Friday, August 26, 2011

Short Stories


Hello, my Minions.

Can you feel it? Can you? The 1st of September is approaching. According to that wonderful Countdown Clock on the Skulduggery website, there is- at the time of posting- FIVE days, TEN hours, and FOUR minutes. Of course, by the time you read this, the time to wait will be even shorter- and growing shorter every moment.

(Unless you’re re-reading this at some stage AFTER the 1st, in which case, yayyy it’s already out! Woot!)

Ahem.

All of you folks who came to the Edinburgh event have been fantastic, I have to say. I wasn’t OVERLY worried that someone would release spoilers, but the chance for someone to say the wrong thing or give the wrong hint (coughSwindlercough) was always there, lurking around the edges of every Blog and Facebook comment. So, my thanks to you, my Minions, for remaining loyal and true, and allowing your fellow readers the same chance you had to experience Death Bringer without ANY spoilers.

I have seven days until my tour begins, so I’m trying to cram as many things into this coming week as possible. I enjoy every tour when I’m out there, and it’s a great chance for me to meet the people from this Blog and the Facebook page and the Forums, so that always makes me smile. The downside of touring is the travelling, the hotels, the airports, the car rides, and the fact that you have to put your life on hold for a few weeks.

It’s like a holiday, without the relaxation or the parties.

But hey, it’s fun nonetheless.

This coming Wednesday is the official Skulduggery launch, in Eason’s Bookshop in Dublin. I have no idea what to expect. Most book launches are relatively quiet affairs, attended by friends and family, with a few other writers turning up to wish you well. When I was told that Dave from Eason was planning a launch, however, I got a chill. Because Dave... Dave doesn’t DO quiet.

The only thing I know about it is that there will be readers there, whom I BELIEVE have already entered a competition (I sincerely don’t know anything about it).  Apparently, he’s also planned a “surprise”. Oh dear God. I’ll keep you informed as best I can.

Now then, when we brought out the new paperback editions, I didn’t want you guys to buy a SECOND copy of a book you already owned just because they had (admittedly awesome) new covers. I knew there were some lunatics out there who would buy the new editions just for Tom’s artwork, so I wrote a few short stories just to give them something extra. Of course, THEN the problem became how to make those stories available to the people who DIDN’T feel the need to have multiple copies of the same book. You know- relatively SANE people.

So now, at last, two of the short stories that have previously appeared in the new paperbacks are now available on the website at skulduggerypleasant.co.uk, as well as being available on iBooks and Kindle, for the very reasonable price of NOTHING AT ALL. I love when things are free, because it means EVERYONE can afford it, and you don’t have to worry about loose change in your pocket. The Lost Art of World Domination takes place after Skulduggery Pleasant, and Gold, Babies and the Brothers Muldoon takes place after Playing With Fire. The other short stories will be released over the next few months.

And I’m going to go now, because I have things to do. Things! To do!

Ahem.

1,974 comments:

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Jasmine Lovelace said...

i wasnt on the computer the whole time though....i went for a run at some point...and i sat there staring at a wall at some other point .... :P

Blood Butterflies said...

Sorry for being late guys. i WAS WATCHING A MURDER VIDEO.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

it's ok BB! *gives her a big hug*

Blood Butterflies said...

*is hugged* LOL JAS. Nice breakdown of what you did.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

wow... i did alot huh? =P

Jasmine Lovelace said...

thx BB....i am VERY self entertaining =)

Jasmine Lovelace said...

nawh im kiddin...i had way too much pent up energy to sleep :P

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Jasmine, have you read Octa's poetry?

Blood Butterflies said...

LOL. I'd fall asleep if I'm not doing anything. I can't pull allnighters--> my mom will kill me.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

Some of it Pyro!

why do you ask?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

BTW he writes really well =)

Blood Butterflies said...

POET TREE.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

lol bb

Blood Butterflies said...

