Wednesday, August 3, 2011

The Death Bringer Tour


Here you are, my Minions, all of the Ireland and UK public events are listed below. In between all these, I’ll be doing a lot of school events, but these are the ones where anyone will be able to attend.

As usual, whole sections will be missed out, because every year I try to visit different regions. So if I’m not going to be anywhere near you this year, I’ll probably be there in 2012. Maybe.

Sept 3rd
10 AM, WHS Brent Cross, London- public signing.
3 PM, Waterstones Bromley- signing.

Sept 4th
1 PM, Glenearn Community Campus Hall, Perth, Scotland –event.
6 PM, Waterstones, Stirling, Scotland - event.

Sept 5th
5:30 PM, Waterstones, Sauciehall St, Scotland – event.

Sept 7th
1 PM, Seven Stories, Newcastle – event.
4 PM, Waterstones, Blackett Street, Newcastle – signing.

Sept 8th
3:30 PM, Waterstones, Meadowhall Centre, Sheffield – signing.
7 PM, Waterstones, Pescod Square, Lincolnshire – event.

Sept 9th,
3:30 PM, Waterstones Cambridge – signing.
7 PM, University of Hertfordshite, Hatfield – event.

Sept 10th,
10:30 PM, Muswell Hill Children;s Bookshop, London – signing.
3 PM, Waterstones, Bluewater, London – signing.

Sept 11th,
4 PM, Mountains to the Sea Festival, Dublin, Ireland – event.

Sept 15th,
11:30 AM, Tallaght County Library, Dublin – event.
4 PM, Easons, Newbridge – signing.

Sept 16th,
10:30 AM, Liberty Hall, Dublin – event.
4:30 PM, Easons, Swords, Dublin – signing.

There'll probably be two more signings around Ireland on the 17th, but I don't know where yet.


Oh, and on the 15th and 16th of October I'll be at the Frankfurt Book Fair!


You can bring whatever you have and I'll do my best to sign everything. Naturally, if the queue is huge and time is running out, I may only be able to sign one thing per person, but I'll try my best. If you're lucky, only half a dozen people will actually turn up and then we'll have LOADS of time to chat! Oh, and if this "one book per person" rule comes into effect, try not to take it personally.

When I was over in Australia I'd been signing for two or three hours and I was seriously running out of time, so we announced that I'd only be able to sign one book per person in order to get through everyone. Now, all the people standing in the queue were very cool and understanding about it, they didn't mind one little bit...

... apart from this one particular boy.

I'm sure he regrets it now, but he started to stamp his feet when his mother told him that no, Derek couldn't sign everything. And then he started whining. And then he started crying. And his face was all red and blubbery and I was trying to explain, as quickly and as kindly as possible, that I just didn't have the time, but he kept stamping his feet in front of EVERYBODY and I was trying my best not to break out laughing. The poor little lad. So I said fine, okay, and I scrawled my name on his books and his mother took him away, hanging her head in shame. 

It was, and I really don't want to be mean here, hysterically funny, and even remembering it now has me laughing...

So, beware of this rule! As more and more people read the books, and as more and more books are released, I obviously don't have the time I used to. But if everything goes according to plan I should have plenty of time to sign, doodle and- most importantly for me- chat to you guys while I'm sitting there. 

Oh, and hugs are encouraged (time-permitting). 

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Blood Butterflies said...

lawl lego.

I must not be tempted by food. I am on a diet.

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

*is tackled by Kal*

lego said...

*shrugs* food is more delicious than diets. :)

Blood Butterflies said...

*whispers to Kal* My friends are talking about disposable underwear....ewwwwww.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Me too xD

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Oh and guys.
That's just the sides.
THEN YOU GOT YOUR COOKIN TECHNIQUES. YOU GOT YOUR SOMKIN, BRAISIN, GOOD OL FASHIONED GRILLIN, AND YOU ALSO GOTS YOUR BAKIN. YUP, I SAID BAKIN!

lego said...

both of your friends are talking about disposable underwear?

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Note:
Bakin' is not to be confused with bacon.

