Right, well, SOMEBODY at Harper Collins messed up, and I am NOT a happy writer. But, for those of you who may have heard, yes, it is true, you are getting a Tanith Low novella coming you way early in 2013 so, um...
SURPRISE!
Grrrrr.
And before you get carried away with what it might be about or who might be in it, the synopsis provided was an early one, before I'd actually started the damn thing. Biggest change? Ghastly ain't in it. Probably.
So what IS it about, you ask?
It's about God-Killer weapons. Four of them, scattered around the world. Four weapons that could hurt- even kill- Darquesse whenever she arrives. Tanith, being thoroughly devoted to dear Darquesse, does not want these weapons falling into enemy hands. So she recruits a gang of misfits and villains and off she goes to snatch them before the good guys come calling.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to stomp away and find someone to beat up...
EDIT
Also, to all my east coast Ameriminions, you better stay safe during this storm and all these power outages. That is an ORDER.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1601 – 1800 of 4852 Newer› Newest»Grr!!! Damn you laptop!!! Load Kawaita Sakebi!!!!
Bye, Val!
My phone hates the blog. :( *throws phone* stupid phone...
My laptop is just being a turd in general this morning.
*starts digging hole in ground with plastic spade*
My phone thinks the blog is, ENEMY!
(Disturbed reference - Conflict).
You're really into them now, aren't you Star?
Yes! It's loaded it!!!!!!
kono mama mou sukoshi arukou kata wo daki
kieyuku yume wo kazoe
kareteku nakama wo mita
kayoi nareta michi ni mayoi komu kono goro
yami ga mou hitori no jibun wo tsukuru
kawaita sakebi ga
kujike souna mune wo tsukisasu
kimi wo sasotte sekai wo mitai na (Come Along With Me)
darenimo dasenai kotae ga boku no naka ni aru
kake hiki ga kagi
todoke Fly At Higher Game
ikutsu no kanashimi wo issho ni koeta darou
ki ga sumu made motometa ano hi no boku-ra ga ita
jidai ga meguru nara mata doko kade aeru de
sono toki ga kuru made akiramenai
sameteku omoi wa doushite mo iyamenai kedo
koi ni ochite kawatteku no mo ii ne (Come Along Together)
aserazu sawagazu
aru ga mama de to nagau kara
kokoro ni hana wo
sakasou Just Take My Heart
kawaita sakebi ga
kujike souna mune wo tsukisasu
kimi wo sasotte sekai wo mitai na (Come Along With Me)
darenimo dasenai kotae ga yume no naka ni aru
boku wo shinjite
sakasou Just Take My Heart
tabiji wa tsuzuitekuru
Whats that?
Kawaita Sakebi!! The original Japanese theme for Yu-Gi-Oh! season 1!!
Omg, Yu-Gi-Oh! Asdfghjkl;
Oh.
I LOVE Yu-Gi-Oh!! It gets me some weird looks, but I don't care!!
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL!!!!!!!!!!!1
I havent watched it in years. I love it.
*TWENTY HOURS LATER*
*is still digging, now with metal spade as plastic one snapped* Whew. Getting hot in here. *pokes ground suspicously* And I though below ground was meant to be cold. Well, it is until you get to the magma . . . MAGMA!!! VOLCANO!!!
*hurridly climbs out of hole*
*ONE HOUR LATER* Akay, I was wrong. My hole is fine. *walks over to hole and tosses spade into the endless chasm with a THUNK*
*well, a thunk and a hissing noise . . . *
ARGH! *runs away*
*FIVE MINUTES LATER*
Random Person: Ooh, a hole. Let's dig.
*FEW HOURS LATER*
*lava spurts up out of hole, realsing a cloud of smoke and scorching the beach*
Me: *sobs* MY POOR SPADE. :( *spade lands beside me* YAY! *picks it up* OUCH OUCH OUCH! HOT! *plunges hand in lake*
Flaaaaaaaammmeeeee, go on chatzy?
*looks at Star* It's just a spade.
