In other news, Molly, your tale of woe concerning the author you have to have brunch with had me laughing. I can't wait to find out how the story ends.
In yet other news, I watched the final Sherlock tonight. Much better than last week's, thank God. A relentless plunge into second-guesses and secret plans. Liked it a LOT.
And in even MORE other news, five minutes ago I crossed the 20,000 word mark on Book 7. I don't think I've ever written this fast before. Looks like I'll have it done on time after all...
And to top it all off, here is some religious humour...
... some existential humour...
... and some cat humour...
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Do you know what the hell Sparky's story echo is about? It's confusing kind of.
I like it, but I can't remember it off the top of my head.....
Thanks :)
Omg that is Amazing. I read up to chapter 3 before. And chapter 4 is awesome
*grins* Thanks. Do you think I could end up publishing the story once it's finished?
(And do you wanna read what I have of Chapter Five so far?)
I will wait till it's finished, it'll only make mr want more.
*sighs* haven't I told you before, you will become an author
And if you do, I'll be like, I knew her once. Well virtually knew her. *nods* I knows your name so I'll be able to keep a look out.
Oh. Yes. You have said that. *smiles*
You probably will too, you know.
So, if I'm an author, you're going to brag about how you virtually know me? That's funny.
Oh the irony.
Do you mean that? Probably not. *shrugs* a teacher told us to write a story about people robbing a bank.
I used the fiends and she flipped. Yu can't write silly things like this.
I rolled my eyes and walked away.
Grown-ups - besides amazing authors like Derek - have no idea what awesome stuff is when they see it.
Ha- yeah I will.
That( insert your real name, not going to say it) I knew her when u was twelve, we used to fight zombies and mad crazy creatures on the golden gods blog. Good times.
*shrugs* she is a cow
*laughs* That's going to be hilarious. And everyone you say that to will just be like, "OH MY GOD, SAY HI FOR ME! SAY HI TO HER! PLEASE!" XD
Ha. Oh I can see it now.
Hilarious.
*laughs*.
Remember first time you came on you stayed up 39 hours just to see if Derek would come on?
*cheers* WHOO HOOO! OVER 10,000 WORDS! YES! MY STORY HAS FINALLY REACHED OVER 10,000! *does a victory dance*
Hm. I reached 14, 667 and it wasn't completed and my comp deleted it.
Of course I remember that! I bring it up to people all the time. They'll talk about how they stayed up all night to me, and I'll say, "Oh yeah? Well I've been up for 39 hours straight." And then they stare at me and go, "Woooah..."
Ugh I have to go sleep it's midnight. Bye val nice seeing you again.
Keep writing.
*hugs*
It got deleted? THAT SUCKS! STUPID TECHNOLOGY!
Ah well. *shrugs*
See ya.
*waves*
Bye Flame! And I'll keep writing for sure!
*does another victory dance* 10,240 words! :D
*thinks* Although, that probably isn't too much compared to Derek's book...
BUT IT'S STILL A LOT FOR ME!!!
WHY ISN'T ANYONE ELSE HERE?
Hello?
Why am I the only person to have come on in the last 2 hours?!
*taps fingers on desk impatiently* Is anyone here yet?
*grabs the shoulders of who ever reads this* WHY AREN'T YOU ON RIGHT NOW?!
10,661 words. *nods, pleased with self*
And now it's 10,820. Almost 11,000.
And chapter five is 1,138 words so far...
OVER 11,000 WORDS.
I remember when I only had, like, 2,000... I didn't think I'd get this far....
I swear, everyone is just hiding from me...
WHY HAS IT BEEN SO DESERTED HERE???
Anomaly walked back into the living room, a black bag in hand. “Let’s go,” she said.
Audacious nodded and Ivy shrugged, then they both walked towards Anomaly.
“Okay, everyone hold hands,” she said.
Ivy arched an eyebrow at her.
Anomaly rolled her eyes. “So I can teleport us all to the same place.”
“Ah.” Ivy, Audacious, and Anomaly grabbed each other’s hands, then disappeared.
As they reappeared, the ground gave way beneath Ivy and Audacious and they tumbled down the hole in the ground, and hit the bottom, which was full of mud, thanks to the rain that was constantly falling. The mud splattered all over them.
“Ugh,” Ivy said.
“Gross,” Audacious said.
“Damn it,” Anomaly scowled, looking down to where they were. “I always forget about that hole. I would have warned you if I had remembered. Do you need help out, or can you get out on your own?”
“I can get out on my own,” Ivy responded.
“I don’t have magic, so I may need some help,” Audacious said.
“Ivy, help him out,” Anomaly said.
“You don’t tell me what to do.”
“Help him out now.”
