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:O
No...
Next week is when I'm leaving. :(((((((((
If you kill it, it is less likely to do what you want it to.
Never mind! Logical reasoning is boring!
Alright then.
Well, you can't comment it until your entry is matched with Eden's in terms of events, so you're fine for a bit longer anyway.
Also, Eden still hasn't replied to my email to him, so it might be easier if you contact him about it.
Leaving, Eve? For what?
Leaving?
But Eve, if you leave, I'll have a normal amount of blood inside of me!
The little toadstool I live in is being half-demolished then rebuilt and stuff, so I have to temporarily live in a mushroom for, like, 3 weeks. Here's something I learnt:
MUSHROOMS HAVE NO INTERNET.
It sucks.
Hmmmmmm. I'll have to ask someone to take over for me while I'm gone...
No Internet??? I'd die!!
Dinner hasn't killed me!!!
Distant!
I almost died from the concept.
You're not even a little bit sick? I'm gonna have to start using a different kind of rat tail.
Hello friends I am here!
Hi Ves! Sorry, I was very distant!
Hello?
Distant, but here.
My iPod's being slow at typing at the mo...
Lav!
Do you really want me to kill you...?
Posted MC
Um...
*has been thinking about it just a few minutes ago*
*sighs*
I don't know... But you don't have to wait for me to finish writing... I'm probably going to take a year. (Sarcasm) <-- why I point these things out now, I've no idea...
Maybe not a year, but don't know when I'd finish. You can write yours first. If you don't want to kill me, it's okay. Your choice.
'Ello.
I'll read it once I've caught up with the others.
Hi Saph.
Why is your Reaping entry on Mevolent?
I'm not killing my friend... Only if they somehow convince me... Which is very unlikely!
Oh... Crap!!!
Yeah... I was confused about that.
Hi Lav Hi Death Hi Zathract Mist *hugs everyone*
Fix it!!!
Thanks Zath...
*Facepalm*
I hate copying on iPods... It always lies to you...
Hi Sapphy!
*Poke*
*pokes back* Has anyone here seen Les Miserables?
Nope!
*Pokes back*
*laughs*
Mevolent on a HGC?
I have, Saph! It. Is. Awesome!!!!
I don't why, but I somehow cried watching Hotel Transylvania!
*Covers face in shame*
So much better than I thought!
And don't get me started on the acting! I cried three times in it!
*hasn't seen it, but wants to*
Was it good, Death?
I only cried twice; a little when Jean Valjean died, and SO MUCH when Eponine died :( I cried buckets. And I found the song she sings as she dies on youtube and I keep on playing it. I'm seriously considering making my character die so that she can sing that song :(
You're here and that's all I need to know
And you will keep me safe
And you will keep me close
And the rain will make the flowers grow
Hay
It was amazing, no one died or nothing sad happenedbut I still cried!
Hi Nix!!
I'm auditioning for a school musical and the song I'm singing is Eponine's On my Own. I thought of Alex :(
Anyway... *distracts self*
*pokes Death harder*
Hi Nix!
Yeah, I just read your post... And the comments.
I don't think I actually cried at that part.
Love On My Own. :)
*Pokes Sapphy even harder*
*Grins evily*
Hi Nix!
Death, how do manage to cry when nothing sad happens? :S
*Pokes Death even HARDER*
Good luck with the musical!
Interesting I mentioned the song right after you. I didn't even see your comment until after I posted.
I don't know....!
*wants to watch Hotel Transylvania*
*Pokes Sapphy REALLY HARD*
It's a good movie!!!
Stop poking each other!(meaning it as a joke. Do not take seriously)
Now that I think of it, I may have cried at the end of A Little Fall of Rain...
*Realises it's impossible to poke any harder* *punches Death* :P ;)
Lav; Well, it is a really cool song :) Or I could be a mindreader in real life.... JK :)
Eponine is my fav character. That's why I cried so much.
Okay, I will stop poking!
*Pokes Sapphy so hard finger breaks*
*Shrugs*
I have nine left!
I've never seen it...
You should!
Oh, and I read your post, Death. He infuenced my thoughts too?
