Hello all.
Just got back from a TV thing that will be aired in Ireland sometime in May (I'll let you know when it's on so you can YouTube my awesomeness). It's been a long, amusing day, and all I want to do is relax, watch some TV, and generally chill out, so I'll be announcing the title of Book 7 tomorrow instead of today. Hope you understand.
As many of you know by now, every three books have a certain motif when it comes to titles. For instance, the middle trilogy was short, sharp and to the point. The final trilogy (sob) will have a completely different approach, as exemplified by the Greatest Title Ever Thought Up. I'm still writing the thing, and the deadline is fast approaching, so from tomorrow on it's full speed ahead. I only hope that the finished book lives up to what I'm calling it. Oh, I was totally joking about waiting until tomorrow to announce this, by the way. Sorry about that. Heh.
Ladies and gentlemen, in the final days of August of this year, the new Skulduggery Pleasant masterpiece will be released, and it will be called...
Skulduggery Pleasant: Kingdom Of The Wicked.
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I might do this thingy in Reading called an Author Study on The Golden God....think we doing it in April
cutting yourself is really a stupid thing to do never do it and NEVER smoke i think smoking is horrible
Hi Flame
anyways lets move on from this awkward subject
Nah, Derek Landy's a person. He's just an epic one...
@Malum
Well, even if it's not to calm yourself but to bleed out your pain. The above mentioned things still help. :]
Hiya, Flame!
~Hugs~
hello flame :)
Hi Flame! *puts down Dark Days and makes shadows strangle the tree* good little shadows
Hi people.
I gtg eat
Bye Blogland be bck soon
*flicks fire at Zaf*
i need to sleep for ten minutes i'll probably be back
Okie doke, Zafira! See you later!
Alright, Malum! See you!
How are you, Phoenix? :]
Bye Malum and Skyril
@Robin *Bye Malum and Zafira
I'm still here! :P
Meh whatever 'm tired
:P ~pokes her~
~gives her a cupcake~
~poke her again~
*falls on floor*
Skyril. Gepard. Lovvvvve.
Robin and Who?
~gives her a pillow and some sheep to jump over her~
@Phoenix
Yessssssssssssssssssssss
:P
:3
By the way, I might disappear and reappear in about 5 minutes. :P
Meh I have a migraine, computer not helping... Your more interesting than sleep
Skyril. I was there when he proposed.
^^
Speaking of Gepard I have designed him a book cover *sits up*
@Phoenix
I was saying yes as in agreement not an answer to a question :P
Sorry about that. It DID sound like I was answering you when I re-read it :P
Aw, I'm sorry, Robin :/
I've never had one, but I know they can be really painful.
~Gives her some medicine to help~
Oo, really, Phoenix? Awesome! May I see it?
brb
Thank you Skyril, I've had worse it's sort of a semimigraine *half smile*
ten minutes of sleep done with and now im getting blinded by my screen >.<
You can sleep and wake up!
can i?
-rubs my eyes- bleh i feel like puking
Back!!
am i alone again seriously?
Hi
I can't sleep *frowns*
My letter holder looks awesome.
Either can I.
My cousin facetimed me, bit I can't speak- mother is gone to bed.
But no one cares, sp I'll just keep watching.
*watches*
You made it in woodwork?
I made one last month.
Jesus. Lifes dull without Sparky.
*Is completely useless with wood*
I got did an A-level piece of coursework - the design bit in year nine for product. We made jewellery out of copper, that was fun.
Hey guys.
There is. A post like a while back with 5014 comments?!?
It is the compeition one.
My parent teacher meetings are tomorrowZ
Good luck Flame
Ok slow to comment coz now I'm in. GEOGRAPHY!! Grrr...
I'm back!!!
Sorry for the delay xD
I'm going to be in shite tomorrow evening.
Why, Phoenix?
Must go
Pip pip
Me too,
*hugs everyone*
Bye
Oh and sky, parent teacher meetings.
Oh, okie, farewell, Phoenix!
~waves madly~
~skips through a forest~
It's quiiiiiiiieeeeeeeet
But for the birds, of course 8)
~wishes it would rain~
I can't remember if Derek Landy likes rain or not... Or maybe I never knew :P
Heya, Derek Landy!
Do you like rain?
Eddie Murphy is awesome
So is Will Smith and... well, a lot of other people who's names I can't remember
Purple is PRETTY!
Steve is a pretty name
I wonder of Geppy is dreaming right now
I should write something besides poetry sometime soon...
I mean, I WAS writing something, but as usual, I got distracted and whatnot.