Not my joke, I'm serious.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I prefer Octa's poetry to mine…

Blood Butterflies said...

It's okay kal! goodnight!

Jasmine Lovelace said...

LOL it's okie dokie kall!

goodnight! =)

Blood Butterflies said...

WELL....... *awkward silence*

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO AWESOME POETRY!!!!!

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO AWESOME POETRY!!!!!

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO AWESOME POETRY!!!!!

Jasmine Lovelace said...

Pyro i like both your poetry *shugs*

i love 'em each for their individuality and personal touch....

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO AWESOME POETRY!!!!!

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO AWESOME POETRY!!!!!

Blood Butterflies said...

I HEREBY DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO AWESOME POETRY!!!!!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I claim this page for poetry!!!

When reading this, opinions has three syllables.


I've tried so very hard to make a change,
To see the world through other people's eyes,
But still to me their views seem odd and strange,
And their opinions I do despise.
Each day I see myself and wish once more,
That I could see the beauty in the clouds,
I wish I saw the grace of birds that soar,
Instead I'm left with noisy messy crowds.
I can't begin to think of all the time,
I've wasted, seeing nothing but the grey,
For even as I think and write each rhyme,
I think that maybe night will rise to day.
And finally I see what others see,
The beauty the whole world around me.


-Pyro.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

okie!

Jasmine Lovelace said...

wow pyro did ya type all that O.o

or just copy paste :p

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Bye Kal!!!¡¡¡!!!

*hugs*

Sleep well!

Jasmine Lovelace said...

i repeat

Pyro i like both your poetry *shugs*

i love 'em each for their individuality and personal touch....

=)

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Copy and paste.

I can hardly remember it all let alone type it!

:)

Jasmine Lovelace said...

lol i thought so :p

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Yay!

Equal!

Which means in three years i might be better than Octa is now!!!

That just seems impossible…

Jasmine Lovelace said...

...

Jasmine Lovelace said...

*laughs head off*

Anything is possible is you belive =)

Jasmine Lovelace said...

Pyro im hungry....got any gummy bears?

i havent had them in a year O.o

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Parents are up…

Jasmine Lovelace said...

ooh mine too!

Jasmine Lovelace said...

no wait...they just went back to sleep :p

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I wonder when Octa will be up?

8?

Probably 8…

Blood Butterflies said...

YESH! I GODDIT! I GODDIT! Nowwwwww......


pSyChopAth

His eyes, wide and blue,
Waiting, like his mouth, to swallow you.
Bring you down to his dark depths,
Until broken bones are all that's left.
And you look into his mad eyes,
See a hint of rotting, dead flies.
He drags you down in a mess of arms,
And you cry out in terrible alarm.
But nobody sees your pitiful eyes,
Bound as he, with horrible cries.
Blood flies about and tears drop to the floor,
Internal organs and gut-splitting gore,
The psychopath tears apart his next meal.
will you be like him, unable to feel?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

*goes around blogland looking for gummy bears*

Hey pyro! why dont you write a sonnet on Gummy bears? or flowers? or glitter?

or more meaningfull stuff like: life, being rejected..or abused...

hmm second one makes more sense

Blood Butterflies said...

Sorry I took so long to write that. I was in the middle of class. BUT NOW I'M FREE! YAY!

Blood Butterflies said...

LOL JAS. *gives her a gummy bear* HERE YOU GO!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Yay poetry!!!

Epica poem BB!!!

Jasmine Lovelace said...

BB did you write that yourself...coz im honstly looking over my shoulder to check if he's there O.O

Blood Butterflies said...

Thank you, thank you. *bows*

Blood Butterflies said...

No.... I wrote it myself. In that time. *is proud*

Jasmine Lovelace said...

Ooooh Gummy bears!

Pyro it might take you a while to get used to my...weirdness...but when you do...you get a Jasmine flower!

Blood Butterflies said...

who's here?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

The psychopath!!!!!!!

