Yes, the rumours (and, er, the announcement in the back of a few books) are true- 2012 will see my second trip to Australia and New Zealand for a Skulduggery tour. I will spend two weeks in August- from the 6th to the 20th- going around meeting the Minions-who-talk-funny and signing whatever they have to sign. The first few days will be spent in NZ, then off to Oz. Details, such as exactly which cities I'll be visiting, shall be forthcoming as soon as I have them. I actually have no input into where I visit because my publishers do all the arranging, and I just go where I'm told to go.
My last tour, in 2010, was a huge success and every single day I was startled by the reaction. It was exhausting, with an astonishing amount of travel, but so worth it.
When I get back home, I have a little over a week to recover before the Ireland/UK tour kicks off. We're going to be doing something different this year- instead of heading over to the UK for 10 straight days, I'll be heading over for three weekends in a row. The plan is to pack as many signings in as possible on days when none of you will have school or college or work, so hopefully you can come along if you haven't had a chance to before. Again, further details will be available once I have them.
And now for something completely different...
How did you enjoy World Book Day? I know, I know, different countries have World Book Day at different times of the year, and some countries don't have World Book Day at all, so, the very term itself is kind of misleading... but ANYWAY...
I had a very good World Book Day, thank you very much. I was over in London with a bunch of other writers for a huge webcast thingy that was broadcast to three quarters of a million students across Ireland and the UK and, I don't know, possibly elsewhere. We each had five minutes onstage, which isn't a whole lot of time. I ended up talking about my dogs, for some reason. It was manic, but amusing.
Behind the scenes, however, was where the real fun was taking place. Put ten authors in a room, especially authors who write for young people, and after a while things are going to get slightly odd. And when a camera comes out to record interviews? Oh dearie me. I'm sure they'll be posted on worldbookday.com soon enough, so you can watch as responsible adults (such as me) turn into immature kids as we try to make each other laugh. Fun and games galore with Andy Stanton and Steve Cole and Chris Bradford, while Cressida Cowell looked on in astonishment. Eoin Colfer wasn't above having a bit of a lark himself, but Holly Webb and Jeremy Strong did the wise thing and stayed well away from the rest of us. Jacqueline Wilson, meanwhile, must have wondered what the hell was going on.
To end the webcast, we all trotted back onstage to meet The Duchess of Cornwall. I'm completely ignorant about all things royal family-ish, and I may have forgotten to stop chewing gum when I was shaking her hand. But I DID smile and say "pleased to meet you", so that was something, wasn't it? At least I didn't have my hands in my pockets, like Ronan O'Gara did when the Queen met the Irish rugby team.
Which, I have to say, I think is hilariously dim.
Annnnnyway...
I've been on TV quite a lot lately, and it's all thanks to World Book Day, so thank you, World Book Day, for interfering with my writing week. I was on the Alan Titchmarsh Show, which most of you know about, and then I was on Live With Gabby on Channel 5 a few days later, then I was on Elev8 on RTE yesterday, and on Tuesday morning I'll be on Ireland Am on TV3...
Good GOD. I'll be sick of myself, I swear I will.
And I can't even get away from myself in newspapers, either. The Guardian asked me to list my ten favourite villains from YA/children's fiction, and you can see if you agree with me by clicking here http://www.guardian.co.uk/childrens-books-site/2012/mar/01/derek-landy-top-ten?newsfeed=true .
( I didn't include any of MY villains, because obviously mine would be best, and I'm far too modest to proclaim that in a national newspaper.)
Okay, that's enough babbling. It's 2:30 in the afternoon and I haven't eaten anything yet. Must make lunch.
Oh! One last thing! Take a look at this video- http://www.standup.ie/index/ - which promotes standing up to homophobic bullying. I mean, life is hard enough to get through without bullies making things worse, and the only decent thing to do is stand up for your friends when they need you.
And NOW I'm going to make lunch.
Saturday, March 3, 2012
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«Oldest ‹Older 801 – 1000 of 4809 Newer› Newest»I still havent read Death bringer though, cause my mum wont order things from different countries
*looks at Val*
...Thanks.
You're much more fun though.
*hugs Val*
I have Death Bringer sitting in front of me...
*sighs*
Whatever. I'm leaving now.
*vanishes*
*hugs Sparky back* You're fun too.
Oh, and I'm nothing like a bigger sibling.
I'm nice.
oh my god, what did that jacrko guy want?
hey Mist, do you realise that in your profile, you say there are 8 harry potter books?
...I'm getting me some soup.
Nice to meet you ryan
hey jacro, why were the yelling at you?
I think I'm going to get some ice cream... *walks into the wall on the way out* OW! NOT AGAIN!
Brb.
oh... they got pranked... big deal. they'll get over it
Soup's on the way...
oh
by the way ryan...
NEVER MISSPELL MY NAME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Has the comments section changed again?? It looks different...Unless it's just me...Which is highly likely... :)
Ryan, who are you talking to?
