Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Dammit...

Right, well, SOMEBODY at Harper Collins messed up, and I am NOT a happy writer. But, for those of you who may have heard, yes, it is true, you are getting a Tanith Low novella coming you way early in 2013 so, um...

SURPRISE!

Grrrrr.

And before you get carried away with what it might be about or who might be in it, the synopsis provided was an early one, before I'd actually started the damn thing. Biggest change? Ghastly ain't in it. Probably.

So what IS it about, you ask?

It's about God-Killer weapons. Four of them, scattered around the world. Four weapons that could hurt- even kill- Darquesse whenever she arrives. Tanith, being thoroughly devoted to dear Darquesse, does not want these weapons falling into enemy hands. So she recruits a gang of misfits and villains and off she goes to snatch them before the good guys come calling.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to stomp away and find someone to beat up...



EDIT

Also, to all my east coast Ameriminions, you better stay safe during this storm and all these power outages. That is an ORDER.

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Unknown said...

It's Shawn because the world is insane

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I just checked and I guess it IS Shawn...


THAT'S A DUMB WAY TO SAY THAT NAME! Bah! It's spelled funny!

*rants*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I collect! I do! *points to profile picture*

Anonymous said...

Val, my sister is 7, so I can't make her read them yet, and I would probably be really mean and make her go find her own copies, becaus she is not going anywhere NEAR mine.

Unknown said...

I was reading a book and I'm talking about it, and I say Sean, and my mom starts talking about how it's pronounced Shawn. I'm standing there going "but Dean isn't pronounced DAWN"

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

My sister threatened to snap peoples' wrists if they tried to touch my book.


She's a good guardian of them. *nods*

Anonymous said...

Val, I know that. *glares at profile picture*

I have decided that the only reason I want there to be a movie is so we can get MERCHANDISE.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I want there to be a movie, but only if it's EXACTLY like the book.


*cough and I really want to be Valkyrie cough*

Unknown said...

I need someone to defend my books. I lent the first SP to my friend, she loses it, and I find it AT SCHOOL. TWO YEARS LATER

Anonymous said...

Sevpie, the only reason I know that is because I know someone named Sean, and I went YEARS thinking it was spelled Shawn. >.<

Unknown said...

YES I WANT THE MOVIE. there is nothing definite about when it comes out and I'm annoyed

Unknown said...

Do you guys watch Dr. Who or Sherlock?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Unknown said...

I'm on the 4th season right now

Anonymous said...

Val, I want to be Tanith or Crystal.


Sevpie, DO NOT SAY THAT! I lent Anerican Edition of Book 1 to someone, and he lost it, so I don't even want to THINK about not having it for 2 years

Unknown said...

I like Donna and Rose. Martha annoys me. *covers face with arms* DON'T JUDGE ME!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

The newest Doctor is my favourite, but David Tennant's a close second :D

Unknown said...

No, I made her buy me another. The book was 4 cents. Shipping was 4$

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Doctor Who!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sepia, I LOVE Doctor Who. What I'm doing is watching all of the 11th Doctor, and then going back and watching seasons 1-4.

I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

Anonymous said...

*Sevpie damn spellcheck

Unknown said...

I'm on this one where there are these cars that are wacky, and Martha returned, and this lady's driving into the lake and her car's going "This is your final destination" and I'm trying not to laugh hysterically

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Amy is my favourite companion.


But I do like Jenna Louise-Coleman.

In Asylum of the Daleks my family were just like, "Woah... She looks like you... Weird...'

Unknown said...

I wasn't watching Dr. Who yet when I read KOTW so I did not understand the fez reference

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

My friend dressed as the Doctor for Halloween and she said people kept shouting "DOCTOR!" at her XD

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I saw the fez reference and spazzed out.

Unknown said...

which doctor?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

11th Doctor.

Unknown said...

Matt Smith right?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

YES. HE IS AMAZING :D


But I can't help but notice that his eyebrows seem to have disappeared.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Kes, you probably already read the article but check your email.

Unknown said...

THAT SCENE IN THE SIXTH HARRY POTTER MOVIE WHERE THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING OUT OF THE LAKE? THESE THINGIES ARE COMING OUT OF GOO AND I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS

Anonymous said...

My friend and my other kind-of-fiend have a class together that I don't have, and they were looking at pictures of Europe, and there were lots of Angel statues, and they both started having panic attacks. They had to ask to leave the room with pieces of paper without the information on them. The teacher, being the amazing Whovian hat she is, immediately understood and let them go.