Blood Butterflies said...

afk for an hour... cya guys!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~ponders bacon~
~ponders grits and bacon~
~ponders cheesy grits and bacon~
~ponders cheesy grits with bacon in it and pepper sprinkled on top~
~stomach growls~

lego said...

cheesy grits?

Blood Butterflies said...

must....resist....food......

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Aw, see you, Butterflies!
~waves madly~

lego said...

bye bb! *hugs*

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

KK BB

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I pity those who have not ever had the delicious cheesy grits.
I do indeed.

lego said...

and explain cheesy grits to me!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Have you ever had grits before, Legolas?

lego said...

no...

lego said...

although it looks a bit like another name for polenta, which I eat by the bowl-ful

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I didn't think so.
~pities Legolas further~
Well, it is pretty much a southern American thing...
Well, grits are.... a tad similar to oatmeal, although they're smaller and like tiny balls. You cook them on the stove in water and usually just add salt, pepper, and butter, to create and thicker-than-soup-but-not-solid-sort-of-stuff. To make cheesy grits... well, you add cheese :]
They're so delicious... I love grits!

Blood Butterflies said...

*cheesy grits fly towards me*

*dodges without looking*

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

@Lego, Grits are kind of like polenta or porridge made with corn. Americans eat them for breakfast.

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Or, more accurately WITH breakfast.

lego said...

with breakfast?

Invisible_Fly said...

Hey guys... how are you doing? I love grits.

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

@Lego, yeah.
Eggs, bacon, sausage, grits.
We don't have them over here...

Hey Fly!

Blood Butterflies said...

Imma post something here. I can't make a new post for some reason.

Masquerade (part one)


The feathers tickled Butterflies’ face as Olivia helped her put it on. As a non-vampire, Olivia looked something like Butterflies’ mom, but in actual fact, they were very good friends. “Done,” Olivia said, proud as a rooster. The mask slid down Butterflies’ face and covered her eyes.

“Can’t see,” she mumbled and Olivia tried very hard not to laugh. Oliver scratched his neck and his yellow eyes gleamed.

“Meow,” he purred.

“Shut up, Oliver,” Butterflies said, her voice muffled by the mask.

Olivia finally burst out in extremely childish laughter, and Butterflies joined in, the mask jerking along with her shoulders. Finally she calmed down and said, “Hey, give me a hand. Peginterferon will be there.”

Olivia winked, “You’re little boyfriend, right?”

“Boyfriend,” Butterflies nodded, causing the mask to slide down again. “But not little.”

Finally, she was done. She helped Olivia fix her purple mask. ‘Oh, you girls look lovely,” Olivia teased.

“You’re so subtle,” Butterflies shot back. But she glanced at the mirror another time to make sure her mask was in place. It was made of midnight black, and on the brows there was the faint imprint of a raven. Olivia’s was royal purple, and her cheeks were flowered. She stood up, her black dress unfolding with soft rustles. It was a very rare silk, but it costed her almost nothing. 1815, and she was attending her first party.

Olivia took her hand and muttered, “You’re so cold. Are you sure he’d like dancing with you?”

Butterflies replied, “He’s a vampire too, you know.”

“Oh, right.” Olivia grinned.

Butterflies rolled her eyes underneath the mask.

Peginteferon was at the front door, waiting for them. He grinned, and a dizzy feeling swept through Butterflies, like the room had switched places. “You look dazzling,” he said. She walked up and put their foreheads together. “As always.” He said, looking straight into her eyes. She looked straight back, and in her peripheral vision she saw Olivia and Oliver shaking their head in unison.

She grinned.

lego said...

honestly, I'm having a hard time imagining that tasting good...but I eat plenty of stuff that falls into the category of looking unappealing, but tasting freaking amazing.

Blood Butterflies said...

Masquerade (part two)


Butterflies sat on the stool, breathing fast and heavy after a whole night of dancing. She grinned at Peginteferon and remembered how he had splashed the fruit punch into the surprised guests’ faces, and set back into another bout of laughter. She gasped as Peginteferon splashed water over her, and then started laughing again. Peginteferon sat down next to her, he himself all wet as well. He shook his head, sending droplets of water flying. He grinned, and she grinned, and they both kissed. It was their party, after all.

