Well... that was fun.
My first time on Twitter proved to be something of an avalanche. You know, in a "oh my god run run run" kinda way.
I'll be using it to tell little stories here and there. Some of them will be Skulduggery related, some of them won't- such as the cute little axe murderer story from Saturday night. Some of them may even be related to the series I'll be writing AFTER Skulduggery. Ooooooh! (But I don't know about this. I literally just thought of that right there.)
I'd like to be able to post stories quite regularly, but I'm not committing myself to anything right now. Neither am I going to be using Twitter in the normal way. Instead, I'll be typing with my toes.
No, wait, that's not what I mean. I mean, I have rules. RULES! And they shall not be broken!
RULE 1: I SHALL NOT FOLLOW!
I only follow two people, and both of those just happen to be attractive lady fighters. That's a pure coincidence, I swear.
My point is, I am not going to open up Twitter every day and see a thousand different streams of tweets from a thousand different people. This will EAT UP MY TIME, and I cannot allow this to happen.
RULE 2: I SHALL NOT RETWEET!
I've seen requests for retweets on Ronda Rousey's page, and people actually get annoyed when she doesn't do it. I'm going to cut this off at the knees before it even gets started— no RT's for me.
RULE 3: I SHALL NOT REPLY!
Again, people get annoyed if you don't reply. They think you're being rude or disrespectful. They think you're ignoring them. While all these things are quite true, replying to everyone is just impossible. Also, it will EAT UP MY TIME. And I need my time for doing the thing you want me to do. Which would you rather— that I write more books, or reply to your tweets?
No, I can't do both. I can't. Shush. Shuttup. Stop. You're making this worse. Quiet. Shhhhhhhhhh.
And here it is, the final and most important rule of all.
RULE 4: I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BREAK ANY OF THESE RULES AT THE SLIGHTEST WHIM.
I have spoken.
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«Oldest ‹Older 2601 – 2800 of 4910 Newer› Newest»That would be awesome.
I'd love to do the part where fletcher dives and teleports guild and the desolation engine and where Serpine is torturing Skulduggery and he makes whitty comments.
I'm not a Directonator. I am, however, interested in 1Dness with being very interested in 1D themselves. :/
Um. I think you tried to give me One Direction Infection and it mutated. XD
Awesome Zaf! :D I'd love to do that. Have fun! :D
And now I've got pins and needles. Greeeeeaaat.
In writing the script for the highlights of KOTW
Star - No, Directionerettes are different. They are Directioners starting off :P LIKE YOU. YOU SHALL BE A DIRECTIONER SOME DAY STAR!
boop
Sorry for disapearing I was doing hw and I still am but its biology so its all good :D
Tomorrow I shall order lots of books in celebration of having no more exams until March!
Someone remind me...
Now I will either read through the Physics bootcamp crap, watch a film or read a book...
Hmm...
Film. My head hurts too much to read.
Someone pick a number one to thirteen?
hello?? anyone on???
O_O
OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.
I couldn't seem to stop writing okay there. I eventually stopped to correct a typos.
Argh. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. MUST STOP OKAYING!!!!! D:
Anyone Star or L, wanna Skype?
YO DUDES N DUDETTES, any of you gonna be seeing derek in london in febuaaryyyyy?
No, I'll be seeing Derek in April.
Can't Skype.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, it's a rare day when I get to go on Skype. Everything in my life, at both home and school, is dependant any brother.
And, right now, I feel like crap:'(
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Still trying to come to terms with how I feel about that. :/
Oh, today at lunch! *laughs*
Friend 1: I still prefering reading to watching TV.
Friend 2: Really?
Friend 1: Yes. But I never have much time to read because I'm too busy watching TV.
She was being truthful and all! *starts laughing again at the memory* Ah, that was funny. You may have had to be there, however.
Can't Skype right now! Sorry! D:
*crawls into jordan's lap.* *snuggles* HUG ME OR I'LL PUNCH YOU.
Ahhh, Val, what signing you going to?
I dunno if I'm going to a signing, but Derek said he'd meet up with me while I'm in Ireland.
I can completely imagine me becoming a Directioner and can completely NOT imagine me becoming a Directioner. :/
Mostly not, however.