And I jus want to point out a spelling mistake. Aloud- allowed.
Death; you have nine left? *whistles* *random dog runs up and bites another finger* Eight!
*starts singing to the tune of '99 bottles of beer on the wall*
Eight fingers on Death's hand...
I'm going to write something
Sorry, I was desprete to mention writing in this place that wasn't the MC
Gtg, I'm tired. Bye! *hugs everyone*
Lav, Ren located your mind and read what will happen in the future! I shall fix that error now!
Sapphy...
*Hides fingers*
Bye Sapphy!!!
Okay; fixed!!
Bye Saph!
Would be nice to read something non MC related, Nix. :)
I HAVE SURVIVED THE VERY HOT CAR TRIP!!!!
Cain!!!!!
*Tacklehugs*
Where HAVE you been?
*is tacklehugged*
I was at my grandparents farm for 4 days. It was fun and I got to draw a lot! :D
I left on the 11th and arrived home about half an hour ago.
MISS!
Haven't seen you in a while! What car trip? How was it? Besides hot. :P
That's cool. :)
OMG!
You have to read our blog we've came up with!! It's called Mevolent Collaboration!
http://mevolentminions.blogspot.com.au/?m=1
Lav, what does your character wear?
Warning: it is slightly confusing and there are a heck of a lot of posts.
Otherwise, it's great! :D
Hair and eye colour too, if possible?
HI LAV!
Yeah, I saw that Mevolent Collaboration thingy... It seems interesting...
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
Gosh dammit. How can a guitar pick be TOO THIN? Isn't it all the same thing? EXPLAIN, RANDOM LISTENER.
She likes wearing ordinary, casual clothes. A long sleeve(to hide her dagger in), straight style jeans, and sneakers.
But I added this next part recently.
Because her mom worries about her, she had Lavender fitted for a magic long coat(black), that goes down to her knees and the magic part is that it grows as she does(fitting forever), and is like Val's coat. Indestructible.(that's all I really came up with...)
She also has past shoulder length hair(not really long, but not that close to medium either) that she likes to put back in a ponytail.
Oh- and she has a bow and arrows that she can summon out of thin air(not a power of hers, it's in the weapon).
HI EVE!!
*tacklehugs*
I love it!!!
Eve, what are you going on about?
*facepalms*
Forgot color.
Dark brown(almost black) hair that has a reddish tinge to it and chocolate brown eyes.
Double thanks!!
Not as good as my fail though... I put my HGC story up for my last post on MC
Hellz yeah guess who's back aw yeah heckas bro
HI MISSY!! *tacklehugs too*
Hi Death!
I want to get my brother a Linkin Park guitar pick like he said he wanted for his birthday, but Mum told me not to because she got him a pick and he said it was too thin. What's with that?
Hi Lav!
Hi Vestige! Have we met? No. Hi!
HI VESTIGE!!
Linkin Park are awesome!! :D
Death, have you finished your HGC entry?
Hiya Ves!
Eve, I feel sorry for you... I don't have to deal with things like that... I just have to put up with my little brother..
*Eyes widen*
You should be feeling sorry for me!!! I literally farted on my cup of tea and my dog today!!!!
Hi Eve!
Hi Ves!
No idea, Eve. Maybe he doesn't like the feel of ones that are thin? Or it could be too bendy. *knows a bit about guitars* Dad has one.
Kinda... I need to talk to Eden, our stories don't coincide...
*bursts out laughing*
OMG, DEATH!!!!!
And picks. Meant that too.
You posted your entry for HGC on the MC blog? Wasn't it the other way around...?
Nope!
*Facepalms*
And I am not telling you what he did to my bed...
*Shudders*
*Awkward silence*
Don't give me the silent treatment! You do NOT want to know in the first place!
Sorry, Death. Was distant reading. Back now though.
And I'm distant as well...
*wonders if she should write*
Writing is fun!! I'm writing about taking you to Mevolent's castle!!!
Okay, now it seems I am distant...
Oh noes!
:P
Okay, wbd writing.
