Friday, October 5, 2012

Frankenkids

Just a short note to let you know that if you have any younger brothers or sisters and they like a fun, creepy little scare on the run-up to Halloween (and really, who doesn't?) then my suggestion is to check out Frankenkids, by Annie Graves.

Annie Graves may or may not have been helped out in the ideas department by a gent called David Maybury. The name sound familiar? I've developed a habit- especially in the short stories- of killing off the Maybury brothers in increasingly horrible ways, and the real-life David Maybury is now trying to get his own back. In Frankenkids, the poor boys who are the victims of the terrible Uncle Fraser are named Landy, and the older one is called Derek...

I'm not going to tell you what terrible fate befalls them. All I will say is that David Maybury better watch out. In the next short story, he's getting his head cut off.


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Jophiel said...

*Nods*
Derek, you are going to have to kill me with a spoon!

Anonymous said...

Ana, so they're a chain... Hmm.

Anonymous said...

Tickle, how can you be Skul without a Skull mask and a Bentley?

Mistical Future said...

oh and Cal is a new one! i like it!!!

and Tickle isn't new i've been calle that before! alough it is an intarestig one!

Jophiel said...

Sweet!

And I am not going as Scapegrace! I went as him last term!
*Pauses*
You did not hear that...

Thanks Misti! I shall go run off to the land of Blog making and write you more... First I need to know what is going to happen...

Mistical Future said...

... i don't know but the actual suit and the hat seemed good!!!

... that hat was a cowboy hat but i made it look like SP's because i tied a white bow around it! and it looked good!!!

Anonymous said...

Death, yeah but think of being the *pauses* CURRENT Scapegrace.

NOM Ominous said...

Hey people!
Nice to meet you Tickle!

Anonymous said...

Hey Thrust! How is you?

Ariana Shade said...

I like apple pie.

Ariana Shade said...

Hola Thrust! You will soon have a much more creative nickname from me!

Anonymous said...

Death, I likey likey the stories! But I could have sworn that Dusk had black eyes..

Mistical Future said...

Hi thrust!
how are u?

Anonymous said...

http://www.wattpad.com/story/1915689-the-skeleton-detective%27s-enemy


Will you guys please read? And tell me what you think?

Mistical Future said...

Do u people like my new picture?

here it is in a bigger version

http://mistical-future.blogspot.com.au/2012/10/mistical-future.html

:D i realy like it!!!

Jophiel said...

Kes, I know but I am doing something different. He can be another vampire named Dusk...
*Laughs*
This ain't gonna work... He has the scar...

Oh! Dusk wears contacts in public!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*frowns*
I thought Derek would of blogged by now...
Obviously not.

Anonymous said...

Tickle, that's really cool! But where's her other leg?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*squeals*
DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*HUGS*

Anonymous said...

Hey Miss Cain! Yeah, it's been over a week...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I'm only going to be on here for a bit while my music imports.

Jophiel said...

Miss Cain!
*Squeals and hugs back*
It been... A bit!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Agreed!!

NOM Ominous said...

I is studying science, and pondering you guy's insanity.

Jophiel said...

Read this Miss Cain...

No offence! Please!

http://rosesofdeaths.blogspot.com.au/?m=1

Anonymous said...

Thrust, we ARE quite insane.

Jophiel said...

I got kicked outta the asylum... I kept writing 'Bad Wolf' all over the walls...

Anonymous said...

I have "Gives You Hell" stuck in my head. I much preferred Hous on Shady Lane.

Anonymous said...

Anyone have any song recommendations?

Mistical Future said...

Kest her other leg is bent infrunt of part of her jacket, you can see it's a little darker. her leg is in a position, ready to kick.

And GREAT STORY KEST!!!! I LOVE IT AND I WANT TO READ MORE!!! :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Listen to either Rocky Votolato, Slender Means, Bugs in Amber, Blood Brothers, or Jaguar Love. I have a family member in each of those bands.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Go listen to Thirty Seconds To Mars. They're awesome.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And Mumford and Sons, "The Cave".

Mistical Future said...

Hi Miss Clan!!! How are u?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*grins*
I now have something to annoy people with.
*brings cookie jar TARDIS in*
*opens the lid*
*closes the lid*
*the TARDIS makes the appearing/disappearing sound*

Anonymous said...

