(I'm not exactly sure WHERE this image came from. Andrew, from my agent's office, sent this to me this morning. Haven't a clue where he found it, but it is AWESOME.)
Hullo there.
It's my 38th birthday.
First of all, thank you for all the birthday wishes I've been reading online. You care, you really care... sniffle... It almost made up for the fact that I will have no birthday cake today, and I have no one to sing me happy birthday. But that's fine. That's okay. I was woken up this morning by a birthday text, which would have started my day off with a smile were it not for the fact that the text was from O2, my phone provider...
Even so, thank you, O2. It's nice to know you care.
Before you feel TOO sorry for me, I celebrated my birthday last Saturday, when we combined it with a Halloween party because three of my nieces will be down the country on Halloween night. So, y'know... my birthday was hijacked by three princesses and a pirate. But that's fine.
So, what did I GET for my birthday? I shall tell you. I got a remote controlled toy car! From my brother and sisters! They got me a remote controlled toy car! Yes! They did! For no reason! For no reason I can possibly comprehend, they got me a remote controlled toy car! Thank you, brother and sisters! Just what I've always wanted but could never put into words! Joy of joys!
So, after picking myself up from the floor, it was my mother's turn to give me the present from my folks. It was a shirt! A shirt! A blue shirt! But not just any kind of blue shirt! A blue denim shirt! DENIM! The most awesome material you could possibly make a shirt FROM! A blue denim shirt!
Truly, I am blessed. It's not like when their birthdays come around I buy them computers or TVs or designer handbags. Nope. That's not what happens at all.
So you wait, my family! You just wait till your birthdays roll around again! You cannot BEGIN to guess what WONDER of a present I shall be buying you!
Joy of joys!
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I want to go to Ireland
I'm going for my birthday, Kal :D
wbd
Me too... He said a few months back that if I went to Ireland in April he'd meet up with me, so I really hope he will!
Wow! A personal meeting with Derek...
I have presents for him :D
I hope you get to meet him, Val! :3
I will, trust me! And I will video tape it!
And I REALLY hope I meet him too!
Val you gotta Skype me xD
Haha, if I can I will XD
Omg that'd be EPIC to be on Skype...and you talking to Derek, i would like hugging you if i could
Poor Derek mass Skype call of the Ameriminions xD
WAIT!!!!
Its OTOA day....
We'd all be excited....i'd get to talk to him...
*waved*
DEREK COME TALK
DEREK!!
I need your help!!!
And dont tell me im not the Grand Mage. I will have a break down. It WILL be scary.
So, please come talk take like 10 minutes of your time to talk.
:( PLEASE DEREK!!
ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO SAY NO TO OUR CUTE MINION-NESS?
COME ON, MASTER DEREK!
I love being an admin of things.
Especially Facebook pages! Everyone is so nice! <3
We are cute :)
*smiles innocently*
im innocent i never would be mean!
Grand Mage, can I have a job for the American Sanctuary?
And what would you like? Ill tell you if you can
Kal: Pirate101?
I love Marina and the Diamonds.
I HAVE HOLLYWOOD IN MY HEAD<3
What jobs are taken?
Uhm....I have Administrator and Prime Detective taken and I have 2 Elders on the Council with me
Can I be the person who writes documents and such and gives it to you to sign?
DEREK!!!!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!! VERY, VERY, VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!
Please tell me: is it true?! Are you really coming to the Lit Cologne??
That would be soo awesome!!!!
I'm going to order the tickets as soon as possible if you are coming so pleeeaaaaseeee...!! :)
Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Hmmm i dunno if there IS such thing...
I can write treaties and things like that.
Kal go for it xD
Would treaties be my job?? You could be my epic secratery
Yes!
I'll do the things you don't want to do for you, like make tea and surf the internet for boring things and read journals you don't want to read and write things so your hand doesnt cramp.
There we go! Except I guess i actually gotta finish reading the Elder's Journals....yuup
Or I read them and tell you the important details.
Is it official? Am I your epic secretary?
You are offcially my epic secratery and as for the journals only the Elders are to read them...or know any info...ahemRavelWhoCantFollowRules
Coolio.
Where is everyone??? Whom ate them?????
*sighs and pets Derek-lizard*
lizard want food??
*feeds Derek-lizard whatever Derek-lizards eat*
I'm here still.
I knows but we...aloooone
MY INTERNET MESSED UP. D: :'(
Luciana is here. Hello. Sorry about your Internet.
HI LUCE!!!!
HI ZAF!
Hello, SPDirectioner! I REALLY WANT TO CALL YOU POWER RANGER BECAUSE OF SPD - SPACE PATROL DELTA.
