I have to make more of these little buggers...
(Minecraft i would assume* sighs*
Desert?
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((No- skype. We're vid calling.))
(I love bohemian rhapsody)
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*smiles* Skulcakes. I can't just conjure them up
Really?
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Oh dear god I will hit you. *raises a spatula*
*teleports beside Adra*
Mara: *murmurs* Hey, everyone.
Harry: *smiles weakly* Hello.
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Very Msd
*gets some potatoes, starts to peel them* How many do you think we'll need? If we have five people, and I'll eat at /least/ two portions of it...I'd say fifteen.
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The only thing I can conjure up is cheese
(Nobody wanted me...never mind.
Ah! *hides behind bag of potatoes* Oh hey Mara. Would you like to eat with us?
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(Well actually Zaf, I'm cooking for you. You could... set the table or something.)
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Hey you two- can I get you guys anything? I have wine and vodka... Yeah. And water and some soft drinks, of course.
*throws a potato at Trip*
*Tackles Harry* I remember you! That's a plus!
(No referring to their Skyoe call....Em never asks to Skype with me. She doesnt like me
((I asked to skype her because we were about to have a falling out so I decided it would be better face-to-face..))
*peels potato with energy, dodges as it lands in the bowl* One down, fourteen to go.
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...
*picks up her spatula, using it as a baseball bat* Get ready for this one...
*tosses it into the air, hitting it, and it goes sailing at Trip*
Hey guys, just putting it out there at a better time, I'm taking A Nameless Attempt requests now.
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*appears* Hello, everyone. Shall I help with the cooking?
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(Right. *sighs* I never talk to her or NJ so I guess I should give up)
Croatoan! Get. Over. Here.
*slices potato in half with crystal sword, then catches the two halves, peels them and puts them in the bowl.* Thirteen.
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NICCOLO!!!!
Right... I'll have you know I used to play baseball.
*throws it like a pitch- like a baseball*
*Waves to newcomer* Hiya!!
Momma's mad. Uh oh.
Ah! *gets hit by potato* OW! I tried cricket, but it was /so/ boring.
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CRICKET IS FREAKING AMAZING!!!!!!!! AUSSIES LOVE IT!!!!
((Adra, are you and Emerald alright?
Trip, I care not, but Aretha asked me to tell you, and I quote verbatim, "WRITE THE TADRA KISS. WRITE IT. YOUR PERSPECTIVE.))
What is it, Zafira?
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*jumps into lake swimming*
Heya Nic!
*laughs, walking over* I didn't hurt you too terribly, did I?
((SORRY I HATE MY BLOODY WIFI))
Mara: Hey, Trip, Adra. Uhm, if it's not a bother?
Harry: We'd love to eat with you. *smiles*
(EXTREMELY MSD LIKE NOT EVEN FUNNY))
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Okay Niccolo. I want to ask you this: Would you be the godfather of my child inside me? Probably you'll say no but I had to ask, Javier and I both agree we want you and we want Aretha to be godmother.
*Furrows eyebrows and sprints off into forest sadly*
Well, in comparison no, but that's gonna bruise!
I know Death. Also, we won the ashes nyer nyer nyer nyer ner ner! But still, boring as hell to watch/play.
Now why did I expect that Niccolo?
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I'm not fussed. We'll probably need about twenty potatoes then. Eighteen left!
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We're fine, Niccolo- thanks for asking. I've been narrating this whole thing and giggling and she's being mean about it...
And- sorry. I didn't mean to.
*parties* *realises there is no music* *eats cheese instead*
I do not know Aretha well enough to estimate whether or not she would accept, but I must decline. I do apologize- truly, I do- but from the little I know about myself, I know I am ill suited to be anyone's godfather.
Death, where are you going?
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There's a radio out in the lab, Dragona- if you want music.
*Looks up* No where. I'm never going anywhere...
It's fine. Really.
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It's fine. Really.
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*grins* Good. Because you better catch the next one.
*runs over, throwing another potato*
Niccolo, if you were ill suited we would not have picked you. Trust me for once please? Javier never picks lightly. *sighs* I knew I would be told no. I knew it! I just knew you would I do not understand why! You have changed Coco and I was hoping maybe with this oppurtunity you'd say yes. *shakes head* Javier warned me I shouldn't have asked.
Told you guys. Coco never says yes. Which sucks.
*catches the potato and peels it* seventeen!
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Harry: *is tackled* *laughs* Hey, Death.
Mara: Death. *smiles* Hey.
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*tosses another one up, and hits it with her spatula- and it explodes, potato going everywhere*
*shrieks, covered in potato*
DAMMIT
Alexis be quiet! Theres a reason most people say no to me if I ask anything is because of being Grand Mage or other stupid stuff I don't know why. I ask things I never get. I shouldn't have asked him
Momma Coco just isnt himself
Ah! *shields self from bits of potato with arms* That was one flimsy potato! *bursts out laughing*
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*spontaneously combusts*
You probably know better than I do why I must decline. I am sorry, Zafira.
Death, are you alright?
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((5 days till my Blogversaryyy yay))
Mara: Oh my golden God.
Harry: What? Mara?
Mara: It's our anniversary in a week. *laughs*
Harry: *laughs too* Our three year anniversary.
Mara: Just like three years of One Direction. *grins*
Harry: Three years of Harralie!
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Dragona? Are you alright?
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*sighs* Niccolo I never know. I'm not in your head. Never have been nor will you put me. I know nothing about you.
No... I'm never alright... Ive got to go!
