In other news, Molly, your tale of woe concerning the author you have to have brunch with had me laughing. I can't wait to find out how the story ends.
In yet other news, I watched the final Sherlock tonight. Much better than last week's, thank God. A relentless plunge into second-guesses and secret plans. Liked it a LOT.
And in even MORE other news, five minutes ago I crossed the 20,000 word mark on Book 7. I don't think I've ever written this fast before. Looks like I'll have it done on time after all...
And to top it all off, here is some religious humour...
... some existential humour...
... and some cat humour...
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Thanks :)
It's cool!
BRB.
I have returned!
WELCOME BACK!!
That's a warm welcome.
Isn't it??
It's understandable, i'm not a Vampire :P
I'd like to think you arent.
Aren't.
I'm not, I don't like Vampires!!
Vampires are decidedly creepy.
*is looking at NJ's blog list*
Do you write anything by yourself?
What do you mean??
Do you write stories?
If so, can I read one?
Darkness follows
Mind you, I haven't written in a while, I've been so dang Busy.
It's one of my Blogs.
If you click on my Name... You'll find it
I read part one, it's cool!
Part Two is good as well!
Thanks :)
Part Three has made me want to read the rest.
Finished Part Four.
HEY ROBIN!!
*hugs*
How are you??
Hi NJ
I'm good thanks, hbu?
I am good!!
http://njmaverick-myblogofvalidity.blogspot.com/2012/01/youth-for-unity.html
Check this out please.
LOVE THE TWIST!!!
The Twist??
I forgot, which twist?
Sister?
Oh right, Yea!!
Up to Part 8.
How do you kill a vampire?
Jab it in the throat with a syringe filled with seawater!!
*nods*
How else?
Chuck them in the Sea.
Hello dear bloglanders! How are all you people today?
I'm stopping at Part 9, my eyes hurt.
Hey Claw.
I hope you don't mind me calling you that, because that's what I'm going to call you from now on.
And my dear cousin Flame wants his blogger account back, so that will mean I have to give it back. *epicly sad*
Aww.
Hey Claw, I shall be calling you Claw too.
How are you??
epicly sad.
Darveckle *nods* - were does your name come from, it's unusual.
*where
Why are you epicly sad??
*walks in too tired to stand*
I know it's mean stealing my account back but *shrugs*
And Robin to answer your question, I gave it to him. It comes from Darragh an Irish name I love. Which is also his name irl.
Kewl
Writing is more fun than I thought it was three months ago.
Hi nj! Long time no see! I've include you in a story btw, *hugs*
Really??
Link??
I hate it recently...
I hate it recently...
I don't have it posted, I'll emails it to you...
I miss writing.
I never have the time anymore!!
Thank you :')
I look forward to reading it!!
Hm that was a bloody quick change back *sighs*
I like that story Flame though the perception of me is going to change unless you're keeping it?
What perception? Im changing nothing.
*sits down under tree and raises eyebrow*
You don't seem to happy to see me?
*looks around*
You guys don't seem to be enjoying writing as much as I am.
*looks at Flame, then Robin, then Flame again, then Robin again*
What happened?
I like writing Sparky
Why, should I be happy to see you? *raises eyebrow*
Nope, not since my english teacher gave out to me for handing in the imaginary fiends, without the cursing.
She said it was too fantastical.
Sparky I LOVE writing, I really do. I just never have the time anymore because of My GCSE's
Okay...
Well, my responses may be slow, on account of my writing.
Yeah, GCSEs are a pain.
Same reason I'm not happy to see you probably..
But anywhose, we are not arguing..
Flame your English Teacher seems like a right B*tch!!
Don't listen to her, she is just closed minded!! Her opinion doesn't matter!!
Nj, I can't find your email, I have it, but cannot find it.
She is a right one at that!
Yeah she's a dopey blonde with alot of a touch of OCD.
*rolls eyes* Kay.
*sits next to the lake, trailing fingers in the water*
njmaverick@hotmail.co.uk
*sits next to Robin, legs tucked up to prevent them getting wet*
I don't care much for the water either
K nj.
Robin, I hardly doubt you want part 11?
Sparky, did you get my emails?
I like the story Flame but if you've made me into a hateful b*tch, no I don't want it.
I'm not a one to hold a grudge, trust me.
Hmm, fine.
Robin, check your e-mail.
I'm a sneaky one.
*rolls eyes*
K, be that way.
And please be quick.
Flame, I haven't gotten anything.
Are you sure you have the right e-mail address?
