Saturday, March 3, 2012

Heading Down Under Again!

Yes, the rumours (and, er, the announcement in the back of a few books) are true- 2012 will see my second trip to Australia and New Zealand for a Skulduggery tour. I will spend two weeks in August- from the 6th to the 20th- going around meeting the Minions-who-talk-funny and signing whatever they have to sign. The first few days will be spent in NZ, then off to Oz. Details, such as exactly which cities I'll be visiting, shall be forthcoming as soon as I have them. I actually have no input into where I visit because my publishers do all the arranging, and I just go where I'm told to go.

My last tour, in 2010, was a huge success and every single day I was startled by the reaction. It was exhausting, with an astonishing amount of travel, but so worth it.

When I get back home, I have a little over a week to recover before the Ireland/UK tour kicks off. We're going to be doing something different this year- instead of heading over to the UK for 10 straight days, I'll be heading over for three weekends in a row. The plan is to pack as many signings in as possible on days when none of you will have school or college or work, so hopefully you can come along if you haven't had a chance to before. Again, further details will be available once I have them.

And now for something completely different...

How did you enjoy World Book Day? I know, I know, different countries have World Book Day at different times of the year, and some countries don't have World Book Day at all, so, the very term itself is kind of misleading... but ANYWAY...

I had a very good World Book Day, thank you very much. I was over in London with a bunch of other writers for a huge webcast thingy that was broadcast to three quarters of a million students across Ireland and the UK and, I don't know, possibly elsewhere. We each had five minutes onstage, which isn't a whole lot of time. I ended up talking about my dogs, for some reason. It was manic, but amusing.

Behind the scenes, however, was where the real fun was taking place. Put ten authors in a room, especially authors who write for young people, and after a while things are going to get slightly odd. And when a camera comes out to record interviews? Oh dearie me. I'm sure they'll be posted on worldbookday.com soon enough, so you can watch as responsible adults (such as me) turn into immature kids as we try to make each other laugh. Fun and games galore with Andy Stanton and Steve Cole and Chris Bradford, while Cressida Cowell looked on in astonishment. Eoin Colfer wasn't above having a bit of a lark himself, but Holly Webb and Jeremy Strong did the wise thing and stayed well away from the rest of us. Jacqueline Wilson, meanwhile, must have wondered what the hell was going on.

To end the webcast, we all trotted back onstage to meet The Duchess of Cornwall. I'm completely ignorant about all things royal family-ish, and I may have forgotten to stop chewing gum when I was shaking her hand. But I DID smile and say "pleased to meet you", so that was something, wasn't it? At least I didn't have my hands in my pockets, like Ronan O'Gara did when the Queen met the Irish rugby team.


Which, I have to say, I think is hilariously dim.

Annnnnyway...

I've been on TV quite a lot lately, and it's all thanks to World Book Day, so thank you, World Book Day, for interfering with my writing week. I was on the Alan Titchmarsh Show, which most of you know about, and then I was on Live With Gabby on Channel 5 a few days later, then I was on Elev8 on RTE yesterday, and on Tuesday morning I'll be on Ireland Am on TV3...

Good GOD. I'll be sick of myself, I swear I will.

And I can't even get away from myself in newspapers, either. The Guardian asked me to list my ten favourite villains from YA/children's fiction, and you can see if you agree with me by clicking here http://www.guardian.co.uk/childrens-books-site/2012/mar/01/derek-landy-top-ten?newsfeed=true .

( I didn't include any of MY villains, because obviously mine would be best, and I'm far too modest to proclaim that in a national newspaper.)

Okay, that's enough babbling. It's 2:30 in the afternoon and I haven't eaten anything yet. Must make lunch.


Oh! One last thing! Take a look at this video- http://www.standup.ie/index/ - which promotes standing up to homophobic bullying. I mean, life is hard enough to get through without bullies making things worse, and the only decent thing to do is stand up for your friends when they need you.


And NOW I'm going to make lunch.



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Jakro Tintreach said...

*expands death bubble, spares valkyrie*

Jakro Tintreach said...

*unleashes a thousand shadows at val*

Eve the ROCK said...

