Monday, January 16, 2012

Odd Blog

The Blog is Odd. It's started misbehaving, and I don't know why. I know my Minions have broken the internet before, but even I don't think this is (entirely) your fault. I will ask my publishers to look into it on Monday.

In other news, Molly, your tale of woe concerning the author you have to have brunch with had me laughing. I can't wait to find out how the story ends.

In yet other news, I watched the final Sherlock tonight. Much better than last week's, thank God. A relentless plunge into second-guesses and secret plans. Liked it a LOT.

And in even MORE other news, five minutes ago I crossed the 20,000 word mark on Book 7. I don't think I've ever written this fast before. Looks like I'll have it done on time after all...

And to top it all off, here is some religious humour...


... some existential humour...


... and some cat humour...

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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

IT HAS BEEN SENT!

Sparky Braginski said...

ILOVEITILOVEITILOVEIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*is jumping up and down excitedly*

MORE!!!! I WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*smiles excitedly* Is it really that good? :D

Sparky Braginski said...

Man, I haven't enjoyed anything that much since...

SINCE SP!!!

Which is still better. No offence.

BRB.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*shrugs* None taken. SP was my inspiration to write in the first place.

BUT THAT IS STILL SUCH A NICE COMPLIMENT I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY BUT THANK YOU!!!


Should I post it on my blog, then?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

CHAPTER FOUR: AN ODD MEETING WITH AUDACIOUS

Ivy woke up with a jolt. She looked around, wondering why the setting had changed, then realised that it had just been a dream.
She couldn’t remember the details, but Ivy knew she had dreamed of her life before she had turned evil, before she had told anyone about her powers. It was an interesting dream, that was for sure. Her family had been there.
Ivy stretched and got out of bed. She went over to her closet, and pulled out a T-shirt and jeans. She had just started to put on a zip-up jacket when she heard a knock on the door.
Ivy froze. Who could be at the door? Was it Saturnine? Did she know where Ivy lived? Ivy doubted it. But still… She didn’t know who could be there. She went over to her window and peeked out. She almost laughed with relief. It was just the mail man.
Ivy put her jacket on the rest of the way, then walked out of her room, and through the house until she got to the front door. She opened it up. “Hello,” Ivy smiled, trying her best to be polite.
“Hi,” the man responded. “I have a letter for an Ivy Animosity. Is she home?”
“Yep,” Ivy said. “You’re speaking to her now.”
“Oh. Well, I was wondering, how come you don’t have a mailbox?”
“I don’t get many letters.”
“Don’t your parents, though?”
“No,” Ivy said, “they don’t. Can I have my letter?”
“Oh. Right. Yeah,” he said, looking though his bag of mail. He handed Ivy an envelope. “Here you go.”
“Thank you,” Ivy said, and was about to shut the door when the man said, “Hold on.”
Ivy blinked, and opened the door, looking at the man sceptically. “Yes?” she asked.
“Well, um, I was wondering…” He glanced at the mail truck, which was parked near the driveway. “Give me a second,” he said, then left her doorstep, heading towards the truck. Ivy watched him for a few seconds, then looked at the letter.
She gasped. It was from Anomaly. How did Anomaly even know where she was? She started to open it, but stopped because the mail man had come back to her door. He had a boy with him, who looked about fourteen, had short brown hair, and was pale. Not as pale as Ivy, of course, but it was still noticeable.
“He wants to talk to you,” the mail man said, then started to walk away, leaving the boy there.
“Hey,” Ivy called after him. He looked back. “Where are you going?”
“He asked me to let him speak with you privately,” the man answered. Ivy arched an eyebrow, then Ivy and the boy watched as he continued to his truck. Once he was inside, the boy turned his attention to her.
“Hello,” he said.
“Um, hi,” Ivy said back.
He stepped past Ivy, and into her house. He sat down on the couch, then looked at Ivy from there.
“What do you think you’re doing?” Ivy said, laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation. She could have killed him, but she decided not to, wondering where this was going.
“I’m getting comfortable,” he said. “Are you going to sit down?”
“I suppose I will.” Ivy went over to her favourite chair, which was across from the couch and sat in it, then set the letter down on the small table beside it. “So, you wanted to talk to me?”
“Yes, and I still do. Nice to meet you, Ivy.”
“Well, it’s slightly awkward to meet you, whatever your name is.”
“Oh, how silly of me. I’m Audacious Beguile.”
“Okay then. Well, you already know that I’m Ivy Animosity so there’s no point in introducing myself. Let’s get on with whatever it is that you wanted to talk about, because I think I have things to do at some point today.”
“Of course. I came to ask you about going somewhere with me – a ball.”
Ivy’s eyes widened. “A what?

