Annie Graves may or may not have been helped out in the ideas department by a gent called David Maybury. The name sound familiar? I've developed a habit- especially in the short stories- of killing off the Maybury brothers in increasingly horrible ways, and the real-life David Maybury is now trying to get his own back. In Frankenkids, the poor boys who are the victims of the terrible Uncle Fraser are named Landy, and the older one is called Derek...
I'm not going to tell you what terrible fate befalls them. All I will say is that David Maybury better watch out. In the next short story, he's getting his head cut off.
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I just have this mental image of Skulduggery singing Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit...
I don't even know what How I met Your Mother is about. It confuses me. :O
Star posted her chapter on Pleasant Dae in Dublin! Read it!
CAKE! HAHAHAHAHA
http://pleasantdaeindublin.blogspot.com.au/2012/10/murderers-vampires-werewolves-sanctuary.html?showComment=1350140763847&m=1
Lovely long titles and just general loveliness ^
Everyone's so slow today...
*thinks*
I had fish fingers and custard yesterday.
It was weird.
Well, to be fair, it's 2:03am. :P
Also, I was writing this:
#2
"Eve, wake UP!"
"I'm awake..." Eve responded drowsily from under the covers of her warm, cozy, comfortable bed.
"GET up!"
"Ugh... Why?"
"You're going to be late!"
"Late for what...?"
"Late for life! Do you know what day it is?"
Eve forced her eyes open and looked at her friend, the sister she wasn't related to. "Mahogany, do YOU know what day it is?"
Mahogany froze, then slowly but conspicuously edged towards the calendar. "Of course I do, it's..."
"Moggy, it's Sunday."
Mahogany blinked. "But I had Jazz lessons yesterday. Jazz lessons are weekdays. They're always weekdays."
"You just STARTED Jazz lessons yesterday, Reeny. You got mixed up."
Mahogany bit her lower lip. "But if today's Sunday...Oh my god, Antonio!" And she rushed out of the hotel room, furiously brushing her hair and shoving her feet into shoes.
As soon as she heard the door click, Eve closed her eyes again.
"Finally, I get to sleep in on a Thursday."
Fish fingers are ew. Custard is ew too.
EVERYTHING IS EW NOOOW!
Ooooh
Oooooooh!
LOL Eve that rocked... that little short thing lol
I actually laughed lol
Haha thanks Em xD
I'm too lazy to start an actual story but I wanna write, so I just do these little Eve and Moggy snippets to keep me happy.
Snippet count: 2
:P
Hey, I like your picture....is that Cthulhu? :D
I have no idea...
It's just little mini head shots of monsters
Dracula, wolfman, evil, creature from the black lagoon... even Slender is on it lol
I'm sick, I'm in bed, I'm drinking tea...
And my mum just brought me cookies.
Epic.
Sorry for poofing...
I was blogging....
And I'm really angry with HIM.
@Em
Well, Skulduggery fits right in with the rest of them. ;)
Blegh. Cookies. D: Get well soon though, don't throw up. :)
I'd love to see that story...
Skulduggery vs Slenderman
EPIC!!!!
Uh oh, Lu's angry *ducks under covers*
Try punching HIM in the face. :D How dare he make you angry!
Maybe they're brothers...tall, thin, no face, wears a suit, apart from the tentacles and child-stalking, they're practically twins!
More hurt than angry, but...*shrugs*
I don't fancy causing any damage...yet.
More fun to hurt HIM in another way...
Maybe he'd understand why people don't mess with me, that way...
You're so vague, Luce. XD Come on, what's the problem?
I'm gonna kill Jakro, he's messing with my iPod!
If I look at this screen any longer, my eyes will cave in. Buh buh, Everyone. Buh buh.
:)
*eats live chicken*
*bursts into oblivion*
Hello?
Anyone on??
I FEEL ACCOMPLISHED
HEY ZAF!!
*hugs*
Why's that?
