Hello all.
Just got back from a TV thing that will be aired in Ireland sometime in May (I'll let you know when it's on so you can YouTube my awesomeness). It's been a long, amusing day, and all I want to do is relax, watch some TV, and generally chill out, so I'll be announcing the title of Book 7 tomorrow instead of today. Hope you understand.
As many of you know by now, every three books have a certain motif when it comes to titles. For instance, the middle trilogy was short, sharp and to the point. The final trilogy (sob) will have a completely different approach, as exemplified by the Greatest Title Ever Thought Up. I'm still writing the thing, and the deadline is fast approaching, so from tomorrow on it's full speed ahead. I only hope that the finished book lives up to what I'm calling it. Oh, I was totally joking about waiting until tomorrow to announce this, by the way. Sorry about that. Heh.
Ladies and gentlemen, in the final days of August of this year, the new Skulduggery Pleasant masterpiece will be released, and it will be called...
Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom Of The Wicked.
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Oh, silly me. Vultures don't eat birdseed.
Eve, come here...
-Gets katana-
*slaps Dylan* idiot. Mist isn't dead. He's right here. *points to Mist standing next to self* see? Magic!
Voila!
-Finds pack of dried human organs-
Uh.
Nevermind, Eve :)
-Opens pack and throws contents on Mist-
-Or what's left of him...-
-Purple tendrils escape from body and pick Eve up-
:D
-Drops Eve at top of treehouse and she tumbles down through all of them, and WUMP into the ground-
Sorry, Eve, I thought Mist was dead...
You pranked me what with the ugly-sweater wearing kittens?
Evil.
-Looks at all of the splinters-
Uh.. You have a... here, let me get it.
-Picks leaf from hair-
You might want to... wash it... again...
Or maybe Mist has disappeared! Spoooooky!
Mist?
-Eve murmurs something while her face is in the ground-
Sorry?
-Eve picks her head up-
Eve: "I'm going to kill you."
Oh..
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
(like a dungeon dragon 🎵)
Replied.
Dylan, dylan, Dylan. You actually believe I've been decapitated? It's just an illusion! *head is intact*
WELLLL... it was fun talking to you all, but the time has come for me to leave. Sorry.
You know. Homework. The thing where we come home from school, and it's all butterflies and rainbows because all the work was finished and you go: Oh.. Homework...
I never said you were decapitated.
-Slaps with purple tendril-
:D
Bye.
-I turn into particles of light and fade away-
My version of teleporting.
:D BANANA!
Replied
I gotta go, BYE!!!
Bye Dylan.
Miiiist, where are you?
Bye Sparrrrrrky
Mist!
*explodes out of lake*
If you dont come back, ill, I'll.....
*gets huge fright* AAAAAAGH!!!
*doubles over laughing after somehow gets back to land*
Ahahaha! And you thought I was gone.
*pouts* you kept me waiting TOO. LONG.
*theows newspaper at mist*
*throws
*gets hit and falls backwards*
*laughs*
E-mail I just sent:
It's actually spelt pwned you n00b.
*evil laughter*
*helps Mist up* sorry
*gets up and prepares for the lecture*
What you say as "n00b" can be written out as "noob", "no0b" and "n0ob" too.
And "pwned" has far too many alternate spellings to list.
Hi Sparrrrrrrrky!
Hello! :D
Yes, but the original Ineternet terms were "n00b" and "pwned".
At least, I think they were...
They weren't.
If you insist on ORIGINAL original internet terms, they were "prwnd" and "N00B".
That's right! I spelt it noob and you corrected me!
Yes..."prwnd"...
I remember that Eve!
But it was very quickly replaced with "pwned" .
Lol. I read those comments.
...Awkward Silence Part 13...
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*swears*
MY MUSIC ASSIGNMENT PARTNER HASN'T E-MAILEDME THE LAST BIT OF INFO FOR THE POWERPOINT!!!!!!!!
Rah! Rah! *is a dungeon dragon*
That's why it's best to work on your own. I have to do a biography on Michael Jackson on my own.
I'll be interviewing my uncle tomorrow. ;)
I commented on your blog, Star.