Sparky Braginski said...

YES POST IT ON YOUR BLOG!!!

EVERYONE MUST READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

He held his hands out in front of him, and laughed. “Okay, that didn’t come out right. You’re sort of a detective, right? You can figure things out?”
“Yes, but—“
“Can you provide security? Can you fight if you have to?”
“Yes, and I can fight even if I don’t have to. But that doesn’t explain—“
“Excellent. I know what you’re going to say, so I’ll just answer now, because you don’t seem like the person to mess with, am I right? What this has to do with going to a ball is that I have to go to it, but there are people there who don’t like me, and want to kill me.”
“I kind of feel like one of those people,” Ivy muttered.
“That’s lovely. Anyway, I need you to come with me. Normally, I could get someone else, but this is the kind of situation where I can’t.”
“And why is that?”
He hesitated. “Well, um, because you look kind of like us…” Audacious looked like he had something to say, but he couldn’t think of a way to say it without sounding crazy. Ivy read his thoughts.
“You want me to go to a vampire ball?” Ivy asked incredulously. “I didn’t even know vampires existed! How do I know your telling the truth?”
He looked shocked. “I never even said anything! How did you do that?” He didn’t sound scared, but more in awe of how Ivy did that.
“Oh,” she said. “I forgot that I couldn’t tell you about magic…” She trailed off. Audacious was looking at her like she was the coolest person on the planet.
“You’re a Sorcerer? That is so awesome.”
Ivy smiled, not used to having people think that she was cool. It was a nice feeling. “So, back to the whole ‘vampire’ thing. How do I know that you actually are a vampire, and you weren’t lying?”
“Well, I didn’t know you could read minds, so what would be the point of lying to myself?”
“That is true. Fine, I believe you.” She thought for a moment. “Do you think I could pull off being a vampire if I went with you?”
“Hell yeah. Have you seen yourself? You look even more like a vampire than I do.”
“You have a point. If I go, what do I get in return?”
“I’ll pay you.”
“How much?”
“A lot.”
“That’s not an answer.”
“I’ll pay you a decent amount just for going, and I’ll pay you for every person you have to punch. And I assure you, you’ll have to punch a large deal of people.”
Ivy shrugged. “Seems fair to me. When is it?”
“Thursday.”
“What time?”
“Ten o’clock.”
“That’s kind of late, don’t you think? I figured it would be more like eight.”
“Ivy, you’re a teenager. Since when do you care how late something is?”
Ivy laughed. “How am I going to get there?”
“I’ll come and get you around nine-thirty.”
“And will you be in a mail truck?”
He grinned. “No, I’ll be in something better. Well, I guess I’ll be going now.” Audacious stood up and walked to the door.
“Bye,” Ivy said.
“Bye,” Audacious replied. “Oh, and one more thing.”
“Yes?” Ivy said expectantly.
“I don’t think you’ll like it.”
Ivy arched an eyebrow.
“This is a very fancy ball. You’ll need to be fancy too.”
Ivy narrowed her eyes. “Meaning…?”
“Meaning that you have to wear a dress. Not only do you have to wear a dress, but you have to wear a ball gown. Like, the kind that are really fancy and go down to the floor and are pretty. Preferably a dark colour, but you shouldn’t have an issue with that. And you have to do your hair and wear make up and stuff.” He saw the look of dread on Ivy’s face and quickly added, “Don’t worry, I’m paying you to do that as well.” He left, shutting the door behind him.
“This should be interesting,” Ivy said to herself dryly.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

She made herself something to eat, and she ate it, then decided to open her letter from Anomaly. It said,

Dear Ivy,
I think that you feel like there’s something about me that’s confusing, yes? I could sense it in your thoughts the other day. Your mind has a lot of hostility going around, you know that?
Anyway, I wanted to know if you would like to come over for a little while today, just to talk things over. Around 4:00? Because I was wondering… Never mind. I’ll tell you if you show up. I hope you do.
Anomaly Despair


