For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?
I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).
I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...
Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.
Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)
For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.
Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.
And now, a picture.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
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«Oldest ‹Older 3601 – 3800 of 4806 Newer› Newest»I don't even know what mine looks like O_o
Maybe it's a ninja mailman....
Orrrrr a teleporter :D
@Dark
Yes, yes, you have an interesting mailman.... O_o
My mail man's name is... *GASP!!!!*
I COMPLETELY FORGET WHAT HIS NAME IS!!!! *Pounds head a foot into the wall* Ww-*Pound* wH*pound*-yY*pound*!!!!!
I think it starts with a J.
I like my mail man. He brings me books.
mailmen scare me.....
@Sugarplum [mind if I call you Sugar?]
Ah, creepy old guy. Yeeeaaahh...
I think I would keep a mallet close at hand. They come in handy
~nods~
@Skyril- No, seriously! He's got a monocle!!!
@Thrust- perhaps... Jaspert. Or something.
And I adore my mailman. When he sees that it's from ireland in a Amazon box, he brings it to the door, and then I get really excited. i think I hugged him once. He was really freaked out. -_-
*laughs* yeah don't worry i do!
and i dont mind bein called sugar or plum or whatever
Malletttttt
i like the guy who delievers the
chinese takeout- yum
@Dark
You're right!
He could be a teleporter :O
Ok, I've seriously got to check out my mailman soon. He's probably magic
@Thrust
LOL
I usually get books from UPS...
You know, I had a dream that I went to Australia and bought KOTW off the shelf... It was awesome!
hes nice annnd scottish
my takeout guy
LOL Dark! :P
I've never hugged my mailman :P
I bet that was fun!
Monocle? Really? Who wears monocles these days?
... I want a monocle now
LOL, Sugar :P
How do you people know all these delivery people? I don't know anybody ~headdesk~
i just notice :)
@Skyril- surprisingly, no. He was like, really old and wrinkly. But with a monocle. So that makes him awesome.
Sorry for overreacting...I've been depressed all day, to be completely honest...Everyone seems to be breaking down today...I just...I can't....I can't stand that I can't help them...
Oh, and uh, to who wears monocles these days? apparently small-town mailmen retirees
It's alright Luce. I've got two friends who are, well. Suicidal. I know how you feel.
*hugs luce* dont worry.. u didn't over react at all honest- dont feel helpless. EVER.
My mailman teased me with TEOTW kept telling me it didnt come so I was like....damn then she slipped it in the box xD
yeah, when i order from amazon it's UPS.
did I say books? I ment mail. and packages. he brings me packages of.. things. Not that IVE ordered things in the last little while, but my brother has.
How many messages do u think r sent each hour???
I posted Chapter 6 but now I gotta go. Bye!
Bye Lynxia!!! *hugs*
bye lynx see yaa!
LUCE!
Welcome back! :3
It's alright. ~hugs~
I know how you feel anyway. Sometimes when you try to explain something to a friend... It's hard to make them see
*hugs luce* It's okay, we've got pie!
I really hope you feel better, I think this break down thing is what we all get at this teenage-age.
*hugs Luce*
i got the Derek-lizard
Bye, LYNX!
~hugs~
SEE YOU!
did anyone read my story?? :)
Sorry for slow replies, guys!
I keep getting told I might be bipolar...*frowns* I go from happy to depressed way too fast.. I don't think I am bipolar.
I don't know sugar... zero to one hundred
what's bipolar?
Want to see something cool?
Of course you do!
~nods~
Check this out!
Popcorn in slow motion!!!!!!!
http://imgur.com/gallery/RpYcM
Not that being bipolar's a bad thing... No, what I'd call it is being a teenager.
*nods* that is cool, Skyril
Thrust- bipolar? It's like, switching moods quickly... and other stuff, i think.
Uno dos tres!
@thrust well done its really gd *smiles*
I could watch it for hou- i mean... 1/2 hours.
Thanks, Sugar!!
hi flame!!
