Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Happy Birthday to Meeeee
(I'm not exactly sure WHERE this image came from. Andrew, from my agent's office, sent this to me this morning. Haven't a clue where he found it, but it is AWESOME.)
Hullo there.
It's my 38th birthday.
First of all, thank you for all the birthday wishes I've been reading online. You care, you really care... sniffle... It almost made up for the fact that I will have no birthday cake today, and I have no one to sing me happy birthday. But that's fine. That's okay. I was woken up this morning by a birthday text, which would have started my day off with a smile were it not for the fact that the text was from O2, my phone provider...
Even so, thank you, O2. It's nice to know you care.
Before you feel TOO sorry for me, I celebrated my birthday last Saturday, when we combined it with a Halloween party because three of my nieces will be down the country on Halloween night. So, y'know... my birthday was hijacked by three princesses and a pirate. But that's fine.
So, what did I GET for my birthday? I shall tell you. I got a remote controlled toy car! From my brother and sisters! They got me a remote controlled toy car! Yes! They did! For no reason! For no reason I can possibly comprehend, they got me a remote controlled toy car! Thank you, brother and sisters! Just what I've always wanted but could never put into words! Joy of joys!
So, after picking myself up from the floor, it was my mother's turn to give me the present from my folks. It was a shirt! A shirt! A blue shirt! But not just any kind of blue shirt! A blue denim shirt! DENIM! The most awesome material you could possibly make a shirt FROM! A blue denim shirt!
Truly, I am blessed. It's not like when their birthdays come around I buy them computers or TVs or designer handbags. Nope. That's not what happens at all.
So you wait, my family! You just wait till your birthdays roll around again! You cannot BEGIN to guess what WONDER of a present I shall be buying you!
Joy of joys!
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I...haven't had the best track record.
(No worries Gar. *hugs* Thanks...)
(1. I was pulling your leg
2. I felt like that)
Bethany: *hugs her back* ... But you ate a human?
(Rosalind? *hugs her*
*never mind* :c)
I..yes. I did..
(hey Tia, you free?)
(hey Kassy! *huggles*)
(For two minutes, yes. Not for much longer. Parents...
And then food and parents...
And then parents...
(I'm sorry. :c))
(*hugs Vel back* okay and your welcome... And please its Rhos )
(My days... Chlo, you're getting good *nods and smiles* I've taught you well and okay Chloe pie *grins* )
(No worries. *hugs*)
(*murmurs something about dedications*)
(Okay Rhos...)
(*glares* really?)
Bethany: Okay... Were you... you, then?
I..guess..so..yes. It was when Lil had me..as a pet..
(Anyone up for rp?)
Bump.
:S
(Sil, you agreed to be a pet.
Meh.)
(im watching a film atm and ill be kicked off her in quarter of an hour so sorry...)
(Don't worry... *hugs*)
Damn right! *continues grinning* )
(and sure Vel, you start?)
(*huggles everyone*)
Well, ideally you wouldn't know, but the mysterious individual will have some previous knowledge of Blogland, and whenever some mysterious person who's clearly not a "newbie" makes an appearance, there's always such a fuss. On a certain level, these proceedings are logical. Often times people disguise their identities when they are upset or depressed, and looking out for them would seem to be the nice thing to do. However, I am neither upset nor depressed, but rather the sort of person who greatly enjoys theatrics and mystery and is put out by all the fuss that often surrounds and spoils them, as kind-intentioned as it may be. Therefore, I'm trying a distinctly different approach.
(hits Rhos over the head with a frying pan*)
Bethany: I... Can't believe you'd do that... *hugs her tightly*
*hugs her tightly back, wincing slightly*
I'm sorry..
(Ow! *holds head in pain*
*drops to the floor* )
(now admit it...
I am scary)
I would be quite happy to roleplay with you Velvet, though it sounds as though Garrett has already volunteered.