I am going to any signing near here if there is one! And if there's one in Liverpool I'll probs go there because we have aunts and cousins and stuff in Liverpool!
Oh, that's fabulous~
DirectionATOR or DirectionER or DirectionHATER or DirectionERETTE Star?
Did you go to the signing in Liverpool last September?
Im crazy
We're all crazy here.
And when we're not here.
eden!
Before I go - no, Becky. It was my birthday plus I didn't tell my parents about the signings for no reason other than I'm me. It's complicated and I don't get it. :P
I will not be a Directionater. I don't generally hate stuff so I doubt I'll be a Directionhater. Directionerette? :/ Like I said, I mostly cannot see myself as a Directioner. :/
NOW I WILL GO IN THE SHOWER. I HOPE. DAMN YOU DISTRACTINGNESSNESS.
I'm not really in the mood for Blogland tonight... So I'm just going to go.
Night all. *hugs* *teleports into room to pick out nerd outfit for international spelling bee tomorrow*
MY COMMENT DISAPPEARED???? :O
Right, NOW I'm going, I swearrrrrr.
YAY! I read a story about a boy named Eden. My friend loves SP. i said to her " uno that blog thang im on" she sed "ya" and i sed "well theres this awesome guy called Eden" and she was liek " love that name...."
d'aaaw. it was a fab signing. olivia tormented a lot of people.
/what's all the talk about one direction/
So ya. Thats a normal day in an Irish school! Fifteen minute breaks and crappy lunches.
*takes Harry's wand and points it at One Direction, otherwise known as Dementors*
EXPECTO PATRONUM!
Brave.
Val I think I love you now. *strokes your face*
And freezer bags... forgot the freezer bags...
Its actually expecto patronUS
Yes Ed
I get my lunch in a freezer bag.
*bites Becky's hand*
Bhi mé
bhi tu
bhi se
bhi si
i hate verbsamid
YAYAAYAYAYAY FREEZER BAGS! THAT WAS TODAYS TOPIC
at break me and Ally went around saying freeza bag! in english accents
Hum.
rude
Wait till you get to secondary school, then you do it in Irish and French or German.
Freeza bags!
*puts on bowtie and uses sonic screwdriver on the One Direction people*
Yep, they're dead.
My biology homework is done!
I periodically say Barcelona.
Barcelona.
Barcelona.
I have to make my brothers lunch, I hate their laziness.
They're a load of planks.
It doesn't work on wood.
i'mreallyproudofthatpunok
DONT SAY THAT EDEN!
Did I hear One Direction? *looks around*
AHHH VAL WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!
*teleports over* *teleports away with 1D* *sorts out nerd clothes*
Okay, now I'm gone, I swear.
Yo Val, if you still wanna skype I can Skype in 45 mins?
I was going to do something to do with wood, but I decided against it.
*chucks fireballs at them*
It's true.
I have to do it for French and Irish homework.
I can probably do that, Rim.
Barcelona.
Barcelona the planet or the place?
I'm co. writing a book with a girl named phoinex blue. She is in my class and LOVES sp as much as us and she cant go on this blog cus she isnt aloud an email of her own.
Well shes ALOUD she dosnt have 1
A planet is a place
My uncle set me up an email account when I was 6
Allowed, Brave. Not aloud.
Well said, Cat.
Sho yayayayay
Sho yayayayay
Sorry!
Thank you, Valkryie V.... I would have but I've been called a grammar nazi 8 times today... I do not appriciate being called a Nazi.
I've noticed a recent decline in the grammar of the Bloglandians we need a grammar nazi.
Only a handful of the bloglandians don't use correct grammar. Mostly the newbies.
Gtg see y'all tomorrow.
We do not need any Nazis.
Bye eden :(
Agreed.
Bye Eden.
Goodbye, Eden.
We need people who can used the correct punctuation and keep their spelling to their best standard.
We do NOT need Nazis.
Too many Bloglandians, THAT ARE ENGLISH, have poor English... Some spelling and grammar on here is atrocious... It's becoming ridiculous.
It seems I'm not even in my own category...
*use
I agree with you Rim :)
(By that I mean, people who have English as their first language)
English is my second language. Gibberish is my first.
~Rim: One Half of the Awesome Ones~
there is a big difference between typos and not giving a damn.
