Laydeeeez an' gentleminions, I present to you, the KOTW paperback cover.
And Tom isn't even FINISHED it yet...! There's going to be some colour stuff happening, and some cool silver effects added and things, but even as it stands now, this is a cover that's going to pop out at you on the bookshelf. For Tom is awesome.
Speaking of paperbacks, we're going to start gradually removing the short stories from the reprints, with the aim of collecting everything (including the Tanith novella) into one big book in the spring of 2014. There'll be lots of brand new stories in there as well, covering the entire series. So will we see a short story starring Mr Bliss, back when he was alive? Will we see Val and pre-Remnant Tanith fighting side by side once again? Will we even catch a glimpse of Skulduggery and the Dead Men at war with Mevolent...?
To be honest I haven't a clue. I'm just making things up as I go along.
Be here on Friday for the Tanith cover...
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT
Annnnnd apparently I won't be revealing the Tanith cover until Friday the 23rd... bah!
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
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Derek, I noticed that on the back of Dark Days, Down Under Tour Edition, Valkyrie has blue eyes...
In the books she has been said as 'the girl with dark hair and dark eyes'...
yeah thats how I feel, spiderman is a load of rubbish in my opinion, batmans better :) or the green lantern, or the flash, or thor - im getting away from the original point (again)!
Ah superheroes are over rated really.
I'm grateful Drew isn't a superhero, all that saving shite.
Doesn't particularly thrill me!
Evening psychopaths!
I know it seems weird but I always support the villain, because I just think - nothing ever goes their way does it? the superhero always wins which I dont thinks fair :L
That's the point... they are over rated, constantly saving.
You can't constantly save, it's exhausting.
Hence why I wrote a villain who will get his way but he gets bored himself eventually,then destroys it and starts again.
yeah thats why I love woman in black because they all die, that seems really depressing but it actually made me smile, and I love the grinch right up until the point where he becomes good and saves christmas - that just annoyed me a lot because he was so good at what he did and personelly his life seemed extremely awesome to me :L
Oh the Grinch was epic until his heart regrew.
Melica, I don't think we've met before.
I'm Emerald!
hia! yeah I was just thinking that myself :) im Melica nice to meet you :)
So what minion are you?
I'm an Iriminion.
Im not to sure what I am, I've struggled with this for a while but every scottish person I ask give me a different answer ( I'm scottish btw) :D
So you're a Scotminion.
Just across the water, cool!
yes I am, I'm just across the cold,wet,water if you ever need me!
Well I could waffle on about writing my second book but not everyone on here has read the first lol
ha i need to go bye :)
Awww damn I missed Emmy
Crap i gtg stupid theater class :/
But acting is so fun!
Is anybody on?
Blogland is empty.
The little ghosts are coming out to play. *ghosts flutter through empty blogland*
*ghosts begin to build a little ghost town*
*the ghosts of dead SP characters inhabit the little town*
!Spoiler for DB!
*the ghosts do not allow Caelan in the little ghost town*
*little ghost Kenspeckle gets a ghost laboratory*
*hides from Jitter Girls in the little ghost town, and stays well away from Caelan*
Hey Val
*hangs out with Mr. Bliss in the ghost town*
*pokes Bliss in the face*
*frowns as fingers go throw his head*
I didn't really like Mr. Bliss that much until right before he died. It's like that with a lot of characters. I hated Davina Marr until right before she died when she asked Tesseract to let her stand up. I really liked her then.
But yeah, my favorite scene ever was when Mr. Bliss was like, "You tried to kill my sister? My sister is the only family I have LEFT!"
*returns*
see usually Thursdays im going to bed but as we have no school I came
Marr has permission to lurk on the outer edge of the ghost town. Unlike Caelan who has been banished from Ghostville.
Ooooh!!!! I liked Meritorious...
STOP READING PEOPLES IF YOU HAVENT READ KOTW
Ok so I like when Meritorious is like, can you show me that game where you fling angry birds at pigs?
Think it was like tht :P
Where's Caelan. At first, he was okay, then Val started to cheat on Fletcher with him and I really hated him. Then he was gone and I thought good riddance and now, I love him.
You LIKE Caelan? Shame, shame.
KOTW SPOILERS
*finds Lenka and Carol in the ghost town*
SPOILERS OVER
Wait seriousky can we discuss KOTW now? MOST Minions have read it..gaah wheres Derek when ya need him?
KOTW SPOILERS
LENKA HAS A BEAUTIFUL MANSION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GHOST TOWN BECAUSE SHE WAS SO AWESOME
AND CAROL HAS A PRIVATE MOVIE THEATER THAT PLAYS STAR TREK ALL THE TIME
SPOILERS OVER
We should be able to talk about Kingdom of the Wicked.
