Just thought you'd like to know, because you are eager Minions who care about these things, that I have apparently started Book 7. Ten thousand words written since Friday.
And some of them even make sense.
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«Oldest ‹Older 2401 – 2600 of 4772 Newer› Newest»OH dang
I knew you werent the jaguar, you were having a shower and I was in the ball pit.
Quick, Roll in this mud I carry around with me for occasions just like this!!!
Or you could come into the lake like me.
I meant to say "at all times," but I forgot
...ok...
*turns into a dog, rolls in the dirt, then turns back*
great, now i'm dirty again... hope you're happy now thrust! :P
*jumps into the lake with sparky now*
No, No, you didn't do it for me... you did it to protect yourself, and everyone aro-
*eyes grow wide as pancakes*
*points shakey hand to sky*
DONNNNNNNNKEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Four hours.
*turns into a dolphin and swims to the middle of the lake*
*pulls emergency nervous-breakdown kit I keep with me at all times*
*pulls out snack section* *munches on pancakes*
Hope, could I, uh, ride you?
...
*looks at pancake attracted donkey*
*looks at pancake in hands*
Oh wait!
ok...
*swims back to get Sparky then goes back out to the middle of the lake*
Wheeeeee!!!
hmm... maybe when i'm in animal form, i can call out my thoughts to other people, as a way of communicating... but if i did that, then i can be able to be anywhere as an animal and still contact people from long distances... that would be cool... :)
what do you think, Sparky?
Emotional music plays. (Chariots of Fire)
*Looks up at donkey... aproching very lazily...*
*looks at pancake in hands*
*realizes there is only one hope*
*eyes become big, knowing what is needed to be done*
*stuffs pancakes in mouth really fast with a big GLOMP
could I do that? like talk in peoples minds when in animal form?
Oh sugar honey ice tea!!!
Sparky? what do you think?
maybe when i'm in animal form, i can call out my thoughts to other people, as a way of communicating... but if i did that, then i can be able to be anywhere as an animal and still contact people from long distances... that would be cool, right?... :)
Oh, Thrust! You got that from Shrek, didn't you? or something with eddie murphy.
Yeah, Madagascar
not eddie murphy.
Chris Rock plays marty
oh, yeah :P now i remember... the zebra, Martie, or Marty... don't know how to spell his name :P
HELLO!
oh. :P that was a bit off then...
VAL
Check my blog
There you are Val! Hi! Sparky was waiting for you...
THRUST
Sparky? Where? *looks around*
saw my comment?
Check my blog
Sparky is silent with awe that you returned
...so far
i don't know... she didn't comment for a while...
Waited Four hours
Hopw was concert?>
she was supposed to be riding on me as a dolphin, but i kinda stopped that... so now i don't know where she is...
Check if you through her off your back by accident
*threw
Concert? Good! I messed up and got lost through half of a song... I was playing, looking at the notes and then- I got lost. But no one noticed.
And the whole thing was great except...
There was a girl I used to know there. And she is SUPER girly. And, oh God, she squeals. And she only remembers me from when I wore pink all the time. The few minutes she didn't recognise me from the all black I was wearing? Those were fun times.
Pink to black? big step
pshh
*checking*
...
I LOST HER!!! *screams then swims everywhere around the lake until she comes back*
That's nice Val...*still looking*
*shouts loudly*
SPARKY!!! WHERE'D YOU GO!!! VAL'S HERE!!!
If it weren't for Skulduggery, I'd still wear pink. All the time. I thik you'd be surprised at what I liked back then... *shudders* Being like that was a nightmare.
Val, you used "each other" too many times in Ch1
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry.
I don't think I need to tell you, of all people, Val. She can't hear you.
*stops searching for a moment to stare at Val*
wow...really?
*goes back to searching*
Wait... What do you mean, too many times?
*shrugs* It's worth trying to get her on.
near the end of the chapter when Seeker and saturine are argueing. Read it yourself
Ok...
