Here is the first batch of stuff I was given while on the KOTW tour.
I've started to only pack half a bag every time I go away, because the amount of things I'm given while signing is just astronomical. What usually happens is that my publicist takes anything I can't fit onto the plane and sends it on to me afterwards. Well, the final package has arrived, so here I am to give you a brief pictorial rundown.
A skull! Signed by "le gang"! And a picture from the irrepressible one, Becky...
I don't have room to put up all of the artwork I was handed, but here are some pieces that stood out...
And I was also given books! One Minion had illustrated my biography blurbs- wonderfully unique idea! And in Liverpool I was handed Project Baguette, a collection of letters and notes and drawings and all kinds of coolness.
And elsewhere in the UK I was given a box! A wonderful little box!
But what's INSIDE the wonderful little box? Is it, perhaps, a set of wonderfully TINY Skulduggery books? It is!
The pic below is so cool. For those of you who can't spot the similarity, this is Super Derek, sitting on a stack of books, reading one with, er, his tongue hanging out of his mouth...
Quite simply one of the CUTEST things I've ever been given.
I've shown this one before, but I figured I'd do it again, and add in another two Skulduggerys (one from this tour, another from... three years ago, maybe...?)
And this! This Raggy Skulduggery that SHE WOULDN'T LET ME KEEP!
Because of the unfortunate lack of Skulduggery merchandise, many of you have had to improvise. Some of you, ahem, have improvised better than others...
Ah, the Tall Bonde! One of my favourites! You've seen her picture here before (I doubt you've forgotten it) but here is a picture of the BACK of Sabrina Sparrow's T-shirt...
And this is Sabrina's partner-in-crime Becky, giving a suitably deadpan freedom sign...
Naturally, Sabrina and Becky came with their banner- much like they did the LAST time they turned up...
(Present)
(Past)
And here's a picture of Mable and Sherlock totally agreeing with the message in my kitchen...
As I was shifting these pictures from my phone, I came across a few I'd taken in Germany a few years ago...
See that? Stylish AND practical!
And to finish it off, here's a picture of my cousin Michael, who came to one of the events in Australia and looked, it has to be said, AWESOME.
Once again, thanks to everyone who came along, and an extra special thanks to those of you who did something extra special.
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 4804 Newer› Newest»I have to go...
Bye! *waves franticallyish*
That's not really a psychiatrist. As someone who's planing to be a psychologist, I would know
Also, do you mean psychologist of psychistrist? There's a difference
And sure, it's Blogland's volcano, I just made it and brought it here
Bye Kes!
Internet's acting up, for anyone who comes on.
Just quickly saying, then leaving again, Derek, one of your dogs name's is Sherlock? I thought that I couldn't love you any more.
*looks through photos again*
nup, my drawing isn't shown
*looks at first picture*
IT MIGHT BE THE ONE ON TOP OF THE PILE AS I DID MINE IN BLUE PEN!!!
*looks at Derek*
pretty please put the other art on another post? Pwetty pwease?
*cough*andmine*cough*
0.o
no one has been on here for 3 hours
wbd
wow
STILL no one here...
gtg
bye whoever is there!
wow. just. wow.
Heyyyyyyyyy!
Hi...!
Hi Kessie!
I might disappear soon, warning
That's fine. wbd.
Hi!
How are you?
all the gifts and fanart are amazing. I really want 'the sparrow flies south for wither' t-shirt
I'm sorry, I Gotta go...bye! :) *hugs*
BYe Eve! *hugs*
Hi Luna! And yes, that was amazing.
HOw are you, what's up Luna?
*is alone*
Someone come on!!!Please!
Hello? I'm on :)
Hi Ieni!
How are you!
STAR IS HERE!!!!
But distantly. Homework. :(
Hi Star!
I have no school today! *laughs manically*
Those are awesome, Derek!!
*taps on glass* Am I alone?
Hi Star!
Hi Kestrel! I'm okay :)
I am also here distantly, because of homework.
Evil stuff -_-
Ha ha!! I win! I have no h/w, I do, however, have to chapters of Crescent to type up...
*stretches out hand to leni* Nice to meet you!
Hi Lynx!
I win. Because I have NOTHING.
