Well... that was fun.
My first time on Twitter proved to be something of an avalanche. You know, in a "oh my god run run run" kinda way.
I'll be using it to tell little stories here and there. Some of them will be Skulduggery related, some of them won't- such as the cute little axe murderer story from Saturday night. Some of them may even be related to the series I'll be writing AFTER Skulduggery. Ooooooh! (But I don't know about this. I literally just thought of that right there.)
I'd like to be able to post stories quite regularly, but I'm not committing myself to anything right now. Neither am I going to be using Twitter in the normal way. Instead, I'll be typing with my toes.
No, wait, that's not what I mean. I mean, I have rules. RULES! And they shall not be broken!
RULE 1: I SHALL NOT FOLLOW!
I only follow two people, and both of those just happen to be attractive lady fighters. That's a pure coincidence, I swear.
My point is, I am not going to open up Twitter every day and see a thousand different streams of tweets from a thousand different people. This will EAT UP MY TIME, and I cannot allow this to happen.
RULE 2: I SHALL NOT RETWEET!
I've seen requests for retweets on Ronda Rousey's page, and people actually get annoyed when she doesn't do it. I'm going to cut this off at the knees before it even gets started— no RT's for me.
RULE 3: I SHALL NOT REPLY!
Again, people get annoyed if you don't reply. They think you're being rude or disrespectful. They think you're ignoring them. While all these things are quite true, replying to everyone is just impossible. Also, it will EAT UP MY TIME. And I need my time for doing the thing you want me to do. Which would you rather— that I write more books, or reply to your tweets?
No, I can't do both. I can't. Shush. Shuttup. Stop. You're making this worse. Quiet. Shhhhhhhhhh.
And here it is, the final and most important rule of all.
RULE 4: I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BREAK ANY OF THESE RULES AT THE SLIGHTEST WHIM.
I have spoken.
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That's right, I'm Fabulous!
[Grins smugly]
[High fives Death]
How's it going?
Ok, see you!
Bye Death!
But I'm still fairly fabulous
BYE DEATH!! and no. fabi is PERSON
Fabi is Fabi.
Fabi is Fabulous.
Fabi is Fabzilla.
Fabi is Fabienne.
Fabi is Fab.
And besides, calling me People would be inaccurate, and Person would be confusing. So there.
Fabzilla=Godzilla
Duck=Annoying
Jubi = AWESOME
If you actually thought that, you'd be running in terror.
And on that note, I must depart. See y'all later!
BYE FABI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Gives Jubi popcorn]
[Leaves]
I is here!
Bye People!
(I'm not leaving I'm just saying bye to people)
SEPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
[Appears briefly to poke Duck and ask Sev what she thinks]
I'll still be on email for a little bit.
[Disappears again]
Fabi, 'tis good.
Who's Fabi?
You must mean people
Or Fabzilla
Thanks, Sev.
Fabi, I replied :D
I'm going now
BYE!!!!!!!
Bye Random!
As did I, sorry it's a bit short.
Bye, Duck!
Isabella: *insert 20 photos of Hufflepuff things* You've just been Hufflepuff spammed. You're welcome.
Me: *insert 40 Slytherin photos* I DARESAY I'VE JUST SLYTHERIN TO THE COMPETITION.
Isabella: Slytherin to the competition, ha. Hmm... I'll Hufflepuff and blow your house down! (It's all I could think of)
Me: Hiss off, badger!
Isabella: You'd badger back off!
Me: Are you Goyle to stop?
Isabella: Helga no! I'll never stop.
Me: That's Basilisk-tic! Don't be so Crabbe-y.
Isabella: I was just joking! Sheesh, don't be so Sirius!
Me: You'd better stop it now, or I'll make sure your arm is Severus-ed.
Isabella: I'm Goyle to do much worse to you if you don't stop bothering me!
Me: Oh, come on, this is Riddikulus.
Isabella: Yeah, but you've boggart admit, it's very amusing.
Me: Yeah, well, if you bring this up at school, I'll make sure you're Expelliarmus!
Isabella: You're such a lumos!
Me: Uh, no I'm nox. You're dementor.
Isabella: How dare you call me that? I Expecto Patronum more from you!
