Right, well, SOMEBODY at Harper Collins messed up, and I am NOT a happy writer. But, for those of you who may have heard, yes, it is true, you are getting a Tanith Low novella coming you way early in 2013 so, um...
SURPRISE!
Grrrrr.
And before you get carried away with what it might be about or who might be in it, the synopsis provided was an early one, before I'd actually started the damn thing. Biggest change? Ghastly ain't in it. Probably.
So what IS it about, you ask?
It's about God-Killer weapons. Four of them, scattered around the world. Four weapons that could hurt- even kill- Darquesse whenever she arrives. Tanith, being thoroughly devoted to dear Darquesse, does not want these weapons falling into enemy hands. So she recruits a gang of misfits and villains and off she goes to snatch them before the good guys come calling.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to stomp away and find someone to beat up...
EDIT
Also, to all my east coast Ameriminions, you better stay safe during this storm and all these power outages. That is an ORDER.
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«Oldest ‹Older 4201 – 4400 of 4852 Newer› Newest»(Dams are important to many types of wildlife, and humans too! *nods* and being single is okay too.
You strike me as someone who does whatever-the-hell she pleases, btw... somehow this made sense in my head...
...
*glares murderously at Rhos*
What did I tell you about condoms!? Do you ever listen to what you're told?
*glare intensifies*)
Annabelle- *swallows and just nods at Inky*
So do I..
(*facepalm* so I'm gonna have to buy a book..)
(Kas! *squeaks*)
Kas tbh, no not really and i haven't had kids yet (yes I plan on having kids one day )
(What book, Jai?)
*picks up belle and copper and takes them out*
Cole: *embraces anna*
(Ok, Rhos.
*squeaks back at Chloe*
*doesn't understand the language*
*probably said something offensive in squeak*
*didn't want to arouse suspicion*)
(Also I not at the stage for needing condoms.... Silly man *shakes head*)
(Greetings humans)
(Hey Jacko! How art thou?)
(Cirque de freak. Someone bought me the second in the series but not the first.)
(...actually that...ooooh. THAT'S why the film 'the vampires assistant' confused me!)
Annabelle: *hugs Cole tightly*
(hey Jack)
Bethany: It would be so nice...
Cole: let it out
(I've read the first
And omfg mrs brown turned up on Michael mcintyres!)
*is still sat in my armchair*
Greetings Ed )
(Good thanks Chloe, you?
Hello Jai, how be you?
Hello Gar and Kas)
(Still sits on rhos)
We could do, you know. Spend eternity together..
*smiles*
Hey wanna know a good thing?
(I'm okay ^^)
Annabelle: *shakes head*
(Queen, the music of victory)
Cole: please don't bottle it all up ...
Bethany: We could.
I do want to know a good thing. *smiles*
*smiles and huggles Chlo*
*pulls out a bubble pipe and blows some*
(nobody and i mean NOBODY! Innuendo that...)
(*huggles*
*thinks it but says nothing*)
(*Laughs quietly*)
(*glares at Jack*)
Annabelle: *sniffles*
H-how...why?
*looks at Cole, fighting tears*
Why us..
*snuggles close*
Even if Minerve did get my soul and..dispose of it..I'll still exist. Because out souls are tied..I've a little of yours, you've a little of mine..
Thank you Chlo *snuggles* )
*Glares at Ed* )
(*Looks innocent but still laughs*)
Cole: I don't know .... Bad things happen to good people...
(*snuggles*)
(*grins evily*
*cough*BlowthatpipeRhos,blowittillthosethingscomeout*cough*)
(Sil!)
Mercy: *Heads downstairs in the cottage* Whats all the noise about?
(*Laughs even more*)
Annabelle: *sniffles* b-but..
Bethany: *snuggles back against her, smiling* You may have a little of my soul tied to yours, but you own the rest of it too.
(*looks innocent*
Yes Chloe?)
Cole: it's happened...I just wish I can turn the clock
*looks at mercy and glares* tell me were ed is
Awwww Christ.... That's bad Jai.... *covers Chloe's ears*
You can't use that kind of language around little ears! )
(No innuendos!)
*smiles and kisses her gently*
Mine..
Mercy: Never gonna happen sweetie
(Yes innuendos!)
Annabelle: Clock..
*growls* don't call me that .,.tell me
(Rhos! But I'm older than Sil!)
Cole: yes...
No innuendos!
Not on here anyway!
Email by all means but not here because of young peoples!
Mercy: Fine honey *grins* but is there not a bigger problem here with the baby?
Bethany: *kisses her back* I am.
I know you are Chlo! But your mind needs to be preserved from all the dirtiness!
Yes..,Justin is dead...*frowns* only Ed is allowed to call me honey
(Who counts as young peoples?)