Thanks Tickle!

Hi Val! Ok...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I WANT A TARDIS COOKIE JAR!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hi Mistical!
I'm good.
I should be getting ready for later on today, but I'm here talking to you guys!

Mistical Future said...

Hi Val! long time no see!

how have u been?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I've been good, up until yesterday, because I got sick. How are you, Misty?

Ariana Shade said...

Phobia of worms? Love it :D

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

VAL.
YOU CAN FLY TO AN ABC SHOP IN AUSTRALIA, BUT IT, AND FLY BACK.

IT SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN TO ME :P

Anonymous said...

Hehe. Thanks.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

ARIANA. HELLO.

Jophiel said...

TARDIS COOKIE JAR!!!!! I WANT IT!!!!

Mistical Future said...

Yea i should be doing home work but i'm talking to u guys as well!
*grins* this is muchh more intaresting!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hi Ariana!

Jophiel said...

*Screams*

They are in Aus???

*Runs to nearest ABC shop... 3 hours away by car...*

Ariana Shade said...

HELLO. WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS GREET ME THIS WAY?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

YES DEATH. IN AUS.
IN THE ABC SHOP.

Mistical Future said...

I'm good Val!
but like i said before i should be doing home work! :P

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

PRISONER ZERO HAS ESCAPED. PRISONER ZERO WILL VACATE THE HUMAN RESIDENCE OR THE HUMAN RESIDENCE WILL BE INCINERATED.



I think I've spent nine hours watching Doctor Who toady...

Jophiel said...

I agree!

*Skips off to land of Blogging and creativityness*

As Arnold Whatever-his-last-name-is said: 'I'll be back!'

Ariana Shade said...

HeY Miss Cain! I LOVE 30 Seconds to Mars :)

NOM Ominous said...

...
I'm currently quite contemplatably quiet, and nobody gave much notice...
Mission accomplished....

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I GREET YOU THIS WAY TO MAKE UP FOR THE SLIGHT YET NON-EXISTENT BIT OF AWKWARDNESS THAT COMES WITH TALKING TO YOU ON HERE.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I wanted to get a Doctor Who series for my birthday, but I guess Christmas is a better time...
I have no idea what I'm saying means.

Mistical Future said...

LOL good for u!!! HA

I have a David Tenit Doctor Who figure!!! :D he is siting on my shelf looking out the window!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I have the fifth season!




*scowls* Amanda has all of the Doctor Who episodes... And Ariana keeps taking them.

Jophiel said...

Hi Thrust!!!!!!
Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!

Hi Thrust!!!!!!
Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!

Hi Thrust!!!!!!
Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!

Hi Thrust!!!!!!
Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!

Hi Thrust!!!!!!
Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!

Hi Thrust!!!!!!
Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!

Hi Thrust!!!!!!
Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!

Hi Thrust!!!!!!
Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!Thrust!

Ariana Shade said...

WELL OK THEN.

Anonymous said...

Oh Val, the Cave is cool.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

It was $100 for 1 whole season. Aussie dollars, that is.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*mimicks the TARDIS sound*

*falls over laughing at my bad TARDIS sound*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*squeals*


OW! I SPILLED HOT TEA ON MY LEG!

Anonymous said...

wbd

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Ouch, Val.

Ariana Shade said...

What?!?!? I only have two (maybe three)discs!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

OK Kessie!

Mistical Future said...

WOW then my DVD shop must spend a lot od money on Doctor Who DVD because that have a lot of them!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*keeps opening and closing the TARDIS lid*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjGk_jU6t5A&feature=g-vrec


This is amazing... Bad lip reading of the Hunger Games.

Ariana Shade said...

*trys to make a Tardis sound*

*fails hilariously*

NOM Ominous said...

Matt smith imitated the tardis sound in the first of his angel eps...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ariana, every time I go to Amanda's, you conveniently have the disc with the episode I want on it...


Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It was 'The Time of the Angels', Thrust.

Mistical Future said...

LOL YES I"VE SEAN IT BEFORE ITS AMAZING!!!

there's also a Twilight one!!! OMG IT SOO GOOD!!!!!!! and i't halarius!!! i also makes fun of Twilight!!!

Anonymous said...