I should really at least edit my other thing...
Hey, Derek Landy! Coke or Pepsi? ~narrows eyes at him~
I pity the foreigners and the northerners who have never had iced sweet tea and boiled peanuts! YUMMY!
~plans to give Derek Landy boiled peanuts if I ever meet him~
They're DELIOUS!
Especially the cajun ones :D
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Hey, Derek Landy, do you like spicy food?
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OI!
The blog messed up RIGHT when I was about to get first.
Typical -_-
You COULD have helped with all the commenting before hand, you know -_-
~throws a rotten walnut at Zafira~
I didn't click THAT many times...
For whom do you claim the page?
Clicking doesn't work for me. I don't know why it does for everyone else. I mean, every time I comment, the page reloads, and I have to scroll down... weird
Aw, I have to go now.
See you, Zafira!
*grins*
I dedicate this page to Eve the ROCK. And now I am 10 ahead again.
I got 1000
She got 2000
I got 3000
Yay.
I got hit with food eep!!!!!!!
Everyone went...poof
I didn't! I'm just stuck in Geography...
*starts humming Sacrifice by Disturbed*
Lol sorry to hear....imma in my room reading Dark Days i guess i'm obsessed or trying to figure out the spellings for words
I love German so much. Yep - you got it right. I'm in German right now!
*groans*
Stupid grid references...
Enjoying geography there?
No.
*bangs head on desk*
*sympathy*
I take U.S History but figures lol.....ooh yay a fight in Dark Days!!!! Knew it was coming
*sighs*
Shouldn't be too much longer now.
Unless we take history or geography as an elective, it's all Australian over here.
China gets shot.
*laughs*
Actually im at the part where Scapegrace and his zombies break into the Midnight Hotel
Poor Billy- Ray i wish he could use his epic tunneling skills easier
Crap, science after this...
Have fun.
Billy-Ray is pretty amazing ^^
Sanguine is my favorite villain EVER.
Now, off to homegroup...
Yay someone else agrees with me! He's from America and i been down South they are weird down South....my sister lives there. My mom and I love how Jack calls Billy-Ray a Yankee xD he's a southern boy like my dear nephew who i swear is a mini Billy- Ray
That's adorable! Hahaha, I'm sure your sister appreciates that.
She never read the books and i might read them to my nephew of course he might be a 5yr old
I also got called Lord Vile at lunch yes i know my friends are insane. Then again...ooh i shall hope Derek doesnt know this but: OMG OMG TIM BURTON HAS A NEW MOVIE CALLED DARK SHADOWS COMING OUT MAY 11th THS YEAR.....ok i good :)
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.
Yay!!!!! I not lonely!!!!!
Hey you think i really am mental if i have a picture of Billy- Ray near my bed ok litterally my head is staring at it.
Hahahaha - no I think that's absolutely healthy.
Hey Mist, again ^^
It's pie day here!
Woah - really? Nice.
Bored.
Yay, Val's here~
Yay!!!! My friends tell me its only a matter of tine before someone (Golden God) calls me insane. So i wait for it hehehehehe till then i refuse to admit if they right
I'm insulted. :/
Zefira - the question is - are they right?
It's PIE DAY! Because it's March fourteenth! So the date is 3/14, which is like 3.14 like pi for math!
Do they celebrate St. Patrick's Day in Ireland?
Aha. I get it now.
Calamity i fefuse to admit it
Ok fine yes i am insane :).
That didn't take long. ^^
Someone turned to me and went, "YOU'RE INSANE!!!" and then someone else sighed and said, "That's just a compliment to her..."
Ahahahaha!
I have a backpack with Jack Skellington on it! And I made a pin with a Remnant on it and attatched it to the backpack!
All i need to say is...i mental
Ok i gtg to bed *makes shadows surround self* bye bye
*dumps bucket of water on Zafira as she is shadow-walking away* HA! SHE WAS THE EVIL WITCH FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ! SEE? SHE MELTED!
When you next look for them - they'll be missing.
Because I'll have them. :)
Science time, very slow to comment
Hm, Mist - I understand what you mean.
Bye Zafira!
In science today we had to do a lab called "Making Babies". You can imagine the reaction, seeing as how that was told to the 12-13 year olds who have recently taken the disturbing version of health.
Yeah... It scared us.
The science department is really insensitive. *flinches*
I know. But the experiment was... okay. At least we didn't know who the other person's genes we were using to determine what our baby would look like. Then we had to draw it and mine turned out super ugly, because I'm horrible at drawing people.