We are good little minions and we deserve to talk about Kingdom of the Wicked!
Awww.... That's so sweet...
How about
KOTW SPOILERS
Alternate Dimension Ghastly?
SPOILERS OVER
How about Tome? Is HE allowed in the ghost-town?
Yes. He is indeed. Because he reminds me of Edmund from the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, and I LOVE Edmund
I LOVE Jadis! (The White Witch)
Craven and Caelan are not allowed. It's a rule.
I like Edmund, but I absolutely DESPISE Tome. If it weren't for him, there never would gave been the new Traitor Administrator, or Crux(whom I adore as a character, by the way.), or GUILD.
Do any of you do NaNoWriMo? I know that Kes, you do. Anybody else?
I like Melancholia! I like Caelan! But I agree with no Craven.
What's NaNoWriMo?
Is Craven dead? Hmm. I have a hard time remembering who died.
Is Crux allowed? (I like him. I HATE Jajo Prave, because it is all his fault that Skulduggery found out about China.)
I don't like Tome. Thought he was very stupid. The traitor was too full of herself. Guild was just mean. But I liked him in Dark Days.
SPD, I'm at nearly 100 pages!
Kestrel, I kind of pity Tome. He's sort of in the same position as Marr. Allowed at the edge of the ghost town, but not part of the community
Gallow is allowed in the ghost town.
I think Crux should be allowed. Outcast status maybe? He was obnoxious before he turned insane, but being annoying isn't a crime.
Sevpie, fair enough. I have to come up with a new nickname for you now...Pomegranate. You are Pomegranate.
NaNoWriMo is this writing program.
I like/d: Guild, Melancholia, Caelan, Crux-but only when he was crazy, Beryl, Serpine, other people.
I didn't/don't like: Craven, Tome, Traitor Administrator, other people.
Please don't call me Pomegranate. Please. Or I'll be forced to kill you.
The only reason that I would say Crux couldn't is because he was the original finder of Chinas secret. But other than that, I found him highly amusing.
Kes-Nice! Can I buddy you on NaNo?
Tesseract gets an awesome house with lots of cats and he doesn't need his mask because he's dead (I loved Tesseract)
Beryl didnt die...
Sevpie, fine. Grrr....
You know, if you want to make spoilers inconspicuous, PUTTING THEM IN EMPTY SPACE IS THE WRONG WAY TO GO ABOUT IT.
I know Kes. I like Tesseract too.
SPD, I don't actually have an account on it. My teacher didn't ever explain any of the website at all.
Spoilers!
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Spoilers Over!
How's That?
That didn't work out. Not enough random words at the end.
Better than hitting enter fifty times...
Val, but if you put them right under the spoiler warning, than it is much harder to prevent your eyes from reading it, whether you want to or not.
Spoilers!
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But if you give it its own huge space, it's more attention grabbing.
Much Better!
SPD, I hate her because of that and the coat thing.
But especially the coat thing. My only thought after that was, "I wanna break her face" and then it turns out Val did, too.
But it is possible to skip over. I can go delete them if you insist.
Ok how about this
IF YOU HAVEN'T READ KOTW, DON'T READ THIS CONVERSATION!
Val, that's pretty much why I hate her too...
Haha. Nice. Amusing.
SKULDUGGERY IS IN KOTW!
Ooooh, I'm such a rebel... no spoiler alert! Mwahahaha!
I didn't like that she did those things but I still love her.
I didn't like her from the start.
Silence... No more silence... Silence... No more silence...
Silence... No more silence... Silence... No more silence...
Silence... No more silence... Silence... No more silence...
Silence... No more silence... Silence... No more silence...
Val,
SKULDUGGERY IS STILL DEAD IN KOTW! *gasp*
SILENCE WILL FALL WHEN THE QUESTION IS ASKED
Kitana: I bow down to you... not relly. I shall never bow down to you. Only to Derek and Skul... and possibly Val-real Val, from the books.
Doctor WHO?
I saw Angels Take Mamhattan last night!
SPOILER: DEREK WROTE KOTW
Spoiler!
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I would bow down to China. And Tanith. And Derek. And Tom. And Clarabelle. And Nye. And Kespeckle. And many, many others.
Just like in DB
SPD, you ever been to Half Price Books?
I have to go eat dinner. Be back soon... maybe.
SPOILER:THE PAPERBACK KOTW COVER IS NEARLY DONE
Bye SPD!
Val, what is this place of gorgeousosity?