Ivy read over the note multiple times, considering what she should do. It was only about noon, so she still had a few hours, if she were going to go. She stuffed the note in her pocket, then got up and walked to her bedroom.
As she sat down in her chair, a thought suddenly struck her.
There’s something wrong with me.
She frowned, then realised why she had thought that. In the last few days, she had noticed that she was quite clearly changing in her personality. Since she had gotten that phone call from Saturnine Bilious, everything was different. She had met Saturnine, who was furious about her having magic, and actually tried to have Ivy killed, something no other person would even dare to do. And when Ivy had met Anomaly, right before she was going to kill her, something seemed to have snapped in her mind. That one word, the simply question Anomaly had asked her with a thought, was changing Ivy from a psychotic assassin to something different. Yes, sure, she was still evil, but she was ever so slightly becoming more… Sane.
And then, just earlier, she agreed to do something – go to a ball, with a vampire – that she wouldn’t have ever done before recently. She normally would have killed Audacious on the spot before he could even ask. But instead she let him come in and talk to her. So what was wrong with her? She wasn’t coming to some huge realisation about how she’s such a terrible person or anything like that, but something just didn’t seem right.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ivy reflected on herself from a little over a year ago. She had been even less sane than she is now. She had committed the most talked about massacre for quite some time, and she had enjoyed it. She had loved it. She saw it as something to be proud of. Even a few days ago, she had smiled at the thought of her victory.
But now she didn’t see it as a victory. She didn’t even see it as something for her to gain victory from. It was just an act of terrorism, the kind that no one forgets, no matter how hard they tried. Thinking of it now only brought Ivy anger towards herself.
She thought about this, not being able to tell how long she had been thinking about it. She kept becoming angry with herself, then got over it, then became angry again, and got over it again. Ivy sighed and screamed, even though she was the only one around, “What the hell is wrong with me?”
She sat in silence for quite a while longer, not thinking about anything. She started to frown, suddenly remembering Saturnine’s false accusation against her about killing the fat man in Mr Seeker’s building. Saturnine had killed him; she had to have. But then why had she blamed Ivy? Did she want something bad to happen to her, possibly for her to be killed?
Ivy looked at the clock. 3:45 PM. She got up, fixed her hair – simply to look like she hadn’t just been sitting around doing nothing for three hours – and teleported out of the house, and reappeared in Anomaly’s driveway.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I just posted it :)


And I know what's going to happen in Chapter Five already... *grins excitedly*

Sparky Braginski said...

MAN, DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING HERE VAL!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I have to go now; time for bed.


Bye Sparky!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And sorry for leaving you hanging! XD

Sparky Braginski said...

Aw...

Bye Val.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hey, anyone there?

Sparky Braginski said...

YES!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Hae Sparky!

Sparky Braginski said...

HIIII FreakFan!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

What you doin'

Sparky Braginski said...

Writin'.

Sparky Braginski said...

FreakFan?

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Sorry I was reading Val. V's story =) It's so good! I understand why you got so excited before!!!!!!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*scoffs* Of course you were writing!

Sparky Braginski said...

It's what I do.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Yup. And you're soo good at it!

Sparky Braginski said...

I'll take that as a complement.

BECAUSE IT WAS!!!

*smiles*

Sparky Braginski said...

I haven't written much since before though...

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Yes it was a compliment *Grins*

So this is gonna be, like, your first proper story? Cool! And you've done heaps and it is amazing!

I love coming onto this blog. There's people from all over the world I'm talking to and all I have to do is sit at the computer =)

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

*coughs* Hello?

Sparky Braginski said...

I love that too.

My favourite thought is when Val and me are laughing about something only we know about. And then I think:

'Somewhere, on the opposite side of the planet, someone is laughing with me.'

Fantastic feeling.

Sparky Braginski said...

I've written other things.

If you look at the second post on my blog there's a story that I've been writing for ages.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Yup. Read that too! I think I'm liking Echo better though! =)

Sparky Braginski said...

FreakFan?

Sparky Braginski said...

BRB.

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

I HAVE ALSO RETURNED!. Sorry for not alerting you before. I was having dinner.

Sparky Braginski said...

Okay!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Lol. Our time difference isn't by much. I live in New Zealand. And I know you live in Australia because you won that competition! =P

Sparky Braginski said...

Yes I do!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Brb. Watching a tv programme. I promise I'll brb (I'm watching: Who's line is it anyway!)

Sparky Braginski said...

But I am still writing in an enthusiastic manner.

