For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?
I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).
I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...
Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.
Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)
For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.
Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.
And now, a picture.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
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«Oldest ‹Older 3801 – 4000 of 4806 Newer› Newest»Hey Kal!!! *hugs*
Zaf if I'm forced into my change, I'll just become an animal.
So we have to do something
*collapses on the ground in pain*
HIYA KALLIE *hugs*
Oh before I forget, who hasn't read my story? And if you have read my story and enjoyed it, please make sure to follow.
dublindaes.blogspot.ie
I...I never dealt with werewolves!!!
*kneels by Em*
i...I can get you away from humans...I rather not become a wolf
*waltzes around with RObin*
*smiles* Ahh just like old times
*grips Zaf's arm*
You need to find help, this is too painful to be the change.
But if you can't find help and I do change, you have to deal with me Zaf.
*screams out in pain*
*starts to cry*
Theres...Nye...the it. I could take you to it...
Just like the old times! *smiles*
Here for one comment:
Check my blog, the fuzzlebugs one. I want everyone to know.
My e-mails are playing up on my phone so I shan't reply until tomorrow night at the earliest.
Any questions regarding the BLA ask me or Sparky. Sparky knows stuff.
Bye. <3
l, i nominated a load of people there, and so did Gep.
Expect emails!
*laughs* Kallie!
See ya L
*whispers to robin*
There's a crowd!
*continues dancing*
Oh god!!
I... can't... Jesus it hurts!
Bye Luce!!! *waves*
*Joins crowd around Robin and Phoenix, and begins clapping to the music*
Damn it!!!! I'll....take you to the it....
*grabs Em*
please dont turn...I dunno uf you'd turn me if you bit me
*music gets faster, and the crowd gets louder*
Kallista is that FAIRY DUST????
I CAN FLYYYYYYYY
*grins* Let's give 'em a show then *winks*
*body surges as I push Zaf into the crypt*
*I start to change and my stature changes as I head toward the crowd in the distant*
(I won't really go near yas cause the dancing is lovely but I thought you could use a bit of exciting in your life lol)
*gasps and points behind her*
EVERYONE! STOPPPPPPP! JESUS CHRIST ITS LEAH FROM TWILIGHT
*robin is suddenly wearing a frilly free flowing dress*
*twirls her and the dress flies aaround her in circles*
*i back away into the crypt.*
werewolf...holy sh*t!!!!!
Derek scares me!!!! I read the okd Blog posts. Derek arent you happy? You petrofied a poor soul.
*yells* oi! Robin! Phoenix! Dance away! The crowd will follow you!!! Bring us out of danger!!! -_-
*makes sure the dress flies around prettily*
Haha Kallie!
*a large thud from outside the crypt*
*me in wolf form unconscious, laboured breathing. It rumbles the ground*
Runnnnn! For God's sake, run!!!
*goes out and pets Em*
good wolf good wolf
(that's not patronising at all Zaf... wait did you plan for that to happen?)
(for me to pet you tes! XD )
(lol bitch. Right you have to take the lead in it now, I'm out cold lol)
AHHHHHH HELP!
*runs from the scene, away from the werewolf. Trips, nearly ripping her dress*
Damn.
*keeps running to a police box, which happens to be blue. Swings open door, hops inside.*
Oh... My... God...
Oooh yay!!!
*whips shadow knives at wolf*
wake up!!!!!! Oh god you might eat me...
*pokes with serrated knife*
*sees dude in a suit and a bowtie. His eyes widen*
"Who-"
*I run back out the door*
"hey! wait! Come back" *he says*
*I keep on running, being chased by a madman*
Oh God, oh God, oh God, the box was BIGGER ON THE INSIDE!!!
Ahhhh!
And what the hell was Robin and Kallie doing with him?????
(Ah for the love of god Zaf lol I meant something constructive. Continue on what's happening lol not turn me into a werewolf kebab)
*follows to parlor*
WHO WAS THAT, KALLIE????
(on a very hilarious note: I'm posting a pic of me dressed as Valkyrie for when I did the Book Talk. It'll be on mu Blog if any of you wanna read. The one about Random Things That Matter To Me
*is being carried by Kallie*
(im not thinking right....xD
Okay...uhm. I know!!
*sees the Bentley*
oh HELL
*grabs the knocked out wolf and shadow walks*
holy crap...what they got tracking on her?!