Me: Well, hey, you're the one with Dark Marks on your report card.
Isabella: You're grades are pretty Dumb-ledore too.
Me: My father will hear about this!
Isabella: Oh, Draco, rubbing your daddy's power in my face!
Me: 50 POINTS FROM HUFFLEPUFF!
Isabella: How dare you take away points from Rose Tyler?
Me: Don't be such a re-TARDIS, this is a Harry Potter duel! EXPELLIARMUS!
Isabella: My apologies, I'm so Weasley distracted.
Me: Oh, don't be such a witch!
Isabella: Umm-bridge, that's rude!
Me: You're such a Moony!
Isabella: If you keep calling me names, this will get Granger-ous!
Me: If you don't stop shouting, we could get killed, or worse, EXPELLED!
Isabella: Well, we'd better Scabber away before we get caught!
Me: Run away? But I thought we were causing trouble a few minutes ago! Stop being so Moody!
Isabella: Me, Moody? I guess I might be, but it's not my fault; maybe if SOME PEOPLE stopped yelling at me I'd be calmer... Yeah, that's right, I'm Lupin at you!
Me: Well I'll go and start to Diggory your grave if you keep talking to me like that!
Isabella: I'm sorry! Albus calm down before this gets out of hand...
Me: Oh, why don't you just Slytherin on out of here and bother someone else? I apologise, but I'll be McGONagall now because I'll end up Avada Kedavraed if I don't get to bed.
And THAT is how I text people.
Oh, I forgot to add in the bit before the last one where I said "You can't Snape me calm down!" and then Isabella said the last line, not me.
Hi Val!
Awesome :D
Goodness!
Oh, and somewhere inbetween I said "You little Quidditch!" and she said "You're just a golden snitch!"
We have issues.
Thanks Fabi! *prepares to write epic battle scene*
Well, if you ignore the fact that you were actually having an argument, it would be pretty funny.
Ooh, I love epic battles!
Oh, we weren't arguing, it was all joking.
We were just seeing how long it could go on.
Well, it's actually pretty amusing, then.
Fabi, do the guards have guns or swords or what?
Because I have different battles depending on their weapons.
Distant, plotting.
My mom should definitely not take ballet.
I'm done!
Hi Zaf!
Aah I got sung to in 4 part harmony at choir DAMN MY MOMMY
Ok, Sev.
I can write one more bit, then I'll have to leave...
Hi, Zaf!
Hiya Fabi!
Fabi, I have to leave soon anyway.
Alrighty Zaffy going to bed
Hopefully im not embarrassed terribly tomorrow
Night Bloglandians!
Bye Zaf!
Bye, Zaf!
Guess who's back
Back again
Yes Duck is back
Tell your friends
Duck is back, Duck is back, Duck is back, Duck is back
Hi Random! Or Duck?
Didn't you know my nickname was Duck?
Ok, Sev. It's done.
I have to go now. BYE!
Hello, Duck!
Gtg...
Goodbye, Duck!
Bye Sev!
BYE SEV AND FABI!!
Hey everyone! I'm here for a bit- I might disappear suddenly, though, because I'm very tired, and I've had exams all week.
HEY!!!!!!
Have you left already?
Yes you have
Nah, I'm just distant. Are you the only other one here? *supertacklehugs*
*gets supertacklehugged*
Yeah everyone else left
Mmmm... I love plotting for MC...
Everybody loves plotting
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
Distant. I think Dad wants to move the pantry cupboard into my room. O_O
The pantry cupboard in your room!
BEST IDEA EVER!!!!!!
You won't have to walk to the kitchen to get food all the time now
Yeah, it'd be nice if I had food in my room... :)
I suppose...if I want cereal or spices or canned food. :P
We're emptying it all out anyway, and I won't be here. I'm gonna talk here for about 15 minutes, but then I have to start collecting everything I want to bring. XD
Hi Fire Hand and Aretha! Where did you get the name Tesla, by the way?
Hey Eve!
I think it's Tesla the scientist from long long ago
Isn't it Niccola Tesla, or something like that??
HI EVERYONE btw!!!!!!!!
