(I'm not exactly sure WHERE this image came from. Andrew, from my agent's office, sent this to me this morning. Haven't a clue where he found it, but it is AWESOME.)
Hullo there.
It's my 38th birthday.
First of all, thank you for all the birthday wishes I've been reading online. You care, you really care... sniffle... It almost made up for the fact that I will have no birthday cake today, and I have no one to sing me happy birthday. But that's fine. That's okay. I was woken up this morning by a birthday text, which would have started my day off with a smile were it not for the fact that the text was from O2, my phone provider...
Even so, thank you, O2. It's nice to know you care.
Before you feel TOO sorry for me, I celebrated my birthday last Saturday, when we combined it with a Halloween party because three of my nieces will be down the country on Halloween night. So, y'know... my birthday was hijacked by three princesses and a pirate. But that's fine.
So, what did I GET for my birthday? I shall tell you. I got a remote controlled toy car! From my brother and sisters! They got me a remote controlled toy car! Yes! They did! For no reason! For no reason I can possibly comprehend, they got me a remote controlled toy car! Thank you, brother and sisters! Just what I've always wanted but could never put into words! Joy of joys!
So, after picking myself up from the floor, it was my mother's turn to give me the present from my folks. It was a shirt! A shirt! A blue shirt! But not just any kind of blue shirt! A blue denim shirt! DENIM! The most awesome material you could possibly make a shirt FROM! A blue denim shirt!
Truly, I am blessed. It's not like when their birthdays come around I buy them computers or TVs or designer handbags. Nope. That's not what happens at all.
So you wait, my family! You just wait till your birthdays roll around again! You cannot BEGIN to guess what WONDER of a present I shall be buying you!
Joy of joys!
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I never actually finished writing, Alastair. I fell asleep before I did. If you rememer correctly Zafira said a while ago she is Justaria. If they're the same person, who is to say Zafira isn't messing with Loki and pretending Justaria came out? Loki can tell lies apart from truth, but he doesn't understand true names well enough to realize Zafira and Justaria are the same person, there isn't a difference, they're one. So it is true she can call herself Justaria, so Loki can't detect she's lying, if Justaria really had come out, she'd have ran away from Loki because she doesn't like him.-Zaf
(Hey Zaf!)
Then I don't understand why you're still referring to them as two entities.
In any case- I don't think there's any reason for me to continue this conversation. I don't really care what she does or says.
(Hi Alastair!)
(Texting/typing is slow when walking on ice...
Hey Zaffy and Alastair!)
(Tia! You're back! And yes that is my name but do not look me up because I have no idea what will come up!)
(Oh don't worry, it's only my mask for the requiem ball, a horrid photo of me at my old school and multiple things about my band on Instagram and youtube... So not that bad...)
(Wasn't planning on it.)
(Yay thank you for not being a stalker! Are you free to do the thing now?)
*ships Gaius/HeadSix*
*ships Six/HeadGaius*
*realises he can just ship Gaius/Six*
*ships them*
*gets bored*
*ships someone else*
Wow, this brings back memories.
Hey Kids!
I found the dang post.
After, like, four days.
Yay me :P
Hi, Trip!
*hugs*
Em! Long time no see!
I think.
How are ye?
(*growls at Trip* Did you just call me a baby goat? *prepars to tackle him*
Hey Em!)
(Well really, I just implied you were considerably blog-younger than me.)
I'm ok, me :)
I've started taekwondo, actually, and it's really fun!
Hi, Velvet :)
Ah.
Wbd for a bit, then I'll write the ded :)
Hey Trip and Phoe!
Oh cool!
I'll be back in about twenty minutes. Gotta go and move stuff for puny mortals.
*is in Subway for like the third time in his life*
(*growls at Trip* Tia! Hello again! Again!)
Hello.
I want to be here but my sister is yelling for me meh.
Severe msd.
(The man kept calling me sir.
Excuse me, but I am not a sir.
I don't dress as a sir.
I don't teach at a primary or secondary school.
Stop calling me sir.
It's ugh!)
Star-Bubble!
Hello Star, hello Tia.
How are both of you?
(Hello Audra, how are you?
*hugs Star and Tia*)
Hello Velvet and Trip.
I am fine thanks, how are you both?
(I'm bored...)
(Get some paper and a pen, Velvet. Then return for the next stage of the quest.)
It is rather quiet this morning, isn't it.
I wonder where Sophia and Silente are, their are normally here.
Herrow Audra. How are ye?
It's post christmas holiday, they're probably with their families or something.
I'm good, thanks. How are you?
Hi! I've got a Blogger account :D
I'm as good as always thanks. I've begun repainting my army. It looks pretty good.
Great Fay :)
Zaf is messing with Loki, she knows what she's doing, he doesn't understand.-Zaf
Oh!
I forgot you were using G+
Your army?
