Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Happy Birthday to Meeeee


(I'm not exactly sure WHERE this image came from. Andrew, from my agent's office, sent this to me this morning. Haven't a clue where he found it, but it is AWESOME.)


Hullo there.

It's my 38th birthday.

First of all, thank you for all the birthday wishes I've been reading online. You care, you really care... sniffle... It almost made up for the fact that I will have no birthday cake today, and I have no one to sing me happy birthday. But that's fine. That's okay. I was woken up this morning by a birthday text, which would have started my day off with a smile were it not for the fact that the text was from O2, my phone provider...

Even so, thank you, O2. It's nice to know you care.

Before you feel TOO sorry for me, I celebrated my birthday last Saturday, when we combined it with a Halloween party because three of my nieces will be down the country on Halloween night. So, y'know... my birthday was hijacked by three princesses and a pirate. But that's fine.

So, what did I GET for my birthday? I shall tell you. I got a remote controlled toy car! From my brother and sisters! They got me a remote controlled toy car! Yes! They did! For no reason! For no reason I can possibly comprehend, they got me a remote controlled toy car! Thank you, brother and sisters! Just what I've always wanted but could never put into words! Joy of joys!

So, after picking myself up from the floor, it was my mother's turn to give me the present from my folks. It was a shirt! A shirt! A blue shirt! But not just any kind of blue shirt! A blue denim shirt! DENIM! The most awesome material you could possibly make a shirt FROM! A blue denim shirt!

Truly, I am blessed. It's not like when their birthdays come around I buy them computers or TVs or designer handbags. Nope. That's not what happens at all.

So you wait, my family! You just wait till your birthdays roll around again! You cannot BEGIN to guess what WONDER of a present I shall be buying you!

Joy of joys!


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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOEq-ImGWJ0&feature=related


This is how Derek sees Blogland.

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Aww, I cant watch it on my phone...:( fine, be that way, phone:(

NOM Ominous said...

I was writing, now I have to go...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*frowns* I just realised that I'm still in this dress...

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Haha
Bye Thrust! If you are going.....

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Not that I'm aware.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/2012/10/and-then-valkyrie-v-was-wearing-dress.html


There's a picture of me in my costume there :3

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I can't post a comment on your blog because it kept freezing and my phone refused to type so I'll post it here.

Cool dress. Did you post the picture with your sisters with or without their permission? How did China feel about dancing with an armless drunk skeleton? Sorry, armless drunk supernatural Skulduggery skeleton detective that was wearing and invisable tux?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Thanks about the dress, I don't really need their permission since I've posted pictures with them before, China thought it was hilarious, and it was weird for everyone that he was naked. We put a coat on him at some point.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Humph. There needs to be a scene on SP where Skulduggery is caught wearing no clothing, then another character could see through his rib cage and look at how the pouch inside him works.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

My friend and I walked down this trail thin for this fundraiser. It was fun. I kept making smart remarks and she tried to shut me up because it was 'rude' even though the guide told us to enter act with the people and not act like an audience. It was fun. There were these skeleton pirates and I asked if they knew a skeleton called Skulduggery Pleasant. And there was this witch with a skull and I asked if that was the head of SP. Then she said his name was Errol. There was also this other witch who had this haunted looking assitant and I asked if I could borrow him-he looked cute.
I must go. Have a good night.

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

I just posted a comment, Val:)
And, SPDirectioner, judging by your name, your a One Direction fan as well??
By the way, Hey!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Haha, that sounds fun, SPD. Goodnight!


And I saw it, Fire. Thanks about the dress! :D

Star Inkbright said...

HI PEOPLE!

And why am I up at six? BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE SEVEN! :) Yay for clocks going back!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Hey Star!!!
And goodnight Directioner:)
Your welcome, Val:)

Star Inkbright said...

Come on, bring
Don't sing it
Better believe it . . .

Broken down till your hope has died
Beat down till victory is mine
Stand up and show me some pride
And now, are you ready . . .

I'm one with the warrior inside
My dominance can't be denied
Your entire world will turn into a battlefield tonight
As I look upon you
Through the warrior's eyes, now
I can see the fear that will ensure my victory this time

Star Inkbright said...

HI FIRE!

Star Inkbright said...

WHY IT SO QUIET????

Look, I have an extra hour. I may as well spend it talking.

OR SHOUTING!!!

or whispering.

Or talking. Wait, did I say that one already?

NEVER MIND!!!! Right, where was I?

. . . Uhm, yes, extra hour. Yay!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*drops people off cliffs*

Hello, fellow dead person!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Haha Star... And is the five dead people zombies, Val?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

And I'll be very very quiet, and I mean very quiet because I'm going to be reading/ posting up stories on Wattpad!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*shrugs*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*thinks*


You know, I should probably write chapter three...