In my english class today my teacher asked us to explain a noun. I was personelly offended because I was taught that in primary 1, and to make it worst half of my class couldn't answer, I also must add that I am in the top english class :(
Mel, I don't have a clue what they are. I also don't know the persons. I've been taught but it never sinks in...
Cat, thanks. Typos are sometimes funny.
Gaaah
I mean, I've always believed that what you are trying to say is more important that how you say it, but still....
What's up, Zafira?
Zaffy! Hows it going?
Can I call you Ziggy, Zafira?
Cat, do you watch or have ever heard of Victorious?
No, I can not honestly say that I have.
Ah, okay. No harm in asking.
What is it, ~Rim:...~?
Dude, call me Rim. It's easier.
There's a character called Cat on it so... Never mind.
Oh... Cat is not really my name, exactly...
And thank you, Rim.
Hello?
Hello!
Sorry.
Don't worry about being sorry.
I feel like such a horrible human being.
Sorry for poofing!
Well... I mean, yesterday I was talking to a charecter of mine and I realized how horrible I'd been to him... I mean, I can't believe how cruel I was.
No worries Mel.
Cat, you talked to your /character/?
No you cnnot call me Ziggy!!!
Ziggy zaffy ha :) im kidding... :)
Zaf, chill dude.
I gave him a troubled little brother who was killed when he was 14 years old and had been troubled for years before that, a father who ended up a drunk and illiterate, shouting about witchcraft, forced his mother into a situation where she had to deal with his older brother after the youngest was killed. The oldest brother became psycotic after the youngest was killed, sure that he could have saved them. He was kidnapped, became a pirate, became a soldier so that I could give him 3 friends and a mentor, gave him and a friend PTSD, made another one a psycho, threw him out alone... He became a sailor and had to force one of his friends off the boat, then, after becoming captain, his ship sank and three crewmates died, but he didnt, and he became even more guilty. He refused to get a new ship and became a dirt-poor street magician who finally gets himself an assistant who barely beleives a word he says and is perpetually annoyed with him.
Yeah, I talked to him.
I ruined his Life!
Now his old best friend is trying to kill him.
You kinda have ruined his life. But at the same time, you gave him life. It balances out.
Does it really? All he's been is miserable since he came into his world. I blew him up! I cant believe that I would do that to someone.
Well you have. So believe it.
I've gotta go now. Bye!
Bye, Rim.
Aww bye rim :(
Melica Frost... Am I a horrible person?
You can call me Mel if you want and nope I dont think you are :)
I did that to a person...
I am quite a morbid person at times but I still dont think your a bad person :)
What? You think that A good person could do that?
I know it seems like the oddest thing ever but I kinda am...I dont think your a bad person and I have learned in my short short life so far that forgiving is the best thing and yeah...its odd but yeah :)
And good people can do things like that...it happens to the best of us :)
Okay... This is sort of unrelated... I kinda have to change the topic, but
Have you seen Doctor Who?
OMGFRICKENGODIMLIKETHEBIGGESTWHOVIANEVERITSINSANE. So yeah I have seen doctor who :)
Did you see the Episode with Doctor 10 and Jenny?
The First one.
Yeah! And on a kinda related note ... Im not jenna louis colemans biggest fan. I still 100% love the ponds and cried in a corner when they left its terrible...and what makes it worst is that when I was younger I met mr moffat and told him that if the ponds died by the hands of A) the weeping angels or B) the vesta nerada then I would cry for 100 yrs ... I feel I may have written their death because he wrote it down... btw he was my primary head teachers brother so thats how I met him :)
Ehm.... I do not like Amy. I do very much like Rory, but I do very much not like Amy...
But anyway, Remember how he said that he "Never Would"?
Well... I was thinking about the skulduggery... He would
Yeah ... I figured that out way to long after I probably should have...
Bleh hour to go til my birthday UK time and i cant be on for it
Aww ok zaf :( so... In advance... HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZAFIRA KERIAS!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ZAFFY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
*goes red*
Thanks! Least you wished me a happy birthday! Landy hasnt even attempted! TOM PERCIVAL aka ArtGod wished me happy birthday too
Not staying, gotta have breakfast first. Then I'll be back.
But Mel, if you want to help make the castle, I'm totally fine with that. ^_^
But we're going to have to wait till I can get enough money to build a castle...