Hello?
Hello :)
All cool Sparky.
*glares at Flame* Fine.
*goes back to stirring the water*
*keeps writing*
*Stands Awkwardly, then decides to climb the tree until someone decides to come up with something to say*
Whatcha writing?
Echo.
*massive grin* good.
I'm going to finish this paragraph then update my blog.
Yay.
*massive sigh*
Nj that's my tree. *climbs up after her and hands chocolate*
Muyyyyyyyyy trrrrrrrreeeee!!!
MY E-MAIL ISN'T SENDING!!!!
Sparky it's the one you sent me echo throughh,,,
Am I'll try again.
SEND GOLDENGODDAMMIT!!!
No wonder it wasn't sending.
It's sent.
*chops down tree that NJ and Flame are sitting in*
*tries to fly*
EPIC FAIL.
*colaspses into river*
*hides smile*
*flicks water at Flame even though he's soaked*
*laughs*
That was FUN!!!!
AGAIN!!!
*climbs into another tree*
*sends energy through the middle in a slice so it falls*
Hi guys
*tumbles down hill, this time knocking Robin in as he falls*
Oops!!
*tumbles down hill, this time knocking Robin in as he falls*
Oops!!
Oh god it's FreakFan.
Hey!
ha
Who is straight jacket girl?
What - u have a problem with me??? *frowns*
Ooooh first!
To Derek
The Straight Jackets
The Sworn
*frowns at Flame* I almost got wet then
Noooo. I dont.
Just long name that made me laugh.,,
And Robin if you fell in. You would get wet.
*splashes her playfully*
*splashes back*
I'm not ever going in that water *looks stubborn*
Heehe llamas and snails 😊
I am sooooo obsesse with lllamas!!! And snails 😊
Emoticons!!!
How do you get them!!!
*looks thoughtful*
Hmm,. *grabs Robin And dunks her in the water*
Sorry gtg not supposed to b here 😓 talk to all of u guys later!!!!! (is sparky online? If she is - have u done more of ur story??????)
Llamas and snails 😁
Hey Flame that is AWESOME.
I love it!!
It's really good is there going to be more??
*flails around and splutters all over the place*
At least it was quick.
*glares at Flame*
*laughs*
Thanks nj! A load of people like it, an yup, there is going to be lots more.
*splashes Robin again*
*dries self off*
Oh - the emoticons r from my ipod - (im on it rite now) and if ur wondering how to get them on here get emoji free (its the same as the free version)
🐱🐶🐭🐹🐰🐺🐸🐯🐨🐻🐷🐮🐗🐵🐒🐴🐎🐫🐑🐘🐍🐍🐤🐔🐧🐛🐙🐦🐠🐟🐳🐬
😄😊😃☺😉😍😘😚😳😌😁😜😝😒😏😓😔😞😖😥😰😨😣😢😭😂😲😱😠😡😪😷👿👽💛💙💜💗💚❤💔💓💘🌟💢❕❔💤💨💦🎶🎵🔥💩👍👎👌👊✊✌👋✋✋👐👆👇👉👈🙌🙏☝💪🚶🏃👫💃👯🙆🙅🙇💏💑💆💇💅👦👧👩👨👶👵👴👱👲👳👷👮👼👸💂💀👣💋👄👂👀👃
Hehehehe
*splashes Flame*
Oh cool, I've my iPod too.
*swims under water, grabs Robins legs and pulls her under*
*repeatedly splashes water*
*is panicking*
I can't swim.
*sighs*
*pits on superhero cape and saves her*
Dadadadum!!!
*stands with arms on hips, cape blowing in the wind*
*falls in river again*
G2g guys night!!
*giggles*
You okay Sparky?
By Flame
Murphy's Law.
*puts head in hands*
You giggled!!!!! Haha..
I love when you giggle..
Alright have to go!! Night.
*smiles* Bye
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong - Why Sparky?
...
*climbs up tree, to the very top branches*
I'm going to burn that tree down if you don't talk to me.
What's wrong with sparky?
*climbs up tree to inteniabtly carry sparky down*
My- Forget it.
*loses balance and falls out of tree*
Ow...
*lies on ground with broken leg*
Sparky Braginski, what on earth is the matter?
*tries bot to laugh*
You okay?
*jumps down.*
Now i do have to go.
*shakes head*
If I tell you, I'll look like a self-pitying selfish person.
And that isn't how I want to be here.