Then a window broke.

Sighing, Butterflies stood up and Peginteferon went with her. They got the back of the garden, still pushing each other playfully, and then Butterflies stopped.

“Zombies.” She whispered. “Backtrack. Tell everybody to evacuate.”

They moved backwards and the zombies saw them. “Shit,” Butterflies cursed. “RUN!” she roared.

The place broke out with screams as the people inside realized what was happening. They ran, throwing fireballs, bolts of electricity and waves of shadows. Butterflies ran, trying hard not to trip off her skirt when she accidentally stepped on it and rolled forward. She got up and kept running, pulling her dress off at the same time. She hauled it over her head, revealed her work clothes and flung the billowing dress at a gaping mouth behind her.

“Your dress!” Peginteferon wailed.

“It cost almost nothing!” She yelled back. “Don’t mind it!” She wasn’t wearing her coat and the tattoo showed. They ran all the way to a cliff. “Go!” She yelled, pushing Peginteferon, then using the shadows to cushion his fall.

“I’ll hold them off,” she continued, almost inaudibly.

A zombie came at her, and she touched her tattoo. It glowed a brilliant black and wings tore out of Butterflies’ back. The wings, they were ragged butterfly wings, torn and hanging from the bones themselves. She looked up, her eyes glowing black, her full power showing. She roared and the sound itself blasted the zombies in a fifteen metre circle around her. They disintegrated, clawing at themselves as they disappeared. She sent shadows tumbling after a group of zombies and personally attacked another bunch. Her wings beat like demons, sending zombies flying and heads breaking as the bone whacked into them. A big zombie, hungry as ever, tried to bite a bone and was, as a consequence, flung off the cliff to its demise.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hiya, Fly!
~glomps and high-fives~
Grits are epica!

Invisible_Fly said...

Hi Niall. I don't think we've ever chatted before. Nice to meet you. And yes, grits look absolutely disgusting, but it's still good. I only eat it on occasions. I doubt it's very healthy.

lego said...

@ Naill- what don't you have over there? bacon?

Invisible_Fly said...

Ouch, surprise glomped... Hi Skyril, I missed you too...

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

I think we've chatted once or twice, but time zones are evil.

Guys.
It's Four GODDAMNED Thirty.
Imma go to sleep now.

*delivers academic lecture on BBQ before leaving*

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

Lego, we don't have grits.

lego said...

bye naill!! *worm hug*

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Awww, farewell, Niall!!
~hugs~
~takes notes from the lecture on BBQ~
~waves madly~
Hope to see you tomorrow! :]

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

LOL, Fly :P

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I think you're going to have to get used to glomps around here :P

Blood Butterflies said...

Masquerade (final)


Butterflies collapsed in a crumpled heap, her wings fading fast. Two holes in her shirt were left smoking, but her skin was unblemished. Olivia and Oliver came running over. Olivia turned Butterflies onto her back. Her face was charred and ashy. Her breathing was shallow. “Butterflies,” Olivia whispered. “Tell me something. You’re not dead right?”

Butterflies opened her eyes and smiled. “Of course I’m dead. I’m a vampire. And,” she added, wagging a finger in Olivia’s face, “you can’t kill what’s already-”she started coughing violently.

“There, there, take it easy.” Olivia patted her back gently. Peginteferon gasped as he came running up the hill.

“How is she?” Peginteferon gasped.

“We need to get her to that doctor. Kenspeckle. Stop time and rush her there.”

Blueness spread over their vision as Peginteferon scooped Butterflies up and ran.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

@Kallista
O.o

@Legolas
YOU READ THAT STORY NOW!

Blood Butterflies said...

comment!

Invisible_Fly said...

Time zones are interesting...

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Pretty awesome, Butterflies!
~applauds~

Blood Butterflies said...

Aw, bye Niall!

Blood Butterflies said...

Thanks Skyril!