What time is it for you guys?
10:13 PM. I'm on ET.
Me too
Exactly 5 hours behind Blogland time.
What state're you in?
Maryland! WOOHOO!
I'm in WASHINGTON! And it's 7:17 PM.
Kes, Half Price Books is a magical little store that occasionally sells the UK versions of the books, and DW magazines and the TARDIS.
I used to live in Maryland! (I feel like we've done this before.) gtg, either brb or bbs
Adios, Kestrel!
Val, *drools*
Bye Kestrel!
*goes to the ghost-town library and reads Gordon's books*
Kestrel, I bought the new paperback MC there for FIVE DOLLARS.
'Twas a good day.
Be back soon, I have to eat dinner now!
Bye Val!
Imback!
Val, are you SERIOUS?!
I am here!
Guys, if/when Scorn dies, she is NOT allowed anywhere near ghost town.
I like her. I don't like her actions or her in SPOILERS!!!KotW!!!SPOILERS OVER!!! but otherwise, I like her. Scorn, Eliza.
Crazy, crazy, crazy, untill we see the sun
I know we only me but let's pretend it's love
That's right Fletcher!
*doubles over, laughing*
My teacher once said accidently, "Before we start,eat, go to the bathroom, and get drunk."
5* so I read more. "Skulduggery Pleasant" is a skeleton, magician, detective, and mentor to his just-murdered friend's heir, niece Stephanie Edgeley 12, "wise beyond your years" p318 on summer break, resident of small town Haggard, east coast Ireland. Author Derek Landry, karate black belt, teaches children self-defense "for his own munchkin army" (back fold blurb) so I'll back down on doubt when the girl runs, kicks, punches, and out-fights supernatural army led by wicked Adept Nefarian Serpine, whose raw red right hand points agonizing death. I like the reality of pain: bruises, scrapes, broken bones; but will have to attribute to Ancient genes our heroine's unbelievable superior will and ability. Landry is doubly talented in fast surprise action, and funny eccentrics: names (Valkyrie Cain), minor characters (Aunt Beryl, White Cleaver); least in complex detail back story told not acted (I'd rather have prequel).
The villain seeks late uncle Gordon's key to the Sceptre that destroys all, including the Dublin Waxwork Museum HQ skeptical guardian Elders, who protect the indestructible Book of true Names, and can lead to the release of evil Faceless Ones. Startlingly pale blue-eyed both lovely convincing China Sorrows and (spoiler: brother) very powerful loner Mr Bliss cannot be trusted, yet he recruits warrior Adept Tanith Lee (looks 16-20s, is 70s p257) from London (homage to actual writer?). Tailor Ghastly Bespoke crafts Steph's costume at once, but always takes full four days to decide whether to help. Minions include bad paper-body clomping booted and gloved Hollow Men and good single-track silent scythed helmeted Cleavers (spoiler: until Serpine transfuses one with immortality, maybe in sequel?).
Question: Stark black silhouette figures around every chapter's first capital letter are suitably menacing, but not related when team of four should be down one, ch 28.
That's a review I found. Tanith Lee? Derek Landry? Wth!
HOW IS IT 10:40? I have to go, I have school tomorrow. And a test first period..... :(
Bye everybody!
I am disgusted! *gasps, ghastly* (no pun intended)
Book of True Names that can release the Faceless Ones?
Nonsense!
Book of Names that can force people to tell how to open the gate for the Faceless Ones to return.
Better!
GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Bye Sevpie!
Some of these reviews that I'm reading are nigh on blasphemous!
THEY KNOW NOT OF THE FACELESS ONES
TRUE!!!
I just remembered that I had a really weird dream with China and Tanith, and they were both friendly, and we had to save this guy from danger, and we were stuck on an island that Skulduggery ditched us on...
[Note: from the charming Georgina's comments on this review, I've come to believe I am too far outside the age range. I still believe what I wrote, it's just that the concerns of my review are mostly irrelevent to the book's average reader. Cheers!]
Disappointing. The title/name and the cover illustration really appealed to me, but the book was generic and unbelievable from the start. I suppose some could be forgiven considering that the intended audience appears to be maybe 11 year olds (?), but I personally don't believe that children's books should be low quality just because they are aimed at children.
...oh, and saying "I'm a genius" all the time does not make a character full of "dry wit".
...oh, and being spunky child full of spunk who sprays spunk everywhere does not mean the child is equivalent to an adult. Children can be clever, creative, work in groups, et cetera but having them physically fight adults 1-on-1 strains credulity.
...oh, and not all adults are doofuses.