*blurrs towards Melancholia, fangs bared*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Seriously. You do. I hate to be so mean, but you're just not hearing this. You bore the hell out of me. At first, you were cool. But my God, you got boring really fast. There's only so much of this brooding loner thing a girl can take before she really just needs someone to make her laugh. You're not a funny guy, Caelan.

Jakro Tintreach said...

*rips out calean's throat with a fist of shadow*

Eve the ROCK said...

I don't understand.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Aww... I have to go for a few moments... Caelan, I will catch up on this conversation in a few minutes! WE're on pause!

Jakro Tintreach said...

*slashes shadows at Valkyrie's throat*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Wait...



You can't tell jokes.

Nixion Strange said...

*silent*

Eve the ROCK said...

I shall be waiting, my love.

*stitches up throat*

Jakro Tintreach said...

*falls over and vanishes*

Eve the ROCK said...

No, I mean I don't understand why you're saying these things.

Nixion Strange said...

*kills MELANCHOLIA*

Sarah Rose said...

What sound does a pause make? I think it would be a sort of...pop
*Pop!*

Nixion Strange said...

*dissapeares*

Jakro Tintreach said...

You must DIE!!!!!!

*hurls streams of fire into everyone*

Eve the ROCK said...

You died ages ago, Mevolent.

Idiot.

Nixion Strange said...

*looks at Mevolent*

Eve the ROCK said...

Caelan sad. Caelan angry. Caelan SMASH!!!!

Jakro Tintreach said...

so did calean... and meloncholia is in a coma!... back to killing you:

*surrounds everyone in a giant block of ice*

Sarah Rose said...

Should I use my invisibility in Blogland for good or for evil?

Nixion Strange said...

*flys towards Mevolent*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And you just missed another joke. See?

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Skulbug

*turns back into Vile*

Nixion Strange said...

*smashes through ice with shadows and gives Val the peace sign*

Eve the ROCK said...

GrrrrArgh!

Sparky Braginski said...

I dedicate this page to people being themselves and not dead characters.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...
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Eve the ROCK said...

It's Fletcher, isn't it?

Eve the ROCK said...

*grabs Valkyrie's arm* I can change.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Fletcher has nothing to do with this, other than I can't believe I've had to break up with two guys in the space of a week.

Nixion Strange said...

*watches*

Jakro Tintreach said...

*Stabs lord vile with a dagger of flaming stone*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

(Grr... It got all messed up...)


That's not going to do it.

Eve the ROCK said...

Then you can change.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Excuse me?

Nixion Strange said...

*absorbes blow and slices Mevolent's head off*

Nixion Strange said...

*watches again*

Eve the ROCK said...

You can do what I say for once. Have you never thought that the reason you are unhappy is because you never obey me?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Seriously? No, that thought never entered my head.

Eve the ROCK said...

I only want what's best for you.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Let go of my arm.

Eve the ROCK said...

Why? Do you think I'd break it? I would never hurt you, Valkyrie. This? This isn't pain. *squeezes* This is nothing compared to the agony I feel in my heart. A bruise, a broken bone is paltry.

Nixion Strange said...

shotgun flecther

Jakro Tintreach said...

Check out my blog, new post:

http://ameriminionfanfiction.blogspot.com/

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Caelan, let go of me right now.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

(Someone will have to be Fletcher soon...)

Nixion Strange said...

im fletcher

Eve the ROCK said...

*sneers* Why? So you can run away from me? So you can leave me, and fall into the arms of another? Who is he, Valkyrie?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

(No, you're 'Flechter'. You misspelled it.)

Nixion Strange said...

*sits in Australia, doing God knows what until i get a call later*

Jakro Tintreach said...

NUKE!!!!!!


everyone is dead now...

now go read my blog!!!!!!!!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

There's no one else, you psycho.

Eve the ROCK said...

Stop lying to me!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*twists arm and yanks it from Caelan's grip*

Nixion Strange said...

fixed it!

*still in Australia*

Lavender Hope said...

*walks in sighing*

My conscience and I are fighting... My head is throbbing and my heart is pounding with what we're fighting about...

*an explanation is on the way*

btw, I saw and commented Jakro...

Jakro Tintreach said...

This is why Derek thinks we're all insane!!!!!!!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

no, he thinks we're insane because we're insane

Eve the ROCK said...

