Just thought you'd like to know, because you are eager Minions who care about these things, that I have apparently started Book 7. Ten thousand words written since Friday.
And some of them even make sense.
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 2601 – 2800 of 4772 Newer› Newest»Zathract, say you're sick and go anyway.
Okay. Sparky calls me ink now, that's all.
Ah.
The Education and Training Reform Act 2006 specifies several circumstances
which provide a ‘reasonable excuse’ for non-attendance of children of compulsory
age (over 6 years and under 17 years) at school. These include circumstances
such as illness, or absence from the State and do not require an exemption to be
approved by the Regional Director.
hEY PEOPLE
what does absence from the state mean?
And i like both ink and star.
Plus i cedided i have special ink powers.
Hi Gab.
Ink...powers...??
*growls and kicks trunk of tree*
STAR. WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A PICTURE ANYMORE?!
*treehouse shakes violently and self falls out into lake*
Hmp. Stupid laws. Stupid government. Stupid politics. *looks around nervously* Well, it's true.
seriously, absence from the state?
I don't like politicians. They remind me of Thurid.
I liked Thurid actually.
Because . . . Um . . .
Ummmm . . .
I dunno. But when you see me tomorrow, i will one. Honest.
*swims to surface of lake and eats reeds*
ARGH.
I NEED TO EAT.
OK?
THAT'S WHAT I NEED TO DO TO SURVIVE.
SO I MIGHT NOT BE BACK.
BECAUSE I HAVE GUITAR LESSONS.
BLAME CAPS LOCK.
...AND DYMOCKS.
and the man
*looks at clock*
Hmm . . . Should i go?
Yes.
Will i go?
Probably not.
Might be a bit late for the bus though.
*grins at last statement* Bye Mist.
YES MIST. BLAME DYMOCKS.
I'm getting TEOTW as an actual book tomorrow! *boogies*
already got it
Good for you eve!
Although i already have too . . .
Grrrr!
Are you sure that's EXACTLY and ALL it said about the tour?
Although i already have too . . .
word for word, do you want it?
YES!! WORD FOR WORD. EVERYTHING.
Sorry double post. And eve, in my copy it doesn't say ANYTHING about the tour.
Or anything about hayley:(
I'd prefer to read about her than the deleted scenes.
G2g bye
What were the deleted scenes?
Bye Star.
bYE GUYS i HAVE TO GO.
Bye Gab
Does you world need more awesome?
Well, derer is about to bring it- and skulduggery pleasant book 7- when he visits Australia and New Zealand
2012 down under tour!
PLUS one lucky fan from Australia and one lucky fan from New Zealand will win a backstage pass to MEET DEREK LANDY ON TOUR in August
Go to www.skulduggerypleasant.com and click on the ANZ button for more details on the tour and the competition
It's going to rock your world
*nods* Okay. Thanks. *exhales*
there, the whole back page
GRRRRRRRRRRRR WHY ISN'T IT ON THE SITE????
Star, what are the deleted scences?
She left, dude.
oh... right
*smiles again, but not as ahppy as before*
hey guys
Hello??
hey guys
hi lynxia hi nixon hi eve
Hi Nix! *hugs* Why aren't yo happy?
Hey Blue! *hugs*
Hey Eve! *tackle hug*
brb guys
im happy
just saying some of the joy has left me since before
Back. Why were you happy? You never usually are. Are you ill? *pulls out magnifying glass*
i just realised depression and complaining aren't going to get me anywhere
So i've taken life into my own hands
Still, why are you happy. And finally you've seen the truth. *slaps Nix's shoulder* Well done.
wats the truth??
*grins*
I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove you, Derek!
Just saying. Bye!
what brought this on Eve?
haha bye eve
bye Eve!
Bye Eve, if you're going. And Nix, I think that is the 1st time I've ever seen you smile.
ARGH!
I AM BACK.
Hi Zath!n *hugs*
You've never seen him, so how can you see him smile? Bye!
yes you are
On Blogger Eve. *rolls eyes*
Oh wait i'm staying! :)
OK Eve.
I'm watching the interview with Derek for the third time!
HI MIST!!!! *leaps at Mist*
Jimmy way, hey, blow the man down!
(or something like that)
Bye! *hugs*
Hey Mist
Are the writting juices a flowing yet?
Never mind.
I have to go now.
BYE!
*looks at wtiting juice river* Yup.
Bye Mist. :(
Bye Mist
Hi people!
The deleted scenes were what valkyrie's home life would have been without the reflection.
May be on later.
*leaps onto nothing as Mist vanishes* *hits ground hard*
Oh, deds for last page go to all my friends on blogland.
*helps Eve up*
Sorry.
*vanishes again*
Oh, right. I really have to go now. *listens to screaming* Cthulhu. The little nutter.
Bye!
I dedicate this page to all my friends
Mist
Eve
Lynxia
Sparky
Gab
Izz
Val
Star
Ummm...
Anyone else i forgot
Your going?:( Bye.
Bye!
Oh hi nix.
I'm on the bus now.
Bus...
Where in the world are you
Its getting there Nix. I just haven't gotten around to writing it yet.
I really need to go now though. Bye!
Bye Mist!
Hi Sparky!
Hi Nix.
Is Eve coming back?
How's life been treating you?
She didn't say...
ENGLAND, DUH! KEEP UP!
sorry Star...
Hi sparky!
