Monday, September 24, 2012

Lots and Lots of Photos

Okay then, as promised, documented evidence that show you Minions are an incredibly creative bunch...

Here is the first batch of stuff I was given while on the KOTW tour.


I've started to only pack half a bag every time I go away, because the amount of things I'm given while signing is just astronomical. What usually happens is that my publicist takes anything I can't fit onto the plane and sends it on to me afterwards. Well, the final package has arrived, so here I am to give you a brief pictorial rundown.


A skull! Signed by "le gang"! And a picture from the irrepressible one, Becky...


I don't have room to put up all of the artwork I was handed, but here are some pieces that stood out...







And I was also given books! One Minion had illustrated my biography blurbs- wonderfully unique idea! And in Liverpool I was handed Project Baguette, a collection of letters and notes and drawings and all kinds of coolness.



And elsewhere in the UK I was given a box! A wonderful little box!


But what's INSIDE the wonderful little box? Is it, perhaps, a set of wonderfully TINY Skulduggery books? It is!


The pic below is so cool. For those of you who can't spot the similarity, this is Super Derek, sitting on a stack of books, reading one with, er, his tongue hanging out of his mouth...

Quite simply one of the CUTEST things I've ever been given.



I've shown this one before, but I figured I'd do it again, and add in another two Skulduggerys (one from this tour, another from... three years ago, maybe...?)



And this! This Raggy Skulduggery that SHE WOULDN'T LET ME KEEP!


Because of the unfortunate lack of Skulduggery merchandise, many of you have had to improvise. Some of you, ahem, have improvised better than others...





Ah, the Tall Bonde! One of my favourites! You've seen her picture here before (I doubt you've forgotten it) but here is a picture of the BACK of Sabrina Sparrow's T-shirt...


And this is Sabrina's partner-in-crime Becky, giving a suitably deadpan freedom sign...



Naturally, Sabrina and Becky came with their banner- much like they did the LAST time they turned up...

(Present)

(Past)

And here's a picture of Mable and Sherlock totally agreeing with the message in my kitchen...


As I was shifting these pictures from my phone, I came across a few I'd taken in Germany a few years ago...



See that? Stylish AND practical!

And to finish it off, here's a picture of my cousin Michael, who came to one of the events in Australia and looked, it has to be said, AWESOME.


Once again, thanks to everyone who came along, and an extra special thanks to those of you who did something extra special.

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Anonymous said...

I have to go...

Bye! *waves franticallyish*

Nixion Strange said...

That's not really a psychiatrist. As someone who's planing to be a psychologist, I would know
Also, do you mean psychologist of psychistrist? There's a difference
And sure, it's Blogland's volcano, I just made it and brought it here

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Kes!
Internet's acting up, for anyone who comes on.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Just quickly saying, then leaving again, Derek, one of your dogs name's is Sherlock? I thought that I couldn't love you any more.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*looks through photos again*

nup, my drawing isn't shown

*looks at first picture*

IT MIGHT BE THE ONE ON TOP OF THE PILE AS I DID MINE IN BLUE PEN!!!

*looks at Derek*
pretty please put the other art on another post? Pwetty pwease?
*cough*andmine*cough*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

0.o

no one has been on here for 3 hours

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

wbd

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

wow
STILL no one here...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

gtg
bye whoever is there!

Unknown said...

wow. just. wow.

Eve the ROCK said...

Heyyyyyyyyy!

Anonymous said...

Hi...!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Kessie!

I might disappear soon, warning

Anonymous said...

That's fine. wbd.

Hi!

Anonymous said...

How are you?

Anonymous said...

all the gifts and fanart are amazing. I really want 'the sparrow flies south for wither' t-shirt

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm sorry, I Gotta go...bye! :) *hugs*

Anonymous said...

BYe Eve! *hugs*

Hi Luna! And yes, that was amazing.

Anonymous said...

HOw are you, what's up Luna?

Anonymous said...

*is alone*

Anonymous said...

Someone come on!!!Please!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hello? I'm on :)

Anonymous said...

Hi Ieni!

How are you!