*giggles*

FUN!

Sparky Braginski said...

I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Ok. I'm back!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

IT IS THE FUNNIEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!!!!! I was wondering. There used to be an australian show here but now it's not on anymore. Is it still continuing over there? It's called: So You Think You Can Dance: Australia

Sparky Braginski said...

I have no idea. Sorry, I don't really watch that kind of show.

But I do know someone who competed in the first season!

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

You do?!

Sparky Braginski said...

Vanessa.

Well, I used to anyway...

The Awesomely Awesome Ninja Llama who is just so Awesomely Awesome and she was so Awesomely Awesome that everyone DIED (aka FreakFan) said...

Lol. I'm sorry I have to go now. Chat to ya later!
































































































































































Llamas and Snails Out =)

Sparky Braginski said...

Phooey.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

THANKS FOR COMPLIMENTING MY STORY, FREAKFAN :D


I'm not really here, Sparky... You didn't see anything... *disappears again*

Sparky Braginski said...

YES I DID!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Nooooooo yooooooooouuuuuu didnnnnnnnnnnnnn't...

Sparky Braginski said...

YEEEEEEES IIIIIII DIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

YOU KNOW WHAT VAL!?

YOU. ARE. A. LIAR!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, yes, maybe you did, but you aren't anymore, unless you want to read the small portion of chapter five, who's name I won't give you.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

LAIR? YOU'RE A LIAR!

Sparky Braginski said...

SHOW ME!!!!!!!

SHOW ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

YOU'RE THE LIAR!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ivy almost walked straight to the door, but stopped. It could be a trap. She didn’t want to be caught particularly badly, so she decided to check around the outside of the house. She quietly walked around the entire house, then teleported inside, having seen no sign of an ambush from outside.
She reappeared in a bubble of dark blue energy, a bubble that disappeared once she had been inside for a few seconds. She glimpsed around, noticing she was in the living room, saw no one, and wandered into the kitchen, wondering if anyone was there. Once again, it was empty.
Frowning, Ivy stepped out of the kitchen and down the hall. She peeked in the open doorways, as she had done the first time she had come, and tried to open the one closed door. She turned the handle. It was locked. She heard someone behind her, and instantly knew who was there.
“Anomaly,” Ivy said, already turning around.
“Ivy,” Anomaly replied, smiling. “I’m really glad you came.”
“If that’s so,” Ivy said, eyes narrowing, “then how come you made me search your house to even find you?”
“Because if I had just come to the door, you could have been planning to kill me. However, I don’t think you are, because you don’t have the knife in your hand, like you did last time we were in the situation of you turning around to find me standing here.”
“I suppose you’re right. I was scanning your yard for traps before I came in as well.”
“Traps? What kind? The kind where someone jumps out to kill you?”
“Something like that, but that someone would just so happen to be Saturnine Bilious.”
“I see.”



AND NOW I'M GOING TO SLEEP, SO I'LL WRITE MORE AND COME BACK TOMORROW.

Sparky Braginski said...

NOOOO!!!

THAT ISN'T ENOUGH!

MORE!

NOW!

I DEMAND IT!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

YOU WERE THE LIAR FIRST. I DIDN'T POINT OUT THE FACT THAT I LIED ABOUT IT UNTIL AFTER YOU DID!


I'M LEAVING!

Sparky Braginski said...

BUT I CALLED YOU THE LIAR FIRST!

Sparky Braginski said...

HELLLOOOOOO!

Sparky Braginski said...

WHY AM I ALOOOOONE?????????

Sparky Braginski said...

Lonely, I am so lonely, I have nobody, FOR MY OWNEEEEE!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

HELLO?

Sparky Braginski said...

WELL I'M GOING AND UPDATING MY BLOG.

Sparky Braginski said...

Updated.

Sparky Braginski said...

As is Collab Effort.

Sparky Braginski said...

Echo has 3934 words.

For three days, that's pretty good.

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, I'm leaving. BYE!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hello??

Sparky Braginski said...

SHADOW!?

Sparky Braginski said...

Shadow?

Sparky Braginski said...

BRB.

Lynxia Lost said...

Alone...

Lynxia Lost said...

Bored...

Lynxia Lost said...

Doing homework...

Lynxia Lost said...

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^^^ That one's mine! ;) ^^^

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hello.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Shadow if you read this I sent you those stories last night check your email.....

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Shadow what parts did you get?