Star Inkbright said...

I died yesterday. :P

Zath killed me off in BFB and I didn't stop going on about being dead all yesterday.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ink, we're dead buddies! *high fives dead buddy*

Star Inkbright said...

*hi-fives* YAY! I love being dead. I can say it gives me priority over the living.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Being dead is fun. *nods*

Star Inkbright said...

I KNOWWWWW.

The only downside is that I'm no longer in BFB, but I was the main character for a chapter, PLUS I DIED AND IT WAS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS, so I can definately live with that. :)

Well, not LIVE with it, but whatever.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hahahaha XD


I've been dead since I created my character...

Star Inkbright said...

You've been dead for ages. :(

Star Inkbright said...

I haven't even been dead for twenty-four hours yet.

Star Inkbright said...

BUBBLES.

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Um, can you guys check out my book cover if you can? I really don't know if its good and I need help! Please? Thanks:)

http://twitter.com/StephieLUV1D/status/262453090731585536/photo/1

Star Inkbright said...

That looks AWESOME. :)

Star Inkbright said...

Plus I found how how to follow links on my new browser. :)

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Thank you Star! Do you have a twitter account?

Star Inkbright said...

No. Sorry. My mum does, though.

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

No probs:)

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Brb

Star Inkbright said...

*is reading the Gnommish at thd bottom of Artemis Fowl and the Eternitt Code (I taught myself Gnommish ages ago. I'm anazed to find I still remember it really easily. My code I made up takes me much longer to puzzle out, but I suppose I've read more Gnommish)* OMGG the fairies' suits of cards for this card game are acorns, toads, splats (apparentlt based on what a stinkworm would look like if stepped on by a troll) and bottoms??? What the hell???

I was surprised to find that the new editions of The Artic Incident and The Eternity Code had different coded messages to the old versions. I was reading the new code of The Arctic Incident yesterday and it was all about stinkworms and the fact that they were covered in ears and it was their earwax which made them so tasty. :/

I repeat: What the hell, Colfer???

Star Inkbright said...

*the

*Eternity

*amazed

*apparently

Star Inkbright said...

Okay, now, "Historians tell us that the curved W shapes that represent bottoms are actually supposed to reoresent waves, but gamblers prefer to call them bottoms and now the name has stuck."

Star Inkbright said...

*represent

Star Inkbright said...

My brother would find one particular suit of cards in Bottoms Up hilarious, I'm sure.

Star Inkbright said...

Ooh, and there's a hologrammed wild cards. Trust the fairies to sneak something high-tech into their card games. Wonder what they used before holograms? Ordinary cards, I guess. In FACT, why can't they just use ordinary cards NOW? I mean, we use ordinary cards for our wild cards in Kan-You-Go and Uno. We manage, and we're only stupid humans. They're smart fairies, I'm sure they're survive without a hologram. But, oh no, they have to be high-tech.

Star Inkbright said...

HI LUSCATHIO!

Fairies are odd.

Luciana said...

Wbd, going through SP and picking out memorable quotes.

Then it'll be PWF.

Then TFO.

Then DD.

Then MC.

Then DB.

Then TEOTW.

Then KotW.

^.^

Star Inkbright said...

Actually, Eoin Colfer invented them, which makes him odder.

Star Inkbright said...

*smiles* It'll take you a while.

Star Inkbright said...

Bbs, breakfast.

Luciana said...

IT'LL BE WORTH IT, THOUGH.

LOKI DOKI, STAR! :3

Drew O'Connor said...

It is too damn early and I am in a different world lol

Star Inkbright said...

Back!

Star Inkbright said...

The clocks went back, of course it's too early. HI EM!

Drew O'Connor said...

I don't mind early mornings but when it's an early state of morning that I feel like I'm in a different planet maybe I should be worried...

OH Maybe I shunted!!??

Luciana said...

Wb, Star!

Hello, Em.

I have...*looks at notepad* two quotes...

Star Inkbright said...

BUBBLES.

Saying BUBBLES randomly whilst at school with my friends does actually generate conversation, which it what I intend it to do . . . Usually the conversation that starts is about why I randomly say BUBBLES, but hey, it's still conversation. Better than awkward silence.

Luciana said...

"I could be some ghastly hallucination, a figment of my imagination."

Luciana said...

Em, I'm sorry about what I said last night.

I've been a bit of a b*tch to everybody...

What I said was inexcusable. Even though I know it isn't enough - I'm sorry.

Star Inkbright said...