POWER RANGERS SPD, POWER RANGERS TO THE RESCUE...
...
*smiles*
Can I call you Luka? There's a son about some girl named Luka. Lucian is the long name for Luke and Luciana Has an a on the end, so... Luka.
Lol
*runs in triangles*
Uhm, ok.
That's definitely a new one. ^.^
Cool, Luka.
Kali is it Pirate101? I made a char there
The song goes along something like this...
My name is Luka,
I live on the second floor,
(I don't know this part)
I think you've seen me before...
That's the first four lines for ya.
It's a good song.
Has anyone heard Just Like A Pill, by P!nk? It's a fairly old song, but...
I always listen to it when I'm in this sort of mood...
I'm watching Doctor Who. Second season, first episode. The new doctor is freaking me out. He's cute. Rose's mom is hilarious along with the doctor.
Zaf, the Derek-lizard likes cheddar cheese and likes Coke.
David Tennant is most definitely cute, SPD :D
Yup. I completely agree.
First time. I don't mind being calle SPD.
I love DW and SP and TMI and 1D
Hehhehhe
1st?
I dedicate this to Billie Piper, David Tennant, Derek Landy, my Granma, and Cassie Clare.
And now, I must go.
Bye, SPD!
Bye SPD
I just watched the first episode of the original Doctor Who... It's hilarious XD
Hey people!:D did anyone enter that competition on Inis magazine??? I need to know!!
Gahhh! everyone's gone:( I'm all by my only self:'(
Wish You Were Here... <3
I'M GOING TO TRY TO LEARN TO PLAY SOME PINK FLOYD NOW. THIS WILL BE FUNNY
Oh hey guys:D *hugs everyone*
Oh all right cause they were meant to be announcing winners today but theres been nothing yet.
Hey Kallista *hugs* Hey Luciana *hugs* Hey Panda *hugs* Your name is so cute!
Exhausted after today, but I'm really happy! *yay* And I've just finished watching Merlin, because I was out yesterday evening and I'm really busy this half-term, but I'm trying to get on blogland, because me likes talking to you people and I'm still fangirling over Merlin.
How are you?
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY FROM MAR, PER USUAL.
:I Mreheheheh
D'aww thanks *hugs back*
ooohh I love Merlin, haven't had a chance to watch it in ages though. Good good how are you?:)
Hey Mar, I don't believe we've met? *Hugs*
Hey Mar! I haven't met you before but *hugs*
Omg, I just refreshed the page and Panda has just written something freakingly similar to me :O
Kallista, Merlin is amazing! My friend's trying to get me to watch Downton Abbey, so I need to sit down and watch that.
Panda, I'm tired, but really happy, because I've had such an awesome day!
Yeah and I need to watch the Avengers movie, because apparently it's really good.
Omg, for our music course, each group can write a course diary and I just wrote in capital letters 'DEREK LANDY AND THE MINIONS ARE AWESOME' and then my friend was like who's Derek Landy and I'm just like
.....................................................
Page ded to David... Nice. *raises chalice*
Oh. I'm only here to ask a question to Zaf- OTOA? Wasn't that today??/
OH. and please don't say hi and wreak havoc. I'm just here for Zaf, then I'm off to rewrite xD
*cough*
*cough*
ah.. I'm.. aaaHHH s- CHOO!!sick.
COOKIES!
Is it even possible to fangirl over cookies? Because I'm managing it so well..
Chomps away happily.
Cookie anyone?
Byebye Kallista, me likes these cookies:)
*laughs at Thrust*
Screw it, Zaf isn't here. LOL
Hey Thrust!
:( Hope you get better soon!
SORRY FOR BEING SO DISTANT.
Hello/bye, anyone that came/left!
Luciana! *hugs*
You watch Merlin, don't you?
...Yes...
Hullo Luceee xD
And aww fine. *hands Thrust a skulcake* there you go. It's definitely not filled with cyanide.
Oh, I give up. I has to write this stupid thing *punches computer*
Stupid, stupid, stupid... Okay, I really have to go, I'm only six pages in. I'll probably stalk i the shadows for a bit more, and then it's off to parent prom. Yay.
bye yall
Ah, yeah, do you think Mordred is evil? Or good? Because it's really confusing me and I just want to throw my head at some wall, even though I'd probably have to cut my head off to do that...
Bye Adrasdos!
I havent seen the new merlin.
Or Two and a half men. My mum is so frigging annoying.
Bitch deleted TAAHM twice -.-
Hello!