Val, Scooby Doo. We're getting you a new purse.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

But I like my purse. And I don't need extra milk.

NOM Ominous said...

yes, that one val

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*falls over laughing*
Oh my God, that's so funny.

NOM Ominous said...

Last night, I had a weird dream.


It was weird.

Anonymous said...

But you're the girl who chokes on water.

Ariana Shade said...

YAY A GOAT!

Anonymous said...

Thrust, weird in what way?

Ariana Shade said...

That was hysterical xD

NOM Ominous said...

in a weird way, kes.

Mistical Future said...

have you guys seen the twilight one?

Anonymous said...

Yep.

Cake is the most neatest thing ever!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yeah

Anonymous said...

*bestest

Anyone know a website where I can watch The Beast Below for free?

Mistical Future said...

i like that part when he said "i wanted to make seafood" lol i thought that part was halarius!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*is watching the Twilight one*

HE PUNCHED THE FISH!!!!

*falls over laughing*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

"That cake is my bestest creation."
"It was just one piece."

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

"Hey, tuna flavour!"

"I'm the QUEEN!"

Mistical Future said...

LOL the people who did these clips are realy good!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U&feature=related




This is hilarious.

Jophiel said...

Sorry iPod died on me! It said it was full charged...

*Throws iPod at tree*
*Climbs tree and hangs upside down on thin branch*

Jophiel said...

Misti! More fan Fic... I think it's kinda bad though..

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*falls over laughing*
SHE HAD BOMBS AND A GUN!!!
*continues to laugh non-stop*

Jophiel said...

*Laughs*

Read this!!!

http://www.google.com/ig/add?source=bstp&feedurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdereklandy.blogspot.com%2Ffeeds%2Fposts%2Fdefault

Jophiel said...

Bbs

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

"Swiper! He's right behind you!"

"Where?"

"Right behind you!"

"Do you see Swiper?"





XD

Anonymous said...

Gtg, bye!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Kessie!

And when she was interviewing the map.
*breaks out laughing again*

Mistical Future said...

LOL YES HALARIOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mistical Future said...

Dos eany one want to read my SP Fan fic?

if so here is the link

http://mistical-future.blogspot.com.au/2012/10/sp-fanfic-other-dimention-part-01.html

Please read it!

Ariana Shade said...

Bye K!

Mistical Future said...

bye Kest

NOM Ominous said...

bye kestrel

Mistical Future said...

so what's everyone doing?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Watching Doctor Who.


This would be the tenth hour or so I've spent watching this today.

Mistical Future said...

ok cool!!!

I'm doing home work :/ Boring!!!

NOM Ominous said...

being lame.

What should I do?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I poofed...

VERY, VERY DISTANT!

Mistical Future said...

read my fan fic! :)

NOM Ominous said...

no.. I was spoiled enough, tyvm..
I didn't read KOTW

NOM Ominous said...

I\m sure it's terrific, though.

Mistical Future said...

Oh sorry!!! i should of said that it was set after KOTW! Sorry!!!

NOM Ominous said...

No worries.
Lucky for you, that part was already spoiled for me.
I'll have to book soon,
Oct 30th Here you come!

Jophiel said...

Misti! Amazing!

Jophiel said...

OMP! (Oh My Pancake!)

I just saw my ex down the street and he didn't know it was me and he was flirting with me and ewwww!! He hates me!!

*Runs up a tree and hides behind a group of monkeys*

Ariana Shade said...

I'm back and wealthier than I was when I left!

NOM Ominous said...

I won't give up.
I am prepared to suffer for my art.

Jophiel said...

I'm making a Dark Days parody to SexyBack

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Wealthier?

NOM Ominous said...

Good for you.
I don't know what that is, but never give up or in if someone says something you hate. Take it. Think about it, maybe they are the dumb ass one. Maybe they slightly have a point, but there will always be people who appreciate you.

Mistical Future said...

sorry i went to have lunch!

thanks Death i have more written i just nead to post it!!!


i shall go do that!

Mistical Future said...

It is done!!!

Mistical Future said...

soo what's happaning?

Ariana Shade said...

I'm bringing sexy back...

God I hate Justin Timberlake.

NOM Ominous said...

ninja, you, ariana.

Ariana Shade said...