DEREK DEREK DEREK!!!!!!!!

I should have said this before, but: YOU KNOW THAT RANDOM MILKMAN IN MORTAL COIL????? WELL, YOU KNOW HE HAS HIS MILK IN PLASTIC BOTTLES AND HE'S SAD ABOUT IT??? Well, WE have our milk delivered by a milkman, and WE get it in proper glass bottles. Not sure why we don't just buy it from the shops. Maybe it's too much bother. Maybe something to do with it being proper milk with cream on top. Not that I like cream, especially when from the top of a milk bottle, but you can often avoid getting cream all over your breakfast by shaking the bottle before you open it, or even better, getting someone else to use the new bottle before you do so they have to deal with the cream. A downside of getting proper glass bottles is that they come with foil on the top, and once you've taken the foil off you can't properly close the bottle again. However, glass bottles are more enviromentally friendly because when you've used all the milk in the bottle you wash the bottle out and put it back on the doorstep, and when the milkman next comes to deliver milk he takes the old bottles away and reuses them. PLUS SHOPBOUGHT MILK TASTES WEIRD, IN MY OPINION.

Star Inkbright said...

MR MILKMAN FROM MORTAL COIL (as you can guess, I've forgotton his name) SHOULD COME AND WORK IN THE EAST RIDING OF YORKSHIRE. PROPER GLASS BOTTLES FOR ALL. :)

Drew O'Connor said...

I understand Lu and I forgive you.

And sorry is always enough for me.

Star Inkbright said...

:)

That's lovely, Em.

Star Inkbright said...

It's ten past seven in the evening in Sydney and Melbourne. Twenty to seven in Adelaide. And ten past five in Perth. Assuming I'm getting my timezones right.

*vaguely wonders if and when any Aussies'll be on*

Luciana said...

*hugs Em* I'm really sorry. :(

I'M REALLY BAD AT FINDING QUOTES. D:

Eve the ROCK said...

It's 7:50 right now, Star. :P

Luciana said...

Hello, Eve! :D

Star Inkbright said...

*points at Eve* AH! AH! AUSSIMINION THERE! REAL LIVE AUSSIMINION!

. . . Oh, right, I already did this yesterday. :P

Eve? GAH. Don't tell me your clocks moved as well.

Star Inkbright said...

Or did I just get it wrong?

OH WELL. I AM DEAD. I DO NOT NEED TO CONCERN MYSELF WITH THE THINGS OF THE LIVING, SUCH AS TIME ZONES.

Star Inkbright said...

*looks at bunnies hopping over the grass* OR BUNNIES. *reaches out with death power and kills all the bunnies*

*bunnies disolve as they were only copys of bunnies that I'd made earlier* Oh, cool.

Eve the ROCK said...

No, our clocks moved ages ago. It's 8:00 and the sun is still setting. :P YOU GOT IT WRONG, ZOMBUMPKIN!

Hey Luce! :DDDDDDDDDDDD

Eve the ROCK said...

The bunny. :'(

Star Inkbright said...

GAH!!!! THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR NOT CONFERING WITH MY MASTER ON A REGULAR BASIS. *bangs head repeating on a copy of a bunny*

Star Inkbright said...

*bunny disolves*
*bunnycopies another one and carries on banging*

Star Inkbright said...

*bunnycopys

Star Inkbright said...

*waves hand and all thebunnies disappear* I AM NOW A COPYBEETLE AND A BEETLECOPIER. I HAVEGROWN TIRED OF BUNNIES. NOT THAT I'M GROWING NOW I'M DEAD, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

On second thoughts, being dead is tiresome. *resurrects self* There. I am now living. :)

(I just thought of staying ungrown for years on end and didn't like it. :P)

Luciana said...

Can anybody think of any quotes from SP? Preferably the first book. Since that's the one I'm searching through, right now. ^.^ but any quote will do, really. XD

Star Inkbright said...

WOO-HOO!!!!! I'M ALIVE! *starts singing I'm Alive by Disturbed*

Star Inkbright said...

Other than 'Doors are for people with no imagination'??? Because that one's obvious.

Ummmm . . .

Star Inkbright said...

Whenever I walk about with untied shoelaces I always think of "An untied shoelace is dangerous. I could have tripped." Which kind of almost has a moral in it, the moral being to always tie your shoelaces up.

Yeah . . . I fail at this. XD

Eve the ROCK said...

Yay, Star's alive!!!

"Magic."

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs*

Star Inkbright said...

IDON'TWANT FIRST.

Star Inkbright said...

ALRIGHT! I'll take first to stop the bloody silence. I'll do deds later when I think of them.

Luciana said...