Star Inkbright said...

STAR IS HERE!!!!

But distantly. Homework. :(

Anonymous said...

Hi Star!

I have no school today! *laughs manically*

Lynxia Lost said...

Those are awesome, Derek!!

Lynxia Lost said...

*taps on glass* Am I alone?

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hi Star!
Hi Kestrel! I'm okay :)
I am also here distantly, because of homework.
Evil stuff -_-

Lynxia Lost said...

Ha ha!! I win! I have no h/w, I do, however, have to chapters of Crescent to type up...

*stretches out hand to leni* Nice to meet you!

Anonymous said...

Hi Lynx!

I win. Because I have NOTHING.

Lynxia Lost said...

I win default because I have cake. *nom nom nom*

Star Inkbright said...

I WIN BECAUSE . . .

I'm not sure why I win.

*thinks* I DON'T WIN! :(

Lynxia Lost said...

You win at being you, Star. I just win because I'm awesome!! XD

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I is very jealous how you get no homework Lynxia + I like your name.
Nice to meet you too.
I'm doing about different religions views on what happens when we die right now.
It's slightly very depressing.

Lynxia Lost said...

RE is really boring. That and citizenship drive me nuts!! *bangs head on laptop*

It is very nice to meet you too, leni!!! *shakes hand vigorously* I can see a very prosperous future!!! Possibly...

Your name is awesome too! ^-^

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey all!!

*hugs*
How're you??

http://nj-spfanfic.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/a-message-from-minions.html

*whispers* Click on the Link

Anonymous said...

Sorry about that. Hi NJ!

You guys know what's the worst? Compound Interest.

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey NJ! *hugs back*

*clicks link* WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Yes! It's not too bad when I'm doing it with Philosophy and Ethics and stuff, but if it's just religion I'm like: GAHHHHHH

Omg, you called me Ieni not Leni!
*gives massive hug of thanks*
*yay* Thankyou :)

Star Inkbright said...

I had so much homework this week. I am not even kidding. I know it's Year Nine and we're preparing for GCSEs and blahdi blah, but it doesn't stop it being annoying.

No GSCEs this year though, I think. We're switchinf back to terminal assessments, which my mum and dad like better, but they're harder. We certainly won't do our Maths and Science GCSEs till Year Eleven.

In our first Science lesson Sir gave us all a piece of paper each and told us to write on it what we had learnt on our first day in Year Six. Most people, like me, wrote nothing. Some of us wrote a few words. Then Sir said that the distance from now until our GSCEs was about the same as from now till the first day of Year Six, and that everything we learnt now, we had to store in our memories until Year Eleven and not forget it.

Pretty daunting . . .

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hi NJ! :)
How are you?

Niamhy Jay said...

I am goo Ieni!
How're you??

http://nj-spfanfic.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/a-message-from-minions.html

Anonymous said...

I have left my mark on your blog.

Niamhy Jay said...

Thank you Kestrel! :D

Lynxia Lost said...

Well, it says leni not Leni, so I thought it would be leni...

AWESOME IDEA NJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right, now I REALLY have to get back to typing...

Anonymous said...

See ya Lynx!

Welcome NJ!

Lynxia Lost said...

I'm still here but distant, Kes.

Anonymous said...

Oh. I knew that...

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

*Looks at what Star wrote*
o_O I've had about 10 pieces of homework so far this week.
Do secondary schools choose their options at the end of year 8? Because I go to an upper school and we're choosing ours sometime this year..
I forget just about everything, so...

Anonymous said...

I don't even know what Secondary School means...

Lynxia Lost said...

I'm in year 10 and we chose options at the end of year 8. I chose Music, German and Art.

Niamhy Jay said...

I am in Year 12 it works kinda differently over here in the North of Ireland.
We choose at the end of year 10 (which is age 13/14)

Lynxia Lost said...

That's year 9 for us. Year 110 is 14 - 15.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Oh, okay.
That sounds about right...
Thankyou :)

Star Inkbright said...

We chose our options at the end of year nine!!!

Anonymous said...

gtg, bye!