*catches Valkyrie across the jaw with fist* *hand closes around her throat and slams her against wall*

Lavender Hope said...

My conscience wants me to stop coming here and focus on what's going on at home, but I don't want to leave. I like it here and hanging out with you guys. You're funny and you guys are the only friends I talk to... I don't talk to anyone else. I don't have other friends...

Eve the ROCK said...

Who is he? Who are you with? Give me his name!

Lavender Hope said...

My conscience says that I should stop now and stay away from here for a bit, but I already tried that and it didn't work... I just keep coming back...

Nixion Strange said...

im leaving in an hour

Lavender Hope said...

I'm fighting a battle with myself and don't know what to do! I want to stay, but my conscience says otherwise...
*sigh*
I don't know what to do...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*clutches Caelan's hand and tries to prise it off, but can't* *head is poundinbg and lights dance before eyes*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*pounding

Sparky Braginski said...

*hugs Hope*

If you want a break, take a break.

The blog will always be here, and we'll always be waiting.

Eve the ROCK said...

*grip is released*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*slumps to a sitting position*

Eve the ROCK said...

*strokes Vlakyrie’s face gently*

Lavender Hope said...

Thanks Sparky. :) I didn't think you were still here... Thank you.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm always here Hope.

Watching...

Nixion Strange said...

and that creaps everyone out Sparky

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Valkyrie. I didn't mean to strike you. I would never hurt you, you know that. But sometimes... sometimes you just have to listen to me, and do what I say. Now, if you tell me there is no one else, then I believe you. Of course I do. Because I love you. Do you understand me?

Lavender Hope said...

*laughs at 'Fletcher's comment*

See? You guys are funny. I will miss it here, if I leave...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*nods*

Eve the ROCK said...

*smiles, takes her hands and raises her slowly to her feet* Are you alright?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm OK.

Eve the ROCK said...

*smiles* I love you.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*snaps palms against the air and Caelan is sent flying backwards*

Eve the ROCK said...

*lands in a crouch, and leaps at Valkyrie*

Lavender Hope said...

*sigh*

Now I got to go... Maybe I'll be back tonight. It's 4:09 PM here...

Now I gotta go. BYE!!!

Jakro Tintreach said...

My minions are insane

Zathract Mist said...

DEREK!!!

Zathract Mist said...

Oh my golden god, I'm hyperventilating.

HELLO!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*sends shadows to intercept, pulling him from the air and driving him head first into the ground*

Nixion Strange said...

DEREK!!!!

Lavender Hope said...

OH MY GOLDEN GOD!!!! DEREK LANDY!!!

:D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...
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Eve the ROCK said...

JAKRO!!!! *destroys Jakro*

Lavender Hope said...

I'm FREAKING OUT right now!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

It's just Jakro

Zathract Mist said...

*does little victory dance*

I've seen Derek on Blogger! Yay!

Nixion Strange said...

DEREK? ARE YOU STILL HERE? SAY HELLO NIXION (that's my blog name, this is just temporary)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...
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Nixion Strange said...

JAKRO!

Eve the ROCK said...

It's just Jakro, guys

Jakro Tintreach said...

hahahahahaha

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...
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Zathract Mist said...

*reads profile*

...Jakro...you SON OF A ************* **************** ***************, ******** **** ********** ***********S!

Eve the ROCK said...

I hate you.

Nixion Strange said...

*kills Jakro*

carry on Eve and Val

Eve the ROCK said...

Val, it's just Jakro.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*throws rock at Jakro*

I. HATE. YOU.

Jakro Tintreach said...

hahahahahaha... that was fun!

Eve the ROCK said...

*goes to hands and knees, dazed*

Nixion Strange said...

just ignore him guys... forever

Nixion Strange said...

just ignore him guys... forever

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And now you're hated by everyone.

Zathract Mist said...

*strangles Jakro*

I hate you!

*climbs tree-house and curls up in hammock*

Lavender Hope said...

HAHAHA!!! YOU ARE HILARIOUS JAKRO!!!

XD THAT MADE ME LAGH SOOO MUCH!

Eve the ROCK said...

You know what... I'm leaving. Valkyrie, we shall continue this later. Call me. *makes 'call me' gesture*

Lavender Hope said...