"shouting at each other...bla bla bla... swearing at each other"
WHERE IS SPARKY?!?!?!
Fixed it.
I see that
Where did Sparky go? I got here ten minutes after her last comment.
F*CK!
*storms in, smashes huge boulder, throws them into the lake and vanishes again yelling loudly*
Someone seems angry...
*storms back in screaming about school and funerals, smashes a second boulder and vanishes again*
And I have to go... Bye!
*stops searching for Sparky and sighs*
i wish i didn't lose her in the lake...
hi mist...
Bye Val v -
I shouldn't be awake right now either.
I should be dead.
If my mom found out... I have to go too
hi, bye, mist
Sorry about dissapearing back there!
*twitches*
I missed Val, by FIVE MINUTES!?
THERE YOU ARE SPARKY!!! I was looking all around the lake, cause i thought i lost you....
*sigh*
now it's only us again...
...or maybe just me...*sigh*
*paces angrily*
I had an e-mail all lined up waiting for her and now I can't tell her...
I CAN'T HANDLE THE GUILT!!!
And I'm doing my stupid Oz History homework.
Bye.
or not...
did you already send the email?
No.
I was waiting for Val...
can't you still send it? she will still see it eventually and when she does, she might send one back, or come on here...
just a suggestion...
This is the third time I've typed this e-mail today.
as in, you sent it, or rewrote it?
four comments left... i'll let u have first.
Sent.
Doing Maths homework.
Slow responses.
oh. two... waiting till next page...
I'll take it then.
Because
1st
*sigh*
alright, u won it anyway. Happy?
... sorry, just a little grumpy that's all...
I leave now.
I'll dedicate it when I come back and aren't screaming in anger.
*roares, smashes third boulder and leaves*
I have completed my Maths homework, because I am completely amazing.
Hello.
why, hello, Sparky. :)
Again, hello.
hello :) i'm still here.
I noticed!
i'm going to post something on my blog... i've been meaning to do it for a while now. i'm still here though!
And now, I'm doing my creative writing English assignment.
*mega grin*
The one where I handed in the first draft and when I got it back the only comment was 'You might want to cut it down a bit.'
That's especially fun to read when everyone else is yelling
'Add another character, how am I meant to do that?'
Or,
'I don't know where it's set!'
Ahahhahaa...
*smiles*
i like english too. :)
writing, OR reading :P
Or anything really.
:P just read that... sorry was on another page.
*reads email from school*
...I...swear...I...am...going...to...kill...those...MOTHERF*CKERS!!
sooo... u gonna dedicate?
*Conflict by Disturbed starts playing out of no where and goes into a huge rage*
...
Zath, no offense, but you're always either raging or committing suicide.
Please find a happy medium or explain yourself.
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
*stands completely still, thinking*
Hope, you still here?
Yup!
Hi EVE!
Eve, I'll ask you instead.
E-mail!
HI LAVENDER!
Oh, HI EVE!!!
Whatever. Forget this. Forget school and their bullsh*t policies about work more important than funerals.
*leaves*
replied
*chews lip* Bye Mist.
HI SPARKY!!!
Frowny face.
Sent...
oh, ok... so...
So...
I shouldn't have said anything.
Sorry.
that's ok... :) i understand
I read the poem, Sparky. I love hapi endings
*smiles dreamily*
Eve...?
Never mind.
Good Eve.
Hi Nix!
What's up, Nix? China talked to you today?
*laughs at inside joke*
ha ha bloody ha Eve
*frowns*
i was hoping to see star before i went off, but it looks as if she's not coming yet... I have to leave in 15 mins.
but for the moment, i'm still here.
Heya Nix.
Hi Spakry
*grins then scowls* I hate this new format. I have to scroll down, then up, then zoom in.
Eve, did you really like it?
10 mins...
Hi Gab!