Niamhy Jay said...

I am year 12 now, my final year of GCSE, thank God! But the I have my AS's and A-Levels :(

Lynxia Lost said...

We do ours a year earlier so we have more time to prepare or something.

Star Inkbright said...

*choose

I'm at the beginning of year nine. My options remain unchosen . . .

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Kestrel!
*hugs*

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Kessie!

Niamhy Jay said...

Seriously? So you get 3 years to do your GCSE's??

You have no Idea How lucky you are!!

Lynxia Lost said...

I know, but now I have to take all my exams at the end of year 11 because are government is always crap, so we're either on debt or we fail our GCSE's. I can't cram!!

Star Inkbright said...

FOURS KESTRAL!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I'm in Year 9 and I'm choosing my options this year...
Hmm...I smell dinner.
Goodbye Blogland!

Star Inkbright said...

My parents generally think bringing back terminal assessments and eventually O levels is about the only good thing this goverment ever did. *shrugs*

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Ieni!

Star Inkbright said...

FOURS IENI!

Lynxia Lost said...

bye leni!

Lynxia Lost said...

anyone wanna read a snippet?

Niamhy Jay said...

A snippet of what?

Lynxia Lost said...

Some of the story I'm writing.

Niamhy Jay said...

Oh cool!!
Can I see??

Star Inkbright said...

Gtg - dinner. Bbl!

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Star!!
*hugs*

Lynxia Lost said...

Sure. It's the end of a chapter because I always love to end them on cliff hangers!! ^-^

"But why do you have to go?" Luna asked, leaning on her crutch.
"I- I can't say, I'm sorry." Philip replied.
"But why-"
"I'm sorry, I have to!" Philip called back over his shoulder. When he rounded the corner, he jetted himself forward and was at the gates within two minutes.
He landed next to Pixel and Kyle by the gates. "What's up?" he panted slightly.
Kyle looked solemn. "HQ's under attack."

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Star!!

Niamhy Jay said...

WHO'S ATTACKING HQ?!?! :O

Lynxia Lost said...

That's the response I'm hoping to get!

I love ending chapters on cliff-hangers, it gives people something to look forward to!

Niamhy Jay said...

Same here.
I also love ending stories with no happy ending :P I don't know why.

Lynxia Lost said...

I like everything to be tied off, not always happy but I like my series to end happily, usually. Otherwise I feel a bit... Empty. Kinda like Alex Rider. I really hate those.

Niamhy Jay said...

I haven't read Alex Rider :/

Lynxia Lost said...

Don't, they're not worth it.

Lynxia Lost said...

I have to go now! Bye!! *hugs*

Niamhy Jay said...

Okay, I'll take your word on it. :P

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Lynx!
*hugs*

Flame Phoenix said...

ALEX RIDER IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!

Flame Phoenix said...

LYNXIA HOW DARE YOU SAY THEY ARE NOT WORTH IT?!

Niamhy Jay said...

FLAME!!
*hugs*
How're you??

http://nj-spfanfic.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/a-message-from-minions.html

Flame Phoenix said...

Nj? You here?

Chatzy link? *smiles pleadingly*

Niamhy Jay said...

Okay :)
And Yes I am here!

http://www.chatzy.com/31863583135996

Flame Phoenix said...

Did you read UNRAVELLING yet?

Niamhy Jay said...

Not just yet, I have a lot of CA's on at the minute!!

Flame Phoenix said...

Ca's? Oh I posted a comment there on that blog, could you sign my name at the end? Thanks!

Flame Phoenix said...

BBL I has to light a fire then go scouts, blergh...

Niamhy Jay said...

Okay
Bye Flame!!
*hugs*

Luciana said...

I'm going crazy.

Someone talk to me.

I'm dreading tomorrow.

Seriously...

I've been talking to myself twice as much as normal.

Someone talk to me.

I'm only staying for today.

And only because I feel like I'm going crazy. :(

Niamhy Jay said...

Hello Fei!

Luciana said...

Hello, NJ!

I'll comment on your blog later.

And...would you mind giving Derek one of my dedications?