There's a whole colony of octopus people. XD

Star Inkbright said...

Ooh. Haven't been on a page with one comment with my new browser yet. Looks funny.

Star Inkbright said...

AND I AM ONE OF THEM. :)

Star Inkbright said...

If I read one Artemis Fowl book per day starting two days ago, I'll finish them all before half term ends. :)

Luciana said...

This book makes me grin like a freak...

Oh god...

Why am I grinning this much!?

Star Inkbright said...

Because you are grinning. *nods seriously*

Star Inkbright said...

IT'SSOQUIET.

Star Inkbright said...

MENOLIKEIT.

Star Inkbright said...

ACTUALLY THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT, I HATE IT.

Star Inkbright said...

What did I do to kill boredom in the days before I discovered the blog, I wonder? I don't know and I wouldn't care if it wa'n't as silent as the grave 'ere.

Please. Someone.

Star Inkbright said...

THIS LONLINESS IS KILLING MEEEEEEEEEE!

Eve the ROCK said...

DO NOT BE LONELY! I am writing...a story!

Star Inkbright said...

And it was so Bloglandy yesterday, as well.

OKAY. I SHALL GO ON A QUEST. A QUEST TO SAVE BLOGLAND! The magic stone that kills lonliness is far away from here, but DON'T WORRY! STAR INKBRIGHT IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! *marches off grandly before tripping over shoelace*

*gets up, embarrassed, and scrurries off in the wrong direction*

*realises my mistake, turns round and goes in the right direction, trying to look grand and marching again*

Eve the ROCK said...

While I am distantio, you may converse with my clone. *places Clone in Blogland*

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Eve! *turns round to walk and walks into a branch*

OW! Don't worry, I, uh, meant to do that. I was demonstating the formidableness of my enemies! *whacks tree branch with feature ineffectually for a few minutes*

AND THIS IS, UH, SHOWING YOU THE INVINCABILITY OF MY ENEMIES!!! YES!!! BUT WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS . . . I HAVE THE GREATEST ABILITY OF ALL TO SUPPASS EVERYTHING! WATCH! *runs away grandly* HAH! SEE! MY ENEMY IS TOO SLOW TO KEEP UP WITH ME! I HAVE WON! . . . *has run round in a circle and promptly whacks into tree branch a sevond time* *falls over* ARGH!!! MY ENEMY HAS CAPTURED ME!!! OH NO, THE GREAT STAR INKBRIGHT IS DEAFEATED!!!

. . . I have a sad life. XD

Star Inkbright said...

*feather

Where did feature come from? Too much rockclimbing, I do. I MEAN, THE GREAT STAR INKBRIGHT IS OFTEN FORCED TO DEMONSTATE HER ROCKCLIMBING SKILLS IN ORDER TO ESCAPE HER MANY ENEMIES! *crawls away from tree branch* AND SHE HAS ONCE AGAIN ESCAPED HER ENEMY'S CLUTCHS!! *grabs clone* COME ON, WORTHY COMPANION, WE MUST MAKE OUR WAY TO THE STONE!!! *me and clone run off, keeping well away from the formidable tree branch*

(This really does kill boredom, stupid though it is.)

Star Inkbright said...

*arrives at beach* OH NO! A VAST DESERT LOOMS UP!!! *stumbles over pebble* WITH BOULDERS AS LARGE AS MOUNTAINS!!! WILL STAR INKBRIGHT AND HER WORTHY COMPANION MAKE IT ACCROSS? BUT OF COURSE THEY WILL, BECAUSE THEY HAVE PREPARED FOR THIS AND PACKED SUPPLIES! *takes fruit pastil out of pocket and shows it to non-existant audience*

Eve the ROCK said...

Star, you're insane. XD

But I need some help. You're good with words, and I can't find any. What's a word for something that holds many things. It could be just stuff in general, or a specific thing that it holds. I can do similes. Or whoever they're called. I'm talking about

"A _____ of memories"

Star Inkbright said...

*sits on beach, slices fruit pastil in half with sword, and offers half to the clone*

*mumbles through mouthful of pastil* Swar Inbwight un er worthy panion been here many days, ill dey make it out gain? Ony one way find out . . .

*stands up, takes long drink for bottle of water, and beckons to Worthy Companion* AND THEY'RE OFF AGAIN! SCORCHED BY THE BAKING SUN, DEHYDRATED BY LACK OF WATER, STARVED BY LACK OF FOOD, *stabs on nearby dead mussel* ATTACKED BY DANGEROUS ANIMALS, AND BURDENED BY THE WEIGHT OF RESPONSIBLY, BUT THEY STILL STRUGGLE ON! *points to trees* TO THE FORBIDDEN FOREST!!! Wait, that name's taken. CURSE YOU, J. K. ROWLING!!! ALRIGHT - TO THE FURIOUS FOREST! WHICH IS FURIOUS WITH ME FOR ATTACKING ONE OF IT'S GREAT GUARDIANS!!!! *the tree branch, that was*

*marchs off with clone trailing in my wake*

Star Inkbright said...