Pfft ! Scary, not even Close Chlo.... Not even close )
(*Takes the frying pan and uses it to make delicious chocolate-chip pancakes for everyone*
*Disappears to ghost-land*)
Bethany: It's okay... Just... Please don't do it again?
Liliana: *walks back in with plates of food in her hands, placing them down on the table*
(hey Blakes!
I am too scary! *puts on a fierce face*)
Rosalind, go for it *nods* I'm going to take a step back for tonight and watch any and all role-playing *nods again* so please feel free to step into my place )
(*sits down and cries* Just done another depression test - I have it... I'm not surprised with my friend who keeps attempting suicide asking for help every second or my brother being annoying or my parents not noticing and I just feel, I don't even know...)
I'll...Okay. No more human.
*smiles at lil*
I'll...Okay. No more human.
*smiles at lil*
(Is there anyone you can talk to, Velvet? A school counselor perhaps, or maybe a teacher you feel comfortable with?)
(*huggles Vel* shhh im here...)
(I will be back soon.)
(*smiles* keep trying Chlo *nods* I can honestly say I'm not scared)
(*hugs Vel* I'm sorry Vel... Is there anything I could do to help?)
(No... They're no one I want to talk to, I've tried...
*hugs Inky*)
(*hugs Gar* Don't worry, it's fine...)
(My email is open to chat Vel)
(is it though Vel? (not meant in the nasty way but in the caring way), and if you ever need to talk, my email is open and on my profile )
(Thanks Inky but it's fine...)
(Thanks Gar)
(It's not fine
It won't just go away
You need to talk to someone)
(I'm sorry to hear that, Velvet. I hope you can find something that helps soon.)
(Hey. Hey Velvet.)
(Hey Trippy!)
(Herrow Inky.)
(How art thou?)
(Pssst! Velvet!)
(I'm as good as always, thank ye very much.)
(Dim problem Bach)
(Aye.)
(Dw in wedi blino)
(*sighs* Yes Trip...)
(Hey trip! *bro fists / bro hugs* (your choice I do both)
(Chlo, I suggest you sleep soon *nods* )
(Hi. I hear you don't plan on telling people about your problems.)
(*crushingly bro hugs* Fists are for fools.)
(Ond, Mae deg munud I Wyth!)
(No, my friend self harms and goes to a councillor, she's just getting worse so I don't think talking to anyone will help...)
(Vel.,.please...)
(What Inky?)
(Please talk
As Viv once said
Like a bladder, holding things in isn't good
You will only burst and make a mess)
(I am talking...)
*is crushed in a bro hug* that is true *nods* )
(Translation please Chlo *smiles* )
(Vel, you can't be sure of that, because talking doesn't seem to help your friend, but it could help you, because different people having different ways of dealing with things )
(About your problems
My email is open
*sighs* but I can't force you...)
(I don't want to talk to a teacher, they aren't helping my friend and I know that because the only way they are trying to get her to stop self harming is by telling her they'll expel her if she continues.)
(Well those teachers aren't helping the slightest)
(My problems;
My friend potentially has cancer,
My other friend self harms/attempts suicide,
My brother is a pain,
My parents aren't helping,
My sister has exams and my parents spend every minute when they are not with my brother with her,
I started my period a month ago,
My relationship isn't as good as it was,
I am in a class where no one likes me.
Is that enough for you?!)
(Well, you know, I don't talk to people about anything, really. Obviously, my only problem that could be seen as severe as yours from a psychological perspective is that, and as such, it's not as damaging. But let me tell you, if you start not telling people things,even for little reasons, it'll become harder and harder to tell them anything. Now, there's no need to be going around saying anything that big, but don't go and make a habit of not telling things to them. I know that right now, you don't think they care, but trust me that you really really should. Even if only a little.)
(I said 'but it's ten to eight')
(Yes, yes, that's good! I know it doesn't seem I, but I wish I could be as open as that! I might sound a little crazy, but the fact that you can say those things is... excellent.)
*is also depressed*
*hugs Seirsha*
(*huggles Vel* I'm so sorry...)