“Ugh, fine.” Ivy grabbed his arm and teleported them up to where Anomaly was.
Here's a funny part:
The rain was even worse out here. Ivy saw that Anomaly was already thoroughly drenched, and Ivy could feel herself getting wetter by the second. She put up her arms to make a shield – to prevent her from being wet – but Anomaly stopped her.
“Don’t waste your energy on that,” she said. “I’m sure you can handle being a little wet.”
“More than a little,” Audacious muttered.
“Get over it. I took us here for a reason—“
“Other than falling in a hole and getting soaked?” Ivy interrupted.
“— and that reason is so we can get away,” Anomaly continued, glancing at Ivy but ignoring her comment.
“Where are we?”
“Earth.”
“Stop being annoying.”
“Sorry. We’re in America.”
“Anomaly—“
“Washington.”
“I swear—“
“Not D.C.”
“Give me an answer or I will—“
“Somewhere that it’s raining.”
“Anomaly Despair, I swear to God I will—“
“Ok, fine, we’re in the Milky Way galaxy.”
Ivy lunged at Anomaly and they fell on the wet grass, rolling over and getting even muddier. Anomaly laughed, then pushed Ivy off and stood up.
HEEEEEEEEEY~
i like murder rose.
APPARENTLY, my hair is like hers... Black w/ Red Streaks...
... anyone here? at all?
I re-dedicate this page to VALDUGGERY.
As Skulduggery Pleasant is not a simpering teen novel with breakups and the like.
I've not even READ a well-written (with correct spelling) Fletcher x Valkyrie fic.
AND I HAD TO SEARCH FOR ONE.
for skulduggeryknowitall.wordpress.com's SP FANFIC section.
Hello?
I was at the beach. I mentioned that. And I read the previous comments.
*glowers at Val, slightly insulted*
FLETCHYRIE ALL THE WAY!!!
ALICE IN WONDERLAND FTW
FLETCHYRIE ALL THE WAY!!!
FLETCHYRIE ALL THE WAY!!!
FLETCHYRIE ALL THE WAY!!!
*is screaming and glowing with pride at the same time*
ONE OF MY FRIENDS JUST SAID THAT WHEN THEY WERE READING MY FANFICS THEY FORGOT I HAD WRITTEN IT AND THOUGHT THAT DEREK HAD.
*is still screaming*
NONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS THE NICEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID TO ME, BUT I CAN'T ACCEPT IT!!!!!!!!
There is absolutely NO WAY I'm that good.
Nuh uh.
*freaking out*
*pacing*
No. NONONONONONONO.
NOOOOOOOOO
im talking about the fletcher stuff XD
itssss ssooooo coldddd in queenslanddddd atm.... //freezes
hello?
Hello??
Yes Sparky! Fletchyrie FTW!
IS NO ONE OTHER THAN ME FREAKING OUT OVER WHAT MY FRIEND SAID?
IS NO ONE OTHER THAN ME EVEN HERE???
Yes.
*sits down on stool in corner*
*frowns at something I just thought*
Doesn't make it any less true though...
skulduggeryknowitall.wordpress.com
NOOOOOOOO VALDUGGERY.
derek approves, see dark days pg 99.
>:3
I will then.
Thinking about it, I'm not a Fletchyrie...
But I am most certainly not a Valduggery.
And I most certainly am alone...
I'm looking at my blogs stats and I just learnt the strangest thing. I'm looking at which countries look at my blog the most and the order is as follows, from most to least.
Australia
United States
United Kingdom
Russia
That is bizarre.
Well, I'm turning in for the night.
Later!
Omigod what??!
Hey, guess who's viewing my blog?
Australia
Russia
UK
GERMANY
Hey, what's with this? I thought we had unlimited comments? Derek, post something!
Omigoooooooooshness I'm delirious from lack of sleep. I actually can't wait til the seventh book. Scratch the 'actually'. Eek! I would just like to take this time to say that, Mr Landy, you've probably heard this all before but, before I discovered Skulduggery Pleasant, I wasn't sure WHAT I wanted to be. I actually had ASTRONAUT on my career option list. I was absolutely clueless. But then I read your fantastic books, and I knew what I wanted to be. A writer. An author. I just loved making up stories, because I could take myself to impossible places, make my characters become people I could never be. I had found a way to escape reality! And it felt so good. You didn't influence me completely, but you certainly put me on the right track. So thank you, Mr Landy. I owe you a lot.
Beware the dingoes,
Eve.
Seriously! Nobody!
Anyone here now?
nobodyyyyyyy!!!!!
ugh!
I have arrived, but in the state I'm in, it's quite possible that I'm dreaming.
But I don't think I am...