(And you're BOTH older than me!)
Annabelle: what...Ed?
*smiles*
And I'm yours..
(I live with my parents
My mind is filthy)
Well
Vel does and people around that age *nods* )
Mercy: Ed is dead Belle, sorry
Cole: isn't he dead?
(I dedicate to Michael McIntyre)
And true dat Chloe (you having a dirty mind...)
Hear hear!)
(Hear hear)
Mercy: Yes Cole, he is. Miss Flame here killed him
No he isn't! You lie *growls*
(*pokes Rhos* you realize I'm younger than both of you and I'm the one saying the innuendos..)
Annabelle: Oh..
Mercy: Of course I lie honey
Cole: what?
I stabbed him but I didn't kill him!
Taw: *wonders in*
*looks at her* just in time *runs oit*
*shouts* I'm going to find him!
Bethany: *smiles and kisses her passionately*
Mercy: Yes, she murdered him *runs after her* You wont find him
*glares at Jai* no touching... I have issue! (quote from a game...)
And yes you are younger than me and Chlo and yes you are making the innuendos so that's why I say quit it!
Whys that?
Mercy: He managed to successfully fake his death, he obviously doesn't want to be found
Annabelle: *looks highly confused*
*kisses her passionately back, smiling, slightly grazing Beth's lower lip with her top teeth*
I'll find him! *changes into a wolf and howls*
MrBBWolf: *wanders around blogland*
Wolfgang: *hears the howl*
*replies with his own howl*
Cole: just let it out sweetie
Mercy: *Laughs* Even if all your friends were helping you, he wouldn't let you find him would he. Only one person knows how to track him
*changes back into human * I know how to find him *smiles and draws a dagger*
*stabs herself in her stomach*
Annabelle: *presses against Cole*
We..we should b-bury...
*voice goes a bit higher, more strained*
Or burn..
Mercy: How the hell will that help *carrys her back to the cottage and places her on the bed and activates healing sigils*
Cole: bury...so he becomes part of the circle of life ...
Wolfgang: *returns to his pack*
You *shouts to a random wolf* get me a beer!
And you *shouts to another wolf* you come with me *smiles*
(*pokes Chloe* )
Let go! Last time I did that he came ! *makes a break for the window *
Annabelle: *nods, desperately fighting back tears*
(*pokes Rhos back*)
Bethany: What was that?
Cole: let them flow Anna...
Mercy: *Holds her down until she is healed* He wants people to think he is dead, let him
But I need him...the children need him *shakes*
Um.. another human culture?
Annabelle: our baby-y..
Mercy: No they don't, they are safer with you. Help Belle and Cole
Cole: I know .::he will be missed
Wolfgang: *walks into a building with the wolf*
*looks straight at the sole occupant of the building*
Well Mr Falcone, are you going to tell me why you were sneaking about?
(*pokes Chloe again harder* )
Bethany: Do you want to do it again?
They need alone time *tears run down face* I still love him
(Ow!)
Annabelle: *nods*
*quietly*
I want him back..
I..Only if you want..
Mercy: Yes you obviously do, but you wont find him alone and everyone else believes he is dead. You look as though you want to believe he is alive as you are guilty for killing him
Cole : we will find ed...he can get him back,,,
(Ah ha! It works!
Now lets try this... *huggles tightly* )
Annabelle: Ed's dead..
It's the worst thing I've done... *cries more*
I..want him back.,,I can't be without hjm
Cole: I don't think so...that guy was lying
Bethany: I'd like to. *smiles*
(I will be back soon.)
Mercy: He planned this out exactly, you know he is alive but no one else does, so no one will help you
Will you help? Do me a favour...I'd do anything
Annabelle: really?
Good.
*kisses her passionately again*
Mercy: I made a promise to him, I would watch over you. I will help if you manage to convince others he is alive
Cole: yes
Inky Flame the invisible ninja, Felix Corruption, Tawnee, Cole, Alys (The other half of the new ship Garky) (Chloe G) said...
Will you help? Do me a favour...I'd do anything
*insert innuendo here*
(*watches Jack Ryan and plays Innuendo Bingo*)
Okay... *jumps out of bed*
*runs to cole*
Hey,,,ed is alive ! You must believe me!
Cole: I know...
Annabelle: but..inky killed him..
He faked his own death! That guy said so!
Cole: she isn't lying e
Mercy: No, he is dead. Prove it Miss Flame
(Kassy!
And dan and Phil did innuendo bingo once)
Cole: you are lying *growls*
We went to the arch and Eds soul wasn't there...he is alive
Annabelle: *looks confused* how..?
MrBBWolf: *keeps walking, pacing*
Mercy: you have no evidence
I don't know how but if I convince you he's alive Thai dude will help me find him! He is alive! His son told me so!