*narrows her eyes*
Do you have a secret army up your sleeve we don't know about?
Neither do I. Could you clarify? I'm confused.
Well, it's in 25mm scale and made of plastic metal and resin but yes, I do.
Although I'd never dare keep it up my sleeve. It's far too fragile.
Do you ever wonder why people don't ask things like how are your eyes or how are your feet? I mean, why not?
Or is that just me?
Now for the ded. *cracks knuckles*
I'd like to dedicate this page to 2014.
Yeah, it isn't New Year's Eve. I know. But I still want to.
Because it's been a strange year. I've been more confident and outgoing than I've ever been, but at the same time more self conscious and shy. A lot of amazing things have happened. A lot of awful things have happened. Some of us made it through 2014. Some of us didn't. We've changed, grown, evolved as human beings. And I just wanted to dedicate a page in this universe to 2014.
Also I'd like to ded to flavoured pretzels. Because, well, holy cow. They taste fabulous.
Dug asks how are your eyes.
But for the majority of people, it's because they want to know how all of you is, as opposed to just one part of you.
...
I'm very sorry, I think I'm misunderstanding army. Is it like an army of people or a truck? Or neither..
@Audra: I honestly don't know.
But Dugglyn, no matter what, asks everyone how their eyes are. So there's that, at least... :)
To 2014! *raises a glass of tumblesoz*
Who fancies a drink?
It's an army of space elves, basically.
Models, of space elves.
Oh that's right, she did ask that.
That does make sense though.
Hear hear Fay :)
Thanks :)
*raises glass of lemonade* To 2014!
(*laughs at Trip* Pen and paper? I have an iPad and I live in the future, no paper for me! what quest are you referring to?)
Oh ok. Cool :) as long as you don't bring them to life and try to take over the world.
And I'll pass on the drink, thanks. I don't drink.
Unless you have non alcoholic beverages.
Gotta go, it's almost midnight... :/
Bye!
*leaves*
Goodbye Fay, nice talking to you.
(I'm talking in RPG style. Do you have a drawing app on your ipad?)
I have all drinks.
Literally.
(Bye Fay!
I lost two grand aunts/uncles to cancer this year... I bloody hate cancer now... But anyway, apart from that, it's been a good year! *drinks*)
Bye Fay Nosurname!
(I do Trip!)
(Oh, I'm so sorry Velvet.)
(Excellent. Place your finger on the screen.)
*Runs in, brofists Trip, and runs out*
I am very sorry about your relatives Velvet. That's so sad..
Ask drinks? Even...
*tries to think of an absurd drink*
Camel juice?
Though I'll just have some sparkling Apple cider please. The non alcoholic kind.
Hello and goodbye Blake, unless of course you divide to stay.
*decide
(No worries... The only thing is that they're a similar age to my grandparents and I still have all four and can't help wondering that if two old relatives have died, will their siblings (my grandparents) die soon too? I mean, my grandad had a stroke last week and he's fine but is he gonna stay fine? And also, the aunt and uncle were on different sides of the family and all of my grandparents have had cancer at some point of their life. Apparently it's genetic and they all got it in their 50/60's, will my parents get cancer soon? Will I get it at that age? I just get worried sometimes... And sorry for rambling...)
Any specific brew, or just any old?
And in the case of camel juice,do you mean juiced camel, camel milk, the juice of the camel fruit from a secret lab in Siberia, or something else?
(Yes Trip?...)
Oh... that's hard Velvet. I hope they all live for a while longer.
Hibye Blake.
(If there's one thing my grandfather taught me before he passed away, it's that you cannot spend your time worrying about someone's health, and just enjoy your time with them while they're healthy- or healthy enough. Otherwise you merely become paralyzed by fear.)
Must dash, may return.
Any old.
Camel juice as in the liquid from pounded camels. The rest is made into camel cakes.
(Thanks, two of my grandparent live in Ireland and I haven't seen them in ages, I just hope I will soon. But anyway, how is everyone?)
(Thanks Trip, bye!)
Goodbye Trip.
I'm fine, thanks. How are you?
(I'm tired... No clue why!)
(Do you think anyone has ever legally changed their given name to their taken name?)
(I want to... Hi Sil!)
Hello Silente, I'm not sure.
How are you?
(Not enough stories for one of my favourite ships.
Just not enough. :c)
(It bugs me so much when I can't find any more good Valduggerys...)
(Far less than Valduggery.
I found one good story. That's it. And it's unfinished.)
@Jai Yes. My friend Georgia Pegg changed her name to Hayley Marriott.
(*Distant, going home to read that fanfic I mentioned*)
(It'd be quite bizzar, meeting someone who had..I think it'd be nice. Someone who's name suited them exactly, who could say they'd taken a name and were proud of it. And who could meet Derek, head held high, and thank him.)