I'm leaving au revoir
(Oooh better, I like it. How did that skeleton find us? Intriguing)
KALLIE WHO WAS TH-
*door opens. Bowtie guy walks in.*
Who are you?
*he says* Hello, I am the Doctor of the planet Gallifrey of the Kasterborous system. i'm 915 years old. And you are?"
Adrasdos Dark, one of the Elders from America. I'm 167 years old. And I'm from North Carolina. Wait- YOU'RE AN ALIEN????
Vale, Robin!!! *hugs*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! KALLIE!!!! D: haha SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH
You're... a timelord?
him: how do you know that?
Dude. I'm awesome.
Kallie! By the power bestowed upon me by the Sanctuary of America, and because I'm an Elder, I command you to make a speech!!!
*nothing happens*
Oh damn.
(Where have you gone Zaf lol or are ye thinking?)
*and all that was left, was silence. All that could be heard for miles around was the soft howl of the violent wind. A tumbleweed rolled across the road, marking just how barren the land was.*
Haha I love that!!!!!!
WOOOO
*raises glass* hear hear!!!
Im thinking and writing out something
Oooh Intriguing indeed Zaf my friend lol
Go read EVERYOBE even Derek
http://randomnthingsthatdomatter.blogspot.com/
Not Fanfic....now brb im getting dinner
Bye Zaf!!!
Hmmm bck im allowed to go on cuz dad at work xD
Well, while on the subject, I have two new stories on my blog, so please, people could you read them and give me some feedback??? I'd really appreciate it...
http://fantasttales.blogspot.com/
Once there, you can go to Legacy or Psycho at the top... :D
Hmmm ok
Okay...EM?!?!?!?
Omg i would laugh to see Derek on Wheel of Fortune!
Anyone who is anyone. Please comment and follow my story. I like to know that people like my stuff even though I think it's utter crap
Thank you
dublindaes.blogspot.ie
Oooh! yeah! Kallie, do you have a link????
I am here Zaf! Don't worry
OOH! i'm reading, Em! I like it so far!!! :D
Ok...
*hits head into wall*
what part of NO dont people get?!?! I do not wish to torment myself at this kids house Thursday!!!! No I dont....
Ok...
*sighs*
wake up you stupid wolf!!!
haha Zaf, you sound so happy. :P
Im not happy at all. I hate this!! No freakin day to myself. I got today supposed to have Thursday but nooo. We must force me to wanna stick needles in my eyes. The whole damn week GONE ugh....
Wow Zaf. That sucks.
Zaf, it's summer. you'll have plenty of time to yourself. I'm sure that you'll find it sometime. But, becuz u probably have a packed schedule *(from what I gather) I'd try to make the best of things...
As for me, I'm beginning to wonder if my brother has an off button.
It seriously does. The only good days of my week are Friday and Sunday
Friday: beach
Sunday: Hersey Park
The rest i dont wanna do at all if this is how Derek felt when THEY forced him to do a Blog I symphasize. I hate when I tell my parents no they even asked me and I said no. But they think I want to go. It'll be torture. I hate the kid. Im forced to interact too!!!! :/
Scuse my rant. I had to let it out. Before i freakin flip.
haha it's cool, chica. Heehee.
It's really quiet here on the blog. I'm pretty sure that Kallie left a while ago...
heyyyyyyyy Derek, if you're hereeeeeeeeee... hiiiiiiiii
if you're not hereeeeeeeeeeeeee....
GET ON!!!!!!! :D
thanksssssss
I gtg
Be bck by 9:30pm
Its 7:46pm now
Bye Zaf!!!! See ya! *hugs*
Is anyone else here????
HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!!!!
VAL! THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE IS HERE!!!
YAY! OTHER PERSON!
I was pretty sure everyone died, or something... *hugs* it was really quiet :P
Well, I did happen to see a few dead people on my way here... *points to trail of bodies* *hides blood-covered sword behind back*
*doesn't see sword. Gasps, runs over to the nearest dead*
*feels for pulse on wrist*
Yep. He's certainly dead. Mostly dead. Mainly dead. Maybe dead. Probably dead.
*head rolls off*
THERE'S STILL HOPE, TIMOTHY!!!
DON'T GIVE UP TIMOTHY, YOU CAN DO IT!
Ok, now you sound like a midwife helping timothy give birth or something...
Oh God...
I've had too much sugar!!!