*remembers something*
*tackles Mist into treehouse again*
*stops panicing*
I'll do it on my own.
But she will be hearing about this tomorrow...
*gets tackled and flails around*
*nods* That's right, beat her up tomorrow and she'll regret the day she ever un-emailed Sparky Braginski.
*throws him into Giant Wizard Chess room*
Star's here? Hi Star!
Of course you can do a cover for it.
*gets thrown into Wizard Chess Room*
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!
Back!
*plonks Mist onto a white horse*
*climbs up onto a black rook*
Your move, Misty.
No!
*jumps off and climbs onto Bishop*
I'm always Bishop!
*moves*
STOP!
*stops*
*gets down and pulls Eve off*
I'm black.
*climbs on black bishop*
*sighs* Fine.
Damn. Dinnereno.
We shall continue this later.
*hugs and leaves*
*walks in, smiling*
So this is Blogland.
*eyes Crucify*
...What are you doing here?
Hello, my friends.
Bye, Eve!
*hugs back*
*turns around and sees Crucify*
...But...
*looks for Sparky*
...Crap.
*shrugs*
Looking.
Nothing else to do, really.
It's okay Zath.
...I think.
OK, it was bad enough when Nagier randomly walked in, but I don't want the evil side of Sparky around...
*laughs*
Does the thought of me scare you Zathract?
What would be REALLY freaky if Nagier, Crcifiy and Ivy all appeared...
*Crucify
*nods*
Yes, Crucify. It does.
Crucify only goes nuts if you provoke her, which I wouldn't recommend.
But she's just plain creepy.
All you guys are so weird...
*rolls eyes at Crucify, then thinks better of it*
*nods at Sparky*
She's right you know. Provoking me is a bad idea.
*laughs again*
It's the first time I've been here and I already scare someone.
This is going terrifically.
*eyes Crucify carefully and backs off three steps*
*makes eye contact with Jo*
I also wouldn't recommend bugging me, but, what can you do?
May I get first, or is that out of the question?
I would rather you didn't Crucify.
1st
1st
1st
...Could I get first?
It was out of the question.
Hmmm... Crucify, don't hurt anyone.
Today I did 4 tests to see if I would go to a Selective (smarty-pants) school. It was hard.
I have to go build a house for my sister now. Bye!!
I go to a selective High School, the test was easy as.
Or Zathract could just go do whatever.
I would like to remind you that we don't do that anymore.
Farewell Jo, till next time.
And it isn't particularly fair for Eve.
*stays silent, then remembers Crucify*
Crap.
Or not...
Don't worry, I don't get angry over petty things like that.
I do insult people over it though.
*looks at Sparky*
I'm not planning on dedicating this page to her.
I need to do my Music homework again, so it'll just be Crucify. (she's on the laptop)
I'll do my best to keep her in check.
BYE!!!
Well she's finished building it, so... I'm back!
I changed my blog a little...
http://lavenderhopestoryblog.blogspot.com/
and you guys might want to look at your blogs... I might have done something... guess if you can.
*sly smile*
Not here though... but watching...
*vanishes into the shadows, sly smile still on face*
*continues watching Crucify*
Oh, needs me again. Sims. So simple, but so fun. Anyway, i'll go for real, but don't be surprised if I come back on in the next fifteen minutes. She might have a go at me, or she might welcome like a bear to honey (what???). So bye. For now... :)
Sparky takes note of what you said Lavender, and she appreciates it.
*jerks towards Zathract, making him jump backwards*
This is fun.
*glares and holds onto handle of dagger but doesn't do anything else*
Oh, and I am slightly different to Sparky, we have the same magic, of course, but-
I don't use a Makhaira.
*backs off one more step*
...Then...what do you use?
Bye Star...
I use a Dao.
*pulls out sword*
It's Early Medieval Chinese instead of Ancient Greek, but they're fairly similar.
I'll be back in at least an hour
*steps out of the shadows for a moment*
Crucify, can you tell Sparky to look at the top page of:
http://dereklandy.blogspot.com/2012/03/book-7.html?commentPage=10
?
I'm not sure if she saw it yet. and I really want her to... the top to half... she'll know when to stop looking... i hope...
