In other news, Molly, your tale of woe concerning the author you have to have brunch with had me laughing. I can't wait to find out how the story ends.
In yet other news, I watched the final Sherlock tonight. Much better than last week's, thank God. A relentless plunge into second-guesses and secret plans. Liked it a LOT.
And in even MORE other news, five minutes ago I crossed the 20,000 word mark on Book 7. I don't think I've ever written this fast before. Looks like I'll have it done on time after all...
And to top it all off, here is some religious humour...
... some existential humour...
... and some cat humour...
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«Oldest ‹Older 1401 – 1600 of 4696 Newer› Newest»No, your not creepy, Darveckle, that's my job. And Amanda's. *laughs maniacally*
I've been reading, but still can't see what happened.
He seems to hate you though.
And MINE! *takes out scalpel*
*facepalm*
I give up.
* make bubble wrap shield*Stay away
Hey Eve, let's play dodge knife! *throws a knife* DODGE!
*runs away from Eve*
What Is *facepalm*?
Hehehehe. *puts away scalpel for a time when Amanda least expects it*
*hides behind Amanda*
*kife pierces brain*
....I forgot how to speak Italian.
get away from me
*falls over with laughter because of the knife coming out of Eve's head*
Google it.
I'm getting grumpy hmmm bed soon
I do happen to wonder why.
Hmph. Piercing the brain is simply horrific and downright disgusting.
*throws knife at Amanda* DODGE!
*waits patiently while Amanda types 'dodges'*
*dodge knife*
I shall tomorrow, but for now my dear friends I shall be off to bed, well i am in bed, but techcainlly I mean to sleep.
Oh, wait! I remember!
Mi piacerebbe campione di sangue, Operazione Valchiria. Ma sembra che se lo faccio, il tuo amico qui Amanda brucerà tutti i miei polli vivi. Non ti danno di nuovo se seguite il mio blog, te lo prometto.
... Probabilmente.
SEGUI IL MIO BLOG!!
Hey Amanda. Psst. Amanda. Guess what? Guess what? Guess what?
LLAMAS.
LOL EVE
por qué mes
I must leave for lunch. I may or may not be back.
*munches on Eve's brain*
zara es intelección hierro csi show
Por este mes!
Imma leave now
I can speak spanish don't talk to me in spanish
*Can't *
Bye everyone!
Bye Robin!
Hi
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I think someone should turn on their Skype.
Val?
Should we? We can't video chat.
Amanda?
I can't either, but I want you to see my message.
*giggles*
*sees what Amanda's typing* *sighs* Beware of gibberish.
Oh god.
Frog just said:
'Who on Earth is THAT? *pointing at Amanda's display name* And why is she Val's minion?'
Oh, Amanda hates that I did that. She tried to slap me when I saw it. But she couldn't.
CUZ I'M A NINJA.
Very good.
Go on Skype.
Leave your comment your come but nooooooooooo. Go go go go as we know it in no on mut kellp zoo olankton noooooooOoooooO butt butt face ha Ha hA found talking face plant kiLl SaNd seid hobo the potter hairy foe poe edger alen poe panda phone nooooOoooOooOo gusterd snozcomber your sucker fish ate eat me sad mad anger val. Fact ooooooooooh send send fish poop poo is at house to your just don't hang on to my wh wh wh wh where wolves skulduggery death dead die nope not this fish pie. French bob sound suck cool kids I will kill them yep heller! ZomBieS ArE coMeiNg
Zombies are coming?
*readies sword*
I just sang Amanda's comment along to a different song. It was awesome.
Okay..........
Yep. That is okay.
I just chucked something at Frog's head.
It was funny.
HELLO, FROG.
She looked at your comment and said:
Okaaaaaay...