...oh, and saving the world is a bit ambitious for the first book of a series. You'd have to save the solar system in the second book, then the galaxy in the third book, and then you don't have a lot of options for the fourth book. Not thinking ahead there.
Let me kill this guy! Please!
No, Kes, I can't allow that.
Because I get to kill him.
Kes, mind telling me where this review is so I can harass them?
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/284440.Skulduggery_Pleasant
I've got to go... Bye!
Bye Kestrel!
Angry response: Achieved.
UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F*CK Them!!!!!!!!!!!
REALLY?
That spunk girl is a real person B*TCH!
Are they seriouis? Have to save the galaxy and universe next?
So many books save the world over and over again!!!!
Well, I hate their favorite book series!
If anyone finds my starred language inapporpriate, I'll delete this comment. Just notify me.
SPD, you're fine.
Cool. GRRR at him.
O.O
Yay I beat the boss!!!!!!
I think I oughta go to sleep....I dont have school but maybe Derek will Blogspeak when im up...maybe
To all of you who like to read my story about Ivy:
http://valkyriesstories.blogspot.com/2012/11/chapter-three.html
Have a very merry unbirthday.
Awesome!
If I get as much homework today as I had last Friday, I'm gonna either curl up in a corner and cry or murder somebody. Probably an Elf.
Msd, I'm on the bus.
Its too quiet....HEEEEELLLOOOO???
*sulks*
DEREK!!!!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!! VERY, VERY, VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!
Please tell me: is it true?! Are you really coming to the Lit Cologne??
That would be soo awesome!!!!
I'm going to order the tickets as soon as possible if you are coming so pleeeaaaaseeee...!! :)
Damn, you got me excited then. I've only just remembered you were revealing the Tanith cover today but now not until...
My birthday? Squee, another reason to be excited!
-C'S'xxx
I WAS GIVEN A PRESENT TODAY
BUT I CAN'T OPEN IT UNTIL SUNDAY APPARENTLY
IT'S SP LARGE PAPERBACK, HE SAID
Asdfghjkl; distract me from the surprisingly well-wrapped present.
Gaah more time to wait :/
I feel so old. ._.
HI PEOPLE!
I'm at the swimming pool whilst my bro and sis are having swimming lessons. I explain this every week; SURELY you all know it by now????
NO ROCKCLIMBING TONIGHT. I'M GLAD. I'M TIRED~.
This morning, I woke up and it was still dark, which isn't unusual this time of year. I switched my bedside light on and looked at my clock on the opposite wall, and I thought it said half six. My clock hands are hard to see, coz they're gold in gold light against a leafy, treey background. So I was like, half six, okay, I'll read a page or two of my book to make sure I'm properly woken up then I'll finish my Science homework before I have to get up at seven. So I read a page or two, looked up, and saw that it wasn't half six after all. It was half five. So I was like, yay, I'll read a bit longer then. After twenty minutes I looked up again expecting it to be ten to six, but to my horror, I'd got it wrong a second time and it was ten to four . . . WHOOPS. I scrabbled for my phone to make certain and yep, 03:52 AM. :P So I snapped the light off and spent a while attempting to go back to sleep before eventually I DID go back to sleep . . . Then I woke up again at five past six and did my Science homework. I finished it at quater past seven. Took longer than expected . . .
BUT NOW IT'S OFFICALLY THE WEEKENDDDD AND I'M HERE. SO HI. WBD, NO WIFI.
Lol Lu welcome to my world
And Star *high five weekends*
Though my days just seem to blur together...
There was a lull in the conversation today, which is pretty normal for us, so I tried to start us on the topic of ninja aeroplanes. :P
Didn't get too far. Nobody was really listening . . .
Sorry I'm not listening Star...
Lol I'm only joking sweets.
I'm just trying to get through this block I'm having on my writing.
I need a gun to the head if I'm honest but apparently that doesn't help writers block.
HELLO ANYONE THAT APPEARED!
I really want to open this present. But I can't until Sunday:( DAMNIT.
HI EM!
I'm almost a year older than 75% of my friends from school.
:P Putting it in pertages makes it look like I have about five million and two friends.
Pass me a gun...
I'm f**king sick of this writers block shit...
*tackles Em*
you are FORBIDDEN to use a gun
Em!:3
Writer's block is stupid. I hope it'll be ok soon!
Don't you worry
There's no hurry
It's a lovely day
Could all be going your way!
^^^That song was just on in the car. Could apply to your writing situation? There's no hurry, really. :)
I don't want the gun for me Zaf... I want it for Drew.