Unknown said...

is it bad that i laugh when bad guys hurt good guys that aren't the doctor or his companion?

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

No. Some are idiots.

Unknown said...

The guy with a locker below me has a million pictures on his locker of the loran, but one time i dropped my binder and looked up and saw THE MOST UTTERLY TERRIFYING PICTURE OF AN ANGEL

Unknown said...

*lorax

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I went on a school computer and saved a Weeping Angel as the screen saver. It was hilarious.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

In art, we have to make sculptures of something that has parts of three different animals, monsters, or aliens. I used a cat, duck, and weeping angel. The research was terrifying-she made us research and print out pictures of them.

Anonymous said...

SPD, OHMIGOLDENGOD!

Do you it is bad that when I make a mistake typing, I say "You shall be deleted" in a Daleky way before deleting it?

Unknown said...

My grade is putting on Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. I auditioned for Edmund (knew I wouldn't get it, she wanted a boy) but I think I'm gonna get Mr. Tumnus

Unknown said...

that was kind of off topic

Unknown said...

GEEZ KESSIE, now i'm gonna start doing that

Anonymous said...

Also, I use *spoilers* way too often. and I MUST HAVE hallucinogenic lipstick.

Anonymous said...

Sevpie, I like Susan.

Unknown said...

my friend watches all out of order and talks about later episodes. She hadn't watched the first episode with David Tennant, but she's watching the most recent season

Unknown said...

susan?

Anonymous said...

Am I the youngest minion besides Brave? I think I am. I'm 11.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I want hallucinogenic lipstick SO BADLY

Unknown said...

I'm 13

Anonymous said...

Susan from The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

Anonymous said...

Val, it would be SO COOL.

Unknown said...

OH YEAH. *facepalm*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm thirteen. AND A HALF.


*nods*

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

12. I want a TARDIS!

Anonymous said...

Heh.

To most people this would be a stupid question, but which is better, the TARDIS or the Bentley?

Unknown said...

I am 13 and 4 months

Unknown said...

time travelling bentley
duh

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

A TARDIS that looks like a Bentley!

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

The TARDIS disguised as the Bentley!

Unknown said...

my mom just got to val discovering skulduggery is a skeleton

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Ha. We came up with the same thing. Creepy.

Anonymous said...

Sevpie, I wish my mum would read them. But I'm so scared of them not liking them.

Anonymous said...

Seriously though, if you had to choose.

Unknown said...

My mom loved Gordon's will
"I love you all, even those I don't particularily like. That's you Beryl"

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

TARDIS. A brand new one so I could disguise it as a Bentley.

Unknown said...

TARDIS. bcuz then I can go back in time and buy a Bentley. Though I can't drive. One time, my dad let me park the car, and I started FREAKING OUT and making him take the wheel back

Unknown said...

SPD's plan is good too

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I love Beryl.

Unknown said...

there's some character named Ross and I keep thinking the Doctor's saying Rose. This is why I watch with subtitles

Anonymous said...

Beryl is a




*****SPOILERS!!!
















TREKKIE!
















***SPOILER OVER*******

Unknown said...

I loved that so much.

SPOILERS










I REALLY LIKED CAROL AND THEN AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!


incidentally, after I finished Dark Days I was convinced that Val's reflection was evil and NOW I'M RIGHT!!!!!

VICTORY IS AS SWEET AS HALLOWEEN CANDY.





SPOILERS OVER

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I love that show and set of movies. My dad and I are what Beryl is too.

Unknown said...

I want to watch that at some point. I'm finishing season 4 of dr. who, then watching Merlin (my friends are obsessed) and THEN star trek. so little time

Anonymous said...

Same. I love it too. But I like Doctor Who better, and I can't say that because if I do, my dad and grandma will kill me.

Unknown said...

What do you guys think of the Harry Potter books?

Anonymous said...

Can anyone give me a link where I can buy the trade paperbacks of 1-5 cheap?

Unknown said...

No sorry I buy from Amazon UK

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Not as good as SP. I like them. The movies were okay. The first movie was the best. The third book was the best.

Anonymous said...

I love Harry Potter.

When I am old, I will be sitting in my rocking chair reading Harry Potter, and my family will say, "After all this time?"

And I will say, "Always."

Unknown said...

The seventh book is EEYUCKERS

Unknown said...

I like the other's though

Unknown said...

have you guys seen the Very Potter Musical?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I read the first one, but stopped after that. I saw the movies, though.

Unknown said...

I've read them all, and seen the 1st 2nd 3rd and 6th movies

Anonymous said...