Shadow?
hiii
hzhzhzh
Hey! Sparky, wait until you see this! I'm putting the finishing touches on The Straight Jackets Coat of Arms! ;)
*feels ignored*
thanks shadow! ive been working on coats of arms for one of my stories
WHAT!?
That is so incredibly cool!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEVER would have thought of that!
THAT'S INSANE! (Ha, crazy humor)
*hugs Shadow*
YOU'RE AWESOME!
AGAIN! *feels ignored*
Hey Flame! Stop feeling ignored! *glomp*
Thanks Sparky! *hugs back*
*falls over*
I think I'm in that state where you aren't sure whether you're dreaming or not...
I just woke up. I think.
*glomps*
im doing a history project and im so hyper! drank like ten cans of engery drink!
anybody on pottermore?
*shrieks*
Unh... I go back to school in less than a week...
ME! I'm a Slytherin! WOOP! We are the BEST! I have a Slytherin scarf too!
No.
I don't particularly WANT to be on Pottermore.
ima slytherin too!!!!!!!!! my name is moonskull165 add me!!!
I have a Slytherin tie.
I wore it to the beach yesterday and I wrote SP quotes in the sand.
Oh, and I jumped off the jetty screaming:
'SLYTHERIN'
Because I'm Draco.
umm. Oh nad sparky i read echo...
And...?
Nice! So... NSW is near a beach. I've been to South Wales. It's probably as different from Australia as you get - I'm guessing, I've never been down under!
NSW is a state. Sydney, which is the city I live in, is on the coast.
I live two hours from 400 beaches.
Which reminds me....
MAKE SURE I NEVER GO TO THE BEACH AGAIN.
Hello?
I live in the Midlands in England so I'm ages away from any beach and they're probably not worth going to anyway unless they're south because they're all freezing!
And why not go to a beach again? You could live here! It rains constantly but then again... I like the rain!
and.... id rather not say...
JOKE! Its good, buit i found a tad bit confusing. this is the only reason, i think more paragraghs and less (this is an example):
Belbaus stepped over the dead body. Belbaus wiped his bloody hand and he sighed. belbaus smiled.
dont be afraid to say he or her at the start of a sentence.
you are going to kill me, but its just a tad bit of criticism nothing personnel
I don't think my Touch is going to be on for much longer...
I LOVE the rain.
It's been raining all summer. BEST SUMMER EVER!
Give me 10 mins - gonna have dinner! Look at my latest post, it has the coat of arms on it!
I'll brb.
backs!
ggGgAGagagagagasgagagagv
I have returned, but I'm eating, so I can't talk.
anybody here
Hello??
hi im making tea so, brb
I fear I am alone... Pray thee, art for out thou here Flame?
Scrap the last post, tea... Hmm...
*throws confetti in air*
STILL EATING!!!
I'M EATING PIZZA!!!
Sein oder nicht sein, das die Frage...
I had fish and chips because it's Friday! We always have that on Friday, the rest of the week we have healthy stuff...
yep.
FOR BREAKFAST!!!
For break... OK... I'm reading Shakespeare so I might do some Tudor speak for fun!
where art thou romeo, where art htou.
for imith here my belovith,here i am
Where for art thou Romeo.
Idiot.
No Flame it's - Romeo, Romeo where for art thou Romeo?
For I am hereith, my beloved, I am here.
And Sparky - If you google mine and your taken name's we're fairly close to the top. And the twitter account that appears isn't mine - I have no idea who it is but I don't have one!
well close enough, i havent read it, just guessed.
@ sparky, do you want me to go hippy shakespere?
I know what happens when you google my taken name.
There's an actress with my given name so...
*face palm* Dearith God, doth do not hold me close. Do you intend this forsaken man as thy curse on us two?
I cannot compete with Shakspeak.
But I can out pun anyone here.
hmmmmh
*lies on ground*
Flame! *corners and looks menacing* Have you read Blood and Water yet? *asks sweetly but with poison in every word*
Go hippy, and you'll have a sword in your chest Flame.
I am not kidding.
Stretch him on a rack - much more pain.
I really liked Blood & Water, but as I said before, you need to build on the characters before you make anything bad happen to them.
1st.
1st.
*starts preaching poetry*
the sky is blue,
alive with birds,
black as ravens,
and sharp as swords.
the grass is green,
blowing,dancing,
happy and bright
hopefully i will survive the night!
Maybe not...
Flame? *stamps on foot* Answer my question. Have you read Blood and Water?
*diverts question*
winter's near,
cold and icy,
help me quick,
my toes are cold,
frostbitten and blue,
broken and stumped,
im dying now,
help me now.
I dedicate this page to Shadow, Derek and Something that I will elaborate on at the end of this comment.