*ITS

Star Inkbright said...

AHA! AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER NEEDING TO BE RESCUED FROM THE EVIL CLUTCHES OF NOT KNOWING WORDS! WORTHY COMPANION - ON GUARD!!!

*scretly confers with Eve behind clone's back* Hmm. Let me think. Store is a boring one. Does cache count as one? Ummm . . . *still thinking*

Star Inkbright said...

BANK ACCOUNT! CREDIT CARD! :P I joke, I joke. Or actually, maybe I'm not. Still thinking . . . What does treaury even mean? Because that could possibly be one . . .

*chucks sword to clone* WORTHY COMPANION, OCCUPY THE AUDIENCE WITH YOUR SWORD MOVES WHILE I CONFER WITH THE CITIZEN.

Still thinking . . .

Star Inkbright said...

*treasury

Toolbox. XD

Nah, that implies it holds tools, whether of building varity or not.

ALBUM! Or does that imply viewing the contents of said album?

Treasure trove, though that implies something precious is held within.

STILL THINKING.

Lynxia Lost said...

*jumps in singing Kawaita Sakebi* Morning!!!!! Well, afternoon...

Star Inkbright said...

SIM CARD. XD

Compartment means one of more than one, er, partment. So nope.

*clone stares stupidly at sword, then drop it. Then picks it up and stares at it again. Then wiggles it from side to side with a what-do-I-do-now expression*

FOLDER! Um, table. As in, table of values. No, table of memories dunt sound quite right. Ummm . . .

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Star!! *glomps*

http://bubblesforblood.blogspot.co.uk/
Go looky!!! ^^ Pretty please??

Star Inkbright said...

*drops

AHA! ANOTHER INNOCENT BYSTANDER TO MARVEL IN AWE AT MY ABILITY TO UNDAUTINGLY COMPLETE MY QUEST! *bows to Lynxia*

Clone: *waves sword stupidly at Lynxia*

The Amazing Star Inkbright: *snatchs sword away* NO, NO, YOU IMBECILE!!! DON'T POINT THE SWORD AT AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER, IT CAN BE CLASSED AS THREATENING TO ASSAULT A CIVILIAN!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

0_o

Do I even want to ask?

Star Inkbright said...

*snatches

OF COURSE I WILL OBEY YOUR REQUEST, OH INNOCENT CIVILIAN. *points fist up in air and runs to the bubble making aeroplane noises, pretending to fly*

WORTHY COMPANION - ON GUARD!!! *clone tries to look important and guarding*

Lynxia Lost said...

... No, I don't want to ask. *goes back to watching Mew Mew Power*

Lynxia Lost said...

I'm looking at all the posts I missed and Val/Ivy's party looked AWESOME!!!! I wish I was there.... :(

Star Inkbright said...

*'flies' back* WORTHY COMPANION - SHIELD MY DOINGS FROM THE AUDIENCE!

*drops knight/superhero/Gilderoy Lockhart/whatever act and confers with the civilion* Lynxia, that is AMAZING. LOVE IT. Best book cover you've done yet, I think. Lovely colours on the background. Myles and Erin obviously don't look like real live people, but they look like real live manga. :) I would comment on it if I could. :(

Lynxia Lost said...

It's not the book cover. The book cover isn't hand drawn. I just felt like drawing it.

I'm glad you like it!! Myles looks bored but Erin looks seriously pissed.

Star Inkbright said...

*smacks clone out of the way and turns to face audience of none* IN CASE ANY MORE HAVE ARRIVED UPON YOUR MILLIONS, THEN I SHALL RECAP: I, THE GREAT STAR INKBRIGHT, AM ON A QUEST! A QUEST TO FIND THE STONE OF LONELINESS. ON MY WAY, I HAVE DEFEATED MANY ENEMIES *points to crushed mussel shell* EVADED THE CLUTCHES OF MANY MORE *points to tree branch* AND SURVIVED THE DESERT: *points to beach*

. . . (I was bored, okay????)

AND MY EXPLOITS SHALL CONTINUE AFTER THE BREAK!!!!! *bows, rips off cloak and pulls it in front of self, meaning to reproduce a curtain sliding across a stage*

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs*

Lynxia Lost said...