I win default because I have cake. *nom nom nom*
I WIN BECAUSE . . .
I'm not sure why I win.
*thinks* I DON'T WIN! :(
You win at being you, Star. I just win because I'm awesome!! XD
I is very jealous how you get no homework Lynxia + I like your name.
Nice to meet you too.
I'm doing about different religions views on what happens when we die right now.
It's slightly very depressing.
RE is really boring. That and citizenship drive me nuts!! *bangs head on laptop*
It is very nice to meet you too, leni!!! *shakes hand vigorously* I can see a very prosperous future!!! Possibly...
Your name is awesome too! ^-^
Hey all!!
*hugs*
How're you??
http://nj-spfanfic.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/a-message-from-minions.html
*whispers* Click on the Link
Sorry about that. Hi NJ!
You guys know what's the worst? Compound Interest.
Hey NJ! *hugs back*
*clicks link* WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yes! It's not too bad when I'm doing it with Philosophy and Ethics and stuff, but if it's just religion I'm like: GAHHHHHH
Omg, you called me Ieni not Leni!
*gives massive hug of thanks*
*yay* Thankyou :)
I had so much homework this week. I am not even kidding. I know it's Year Nine and we're preparing for GCSEs and blahdi blah, but it doesn't stop it being annoying.
No GSCEs this year though, I think. We're switchinf back to terminal assessments, which my mum and dad like better, but they're harder. We certainly won't do our Maths and Science GCSEs till Year Eleven.
In our first Science lesson Sir gave us all a piece of paper each and told us to write on it what we had learnt on our first day in Year Six. Most people, like me, wrote nothing. Some of us wrote a few words. Then Sir said that the distance from now until our GSCEs was about the same as from now till the first day of Year Six, and that everything we learnt now, we had to store in our memories until Year Eleven and not forget it.
Pretty daunting . . .
Hi NJ! :)
How are you?
I am goo Ieni!
How're you??
http://nj-spfanfic.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/a-message-from-minions.html
I have left my mark on your blog.
Thank you Kestrel! :D
Well, it says leni not Leni, so I thought it would be leni...
AWESOME IDEA NJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Right, now I REALLY have to get back to typing...
See ya Lynx!
Welcome NJ!
I'm still here but distant, Kes.
Oh. I knew that...
*Looks at what Star wrote*
o_O I've had about 10 pieces of homework so far this week.
Do secondary schools choose their options at the end of year 8? Because I go to an upper school and we're choosing ours sometime this year..
I forget just about everything, so...
I don't even know what Secondary School means...
I'm in year 10 and we chose options at the end of year 8. I chose Music, German and Art.
I am in Year 12 it works kinda differently over here in the North of Ireland.
We choose at the end of year 10 (which is age 13/14)
That's year 9 for us. Year 110 is 14 - 15.
Oh, okay.
That sounds about right...
Thankyou :)
We chose our options at the end of year nine!!!
gtg, bye!
I am year 12 now, my final year of GCSE, thank God! But the I have my AS's and A-Levels :(
We do ours a year earlier so we have more time to prepare or something.
*choose
I'm at the beginning of year nine. My options remain unchosen . . .
Bye Kestrel!
*hugs*
Bye Kessie!
Seriously? So you get 3 years to do your GCSE's??
You have no Idea How lucky you are!!
I know, but now I have to take all my exams at the end of year 11 because are government is always crap, so we're either on debt or we fail our GCSE's. I can't cram!!
FOURS KESTRAL!
I'm in Year 9 and I'm choosing my options this year...
Hmm...I smell dinner.
Goodbye Blogland!
My parents generally think bringing back terminal assessments and eventually O levels is about the only good thing this goverment ever did. *shrugs*
Bye Ieni!
FOURS IENI!
bye leni!
anyone wanna read a snippet?
A snippet of what?
Some of the story I'm writing.
Oh cool!!
Can I see??
Gtg - dinner. Bbl!
Bye Star!!
*hugs*
Sure. It's the end of a chapter because I always love to end them on cliff hangers!! ^-^
"But why do you have to go?" Luna asked, leaning on her crutch.
"I- I can't say, I'm sorry." Philip replied.
"But why-"
"I'm sorry, I have to!" Philip called back over his shoulder. When he rounded the corner, he jetted himself forward and was at the gates within two minutes.