Sevpie, so do I, but I can't find them of any besides 6 and 7.

SPD, I think the third book was definitely the best, and I loved the fifth movie. I hated the sixth movie, and loved the book.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I found this one copy is $59.


http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ol/B0084V1XNK/ref=aw_d_ol

Anonymous said...

Sevpie, nobut I have seen PPP.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Wait, that's DB.

Anonymous said...

One second, and I'll find you this RIDICULOUSLY expensive one.

Unknown said...

I really like the 4th book, but I always stop before they go in the maze. I read it once, thank you very much. I AM A HUFFLEPUFF AND CEDRIC DIGGORY IS A DISGRACE

Unknown said...

what's PPP

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Oh, I saw that 5000 dollar Skulduggery Plesant book.

Unknown said...

WHAT? $5000????? I mean, they're good, but that's ridiculous

Unknown said...

*great

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm a Slytherin!


*makes evil plans*

Unknown said...

I AM PROUD TO BE HUFFLEPUFF. but only because I'm one. I'm the only good Hufflepuff

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Ravenclaw!

Unknown said...

now we just need a gryffindor.

does anyone else think that Harry Potter is the worst member of the team? *flinches* I'M NOT SORRY

Anonymous said...

Racenclaw!

Oh good, I don't have to find it then. Yeah, it wasn't even hardcover.

PPP-Potter Puppet Pals

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I do! He should be a Slytherin. That's what I think. Though I don't think they'd want him.

Anonymous said...

Sevpie, he's annoying. Snape is the best.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Snape! I love Snape.

Unknown said...

Oh. I was in NYC this summer and I saw Potted Potter. It was HYSTERICAL!

Guy A: So you finally read Deathly Hallows?
Guy B: DON'T REMIND ME!
A: ?
B: THEY'RE DEAD!!
A: Who?
B: EVERYBODY!!

Anonymous said...

I threw the book at the walk when he and Dobby



SPOILERS















died
















SPOILERS OVER

Unknown said...

B: If they make a movie, it should be two parts. One about the camping, and the other about the death.

AND WE PLAYED QUIDDITCH. sort of

Unknown said...

go on youtube and look up HISHE Harry Potter and HISHE Harry Potter Best Movie Awards

Anonymous said...

Quidditch is amazing. I have been to the Garry Potter theme park in Universal. I got Butterbeer(which was a-freaking-mazing) and VOLDEMORT'S WAND!

Unknown said...

Garry Potter? I would read that

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I have Luna Lovegood's wand. Harry Potter land was amazing.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Check out this price. Not as crazy as the 5000 dollar one, but still.



http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ol/0007464983/ref=aw_d_ol?qid=1351909023&sr=1-12


Anonymous said...

*Harry Potter

Did you get Butterbeer? I was so mad that there was no Snape wand. And I went for my birthday but they didn't pick me for the demonstration. :(

Unknown said...

OMG SPD! Can you say insanity?

Anonymous said...

That is insane, but it makes a slight amount of sense, seeing as they are 5 hardcovers.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Awww. I didn't get butter beer. And I was sad. But we went two days and on one of them I was sick and delirious. Book one copy for 39 cents (US used paperback).

Unknown said...

but, but, they, *bangs head against wall*

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Insanity. Yes I can. My friend can talk and sing with her mouth closed. It's really cool.

Unknown said...

Do you guys have braces?

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

No.

39 cents copy o book one:


http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ol/0061231177/ref=aw_d_ol?qid=1351908746&sr=1-1


Interesting prices including the 5000 dollar one. Pay close attention to Dark Days and Mortal Coil:


http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/s/ref=is_pn_4?rh=n%3A283155%2Ck%3ASkulduggery+Pleasant&page=5&keywords=Skulduggery+Pleasant&ie=UTF8&qid=1351909476


Anonymous said...

Yes. I got my fudging top ones on ON HALLOWEEN but I've had the bottom ones for over a year.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I didn't know there was such a thing as this:


http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/5513304430/ref=mp_s_a_1?qid=1351909666&sr=1-54&pi=SL75

Unknown said...

I have orthodontist and dentist appointments on Monday. Right. After. Halloween.

Unknown said...

SPD, I kind of want that

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Hardback copy of book one (beats your price Kes):


http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ol/B00A0ALXOW/ref=aw_d_ol?qid=1351909828&sr=1-81

Unknown said...

is someone actually going to BUY that?