And I say:
BEWARE OF FRENCH PEOPLE! THEY EAT FROGS! (They do, right?)
the monster went to the bathroom but the pooper left the dog monkeys are hatched. no go go it on the santa clause but I don't know where I am I think I'm stuck in a t my mom 0 west main stree what other words I can you like like like I'm on like toy nah nah nah nah all the letters now I was a long is a city street sunday in some guy did not my baby which I don't have 1 but he said to me from beyond cuz I killed him go I put my throw up ice edward is the ferry I repeat sherry edwards edwards ferry ferry plaza the word equals edwards ferry plaza commit to me can you laugh dublin is is is double the fun trip and fall kill yourself breaking necks smash your head open whatever the risk of dying to leave me alone because my blanket is on fire
Yes the do. Her response:
I was in Paris's airport a few weeks ago.
Sparky you have to watch this. So does Frog.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvkEHQPHHg
Can't look at it.
But it's hilarious!
3
3?
That's what I was wondering.
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hi hi hi
Gotta go to Amanda's house, bye!
Bye?
Hey? How come I have to post something if I want to get to the newest comments? :(
Is anyone on?
Hey?
I don't eat meat, I don't eat wheat, and I don't eat treats. Now take a seat.
Oh sheesh y'all. T'was a dream. Don't pity me.
Yo
Hello my name is eve and I like to eat live chickens thank you and goodbye. :)
Eve?
Did you leave?
One of My fav Skulduggery quotes:
"I dont wish to alarm you, but I have a gun pointed at your head."
I LOVED Mortal Coil.
Still here?
Dark Days was my favourite.
Did you see the updated version of The Straight Jackets?
Sorry must go
SAY WHAT!?
No but I will be getting my new iPod touch I'll be back later today I will check when I finish setting my iPod up and once you follow my blog
Fine.
Hehe buh bye
Except that I don't actually follow blogs...
Am I still alone?
It's been an hour and forty minutes.
Maybe I should write something...
That's the first thing I've written in over 36 hours.
For a story.
Am I alone for a reason?
Mumtook away the laptop right when I was getting into the swing of writing...
Hoi
Hi!
Reading the previous comments, you appear to be Flame's cousin.
I appear to be....
No offence, but I don't trust him.
So the only reason I think that you actually are his cousin, is because he mentioned that he lived with his cousin.
So I'm glad to meet you Darveckle.
G2g bye
Well that was a lovely conversation...
I am ALLLL by myself.
Great timing Eve, I'm going to eat dinner.
BYE!!!
Anyone on?
Mm. Typical.
...
Nooooooo I have to go to school on Monday! I was enjoying the holidays! Damn.
Oh well. 1st
1st
1st
1st.
1st.
1st.
1st.
1st.
1st.
1st
DAMMIT!!!!!!! That was my only chance!!!!
Grrr
You better be on now.
I just got my iPod and I've put everything int- oh, dinner. Bye
I can't believe I didn't get first. How could she have....grrr. Anyone on?
Hello??
Alone... Sparky please come back!
Humph
I'm here! You here?
Yup, Where'd Sparky go?
Dinner.
Oh right, Aussie. I've just had breakfast!
I'm on my newly acquired iPod touch and I seem to be having trouble using it.
Oh yeah. Where are you from?
England, the very middle! I have an iPod Nano Generation 2 so it's quite old but all I do is listen to music on it. Have you seen the Straight Jacket Coat of Arms?
I dedicate this page to wishing I could've seen the look on Eve's face when I got first.
I am a true Russian at heart.
Yup. You made that, right? Good job!
Ha ha ha! Nice Sparky! *high 5*
If you were anywhere within sight, Sparky, you would be dead by now.
Sorry Eve.
If you had any ideas for dedication I'd be willing to add them.
Nope. I'm saving all my ideas for MY dedication.
....if or when it comes to that.
Oh and tomorrow I will be continuing Echo.
I wrote one paragraph today and nothing yesterday.
I'm trying to write as much as possible from now on, because I go back to school on Wednesday.
And I swear to the Golden God, if I have Geo first lesson, something will lose it's head unexpectedly.
Bye guys, I've gotta go NPAC. Hopefully be on later but you'll probably be asleep! *hugs*
I dropped Geo! Bye!