Nikola Tesla was a famous inventor- I won't start because I could go on for hours... He invented radio, remote control, x-ray, Tesla Coils, harnessed Niagra Falls, was the first one to create man-made lightning... The list goes on endlessly, and yet so many people don't know him- but that's because if everyone knew about Tesla, Edison wouldn't be nearly as popular as he is now. I hate him. Most people who know what I know hate him too- in fact, I haven't met anyone who knows and doesn't hate him for it. Just look up the War of the Currents of you're interested.
Anyway, Tesla has inspired me throughout my entire life, and influenced me so much, so I thought it was fitting that I should take his name. Yeah, there's my long story. And no, I still haven't really started...
I told 'im
I think it is.
He tried to make an earthquake machine. They recreated it on Mythbusters but it didn't work
HEY JUBI btw!!!!!!
HEY NIX!!!
DUCK!!!!!! ARETHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! NIX!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
JUBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
Well, he wasn't trying to create an earthquake, but that was what happened. And I saw that episode of Mythbusters- they couldn't do it, so they said it wasn't possible. According to their facts, it shouldn't be. And I love the Mythbusters- but I'll always trust Tesla over them. And I don't believe in impossible. Truth exists in a constant state of flux, and therefore 'impossible' can't exist. When Tesla was in school he suggested the idea of alternating current electricity. His professor remarked, "What Mr. Tesla is suggesting is impossible," and the entire class laughed at him. A few years later he moved to America and his first famous invention was alternating current electricity. It's used today all over the world. See, this is really why I love Tesla so much- everyone always told him 'it's impossible', or thought he was insane, or did anything else they could to stop him (Edison came up with the idea for the electric chair, using alternating current, to try and prove how dangerous it was- meanwhile, his direct current system was electrocuting people on the streets by the hour. That's how the Brooklyn Dodgers got their name- dodging stray bolts of electricity. And houses were burning down, because direct current was really unsafe) but he just kept inventing, and he proved them wrong every time. And he didn't do it for personal gain, either- that's why he died penniless in a hotel in New York with only pigeons for friends. And that's why the only stories we hear today glorify the heck out of Edison- all he cared about was making money, and that's what he did, so his companies thrive today and they cover up everything bad about him.
question: would you consider is im possible if I said that my flying pet alligator grew a purple beard that then burst into a flock of flamingos that then ate all my peanut trees right after they grew green horns and jumped all over my beluga whale that I keep in the basement??
I literally just made that up as I went along...
Please excuse the rant- I get pretty excited. Seriously, though, Tesla's is an incredibly inspiring story. If you ever get the chance, see a documentary or something. The things he's done... I'm tearing up now... (I seriously am. Actually. In real life.)
Jubi- well, it could happen. It's not likely to happen, but it might. I just don't believe in impossible. I mean, our understanding of the world changes every day. Facts change, truth changes. Can you imagine what people in Ancient Greece would think if you went back and told them about cars? Impossible! But it isn't is it? Someday I want to tear down that wall of impossible, too.
.... but... IT'S A FLYING PET ALLIGATOR THAT GREW A PURPLE BEARD THAT THEN BURST INTO A FLOCK OF FLAMINGOS THAT GREW PURPLE HORNS!!!!!!
It's kinda... genetically impossible
**GREEN horns
Tesla's story is kinda like Van Gough's (?) because no one appreciated him
Well I think that Tesla WAS appreciated... but not as much as Edison.
For Van Gough... everyone thought that he was insane
like INSANE insane
-_-
Sigh. I guess I didn't really get to talk here much at all.
EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi
I know that I already said Hi...
but HI!
But someday our understanding of genetics will change, too. Someone might develop a way to change cells and do that to an alligator so it does that. I mean, I'm not sure why you would want that anyway, but I'm sure someday it will be perfectly feasible.
But ALLIGATORS AREN'T MAMMALS so they can't grow beards. and.... flamingos??
You should read about how people thought of Tesla at the end of his life... There's a reason why no one believed him when he said he had invented the Death Ray. But yeah, Van Gough was also inspiring- Tesla's story still strikes more of a chord with me personally though.
Ok- bedtime for me. I love you all! Fairfarren!
BYE ARETHA!!!!
Van Gough wasn't insane
According to the factual evidence on Doctor Who he was nearly been stalked by an invisible alien.
haha! xD
well they THOUGHT he was insane...
