Oooooooh your Golden God is not feeling well.
Your Golden God is SICK, Minions. I'm not used to being sick. I NEVER get sick. And yet, here I am, sick and feeling miserable...
So why am I posting, you ask? Am I looking for sympathy? Pffft. I need NOT your sympathy. Sympathy is for the WEAK. I post, not to share my woes, but to share my joys.
Book 6 is finished.
I have emailed it to my editor and agent, and it is currently printing out for Laura, and I now have a few days to recover from my illness before I read back over it and spot where it can be improved. At the moment, it's a long one, about 10,000 words longer than Mortal Coil. Whether it'll keep that word count after the rewrite, I don't know.
But it's done.
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«Oldest ‹Older 4201 – 4323 of 4323lol, yes i'm fine!
*has a coughing fit*
just fine....
:D
oh ok then...
*eats Nyx*
lasch means quite the opposite of lush than... if you ever meet Germans, be careful with this word.^^
Hazza I'm back! Ad soaked ... I went into the river :3
What does Nyx tast like, Gepard?
ok, u can stop boasting now, Dragona...
AND PUT A DAMN SHIRT ON!
...
:D
Look up on youtube
Scouting For Girls- She's So Lovely
its one of my fav songs
Excuse me Trohyman. Remember our agreement?
Hi Nicolette!
Lol Nyx!^^
I don't WANT to put a shirt on, it's too warm :P
AHHHHHHHHHHH
WE ONLY HAVE 200 COMMENTS LEFT (roughly)
NOOOOO
eeep!!!!!!!!!!!!
get. me. out. of. here!
hey Nic! lucky thing, i wish there was a river near by me...
...i ALSO wish people would stop eating me!
(no hint or anything...)
:P
She tastes like The Natural Confectionery Company No artifial STuff Sweets
what is this agreement Dragona???
*looks out window*
*sighs*
It's cloudy here. It's ALWAYS cloudy here...
*Scrolls back down from reading above comments*
What... I come on to find a shirtless dragona and a 'sex god'... this is..... very odd... o__o
Well, about a week ago... me and Trohyman had an argument you see... it was very big-ish, and I killed him 6 times. He was eating people. So, when we appologised we made a deal that he musn't eat anyone or drink their blood.
There is a river next to here... actually two, one flowing into another. But you wouldn't want to swim in there, they are still too cold, flow pretty fast and a bit downwards drive ships, so it's kinda dangerous.
*wanders in* top o' the mornin' everyone!
*coughs up Nyx*
Run.
and i can beat your whistle Dragona. A girl slapped me acroos the bum and squeezed. It was pretty weird actually, and now i just scared myself.
LIZZY!
*glomps*
Hi~
oooh *takes a few steps away from Gepard*
Hi lizzy!
Hi Lizzy!
*throws T-Shirt at Dragona*
lucky Aquila!
and...er....hi Pandora!
it's our blog greeting 2 u!
:D
*Screams randomly*
TROPHYMAN!! YOU ATE NYX! OHMIGOODNESS!!
*Splashes hot water with salt in it on his face*
THROW HER BACK UP!!
Hey everyone~! *glomps*
*dodges the t-shirt*
I don't want one! :P
hi Lizzy!
*jumps on her head to protect herself from Gepard*
Lizzy!!!!!! *knocks her onto the ground in a hug and nearly kills her accidentally*
wow i think weve all gone insane now
Ah, I g2g. I'm going to learn how to properly handle a sword!
*fist pump*
Bye everyone!
*hugs them all in turn*
*dashes off madly*
*cocks head at Gepard*
Just wondering... are we both Felidae?
Cause I'm (sometimes) a cat... are you sometimes a cheetah?
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Thalia!
Hi Everyone!
WAITWAIT
Hi... Trophyman, Dragona, Lizzy, Aquila, Nyx, Thalia (Don't think I've met you before, greetings :D), Nicolette, Skulgirl! I hope I don't miss anyone o: There's a lotta people on.
Um... this conversation is turning rather oddly... xD
*Whistles and backs away slowly*
Bye Thalia!
*SITS DOUwn and watches the maddnes set in*
Skulgirl, i went insane 100 blogs ago...
Bye Thalia!
*throws a dress at Dragona*
....
*hides in Lizzy's hair whilst giggling hysterically*
lol Kal!
:)
*dodges dress*
I'm definatly not putting any t-shirt on now :P
*looks at Dragona and the dress*
*runs away as fast as possible*
*starts laughing as soon as he can't hear her*
*rubs her head from being glomped*
My poor little head, first it's ht by a branch now whatever you glomped me with
LoL Kallista xD
HI!