I don't hate him, he made me laugh when I was sad. That's what friends are for. :)

Nixion Strange said...

awww

later, when i can't be Fletcher

Lavender Hope said...

You are so FUNNY, Jakro!!!

Zathract Mist said...

HE WAS TRYING TO ANNOY US, NOT TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY.

DAMN CAPS LOCK.

*sobs*

...AND DYMOCKS!

*leaves*

Nixion Strange said...

he's as bad as Dylan

Jakro Tintreach said...

Stupidus-Spellium!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Jakro sucks. *voice is filled with disgust*

*leaves*

Eve the ROCK said...

Sorry, Nixion, but my mum will be screaming at me any second now. I'm still in my pyjamas, you see. Bye now! *smiles at all except for Jakro* That wasn't even remotely funny.

Nixion Strange said...

not fooling anyone

*leaves*

Zathract Mist said...

I'm leaving now.

Jakro, I hope you're happy that we all hate you now.

*makes rudest gesture I can think of and vanishes*

Jakro Tintreach said...

it was a joke... god... but derek probably would say that

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Eve, Mist, Val, Spakry, Lavendar

*leaves*

Lavender Hope said...

I don't care if he was trying to annoy me. What he did was make me laugh when everyone else, except Sparky, was fighting about something or other.

:) I thought it was a good joke. :P :)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And he'd probably wring your little neck for trickinbg us in such a rude way. Or at least I hope he would.

Lavender Hope said...

Bye everyone who's leaving!

I'm going to leave in a sec too.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*tricking

amelie espirt ____the gummy bear assasin for the straight jacket said...

FANGIRL MOMENT
YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY

DEREKS COMING TO AUSTRALIA HOPEFULLY HE COMES TO BRISBANE ON A WEEKEND SO I CAN MEET HIM

Lavender Hope said...

Hello Amelie Espirit. :)

Lavender Hope said...

*pats Jakro on the back*

I thought it was good. After I found out that it was you, I couldn't stop laughing at my own stupidity. :P Don't worry, I'm not mad.

Jakro Tintreach said...

if only I could have seen the looks on their faces

Lavender Hope said...

But now I really have to go. :P

You made my day Jakro!!!

BYE! :D

Jakro Tintreach said...

anyone still here?

Zathract Mist said...
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Jakro Tintreach said...

I know... but if it had happened to someone else, you would have laughed.

Sparky Braginski said...

Back.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. You played the meanest joke of all time on us. There are some people, like me, who want to meet Derek more than anything in the world. Meeting him would mean everything. It would be the best thing to ever happen. So being able to talk to him would be one of the closest things to meeting him. But when you mess with that chance, and get our hopes up, then tell us it wasn't real, it's one of the meanest things anyone could ever do. It not only humiliates us, but it makes us upset beyond belief. So I hope you're happy, Jakro, for hurting me like that.

Jakro Tintreach said...

I'm sorry about that, ok... now run along and try to kill me... OK?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No. I'm just going to ignore you, because I don't want you to say something else that makes me upset. You've already done that several times today.

Sparky Braginski said...

Jakro, what you did is far too bad for you to simply be killed.

You need to learn a lesson.

Sparky Braginski said...

Heya Val!

Jakro Tintreach said...

Hey... I want to meet Derek as much as the next guy(unless the next guy isn't a minion) but the simple fact remains... oh my, I have no clue where I've been going with this.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi Sparky!

Sparky Braginski said...

Brb...

E-mail.

Lavender Hope said...

If I got a box that said Book Depository on it and it's from the UK, what do you think is in it?

And if I was waiting for some books, lets say, the last 3 books of a certain skeleton detective, what do you think it could be? It's from the UK and it's in my mom's name cause she bought them for me! Do you guys think this is it???

Lavender Hope said...

Yesterday, I got a book in the mail, but it was from school. So now I'm wondering if this is the real deal.

Lavender Hope said...

Waiting for answers before opening...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It could be... Now I want my copy of TEOTW to get here!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Comment window closed...

Jakro Tintreach said...

Ugh... I want TEOTW too!!!!!!

*screams*

Sparky Braginski said...

...

*kicks rock into lake*

Hmm.

*cliff appears*

Better...