Blood Butterflies said...

kay. wish granted. Now all I need is an inkspiration.

lego said...

@kallista-I just read and seriously, amazing. And I'm not saying that to ward off your explosions. You had so many different aspects of a story in there, and you wrote every single one beautifully. And I love that you used people instead of their oc's. :)

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Alright. I was supposed to go to bed 45 minutes ago xD
I was planning on watching the sunrise.... Don't know if I can do that now :P
But I better go anyway!
~hugs everyone~
Farewell!
~waves madly~
Hope to see you all tomorrow!

lego said...

bye skyril!!! *hugs*

lego said...

now I've gtg too...good night!

Blood Butterflies said...

bye skyril! Watching the sunrise is a good experience.

Blood Butterflies said...

bye lego! Did you guys see the back of death bringer?

Blood Butterflies said...

hellooooo~~~

Blood Butterflies said...

I hate talking to myself.

Blood Butterflies said...

S'okay!

Blood Butterflies said...

bYE!

Blood Butterflies said...

well.

Blood Butterflies said...

lalalalala~~

Blood Butterflies said...

I shall be a noob now.

DEREK! I swear to god, you have to come to SINGAPORE. WE ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO SEE YOU! AHHHHHHHH!

Okay rant over.

Blood Butterflies said...

Friends or enemies? (part 1)--> Kal this is for you.

The dark haired girl slipped out of Butterflies’ hold and rocked a punch to Olivia’s abdomen. Her mask was a bright purple with a rose on her cheek. She cried out a victorious yell as Olivia fell to the floor, gasping. She turned to face Butterflies and got a granite fist to her cheek for being troublesome. Kallista whipped an elbow to Butterflies’ ear and yelled, “CHEESE!” Butterflies flipped backwards but never let her eyes leave Kallista. She was her target. She knew what they didn’t.

Butterflies blurred behind Kallista and grabbed her in a choker hold. Kallista wiggled, trying to throw Butterflies off, but her vampirism made it impossible. Kallista felt the choke tighten and she started struggling to breathe and swallow. Finally, she blacked out.
Butterflies let Kallista’s unconscious form drop and wiped the saliva from her sleeve. She helped Olivia to her side. Olivia coughed violently.

“Man,” she groaned. “I should have been more on guard.”

Butterflies rubbed her ear. It was more painful than she thought, especially with the girl and her peculiar rants. Just when they’d brought her in, she had yelled, “You won’t get me! I want my spinach quiche! And a cheese croissant!” Her English accent had begun to get on Butterflies nerves, and even today, it took a lot to do that.

They wanted information on the Purple Roses to collaborate with them. Even so, it would take hours of hard interrogation and torture. But they wouldn’t torture her. They needed her cooperation.

She slumped Kallista into a chair and tied her wrists and ankles with hemp rope. Kallista muttered, “Skyril?” and Butterflies knew she was about to wake up.

“Olivia.” Butterflies said in a commanding voice. “Time to start.”

Kallista came to and Butterflies walked out of the shadows. “What’s this, what’s this?” Kallista mocked, looking around her. “Is this proper treatment for the Beautiful Goddess Queen? I want my quiche Lorraine.”

“You’re not the master here,” Butterflies snarled, then backed down a little and her eyes softened. “Listen, kid, you can have your quiche after you answer our questions. No answers, no quiche.”

“Okay.” Kallista nodded, causing the unwieldy mask to slide a little. “That depends on what the questions are. Why didn’t you say this earlier? Why did you have to knock me out.”

Butterflies breathed in deeply. God, she thought. Please don’t make her annoying. “You were being a little troublesome,” Butterflies explained.

Kallista inclined her head. “I was?”

Sighing, Butterflies dragged her chair over and sat down as well. “Kid, what do you know about the Purple Roses?”

Kallista stiffened. “Purple Roses? Is there even a colour like that?”

Butterflies sighed again. “I’m talking about an organization, kid. You’re not a very good liar, you know.”

Kallista sagged. Butterflies pressed, “What do you know about the Purple Roses?”

“Just joined,” Kallista muttered.