Okay Star, I shall be your glamorous assistant!!

Star Inkbright said...

Awesome. :)

Eve's clone is INCREDIBLY stupid. *clone looks annoyed* NO OFFENSE, WORTHY COMPANION. *clone still looks annoyed* IMBECILE.

Anyway . . . *pulls cloak away from self* BREAK OVER! I, THE GREAT STAR INKBRIGHT . . .

OH, HELL. *points to non-existant TV presenter* SPEED IS OF THE ESSENCE. YOU TELL THEM.

*non-existant TV presenter brings non-existant audience up to date*

TO THE FURIOUS FOREST!

Lynxia Lost said...

And I shall follow, oh mighty Star!!!! *puff of smoke and I'm now in a magicians assistant outfit including top hat and baton* I've always known I'd look good in one of these.

Star Inkbright said...

WE SHALL NEED SUPPLIES! *takes out half-full packet of Fruit Pastils*

*frowns majestically* IBECILIAN CLONE, HAVE YOU RANSACKED OUR SUPPLIES??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

*clone shakes head and points at beetle*

AHA! AN ENEMY! *swishes it* AND ONCE AGAIN, I AM TRIUMPHANT!

. . . HOWEVER, WE COULD NEED MORE SUPPILES.

Lynxia Lost said...

*pulls out blocks of Ambrosia and a flask of Nectar* What about these?

Star Inkbright said...

*points at Lynxia and sticks tongue out at clone* SEE, I TOLD YOU MY GLAMOUROUS ASDISSTANT WAS GLAMOUROUS!!!

. . . (Or did I? Wait, I didn't . . . )

*coughs* AND THAT LITTLE DISCUSSION TOOK PLACE BACKSTAGE, SO YOU, ER, WOULD'VE SEEN IT . . .

Oh no. Lunchtime irl. Damn. Bbs. Gotta set the table and everything. :(

Eve the ROCK said...

Treasure Trove is GREAT, actually. Thanks, Star!

Note:

When you need help on words, never mind the thesaurus. GET STAR. :P

Msd. :(

Hi Lynxia!

Lynxia Lost said...

*bows to Star* I bid thee farewell, for now. Enjoy your feast!

Hey Eve!!
I am Star's most glamorous assistant!

... Who could also disappear at any time, by the way.

Lynxia Lost said...

I arrived at the rock formation just as the sun started to set.
I reached the crest of the hill, the rocks looming in front of me when I saw Erin sitting cross armed and legged on top of a rock and scowling right at me.
First thought - why the Hell is she looking at me like that??!
Second thought - what if some really cliché wizard shows up and she freaks out?
Then I said something really intelligent to see why she was there like: "Uh..."
"So," she said, hopped down off the rock and stood in front of me. "You're the other apprentice?"
She looked me up and down like I was something of the bottom of her thick military boots.
I remembered the scroll saying I would get on well with the other apprentice. I was seriously doubting at this point. "Yeah, why?"
"Just wanted to know." she said, gave me one last disapproving look and looked back at the rocks expectantly then she muttered. "Part horka, what are they thinking letting him in?"
Great, she hated me for something I didn't even understand. Fan-fahking-tastic.

Lynxia Lost said...

*waves arms* Eve, are you there??

Drew O'Connor said...

I'm crying again!!

Someone stop me lol
Damn Dublin Daes.

Lynxia Lost said...

*hugs Em* S'up Em?

Drew O'Connor said...

I don't want to spoil DD but I've killed off a character and it's upsetting.

Lynxia Lost said...
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Lynxia Lost said...

Gah, never mind getting confused with blog names now. Forget that comment.

What???! I've just read that chapter!!!!! Em!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drew O'Connor said...

You've just read 29??

I know :(

Lynxia Lost said...

Yup, just read it and now I'm snively.

Luciana said...

...Hello?

Lynxia Lost said...

Luce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *mega-super-ultra-awesome jump huggles* Hi.

Luciana said...

Hello, Lynxia. *hugs* :)

I just found out that my uncle once met Meatloaf...

My mum has met KISS

My friends dad played football with John Bishop yesterday...


What on earth is this!?

Lynxia Lost said...

Luce!!! You're almost famous!!!! I feel privileged to be talking to you!! *bows*

It snowed here earlier!! Not much but a little!!

Luciana said...

My dad has met a fair few famous people, too.

And I think he said something about my uncle having cooked for Bon Jovi once... But, idk. :)

...

I'd be a really crappy famous person... *laughs* :')

Lynxia Lost said...

Luce, just wear brightly coloured clothes, say totally all the time, wave and get an un-readable signature. That's the full proof guide of being famous!