Bye Flame
*bandages Sparky's leg* Best I can do
Sparky, I don't like self pity it''s horrible and bleak but tell me anyway... email me if you will
Sparky, copy and paste it somewhere...
It might go to recovery but Sparky, you can rewrite and it will be better, trust me it always is *pats on the back*
I CAN'T!
WORD ISN'T RESPONDING! WHENEVER I HOVER OVER THE DOCUMENT, THE CURSOR TURNS INTO THE SPINNING WHEEL OF DEATH!!!
Can that actually work Flame?
Copy and paste? It does forme..
Sparky, girl up and rewrite the damn thing twice as fast and twice as good.
*kicks rock, hurts foot and curls into a ball*
*pauses, gets up and smiles shakily*
I'm okay.
*grins*
I g2g bye
Well I'm going.
I got the entire story back.
All is well.
I am back.
I am alone.
I gotta go.
BYE!!!
This confuses me.
*is grinning so wide I could explode* *does super happy dance, and refuses to go anywhere far from bedroom*
*screams like a psychopath* *clings on to paper*
*throws confetti in the air, skipping back and forth across Blogland*
*squeals happily*
*prances around like a unicorn* *trips* *gets back up and screams with joy*
SOMEBODY COME ON SO I CAN TELL YOU HOW AWESOME THIS IS!!!!
*waits very impatiently for someone*
*dances around in circles*
UGH, WHY IS THERE STILL NO ONE HERE?!
*reads a little* *laughs hysterically at Geoffrey about to be eaten by a shark*
Don't worry! Be happy!
Are you still here?
Thought he winding down the window just to say hello...
I'm still here, yes.
*does another happy dance*
But he started cussing at me, saying I'm going too slow...
GUESS WHAT'S SITTING IN FRONT OF ME?
Yay! *Participates in banana fest*
WHAT?!
SIGNED COPIES OF THE BOOKS FROM DEREK THAT ALL SAY "TO IVY" IN THEM!!! AND MY SKULDUGGERY WATCH THAT I GOT WITH THEM!!!
Oh my God! I haven't got ANY signed books! And where do you get this Skulduggery stuff! I don't think they sell them in Adelaide. :(
*looks at the chapter "Meet the Parents" in Mortal Coil* *laughs* Derek, you told Laura that you took the mascara part out, but you didn't. XD
Hehe. I loved Mortal Coil.
I got the books from winning the contest because of the awesome party, I got the watch with them, along with an SP postcard (also signed by Derek), I got my blanket for Christmas because my mumzy had it specially ordered, I got my Skulduggery mug the same way, I got my clock by putting SP photos in instead of normal ones, I got my T-shirts, which you people haven't seen, by writing on normal shirts with Sharpie, I got... *trails off*
I love the short story in the UK paperback of Mortal Coil. Skulduggery tells Geoffery to shut up and stop screaming about the shak about to eat him because he's on the phone with China.
Aw. :( you have so much. I wish i had a Skulduggery tshirt.
*shark
Oh my god I haven't read it. I don't know where to find it. Or the tanith short story. *sobs* I love China. Besides skul and Val of course, she's my fav.
Oh, the Tanith one is hilarious too, but not as funny as the Geoffrey one. I mean, Skulduggery keeps ignoring him and promising things and being a jerk and complaining... It's awesome.
Stop it! Stop it! Unless you're going to post me the story, I don't want to be hearing how great it is or I'll just be sadder.:(
*laughs evilly*
testing
No no no no! Please don't! I honestly have no way of getting the other short stories. Stupid Australia. Thinks Hogwarts beats living skeletons.
*laughs even more* *cclutches signed copies* *hears family memeber walk past the door, not paying attention to me whatsoever*
NO! YOU CAN'T TOUCH THEM! I LOVE THEM LIKE A PARENT LOVES THEIR CHILD!
*hears person by door slowly walk away*
GRRR!
The signed books you have, are those the ones with the short stories in them?
YES. YES THEY ARE. *hugs books protectively*
I'll be back in a little while, bye!
That is one happy Valkyrie.
buh buh
Hello Eve.
I'm about to post the new bit of Echo.
Yeah. (grudgingly) she has the short stories that I'll never get.
Cool. I'll read it today. Tomorrow's school. Of course, you don't get school tomorrow, do you?
No.
*grins, then frowns*
I go back on Wednesday.
Mine is the last school to go back in the state. Except the last two years mine was the first school to go back in the state.
So I'm rubbing it in as much as possible.
Do you want me to post it here first?
Cause I think I'm ready.
Grr.
The story.
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