Butterflies locked eyes with Olivia. “Where’s their headquarters? We need to make contact with them.”

Kallista looked up. “Then why can’t I just relay a message?”

“Top-secret.” Came Olivia’s voice.

Kallista looked down at her shoes again. Butterflies reached forward and pulled off the purple mask. “Hey!” Kallista protested. “HEY! Wait! No!” Kallista’s hands were tied, so she tried to snap it back with her teeth. Butterflies pulled it further and further away and Kallista leant more and more forward and then she fell onto her chin.

Butterflies raised an eyebrow. “Oopsie.”

She glanced at Olivia and Olivia frowned. Butterflies twitched her finger and put Kallista back upright.

Olivia walked forward and put her cold hand on Kallista’s forehead and read her thoughts. Her eyes swished from an amused pink to an alarming yellow and finally a blood red. “Butterflies…” she whispered. “The Purple Roses are here.”

nights.raven said...

hey everyone

Blood Butterflies said...

Friends or enemies? (part 2)

Just then, someone kicked the door open and yelled, “GET THEM!”

Butterflies stood up immediately and snarled, shadows flaring in her hands. Olivia’s shadows writhed with Butterflies’ intense death, and they vied to get out of her hands. The infiltrators were in purple masks and had seemingly harmless watches around their wrists. Each of them held a hunting knife and a revolver. The girl in front whipped her revolver out and fired three times. Two times the bullets cracked off concrete and the third time, it buried itself into Olivia’s side. Olivia gasped and flew backwards. “OLIVIA!” Butterflies yelled, sprinting to her side. Olivia was badly wounded and was bleeding profusely. Butterflies gritted her teeth against her building rage. It was okay to break in on them, but to shoot her friend? Butterflies ripped her coat off and touched her shoulder’s black butterfly tattoo. It glowed brilliantly black and wings tore out of Butterflies’ shoulderblades. They smoked and were ragged butterfly wings, with the skin and flesh hanging from the frame. She looked up, glowing darkness pouring from her eyes, and said, “You’re gonna pay.”

Blood Butterflies said...

Oh, yay! I can start with dedications!

I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

Blood Butterflies said...

I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

Blood Butterflies said...

I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

Blood Butterflies said...

I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

Blood Butterflies said...

I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

Blood Butterflies said...

I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

Blood Butterflies said...

I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

Blood Butterflies said...

I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

Blood Butterflies said...

I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

Blood Butterflies said...

This would be a lot more fun if there was competition.
I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

Blood Butterflies said...

I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

Blood Butterflies said...

I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

nights.raven said...

I dedicate this page to all my awesome friends on the blog! Keep being awesome everyone!

Blood Butterflies said...

Is this fetish for first of page normal?
I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

Blood Butterflies said...

I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

Blood Butterflies said...

I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

Blood Butterflies said...

I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

Blood Butterflies said...

I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

Blood Butterflies said...

I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

nights.raven said...

i dedicate this page to all my awesome friends on the blog! Keep being awesome everyone!

Blood Butterflies said...

I hereby dedicate this page to my awesome friends on the blog as well as Derek's awesomeness! I love you all, and the funny, quirky things you guys get up to, as well as your faults, because they make you guys all special.

Blood Butterflies said...

aw you won raven! HI! *glomps*

nights.raven said...

Hi *hugs*

Blood Butterflies said...

I hate missing everyone, but I have to go for lunch. *scowls* Stay on the blogs, I'll be back in 5 minutes, I promise.

nights.raven said...

ok, ill be here :) enjoy lunch

Blood Butterflies said...

BACK!

Blood Butterflies said...

hooo..... four minutes..... record timing!

nights.raven said...

Wb

Blood Butterflies said...

read the story above --> before the dedications.

nights.raven said...

gonna read it now

Blood Butterflies said...

My friend is sleeping in front of me.... just looked at her... and realized her eyes were open. God.


Actually my younger brother does that too. And it only shows the whites. And he sits up in the middle of the night. When he sits up, I will wake up and I'll see his eyes and I'll try to scream, then I'd realize he's sleeping.