*rises off ground, cloak billowing around her.*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm going to read the hobbit. That comes before lord of the rings, right?
*puts hand up sheepishly*
I'm alive if that helps anyone
I DO NOT! *tackles*
Meh, I don't care... *eats Adra's arm off*
Hi Kal and Thrust!!!
Hi EM!
Hi valv
That was a very excited and capitalised greeting Thrust lol
Heya!!
Hi Em!
Tena Koutou!
How are we all?
Hey Thrust, Em!!!
Kallie- Doctor Who- Epic :D
*tackles back* GIVE ME MY ARM BACK, VAL!!! NOW!!!
Myth!!! SALVE!!!!!
Wow! what a greeting. I feel loved.
Your enthusiasm is touching, Dark. It really is.
*waves both arms in the air*
Hello everybody!
Hmmm... Well, I don't think you get your arm back.
I'll be back soon, bye!!!
Hi kal!!! Hi myth!!!!!
Or rather salve!!!!
Hi, all! Are there any New Zealiminions here?
Oh great.. :P
@Myth- yeah I forgot the Maori word for hello... so I just went with Latin :D
*waves back like a flower* hey Em
And I copied her!
Salve? What's salve?
VAL! GIVE MY MY ARM BACK!!!! i don't want bite marks on it, either... *shudders*
NEVERTHELESS.
Salve is latin for hello
*sahl-way*
It's Kia ora. :P
Awesome. :O
Ouch!! Try to keep the s'mores more... TOGETHER. *snaps fingers* towel me!
I gtg... Clean this s'more off me. Bye!
Read my story!
Or there's a tune we learned to memorize the greetings, but it's kind of hard to sing virtually, so I'll just tell you the lyrics:
Tena koe, hello to one.
Tena korua, hello to two.
Tena koutou, hello to all.
Haere mai everyone, welcome everyone.
COoooooool, Myth.
And bye thrust!!!
If anybody here has read the first book in the Secrets of the Immortal Nicolas Flamel, you may recall a scene where they are talking about going to some big legendary figure so that Sophie may learn fire magic. They mention one called Maoui. He's a Maori mythological legend.
Oh, did Trust leave?
Bye, Trust, even though you're likely to have already left.
Ebay is so evil for a cross stitch addict like me lol
Why is Ebay evil?
Because there are so many amazing and beautiful kits that I must have lol
It's just a temptress, showing me these amazing kits but knowing that I can't buy them
Brb
Sorry guys, my dogs just got into a whole heap of lollies and they started fighting over them. I had to go give them the boot.
Haha have you ever gone to the weird other things section there? It's hilarious
I'll be back later, but I've gotta go, guys. See ya!
Haere ra!!
Vale, Myth!!!!
Im here xD
Hello again!
VAL! *tackles* GIVE ME MY ARM BACK!!!
oh. Hi, Zaf *hugs* Val won't give me my arm back.
Hiya!!!
*cant feel hands*
I can't just give your arm back; I ate it.
then, like, I don't know, throw it up, or something. *shudders* oh god...
I can't give you your arm, but I can give you a different one.
*leads her over to the wall* *touches the wall and it flips into a secret room full of arms*
Pick one.
Lets deep fry a lizard!!!!!
I woke up thinking of Bambi and April and Rain, and then my dog was in the house✨
So uh... You must have a hobby, or something.
Right. Okay. Well, my arm is bleeding and hemorrhagic, sooooo.
*takes arm off wall, satisfied with it*
Right color, size... This should do.
*screws on arm*
NO! THAT'S HORRIBLE, ZAFIRA!!! *hides the Derek-lizard*
Awww. Lizard. go for the Geico one!!!
That's a gecko. Not a lizard.
Not Derek-lizard!!!!
*points to imposter*
That lizard
you're right. But if you want a REAL lizard, we could always go for the Derek one...... *evil grin*
hahahahaha!
100!
But if you kill the Derek-lizard then the future Derek can't write his books! And if he can't write his books then no one here will ever meet and then the Derek-lizard here now wouldn't exist in Blogland because Blogland wouldn't exist and then I think there would be a time paradox!!!
Unless Derek has an echo-stone
Well that wouldn't change anything from what I said because then how would Derek meet his minions? What if his minions wanted to give him a hug? Hmmmmmmm?
Hello!
well if the derek lizard were killed, then that would imply that we killed him before the first SP came out. And if we go back in time now, then technically nothing would change in the present because history had been written this way. SO...