YAY!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

She's only a ninja because she knows me!

Ariana Shade said...

Wait, who are you again?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I poofed AGAIN.

I have to go now, bye!

Ariana Shade said...

Bye miss cain!!

Ariana Shade said...

I dedicate this page to three things:

Criminal Minds, because It's the only way I can get my daily dose of canniballistic serial killers.

Stetsons, because stetsons are cool.

And black lipstick, because it rocks.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ariana, out of curiosity, how do you plan to dress as Wreath?

NOM Ominous said...

I can relate to none of those.
Stetsons are cool, but lets forget about that one for a moment so that I can completely nor relate to that dedication.

Mistical Future said...

ok then great to know!!!


With me you ask?

Well nothing other than boring homework! the best thing to do on that weekend!!! I'm having so much fun with it!!!

NOT!

*sighs*

So bored!!!

Mistical Future said...

... LOL


i didn't check the next page!!! WOOPSY!!!!!


sorry everyone!!!

Mistical Future said...

... please don't tell me that i actuly am alone!!!

Ariana Shade said...

Coat, boots, maybe wig. Definitely cane. Possibly stetson.

Mistical Future said...

YAY I"M NOT A LONER!!!!!!!

Hi again!!!

that sounds cool!!!

You shall make a good Wreath!!!

NOM Ominous said...

I REALLY want to make a Lego vid

Mistical Future said...

ok cool!!! good luck with that!!!

Ariana Shade said...

Sorry if I'm being distant youtubing and watching Criminal Minds.

Mistical Future said...

I HATE STUPID **** GROUP ASSINGMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!


I realy do hate them!!!

we hava a draft due tomorrow and some of them are out shopping SHOPPING!!! AHHHHHH

I was busy yesterday and some of them went out shopping YESTERDAY!!!!!!

STUFF U PEOPLE!!!

*sigh* the last time i had a group assingment i did most of it myself!!!

and i feel like it migh happen again but that their going to regect my ideas, them i would of wasted all of that time on it for nothing!!!

AH I HATE GROUP ASSINGMENTS!!!!

Ariana Shade said...

God, me too! I much rather work by myself on school assignments!

Mistical Future said...

Yea! although i don't mind it the thing when you get a good panter that dose half the work and they actualy take the due daye serioisly!!!

But not this one or the last one i had, god i don't think she actualy did ANY of the work!!! My mum helped more than she did!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

I hate it when you talk to your friend about a problem and then they say, "Welcome to my world". It pisses me off so much that some people think they know exactly how everyone feels.

Mistical Future said...

... well ... ok what i was going to say wasn't going to be that good of an argument! anyway

what's wrong Eve? do u want to talk about it?

Ariana Shade said...

Gonna go to bed now*. Night guys :)

Mistical Future said...

It's ok if you don't i aske for a reson

ok sooooo is anythig good happinig at the moment with anyone?

Mistical Future said...

Night Ari!!! Don't let the bed bugs bight!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*grins*
I am one happy Minion.
*shakes snow-globe*
*opens and closes TARDIS cookie jar lid*
*admires new editions of Skulduggery that I now have*

Luciana said...

Oh my Golden God...

My ex told me he's in love with me.

And I'm just hoping he's drunk...

Mistical Future said...

lol
COOL!!!
*snackes TARDIS cookie jar of Miss C and oppens and closed it with a wild look in her eyes and the biggest grin ever*

HAHAHAHAHAH

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

*Giggles happily!*

:D

Now i am a happy minion to!!!

*giggles*


ok i'll give it back!
*gives TARDIS cookie jar back*

Luciana said...

HELLO! :3

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

L!
*hugs*
Now, that IS a problem.

Thankyou Mistical. *takes TARDIS back*

Mistical Future said...

*is still grining*

ok now to the serious matter :| ... unless you want or have a good reason to get back with him then i hope he is drunk to!!!

*goes back to grining. Tryes to make TARDIS sounds, Fails. And Giggles a failer*

I'm a happy Minion!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

wbd, taking photos of my TARDIS and other stuff for my friend who wanted pictures...

Luciana said...

*hugs Miss* HELLO, CAIN, MY DEAR. HOW ARE YOU DOING?

Mistical Future said...

LOL i'm so weird some times!!

Hi Lucky!

how are u?