-.-

nights.raven said...

very awesome story, buttterflies

nights.raven said...

and lol

Blood Butterflies said...

:] I felt so mean after making Kal fall. But a story's a story.

Blood Butterflies said...

waddya doing? I'm gaming now so I might be a bit distant

nights.raven said...

im on youtube listening to music

Blood Butterflies said...

Hey I afk now

Blood Butterflies said...

BACK :] but have oral, so I'm not sure whether I can stay long

nights.raven said...

wb

Blood Butterflies said...

Nevermind. I have to go now. I'm sorry.

nights.raven said...

its ok, bye butterflies
it was nice talking to you

Blood Butterflies said...

bye

nights.raven said...

bye

Mercy said...

dammit this is what i get for living on the wrong side of australia! XD missed you last time, derek, but if you're coming to Aus. again anytime in the forseeable future (before darquesse gets us all XD)i'll be there!

nights.raven said...

anyone on?

Jackskin said...

hi everyone or just RAVE olla

Jackskin said...

ahhh god damn it why do I always miss everyone *pulls hair out in frustration*

Jackskin said...

oh well I've got some things to do so I'll be back on muck later and in a few minutes

blubber2000 said...

mr landy suprmeme master of all things great PLEASE POST AGAINN!!!!!

nights.raven said...

hi jack

Anonymous said...

Helllloooooooooo?

nights.raven said...

hi sadhbh, how r u?

Anonymous said...

SOMEONE! YAY! RAVEN! hi! *glomps* how are ya?

Oh, im grand thanks :D you?

nights.raven said...

hi *hugs* im fine, thx :) np

Anonymous said...

So... Any craic?

nights.raven said...

craic?

Anonymous said...

Irish yok

Fun = Craic

So any craic, means like, sup basically:P

nights.raven said...

ah, cool
nm here, u?

Anonymous said...

ah, nothing much.... Were meaant to be probaly washing my dog today.. (in other words, hes not going for a swim in a lake, were gonna like.. soap him, and shampooo hm and stuff...)

Dragona Pine said...

Morning.

nights.raven said...

lol sadhbh
hi dragona

Anonymous said...

Hi DRagona... do ii need to say hi since i already said hi on the chat/..?

BRb

nights.raven said...

its quiet...

nights.raven said...

anyone on?

nights.raven said...

i gtg, ill be back in an hour, and if im not ill be on later sometime, bye all, and anyone who comes on srry i missed u

Evangeline Crow 1 said...

Hey everyone how ya'll all doing. Had to create a knew account as it seems my old one refuses to play nice and let me use it

Evangeline Crow 1 said...

*new

lego said...

hi anyone who's here!

nights.raven said...

hey everyone

Quinnera Elviana: 5th Seat of the Council of the Lost Ones said...

Hey folks!

Quinnera Elviana: 5th Seat of the Council of the Lost Ones said...

OH GREAT GOLDEN GOD OF SHEER AWESOMENESS!

Why oh why would you put signings during my school time? Do you hate me? Of course you don't. I'm unhateable. But seriously, WHY? I can't miss school, oh amazing Mr Landy. Education is important.

However, Bryony and I could arrive at one of your 3:30pm signings at around 5:30pm- ie. Two hours later. And we wouldn't miss any education time. I feel that this would be the most suitable way of doing things, don't you? Of course you do.

So, Mr Derek Sir, do you think you'd still be around after two hours? PLEASE? *grins*

If you will, I will protect you from the evil blue flying penguins that come from Kawaka land. They're scary. Trust me.

May the force of the llama's be with you!

Yours sincerely, gratefully, thankfully, nonchalantly, metaphysically, aromatically, pamplemoussely, fredwardly and psychotically,
Quinn and Bryony

nights.raven said...

its quiet...

Dragona Pine said...

http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2011/08/holiday-pics-and-seagull-failing.html


New post on my blog. Some holiday pics and a few videos of seagulls failing.

Anonymous said...

Hi!

nights.raven said...

hi sadhbh

Anonymous said...