Luciana said...

If I was famous, I don't know what I'd be famous for. :P I'm pretty useless. XD

And I'd just end up insulting everybody. I'm great at insulting people. :3 Sometimes I don't realise I say insulting things... c:

Noelle said...

HELLO

Lynxia Lost said...

Be like Simon Cowl then but more awesome!! :3 Or like Paris Hilton (but clever) so you're just famous for being you!!

Lynxia Lost said...

I have to go!! Bye!!

Luciana said...

Hello, Adra!

I bought another SP book earlier. And my friend is buying me another for my birthday. Then my grandparents have bought me some SP books for either my birthday or Christmas. And then I'm getting lots of Sherlock and Hunger Games things. And skulls. XD

I love how I know what I'm getting for my birthday and Christmas, already. :3

Luciana said...

Bye, Lynxia! *hugs*

Noelle said...

:( awww BYE LYNX1 *hugs*

LUCEEEEE *huggles* I think.. You're addicted... to having books xD

Luciana said...

*hugs Adra* I'm obsessed with books.

Yesterday my mum bought me 6 books and my grandparents bought me at least 4. But I can't have any of them yet... :(

Noelle said...

LOL *laughs* I meant SP book but whatevs.... Yeah I'm obsessed, too. I've got around 140 books in my room... 3/4 of which are fiction

Luciana said...

I only have 40 SP books...

But I aim to have 50 by the end of the year! :D I'll definitely have another 5 by the end of the year. Then I can buy some more from the USA or something, idk. XD I'll probably fail, but it'll be fun to try! x3

Noelle said...

HOLY....

Luce. That's way over borderline obsession lol... And the USA only has 3 out... *nods*

Luciana said...

You have three books out, but you have a few editions of those books. :3 they're so pretty. O_O

And, I have a lot of obsessions. They're probably not good for anybody. :3 IF YOU THINK OM OBSESSED YOU SHOULD SEE BECKY'S ROOM! unless you think about the fact that I bought 37 SP books in less than a year and Becky got all her SP stuff over a few years... ^.^

Noelle said...

LOL LUCE. A YEAR xD

And yeah, but I think three are on ebook and are only for americans... I wish that those covers would come out... I'd buy them. I'd but THEM ALL MUAJAJAJAJAJA

Luciana said...

It'll be a year in February. I'll give myself 'til then, I think. :3

You have the first editions of the books then the SotA editions. I'm buying them both. C:

Valice said...

DEREK!!!!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!! VERY, VERY, VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!

Please tell me: is it true?! Are you really coming to the Lit Cologne??
That would be soo awesome!!!!
I'm going to order the tickets as soon as possible if you are coming so pleeeaaaaseeee...!! :)

Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Noelle said...

LOL Luce... oon you'll be swimming in them xD

Luciana said...

I buy other books, too!

Oh, I just remembered my mum bought me ANOTHER book yesterday... It was a HG book. And there's a poster in the back of it. XD

Noelle said...

LOL I'm obsessed with the Mortal Instruments *hugs her Jace*

d'awwwww

Noelle said...

AH I got to go cry in a corner. Em's fault xD

BYE LOVE CHU *hugs*

Willow Storm said...

Hello?

Luciana said...

Sorry for vanishing.

My brother kind of attacked me, because he wanted some sweets... Hahaha...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*runs in*


Wheeeeeeeeeee *trips& OW!

Luciana said...

Hello, Val! :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*waves from on the ground*


Hello, L!


*tries to get up and falls over again*

Luciana said...

You know, Val, that picture always makes me feel like I have hardly any SP books, haha. ;P

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Really? There's only 27 in that one! And there would be another, but it was at my dad's house XD

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Well, I have less than both of you. And combined, you two have six times more than me.

Luciana said...

Yeah. Probably because there are so many in one place. :P I mesn, I have forty, but they're spread out over my bookcase. So it looks like there are fewer of them than there actually are.

AND I AM SO JEALOUS THAT YOU HAVE THE US EDITIONS OF THE BOOKS EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE AN AMERIMINION. I have to wait until either my birthday or until Christmas. D:

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

So? I don't have the UK versions of the firs three. And I don't have the end of the world either.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

*holds the US versions out*
Swap!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I want the UK hardbacks. I have all of them except Playing with Fire and The Faceless Ones.

Oh, and the new paperbacks because the set I have are all signed.

Luciana said...

I have most UK editions... I just need the large paperbacks for SP - which I'm getting for my birthday -, PWF (which I have found for cheaper than I expected), MC and DB (WHICH I MAY BE BUYING TONIGHT) and then MC and DB in collectors edition hardback.