And besides, we've already met and mentally scarred each other :D
I hate the rain!!!!!
Hey Car, Sel. (is it cool if I call yall that?
Whatever. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO EAT DEREK?!
I get too much rain here in Seattle... I'm used to it.
So is it a bad sign when you ring your next door neighbors house twice and no one answers and then you see them drive of in a car? Cause that so did not just happen to me.
Hey, I never said that we would EAT him. My my, you've got eating people on your mind, don't you??? *tsk tsk*
And Cincinnati is too hot, as of now.. :(
@ Adrasdos yes it okay, can I call you Ad?
Hmmm... That might be bad, but they might be too busy leaving to answer the phone.
@ selena- yeah. Ad, Dark, Adra... Doesn't matter. :D
And HAHA Sel, that sounds kinda funny. Like, the opposite of ding-dong ditching, but backwards
The rain keeps tumbling down, listen what a wonderful sound! That is a song that my 7 year old sister sings at school and I think that it is quite apt for my situation, with a few minor changes. The rain keeps persisting down, listen what a terrible and deafening sound.
Watch it, Adro. I'll take that arm back.
Adro?????? Hehehe it was a legitimate argument. I've learned my fair share of things... From the Shadow Proclamation...
And the arm is now surrounded with reinforced steel.
And I have a spare.
Yes, it was quite urm, strange because you see my best friend lives next door and often we skip formalities and just enter each others houses, but since it was raining I decided to ring. I rung once and no one answered, I rung twice and still no one answered, then the next time I look over, their car was gone. Two minutes later and another car appears and honks its horn and then her older sister appears, runs down the stairs and hops in the car, leaving me feel like I have done something wrong.
Adra. Sorry, I was looking at the TV while typing...
I have to go now, bye!
Dont worry. We'll not kill Derek-lizard
Bye Val!!! *hugs* talk to you soon!
And Sel- haha nope
I think that Ardo is a cool name, and with the power invested in me by the N.Z Sanctuary, yahda yahda yahda, I hear by christen you,Ardo.
By Val!
Hi! Zaf ( can I call you that?)
hello!!
Adro? I sound like a pyromaniac... I like it :D
And by the power bestowed upon me by the American Sanctuary, for I am an Elder, I hereby christen you... awesome
Hey Fire!!!! Whats up! I don't think we've met. I'm called Dark, Adra, Ad, and the oh-so-recently Ardo...
hi!! yeah. i dont think we've met before. it's nice to meet you, Adra!
:DDDDD
Wait, who else is here???
Im here and yes I go by, Zaf, Zafira, Damn Necromancer (Em calls me that)
NOW that was annoying.
what was annoying?
My laptop decided to freeze oh and thank you Ardo, I like my new name. Luckily enough I was back before anyone noticed my absence.
Hi! Dancing Fire
Haha welcome backkk :D
Im on iPad. It rarely freezes
You meet Trinity right? And Vena Coil? Well, this is the last time I will change my name! I am sure
LUCKY Zaf! My laptop freezes allll the time
My sister overreacts sometimes. Like now.
My sister overreacts sometimes. Like now.
SO
anyone up for a dual?
Anyone here?
why not? *shruggs*
Okay then * pulls out wicked sword* Its on!
muhaha! *luaghs evily*
* stabs at Dancing Fire*
*sends a tumble of air at Selena*
*ducks down*
Cant duel. Was brutally hurt last night...
*summons shadows*
i verse winner...see if you can beat a Necromancer
OOH! CAN I JOIN???????
Hersh Demon! COME TO ME! * giant silver dragon appears* Good boy, Hearsh. NOW GET Dancing Fire!
Zafira, mind if i fight you in the mean time???
*runs away*
*push at the air at the Demon's feet*
OF course you can Ardo. * steps past rush of air* Come on now, Dancing Fire, you will have to do a lot better to beat me *Sends white hot bolt of energy from palms towards Ardo and Dancing*
Sure!!
I AM a Necromancer for those who dont know and Grand Mage of America
*whips shadows at Dark*
Well, then I'll have you know that I am an ELDER in America. And a Elemental.
*backflips over shadows, comes to a roll, and picks up sword*
Bring. It. On.
I am BACK!
Come on Hearsh,*hops on Hearsh's back* Yah! Giddy up!
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