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Flame! Check your e-mail!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*nods* do you like them?

Lynxia Lost said...

All of them except none of theme were called part 1...

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

That's cos that's the one on collab effort... I don't have a title...

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh right...

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Sits under tree and sighs*

I'm gonna scream If Robin comes on..

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Ioo

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Ioo

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

It doesn't matter really... But I can't face her at the minute...

Lynxia Lost said...

OK... So, when's the next bit of that story comin' out?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I have it saved in my email as a draft, but lot of it got deleted. You got part five?

Lynxia Lost said...

Think so, is that the bit about you getting burned alive?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Yepppppers.

Do you have any new stuff. Innately formations to reading blood and water yet.. *gulps*

Lynxia Lost said...

You haven't read it yet!? *arches eyebrow*

Well my new bit won't make sense unless you've read it!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Ummmm.. *steps away from Shadow* funny story....

I had no internet.... for like a month...


So If you want tO email it.

Lynxia Lost said...

It's on collabarative, I don't have access to my e-mail right now but go find it on there. (I have Millionaire's Shortbread!)

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

What? Ha. Have to music in a while, so I might have to leave soon.

Lynxia Lost said...

I've already done my homework and practice. !0 mins of practice everyday for...

Flute
Piccolo
Tenor Saxophone
Baritone Saxophone
Piano

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Um

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

That's a lot of instruments. I play as follows.

Tin whistle.
Recorder.
Piano.
Guitar.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

You here?

Lynxia Lost said...

Yeah, sorry. Tin whistle... classy!

I'm grade 6 on Baritone, piano and Piccolo and 7 on Flute and Tenor. I've played since I was 4!

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm Grade Four Trombone.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*jelous*

Wait. Someones banging on my front door.

Sparky Braginski said...

*glowers at Shadow*

Your post on Collab is acceptable.

Just.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*lies down on ground and smiles at the sun*

It is a grand day, uh?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Now Sparky? *cough*

Stop that. *shakes finger*

*continues Smiling at sun*

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Sparky! Didn't you read the big red letters? And my friends grade 4 trombone too!

Sparky Braginski said...

*stomps on Flame's face*

I don't need your preaching.

Sparky Braginski said...

Shadow, I did say acceptable. Which means I won't do anything but glower.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*fixes face*

You will see Satan, if you keep sinning like that.. *gleams and mutters something about religion*


*continues taking in nature*

Lynxia Lost said...

Flame get up or I'll drop my Barry Sax on you and it ways loads, it would probably break your ribs.

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm not Christian.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*gives shadow the cold shoulder*

It is so beautiful...

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*shrugs*

Satan can accept anyone..

Sparky Braginski said...

Shadow, there's something wrong with him.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*picks up daisy and sighs*

It's all so beautiful.

*picks up Rose*

Reminds me of love. *drops it*

*looks up at birds* how come phoenixes don't fly here anymore?

Lynxia Lost said...

I'm Catholic, but still - Flame get up or I'll send you to the Diabolus myself.

Sparky Braginski said...

WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT YOU FREAKY HIPPY!!!!!!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

You know why phoenix's don't fly here any more you soppy sod.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Harsh.

*gets up and preaches more*

Happy? *twirls around happy that the world is the world*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

No I don't. Do I?

Nope.

*holds up hand to sparky.*

Peace man.

Sparky Braginski said...

Freak.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*cries*

Brb.

Lynxia Lost said...

*grabs Flame by shoulders and shakes* Snap out of it because I have to hear one more sentence laced with happiness and rainbows I'm gonna coat you in cobwebs and stretch you on a wrack! Understand?

(Wrack: Tudor torture instrument that pulled the limbs of the victim until their joints popped eventually came off)

Sparky Braginski said...

I second Shadow.


Gotta go.

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Sparky! *hugs* Get some breakfast!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Bye shadow.

*steps out if Nixes shell*

Sees Astrous flying.

Who missed me?

Astrous- my pet Phoenix.

Lynxia Lost said...

Why you saying bye to me? Are you leaving? And... Read what I said about you and the hippy crap!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I only do that to annoy sparky. And I have to go now.

Lynxia Lost said...

*sigh* Bye...

Lynxia Lost said...

I guess I'm going to!

Ego licentia vos iam meus socius Minions. Ego vires reverto laxus vae Ego may non...