*slips back into the shadows again*
Sparky says 'Hello' Eve.
This Dao in particular.
http://www.kungfudirect.com/prodimages/TDS/Dao/Bagua-Dao-b.jpg
*sheaths sword*
*nods at sword*
That's nice.
Sparky wants to know why she needs to look there.
*looks at sword as well*
It is very nice.
That's why I chose it.
I still think my daggers look cooler, but I like spikes.
What do your daggers look like?
*leans forward to inspect dagger and nonchalantly pulls out Dao*
*pops from the shadows*
why doesn't she look? It's important to me for her to see it. keep reading till after I left... when I come back... please?
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/108/8/2/veresa__s_twin_daggers_by_gargunaft-d3e9xer.jpg
That's one of the one's I use but I own thirty other designs that are far too heavy.
I used to use these: http://invimages.vortalgroup.com/images/SWORDS/Primary/000014_KM0026.jpg
But some goblins stole them for some reason.
I liked those daggers.
YES!
Sparky did look, she just doesn't know why.
That girl isn't particularly perceptive.
But I digress, I must go, and there is no guarantee that I'll be coming back.
You can take that as a good or bad thing.
The last thing I say before I go is:
Zathract, you have not yet dedicated.
That was all.
*smiles evilly*
Bye.
NIX!!
*bellows to blogland*
GET DOWN...UP HERE! NIXION'S BACK!
internet might go at any second, but im here for now
Nixion!!!!! HI!!! :D
Sparky...I just wanted you to know that I saw you dedicate a whole page to me... and I did that(page link) for you as a thank you... Bye...
I'm going now...
Bye Lavendar
Bye, Hope.
We know you'll be back though. One day.
*tackles Nix*
*thinks*
Did we tackle each other?
I don't think we did...
Oh well. INTERNET, DO NOT DIE ON NIXION!
Sparky says that she saw, and it made her feel good, but she also thinks that you totally deserved it.
What I don't understand is why all these niceties are being thrown about.
Because most people are nice, Crucify.
*glares again*
I have a darker side too. I don't like it though.
so, i heard form a little birrdie that people have been missing me? Is it true?
Yes. Yes it is.
A lot has happened since you left...
tell me all
Absolutely Nix.
*whispers*
oops... i'm not here...
change of format, obviously, but what else?
*glowers back*
That's what Sparky said.
You are starting to annoy me, Zathract, watch your step.
that's my problem, I comment once, just once, then I can't stop. That's why I shouldn't even turn on my comp...
*glares at Mist as I vanish*
i don't believe i have met you, Crucify?
I am awesome, and im sure you are too. We have now met
Lynxia's left, Hope has been trying to leave and it looks as though she's actually done it now. Lynxia's coming back though.
What I like to call "The Depression Saga" has ended and now things are getting back to normal. Jakro is annoying as ever but just irritating annoying, not "I-Want-To-Kill-Him" annoying.
Dylan is now called "Trelaque" (his True Name) and isn't annoying anymore...much.
Sparky has changed her pic far too many times for me to count and has decided that she isn't going to mean to people anymore.
Star is now called Star Inknight and her comments are now ALWAYS vanishing and never stay.
Crucify something-or-other is Sparky in her evil form (but is separate from the actual Sparky. Like me and Nagier). Speaking of which, Nagier made another return, Val has successfully run into three doors in one day.
...I think that's about it.
Mist seems to be angering many...
What have i missed?
It's Sparky's bad side...
bye-bye...
*smiles at Nixion*
I don't think Sparky would agree.
About you being awesome? Becasue i know i am. Yes, it must be you
*laughs at Crucify*
Nagier would most likely come and fight you anyway, Crucify. He's actually been dying to get a chance to come back again.
I was referring to myself, funnily enough.
being away for so long as left me with plently to say, and i plan to say it
I have no idea why Hope is angry at me...
*laughs*
I a rather round-about fashion, when you think about it.
*grins*
I might let him out then.
So, have people been crying over me? I have been practilly missing
Eve?
Gab?
Val?
Sparky?
Izz?
What?!
*looks shockingly at Mist*
How can you say that? I'm not at ALL angry at you Mist... but I do really have to go now... to sleep...