(Whatever Trip...
*hugs Tia and Inky*
I just don't know what to do with my life...
(If I am rude to anyone please don't be offended because I'm just in a rotten mood...))
(I know it's hard...but try and think of positives in your life
Try and think of a goal that you can work towards and remember
When life gives you lemons, remember the salt and tequila)
(oh I see righty ho *nods* (I really need to re-learn welsh...)
Well i did say soon, so I say go to bed at half nine because that's plenty late enough for you *nods* )
(*hugs Vel* my advice bank is dry sorry.... )
We're here for you Velvet. If you need anything let me know
*hugs*
(Half nine is too early)
(I am back.)
Liliana: *sits down at the table* For myself - I told you I had been reading human literature, correct? I happened to stumble across a culinary book - so for myself I have lobster on a bed of salad. You, Silente, have roast beef and fried, bread-crumbed cheese and you, Bethany, have a slice of apple and raspberry pie.
And yes, I did expect you to come, and yes, I did expect you to stay for dinner. Elizabeth gave me a visit earlier. *shakes her head* That one is truly incorruptible.
(No worries Gar,
Positives in my life;
I am alive, wait no that's a negative,
That's it...
Goals in life;
My band becomes famous - What are the chances?
I meet Benedict Cumberbatch- As if...
I am casted in the Skulduggery movies- I'm not the only one who wants this and their aren't gonna be movies unless Derek is hiding something from us...)
(Thanks Audra *hugs*)
(I enjoy your existence Vel... I'm sorry I'm not helping£
(Email...)
...
*eats Chloe*
Yum yum!
*shouts loud enough for Chloe to hear*
You okay in there!?
(Don't worry Inky... I don't know what I'd do in your place, probably just make some excuse to leave and pray the troubled kid doesn't off themselves while I am gone...)
(Yeah, thanks Tia)
(@Seirsha As if we'd do that...)
(...I do not enjoy being eaten
There's not much meat on me
I've lost a stone so...-not that is a good thing, I didn't have much meat on me before...my mum thinks I'm going anorexic )
Vel:
You are an awesome person!
You are friendly,
You are an all round nice person,
Your characters are really cool,
You make an awesome friend !
You make others feel good *nods*
And your existence is brilliant *nods again* )
(Chloe is it too early? Or is there another reason for you wanting to stay up?)
(*shrugs*)
(I don't roll like that Vel
*pushes out a plate with cake on *)
*takes a large machete and slices Kas' stomach open and removes Chloe* Sorry mate but you don't eat my girlfriend !! )
(And I am sorry for not doing the rp earlier. I think I can do it now, as I've been back for 15 minutes now...
If you want to do it right now, that is.
And I agree with Rhos.)
Oh, ok. *spits Chloe out*
You look hungry. Would you like to go get something to eat?
(Hello Blogland, how art thou?)
(Her hear Rhossie!
And what do you mean?)
(I thought I was awesome before I realised no one in my class liked me,
I am not friendly because I am making no attempt to be nice to them and I have given up on my friend,
I'm not nice, I am horrid and annoy people,
My characters are cool because I made them up and even though they have problems they are flawless in any other way,
I'm not a good friend because apparently I don't have any,
I make others feel bad by constantly moaning about my life
And they're is nothing special about me or my life/existence...
But thanks...)
(Hey Jacko! I'm alright
You, you line snatcher!
And I am hungry but I don't want to eat)
(*pushes cake away*
Okay Tia, if you want)
(I thought I was your friend Vel)
(Vel, if I may help then say
Hello Chloe, sorry about the line. I am fighting an old enemy)
(thank you my friends (for the hear hear )
And Chloe, is there a reason why you stay up late? )
(Hello Jack )
(You are, I just meant that I don't deserve friends and don't have any outside Blogland... Sorry if I offended you...)
(You evil penguin)
(Hello, Jack.
And I'm not giving up on you, Seirsha. You're a pretty good person, believe it or not.