I know!! I hadn't seen it in years but now I'm getting back into all my old anime and manga obsessions!! I want my Dark Magician outfit back... :(
Kkkkkk
Haha.
Dark Magician. :D
Nout wrong with the dark magician! The red eyes black dragon will always be my favourite!! I'm also making a Kurioh!!
We (me and my siblings* started watching Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds on CITV one year. We loved it. It was amazing. We were duitifully sitting in front of the TV at 5 every school day. And in the holidays we always protested whenever our mum made us go somewhere at Yu-Gi-Oh time. Only then we went on holiday for two weeks and we MISSED the end of Season One. :(
We watched halfof Season Two next year, but we missed episodes, because of . . . something, dunno . . . and then forever after CITV had . . . stopped showing it . . . started repeating episodes . . . then stopped showing it full stop . . .
Us: DEVASTATED.
But we lived. Season Two didn't live up to Season One anyway. And apparently according to Robin the old Yu-Gi-Ohs were better.
*starts hissing and climbs up a tree* 5D's? Please, it's nothing, NOTHING, compared to the original!!! Ryou and Yami forever!!!!!
I'm still obsessed with Death Note, Fushigi Yuugi, D.N.Angel, Translucent and whatever else is on my bookcase:3
I need to buy all the manga of them, actually...
My fave anime shows are Mew Mew Power/Tokyo Mew Mew, Death Note and Yu-Gi-Oh!!!
*points at Lynxia* FURTHER PROOF. :)
But we were addicted to it, I tell you. That might have had something to do with it being on nearly every day . . .
IT WAS AMAZING. SEASON ONE AT LEAST.
One day, I'm gonna sit down and YouTube Yu-Gi-Oh all day to see the truth in your claims.
Bb in twenty mins.
Go to Daily Motion, it's not split into parts!
K Star!
Does anyone like James Bond?
I saw Skyfall yesterday.
K Star!
TOKYO MEW MEW!
the ending makes me happy:3
I love the end but I always feel sorry for Dren/Kisshu!
James Bond is all right, I'm not that much of a fan but I hear Skyfall is really good.
Loki doki, Star!
It was amazing.
Glad you enjoyed it!
*trumpet fanfare*
I have arrived!!
Hey Em!
bbs
Em! *tacklehugs*
*falls from the tackle*
Lol Hiya Lu
Me back!!
Morning. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KbqRPuQetY&list=UU2NU0s1H0p9N4jvF7qV59vA&index=9&feature=plcp
Man, I love this song!!
Hi Em.
BACK!
Bbs. I want to make pancakes. XD
WB Star!!
OK Luce!1
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.... We have writers?
Writers?
Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged. I love it!!
That reminds me. I need to type up chapter one of my new story. Y'know, the one without a name. I need a name . . .
Which one is that?
Which one is that?
I'm so bad at name. Double-Minded is my best yet.
You won't know it. Chapter One isn't up yet.
YouTube, episode 49 of the Abridged Series - it's fan made but AWESOME!!
Fan-made?
Awesome!!
*names
Never mind, Flame.
The bold and italics are irritating me now.
Hey Death!
Hi!!!!!
Have I missed anything since Derek's birthday???
Don't think so but then again I haven't been on much.
Back! :D
HI DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not that I know of.
WB Luce!!!
Thanks, Lynx:3
Hello, Death.
What have you missed? Uhm... Star died. And, that's about it. (':
WB LUSCATH!
Star died? Let's poke her!!! *pokes Star*
Thanks, Star. ^^
Oh yeah. I died. It was awesome. :)
*is poked* HEY!
Estrangelo Edessa. My new fav font.
*continues poking Star*
Why did you have to stay off?
STOP POKING OR I WILL SET THE ELVES ON YOU.
I died because Zath is writing a story using lots of the Bloglandians (Battle for Blogland) and he killed me off. XD
I found it hilarious.
O_O :/ D: !!!!!!!
Burn the sacred books? That's just completely uncalled for!!!
No and no. I was the only one who died. But I did explode a city of Hollow Men.
"Because Star Inkbright had died.
And she had saved us all.