He landed next to Pixel and Kyle by the gates. "What's up?" he panted slightly.
Kyle looked solemn. "HQ's under attack."
Bye Star!!
WHO'S ATTACKING HQ?!?! :O
That's the response I'm hoping to get!
I love ending chapters on cliff-hangers, it gives people something to look forward to!
Same here.
I also love ending stories with no happy ending :P I don't know why.
I like everything to be tied off, not always happy but I like my series to end happily, usually. Otherwise I feel a bit... Empty. Kinda like Alex Rider. I really hate those.
I haven't read Alex Rider :/
Don't, they're not worth it.
I have to go now! Bye!! *hugs*
Okay, I'll take your word on it. :P
Bye Lynx!
*hugs*
ALEX RIDER IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!
LYNXIA HOW DARE YOU SAY THEY ARE NOT WORTH IT?!
FLAME!!
*hugs*
How're you??
http://nj-spfanfic.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/a-message-from-minions.html
Nj? You here?
Chatzy link? *smiles pleadingly*
Okay :)
And Yes I am here!
http://www.chatzy.com/31863583135996
Did you read UNRAVELLING yet?
Not just yet, I have a lot of CA's on at the minute!!
Ca's? Oh I posted a comment there on that blog, could you sign my name at the end? Thanks!
BBL I has to light a fire then go scouts, blergh...
Okay
Bye Flame!!
*hugs*
I'm going crazy.
Someone talk to me.
I'm dreading tomorrow.
Seriously...
I've been talking to myself twice as much as normal.
Someone talk to me.
I'm only staying for today.
And only because I feel like I'm going crazy. :(
Hello Fei!
Hello, NJ!
I'll comment on your blog later.
And...would you mind giving Derek one of my dedications?
Sure, Mail me the ded you want me to give him or Leave the comment on the post :)
I think getting Tumblr was a bad idea
Hi people! If I'm not distant, tell me off; I'm tryna write Pleasant Daes . . .
Hey Star!
And Okay
Loki doki!
I'll probably end up messaging it to you on Facebook, if that's alright?
I want to make sure he reads my dedication to him. :3
Gero, Tumblr is amazing. XD
...
I'm not on Tumblr right now, at all...
...
...
Because I'm not addicted...
...
...
*shifty eyes*
STAR, BUBBLES! *TACKLEHUGS*
It's raining...
It's pretty. :3
I'm only here because I'm dreading tomorrow...
You there, who called me Gero
who are you
what do you want
and
do you follow me on Tumblr
because if you do
and I don't already follow you
I'll follow you back c:
Oh wait hello Luciana x3
*laughs* I forgot I changed my name...
It's Luciana/Jordan. :P
I need to follow you, still.
My Tumblr is hating on me.
It's hell.
:'(
Wait what
"Luciana/Jordan"
... OH MY GOD
I NEVER EVEN KNEW THAT OH MY L O R D
Jordan S?!?
Jordan as in Jordan Robyn :D
There are pictures of me on my page. :P
Really bad ones, like, but whatever. xD
One of my cats is sat trying to catch raindrops.
Adksjeskudn
He is so adorable.
I want to be a cat. C:
BBBBBBBBUBBBBBBBBLES!!
Hi!
Everybody wants to be a cat . . .
Except me, coz I'm awkward like that. XD
I want it to flood tomorrow.
So I don't have to go to school.
Because...
Never mind.
Hello world :)
Okay, I think I'm calm again.
I'll keep you guys updated on how everything is through e-mail!
I'm missing you guys, so much. :'(
But I should go...
Back in November.
Promise.
*hugs all* Love you guys.
See you soon!
I'll pop in now and again, most probably.
Cya later!
*hugs again*
Star, stay bubbly!
Zath, if you read this, don't die...
______ (if you choose to read this) I might hate you, but I still want to talk to you. Give it a while and I might be able to muster the strength to talk to you, again...I hope you know who you are if you're reading this...I can't hate family forever...Even if we're not family through blood.. We're family through friendship.
Love you all so much! <3
FOURS SEQUINTIAL! I'm sorry you're, like, going AGAIN, but November isn't thaaaaaaat far away, is it? *counts* OMG it is. :/ Come back soon!!!!