And you better believe it.
*hugs*
...
Where were we?)
(Don't worry Ed, thanks though...)
(I stay up to my awesome friends and boyfriend
You do deserve them Vel!)
(*hugs* Thanks Tia, I was at home with Flo and you happen to have a microphone in your hand which is linked up to Flo's hidden earpiece...)
(I am not evil *looks innocent*
ok Velvet
Hello Kas and Rhos, how are you?)
(Even if I deserve them I don't have them...)
(Baaaaaaaad stomach.)
*smiles*
You've been reading cooks? My..
*sits down, smiling*
Well, thank you I guess. What warning did you get?
(But I'm here
And you are jack...my cousin is called jack and he's also evil)
(Hello Jai, how are you?)
Vel don't this the wrong but shh! You do deserve friends because we want to be your friend! And we always will be! *nods* because we don't forget awesome people! )
(Awwwwwww Chloe *smiles* I have an awesome girlfriend !)
(and Awesome friends (you people on this blog are awesome)
(Not all Jacks are evil you know)
(Thanks Gar... *hugs*
Thanks to everyone, I feel a bit better now!)
(Awwwww Rhossie pie)
(Hi Ed, Velvet, Inky, Rhos, Kas and hopefully Sophia. And anyone is missed.)
(I'm alright thank you Jack )
(no problemo Vel *hugs* )
(Yes, Chloe pie? You called for me?)
(Whoops, didn't mean to delete both! I said;
"Hi Jai!")
(*Returns to fighting boredom*)
(Ah, yes.
...
Seirsha, only one person not in my family wished me a happy birthday. They did it through Facebook.
The only present I got for Christmas is a box of sweets from a friend. I'm sure he was just being polite.
My best friend is someone I've never met and haven't talked to in two months.
I don't have friendships.
Oh, and I have depression and literally no-one but you guys to talk to.
So please explain to me-
Never mind. You do deserve friends.)
(Hello Jai )
(ah boredom, mankind's greatest foe *nods* )
(Hey Silly *huggles*)
(*hugs Tia* We can be depression buddies... I'm sorry to hear about your birthday and Christmas, my best friends are probably you guys because I have no other friendships. You deserve friends too, we just seem to be the unlucky ones...)
(I wuvs you Rhossie
Kassy...you and everyone here I value as much as my rl friends)
(*glares at her brain and mutters angrily*)
(I wuvs you too Chlo Chlo *smiles and huggles*
And hear hear! (to the last part of your comment *nods* )
(Chloe...)
*is standing near Felix*
*is talking through the earpiece to Flo*
Stop moving, Flo.
(*huggles*)
(*hugs Sil*
*plays with her hair*
Silly c:)
Felix: *walks towards Vels place
(Yes Kassy?)
(Nvm...)
*hugs Everyone* you people are just damn right amazing!
(Okay Kassy
*kisses Rhossies nose*)
Flo: *stops outside Velvet's room*
(Dammit, got to go for my favourite dinner... Back in ten!)
(Ha! We remember the last "back in ten" :D)
(Okay Vel)
(*deletes*
*leaves*)
(*hugs Jai*
I'm sorry.
Stay strong.)
(*wants to huggle everyone*
*in real life* )
(Sil don't leave *huggles*)
(*smiles at Chlo Chlo* Cheeky! )
(Okay Vel )
(Jai, don't leave! (unless you really really really etc. Etc. Etc want to )
(@Rhos I see no reason to stay. I'd rather just lay on my back and glares at the roof than cause problems here.)
(I know I'm cheeky ^.^)
(We could to Sil
But if you want to go...)
*rp
(@Jai Getting something off your chest is okay. It's okay...)
(My head hurts. My stomach is unhappy. My arms pinch. The cats pissing me off I just..*flops back into an unmarked grave and waits to be buried*)
(good *smiles and returns the favour* ) (< for Chlo)
(Jai, you're not causing problems and as Kas said, getting things off your chest is okay )
(*picks Sil up as cuddles her*)
(*cuddles Inky*)
(Maybe you should rub your belly
That helps)
(*laughs slightly*
Right. No. I refuse to touch my stomach. That's weird. I dont like my stomach.)