Hey Ink!
...
I can't stop thinking about...
Never mind.
thinking about what?
It's okay. I'm not angry.
Btw, i'm at school now.
Think blue, people.
Dispite appearances, i'm blue, not red
Then why are you here Ink?
My mum could come up and take the iTouch away at any moment, please bear that in mind.
I might suddenly disappear. Bye for if i do.
*looks at Ink*
Creepy...
well, bye in advance if it does happpen
I'm here coz . . . *thinks* I want to be?
Acceptable answer.
ium here because no where else wants me
*picks up Nix and throws him into lake*
I think the lake it the only consistent in Blogland.
It's just.
Always there.
*splutters and climbs out of lake*
I made a volcaneo, but no one uses it
That's because the lake is special.
Everyone has used it at one time or another.
I always kind of imagined it as the lake is the centre point of Blogland.
Treehouses on this side, cities on the other. There's a forest behind where I normally imagine everything.
...
I love Blogland.
the lake is special
Who made it anyway?
I have no idea.
*sigh*
Sparky tackled me into the lake once.
hmmm...
I will one day make something!
Hey Izz!
*tackles Izz off cliff into lake*
*gets out of lake*
Couldn't help myself.
Funny. I didn't see that cliff until I was over the edge.
I made a bunch of ice caves once. They are here whenever it snows and are underground.
*Volcaneo urupts*
MWHA HA HA!
*dives back into the lake again*
*lava goes everywhere*
*grins*
sends piranahs to eat Sparky's toes
*lava looks like it's going to go into the lake, but for some reason goe around it*
Even the volcaneo likes the lake
*charges electricity through water, killing the piranhas*
*frowns*
They were so cute though!
also doesn't that shock you too Sparky?
No.
I no longer get shocked at all, unless I do it to myself on purpose.
*is treading water*
Can I get out of the lake yet?
i wouldn't
Lava is everywhere
Fine. I won't then.
Actually...
WAIT!
*turns volcano off and removes all the lava*
*scrambles out of the lake and frantically looks around*
The treehouse is fine, it's indestructible, I'm more concerned about the bench.
*lava somehow goes back into volcaneo*
you can come out now
hurumph. ^get rid of your biggest weakness why don't you.^
stupid volcano.
*finds bench and sits on it*
I'm happy now.
*looks at clock*
Nearly Reichenbach time isn't it Nix? twenty minutes or so.
...What?
Eh, I'm going.
BYE!!!
if you mean sherlock, then yes
Oh and-
NO DESTROYING THE BENCH WHILE I'M GONE!
The Reichenbach Fall. Sherlock.
Auf wiedersehen Sparky. I wont destroy your bench. *rolls eyes*
*Puts explosives away*
wasn't thinking about it
Bye!
*grins*
you're gonna die when you see the first scene.
Absolutely nuts.
Have you heard about the Americans butchering it?
They're going to call it "Elementary"
I mean, can't those morons have an original idea?
you might be interested to know that Nix and Mist currently has 12 354
Give or take
Nice. I read some earlier.
And get this: Joan Watson
Joan Watson?
To be destroyed by actress Lucy Liu.
damn...
how's chap 3 going for you?
am i in it?
and Jonny Lee Miller is currently in a position to sit in Benedict's awesome shadow.
Chap 3 ist wunderbar.
*frowns*
Of course you're in it.
Of course it's not really a chapter. It's just the third installment.
cool
Do it quick
*sigh* quick as I can. but no promises.
sigh
it'll have to do
have you got anything for me now?
I have the basis of a converstion with you and me. But I haven't actually pulled it out of my head yet so give me a sec and I'll see if I can get it here before you watch Sherlock.
i've got five minutes
Oh. I gotta go. sorry.
I'll talk tomorrow. then i'll have something more to show you.
servus.
Bye!
im going to
...No...no, no, no, no, no.
Someone be here.
Please?
Argh!
The someone get ON.
*points finger at non-online people, sleeping or in class*
No. Bad.
*slaps*
I would give you detention, but I'm too tired.
So what the hell am I doing here?
*points finger at non-online people, sleeping or in class*
No. Bad.
*slaps*
I would give you detention, but I'm too tired.
So what the hell am I doing here?
*sighs*
I don't know.
AND DAMN THE MOUSE!
Why does it double click when I don't need it to?
And why does my keyboard want me to type a g instead of an h?
It's annoying.
2894th.
1895th
*2895th
2886th
*groans*
You see what you've done by NOT coming on?
You've created a wall of my own comments.
ANOTHER wall.
2990th
*2900th
*sighs again*
Wait, sighs AGAIN?
*checks comments*
Wait, yes. It's all god, I've sighed since I came on.
BLURK!
Non of you have heard me say that before, have you?
No you haven't.
And that's because you don't know me from Budokai Sagas.
And JustinTV.
2010th
That was a good year, 2010.
I THINK it was anyway.
I'm finding it hard to untangle the different years from each other.
Hmm...
*ponders*
How do you untangle years exactly?
Well, there's no one here to answer me so...
I wonder what Sparky's idea was.
Sparky, I hope you tell me.
Because I want to know.
I'm tired.
Did I say that already?
I did.
2020th
Ah, now THAT is a year I haven't gotten around to yet.
It had better not be a year that features Dylan Silver and prime minister of Australia though...
Or is it NSW?
I can't remember.
I'm too tired to remember.
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