Hey everyone!
Hello??
Anyone on?
Hopeful thinking
How come Derek isn't here yet
Is he hiding from me
Derek hides aaaaal the time!
I had the best idea EVER. My lovely Minion friends (Viniette included) shall sign a birthday card created by me and we shall send it to Derek! It might not make it by Oct. 23rd but its the thought that counts....
It is
Hehehe someone died in English today! Not a real person but in our book xD
An old crazy lady. I hated her so I laughed
Lol. Omfg Cell Block Tango is so addictive! Loooove it!
That ackward moment when " AT&T" calls you answer it saying " Dad, your calling from work?" but its not your dad ...
I thought it was ok.....
HEY HEY DEREK YOU WATCHING? Can you come say hi? Please? Its just 2 Ameriminions....we wont explode things
Omg I feel baad
It was sooo ackward. He was like " Uhh ... Is kevin home?"
xD
O.o my Mom peed herself laughing. My sister was on phone with her and then our phone shut off and my sister kept talking to nobody.
Daaaamn. Mom is loco
:O OMG!!!! Those wee bookies are THE CUTEST THINGS EVER!!!!!
Rachel they are! :)
Nice
Damn. Little kids are evil
Ikr
My nephew daaamn...the kids are demon
He is still so cute.
He is xD so innocent!
Though anyone related to me usually isnt very normal.
*sighs*
i tried to get the Golden God this must be punishment for exploding Ireland and Em...but I havent exploded either since....well what month ago?
Aha! Zaf fights back!! En español!!!!
El lago de Blogland!
Me gusta nadar en el lago de Blogland.
Yo nessicito un lago para nadar en Blogland.
Ustedes nesitan los libros de Golden God para leer.
HIYA
Hola Robin!!!
Lol speaking spanish is fuuun!!!
I can't speak spanish
Im in Spanish 2 in school so i gotta do Spanish everyday so i get used to it, today we were talking about vacations xD
Yo fui a la playa el mes pasado.
I went to the beach one month ago.
*facedesk*
Gawd, Dashy smart she called herself a lazy boy in Spanish im pretty sure she a girl
I can do french
Il y a au mois je suis allee a la plage
I think I haven't done it in a year
Spanish easy for me xD i can describe Derek but im too lazy to think up of something....wait i git something
Derek es trajbador y inteligente.
Ah okay! *nods and pretend that was understood*
xD cognate
I said 'Derek is hardworking and smart'
See its FUN. Oooh
Su cumpleaños es viente y tres de octobre.
His birthday is 23rd october
Yup!!!
See you doing good!
*laughs*
im bit hyper Mom gave me coffee
*grins* That one was like french
I never took french i only could take german or spanish
*laughs*
casually asking people to say hi to Derek for me! Hehehe hyper i is
*jumps from tree into lake*
WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh-so-wonderful Master Derek, I have a request (cough demand cough) for you...
COME TO MY SKULDUGGERY PARTY! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU! YOU ARE TOO AMAZING NOT TO GO! YOU MUST, DEREK, YOU MUST!
Email me at valkyriecain95@gmail.com for details about it and an answer! Please Derek! Even if it's a no, you've got to let me know what your answer is!
Your most loyal minion,
Valkyrie V.
I dont get why he wont freakin answer! I mean if he came to America that'd be AWESOME plus that'd mean you guys would Skype me so i can kinda sorta meet hin
HE NEEDS TO ANSWER!
*tackles Derek in hope for an answer*
He does!! Unless this gave him an excuse to visit his East Coast Minions and he's trying to force 'them' to let him come...
*grins*
DEREK ARE YOU PLANNING SOMETHING?!?!?!
Going to bed now g'night
Night Robin!
*bashes head into wall*
im getting anxious to see if HC answers me. I hope. I wanna know their excuses
Hello...!
Hi Kes
Hi everyone! I am still sorta sick (terrible cough, bad sore throat, so bloody tired all the Golden God time!) but otherwise I'm fine!
HI death!
Kes! How are you?!
I'm grand. I had no school today, which was awesomely cool. What's up?
Helooo!!
Hello Zaf!
I need to talk to someone from the UK...