Raven! Someone! Yay!

*glomps*

Who's on the chat?

nights.raven said...

kal, skyril, legolas, ghost, and quinn

nights.raven said...

the original ghost, not new ghost

Anonymous said...

Oh right...


*sigh* I'm on my iPod so no flash = no chat

:(

nights.raven said...

im srry u cant go on chat
i can say hi for u, if u want

Anonymous said...

Oh! Yes please! Thanks!

Would you mind saying somethin like " Sadhbh told me to say this on the blog 'Hi!! *throws out marshmallow lollipops*' "

:P

Thanks Raven *hugs* you awful good :D

nights.raven said...

np :) *hugs*

Anonymous said...

:D

Whats yer fave song?

nights.raven said...

idk, u got a pen? lol

Anonymous said...

I feel like gettin to the end of the page.. Were not even halfway yet...

Anonymous said...

Random time!!!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hiya, Sadhbh! :D
~glomps~
Good to see you!
Sorry of my replies are slow, by the way, I'm kinda doing a lot at once.

Anonymous said...

Howaya Skyril :D

*glomps*

Yeah! Same yo you!

Aw, that's fine, don't worry :D




Raven… don't think I've heard of it...

Anonymous said...

SOCKS

Anonymous said...

LOLLIOPS

Min (Thalia) said...

Hi Sadhbh!

*hugs*

nights.raven said...

hi thalia

Anonymous said...

KALLISTA!

*hugs*

Oh, I wasn't by myself, the brilliant raven was here, it's fine, but I'm glad you and Skyril are here too now :D

I'm grand thank ya, I am washing my dog soon..I think, and I'm going down to the kittens soon too:D

How are you?





How are all of ye? :D

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I'm eatin' Frosted Flakes! They're yummy!

Anonymous said...

Hi Thalia!

*hugs* how are you? :D

Anonymous said...

*dribbles* they sound yummy too!

Anonymous said...

MARSHMALLOWS

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

They are indeed, Sadhbh! Very yummy! :D
And I'm quite good, thanks!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hiya, Thalia!
~glomps~

Anonymous said...

Sure :D

I must bring the kittens into the house sometime, they'd love ye ;)

As for Skippey... I'm not sure would my parents allow a foal in the house...

My dog was just here, he says Woof!

:P

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Woof, woof, doggy!

Anonymous said...

Lol, and I say, if we still had our goat.. He'd give you a gentle puck:P


Oh! Did I tell ye?!? We might be getting a nanny goat! Or a kid goat! Or both! But it's hard to tell when my dads being serious or not…

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

That's awesome! I hope you get both! :D

Anonymous said...

I hope so tooXD :D

I'm making another OC soon, as soon as I'm on the comp, not this iPod, and its a dog sorta... I might, I'm not sure, but I'm trying to think of a really unique name...

Anonymous said...

Any ideas?

Anonymous said...

Ow

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

I just got my first first!
It was actually second, but Derek was first, so I'm counting it as a first for me.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Hmmm... I like trying to come up with names so I'll think about it. Is it a girl or boy?

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Niall!
~glomps~
Hi! And first what?

nights.raven said...

i gtg for a while, ill be on later, bye all

Niall, the Guy With a Boring Name. said...

First comment on the post Derek posted like half an hour ago. =P

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Aw, farewell, Raven!
~waves madly~
Hope to see you later! :]

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

What?? Derek posted?? xD
~runs to look~

Anonymous said...

I gotta go, I'll be on in 15 minutes, the kittens are calling!

Skyril, girl, but really tough and stubborn, butloyal to friends, an very friendly towered friends, and brave.

Oh and it can talk! ;)

nights.raven said...

hey pyro

Mar-Chu said...

Hello Bloggers!

What goes on?

Mar-Chu said...

and what is...thats...now thats just sad.

Look at that date! Look!

Sad. Just sad.

*looks around*

*decides to talk to self*

Ran two miles in cross country today. Cuz o' that I'm ravenously hungry. Ate a hot dog, some fruit, chips, now I'm eating pizza, and I'm cooking mac and cheese from a box. Anything I can get my hands on, really. Hey, hello there fishy! Your name's Fish, correct? Yeah, I'm always right. Hey, it just occured to me that- oh! Its bubbling!