Blood Butterflies said...

This computer is working so damned fast I need to post something before I read something else.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

*sigh* i dunno why im being extra creepie today :/....must be the vampire chickens :P

Blood Butterflies said...

Ohhhhhhh. I don't think he's here.... *checks*
Nope! he's not! I just thought of the joker from batman....

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Blood butterflies, would you like to be an author on the poets of greatness?

Blood Butterflies said...

Yes, please! Thanks Pyro!

Jasmine Lovelace said...

Congrats BB!!

Blood Butterflies said...

Vamp chickens.... interesting.....

Jasmine Lovelace said...

they are *nods*

Blood Butterflies said...

*nods as well*

Jasmine Lovelace said...

Anyone giving free hugs?

Blood Butterflies said...

*holds a sign saying: FREE HUGS HERE*

Jasmine Lovelace said...

YAY! free hug! *gives bb a hug*

Blood Butterflies said...

Wow..... is it just me or is everyone high today?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

umm.. just you! :p

Blood Butterflies said...

*is hugged*

*hugs back*

*pastes a sign saying: "I have been hugged" on jas's back*

*walks away whistling*

Blood Butterflies said...

*hopes jasmine doesn't notice that*

Blood Butterflies said...

LOL JAS. I am high.

REG

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

@ Butterflies

Is your account linked to your bloodbutterflies email?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

lol yeah right BB :p

*takes sign off and sticks it on Vampire Chicken*

Blood Butterflies said...

The thing I like about macs is that the screen starts scrolling before it's even finished loading. I'm a poet and I don't know it. :P

Blood Butterflies said...

@Octa: You bet.

@Jas: *vampire chicken squawks*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Octa?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

Lol...Vamp chicken...i came up with that! *smiles proudly*

Blood Butterflies said...

brb... i'm gonna go wash a container now. I'm serious.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

KK bb =)

goodluck!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Kk BB

Jasmine Lovelace said...

.....
*looks around for something to do....starts twiddling thumbs*

Blood Butterflies said...

Back.

Blood Butterflies said...

*hugs Jas*

*twiddles her thumbs for her* :P

Jasmine Lovelace said...

*Tries to make the Vamp chicken wear a bowtie*

Blood Butterflies said...

*vamp chicken wears the bowtie*

*le squawks*

Jasmine Lovelace said...

BBBBBBBBBBBBB

WB! *hugs back*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Yay!

It's daytime!

Blood Butterflies said...

LOL.


Eh. over here it's been daytime for 6 hours.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

lol pyro...im guessing the daytime makes you very...joyfull ^^

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

WB BB!!!¡¡¡!!!

Blood Butterflies said...

LOL JAS. *goes out*

*comes in with bubble tea*

ANYONE WANTS ONE?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

i want bubble tea!

Blood Butterflies said...

*gives jas bubble tea*

It's chocolate XD

Jasmine Lovelace said...

Hey Pyro... I LOVE FLOWERS :D

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Brb

Blood Butterflies said...

Ooh, I got comment number 1666.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

kk

Blood Butterflies said...

Oh, jas, WHAT WERE YOU HINTING????

Jasmine Lovelace said...

lol bb

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Wait, nope.

Back

Blood Butterflies said...

kk Pyro!

Blood Butterflies said...

LOL PYRO.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

BB i wasnt hinting anything -.-

it's how i annoy him -.-

Blood Butterflies said...

Well.... okay.....


*ahem*



*ahemahemahem*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Except it doesn't actually annoy me at all.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

i barely even know the guy -.-

Blood Butterflies said...

Oh and Kyre says hi. Kyre Crimson valentine. She's in the same school as me.

Blood Butterflies said...

LOL JAS.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

ooh okie! hey Kyre =)

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi Kyre!!!¡¡¡!!!

Jasmine Lovelace said...

*burts out laughing* Can't belive you thought i was hinting BB

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

NOW brb.

Blood Butterflies said...