Probably...but wouldn't people design guitar picks NOT to be bendy? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
'[Ravel] beckoned to the Administrator who stood at the entrance, still looking flustered that Lavender had somehow gotten past him into the room, when he had told her she couldn't enter....'
Didn't mention it earlier(and not sure how to here) but I became a mouse and snuck in when his back was turned. ;P
Um...Alright, Death.....O_o
I wish I had your power, Lav... :'(
What am I talking about?
*discipline of magic
Jeez, Eve.
Some picks are bendier than others. I know by experience.
I kinda like the bendy ones. It's nicer to use, imo. Though others would disagree and that's why we have stiffer picks.
Okay, nearly done...
I call it power too. Cause I'm not used to saying 'discipline of magic'...
And Death said something?
Sorry, I just read the last bit of your comment Lav..
*Laughs very hard and inappropriate joke*
Nearly finished the chapter!!
Ah. Okay, Death.
What should I call my next chapter...?
I have no idea...
*Thinks*
*Thought too hard and bursts out laughing*
Oh god!
*realizes the comment thing*
Uh, you know I said 'Oh noes' because of the taking me to the castle thing, right? Not the being distant thing?
Unless you were talking about the excerpt of my chapter...?
I honestly have no idea...
*Bangs head on wall*
Stupid school brain!
What? What did you think?
(This is getting a bit confusing and dinner was called)
I'm laughing about this...
I kinda like the bendy ones. It's nicer to use, imo. Though others would disagree and that's why we have stiffer picks.
And excerpt... The Mage and the Mouse?
Bye Lav!!
I love the excerpt! Sounds fun!
Oh...
Heh, I think I can see why...
I MEAN GUITAR PICKS OF COURSE!!!
Just leaving that out there.
The Mage and the Mouse...? Might not completely work... Here, I'll let you read everything.
Not leaving, Death!
Going to copy it now.
Okay!!!
And guitar picks?
*Laughs harder*
You can send it to my email if you'd prefer!
danniLivo@gmail.com
Sorlia looked up from papers strewn all around the table. "Lavender. What are you doing here? Why aren't you in America looking for Grand Mage Kerias?" She was with Ravel.
"I have news..." Lavender trailed off as the second question sunk in. She gasped, "Zafira is missing?"
"Captured. By Mevolent." Ravel answered.
There was a pause as Lavender took that in. Then she began hitting herself on the head as she shouted, "I'm an idiot! A stupid, stupid idiot! I should have gone to her first! I could have saved her! Stupid, stupid, stupid!"
Her mother grabbed her wrist before she could hit herself again, looked her in her tear filled eyes, and ordered, "Julie. Calm. Down."
Although she had a taken name to prevent mages from ordering her with her given name, Sorlia used so much force that Lavender listened. Slowly, Lavender relaxed, lowering her arm and taking deep, shuddering breaths. "She was my friend, Mom..."
"Is," Sorlia corrected. "She's not dead yet."
"So why are you here?" Ravel asked.
"I heard Mevolent's going to attack all Sanctuaries at once," Lavender answered quietly. "Don't know when."
The room was quiet as Ravel thought. After a few minutes, he sighed. "With Grand Mage Kerias out of action, we need a fill in for her. Just until she's found. And we need everyone prepared to fend off their Sanctuary at any moment. Bring in as many Cleavers as they can. Rippers too, if they have to."
He beckoned to the Administrator who stood at the entrance, still looking flustered that Lavender had somehow gotten past him into the room, when he had told her she couldn't enter. "Send word to all the Sanctuaries. Let them know what's going on." The administrator nodded and left the room.
I was thinking of adding a conversation with my mom, but maybe it's not needed... Anyone want to read that part?
Um, too late. :P
You want to read the other part through email?
I do!!
If you want!!
Sanctuaries Prepare?
That's a good one. I'll consider it. :)
Sending it in a moment.
Ooooh.
That sounds cool, Lav!!
Yeah, I'm still here, btw...
I just wrote a really funny part of my next chapter!
Oh wow, we're so close to the end of the comments!
Just noticed. And I gotta go eat now. Bye!
Wow! I really like that!! You should add that part in!!!
Yay!
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