Hi Gab.
*begins to hum*
I did, Sparky. But I liked the first one better. Like, the language you used.
Hi gab
hEY GUYS... Do you know how to change this stupid format?
Yeah...
You seem awfully happy, Nix. *narrows eyes suspiciouly* how many rainbows did you eat today?
oh, just the ussual 36
And thank you for noticing my cheerfullness
I'm changing it...
and gab, i can tell you how to turn it into that pop-up box thing
If you're interested
oh eve, did you see my new song? i made it today!
http://lavenderhopestoryblog.blogspot.com/
oh yeah... 5 MINS TILL I HAVE TO GO!!!
Sparky, I didn't say I didn't like it. I REALLY like it. I just said my favourite was the first one.
No, I wanted to change it.
Make it a bit longer.
I'm listening to it right now. *is awestruck by Lavender's voice*
nEVER MIND..
Oh, right. Cool.
Now why are you REALLY happy, Nix?
*blush*
thanks Eve!
Now I gotta get going to bed! BYE!!! Good night everyone!!!
*smiles*
i think this is a conversation best left for Mist
Bye Lavender!
@Nix What do you mean? Tell me!
Bye Hope!
http://mistandnixseries.blogspot.com.au/
you know, i get the feeling no many people are reading this...
Chapter 3 is up
*sighs*
You'd better start emailing then.
I read that a couple of days ago.
no, it's nothing like that.
In fact, never mind. I'll keep it to myslef
*grins* What? What is it? *laughs angrily*
Tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Tell us.
Telelelelelelelelelelelell!
*rolls eyes*
fine
This girl in my photography class, actually talked to me! and not against her will, or becasue she had to ask directions or something
Grr! Email it to me, I have to have dinner. evetherock@hotmail.com
Tell!
Bye
Your story is cool Zath abd Nix.
Better than mine...a few spelling mistakes but certainly better than mine. I might pospone my story writing...
that may seem sad to some of you, but not much happens that i can be happy about, so...
*mutters darkly*
Good for you.
*tires to smiles and then leaves*
Mist? everything alright?
Gotta go.
Bye!
*smiles and laughs*
Of course not, Nix.
*smiles again and leaves*
Bye Sparky.
Bye Spaky
And could you be any more cyrptic Mist?
sorry, internet's messed up
In not here.
I'm here but I'm playing Allods
yes, by sayong you're not here, it's obvious you're not here
Tell me what's up
*shakes with anger*
The school is refusing to allow me to take a week off to go to my grandfathers funeral. So I have to stay at home while my father and brother go and see everyone.
That's.. not fair.
...
they're rufusing. I'm pretty sure that's not legal
Actually it's perfectly legal. I looked it up.
f*cking hell. why the f*** wouldn't they let you go?
That's not humane! I nkow because I'm not humane... Why? It's just school!
Apparently my education is vital and is catogarized under a higher priority than relatives. If he was still dying that would be allowed but since he's gone...
it's still a f*cking funeral. they shouldn't be able to do that
Hmph! I just don't beleve that!
where the hel did you look that up! i want to read it as well
It's school! A relative dying can affect an individual's mental and physical health the least the school can do is to let you see him for the last time!
Oh I actually spoke to a department of education official, regulatiOn officer thing, and he made it explicitly clear
f*cking hell!
just... F@*&% mother @#*& sone of a b%&#@
Hi people!
Zathract, that is just not fair. They shouldn't be allowed to do that
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
Hmmm
What about if his family died? In my primary they taught us to know empathy..if he knows what it's like, maybe he would change his mind.
I know plenty of people who've have a day of school for a funeral.
Well. Not plenty. But quite a few.
I want to scream.
I just did actually...
WAR f****** UNICORN!
...oh. Bad time. *retreats to treehouse*
Hi eve, gab, nix, zathract.
People, you can call me either star or ink. Your choice.
I'll call you Star, thanks.
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