(Sorry Ink!)"
Yeah. XD
I think he has too many characters, so he was getting rid of one to make more space . . . I WON'T BE THE LAST TO DIE. :(
*noms on muffin* Thanks Death!!! *hugs*
I ENCOURAGE EVERYONE HERE TO READ MY NEW STORY! . . . but you can't yet, coz it hasn't been posted. :P
*waves hand* Water under the bridge, Death. It's my Blog-day so this means that it's a new blog year for me - therefore it's a new start!
*dances round whilst head-banging to Japanese rave music*
Wi-fi annoys me so much sometimes, it takes forever for my laptop to connect!
*dances along whilst still typing* This character of mine is so pathetic. She actually is. I really don't like her.
Sorry I disappeared.
I'm sorry for being so distant!
I should really be doing work but Aussies have me distracted... :P
Nightshade???
WB Flame!!
I can't write fan fics to save my life!
We had:
Happy birthday to you,
I went to the zoo,
I saw a fat monkey,
And I thought it was you!
Sure it wa'n't Nightslayer, Death?
Though it could've been Nightshade.
Hello, Death.
...
Am I the oldest person on the blog right now? Because I feel so old. D:
Probably Luce! Sorry, 'bout that!
THE POST ARRIVED.
OMG
I HAVE TFO NEW PAPERBACK US EDITION
OMG IT'S SO PRETTY
O_O
OMFGG. ASDFGHJKL; IT'S SEXY
I'm 14.
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
O_O Never heard the bear grills thing, but I have heard; how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Luscathio: YAY!!!!!! :)
I'm fourteen years and fifty days old. :)
Lynxia's older than me.
Hey Eve!
HEYLO EVE!
Wait....so you're back because of the Melbourne Cup?
Hey Lynxia!
STAR, WE HAVE NO BANANAS.
Death, you're completly wrong.
I have to go now.
My stupid mother is making me clean.
Bye Phoenix!
http://bubblesforblood.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/happy-blog-day-to-me.html
I have to go now but can you read that for me??
DON'T WORRY, I HAVE ALL MY SPARE BANANAS! *points to big empty hole in ground*
*frowns* WAIT. WHERE ARE THEY ALL???
UH-OH. THE ELVES STOLE THEM! *runs into Elf territory to steal them back*
FOURS, LYNXIA. :(
*shouts at Elves* GIVE ME MY BANANAS BACK!
Elves: *look at me and mutter to each other in Elvish*
Me: *hopeful* Does that mean you'll considor it?
Elves: *pull out guns and start shooting*
Me: *hides behind an Elf House (which is magically bulletproof* Guess not. :(
^^^bulletproof)*
Bye Death, bye Lynxia!
Star, take this! *gives Star a banana-skin helmet*
Thank you, Master!!! *pulls helmet on and runs into gunfire* ARGH!!!
Now, were are the bananas?
. . . THE HOUSE! *runs into house, pounding front door with my helmet to get me through*
Lunch. Bbs.
??
*is back* Younger siblings are so annoying . . .
*starts rooting through the Elf House, dodging magical crossbow arrows*
Crossbows???
. . . They must've realised the guns don't affect me.
*frantically pulls open cupboard and throws their contents out*
AHA! A SECRET PANEL BEHIND A PICTURE!
*taps secret panel and it slides open, revealing a treasure trove of bananas*
YAY!!!!! . . . Oh wait, those are fake bananas. *scowls*
*Elf runs into room and shoots me with crossbow* OW!!!! *collapses on floor* Magic . . . sedative . . . *is unconscious*
*wakes up groggily* Mmh nmh mnh . . .
*bullets land in front of me* ARGH! *jumps*
*sits up and looks around cell* THE ELVES HAVE TAKEN ME PRISONER!
*Elven guard standing outside my cell waves at me. With his gun*
Argh. Yeah, don't worry, not trying anthing. *curls in ball and doesn't move*
Star! *hugs* I read another page of Artemis Fowl yesterday night, before I went to bed. So pleased with myself :D
Star, of course younger siblings are annoying! I'm the youngest of and I very much enjoy annoying my older brothers and sister :D
*of 4
HI IENI!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs*
I know. My sister is purposefully annoying because she finds it fun. IT'S HORRIBLE. D:
But it is fun annoying people! I try not to be annoying annoying, but so it's kinda funny...