Niamhy Jay said...

Sure, Mail me the ded you want me to give him or Leave the comment on the post :)

Georgina Howlett said...

I think getting Tumblr was a bad idea

Star Inkbright said...

Hi people! If I'm not distant, tell me off; I'm tryna write Pleasant Daes . . .

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Star!
And Okay

Luciana said...

Loki doki!

I'll probably end up messaging it to you on Facebook, if that's alright?

I want to make sure he reads my dedication to him. :3

Gero, Tumblr is amazing. XD

...

I'm not on Tumblr right now, at all...

...

...

Because I'm not addicted...

...

...

*shifty eyes*

Luciana said...

STAR, BUBBLES! *TACKLEHUGS*

It's raining...

It's pretty. :3

I'm only here because I'm dreading tomorrow...

Georgina Howlett said...

You there, who called me Gero

who are you

what do you want

and

do you follow me on Tumblr

because if you do

and I don't already follow you

I'll follow you back c:

Georgina Howlett said...

Oh wait hello Luciana x3

Luciana said...

*laughs* I forgot I changed my name...

It's Luciana/Jordan. :P

I need to follow you, still.

My Tumblr is hating on me.

It's hell.

:'(

Georgina Howlett said...

Wait what

"Luciana/Jordan"

... OH MY GOD

I NEVER EVEN KNEW THAT OH MY L O R D

Jordan S?!?

Luciana said...

Jordan as in Jordan Robyn :D

There are pictures of me on my page. :P

Really bad ones, like, but whatever. xD

Luciana said...

One of my cats is sat trying to catch raindrops.

Adksjeskudn

He is so adorable.

I want to be a cat. C:

Star Inkbright said...

BBBBBBBBUBBBBBBBBLES!!

Hi!

Star Inkbright said...

Everybody wants to be a cat . . .

Except me, coz I'm awkward like that. XD

Luciana said...

I want it to flood tomorrow.

So I don't have to go to school.

Because...

Never mind.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hello world :)

Luciana said...

Okay, I think I'm calm again.

I'll keep you guys updated on how everything is through e-mail!

I'm missing you guys, so much. :'(

But I should go...

Back in November.

Promise.

*hugs all* Love you guys.

See you soon!

I'll pop in now and again, most probably.

Cya later!

*hugs again*

Star, stay bubbly!

Zath, if you read this, don't die...

______ (if you choose to read this) I might hate you, but I still want to talk to you. Give it a while and I might be able to muster the strength to talk to you, again...I hope you know who you are if you're reading this...I can't hate family forever...Even if we're not family through blood.. We're family through friendship.

Love you all so much! <3

Star Inkbright said...

FOURS SEQUINTIAL! I'm sorry you're, like, going AGAIN, but November isn't thaaaaaaat far away, is it? *counts* OMG it is. :/ Come back soon!!!!

Unknown said...

Hey everyone!

Niamhy Jay said...

Hello??
Anyone on?

Unknown said...

Hopeful thinking

Georgina Howlett said...

How come Derek isn't here yet

Is he hiding from me

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Derek hides aaaaal the time!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I had the best idea EVER. My lovely Minion friends (Viniette included) shall sign a birthday card created by me and we shall send it to Derek! It might not make it by Oct. 23rd but its the thought that counts....

Unknown said...

It is

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hehehe someone died in English today! Not a real person but in our book xD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

An old crazy lady. I hated her so I laughed

Unknown said...

Lol. Omfg Cell Block Tango is so addictive! Loooove it!

Unknown said...

That ackward moment when " AT&T" calls you answer it saying " Dad, your calling from work?" but its not your dad ...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I thought it was ok.....

HEY HEY DEREK YOU WATCHING? Can you come say hi? Please? Its just 2 Ameriminions....we wont explode things

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Omg I feel baad

Unknown said...

It was sooo ackward. He was like " Uhh ... Is kevin home?"

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

xD

O.o my Mom peed herself laughing. My sister was on phone with her and then our phone shut off and my sister kept talking to nobody.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Daaaamn. Mom is loco

Rachel McCoach said...