(Why not?
And Awww Rhossie)
*lies down in the grave with Jai, cuddling her*
Nuuh. This place is not for you.
(Apologies. It seems I disappeared briefly.)
Liliana: To "give help to those who need it".
(I dont like my stomach.
*cuddles Kas*
Dont let the grave digger bury you too.)
Hm. Could have been worse..
(Awwww to you too Chlo )
(Jai, I agree with both Chloe and Kas *nods* )
(You two won't need graves for a very long time)
Liliana: She also said I would die, but that's hardly important.
*raises an eyebrow*
Um... isn't she usually right?
Bethany: You... should probably listen?
Liliana: She said my death could be avoided. Which is always a good thing to know. So it does not especially bother me.
I'll go with you if I have to.
(Where art thou Rhossie?)
How can your death be avoided?
*makes a small cut in the beef*
What if I told you:
Rhos and I are the same person using two accounts?
(Conspiracy theory intensifies.)
(Oh God not another conspiracy.)
(But you are two different people *tilts head* )
Thou art Rhossie is here! *presses a button that lights up a neon sign, that says* "I'm here" *has a giant arrow pointing down to me*
(Rhossie! *glomps* rp?)
(Sorry Kas, but I'm here and exist! *keeps my machete handy* )
(Chlo Chlo *accepts glomping and holds you in a huggle*
Sure *nods* Vik or Gar? )
(Don't mind ^.^ you decide
*huggles kas* nice try Kassy)
Liliana: *starts to eat the lobster* By helping those who need it.
Bethany: *starts to eat her pie*
What would you say if I told you I was secretly Star?
(I'm not, of course, merely curious)
(Okay, sorry, that was a little over ten... At least it wasn't the next day...)
(Aha, that's what you'd expect Rhos to say!)
*hugs Rosa-Bubble*
(... I don't know Rosa)
Okay. Well I suppose there are worse warnings...you can help people right?
(Tis okay Vel)
*sighs*
You know I'd take a bullet for some, if not all of you guys, right?
Just wondering...
(Yes, that includes you, Jai.)
(No jumping in front of bullets Kas. Its physically impossible.)
(I would do the same...
Thanks Kassy)
(Me too!)
Flo: *stops outside Velvet's room*
Felix: *knocks in the front door*
(@Jai there are more ways to get shot than to jump in front of bullets. Trust me, I know.)
Velvet: *looks out of her window to see Felix* *lies down in bed and pulls covers over her head*
If I was secretly somebody, though, I don't think I would be Star. I'm afraid, however, that I haven't the foggiest idea who I would be.
I mean, I'm already secretly myself, or at least secretive by nature, and I suppose you could say I'm secretly Tea Spider (though if it were really a secret, I certainly wouldn't tell you), but that's hardly the same thing. I'm still always me, though my verbosity and manner do seem to vary with my mood.
(Kas, a few major problems with your plan,
1: Your older than me by a year
2: Chloe knows exactly what I look like
3: You don't live in wales
4: I'm too badass for someone to imitate me
5: You could never match my randomness
6: I'm totally unique
7: You're you!
8: I win!
9: Chloe loves me and I loves Chloe!
10: I'm me! And i fully exist ! )
( its your choice Chlo, I can do either *nods* )
Felix: Vel! Just hear me out!
(I used to think I was indecisive ...but now I'm not so sure)
*Tanya talks to Flo through the earpiece*
Open the door to your room. Let Velv in the room. Tell her that you hate her, that you've always hated her, and now you've finally had enough. And tell her that Felix tried to seduce you when Velv and Felix were still together.
Then tell her you're leaving and never coming back, and that she shouldn't follow.
Then meet me at my bunker.
Velvet: *closes her window*
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