LOL JAS. I mean, flowers? FLOWERS? DUHHHHHH.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

kk

Blood Butterflies said...

kk Pyro.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

umm noooo BB.. where have ya been for the past few days?

i've had this flower obbsession for a while now :P

Blood Butterflies said...

FLOOOOOWWWWWWEEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS.

Blood Butterflies said...

LOL. i was, eh, studying?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

YUP...and i dont hint ok?

i dont stoop that low -.-

:P

Blood Butterflies said...

Lol. I usually wait for the guy to hint. But over the years, after I entered a girl's school, I sorta gave up. Then I met you guys. You guys prop me up when my ego is down <3

Jasmine Lovelace said...

awwwwwww

are we sweet or what?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

and normally im not this happy...

but on the blog what guy would want to hint at me??... i'd probably set the Vamp chicken on 'em

:P

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Back (I think)

Blood Butterflies said...

sweet. defonotely.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

wb pyro (i think)

Jasmine Lovelace said...

what do ya mean BB??

*holds up Vamp chicken*

Jasmine Lovelace said...

why's my comp slow today?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

Meh..slow day i gusse...it's not ure fault trusty computer! *pats comp on the head*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

It's faster than everyone else's computers…

Jasmine Lovelace said...

That or im just talking too much *shrugs*

Jasmine Lovelace said...

im talking too much arn't i?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

A little, yep.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

Probably should stick to the 'Talk if you have to' rule...:P

Jasmine Lovelace said...

But hey, is not like your gonna ban me or anything...

IT's a BLOG for gods sake..it's what people do...TALK :D

oh and im hyper *nods*

Blood Butterflies said...

You're talking a little too much... but it's okay! Sorry I went off guys.... stupid computer hung.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

no prob BB!

Blood Butterflies said...

COMMENT BOX! STUPID COMMENT BOX! LOAD ALREADY!

Blood Butterflies said...

*mumbles something about rainbow farts*

Jasmine Lovelace said...

K from now on, i will only talk if nessecary...and if i have something constructive to say.

That is all for now.

Blood Butterflies said...

LOL JAS. *twiddles thumbs*

*vampire chicken comes over*

*snarls at chicken*

You don't steal my power, you hear me?

*chicken squawks*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...



I have nothing to say…

That's new…

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm…

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Jasmine Lovelace said...

*start's playing Tic Tac Toe with Vamp chicken*

Jasmine Lovelace said...

ya think i've got something new to say?

im boring my self to sleep :p

(that was constructive)

Blood Butterflies said...

LOL JAS. Yes, that was sorta constructive. It's something new in your life!


REG

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

(\(\
( -.-)
o_(”)(”)

Jasmine Lovelace said...

Ahh so you think something constructive is new in my life?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

BB you dont even want to KNOW the amount of hours i spend studing just to get top marks (which i did in english) :D

im not stupid BB :p

Blood Butterflies said...

Wow, cool bunny pyro!

Jas -- EHHHHHHHHHH.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

*shrugs* ask iris..im pretty much the biggest nerd you'll find *shrugs*

Jasmine Lovelace said...

it's not like i have to prove anything to ya :p

Blood Butterflies said...

I don't want to know, that's true. But I don't bore myself to sleep. I just go to sleep. But if I want to pull an all nighter i CAN XD

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I want a happier bunny

(\(\
( ^.^)
o_(”)(”)

?

Jasmine Lovelace said...

lol pyro

and BB i do bore my self to sleep sometimes :P

Blood Butterflies said...

haha, Jas, compare you to me. Listen:

I'll list the methods used in crime scene investigations:

Triangulation
Handwriting analysis
Blood Splatter analysis
Fingerprinting
Hair and Fibre analysis
DNA analysis

AND

We have to film something involving a murder. And do a rape investigation.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

BB im not part of the FBI :p

Jasmine Lovelace said...