:O OMG!!!! Those wee bookies are THE CUTEST THINGS EVER!!!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Rachel they are! :)

Unknown said...

Nice

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Damn. Little kids are evil

Unknown said...

Ikr

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

My nephew daaamn...the kids are demon

Unknown said...

He is still so cute.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

He is xD so innocent!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Though anyone related to me usually isnt very normal.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sighs*

i tried to get the Golden God this must be punishment for exploding Ireland and Em...but I havent exploded either since....well what month ago?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Aha! Zaf fights back!! En español!!!!

El lago de Blogland!

Me gusta nadar en el lago de Blogland.

Yo nessicito un lago para nadar en Blogland.

Ustedes nesitan los libros de Golden God para leer.

Robin Snowscar said...

HIYA

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hola Robin!!!

Lol speaking spanish is fuuun!!!

Robin Snowscar said...

I can't speak spanish

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im in Spanish 2 in school so i gotta do Spanish everyday so i get used to it, today we were talking about vacations xD

Yo fui a la playa el mes pasado.

I went to the beach one month ago.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*facedesk*

Gawd, Dashy smart she called herself a lazy boy in Spanish im pretty sure she a girl

Robin Snowscar said...

I can do french

Il y a au mois je suis allee a la plage

I think I haven't done it in a year

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Spanish easy for me xD i can describe Derek but im too lazy to think up of something....wait i git something

Derek es trajbador y inteligente.

Robin Snowscar said...

Ah okay! *nods and pretend that was understood*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

xD cognate

I said 'Derek is hardworking and smart'

See its FUN. Oooh

Su cumpleaños es viente y tres de octobre.

Robin Snowscar said...

His birthday is 23rd october

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yup!!!

See you doing good!

*laughs*

im bit hyper Mom gave me coffee

Robin Snowscar said...

*grins* That one was like french

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I never took french i only could take german or spanish

*laughs*

casually asking people to say hi to Derek for me! Hehehe hyper i is

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*jumps from tree into lake*

WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh-so-wonderful Master Derek, I have a request (cough demand cough) for you...


COME TO MY SKULDUGGERY PARTY! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU! YOU ARE TOO AMAZING NOT TO GO! YOU MUST, DEREK, YOU MUST!


Email me at valkyriecain95@gmail.com for details about it and an answer! Please Derek! Even if it's a no, you've got to let me know what your answer is!

Your most loyal minion,

Valkyrie V.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dont get why he wont freakin answer! I mean if he came to America that'd be AWESOME plus that'd mean you guys would Skype me so i can kinda sorta meet hin

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HE NEEDS TO ANSWER!

*tackles Derek in hope for an answer*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

He does!! Unless this gave him an excuse to visit his East Coast Minions and he's trying to force 'them' to let him come...

*grins*

DEREK ARE YOU PLANNING SOMETHING?!?!?!

Robin Snowscar said...

Going to bed now g'night

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Night Robin!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*bashes head into wall*

im getting anxious to see if HC answers me. I hope. I wanna know their excuses

Anonymous said...

Hello...!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi Kes

Jophiel said...

Hi everyone! I am still sorta sick (terrible cough, bad sore throat, so bloody tired all the Golden God time!) but otherwise I'm fine!

Anonymous said...

HI death!

Jophiel said...

Kes! How are you?!

Anonymous said...

I'm grand. I had no school today, which was awesomely cool. What's up?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Helooo!!

Anonymous said...

Hello Zaf!

I need to talk to someone from the UK...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I doubt most are up. Unless they nocternal

Jophiel said...

Kes, they're awesome!

Anonymous said...

I know.

Unless you know the answer. I am trying to join the Munchkin Army (I am telling it I am from the UK) but when I click Finish, it doesn't do anything. Why is this?

Jophiel said...

Hi Zaf!
And Kes, I feel like crap, otherwise I am fine!

Anonymous said...

Thanks Death!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Its broken Kes xD its been broken

Hi Death!

Anonymous said...

Death, that's, erm, lovely to hear...

Anonymous said...