@Skyril- my god. That was.... beautiful *sheds tear*
Heyyyy Flame! *high fives*
Yeah, High flames!
Really really really long time...
HEY DARK! *hi fives back*
*runs in circles*
WEEDEEE
Hiya, Phoenix!
~hugs~
How are you?
@Dark
Isn't it, though?
~watches~
~sighs~
craving chocolate
Its... Evolving into..... MEGA POPCORN!!!!!!!!!
Sorry...I'll probably be quiet...
@luce *hugs* of course ur not bipolar just dont get urself down about things ok?
its just being a teenage and BELIEVE me i know !!
@ Luce- things will always get better. Really, it's true. Remember that :)
Popcorn!!!!
@luce it might just be GCSEs getting the stress on ya
1st
LOL, Dark xD
@Luce
~Hugs~ I don't think you're bipolar!
POPCORN
I'm back for a bit but only until half past.
Hey Lynx.
O.o Em poofed off xD
Welcome back, Lynx!
i dedicate this page to all newbies!!!!!! and to every1 in bloglandddd and derek landy of course!! :D
I'm hungry for popcorn now... I'm going to make some. :D
And, uh, whoever got 1st, SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH!!!
CONGRATULATIONS, SUGAR!
~throws sparkles and confetti at her~
Hi Flame...
I'm writing a speech for a character, anyone wanna read the first few lines? (I ask you guys to read too much...)
LOL, Okie, Dark !
*raises class* hear hear!
Sure, Lynx!
It's not GCSE's that're getting me down...It's everything in life, to be honest..
I'll read, Lynxia
Dododo
Poof
~huggles Luce~
Eh, it happens to everyone. Sometimes everything just adds up to be a little too heavy.
You'll get through it, though :D
You're awesome like that! ~nods~
And, of course, WE'RE here! What more could you ask for? 8P
"People Earth and the colonies of our gracious moon, Luna. Let it be known that today, salvation was brought to our glorious planet. Once, I purged this world of evil but I select few decided that the world should not be ruled by one force. So," she walked across the balcony "They sought me out and returned this world to dark times. They took our Earthly paradise and dragged it back through Hell. In addition, they locked me away but now I return and I plan to restore the glory to our planet." Iris spread her arms to the crowd and smiled. "But let it be know, anyone who stands against me and tries to stop me from my goal will be crushed. I have ways of making people talk and I will use all force necessary but for now, rejoice my people, for salvation is nigh!"
*People of Earth
*a not I select
I LOVE THISSSSS!!! though i don't know if she is evil or not....
*Hugs luce* dont say that now. Ur so lucky!!! Being able to come on this blog everyday and talk to these wonderful people. I'm not very good at cheering people up. But i do believe that life supposed to be lived greatly and if you live your life sad u don't live your life to the full potential do u know what i mean?
Well said, Sugar
Well, Adra (can I please just call you Adra???!), the next part is this -
The applause was slow and hesitant at first but then people got over the 'all force necessary' and understood that she was working to save the world. Soon the whole plaza was filled with applause and whistles.
Planet Earth had sealed its fate...
@Lynx
Wow! Cool! I LIKE it!
i better go now *stands up to leave* but always remember luce that there is someone who is going through a lot more than u...
Bye sugar!
Aw, bye, Sugar!
~hugs~
It's great, Lynx..
I just...I get depressed sometimes...I just need to say this:
CANCER IS A FUCKING BITCH AND I CAN ONLY DREAM OF A WORLD WHERE THE TWO CLOSEST PEOPLE TO ME AREN'T BEING AFFECTED BY IT. I cannot bare to think that they're going through so much shit.
ASD IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I aim to change those affected by it's lives for the better. I know people are helping me cope with my brothers ASD, but some people don't get help. They don't get help through it all.
I just wish I could make a difference in the lives of those who have it tough...I hate that I get depressed and I bet my life is easier than most peoples....
Bye sugarrrr!!!!
And Lynxia- Yeah sure!!! AND I LOVE IT!