Then I need the USA editions. I have ordered 5 SP books from the USA. I need the new hardbacks...

And then I want the Aussie editions of the books...

And then I want them in French and Spanish. Parce que, je trouve lire livres trés útil!

that was probably really bad french. might not even be french. i don't know anything, today. xD

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I gave your comment to my mother and she dissected your French-which was indeed horrible-and she said that she thinks you were trying to say, "I find the books very useful."

Luciana said...

Actually, I said 'because, I find to read books very useful.'

I forgot the est...

Luciana said...

Wait...

It doesn't need an 'est'...

I was right.

'je trouve lire livres trés útile'

I find reading books very useful. *nods*

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Actually she said you said, "because I find them useful"

Luciana said...

because i find reading books very useful.

I did make sense. I should be making sense, too! I'm top of the year for French. And Spanish...

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Why is it so silent here?

Luciana said...

I'm searching for books.

It always keeps me quiet.

Always.

Unknown said...

happy belated birthday derek!

Valice said...

Anyone here??

Valice said...

DEREK!!!!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!! VERY, VERY, VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!

Please tell me: is it true?! Are you really coming to the Lit Cologne??
That would be soo awesome!!!!
I'm going to order the tickets as soon as possible if you are coming so pleeeaaaaseeee...!! :)

Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Valice said...

DEREK!!!!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!! VERY, VERY, VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!

Please tell me: is it true?! Are you really coming to the Lit Cologne??
That would be soo awesome!!!!
I'm going to order the tickets as soon as possible if you are coming so pleeeaaaaseeee...!! :)

Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

DEREK!


It's getting to the point where I really need to get your attention...


I think I'm going to Ireland on March 29th and staying till about April 8th or so. And I need YOU to know that, because me and Amanda need to meet you there. Like, we NEED to meet you. That's pretty much the point of going. But we need to arrange to meet up with you! Otherwise there's no way to know where to go!

So Derek, please please please PLEASE email me or something, and don't be busy on those days, and... um... don't die before we get there.

Email me at valkyriecain95@gmail.com, please!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmmm lets take bets how long it'll take Derek to comment....

Sorry scared half to death here, anyone who watches news might realise my state gonna be murdered by a hurricane

Anonymous said...

HI!

Zaf, yeah, how is the Hurricane? It's finally cleared out of Florida, left us all flooded...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Its made to hit tomorrow, im actually scared. Its meeting a cold front and BOOM. i wonder if Derek knows what some Ameriminions bout to get they even closed New York City mass transit and evacuating the city, thats never good

Anonymous said...

I heard that...

Zaf, I'm sure you'll be fine. And all my relatives who live up there will be too...*crosses fingers*

Anonymous said...

Kestrel’s hair was disheveled and hung lankly in front of her face. Her entire body was coated in sweat, and multiple tiny cuts were bleeding on her legs and arms. Zaken wasn’t much better. He had a few bruises where Kestrel had gotten lucky and hit him with something, and though he was not nearly as sweaty and out of breath as Kestrel, it was easy to tell that he been engaging in extreme physical exertion. He looked regretfully down at his hand, which was pouring blood from when he had picked up a knife to throw and grabbed the wrong end, and grimaced.
“I bet they explained it when the two of us were asleep. And what have I always told you?”
He paused for a second, giving Kestrel time to look bemused.
“Constant vigilance!” he barked, right in her ear. She jumped about five feet in the air, and suddenly every eye in the room turned to them. Kestrel shot him a glare, before turning towards the table nearest her and suddenly becoming very interested in its contents. Her fingers moved over it, investigating the food and using the ring on her finger to detect poison.
When her hand had made a full pass of the table and the ring hadn’t glowed, she reached out for one of the porcelain plates that were sitting in a pile next to the food. Her eyes glanced over some cookie like things, and settled on canapés in the shape of penguins. When she saw them, she closed her eyes and then opened them again, wondering what they were doing at a party like this.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Zaf, a lot of my family lives in New York...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

My family lives in New Jersey right across from NYC

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*mumbles*

but im supposed to get hit Pennsylvania is INLAND

Luciana said...

I'm so tiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddd!

Anonymous said...

Pretty much my whole family is in Pennsylvania...

Hi Val!

Seriously Zaf, Florida gets hurricanes all the time, and I'm fine. You will be too.

Anonymous said...

Hi L.!

Hi Kal!

Luciana said...

KES! *hugs* How are you?

I'm really distant, todayyyyyyyyy :3

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HI EVERYONE!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yes but this isnt the same....its a cold front AND a hurrican mixing. It shouldnt happen. When you guys get them you get the hurricane

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