Wow. I've never had to do that but I can imagine the disaster that would cause.
Gotta go, bye!
Ah. Bye. See you later.
Anyone alive here?
SCIENCE IS OVER!
Lunch.
Who's still here?
*sigh*
Visual Arts time. Be back soon.
Oh wakakaka!
*plays down with the sickness riff*
I'm back!!
I have news, but I'm waiting for some certain people to come on first.
*hides in lake at watches*
Okay, haven't been able to post here in ages due to an insane amount of class work. But just wanted to pop in and say that I AM GOING TO GO CRAZY IF THE TWO NEWEST BOOKS DON'T COME OUT IN THE US SOON!. Just FYI :) I really need your amazing writing books to read. It would be a wonderful thing to be able to read them without going broke ordering them from the UK. It'd be nice to have your amazing writing to distract me from how horrid this week has been. Any idea when they'll be out in the US?
*whispers from lake*
Hi, Jo. Shh, you didn't see me.
*hidea again and keeps watching for people*
Okay...
Hi! What news? Brb
-Comes in with silver pistol-
Hai, guys.
So, Zathract was jumping my butt about wasting space and he goes 1st 1st 1st 1st 1st over and over?
H
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P
O
C
R
I
T
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:|
-Goes into lake near Zathract, taps on shoulder, you don't get scared coz you're you-
Whatcha doing?
*giggles*
If me, Alfred and Hayley called each other our nickname surnames, I would be Braginski, Hayley'd be Skirmish and Alfred would be Jones.
Braginski, Skirmish and Jones~ Your tactical bodyguards, hit girls- whatever the hell you want us to be.
And, surprisingly enough, Hayley would be the strength, Alfred would be the charm and I would be the brains.
...I am going to write a story from that...
-Tugs on Sparky's arm-
Leave, and I'll kill you. :|
JUST JOKING! :D
*waits for Eve*
*looks at Dylan's hand on my arm*
...Don't touch me.
I need to go in seven minutes anyway, so...
Well, in that case...
-Puts silver pistol in holster-
*steps backwards, away from Dylan, trips over log I didn't se and tumbles into the lake, where I land on Zath*
Eep!
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
*remains in lake and doesn't move*
You know, the entire point of this spot was to attract no attention. Dylan can't have seen me, I'm underwater.
*is sitting on top of Zath in lake*
Hi Eve!
*pushes Sparky off must and sits on him instead* hi
*mist
Stupid autocorrect forgot your name again
*leaps up and looks at Eve*
GUESS WHAT?!
*crawls out of the lake*
*flos onto back on shore, dripping*
Ugh. Water.
*rolls off mist and looks at him* what?!
I mean, WHAT?!
IM A CROCODILE!!!
*turns into crocodile and cast shatters*
Rawr!
Oh yeah! Your cast! Is it off?
And everyone knows your a crocodile. Duh!
*youre
*looks at Zath then leans to Eve and whispers*
I think your boyfriend's gone mad.
Darn.
*turns back*
But yes, my cast is off!
Sparky, that was ages ago. Get with the program! *makes clicking thing with hands*
Yay! *moves Mist's arm around* Yay!
Btw, my Two Comments Of Absolute Weirdness are over.
*starts making origami with Mist's arm*
*tackles Eve into water*
*stuffs Mists mouth with numbing leaves, dislocates his arm and relocates it again*
Agh! No! I just washed my hair! *scrambles out of water*
Aw.
*trudges out of lake to the super dryer and rubs should*
*shoulder
Aw. Don't be sad.
*tackles Mist into treehouse*
Eve, could you post your e-mail address?
I can't remember it...
*gets tackled*
evetherock@hotmail.com
Thanks!
Now- Check your e-mail!!!
*gets huge blanket and wraps it around Mist*
*ties rope around blanket so he can't escape*
*throws him into a toychest*
*puts toychest into a horse-drawn carriage*
*sends the carriage to the other side of the lake*
-Tells horsies to walk off the cliff and they oblige-
:)
Job well done!
-Does Mr. Burns thing with hands-
...Excellent...
*cheats sinks into lake*
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-Watches horsies ride Mist to his death... and their death-
NO!
-Grabs horsies and pulls away from cliff, drags Mist out and rolls him the direction off the cliff-
HORSIES LIVE!
-Mist rolls off cliff-
...
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Cheats? What cheats?
Hmm. I thought I would have heard a-- SPLAT
-Looks down and sees flowers everywhere, cats talking on phones wearing ugly sweaters and have devils tails and a guinness world record book-
Who knew what Mist was made of?
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