Bye, Sugar! *hugs* Thanks for being awesome.
Bye Sugar
*hugs L*
*hugs Luce*
*hugs Zaf back*
I have an awesome dedication for my next deds...*smiles slightly*
Honestly Luce, if your heart is in the right place and you have the will and determination to make something happen then you can accomplish anything. Reach for the stars and if you can't reach them then we (your friends) will give you a leg up and help you get there. You are never alone in the world no matter how dark and lonely it gets. You just have to pick yourself up, turn to Mother Nature and say 'No, you will get me down because I am strong'. Just stand up for what you believe and the world is your oyster. Believe in yourself and don't be ashamed of being different or of your mistakes. Just show the world who is boss and soon it will bow to you.
Sorry, a lot of that is cliché but it must be said!
Hello!
Now I must be going! Bye Blogland! *hugs*
Cancer IS awful, Luce!
And you have every right to be depressed from time to time.
~hugs tight~
I'm sorry. We're here for you if you ever need to talk, alright?
I don't know what you believe in, but I'm Christian, and I'll pray for them. I hope they will be alright, Luce
*hugs all the people*
Bye, Lynx!
~waves madly~
Yes, Luce there are always going to be times when you feel helpless against fate. What's meant to be is meant to be. Sometimes all you can do it try to make a difference, and that is all that is needed. And please don't think it's your fault or anything. It isn't.
And think- all these things that are affecting you are just going to make you stronger. You -and the people you know- will get through this. Just have a little faith :D
O.o
And that was a great speech, Lynx :D
~high-fives!
I'm actually crying, right now...
Hiya, Willow!
~hugs~
Bye Lynx!!! *hugs*
~huggles Luciana~
*hugs* it's ok.we're all here for you, Luce
I want to kill everyone in my life. Most of all Litrin Dementoz. Litrin, Die Die Die.
We are
I love this fandom... So much love and support.. <3
Aw, I'm sorry, guys, I've got to go!
I'm going to try to get some writing done before I have to log off :P
~huggles Luce~
Hey, if you ever want to chat, I have two emails-
sakura.c@goowy.com
lollipopskyril@gmail.com
I check them both whenever I come online so email me if you ever want :]
Bye guys!
~hugs all~
I wish I could stay longer and explain to you all how much I love you all...I guess that'll be my next blog entry...Maybe even a vlog to explain how truly amazing each and every one of you is...I love you all more than you can probably comprehend...You help me through so much without even knowing...I think Becky is the only one of you Bloglandians that is aware of why I can't cope with life...I think she knows it all...She's the closest to knowing it all, anyway...But, even without knowing why I am down you're here and you'll go to the ends of the earth to cheer me up. I know I'm just like a whisper in Blogland, I'll not be remembered and my existence is like a footprint in the sand to Blogland...I won't change Blogland at all, but sure as hell Blogland has changed me. Blogland has changed me for the better and I don't know what I'd do without you all! if I found out something happened to one of you...I'd...I'd not be able to carry on living, because you are my reasons for living. Minions and SP are the reasons I live...The only thing I can see that is worth living...So, I would like to say thank you for everything and I love you all to pieces. I can't wait until the next time we talk...*hugs everyone*
*hugs* luv ya Luce!!!!
Bye Skyril!!!! *hugs*
*hugs Luce*
well... that was.. emotional. I think we all kinda needed a bit of a wake up call.
http://idoterriblethingswhenigrowbored.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/this-was-written-for-sp-page-butit.html
That's the best I can come up with..
I wrote it the other day...Then I finally found the courage to post it on the SP FB page...And now I've got enough courage to tell it to all of you...
Ok ill sees
<3 it
I have to go...My mum is gobbing at me, again...I'll...I'll try to cheer up..
You best cheer up
good night, Luce! P.s. check ur email
anyone still here?
anyone?
dark u still there?
Hello SugarPlum1!
Nice to meet you!
*Shakes hand*
I'm back..
WB Luce!
WB Luce!
hey willow! hey luce!
hi zaf!