Watching more Doctor Who today. Today it's Silence in the Library and Forest of the Dead.
River!!
ARGHHHHHHH.
My sister insisted to my brother that I could beat my brother in a match of crazybones, and now my brother's nagging me until I play with him because he wants to prove my sister wrong. We all know my brother's the best at crazybones. My sister just finds it all amusing. D:
Yay. Doctor Who. :)
*is now being tied up with string by brother*
*is now trying to avoid being licked* I'm holding him away from me with my leg. :/
YUCK. *wipes spit off face and carries on holding brother away whilst trying to finish typing comment*
NOOO not my phone! *holds phone away from brother*
Msd, though. :P
*brother is licking finger and wiping it on me*
Ew.
*is shouting that I shall never surren-
HE SPAT ALL OVER MY FOOT WHILE I WAS TYPING!!! *angry*
PLUS HE COMPLAINED ABOUT MY WASTING HIS SPIT!
*is being licked in face*
Crazybones?
Agh, got a really cheesey version of Happy Birthday stuck in my head -_-
Mmm...Jaffa Cakes are tasty :D
*offers Jaffa Cake*
Omg, sounds like a warzone there :O
*brother is yelling coz I jabbed his hand in his mouth and got it covered in apit*
Noq he's moaning coz I stole his rope he was typing me up with . . .
*has trapped brother between my legs and is being licked on back of fingers whilst writing comment*
I actually want him to be spitting,on me now, coz BETTER ME THAN MY,POSSESSIONS! :/
Star.....it's not getting any less ew. :P
URGHHHHH YUCK! He just covered half my face in spit . . . Ergh and it stinks as well . . . *sniffs hands and winces*
ARGH NOW HE'S STRANGLING MY FOOT. :/
NOW HE'S GOT BORED OF ROPING ME AND IS WRITING HIS NAME OF MY FOREHEAD IN SPIT.
OH YUCK AND HE'S SPAT ON MY FOOT AGAIN*
Apparently he's run out of spit. Phew.
Yay. I finally vacated my bed and ran downstairs. He couldn't do anything to me in the living room coz ny dad was there so now he's lost interest and is watching TV. I'm back in my room coz the living room has rubbish signal, and I've washed my face and hands. :)
Oh. First.
I'll ded when I get hit by a flash of inspiration. That will probably be as I'm going to sleep. :(
SEE???? LONGER SIBLINGS = IRRITATING.
. . . Actually, it was pretty fun, but don't tell him that. XD It's nagging I don't like. :(
*YOUNGER
Where did I get longer from? :/
*smiles in satisfaction at the squeals coming from downstairs* Ny dad is giving my brother a severe tickling. GOOD.
. . . Did I scare you all away? XD
Yes. Yes you did :O
Actually, I'm really freaked out, because I'm doing a presentation on ghosts with my friend for English and the local legends are really freaking me out :O
Hi peoples of Blogland!
I was finally given permission to collect!
YAY!!!!! Hi Kes!
O_O Ghosts are freaky.
Ghosts ARE freaky. *nods sagely*
Hi Kal!
*goes to check out new post*
Hi everybody!
-.;g
Heeeeeeelo?
For those of you who come here in a search for people, they are on the new post
Hey Pleghm. Until you choose a taken name, this is what im calling you :D
Nix - what new post??
Pleghm. Say something. Pleeeeeease.
Cant wait for it. :)
The Maleficient Seven.
I swear I didn't know about it this early.
But then again.
I suppose I must have.
Evil Tanith.
Eeeeevil.
Elongate your vowels.
Boooooooooooop.
*griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins*
#ChaseForBook9
*scowls*
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
MINE
Danni, Jai, you guys are amazing :3
Herrow, I'm here early just because :)
Apparently not XD
How's life, Tia?
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