Most normal people do cut off their ear and draw a self portrait.
Well yeah i mean.... My step step cousin in law did it TWICE...
AND HE'S COMPLETELY NORMAL!!! i visit him evey week in the asylum
So he has no ears?
A bit... odd
Completely normal and lives in the asylum
Works there does he?
Anybody still around?
NO!
So no one is still around?
Nope
Because no one else is around I may tell a really bad joke
Want to hear a joke about Nitric Oxide?
NO!
Get it?
Because Nitric Oxide=No
Two men walk into a bar. The first one says can I have some H2O? The second one says can I have some H2O too?
The second man dies!
HAHA I've heard that one before :P
HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!
Get it?
Because H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide and it's poisonous
I had a dog once.
Named him Stay.
"Come here Stay".
He's insane now.
lol!!!
I'm gonna use these...
On second though, Hello!
*thought!
On third thought, I have something to do first.
See you in a bit!
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it but Nobody did. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
Hi and Bye People!
When I say People I mean the cat-looking owl person
Excusez-moi? Mon prénom est Fabienne!
Je ne suis pas Gens ou Chat-hibou ou Personnes!
Je m'appelle Fabi!
Fabzilla, si vous voulez.
Bonjour.
Is there a rule on this blog about having to speak English. There should be so People don't/doesn't speak French
Going now.
BYE!!!!!!?!!!!()!%$!@!@!!@!@!!!!!!!LU@!*!_!*!_!$!!!%!!!!)!^!!#!!*!%!!^!&$!!!*!%!!!(!(!>!!!!!?!?!&!$!!!$&^!$^*#!*%!&$!#(!$!%!!!!!!!$!
There is no rule. Moreover, there are minions all over the world, and insisting that they all speak English is not polite.
I said:
Excuse me? My name is Fabienne!
I am not People or Cat-owl or Persons/other way of saying people!
My name is Fabi!
Fabzilla if you want.
Hello.
Bye, Ostrich.
You know, I actually got that Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody thing... In both ways.
Hi and can't stay for long, but here now. :)
Hi, Lav!
Bye Duck.
I actually sort of understood all the French except the second line.
I had a Bloglandian dream last night... Aretha and you and Maralie came to see my dance recital, only the theater wa flooded and we got stuck in the deep ocean, then it turned nasty and I won't say what happened next.
WAS I IN IT!!!!
Hi Fabi!
Okay, not ALL, just... I could UNDERSTAND.
I don't know French, but it was easy enough to understand part.
I am not People or Cat-owl or (Other way of saying People)
I think I saw you in the audience briefly, but you weren't in the main part, Jubi.
Everyone died a bloody death?
Sorry- you said nasty and that's the first thing I thought.
That's odd I was in it...
Hi Jubi!
Sorry, gotta go now. :(
Bye!
ooooh what did I look like? DID I LOOK AMAZING??
LAV!!!!!! hi. and bye.
Bye, Lav!
Thankfully no blood, but you're not that far from wrong.
You looked insane, Jubi.
It wasn't exactly you, Lav, if you see this, it was your old avatar acting like you.
oh.. sounds about right
Henry sends his greetings and tells you, "Once upon a time, dark and stormy night, Vladmir's pizzeria."
If you look confused at that, he says, "Think like a ninja."
Owl
Owl
Owl
DAMMIT FAB!! NO SPAMMING!
-_-
I dedicate this page to:
Henry the owl-[Thinks like a ninja]
Jubi-[Ignores Insult/Hate/Curse]
Death-[Hums 'Highway Man' and stands on head]
Lav-[Sings 'Never Saw Blue']
Mara and 1D [starts hip-hop combo to 'What Makes You Beautiful']
Star-[Forgot what I was going to say, but am deding to you anyway]
Sev-[Writes new ending to Persephone/Adamantha/Arsenic chapter]
Aretha-[Is going to email the old ending to you. Think you'll like it]
Ember-[Rebuilds the BSB on MAHU island]
OMG NO POINT FOR MAHU!!!! YOU DIDN'T DED TO MAHU!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
*I also ded to:
Em-[Hugs]
Shai-[Shares chocolate]
Chocolate-[Eats some]
Mycroft and his Umbrella-[Goes without saying]
Emily-[For promising to read SP]
The MC-[An awesome project]
Saphy-[Good luck on your fanfic]
To be continued one more time... Can't make it all fit on my tiny screen...