~~~=[,_,]:3
Nix, what happened to your profile pic?
very funny Mist
Zath, what the hell is wrong with you?
Now I'm high.
*sighs*
Not anymore.
goddammit mist!
what the-
brb
And now I'm Zathier.
Boom!
I would kill Mistan.
But he died of a heart attack a while back.
Shame.
It was a big deal, Jakro, don't pretend it wasn't. And I won't get over it. I hold grudges.
*goes back to ignoring Jakro*
This ice cream tastes good.
*pumps fist*
Disturbed!
\m/
ugh, i've got to leave 'cause im grounded.
*sits on edge of cliff*
*looks out to the horizon*
And now one that is so much better.
*sighs*
I'm done with these changes now.
*sits by Sparky* *drops bowl of ice cream and watches it fall* Awww... I was gonna eat that...
why is sparky staring off of a cliff
There.
No, I don't like the name.
Better.
Now I am leaving.
I think.
But your name was correct, Mist. My insanity DOES exceed your exsanity or whatever.
Nix, email.
I know it does.
I said that already.
Remember?
Yes, you do remember.
I wouldn't doubt your memory.
Crap, I gtg.
I wouldn't doubt my memory, either. Bye Mist!
No I don't.
NIX, EMAIL.
there, that's better
Actually, I probably won't have to go at all for a while.
Val, e-mail.
Oh, then... NOT bye.
checking it
Good doggy.
*jumps in lake and floats along it*
*tilts head at Mist* How do you float along a ake if you're already in it?
*lake
No, gtg NOW.
Bye.
Val, e-mail, NOW.
Bye Zath.
I forgot to mention that I came back to the surface.
HI EVERYONE! I'M BOB AND YOU ALL MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*punches Mist*
i am not a doggy
and now i get to edit it, and add stuff to it
Mwah ha ha!
Five minutes.
Three minutes...
agh! i don't like clowns
*clown runs over me*
Egh... i said i don't like clowns
*clown backs up on me*
Two minutes.
I AM BOB THE KILLER!!!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!
The Bob that Jakro was always talking about?
how dare you bob! GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE!!!!!!!!
That's a yes...
MMMMWWWWEEEHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!
WHY MOTHER, WHY!!!!!
Sparky, don't you dare.
if you do, Sparky, I'm going to be furious.
*looks at Val*
*hangs head*
Like, seriously furious. I'll throw a tatrum and everything.
*banishes bob to the realm of the faceless ones*
noooooooo!!!!!!!! eeeeee!!!!
And I won't talk to you for a while.
sorry about that you guys, but bob is a bit insane.
I won't be here for a while.
what? why?
why is sparky leaving?
*grabs Sparky and hugs her, then looks her in the eyes* You don't want to do that. Seriously. you will regret it, and everything will be a mess. Just don't do it. Please.
Sparky? What's wrong?
And that isn't about you leaving.
what is sparky doing?
*looks back at Val*
Copy and Paste.
That's all it takes.
seriously, what's wrong? please, tell me
Don't you dare. If you do that, I will be upset beyond relief. Not just with anger, but with sadness, too, that something would cause you to do that. Don't.
Val, don't tell them.
hi
*belief, not relief.
I won't. But you had better not do it.
*looks at Val*
Fine.
But I need to go for a little...
How long is 'a little'? Do you mean go off the computer, or ditch the Blog?
The latter.
wtf is going on??????????????
Sparky?
no sparky... flame wouldn't want this
Sparky, please tell me what's wrong.
should i get flame... or will his mum find out?
is sparky going to like, delete her blogs and such, or just leave for a while?
Brb...
please?
I wouldn't delete my blogs.
That's stupid.
...Val?
Sparky, this conversation is putting me in a weird mood, a mood I don't like. Stop saying you want to or I'll tell them.
Hey guys, I just wanted to point out that no ones taken any visible notice to me, but apparently we're in some kind of a situation, so I can understand.
do i need to email flame?
hi thrust
Don't e-mail Flame.
*sits on the edge of the cliff again*
why not... I will unless he'll get in trouble
*pulls Sparky away from the cliff* *looks at her and starts crying* Don't.
Don't.
what? please tell me...
*sees Val crying*
Oh God.
No. No, don't cry.
No, don't cry Val, don't cry!
*hugs her*
Don't cry...
Then don't do it!
*looks at Val*
Then I won't.
Just don't cry.
I can't bear to see you cry.
*looks at Sparky* I won't if you SWEAR you won't.
...Then I won't.
I swear.
*smiles and hugs Sparky tightly* Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you sooooo much.
...
yyyaaaayyyy!!!!!!
... you don't want to mention what just happened there?
Hi Thrust
*sigh of relief*
No. We don't.
*looks at Val and smiles weakly*
No, I don't think we want to talk about it.
Jakro, shut the bloody hell up.
How can you be relived at something you don't know?