(Okay Tia!
I think it's quite cute Sil!)
(I want to change my name tbh
Distant because putting phone away ice on road and frostbite fingers)
(Okay Tia, stay safe! *hugs*)
(@Velv please, call me Jai.)
Uh
If Tia and Tanya have a child, is it still incest?
(@Kas yes. They're related to so its incest.)
(Okay Jai! If you want you can call me Seirsha... That goes for anyone!)
(But, like, no sex.)
(No sex? So like adoption?
Seirsha..that's a really nice name. Reminds me of fire for some reason. Very red.)
(Like Tanya missing her dead sister Tia so much that she uses her DNA mixed with some of her own DNA to make a robot/human hybrid who is technically kinda of their daughter.)
((Rotia))
(If it uses both their DNA and no one else's, it's incest.)
(Thanks Jai, it's not exactly my real name but I hate my real name so everyone calls me Seirsha. Tia is the only one in Blogland who knows my real name but that's only because I accidentally emailed him with the wrong email and if Tia tells anyone I will brutally murder him... *smiles sweetly*)
(Also, Seirsha is an alternative to my name, as Bill is conected to Will. Plus no one can pronounce my name correctly. But actually when I went to a book signing for LSODM Derek pronounced it right first time without me telling him and I was like "YAAAAAAAY" although I don't know why I was sunrises because my name is irish and Derek is irish so...)
(You'd have to be careful. Like, if you have a kid with one of your siblings, the kid is much more likely to have health problems and stuff. Them being teins, it probably worsens it. So it would probably depend on how MUCH of the kid was robot.
Also, I ethically disagree eith this decision. To create a kid to replace a friend is harshly unfair to the kid, imo; you're going to constantly be expecting them to be someone they're not. They deserve to be loved in their own right, not as an imperfect copy of someone else. So if I could speak directly to Tanya, I would advise against it.)
I don't know why you were sunrises either. :S
@Star Incest robot?
(Brutally murdered, huh?)
*twins
*with
(Whoops, think I meant surprised... And yes, I will slice you to pieces and watch your entrails slip on the floor...)
(@Star In case you haven't noticed, humans don't do ethical things. They nuke innocent civilians when it benefits them.
Furthermore, Tanya isn't exactly the most sane person here.
And thirdly, the Rotia will be... is different.)
(I am here my darlings)
(Hi Inky!)
(Velllll!!!!!)
@Tia: I know. But just because we nuke people, does that make murder okay?
And I know. I'm not having a go at you-the-author. :)
Cool. :) Sounds interesting.
Hi Inky. :( :)
*:) :)
Sorry. XD
(*runs to Inky in slo motion, dramatic music playing in the background*)
(hey Star!
*does the same to Vel*)
(Do you hear your heart beat, beat, beat in your chest
Do you see your knives stab, stab, stabbing despite my best
Intentions, you're crumbling down
And you're taking me on a ride
But you wake up in time.)
(*music cuts out as Velvet falls over*)
(hey Sil!
Vel! are you quite alright?)
(*jumps up* Yup! I'm good! *hugs Inky*)
(*huggles*)
(Hi. Sorry. Stuff. Words.
Cant save 'em all,
That's what you say.
Watch me I cried,
And by God have I tried.
But now I'm starting to see.
I'm not giving up on you,
Just giving up on me.)
(*huggles Sil*)
(*huggles Inky*
*mumbles into her shoulder*)
(whats wrong bach?)
(How are you? It's been ages! I was busy on Christmas and at family on Boxing Day and busy on 27th and away up till today and had no wifi and tomorrow I'm away again but I have wifi but I will probably be busy!)
(Email.)
(Im alright thanks
saw night at the museum 3 today
kay Sil)
(Is it good?
*hugs Jai even though I have no clue what's wrong*)
(*tries to read to distract herself*
"First the colours.
Then the humans.
That's usually how I see things.
Or at least, how I try
HERE IS A SMALL FACT
You are going to die"
Well then. That's..*sighs*)
(What happened Jai? *is confused*)
(its hilarious)
(@Velvet a small girl made a big choice and doesn't like the consequences.)
(Well that's a bit mean Chloe...)
(Okay Jai, is there anything I can help with?)
(the film was!)
(Oh! Whoops... Sorry...)
(im mean but not that mean)
(Yeah, okay, my bad... *cringes and scuttles into a corner*)
(its okay Vel)
(*eats cake and looks at Inky*)
(msd cause food)
(Okay Inky!)
(Hello.)
(Hello Soph!)
(Hello, Velvet.)
(Hey Soph.)
(back!)
(Hello, Silente. *hugs her tightly* Where did we get to with the roleplay?)
(Hello again Chlo!)
(*hugs tightly back*
"Liliana: I am the daughter of the goddess of death. I am hardly going to be capable of healing myself. And I ran out of the healing liquid I used on you.