I havent exploded the house!!! I made soup xD
WOOHOO!!
WELL DONE ZAF!
What type of soup did you make??
Tomato!
Oh have you joined OTOA?
OTOA?
Operation take back america
Cuz Derek fired me a bunch of us forming up against him. I am the rightful Grand Mage of America
Oh right
Who all is a part of it??
Kes Adra a few Aussies and other UK minions
Val its 103
I'm part of it!
Hey Val!
*hugs*
How're you??
I'm sick. How are you?
I'm good :)
Have you got the cold?
I got....i dunno...
I got Homecoming dance tonight.....Zaffy in a dress is like Derek in a tux
I don't know... But what I do know that my throat hurts too much to talk.
*sulks*
I like talking.
I wore a dress to school once. No one said anything except, "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH IVY."
Lol!!!!
I wanna see Derek wear a tux on his birthday.
LOL
In my school we have Uniform, so we don't have that but one day I came into school with a little make up on and they were saying pretty much the same thing to me :P Except they said my name :L
Yeah i got uniform too :(
Omg. I feel bad for the woman whp gave birth to Sanguine. Just. I do. Gave birth to a physcopath
Well, Amy Pond gave birth to a psychopath too.
I feel bad for the Children he might have.
They are gonna be Cyclopes's
I know! Poor unborn children. Poor Tanith! How wou
D you want...just no not even gonna finish that. He has no eyes! Thats...creepy.
Nah, I think Tanith is just gonna get bored of him and just leave one day :P
Exactly! I'd be bored with him...he all...weird. He useless too now i mean cant tunnel well not yet but still
I rather marry Nye then Sanguine
I would rather Thrasher, now that he's y'know :P
Mrrrgh....
OH MY GODS, WHY NJ?!?
You know what? I want no part in this conversation. Bye!
If you've read book 7, you know what happens.
Yeees!!! Thrasher...
NJ.... The Golden God's wrath shall be upon you
Never mind! Hope Derek posts soon....
Me Too!!
I walked to the shop to get milk, then I dangled the bottle of milk off my finger all the way bad home, so it went really cold, and now its gone all red and swollen . . .
*peers anxiously at finger* D'you suppose it's okay?
*back
Hmmm yeah
It's got slightly less swollen since my last comment . . .
I suppose that's positive.
I'm sure it'll be fine. :)
SO, how's everyone?
Hey Star!
*hugs*
How're you??
It's been a while!
It has!!! Hi!!!
I'm fine. :)
STAR! *tackle hug*
Hi!
Sorry I'm distant.... I'm making a Val V lizard to be friends with the Derek-lizard.
HI VAL! I found out today that Vella is a name. SOunds like a mixture of Valkyrie and Bella. :)
*Sounds
Stupid computer.
Ha! It does sound like a mix of them!
Whoever thought of that name must think I'm pretty freaking amazing XD
*smiles* Yup.
Hmmm im just casually heeeere phahaha
ORANGES ARE ORANGE. (:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=IvyIsANinja&oq=IvyIsANinja&gs_l=youtube.3...648.5383.0.5641.11.11.0.0.0.0.395.1589.4j5j1j1.11.0...0.0...1ac.1.GBi5sWaxcDY
Any of the three by IvyIsANinja is one of my videos... They're awesome.
And bananas are yellow.
MNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNNMMNN
Limes are green! XD
And dead people are dead.
HI EDEN AND LUSCATHIO!!!!!!!
NO, Eden. Bananas are PURPLE. XD
Starrrrrrrrrrr! *hugs*
HELLO, EVERYONE!
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
MMMMMMMMMMMM
^^^These are M 'n' Ms.
MM
And that is Eminem! :)
50 MINUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTEEEEESSSSS-ISH.
*watches videos from yesterday* *facepalm*
Until Merlin, L?
YUSH.
Until MERLIN~
IN A LAND OF MYTH AND A TIME OF MAGIC,
*laughs* I KNOWWWWWWW.