Lol, Highway man is epic!
Won't be on for a few days... No wifi area and me don't mix!
Happy Australia Day on the 26th!
Bye all! Love you! Stay safe! Don't eat that very over there! It's mine!
*Waves happily and skips away humming Highway MSN*
NIX!!!!!!
hi.
And Jubi, you're allowed to add to your deds.
Hi, Nix.
....but it's not the sameee
Oh, hi/bye Death.
DEATH!!!!!!!!
hi/bye
*hums dumb ways to die*
*man
It's perfectly legal, and I can't see what I'm doing on this phone. Ok.
I also ded to:
Aussiminions/NZminions-You're worth staying up past bedtime to hang out with.
Eurominions-You're worth popping in during school breaks to hang out with.
Ameriminions-Cuz we rock!
Lav and anyone else who isn't currently in any of those places.
Ok, I think I'm done with the ded now.
COMPLETELY DONE??
Lol, is there anything I missed?
NOPE..
i just wanna know that your ded is final... ^^
Why...
... no reason
*evil grin*
wait... nevermind...
crap
UUUGGHHH
[Reserves the right to add to ded later]
What now?
I didn't see that you dedded to MAHU before... uugghh
xP
:-P it's there.
Even if I had forgotten, your "OMG NO POINT FOR MAHU" all capital comment would have reminded me.
heh heh... yeeaahhh..
Does anyone even know how many points each team has anymore??
Idk, Ember was keeping track of the MAHU ones, but she was gone for a while, so I don't know.
We're definitely winning though.
Oh, wait a minute...
"There is no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost. There is victory and there is defeat. There are absolutes. Everything in between is still left to fight for."
Wait another minute...that sounds like I'm a traitor MAHUvian!
I'm not! [Glares at anyone who says otherwise]
I just can't resist the urge to quote Skulduggery...
"There is no such thirst as wisdom or losing. There is won and there is lost. There is vigil and there is defender. There are acacias. Everything in between is still legate to figurine for."
"There is no such thought as witch or losing. There is won and there is lost. There is villain and there is definition. There are acceptances. Everything in between is still legislature to filling for."
haha!!
TRAITOR!!!
"There is no such threat as witness or losing. There is won and there is lost. There is villany and there is deflection. There are accidents. Everything in between is still legend to film for."
I like bending words.
[Pokes Jubi with umbrella]
*pokes Fabi with a pipe*
Juggler Glint said...
haha!!
TRAMPOLINE!!!!
Policemen Juice with an undercurrent again.
haha ^^
HOLY CRAP IT'S LATE!!!!!
OMG I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!
GTG!!! BYE!!
Bye!
[Pole-vaults facsimile with a piranha.]
[left-handed]
In other words, I have to go now.
Bye!
Hi everyone are you.... oh, they all left
:(
*is staying for a short time*
Hi Duck. :)
Fabi, if you read this-
Everyone died horribly? If I wasn't that far from wrong, but there was no blood, that's my second guess.
And my third guess is: They all got tortured horribly?
I'm going to stop with the guesses now.
I had better not being in that dream
if I was I may have subconsciously died!
Hi!
Is here, possibly, for a bit.
Lav-Well, I made myself wake up before it happened, but yeah.
Second.
No, you weren't in it, Duck.
Oh. Scaaaarryyyy.
Hi Fabi. :) and thanks for part dedicating to me twice. ;P I'm in South Asia now!
*no idea if that was right*
But I AM in Asia.
Hi, Lav!
I have never been to Asia...south or otherwise.
Of course I deded to you, by the way!
If you're in Asia you should go south a bit
You know, to Australia
For Australia day!
Thanksies. :)
That's a word? Spellcheck thinks thank dies- never mind. Odd... It didn't try to correct it the first time.
Sorry for the double comment.
*goes to delete one after she publishes this one*
I want to go to Aus! But I can't! D:
Australia is so close though!
*pouts and sulks*
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