Mr Falcone: *spits in Wolfgang's face* sure... I'll tell you when you give me immortality!
Wolfgang: We both know that's never going to happen! Now I ask the question again, what are you doing here?
Mr Falcone: Fuck you!
Wolfgang: Fine we'll do this the hard way *gestures the other wolf forward*
Other wolf: *starts beating Mr Falcone*
(Chloe, Garrett might be a little late for the wedding.... )
(I blame and thank Jai for all the innuendos we seem to be seeing around here...)
(Okay ^.^)
(I blame my parents)
Annabelle: I..believe inky.
Mercy: NO, he is DEAD! This took months of planning
Thanks Anna
Annabelle: *flinches* planning?
*punches mercy* they believe me...bring him back
Mercy: I mean, Inky planned to kill him for months!
Mercy: *Stumbles* No
Annabelle: I believe Inky..he's alive..
No I never! It was a last minute thing!
Cole: *stands and towers over mercy and growls* you are lying
Mercy: No, she murdered him!
(you can see why he's going to be late.... *gestures to the shiz between him and Wolfgang*)
Garrett: *laughs* punch me hard man, just you wait...
Wolf: *continues beating Garrett
Wolfgang: *just watches and smiles*
Mercy: She admitted to killing him, you heard her
Annabelle: she wouldn't!
(That Wolfgang!)
I thought I did but I was taken away before actually seeing him die...I'm fed up o this I'll find him *runs out*
Mercy: You think she wouldn't kill? She just punched me!
Smith: *Steps out and trips Inky* Sorry
Annabelle: Inky dies if her mate dies!
Mercy: *Sighs* Fine, but I will not help you find him
*falls*
You bastard.,,he can help you with your curse!
Smith: No he cant
(brb)
(I'm off to bed now
Nos da
We shall continue this tomoz)
Annabelle: please..
*grabs Mercy's hand*
Please! He m-might be the only way..to save our b-boy..
*starts crying*
(Wolfgang is a hard ass who doesn't like people meddling in his shiz and that's what Garrett does best (meddling because he finds it fun to muck things up for other people ) )
Wolfgang: *barks* that's enough
Wolf: *backs away from Gar slowly*
Gar: *spits some blood onto the floor* you are a dead man! *smiles*
Wolfgang: Oh I'm so scared! I'm shitting bricks..... *laughs*
(Goodnight Chlo)
(Night Chloe bye ed.)
MrBBWolf: *walks in on Garr being beaten*
Uh.
(Bye Chloe and ok)
Mercy: Why would he save him?
(I better head off too, tomorrow the adventure continues)
Wolf: *looks straight at Mr bb wolf* what do you want *advances menacingly towards him*
Wolfgang: *curb stomps Gars foot instantly breaking the bone*
Gar: Ahhhh! *bites back a scream*
(Bye ed)
MrBBWolf: *backs away from the wolf and hears Garr's cry*
M-my associate...tion..the m-man...he-he's wanted..
Wolf: Well you better tell the boss *nods in the direction of Wolfgang*
Wolfgang: Does that hurt? Have you got a boo-boo?
Gar: Don't be sarcy with me bud *spits on Wolfgang again*
MrBBWolf: *looks at Wolfgang and clears his throat*
Excuse me?
Wolfgang: *turns and towers over Mr wolf* (he's 6.8ft!) what do you want?
Gar: Hey wolf! Get me out of this please! (to Mr bb wolf)
MrBBWolf: *backs up a step, swallowing*
That..Um..person...h-he's a want-ted criminal and...and I-I've been o-ordered to br-ring him in..
(I am back.)
Bethany: *kisses her passionately back, smiling*
Wolfgang: Wanted by who? *grins*
Gar: *starts trying to break his bonds*
(welcome back!)
*brushes Beth's lower lip with her fangs*
MrBBWolf: Um t-the blogland accos-ssiation for amp-ple capture o-of wanted.. BAFACOW f-for short..
(Damn it could've been BAFACOCK if I'd used criminal kind instead of wanted!)
Bethany: *smiles and continues to kiss her*
Wolfgang: As much as I would like to help you, unfortunately he's crossed me and he's suffering the consequences of that...
Which reminds me *turns around and delivers a thunderous uppercut to gar's lower jaw breaking it when the punch connects and knocking him out*
You can have him now....
Gar: *takes the punch and slumps in the chair*
*nibbles her lip gently*
(Aww god.... That was even worse than the one earlier about the bubble pipe )
MrBBWolf: Th-thank you..