Hey Flame! If you're still here!
I've only watched 2.5 episodes of Doctor Who and I can't anymore for the rest of the weekend. Damn sisters because mine watched her kid show that is on level with Dora (actually, Dora is better, and my sister is ten) all weekend and now I'm being dragged down with her.
Actually, I've only watched two.
Hey Val.
I'm really tiredddddd. D:
Stooshe <3
*laughs*
Oh my god, Aussies are so funny! Omg.
I love Skuttlebugs. XD
You shall die!
How?
You'll be dead!
From?
You'll be dead!
Dead from what?
Hm... Dead from death! Yes! Death!
Hello?
You shall die!
How?
You'll be dead!
From?
You'll be dead!
Dead from what?
Hm... Dead from death! Yes! Death!
Cal! XD
Hey! How are you?
Omgg.
I thought he was using a baguette as a weapon then. *facepalm*
...
*laughs*
Oh my Golden God, why am I so hyper, today? XD
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaacccccck!
*skips into Blogland*
noooo school
this film is so not funny.
I want gummy bears...
GUMMY BEARRRRRSSSSSS! XD
No one believes I'm feeling terrible.
I somehow managed not to do much today, though, so I guess it's fine.
NO SCHOOL?!?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaYYYYyyy
Oh wait......
different country.
Sorry xD i get off for the hurricane xD
*skips around*
Derek i get to pester you more!!!!
All we get is rain..
YAY!
Back cover of pb KOTW finished.
I feel a little awkward having just bought it a few hours ago.
Wbd, re-reading HG. :3
Link to KOTW PB?
None, heh, it's just done. Percival announced it.
And apparently it kicks ass.
I had to turn the light off. :(
Bleurgh.
Hmm... Csgd, if Paul is online:3
Guess Derek'll post about it tomorrow. Or tonight if he's up for it. Im off school tomorrow so this'll be fun
I'm going, now.
I'm tired and bored... And the only people I would stay up all night for won't be online until 6am at the earliest...
Night, all. X
Hi!?
*cries* I just killed off my favourite character that I have ever written...I'm so sad!
No.. He won't it has to be ready to be published.
It's like when he tells you he finishes a book, you can't see it yet for a very long while from then.
That's sad, kes. :(
*slaps self*
stupid cold!
I meant to say that's awesome.
You know... cuz the more awesome characters you kill the more you're like derek... Right?
Night Luc!
Oh my God, that's hilarious, Thrust XD
Thrust, not really...
The only character he killed off in the first one was Gordon(but he doesn't really count) and Serpine. And the canry Car of course.
Yes, but in the OTHER books? Oh, he killed lots.
Ah, but I'm only on the first book, and I made myself cry. That can't be good.
**Canary Car
Oh yeah meh my head not in it today....
Derek im begging you this curiosity hurting me! Did yiu recieve a letter from me and 2 Ameriminions??? I shall bug you til you answer! I vow
Huh. That does seem upsetting...
I only have two awesome characters that I actually care about, and they're the main characters, so I can't kill them off. For a while, at least.
Hey, is Cimmerian Cantrip a cool name for a magical guy who is supposedly dead?
Yes, besides the fact that Cantrip sounds like can trip.
Actually, one of the main characters is already dead... Oh well. Ivy can live with being dead.
*thinks*
That was ironic.
More paradoxical and oxymoronic than anything.
That's what I was thinking.
Ivy's probably just gonna call him "Centurion Catnip" and get shouted at about it.
Zaf is definetly a fighter if she's threatened she'll fight. But if she's forced to be moved she does but is very anxious
he tried to kill off Tanith, but publisher wouldn't let him.
Nope. SHE wanted her to turn evil. So that's your latter aproach. If you don't wanna kill someone yet... send in some evil slices of darkness and you've got even hooked-er fans!
Oh! Then yeah, it's cool.
Sorry about that, was transitioning from computer to iPod.
Thrust, yes and Derek's compromise was that he got to torture in every single book. She'll probably be the first one to go in Book 9
haha.
Maybe she'll live.
In a scapgracy sorta way.
That would be worse. Wait, did you finally get KotW?
Tanith gonna go in book 9 i know it. Rather her then me.
Actually i hope she kills Sanguine and then someone kills her for killing Sanguine, my life be completed
I want her to live. Not so sure about Sanguine. Am I the only one who thinks she's cooler as a Remnant?
I think that Valkyrie is going to fight possessed Tanith, and then Tanith will do something to threaten Val's life and turn her to Darquesse, and right as Darquesse is about to kill Tanith, Tanith will turn normal right at the last second but it'll be too late.