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Okay, just check out all of these prices:


http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/s/ref=is_pn_8?rh=n%3A283155%2Ck%3ASkulduggery+Pleasant&page=9&keywords=Skulduggery+Pleasant&ie=UTF8&qid=1351909969


ClockworkFallenAngel said...

That'd be stupid of them.

Anonymous said...

1 second, iPods acting up

Unknown said...

what are you listening to?

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Need a new page-tired of scrolling.

Unknown said...

me too, also tired of reloading the page

Anonymous said...

Nothing. I'm using the iPod to talk to you people.

Unknown said...

Ohhhh. Yeah, mine's just for music. It's that tiny one that's all screen and shaped like a square and I have no idea what it's called

Anonymous said...

Holy shite! 10,00$!

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Yours is the IPod. Kessie's is the IPod touch. Mine is the IPhone.

Unknown said...

NO ONE WILL BUY THESE! prices are sooo weird

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Derek, my mom is telling me to tell you to get new publishers!

Anonymous said...

Why?

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Because Harper Collins won't release the books here in America but will in basically every other place in Earth.

Anonymous said...

I mean, I completely agree, (damn Anerican HarperCollins)

Unknown said...

YES. CHANGE PUBLISHERS.

Unknown said...

If they're published here, there will be more Ameriminions

Anonymous said...

We are actually closer to Ireland than they are to Australia.

Unknown said...

I know! I want to move to Australia, but not really because I hate the heat

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't make much of a difference for me.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I want to move to Ireland.

Unknown said...

Where do you live again?

Anonymous said...

Florida.

Unknown said...

Bye, guys. I've gotta go.

Anonymous said...

Bye Sevpie!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*scowls*


Amanda isn't at my house yet... I AM SO BOREDDDDDDDD

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Bye Magpie! I live in WA state.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Hey Val!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Washington State. The rainiest place ever. *nods*


Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi SPD!


I was just thinking... Wouldn't it be weird if we knew each other in real life and didn't know it?

Anonymous said...

I have to now- was up past midnight last night and getting up early. Night!

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

It would be. But we dont. I've seen pictures of you and I don't live in Edmonds.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I love rain. It means the sun isn't pounding heat onto us.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Darn.


Bye Kestrel!

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I want a new page. Scrolling is tough work.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

New page!

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

New!

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Finally. No more scrolling!

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I dedicate this to Magpie because she hasn't gotten a page dedicated to her yet so now, I'm the first to dedicate a page to her.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I'll be back in like ten minutes.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Bye!

Ariana Shade said...

Hello!

Ariana Shade said...

WooHoo! I commented from my phone!!!

Ariana Shade said...

Ahhhhhhh! So excited for a Tanith novella!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'll have to buy a copy of the novella in Ireland...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Along with, y'know, the rest of the series.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/2012/11/something-epic.html

Lynxia Lost said...

People had better be here this morning because it's my Blog-day! If nobody turns up I might cry!! ;_;

Luciana said...

Hello...?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HAPPY BLOG DAY, LYNXIA!

Lynxia Lost said...

LUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glomps and tacklehugs then gives party hat*

Lynxia Lost said...

Yay!! People are here!!!!

Luciana said...

Happy blog day, Lynx! *hugs*

Lynxia Lost said...

*hugs back* So, how is everyone this morning?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm tired, because it's, like, two in the morning, but otherwise I'm good. :D

Lynxia Lost said...

I've just woken up!! It's 9am here!

Luciana said...

I'm alright. :) I'm annoyed, though... Fifteen more days. :/ I don't want to be old. D:

How're you, Lynxia, my dear?

Lynxia Lost said...

I'm really good even though I have school again on Monday.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

HI!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Flame!! *glomps*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HI FLAME! *waves*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

HAPPY BLOG DAY LYNXIA! *hugs*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*pokes Val in the eye suspiciously*

*arches eyebrow*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*arches eyebrow back*

Luciana said...

Hello, Flame. :)

Wbd, got loads of work to do today. :/

Star Inkbright said...

HAPPY BLOG-DAY LYNXIA!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

How is everyone today?

Lynxia Lost said...

Okay Luce!!

Hey Star!! *hugs*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm tired, and going to bed...

Night!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hi Lucianna! *hugs* :)

Burn it, buuuuurn it now!

Star Inkbright said...

It's my sister's birthday sleepover today. It was meant to be two weeks ago, but it got cancelled coz my brother had chickenpox.

Lynxia Lost said...

I'm pretty good, Flame, you?

Star Inkbright said...

FOURS IVY! :(

I'm SAD coz half term's nearly over. :(

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Val!!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Bye Val! *hugs*

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