Opps, double comment.
Thanks, Willow. Hello, everyone.
I have to go, bye!
Bye
Who's here?
Flame that's one lol
God I was expecting more of a rush of hands but your good enough for me Flame
Hey everyone!! baaackk
EM!!!!!!
EM!!!!!!
g2g
Emmmm???
Bye sugar! *hugs*
DEREK LANDY COME ON THE BLOG PLEASEEEE
Almost 10pm Irish time....maybe Derek will come
DEREK!!!! GET ON PLEASEEE
Sorry, I was reading and replying to those e-mails...<3
Msd.
Heya Zaf, I'm here, just finishing doing audio books
Em, which audio books?
Emmm!!!
*tackle hugs*
ok yell to Derek!!! Thats fun!!!!
HI HO!
I like to read
Well I finished getting the Skulduggery ones a few weeks ago. This got the Darren Shan ones, then I just finished getting the Cassandra Clare ones and I'm now on my last group which is Garth Nix's Keys to the Kingdom
*walks over to Zaf and slaps the back of her head*
Did you leave this crypt today? I told you to rest and heal today.
Robin!!!!! *high fives*
yes. DEREK! DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK DEREK
Everyone that hasn't already, check my blog? The fuzzlebugs one, I think it is..
Oh God.. This again :D
http://flamephoenixs.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/hp-fanfic-maybe-p1.html#comment-form
Oh, and what exactly is a fuzzlebug...
Hey Phoenix
A fuzzlebug is a fuzzy skuttlebug.
*high fives* Adra!
I left the crypt
Haha how dim of me :D
WHAZAP ROBIN!!!
Sorry Adra, I thought everyone was enjoying it
Em...me did leave sry!!
DEREK!!!!
Hahahaha Em, I was joking :P it's EPIC
i am writing origin, chap 3.
DEREK!!!!! GET ON BLOG PLEASE!!!!!!
I have been racking my brains all night. No plan or lightbulb has gone off.
*points at Zaf*
Don't let me catch you out of that crypt again. Who knows who could catch us.
muahahahaha. Like. ME
That's good Adra lol
Just wait until you read Nix's story about it. I'm literally tingling with goosebumps waiting to read it lol
I've never been written into a story before :D
Okay fine. I'll be good.
DEREK COMES
WHAZUUP?! XD
*points upwards*
He's never here when I'm here ...
So has any light bulbs gone off with you Zaf or have you just been shadow pushing people into the lake all day?
I think he was here the first time I got into the comments... and Em. nice, uh, description.
Hmmm thinking of stuff. Like...Pleasant catching us
A bit too hyper? Yeah I get like that :P
If Derek blogspeaks could someone be absolutely amazing and ask him to read that blogpost? Because he should understand how amazing all you minions are. I'm the exception to the rule of awesome..
Also, I'm thinking of making a blog for all the dedicatons...because there are some amazing dedocations that get posted once and are never seen again, so...Opinions?
Pleasant catching us?
That's your big plan?
Are you suicidal, you stupid necromancer?
Derek always seems to blogspeak when I'm at my lowest point and am ready to end everything...His golden god senses have saved my life multiple times, in the past..
Im not stupid!!!! I know how to break out of places. The skeleton wouldnt know we escaped....or we can go to America
*dances*
ROBIN!
DANCE WITH ME!
He poofed to Derek land
*runs up to Phoenix*
What's the point of getting caught to break out again?
*bend over in pain*
Oh that's not good.
I have to go, now...my mum'll gob at ne again, no doubt...She'll probably ban me from technology again...
What happened Em??
And it is smart cuz they'll think we are in a cell thus stop hunting us down
BYE L
*grabs her hands and twirls her around*
Bye!!!!
*holds chest*
I um... I went to a potion dealer today, to get something to suppress my anger slightly.
*grimaces in pain*
My change is being forced Zaf
Bye Luce!!!
Hey, what... is going on. CAN I JOIN???
*laughs and twirls*
*nods*
turn if you will dont kill me!
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