He's pissing me off.
its literally - no joke - pitch black and freezing outside and its only 5 past 5 PM so I decided I would eat an ice lolly...
im a strange person at times
:L
My mum probably wouldn't let me have a s'lolly. :P
Me and my friend go a free biscuit from a teacher today XD It's because my friend had to go see him about something and he was eating his lunch and then just gave it to us, because I don't think he wanted it. XD
IENI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*points at earlier comment*
Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...
There was a lull in the conversation today, which is pretty normal for us, so I tried to start us on the topic of ninja aeroplanes. :P
Didn't get too far. Nobody was really listening . . .
November 16, 2012 4:24 PM
Staaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!! (etc.) *hugs*
Omg, that's amazing! When I say 'I'm a ninja aeroplane' in conversations it's ignored or I get 'Yes, Jeni, you keep believing that.' or 'Yes, Jeni you are'.
Might have to disappear to munch food soon, which is MEH, because I've just got on here...but I'll be back on afterwards (probably).
in school today I learned about Slovenia , a teacher from Slovenia was visiting Scotland and very kindly agreed to talk to us about her home country, and guess wat? they are half the size of Scotland literally! and also they have 2.5millin people and scotland has 5 million WOOOOOO life just got better :)
and also i bought another tie and am severly dissapointed, it is not as epic as the last one :(
*is doing German homework* I'd forgotten how EASY German is compared to French. It just seems to /click/, in a way that French doesn't. So this is the difference between being good at a subject and it making complete sense to not being good at a subject . . .
MY MUM SAYS IT'S BECAUSE I SPENT THE FIRST FEW YEARS OF MY LIFE IN HOLLAND AND SWITZERLAND AND THAT THE LANGUAGE WAS ABSORBED INTO MY BRAIN. DUTCH IS SIMILAR TO GERMAN AND SWISS-GERMAN IS /VERY/ SIMILAR TO GERMAN.
FRENCH IS JUST MORE CONFUZZLING. CAN'T EXPLAIN IT.
I agree star, it is :O
Français? C'est très facile! Je pense que français plus facile que l'allemand!
see i can understand that but when you introduce imperfect tenses an other things... i just lose it
Ok! I dont mind exploding Drew :)
I feel so evil....
Hmm...what to do?
When I start babbling on about Elves or whatever I usually just get ignored. :P
In fact, NOBODY has asked me about the Elves AT ALL. :/ They must be used to me . . .
WE WERE DRAWING DESIGN IDEAS FOR DESIGNS TO PUT ON THESE CUSHIONS WE'RE GONNA MAKE IN TEXTILES TODAY. WE HAVE TO DO WILD THINGS. ANIMALS OR PLANTS. CAN BE IMAGINARY. I DREW A CUTE PENGUIN, A GREENIE (IN OTHER WORDS, A FLYING SNAKE THAT DOESN'T EXIST OUT OF THE FAYZ), AND ONE OF THEM KILLER INSECTS FROM PLAGUE.
The killer insect was so hard. It would have been much easier if I had more than a vague idea of what it looked like . . .
Why am I using Gone am not other books? Easy. Gone has more weird animals. :P
I'm not doing an Abominable Snowman. Too hardddd.
enjoy being evil, I think the word evil is another word for awesome or hapiness :) mwahaha
Quand j'étais petite, j'adorais parler français plus que maintenant car aujourd'hui je préfère parler l'espagnol!
NEW POST
did you just say - When I was little, I loved to speak French more than now because today I prefer to speak Spanish! ?
I can't understand that, though. *scowls*
German just has easier WORDS. I just like the SOUND of it and the LOOK of it. I find it easier to remember. It just makes more sense. No idea why; the sentence structure is more complicated . . .
But I'm better at French this year than before. *nods*
sorry if I disapeared... i was getting dinner (pizza!)
Oh i understand, I'm from Germany and i love german too :)
Oh, yes, and i would LOVE some stories about the dead men!!
would love to see mr bliss again i really liked him, i found it sad when he died.
Boop?
Boop.
42.
#ChaseForBook9
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
Mine?
A PERSON OMG! I'm not alone anymore!
Nah, mine
TWO PEOPLE NOW!!! Yes!!!!!!!
Oh on that note I' going, baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
NOOOOOOO! Now back to one again...well...
*pokes Amethyst*
I'm kidding xD
I think I'll just go now then... because there's not really people on...so...
See ya, everyone-who-might-still-be-on!
SERIOUSLY!
THEN IM STAYING!
YOUR SO MEAN! WHY WOUlD YOU DO THAT? WHY???
xD oh amethyst...
...you guys are mean... where did you guys go? like before...after the snowball fight?
I was in the shower. Sorry.
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