Makes sense. Its pretty likely, actually. But something would have to be preventing Skulduggery/Vile from helping her
*stopping, not helping
How long does it usually take before we're allowed to talk about the newest book freely?
Eh what a month ago almost 2 it came out? Soon Derek can stop us much longer its bound to just casually come out but we might hafta add spoiler warnings
Oh, ok... Because we can discuss Vile and all.
I domt see Derek complaing and if he dies oh well its not like we really want to keep it bottled up much longer it seems most Bloglandians read KOTW
Eh i might wanna stop being mean, one day Derek gonna get revenge
CRAP!!!!!!!!
He can get revenge its nearly Halloween....now i knowwhy he silent xD
*facepad*
i didn't get KOTW yet. ordered it today.
Before I read anything above this comment, can you warn me of anything?
What? *is confused*
Oh yeah! I might be going to Canada this summer! Toronto! And I have quite a few online friendsies in Canada!
Thrust, warn you of what?
Spoilers
Thrust i make it clear i'd be like FOR EXAMPLE ****SPOILER****
I would go
!!!!!!!SPOILER ALERTS!!!!!
Whatever the spoiler is
!!!!!!SPOILER OVER!!!!!
Hey guys
Yeah so its obvious
Like i said RULES ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED THEM
*hangs from tree*
plus the Golden God is (hopefully) asleep....the odds of him flipping...next to nothing
I haven't been on in like two weeks.
I've mostly been on minecraft and youtube (watching minecraft videos)
I'm in Montreal.
Hi Eden!
How be-eth you?
Hey Thrust, Zaf and Kessie.
Thrust, I'm sorry, this is probably a really stupid question, but is that near Toronto?
I be eth as right as an angle.
Grand really, going to horse races 2morrow.
Im home due to Hurricane Samdy
Coolio. As right as which type of angle?
Kessie it's a fair distance away.
A 90 degree angle to be exact.
Zaf, I had a half-day on Thursday and no school on Friday because of it.
I AM SOO ADDICTED TO MINECRAFT IT'S UNBELIEVEABLE!
Damn. I want to meet Thrust and a friend from Wattpad...
Well I have no school anyway for a week because of mid term break and Halloween.
We don't get midterm OR time off for Halloween.
If by near you mean like four to seven hours away... Yup!
We don't either Kes!
We do.
* jumps around with púca, caileach and creatlach*
*feels slightly less jealous of Eden*
Thrust, damn! It wouldve been really cool to meet up.
Oh sorry, we had a few Irish tests over the week.
The words are wired in my brain.
*ghost, witch and skeleton.
I HATE IRISH !!!!!!
It is so pointless.
No it isnt Eden its your heritage im part Irish i'd love to learn Irish
Well... I know one phrase in Irish.
Cu Na Geilai Dubhe (I think that's what it is. Might be a letter off.)
It sounds nice when your talking but it's an exam subject and its non optional the whole way through secondary school.
You only use it to be a teacher a guard or a career in politics.
Creim only word i know THANKS DEREK :)
Yep your actually two off I think.
This is how I think it's supposed to be spelled.
Cù na gailaí duibhe.
Eden, still Spanish is exam subject! Be glad you are taught Irish in America we arent taught any but English its optional but you know English and Irish which is something you might use, look at Derek he's an author and he used Irish in Mortal Coil and Playing With Fire
Okay.
It's okay in that the songs sound really cool in Irish.
I wish I could speak Irish... That'd be SO COOL.
My soon-to-be step grandma is from Ireland, and she can speak a little, so every time I see her she tries to teach me a little.
Coolio.
*whistles the Girl From Ipanema*
Kes, you just got that song in my head...
Spanish is the third most spoken language in the world.
Tá duiní ag cainteach spáinís ina chònaí in aici le Meiricaá.
*hums The House on Shady Lane, since I can't whistle*
Sorry *Meiricá.
That means people who speak Spanish live next to America. E.g. Mexico, Cuba.
Yo hablo español porque yo enseño gaelic.
Think i conjugated Ensañar right
I can't whistle either. *attempts to sing Enough*
I speak Spanish instead of Irish?
I wish my school taught Spanish.
It only teaches French or German.
It would be really handy because we go to Spain a lot.
Salve, amicus Kestrel. Quo nomeni?
Lain! I think that says 'Hello friends of Kestrel. What is your name' But I could be wrong. I'm awful at Latin.
* hums ò rò sè do bheatha abhaile*
Oooh damn messed that setnece up xD
It might be Salvete...*muses*
Okay, what does it mean?
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