Bye Shads!
So Eve, how's your new iTouch?
Geography will be the first subject I drop.
Ever.
Cool. Maybe if you follow my blog, I'll read it. (pompous)
Yes, I was being serious when I said that.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FOLLOW THINGS.
What the...?
Oh! So that explains it! I was starting to get a bit pissed off. Yeah, there's a bar at the top of the page, somewhere on the right hand side it says FOLLOW.
Okay. Sorry!
I can't find the button...
Is it on the bar? Cause it isn't for me...
Hmm I shall check
*scowls*
I just read the blurby thing under the name of the blog.
I don't think I want to follow. I find that rather offensive. And every time I look at your blog from now on, I will always think of you resenting me winning.
Not to be pompous or superior or anything.
Sorry I meant left side. Right next to the search thingy
The bitter words would become angry and pointed in my direction.
I see it now.
I'm not resenting you winning, Im resenting me NOT winning. But again, sorry, I'll change it.
K, I just followed Derek's blog.
While I'm waiting.
And Shadow's.
And Val's.
And Robin's.
Changed it
And Eve's.
The new description makes me smile.
Uh, I have to go right now. Sorry about all that. I can be very nasty, and VERY bitter. But that's passed now. Please forgive me. Bye
Thank you! Bye!
Bye!
My writing has that effect on people. It's either that, or eternal glaring for the rest of my life. Bye!
'ello?
Whatever bye
Anyone?
Scratch that can't stay byeee
Yo
Anyone on?
Whatever bye
I love Slulduggery! Yay! This blog will soon be infested with these comments!
Alone...
Again... Nobody?
Why am I always alone?
Hello again
Crys!
Hmm...
*has small moment of confusion*
...
BRB...
*smiles*
Problem solved!
While no one is here, I will say something funny and mean that happened yesterday when Frog came over. She wasn't pronouncing a word properly and I was asking her to spell it, and she refused to (The word was OWL). Then my mum called across the hall and said:
'She isn't spelling it because she can't spell it.'
Then I said:
'Oh yeah, that's right *looks at Frog mischievously* Her spelling is almost as bad as her handwriting.'
Then Frog said:
'That hurt. That, that was clever. That hurt!' (She was laughing at the same time)
Me:
'I JUST MADE A DIG AT YOUR SPELLING AND YOUR HANDWRITING, GIMME SOME CREDIT!'
Her handwriting is appalling.
She knows that.
Mine was worse than hers, then she started writing in cursive and I started writing on paper more so my handwriting got better, and hers got worse.
And I'm lonely now...
we also watched this silent movie assignment we got from Music, and in the battle scene (War flick, my idea) we were shooting darts at each other. While we were watching Frog suddenly yells:
'YOU SHOT ME IN THE FACE!'
Then I'm really confused, and she runs it backwards super fast and you could actually see the dart leave my gun, fly through the air, hit her nose and see her head fly backwards.
It's really quite funny.
Super slow...
Hello?
How come when people ask what my favourite type of is, they never accept Punk Rock or Punk Pop?
Those are my favourite genres.
I am alone.
I'm getting breakfast.
It's not like Derek has updated his blog!!!
There should be Irish and Americans here!
HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!
What do the guys on chat see in that place?
Hello???
AW C'MON!!!!
I'VE BEEN ALONE FOR OVER TWO HOURS!
DEREK HASN'T UPDATED THE BLOG AND IT'S A WEEKEND EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD, WHAT AM I MISSING???
IS IT THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE? I WANNA BE A THE APOCALYPSE!!!
WHAT A I MISSING OUT ON????????
Two and a half hours.
SPARKY!!
HEY!!
*hugs*
How are you??
NJ!!!
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?
I'm grand now that someone else is here!
You?
I am Good.
Sparky do me a favor.
Go to me blog
http://njmaverick-myblogofvalidity.blogspot.com/2012/01/youth-for-unity.html
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