I LOVE Latin class! I just LOVE it!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Dulce et decorum est. Patrio et mori.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Dulce et decorum est. Patrio et mori.

Rim. said...

Anyone on???

Rim. said...

Someone please be on!!! I don't like being alone!!

Rim. said...

...... * looks around blogland*

Rim. said...

No one.....

Rim. said...

At least I get first...
FIRST!!!!

Rim. said...

I dedicate this page to...
1) Derek Landy, well Duh! Especially his amazing CATS!!!!!
2) Miranda Hart, who's comedy genius keeps me laughing while I type this!
3) To Fletchyrie, it is better than Valduggery by miles!!! And more morally correct!! I think that's it!

Rim. said...

Ive got to leave... If anyone's on to care...

Robin Snowscar said...

HEYA

Robin Snowscar said...

Looks like no one is here

Robin Snowscar said...

Hmm well I suppose I'll continue listening to Taylor Swift. She is the best. The very best.

Robin Snowscar said...

*crying pathetically at Taylor Swift song* Beautiful.

Robin Snowscar said...

Well, I'm off
http://rsnowscar.blogspot.com/

Robin Snowscar said...

Oppurtune advertising xD

Byee

Robin Snowscar said...

Oppurtune advertising xD

Byee

Sparky Braginski said...

Heelllo Blogland!

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh.

Man, it's quiet...

Sparky Braginski said...

...

All alone...

Sparky Braginski said...

I WILL NOT BE WRITING AT ALL TODAY!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello.

Flame.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Ah. *lies down on ground and looks at the moon and Venus alined* spectacular.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Jk.

Hey sparky how are you? I'm good.

Spent the last hour at my schools open night. Me and my friend pretended to be going into school. Ha we are first years and we knew all this stuff. The teachers are so dopey, they didn't recognise us.

Sparky Braginski said...
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Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Sparky you here.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*raises eyebrow* I haven't been active in the straight jackets...

hm, hm.

*peace signs sparky*

Sparky Braginski said...

*growls*

I'm serious dude.

Sparky Braginski said...

AND READ MY STORY!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Please.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

And I'm more insane than anyone of you. I'm not perfectly sane.

And Ive been getting counselling sO that's proably why I'm acting weird.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

What one???

Sparky Braginski said...

Ah...

I that case...

READ MY STORY.

Sparky Braginski said...

ECHO!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Oh that one I read it ages ago.

*starts humming Bruno mars' songs in a collaboration*

Sparky Braginski said...

...

What did you think?

Sparky Braginski said...

Gotta go.

BYE!!!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hmm.

I dunno.

Oh sorry that was the gun thingy. Idk. I'm confused.

Conor.Brummell@gmail.com

Send it to me. I'm confused

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Um alone. I'm going for a shower. If you come one stay!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

VAL!!!

I'm going to the beach today!!!

Why am I excited?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Back!! Anyone here?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Lopsy

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm here.

For about thirty more seconds.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hey val sparky

Sparky Braginski said...

Flame, did you get the e-mail I sent you?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Ok. VAl get back on!!

Sparky Braginski said...

Because I don't think I'll be sending you another one.

Ever.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

No, didnt check, wana become an admin on collab? Cos I can't manage wit everyone. Who's miles knox?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Why?

Sparky Braginski said...

Okay, I guess.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Ok. Why never send me one?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'M BACK ON, OKAY!


*puts on super hero cape* TODAY I GOT HURT AGAIN! I AM SUPER INJURY MAGNET!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Why what happened?

Sparky Braginski said...

BYE!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

BYE SPARKY!





I smashed my head into a metal bar in orchestra.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hmmm. That was well clumsy. Are you okay?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hmmm. That was well clumsy. Are you okay?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*shrugs* My science teacher said I didn't seem to have a concussion, so I guess I'm fine. I mean, yeah, my head hurts, but aside from that I'm okay.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Good. Hmm. I'm so bored lately.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Me too. I usually just write my story when I'm bored, because if I don't, Sparky's gonna freak out...

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Sparky freaks alot. Did you get the stories? And I can't be bothered writing anymore..

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Part 2 - 5? Yeah, I got those.



Have you read chapters 3 and 4 of my story?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Am the one with ivy. No I got to the part where's the dead guy on the table and anomaly came in. That's all I got..

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I can send you the rest so far, if you want it...

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Yeah I do I love your writing.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Thanks :)


Well, in that case, I'll send it to you now.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It's sending now...

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