And Cat- in advice to writers, here's a tip:
Give your protagonist a hard time. Make them miserable. They are not your child.
Just sayin. ;)
I have such a bad time of giving a character of mine a hard life...
Bye now!
YAY! if I become a millionare lav its going to the castle :D
Oh yeah, today over here is Friday.
HAPPY SORT OF EARLY BIRTHDAY ZAF! :D
Now bye. :)
Thanks, Lavender Hope...
But he's not just my protagonist- he is probably my best friend in the world right now.
Happy Very Nearly B-Day, Zafira.
Thanks! :) if Derek does decide to show his Irish self whilst I'm gone (30min from now) tell him Zaffy said she has choir practice and she requests to speak to him since he better be nice
I will not be on half an hour from now... sorry.
Hello?
Ehm... Anyones?
Barcelona.
Good evening...
Barcelona.
So close NEW MC CHAPTER
I think my OC description needs an update...
*lightbulb moment*
Why don't I do that and put it on my profile description??? :O
Genius. Then people don't have to keep asking me for it or I can just copy and paste from that instead of having to look for it.
Still not here. Sorry.
Ah lord hoping Landy doesnt find my emabarassment funny
PPEEEOOPLLEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
Hello people!
DUCK!!!!!!
hi.
I'm honored. You said hi before I even showed up!
Thanks ever so.
XD
JUBI!!!!!!!
hi.
Hi person named People
You have an odd name you know?
DUCK!! NOOO!!!!
how DARE you
PEOPLE!!!!!
hi.
Aloha.
FABI/PEOPLE!!!!!!!
hi.
Hi, Duck, Jubi! XD
And no, People isn't my real name.
I just have an odd sense of humor.
Distant, writing!
And annoying people.
Hi Fabi
So you are people?
I was briefly under the name People, because you and Jubi both said "hi people" and I couldn't resist.
I am not multiple people, however, nor do I usually use People as my name.
Fabi... Im gonna call you "People" from now on xD
Don't you dare.
So People.. is that a picture of a cat with glasses?
[glares] Don't call me that!
It's an owl.
His name is Henry.
My parents are allergic to everything in the universe, so I can't have any real pets.
Luckily, they're not allergic to plastic.
HENRYY!!!
Henry is actually in the room with me. He ominously sends his greetings. He's currently a ninja.
HI HENRY!!!!!!!!!!
Awh, guys... I don't think I'll be here for the whole four hours I havs left, but I'll try to spend as much time here as possible. Starting...well, not right now.
I'll be back!!!!
EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi/bye.
Hi and bye and hi to the next time you're here Eve
Hi and/or bye, Eve!
*scowls*
I know I point out the fact that I don't have many friends often enough, but it isn't until I try to have someone come over that it really sinks in.
Uh, oh.... [Looks at what I have written]
Aretha is either going to hate me, or think I'm the greatest.
I'm sorry you don't have many friends, Val.
Hi Val
Why?
And
VAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
That really sucks... :(
I'm not very good in these situations... :P
We're all your friends though
If it makes you feel any better, the last time someone was over at my house was maybe November...?
...Published Sev's and my latest!
For some reason, it says posted at 3:21, but I really did it just now.
I'm fine, I'm just really bored and the five people I've offered to come over said they were busy. *cough liars cough*
Aww...
well... maybe they were busy...?
...
No, they weren't. I asked for reasons, and everyone except Lizzy and Amanda refused to give one.
Last year:
I invited twelve people to my party-thing.
Six couldn't come, three had decent excuses.
Out of the six that said they could come, three showed up, one was mixed up about the time an came a day late, one had a decent excuse, and one hasn't spoken to me since.
I'm not sure what that means.
Hiya!!!
oh...
DEATH!!!!!!!!
hi.
Maybe they were all attending a party you weren't invited to, and didn't want to hurt your feelings by telling you about it.
Hi, Death!
JUBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
Hey Death!
DEATH!!!!! NO!!!!
Hiya Fabulous!!
Hiya Random!
Fabulous is me right?
Nah, there was only three others, and of those three, they barely know each other.
They just don't feel like asking to come. *scowls again*
*Laughs*
Nope! That's FABulous (Fabi)
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