THE DESTINIES OF A GERAT KINGDOM,
REST ON THE SHOULDERS OF A YOUNG MAN,
*GREAT
HIS NAME,
Atar going craaaaazy
MERLIN! *hums Merlin theme*
I don't go crazy.
I can't. I already AM crazy.
*hums Merlin theme with Luscathio*
*giggles*
craaaaaaaaaazy
I saw Anthony Horowitz today.
THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN,
AND THESE ARE THE HANDS WE'RE GIVEN,
USE THEM AND LET'S STRAT TRYING,
TO MAKE IT A PLACE WORTH LIVING.
HI FLAME!
How was it?
TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES.
It was brilliant.
He's amazing.
Omg. 10 days
I have no idea why I like writing out numbers the long way. I just do.
That's awesome. It's always better when authors are amazing. It makes you like them better. And I know it shouldn't, but it makes you like their writing better. :)
He signed 7 books, and my auto-graph book, which Now has 3 signatures in it.
He wrote, "To Conor, I can't believe i came after(underlined) Darren!"
Meaning Darren Shan, 'cos seemingly they are good friends.
Not that I know a great deal of authors that have their amazingness confirmed, but still.
I do that too, Star. Just sometimes I cannot be bothered.
*laughs* Cool! I have no signed books. It's so saddddd.
I just think they look better long.
I can be bothered. I think it's habit, from always wanting to walk the longest way round. I like walking, you see. I think best when I'm walking.
Also, I like writing things. With pens, that is. I just enjoy the motion of it. So it's habit from wanting more writing to do, as well.
I know. I'm slightly peculiar.
I met an author once....Gordon Korman. I got Wanted sogned. Now I just need to meet Derek
And we got a free t-shirt, to which I now have three, and a wristband with the Power of Five logo and 'one chance to save mankind' and 'the power of five'
But he was awesome.
And I was talking to a girl about a lpad of authors :3
I had a good time. There wasn't many there, though. 'Bout twenty people in the que at one time.
On Derek's birthday I'll've been on the blog for eight months and one day. *smiles*
I have loads :)
-ish.
26, I think.
I need to meet Cassandra Clare, Veronica Roth and Elizabeth Norris and Robert Muchamore and J.K Rowling.
Then I'll be complete.
I've been on a year and a half.
City of Glass is amazing.
Awwwww. Poor Anthony Horowitz.
If I lived in Ireland, I would've come. As it is, I live here.
Just something random, but sometimes I don't say my Hs on here and her.
GTG. BB AFTER MERLIN.
I need to meet Derek thats the main event, WHERE IS THOU GOLDEN GOD WHEN THY NEEDTH HIM?
I think i had....a moment
Merlin's recording.
SORRY FOR POOFING.
my mum is convinced I'm going to end up being anorexic, so I had to eat something.
BUT, I'M BAAAAAAACKKKK. c:
Hi everyne who might have returned
*hanga from tree*
Hi Lucianna.
Actually, I'm going again as soon as Merlin comes on. BUT I'LL BE BACK!
Hmmm
Furrrst
Is
So
Mine
Bradley James is H A W T T T T T .
BACK!
WELL. That episode was full of surprises . . .
I honestly saw that last bit coming, but omgg it was A-MAZE-INGGGGGGG.
YUS.
Arthur dies? Mordrid like shows up? Merlin let's his secret out?
Eden, bananas are yellow!
BANANAS ARE PURPLE!!!
*Grabs ice cream, book and iPod*
*Jumps up a free with all three*
*Swings upside down on a branch*
*Grabs ice cream, book and iPod and start singing to One More Night and reading Skulduggery Pleasant: Dark Days*
Yellow!