...baaaaaack! Now where was I- ah, yes, It just occured to me that maybe some people are on the other post, no? Lets go look, shall we fishy?

*walks away eating pizza*

Skuttlebug Psycho said...

You better come to Longford. -sharpends sword-

Molly said...

I'm a HUGE fan of you and your books. I don't know if you remember but sometime in 2010, you visited Birmingham and me and my school came. You were really funny but unfortunately I didn't get you to sign one of the books i brought there, my friend did for me but thanks! you made fantasy books seem so real and its one of my top 3

Amelie G. said...

I'm taking my Bestfriend's little brother (Who is eleven) To swords on the 16th of September. His Mam died exactly a week ago and when his Dad said he could go with me in Spetember, he smiled for the first time in months.
Thanks Derek,
Can't wait to see you again in a couple of weeks =]
Amelie
P.S I was the strange girl who was talking to you and joseph Delany last year in Eason's Grafton street before the official signing =D Don't worry, I wouldn't expect you remember so don't feel guilty if you don't.
P.P.S This is getting Long...... Time for scotty to beam me up. Bye.

Lord Sepulchre said...

Dear mr Landy,
Do you have any idea you can share publicly about when books 4-6 will be available in the USA?

ghost writer said...

-pops head in. HEY GAIZ :)

Connor said...

-pops his head in. Hello :) oh, that post was four hours ago

Anonymous said...

hi is there any chance that you will be doing a signing in Ennis Galway Limerick i really hope that you can it would mean sooooooooooooo much

Iris Blackflower said...

Hi everyone!

Em said...

DEATH BRINGER NUMBER SIX ON AMAZON UK!! :D

Rhianimation said...

aw dude wish you could come to Australia!! Tomorrow is the start of September and I am soooo exited about getting to the book store and buying the new book I am going to be SOOOO happy when I have the whole seris sitting on my shelf!
look orward to the new book LOVE YOUR WORK <3

woahtherepetal said...

Google isn't helping with all this Bluewater London business... does anyone have a postcode/can help me find it...?

^^;

Bryan Lye said...

you have another Singapore fan here :D

i hardly read books, its so hard to find good books these days. and i simple enjoy your Skullduggery Pleasant series, that proves something! :)

hopefully you would come down to singapore, perhaps even for a holiday or something, i'm sure you would love it here!

darkillyria said...

Oh im muchly sad i can't go even though i live right next to Newcastle ( UNFAIR) but its on the same time as school.:( i have met you once before do you remember comming to cramlington junior learning village?

LissyBeeTheElementalMaster said...

does glomping class as a hug and yayayay!

Anonymous said...

DEREK GOOD SIR!

WHERE ART THESE EVENT ON THE 17TH TAKING PLACE? AND SHALL IT BE SOMEWHERE SOMEWHAT MORE NORTHERNLY THAN DUBLIN? SUCH AS BELFAST?

I'm willing to fork out 15 squids and take a choo-choo to fair Dublin but as those 15 squids are most likely my parents, they're not so thrilled.

Also as I am from Belfast, it's a 4 hour drive and missing school is not going to fly with anyone but me :/

PLEASE MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE! D:

I will bring gifts and cookies :3

-Enola Serene (yes, newbie but long time reader of the blog, my word it is confusing to comment on this thing, and I do IT GCSE too, what a waste of life that is)

roxodee said...

Come to Portsmouth PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Yay it's my birthday today !

King Of Gallifrey said...

Hello Derek, me and my friends are all huge fans of you and the skulduggery series and we live in milton Keynes!! We just missed you on the mortal coil tour and are wondering why you are not coming here this time?!?

Anonymous said...

Hi Derek!
I'm hoping to go to Stirling, Scotland to see you, and I'm so excited! Do you read stories written by fans? I want to be an author, you have inspired me, and it's like, a dream of mine for Derek Landy to read my work!

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