BYE GUYS!!! :D :P :)
Bye, Hope...but you glared at me..
Bye Lav
*shrugs at Zathract*
I don't play when I fight, just warning you now.
Zathract, you still haven't dedicated.
No crying, Nix.
But they are all here and fine.
*finches at mention of Izz*
No, I'm not mad about that anymore.
See what I mean. Poof and my comments is gone...
Hi Zath.
Hi Crucify.
Welcome back Nix.
*huggies for all*
*grins*
I know I haven't dedicated.
And trust me...Nagier doesn't play.
Izz? Can you fill me in?
Hi, Lynxia.
I'm sure you know Crucify.
Oh, Izz.
Nothing, she just...annoyed me a few nights ago. But I don't want to talk about that now. I'm not angry anymore.
*sigh*
last comment of the night...
Mist, the only reason I'm glaring at you is cause I think you're right when you say I'll be back... I'm glaring in a joking way, not a mean way. I don't want to be mean... I'm sorry that I made you feel like I was angry at you, but I really have to sleep now... Goodnight. :)
okay...
Welcome back to you to Lynxia
Buh buh.
I HOPE you come back one day then.
And im using "Stolen" as a title
If i get it published, you'll be in the dedication
Sparky says "Hello with extra hugs!" To you Lynxia.
Lets find out what I think of you, shall we?
Yay! *hands everyone a marshmallow* Everyone's coming back! *huggies everyone again*
along with quite a few others...
*glares at Crucify*
though the fighting seems to be at a all time high...
Oh, and I fell down a flight of stairs on Friday, injured my back and neck and broke my arm.
Oh damn...
You okay?
I'm not fighting anyone.
Yet.
*laughs*
Yeah, cast got taken off today. I'm fine.
*glares again*
Why?
Ow Zath. You OK?
Chicken?
*eats live chicken*
...
...
...CRAP, CRAP, CRAAAAP!!
in that case, how's chap 4 going?
*runs around in circles and frantically searches*
EVE! EVE, GET ON QUICK!!
*tries to spit out live chicken*
ARGH!
20 seconds!
hi
Arg, crap...
Bye...
*jumps into lake*
oh damn
I gotta go, i might be back on the weekend. if my internet works...
BYE!
Fighting? Then I'm turning tail and going. *marshmallows and other stuff disappears includong me*
*screams from under lake*
Oh, hi Blue
Sorry, but i gotta go
Bye, Nix, bye Lynxia.
*screams again*
I'm not coming back up...
i just came on to say im not going to go on the blog for a few days, i have a singing exam and need to do some stuff, so bye *disappears*
Good luck, Blue.
*growls*
*dives into the lake and pulls Zathract out*
Because Sparky told me to.
No! NOOO!
*runs back into lake and hides skin*
*vanishes*
*shrugs*
Well, I tried, which was far too much effort.
Lynxia, there is no fighting going on right now, and I doubt there will be any time soon.
I may be evil, but I don't like exerting effort where it is not needed.
*walks in*
Because I can be here when there is no one stopping me. And Zathract was the only one stopping me.
And unlike him, I do not have the live chicken pox...things...
Eh. I need to go, I have dinner coming.
Bye.
*says nothing and walks over to tree-house*
I wonder if I could knock this down. Zathract can, even with Cobalt's symbols. Because it's his tree...and since I am a part of him, I should be able to knock it over.
*stares at trunk of tree*
*staggers back in*
It's gone. I don't know how, but it...
*narrows eyes at Nagier*
Why are you here?
*turns around and laughs*
Because I want to be.
I'm sorry, how are you here?
*shrugs*
You weren't stopping me.
If you're gone then I can enter.
What?
Well that's a stupid system. Who designed that?!
I don't know.
*grins darkly*
And I don't care either. I haven't been out in months, I want to have some fun.
*glares*
I am not fighting you.
Under any condition.
*continues grinning and turns to tree-house*
And what if I knock this down?
*walks up to Nagier*
Don't.
*looks over at Zathract*
Too bad.
*swings fist quickly*
Urgh.
*ducks under fist and leaps backwards*
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