*Holds up yellow banana*
Kellan Lutz is HOT!
http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&client=safari&tbo=d&biw=480&bih=268&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=kellan+lutz&oq=kelan+l&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.1.0.0i10l5.4317.12993.0.14986.23.17.1.0.0.2.881.5015.4-1j5j2.8.0...0.0...1ac.1.y2u9dbicAKI#p=0
*Fangirls*
PURPLE! *holds up purple banana*
Well, bananaa are yellow too. BUT THE BEST ONES ARE PURPLE. :)
*bananas
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!
I've never tried a purple banana... More on the fact that I hate bananas...
*Throws banana at Ink*
My dad thinks that 9:00am is a good time to walk around the lake in -2 C weather!!
HOW DARE YOU???
*catchs banana and noms*
Msd. :(
I gotta go, walking around a lake...
NO ONE TOUCH MY ICE CREAM!!!!
*Flips off the tree and lands gracefully in a field of stinging nettles*
Well, maybe it is. If it was the holidays, I would quite like it. Because I like walking . . .
If it was the weekend, however, I wouldn't be so happy. I adore my weekend mornings.
FOURS DEATH! *chucks dock leaves at her*
Nix been on, lately?
I have!!
*Screams*
Twilight the graphic novel collectors edition and New Moon the graphic novel are out this month!!!!
I don't know, actually... I lied... I only just came back on from my strike of... Something?
Hi rose
!
Hi!
*Jumps off tree branch*
Want some ice cream?
http://rosesofdeaths.blogspot.com.au/?m=1
Cool! Just read part two of your story.
*Smiles*
I felt this real connection with Dusk the moment I read about him...
:)
I now have to read the rest... and study science....
Okay!
I got my Melancholia Halloween costume today! It had RED GLOWING EYES!
Kool!!
Read this!!
http://rosesofdeaths.blogspot.com.au/?m=1
Kay. I gtg, bb in around a half hour.
Kay. I gtg, bb in around a half hour.
Bye Kes!
Hello again. Wbd, reading Death's story.
Death, you wanted me to read Fanfic V, right?
Hello?
Hi all!!!
Ana! *hugs* how are you?
Hi Misti!
Misti, can I call you Tical?
... um ok guess u can
Hi Ariana! How are u?
I don't think we've met?
*Shakes hand* Nice to met u!!!
can i call u Ari?
Strike that. You are now Tickle. How are you Tickle?
Fan Fic to Fan Fic V part 2
i'm good!
How are u Kest?
I got my Haloween costume today! I'm being Melancholia, and I actually found a costume that makes my eyes glow red!
*hugs* Hey LeS! I'm pretty good. Normal and such... *snorts* Yeah right.
Misti!!
*Tackle hugs Misti*
I have added more of the story! Dusk wasn't getting enough publicity...
I is awesome. Was at a Bat Mitzvah for over 6 hours today..
Hi Death! Kay.
Where did you get it Kes?
oooooo YAY!!!
i shall go read!!!
Ana, LeS is a new one...
Hello, Cal!
*shakes hand and forgets to let go*
Death, some place called Spirit Halloween...
Cool! Do you know how much it was?
Hi Shade!
Yeah I can't quite chose one for you. I like LeS...
End, reading the REST of Death's fanfics.
Hey Death!
*Smiles*
Thanks Kes! And Misti! I love you! You always make me smile and feel great about myself!
Death, 25.00$. But we're in completely different countries, so I don't see how it matters...
What up?
I shall get it sent over... I have this Halloween dress up day... I was thinking of coming as a remnant
That would be cool. I was thinking about being the White Cleaver....
This is for school so I wouldn't be able to take a real scythe...
*Pouts*
But I love sharp evil things that kill people...
I was just at Spirit today. Didn't get a costume but I got a black stetson (stetsons are cool, an amazing Jack Skellington purse, and some black lipstick.
Yeah, you could get a plastic one. Or you could be Scapegrace... *bursts into uncontrollable laughter*
cool costumes people!!!
my brother dresed up as SP for book week! it was a good costume! my mum sugested that he get a skull mask ... but he didn't! but other tan that it was a good costume!!!
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