Email Mist
wait, was that the whole chapter?
Val and Sparky do these conversations we have no knowledge of regularly. It can get annoying that we don't know what it's about, but really it's none of our business. Don't ask what they were talking about because do you really think they'll tell you? And don't try to get them to talk by emailing Flame either, that's idiotic.
No it bloody wasn't the whole chapter!
good, it wasn't very... finished
i just added a bit
Replied, Nix.
*remembers yesterday and starts laughing* I asked my friends yesterday about what they thought Derek would do if he found me sitting in his living room one morning, and they said he'd be terrified... Then they sais he'd probably freak out and ask for my name so I would say, "What do you mean you don't know who I am? I'm Valkyrie. I'm a figure of your imagination. Duh."
*starts quietly humming Shout 2000"
And when you've taken down your guard,
If I could change your mind,
I'd really love to break your heart,
(break, break, break, break),
I'd really love to break your heart,
(shout, shout)
Let it all out!
done it Mist
[[insert ending bit that I can't be bothered to type out]]
{[eating a shell}]
Can anyone see the difference?
wait, do you want me to finsh it?
it's thinner Sparky
No, I'll finish it.
Replied too.
No, the background was all black before.
Val, e-mail.
Brb
ugh... must leave for now, bye!
i'll be back in... later
maybe 2 hours, i don't know
Bye, Nix.
...
...
*sits on edge of cliff, with legs hanging over edge*
*lies on back with legs dangling*
Damn. Where's Eve? :(
*narrows eyes suspiciously at Sparky*
I won't.
And I I was going to, that's not how I would go about it.
I have class.
*stops narrowing eyes* Good. Want a popsicle?
Or a certain level of it in any case.
I'm not hungry...
Is Sparky going to do it?
Just wondering...
*gives Sparky popsicle anyway*
Hi Izz!
*sighs and climbs tree house before resting in hammock*
...I'm bored.
Servus Val. Do I get a popsicle?
*tosses popsicle over cliff*
Of course you do. *pulls out box of popsicles* Take one.
*picks bright red and white one*
mmmm peppermint. Danke Val.
No! The popsicle! *shrugs* Oh well.
Sparky, were you going to...
never mind
Sparky, don't even consider it. *grabs cliff and drops it in lava* *makes lava disappear*
yes, someone used my volcaneo!
Did you just...throw a cliff...?
It doesn't even matter.
*sighs and slowly writes out song on guitar [NEXT TWO WORDS BLACKED OUT]*
do i get a popcicle?
Yes I threw a cliff.
*looks at Sparky*
It's gone. Forever.
*tosses popsicle to Nix*
Sparky are you depressed perchance?
*looks back at Val*
There will always be another cliff.
No there won't! There won't be, Sparky! *runs off*
*tries to catch popcicle, misses and hits me in the eye*
OW!
*hits wrong fret and crosses out note on sheet*
Calm down Val.
I won't.
so, Izz
*looks at her expectingly*
*sighs*
I'm bad at this...
I'm not calming down! I have a reason to be upset!
No Nix and don't ask me about it or I'll get depressed and leave.
*holds hands up*
I was just aksing!
*rolls onto stomach*
*spreads arms out and presses them against the ground*
Well, we're all so happy here.
happy!
*blinks*
Did i just get... first thousand?
Damn it.
I owe Eve a dedication for the four pages she dedicated to me!
And I keep missing it!!
Yes Nix.
*keeps pressing arms against the ground*
... when did we get to a thousand?
In fact I'm going to go play Scrabble.
I'll post it tonight Nix
@Sparky: Cheer up Charlie
Auf wiedersehen alle.
I think you did.
*sighs and eats live chicken*
I'll get first soon...
And this conversation is flowing so nicely.
*gets annoyed at my sarcasm and retreats into bedroom in tree-house*
Awkward silence...
*is still pressing arms against ground*
Isn't anyone going to ask what I'm doing?
I was, but I'm pretty busy not making this popsicle drip... *is actually eating a popsicle*
Because it's so hard to tell when you want us to ask and when you don't.
I've decided to give up on asking you anything because most of the time you pose an action or phrase that indicates you want someone to ask about, but then end up saying "Not even Val knows the answer to that, why would I tell you?"
So I'm not asking you anything.
Dear god, I'm in a bad mood.
So, whatcha doin'?
I dedicate this to my friends
Mist
Sparky
Val
Izz
Eve
Star
Gab
that person i forget (you know who you are)
not Dylan
not Jakro
Derek Landy (i wish he was my friend)
That guy from that place that i meet some time
And to all Skuldugger Pleasant fans everywhere (execpt Jakro and Dylan)
I'm hugging a planet silly!
oh.
The planet is proabably very happy...
*mutters darkly*
That's Nix.
*thanks
I wanna hug a... a... a unicorn! *hugs unicorn* *frowns*
IT'S AN EVIL PURPLE NECROMANCER UNICORN!!!!!
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