Lavender Hope said...

*Is opening the box now...*

I really hope this is it. Last time, it was the school book. But this box says that it's from the UK! I just have to hope.

Lavender Hope said...

AAAHHHHH!!!!

I really did scream btw... hehe


IT'S DARK DAYS!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'M SOOOO HAPPY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

Sparky Braginski said...

Read.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

YAY FOR LAVENDER! I felt that way two Christmases ago... I opened the box to find a Dark Days and Mortal Coil and I almost forgot to open the other presents...

Lavender Hope said...

... it's the hardcover... I'm still happy about it, and it's huge! But I thought the paper back had something else to it... unless it was for a different book...

*screams again*

I AM reading it!

Jakro Tintreach said...

go lavender!!!!!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Good Hope.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You should leave until you're done... I don't want to accidentally give away spoilers, and this is a distraction!

When it comes to reading an SP book for the first time, you have to ignore the Blog until you finish.

Sparky Braginski said...

*scowls at word document*

No.

*closes document*

Nixion Strange said...

true dat

Sparky Braginski said...

* walks up to the edge of my cliff and looks down*

Hmm...

Flat, mossy rocks that are being bombarded by waves.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm having so much trouble writing Chapter Eight right now...

Lavender Hope said...

Okay then, bye guys!!! See you when I finish! Since it's the weekends, YES!, I think I could finish it in two days!

XD BBBYYYEEEE!!!!

Zathract Mist said...

And this is how it SHOULD have happened.

http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/ff372/NeoZathier/DereksRetort.png

I hope you realize how hard I tried to make this look authentic, changing the times the comments were posted, expanding the sizes of the blanks and such.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*nudges Fletcher* Can you change your name back? It makes me uncomfortable to be around people named Fletcher.

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm not here

Zathract Mist said...

Wait, that was the old one.

http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/ff372/NeoZathier/DereksRetort-1.png

Zathract Mist said...

Please look at that image...

Sparky Braginski said...

*steps back from the edge of the cliff*

*faces others*

Nixion Strange said...

sorry, i didn't change it back from beofre

Zathract Mist said...

OH, GOD NO! STOP!

Jakro Tintreach said...

How DARE you mist, you should never put words against another bloglander... EVER!!!!!!!

Zathract Mist said...

I'll do what I want, Jakro. I don't like you.

*grabs Sparky's arm*

Do. Not.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*hugs Sparky* How are you? I feel like we haven't talked in a while... Except over email...

Sparky Braginski said...

Do not what Zath?

Eve the ROCK said...

Still not here

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm not the greatest Val.

Zathract Mist said...

*grumbles darkly*

Forget it.

*leaves*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hmmm... Me either. *offers ice cream to Sparky* Want some?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

First

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

1st

Nixion Strange said...

no

Zathract Mist said...

And now this works.

Sparky Braginski said...

No ice cream Val.

*faces cliff again*

Zathract Mist said...

The picture works so well.

Nixion Strange said...

don't like the name though
Change it back

Zathract Mist said...

I will. When I am no longer the Rage Incarnate.

Sparky Braginski said...

This is more effort, but it might have a bigger effect...

I'll just have to wait and see.

Zathract Mist said...

It makes the font look better.

Sparky Braginski said...

What about...

This is more effort, but it might have a bigger effect...

I'll just have to wait and see.

Nixion Strange said...

it does, doesn't it?

Sparky Braginski said...

Ooo... I like that.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yay! I got first, the old fashioned way, where no one hit the button a billion times instead of posting individual comments. I dedicate the page to Sparky.
She's always nice to me. If I'm upset, she cheers me up. If I'm angry, she'll help me calm down. If I'm fighting, she takes my side. She's never been rude to me, ever, and she is possibly the nicest person here. Nicer than me, for sure. Sparky, you're like an older sister, just somewhere too far for me to visit you. I wish I could meet you, because it would be so much fun and we'd be great friends together, even more so than on the blog. So you deserve to have this page dedicated to you, and I want you to know that you ROCK.

Star Inkbright said...

hey guys! Im new here, and i love SP

Zathract Mist said...

Nah. More like:

It's more effort but it might have a better effect.

And it does.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hello Ryan. I'm Valkyrie.

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