Shadow, that Coat Of Arms is AMAZING. You should be pleased to know that it is one of my desktop pictures now.
Derek, for writing Skulduggery, and changing so many peoples lives for the better. For inspiring us to write. For holding competitions for us, fir acknowledging our existence. And, most importantly to me, for picking my character to win the character competition. I can't thank you enough.
AND I ALSO DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO PEOPLE STOPPING SQUABBLING OVER FLETCHYRIE AND VALDUGGERY. THE BOOK SERIES ISN'T ABOUT ROMANCE, OR WHO BELONGS WITH WHO. IT'S ABOUT SAVING THE WORLD FROM CERTAIN DOOM.
Sparky - I like your website, especially spoilers even though I've read them - they're still funny! XD
Cool!
Wait, when did you look at my website!?
MY MATHS/ICT TEACHER COMMENTED ON ONE OF THE BLOGS POST, VERY ANNOYING!!!
Nice ded. but I still think Fletchyrie FTW! Oh and Sparky - Derek brought us all together, without him I wouldn't even know you or Flame! *kicks Flame*
Flame! ANSWER MY GOLDEN GOD DAMN QUESTION!
hmph
Yes. Yes he did.
*turns on music very loudly*
what?!?
Flame... *growls*
I'm going have my shower - be down in around 15 mins!
xXx
okay, maybe ill b&w.
STUPID BEACH, I GOT SUNBURN!!!
ON MY FACE!!!
oh, that sucks. if robin comes on and i havent posted in a while, tell her to come to chat, i have something to say in pc.
are you ok?
Yeah.
My face hurts, and I'm suffering from a crisis of self-confidence, and I need to talk to someone who I can trust, but, ignoring that, I'm grand.
can you trust me?
...No.
Sorry.
*shrugs*
no one does.
*shrugs*
no one does.
*shrugs*
no one does.
Again, sorry.
i dont really care,
wb shadow,
and i need help with something
I took a while cuz I had to dry my hair cuz I have NPAC in the morning.
Help with what Flamey? He he! A 'y' on the end of your name make it sound funny... He he!
Flame, that story you're writing, with all the people form here, am I going to be in it?
Cause I really like it.
I'm listening to goth/emo rock! YAY!
Shadow, can I post a pic of the Coat Of Arms on The Straight Jackets blog?
Sure, I did for that blog anyway!
Have you read Percy Jackson?
yeah you are in it. part twelve you join, the the whole world burns to death, the only survivors are us.
yeah you are in it. part twelve you join, the the whole world burns to death, the only survivors are us.
Yay!
Wait, that's bad...
WHO CARES!!!
Be sure to keep me up to date on that.
And I just updated The Straight Jackets.
Shadow must look at it.
And I'm listening to Rock/Pop.
and how did you get that?
That sounds like my kinda story!
I got called a freak today because...
a) I like black
b) I red gothic horror and lots of gruesome stuff
c) I'm fairly clever
d) I'm in top set for everything
e) I wear eye liner
f) I'm musical
The guy got a kick with a pair of Doc Martins in the place between his legs...
the story? did i send it to you?
...I don't want to get anyone into trouble...
*read not red
READ THE NEW STRAIGHT JACKETS POST!!!
It won't let me comment on The Straight Jackets - AGAIN!
Then say it here.
WHO SENT IT TO YOU? DID SOMEONE POST IT SOMEWHERE? I WILL KILL VAL.V.CAIN!
Epic movie quote.
Fiona: *swings guitar to kill Josie* *hits the big 'I needed that to rule the world' machine*
Josie: Oh I'm sorry, did you need that?
*jumps on Flame*
Lay a finger on her and I will kill you.
Thanks Sparky! Never underestimate the powers of Microsoft Power Point, Paint and Gimp 2 working together!
WOOOOO SHADOW!!!
Brb.
did she send it to you though?
Send what?
I WILL ADMIT TO NOTHING.
Yonder light hits ground dear,
Coating sorrow in mellow near.
Doth come with swords and shields,
Forgive me, I do not yield.
The Sun will show,
The flight of into accustomed Devil sent crow.
I see the light,
And I doth flight...
Anyone going to talk?
I've gotta go, bye! *hugs*
That's a no.
she did. i will kill her
Lay a finger on her, and I. Will. Kill. You.
brb, im gonna kill her anyway
NO. YOU. WON'T.
Hello?
im back
im back
im back
Hello again.
*nods*
*sits patiently for Val.V*
*hand hovers over machete*
*grabs machete, tosses it in air, catches it again and flicks it around fingers, then pulls out Makhaira and does the same*
Watch yourself.
*pulls machete back with air*
*twirls it and slices down holding it in a defensive position*
*laughs* beat that
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