Luciana said...

Hello, Misty!

I'm angry. Incredibly angry...Not even at my ex, though. I'm angry with the same guy I was angry with yesterday...

How are you?

Internet is funny. Sorry for slow replies.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I'm great.
MY CAKE WAS AWESOME. IT HAD FLAMES, SKULDUGGERY, AND BOOKS!!!!!!!!
AND I GOT MORE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS!!!!!!!!!

Mistical Future said...

I'M A HAPPY MINION!!!!!!!!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

SO AM I!!!!!!

Luciana said...

Books are awesome! :D

I love books.

I should buy some more books. *looks at bookcase* Maybe something other than Skulduggery, this time...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

It was such a yummy cake...

Mistical Future said...

:D
*starts singing the happy minion song*

I'm a happy miniooooooooooon! I'm a veeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy haaaaaaaaappy miiiiiiiinioooooooon!
Tralala happy minion i'm an oh so happy minion!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*joins in with Mistical*

Mistical Future said...

*starts dancing and twerling like a 5 year old trying to be a ballarena and bacicaly starts dancing like a lunitic*

Mistical Future said...

brb i've got to ring someone i shouldn't be to long!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

OK Mistical.

*is blogging*

Star Inkbright said...

HI PEOPLE!

Star Inkbright said...

I should probably be doing homework. I don't think I have that much, though. It can wait, I hope.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hi Star! *hugs*

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Cain!

Luciana said...

Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! :)

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Luscathio!

BUBBLES! :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

BUBBLES!!!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

*opens my school notebook and grins at the lines of coded language which are the next part of Reellion* I should do writing in school more often.

Luciana said...

BUBBLES MAKE ME THINK OF FINDING NEMO. WHICH MAKES ME THINK OF THE ONLY ADDRESS I REMEMBER...

P. Sherman,
42 Wallaby Way,
Sydney.

Star Inkbright said...

*scowls* The problem IS, my code is harder for me to read than English is . . . I have to work out every individual letter and try and sound them in my head one after the other, apart from words like the, which I can obviously recognise . . .

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*repeats P.Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney over and over*

Star Inkbright said...

I REMEMBER FINDING NEMO!!!!!!!!

I WATCHED IT ONCE AT MY OLD PRIMARY SCHOOL, BECAUSE WHENEVER THERE WAS A WET LUNCHTIME ALL OF KS1 USED TO WATCH A FILM IN THE BIG HALL . . .

I FIND IT INCREDIBLE HOW MUCH I REMEMBER OF FINDING NEMO. I REMEMBER BARELY ANYTHING OF THE OTHERS WE WATCHED.MAYBE I SHOULD SEE IT AS A SIGN. OR MAYBE I SHOULD JUST SEE FINDING NEMO AS A BETTER FILM THAN THE OTHERS. NAH, THAT'S BORING.

OKAY THEN, IT'S A SIGN!!!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

I JUST REMEBER THE 'SYDNEY' PART ON THE END OF IT. :)

COME ON, I WAS, LIKE, SIX!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

When you're little and you watch movies like Finding Nemo, Toy Story and Madagascar, they're meant for kids, but the adults get the jokes.
And when you watch them when you're older, you find yourself laughing a lot more then you did when you were little.

Mistical Future said...

hi Star!


Hi all i'm bak but just to tell you that i've gtg and have a bath!!! i'll be back soon!!!


and star OUR SCHOOL DID EXACLY THE SAME THING!!!! OMG AN WE WOULD WATCH IT IN THE HALL TO!!!!

that's so scary!!! btu we didn't start doing it till i was in grade 4 ... i thing?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Mistical!

Star Inkbright said...

WOAH. SCARY.

Can't've been the same school though, for the simple reason that we're in different countries.

Star Inkbright said...

Oh. FOURS, MISTICAL!

Jophiel said...

*Screams*

I am putting a pic of me and Derek on my blog soon!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hi Death!! *hugs*

Jophiel said...

Bye Misti!!!

Jophiel said...

Hi Miss Cain!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

HI DEATH!

Jophiel said...

And I used to say, "Never say never..."

So he calls me up again and he's like, "I still love you..."
And I'm like... "This is exausting, you know? We are never getting back together... Like... Ever!"

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