I doubt most are up. Unless they nocternal
Kes, they're awesome!
I know.
Unless you know the answer. I am trying to join the Munchkin Army (I am telling it I am from the UK) but when I click Finish, it doesn't do anything. Why is this?
Hi Zaf!
And Kes, I feel like crap, otherwise I am fine!
Thanks Death!
Its broken Kes xD its been broken
Hi Death!
Death, that's, erm, lovely to hear...
Zaf, for how long? Cause i've been trying for over a year...
Loo!
MINE!
Dammit.
Awkward first post there
Yes, yes it was.
Death, I have the collage one tiled as my background...
Mmmm, yeah so I am living on Codral, strepsils, Skulduggery Pleasant and Mortal Instruments... I almost finished the first one...
That is so cool!
*Thinks*
Is it just me or does Eden seem to never be on anymore?
I liked Mortal Instruments until the 2nd Book. Then it just got messed up.
I have not seen him recently, which is odd because I am on a lot.
Zaf, youre an Aussie right?
He hasn't been on for a while...
Zaf's an Ameriminion like ME!
Do you do ICAS tests?
gtg, bye!
Will be back soon...
I dedicate this page to Lord Vile and Darquesse. They are just AMAZING characters and I love how powerful they are. Its amazing to see the things Darquesse can do. Pity she might destroy the world. Hmm lets see who else? Aaah yes! Derek who better be going to Val's party *hint hint wink wink* and trying to visit those of us in the east coast of America preferably Pennsylvania....
Aah Nix!! My student who I am training in Necromancy, blame timezones Nix! I am in school when you on or asleep. I will make it!!
Hmmm, that damn Sanctuary agent, Emerald Melody. I swear one of these days i'm going to get a leash for her, damn werewolves....but Em is epic and her writing skills may compare to Derek...(hope he dont take it in a negative way as I kinda like my head)
To my fellow Ameriminions, SPAM HARPERCOLINS dang it write! We need to annoy them enough to get him here. I rather Derek here then just get the books (but the books would be nice) if I had to pick I'd pick meeting Derek. We gotta fight back, its like, protest kinda. Tell them why Derek should come.
To Book 8: I cant wait!!! I hope there is bloodshed hehehe!!! Oooh and and...well i wish a few violent ends.
To NJ for going to a signing this weekend and going to give Derek stuff for me. Thank you!!!
And oh my Golden God that was long even for me.
Did i scare everyone away?! :(
Yuuuup i did
Tanith pushed her motorbike faster on the slick highway. The Bentley was gaining; she couldn't let them get her. The artificial light reflected off the rain soaked road and blinded her.
Tanith looked behind her, towards the skeleton driving a car and an 18 year old girl looking at her with pleading eyes.
The front wheel started to shake and Tanith tried to correct it. She even slowed down a bit for it. The wind was rushing in her ears and blowing her hair away from her face. Any other night she'd be laughing and killing but tonight she was fleeing. She recalled the memory.
"I'm home!" Tanith called out as she walked through Billy Ray Sanguine's door. It had been a long night and she wanted to tell Billy Ray the news about how she killed a tv reporter while the camera was rolling and it was live. He'd laugh so much. Tanith carefully laid down her sword behind the vase and looked for Billy Ray.
The house was to quiet, the tv wasn't on and the radio wasn't blarring country music. Something's wrong, she thought and stepped into the bedroom.
There, lying face down on the floor was Billy Ray. There were two people hovering over him. A super thin man and an 18 year old girl. Skulduggery Pleasant and his annoying partner Valkyrie Cain.
Tanith backed out of the room and sprinted for the garage. She jumped on her bike and it roared to life. Tanith floored it and left, leaving an impressive skid mark behind her.
The wheel was shaking very violently now and it threatened to flick Tanith off. She sped up too quickly and on the wrong angle. Tanith felt herself flying through the damp night air and landing in a heap under a broken street lamp. She could feel the blood gushing from a cut on her head and knew the one of her legs were broken.
She stared at the coming dawn and found two faces looking over her. A skeleton's and a young girl's. Tanith thought it funny that death had come to her after all those people that she had killed. She thought herself invinsible.
Her life slipped away from her like sand through fingers.
You didn't Zaf! I was writing!
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