BB i was kiddin bout the how hard i work. i know for a fact how bloody hard the studies are in singapore =)

Blood Butterflies said...

Also: we learn, in history, the world war two in detail, including why and how it started, case study singapore. Also we are now learning merger and separation from Malaysia in detail. In math..... well, you don't want to hear about it.

Blood Butterflies said...

No, it's just how bloody hard the studies are in RGS. Right about in 5 more minutes I have to go for Research Studies, and the stupid topic I chose was microbiology. Meh. Blame my group mates for being adventurous.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

*sigh* BB

i didnt tell ya did i?

well i might not be moving...after we packed up everthing, we were suppose to leave september 7th...but my dad cant move....his businnes has to stay here...so i have no idea whather im moving or not. sorry =(

Blood Butterflies said...

It's okay ^^ I'll be keeping the letter until you come XD

REG

Jasmine Lovelace said...

i studied singapore math and english MY WHOLE SUMMER just to find out i wont need it.

Blood Butterflies said...

Aw.... that's too bad, jas! *hugs*
You still got me here to keep you updated though.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

BB thats the think...i dunno weather im going or not....i've been wanting to strangle something with all this indesicivness going on.

Blood Butterflies said...

*gives Jas a vampire chicken*

NAH! FOR YOU TO STRANGLE! *hides*

Hurrhurr.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

*hugs back*...he fell asleep didnt he?

toldya he would! *smiles proudly*

Jasmine Lovelace said...

BRB

Blood Butterflies said...

Who?

Blood Butterflies said...

kk

Jasmine Lovelace said...

pyro

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I didn't fall asleep!

Blood Butterflies said...

Oh.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I set my alarm so that I could pretend to wake up. Pretending to be asleep is annoying.

Blood Butterflies said...

LOL PYRO. I so agree. brb.... I'm moving upstairs.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Kk BB

Blood Butterflies said...

nevermind decided to stay until my teachers chase me out :P That's me, pushing the boundaries.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I just choked on cereal.

It is a thoroughly unpleasant experience.

Blood Butterflies said...

*pats Pyro's back* You okay?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I think so.

Blood Butterflies said...

*gives a glass of water*

*smiles comfortingly*

Blood Butterflies said...

brb.... I'm going upstairs now.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

*drinks water*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Kk BB

Blood Butterflies said...

back..... is anyone here?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I am!

WB BB!!!¡¡¡!!!

Blood Butterflies said...

YAY PYRO! Stupid Comment box.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

Hey again =)

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

WB Jasmine!!!¡¡¡!!!

Jasmine Lovelace said...

Plants needed watering

and the tea needed drinking....were out of cereal =(

Jasmine Lovelace said...

*ahem* if you guys should know i am no longer hyper =)

Blood Butterflies said...

*hugs jas*

*gives jas some tea*

My teacher saw the drawing that Darkane did of my OC, and she was like:

"woah, did you draw that?"

Such is the power of drawings ^^

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Oh well, at least now you won't choke.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

might not asnwer for a while...parents are up

Jasmine Lovelace said...

hmm? who wont choke?

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Kk Jasmine

Blood Butterflies said...

LOL JAS. *cokes on cereal*

MEH. I'm not even eating cereal XD

Jasmine Lovelace said...

oh did pyro choke on cereal??

hey you ok?? *gives Pyro some tea*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

I choked on my cereal a few minutes ago.

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

*drinks tea*

I'm generally ok, my throat kills though.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

thank god pyro =)

Blood Butterflies said...

cokes on cereal.... Wow. I'm amazed at my typos.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

i learned something new bout myself...when im very hungry, either i get angry or hyper ...hmmm..*shrugs*

Blood Butterflies said...

I get really sluggish if I'm hungry. I'd constantly check the kitchen to see whether there's any food. If I'm not at home, I'd go to sleep.

MEH.

Jasmine Lovelace said...

used to think BB standed for

Beautiful
Butterfly :)

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