*laughs* Maybe we ought to just peel them instead... *gets through about ten of them in a matter of minutes*
*washes hands and mixes the cupcake batter, putting it in the oven*
Right...
*puts the green beans on the stove, turning it up*
((*hugs Death* :( Bye :())
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Bye Death... *hugs*
I'll get started with the risotto. *gets the ingredients, starts making it. I won't describe it because it takes AGES to explain.*
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Bye Death.
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Bye Death
Well yes apart from the spontaneous combustion. :)
Dragona, if you exploded in my lab, I will go Hannibal Lecter on you, capishe?
*tends to the mashed potatoes and green beens, humming Journey- again*
Brb. 20min to eat
That is good to hear, Dragona.
I daresay right now you know more about me than I do myself, Zafira. I know I am constantly unstable- I am always lingering on the edge of control. I have 49 true names, 49 personalities, 49 sets of memories. I have killed more people than I have the ability to count, and thought nothing of it. If there is any good in me, it is counteracted tenfold at least by all the bad.
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Oh dear... Looks like I'll have to give you a lesson on balance sometime, Niccolo.
*hums along with Adra*
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*grins* Separate Ways?
Mara: *hugs Harry* *hums*
Harry: *hugs back* *whispers* You okay now?
Mara: *nods uncertainly* Mhm.
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Damn. I'm no good at writing romantic scenes damn it...
I can't wait until I've finished and there'll be more shooting people... I'm good at writing about that.
Lord, Dragona- be patient
I can only be patient when I want to be lol. Sometimes I can have infinite patience, other times I have the patience of a 3 year old.
How do you know you aren't a three year old? I mean, SOME OF US clearly are
HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh come now, that's hardly fair.
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Oh hey Snow! Want to eat with us?
Also, we sorted out the demons.
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Apparently not.
*takes the cupcakes from the oven* What is hardly fair?
Well I doubt a three year old would know the words spontaneous combustion and be able to write stories that are more suitable for an 18 year old than someone of his age group. I can be mature when I want to be!
You're a guy- no you can't.
okay :P (ghostly snow is just away from her body because it is fun)
what ya eating
also, wbd
((KATHLEEN YOU ARE TOO PERFECT FOR WORDS ILYSM OKAY JUST NEEDED TO GET THAT OUT THERE))
((And I must go.. Just pretend Mara and Harry had to go back to the 1DHouse because idk okay nighttttt))
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Food. We're eating food.
*waves* Night Harralie!
I thought you meant I was a three year old. *Finishes up on the risotto and leaves it to cook*
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Is there anything I ought to be doing presently?
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gee adra, i would never have guessed you were eating food
Well I think I can. I just choose to be random. Tomorrow I can be all normal if you want me to prove it. ^^
Night Mara, night Harry!
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Oh! Yeah- I did mean you, actually.
And not really- we're just talking.
Totally, Snow!
about 35 comments to go...
Erm, I'm grand Dragona :)
While cooking!
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*pulls the skulcakes out of the pan, and begins to decorate them*
[waves]
I think I can multitask.
Msd though.
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we're only gonna have to back track 1 blog at least
*waves* Hello, Fabi!
Hey Fabi! Want to eat with us?
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hey fab
Hi Snow, Adra, Trip, anyone else.
Um... No, but thank you.
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I'll be going now. Bye!
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Niccolo then ask! Jesus boy. *hugs* Ask Niccolo. Ask. I don't know all of it but Niccolo you had a link with Aretha and well...sometimes I wish I had that with you so I could help you! Geez. Ask and thou shall recive.
wbvd
Okay... *puts hats on the skulcakes* Ah! Perfect. *bends down to look at them*
Risotto's ready!
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Bye Dragona [waves]
Hello Zaf.
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Okay snow! And goodnight, Dragona!
*yawns* Ugh. I had no sleep last night... And tomorrow I get to clean all day. Huzzah
Bye Dragona! wb Zaf.
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*glances at the other foods* AS are the mashed potatoes and green beans. Damn do they look good.
Plates! Get yer plates! *opens a cabinet* In here
Thks. I am so not giving up on Niccolo
Zaf, Javier, Alexis! Food's ready! *serves self some food then goes and sits at the table.*
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[Smiles slightly]
It all looks delicious.
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*Javier goes with Alexis to get fod*
*grabs herself her wine glass, which miraculously survived the day's events*
*gets her food, sitting down* Well... I'm beat.
Fabi, are you sure there is nothing we can do?
Why thank you Fabi.
Yeah, sorry about the mess in your lab. I got the Hobbits to clean up the demon remains.
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I have been meaning to ask a few things... One of which was the relationship between myself and Aretha. If we had a link... Do you know any more about it?
Hello, Fabienne.
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msd :(
You, were in love with her, and she loved you back, but couldn't admit it.
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*stares at Trip* I... She... What? That... That is interesting...
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Yes. You set up a link mentally with her you both were in each others minds 24/7 no secrets. She was controlled by Saccharine which caused you and Aretha to die well your consiousness. But you're back. And you love her and she well doesnt love you back. Not like that.
kk Snow.
You were her mentor, you trained her up, originally planning to eventually steal her true name to become more powerful, but love had other plans.
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Nothing to do? About what?
The link was really strong, you could see into each others minds. And it could only be broken by one or both of your deaths. Hello, by the way.
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Oh. Thank you- please pass along my thanks to them.
Well. You loved her. As in, full on "in-love" type of way. I wasn't sure if she loved you back or not... She said she didn't but I swear she was lying. But it was hard to tell. You two were... Linked.
It was created to prevent Alice from taking over.
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Oh.
And you have to go on a date with her soon.
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