Zaf, for how long? Cause i've been trying for over a year...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Loo!

Anonymous said...

MINE!

Anonymous said...

Dammit.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Awkward first post there

Anonymous said...

Yes, yes it was.

Death, I have the collage one tiled as my background...

Jophiel said...

Mmmm, yeah so I am living on Codral, strepsils, Skulduggery Pleasant and Mortal Instruments... I almost finished the first one...

Jophiel said...

That is so cool!

*Thinks*
Is it just me or does Eden seem to never be on anymore?

Anonymous said...

I liked Mortal Instruments until the 2nd Book. Then it just got messed up.

Anonymous said...

I have not seen him recently, which is odd because I am on a lot.

Jophiel said...

Zaf, youre an Aussie right?

Jophiel said...

He hasn't been on for a while...

Anonymous said...

Zaf's an Ameriminion like ME!

Jophiel said...

Do you do ICAS tests?

Anonymous said...

gtg, bye!

Will be back soon...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dedicate this page to Lord Vile and Darquesse. They are just AMAZING characters and I love how powerful they are. Its amazing to see the things Darquesse can do. Pity she might destroy the world. Hmm lets see who else? Aaah yes! Derek who better be going to Val's party *hint hint wink wink* and trying to visit those of us in the east coast of America preferably Pennsylvania....

Aah Nix!! My student who I am training in Necromancy, blame timezones Nix! I am in school when you on or asleep. I will make it!!

Hmmm, that damn Sanctuary agent, Emerald Melody. I swear one of these days i'm going to get a leash for her, damn werewolves....but Em is epic and her writing skills may compare to Derek...(hope he dont take it in a negative way as I kinda like my head)

To my fellow Ameriminions, SPAM HARPERCOLINS dang it write! We need to annoy them enough to get him here. I rather Derek here then just get the books (but the books would be nice) if I had to pick I'd pick meeting Derek. We gotta fight back, its like, protest kinda. Tell them why Derek should come.

To Book 8: I cant wait!!! I hope there is bloodshed hehehe!!! Oooh and and...well i wish a few violent ends.

To NJ for going to a signing this weekend and going to give Derek stuff for me. Thank you!!!

And oh my Golden God that was long even for me.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Did i scare everyone away?! :(

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yuuuup i did

Jophiel said...

Tanith pushed her motorbike faster on the slick highway. The Bentley was gaining; she couldn't let them get her. The artificial light reflected off the rain soaked road and blinded her.
Tanith looked behind her, towards the skeleton driving a car and an 18 year old girl looking at her with pleading eyes.
The front wheel started to shake and Tanith tried to correct it. She even slowed down a bit for it. The wind was rushing in her ears and blowing her hair away from her face. Any other night she'd be laughing and killing but tonight she was fleeing. She recalled the memory.

"I'm home!" Tanith called out as she walked through Billy Ray Sanguine's door. It had been a long night and she wanted to tell Billy Ray the news about how she killed a tv reporter while the camera was rolling and it was live. He'd laugh so much. Tanith carefully laid down her sword behind the vase and looked for Billy Ray.
The house was to quiet, the tv wasn't on and the radio wasn't blarring country music. Something's wrong, she thought and stepped into the bedroom.
There, lying face down on the floor was Billy Ray. There were two people hovering over him. A super thin man and an 18 year old girl. Skulduggery Pleasant and his annoying partner Valkyrie Cain.
Tanith backed out of the room and sprinted for the garage. She jumped on her bike and it roared to life. Tanith floored it and left, leaving an impressive skid mark behind her.

The wheel was shaking very violently now and it threatened to flick Tanith off. She sped up too quickly and on the wrong angle. Tanith felt herself flying through the damp night air and landing in a heap under a broken street lamp. She could feel the blood gushing from a cut on her head and knew the one of her legs were broken.

She stared at the coming dawn and found two faces looking over her. A skeleton's and a young girl's. Tanith thought it funny that death had come to her after all those people that she had killed. She thought herself invinsible.

Her life slipped away from her like sand through fingers.

Jophiel said...

You didn't Zaf! I was writing!

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