Bethany: I could heal it without a scar..")
*nods at Beth*
Okay. Go ahead..
Bethany: *she steps forward and places her hand over Liliana's wound, which begins to shine with a white glow before it closes shut*
Liliana: Thank you. Although that hardly fixes the problem of my dress being torn.
*rolls eyes*
I'm sure a seamstress like you can fix up a tear like that. Plus, you have loads of dresses.
Liliana: A seamstress? Do I look like I will be able to fix this?
If the answer is "yes", then you are correct.
*tilts her head at Bethany* It is good to see you without you being dead.
*takes Beth's hand again, squeezing it gently*
Isn't it just..
*smiles lovingly at her*
Bethany: *smiles and squeezes her hand too, hugging her tightly*
Liliana: How very adorable.
*hugs her tightly back and pokes her tongue out at Lil*
Dont be spiteful.
Liliana: I am being spiteful now?
*smiles*
Yep.
*presses against Beth*
Shall we go home now?
Bethany: It's up to you. *smiles*
Liliana: If you haven't noticed, we have not seen one another in a long time. Why are you so eager to run away?
*raises an eyebrow at Lil*
No reason. I'm just under the impression you prefer your own company.
Liliana: And what, exactly, given previous events, has led you to come to that conclusion?
*appears in a puff of pure awesomeness*
I'm here my friends! *braces for the potential glomp*
*shrugs*
Just stuff. Would you rather we stay?
(Rhosssssssssssssssssss *glomps*)
(Hey Rhos)
Liliana: Of course I would. You know I am very... hospitable.
Chloeeeeeeeeeee *accepts glomping and holds you in a huggle*
How art thou? )
(Hey Jai, how art thou?)
(*huggles* im good...you?)
(Back from poofing, blame it on my brother...)
Hospitable..interesting choice of words..
(I am sleepy*)
(brothers... *rolls eyes*)
(*snuggles* I'm pretty dandy thank you *smiles* and that's good how you're feeling good *nods* )
(well go to sleep earlier tonight Jai...)
(Welcome back and hello Vel, how be you?)
(@Rhos yes. Because THAT'LL happen..)
Liliana: A very true choice of words.
Bethany: That depends...
*gently kisses Beth*
Do you want to stay a bit?
(this is just so I can get back to the page... Because I accidentally lost it.... I'm such a numpty )
(*hits Sil over the head* thatll make her sleep)
(Ow!
*rubs head*
That hurt.)
(I know you are sweety_)
(I'm sick, tired and pissed off... So nothing different than the usual...)
(that was at rhos
Sil...SLEEP)
(*huggles Vel* tell big sister chloe all about it)
(No! Role playing! Talking! Emailing!)
(Hey! )
(yes Jai, it will happen, *nods* and i agree with Chloe's tactic )
Bethany: *kisses her back* That's up to you, too. I don't mind either way. *smiles*
(*grins at Rhos*
everything can wait...)
*smiles and kisses the tip of her nose*
I soppose we could stay for dinner..
(Went downstairs and asked what dinner is, roast... I hate roast and my parents know that... Yet they continue to make it! I asked if I could have spag bol remains from last night and apparently it would be unfair on my brother. Then I had to unload the dishwasher because my brother was too busy crying over a fake sprained finger. So I started and then he came in and I asked if he was helping. He shouted at me and said he was busy and begun to put his shoes on. My dad came in and told me he was going down the road to deliver a parcel when he could either go by himself and my brother could help me, or take me instead and my brother could do the dishes. I eventually finished and they hadn't even left so they could have helped me. Then my mum walked in and thanked my brother for doing the dishwasher when it was me, all by myself...)
*glares at Chloe* )
(poor Vel... my brother doesn't even have any chores...my parents reckon he is too young to tidy his room so me and my sis have to do t)
Bethany: Okay. *smiles* Let's stay.
Liliana: Oh, good. I will prepare a meal for us.
(*hugs Inky* It sucks...)
(whats wrong Rhossie pie?)
(*huggles Vel* it does...having a younger brother...)
Okay.. try not to kill anyone
There may or may not be a mysterious individual present in this comment section sometime reasonably near to the present. I'm saying this because when such an individual comes, I would appreciate if you would forgo all fuss and bother about it and pretend to be unaware that the aforementioned individual is, in fact, me.
(Yeah... *sighs*)
(Rosalind, how will we know it's you and not a new person?)
Liliana: Bethany is a vegetarian. I will hardly put human meat into a stew like I did for you previously. *walks off to the kitchen*
Bethany: ... You... ate human flesh?
(hey Rosa!)
(Okay Rosalind)
(you think I'm a numpty!.... And Rhossie pie.... Really?)
(Vel, I would offer advice but I don't have brother, so I can't.... (I have 3 sisters....)
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