*unties Garr and drags him away*
Wolfgang: *watches Mr Wolf drag Gar away*
*calls up a couple of wolves*
Follow him and see I he's lying about this bafacow
Wolf 1 and 2 *start following mr Wolf* (so they can see him but he can't see them )
Gar *is still unconscious and is dragged away by Mr wolf*
MrBBWolf: *keeps dragging Garr, struggling slightly*
*waits until a decent distance away then gives up, presuming it safe, sitting next to Garr*
*pants, tired*
Wolf 1: *stops and watches mr Wolf*"
Wolf 2: *sneaks a bit closer*
Gar: *starts coming round*
Where is.... *goes out again*
MrBBWolf: *glances at Garr*
Um...Okay...I'll wait for you to wake u-up again..
*sighs*
Unl-lucky lad...t-took qu-quite a bea-ating
Wolf 1: *decides to go back to Wolfgang*
Wolf 2: *stays and continues watching*
Gar: *sleeps and rolls side to side in his sleep mumbling about Tawnee*
MrBBWolf: *sighs*
*pulls the brim of his hat lower, curling up*
Or maybe you're not so unlucky..
*shakes head and starts falling asleep*
Wolf 1: *returns to Wolfgang*
Wolfgang: What is it?
Wolf 1: The guy in the hat lied to you, there is no bafacow
Wolfgang: *changes into semi-wolf form and howls* how dare him!
Wolf 2: *sneaks even closer while the pair is sleeping*
Gar: Wakes up and sits up* owww! *holds jaw in pain and rubs it*
MrBBWolf: *wakes up due to Garr's noise*
*yawns*
Hey...y-you okay..?
Gar: Not really... I feel like I've been hit by a bus...
Wolfgang: Show me where they are!
Wolf 1: *starts leading Wolfgang to Mr wolf and Gar*
Wolf 2: *sits down and continues watching Mr wolf and Gar*
MrBBWolf: *nods*
Y-you took qu-quite a beating...
Gar: Wait! I was beaten? (he's forgotten some of what happened)
(I'll leave the wolves out for a short time (they'll probably come back in tomorrow ) )
(Okay.)
MrBBWolf: y-yeah..badly..
Gar: *sarcastically * great...
Do you know who did it?
MrBBWolf: a t-tall guy...s-scary...
Gar: Right so I'm looking for a tall scary guy.... *frowns*
Do you know anything about this guy?
MrBBWolf: *shakes head*
Gar: Okay *nods and continues rubbing jaw*
Now, lets asses my injuries...
MrBBWolf: y-your r-ribs are p-probably bad...y-your foot too..
Gar: So i have taken a beating... *spits a mouthful of blood on the floor and wipes his lip*
*a wild vampire hair-ruffler appears*
(Hey Kas.)
MrBBWolf: *winces*
Yeah..
(Hey, Jai and Rhos.
How are you both?
How are you holding up, Jai?)
(Hows it going Kas?)
Gar: Well lets get me sorted shall we? *tries to stand up*
(and I'm good thank you )
(I am tired. But safe in my room.)
MrBBWolf: *helps him stand*
(My holidays are ok.
And I've been thinking about an ideal relationship. And realised that my ideal partner should be single. And I should be single. And we shouldn't enter a relationship. And that is somehow meant to make sense. Because, like, we should both be people who don't really want to be in a relationship. So we won't.
But. Then it all comes down to sex as that's all it is. And I don't think I want that kind of relationship. So. Neither I nor my potential life partner should be in a relationship or having sex. Which doesn't make sense. I guess we should be friends.
I don't know what prompted that.)
(@Kas so you and your potential life partner are just best friends? So.. aromantic?)
Gar: Thank you Mr wolf,
Now to the nearest place I can get healed, it can't be a hospital though because they'd ask questions.
(Kas, I agree with Jai here, that seems to be what you're saying *nods*)
Pfft, as if that'll ever happen!
We'll be looking at our children and wondering what the hell happened and is it too late to be just best friends.
(But yeah, that's what I'm saying, I think.)
Kas, maybe you need to sleep, because when you're tired your thoughts can get jumbled and you could confuse yourself
So I say go to bed *nods*
MrBBWolf: W-well th-there's that p-person...girl? Everyo-one calls?
Gar: I know who you mean *nods*
Inky, yeah she has those healing sigil things...
(I'm already in bed watching stupid youtube videos.)
(Turn YouTube off and whatever device you are using and close your eyes and sleep )
MrBBWolf: N-no...not Inky...the o-one who delivered L-Lilith..
(Mm. Sleeep....buns..
Wait why can I smell buns..
Mmm...buns...
Sleeeeeep...)
(*huggles Silly*
Nuuh, no sleep, Rhos.)
Jai and Kas both of you sleep!
And Jai we can continue tomorrow *nods*
So go on both of you go to sleep!
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