*group glomp* (It's like a group hug, but glomp style.)
My name is Gepard, Pandora. Please call me by my proper name.
gah! Nyx get out of my hair! *pushes Nyx away before running over to glomp Kallista*
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~!
I was expecting that Dragona!
*presses a button, and a chute of shirts comes raining down on Dragona*
>:D
What's your definition of too warm to put on a shirt, Dragona?
I mean. Like. Temperature-wise xD
this is pretty fun to watch
That's what you do with my mum or shell eat you alive
She's done it before ... It's dark in her stomach in gepards at least there's a light
*Dragona rolls out of the pile of shirts, still topless*
It's too warm!
*gets out HK21 and starts Blitzing the t-shirts*
Gepard it is
Sorry xD
NICOLETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
*GLOMPS 6000 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!*
*Pulls up a plastic green lawn chair next to Skulgirl*
*A tub of popcorn appears*
AHAHA!
*Eats*
*checks temperature on his watch*
Um... 12'C...
Dragona, what's blitzing?
You know that Blitz means lightning?
It's warmer down south but I don't walk round topless
And with good reason :/ *hides*
LOL, Dragona put on a shirt *ties Dragona to a chair and hold a shirt up menacingly. The shirt has my little ponies on it* don't make me us this
ARGHHH
I have to go in five minutes... my brother wants the computer -.-
Well in that way it means destroying I suppose. Since I had a HK21 probably ripping the t-shirts to shreds. It means something different in england, probably.
12°C?
And you call that too warm for a T-Shirt?
*puts on a top, a T-Shirt and a Pullover and takes a blanket*
LOL Lizzy
*muches on popcorn with Pandora as she watches dragona strugle against the restraints*
*gets glomped into a 10th hole with the 6000 glomps*
*crawls out*
Hello! Ad 12 c seriously if you think it's hot now you'll die in summer
*rofls*
12C?
that's NOTHING!
it was 28C 2day and I didn't walk around shirtless...
...ok, that came out wrong, but u get wat i mean!
Nicolette!!!!!!
Wait... what's 12'C in Farenheit?
I have no idea o_o
Gepard!!!!!
its about 53 Fahrenheit
*snaps out blades from his wrists and cuts the restraints*
NEVER!
*jumps into the shadows where no one can find him*
*points marshmallow gun at Dragona*
put...a...damn....shirt...on....
i'm not afraid to use this, i will use it...
AND I MEAN IT!
Lol my mum loves chocolates throw a Belgium chocolate at her and run and you just have enough time to lock the bathroom door score she eats you :)
*sighs* come on man, its not even that warm out *throws shirt at Dragona* be a good boy and put the shirt on
Its 12 Fahrenheit here. *hugs nicolette than watches the dramtics with skulgirl and pandora*
*grins evily*
*finds Dragona by changing to a fox and by his scent*
*changes back to human behind his back*
*paints a T-Shirt on him*
^^
Oh dang it, I just dropped my iPod and now it has a huge scar...
Oh well it adds character :)
53?!?!
That's freaking COLDDDDDDDD
It's 61 here right now, and I'm freezing. I've got a blanket wrapped around myself and everything. Don't come to the west coast either, Dragona xP
My definition of hot is 100+...
*takes out HK21*
And I'm not afraid to use this either Nyx :P
]*shoots Lizzy's thrown t-shirt in the air*
*laughs as Gepard gets soaked*
Did I meantion I went in the river? :P
DARN IT
Okay, the midgets- uh, I mean, brothers >;P- are taking over.
BYE!
*Gets dragged away from keyboard bound and gagged*
HAHA!
FOOL!
U OBVIOUSLY HAV NO IDEA WAT DAMAGE A MARSHMALLOW GUN CAN INFLICT!
.....don't shoot me....
Bye Pandora!
lol bye Pandora!
:D
*turns into Sam Willows and uses fire to heat himself dry and makes blazing fire in which he throws his shirt in.*
Hoo-rah~! *while Dragona is distracted with shooting the shirt I duck under his guard and push him over. Dragona falls to the ground and i kick the HK21 away* now, put the damn shirt on!
byeeeeeeeeeeeee Pandora!
i dont know what it is here but its nice
i dont get why you people want Dragona to put a shirt on let him do what he wants
*dances around the fire*
na na na na na
na na na na na na na
....wait, Gepard, are u shirtless now, too?!
*cocks head on Gepard-Sam*
Just admit it, you only did this to make us all attack you eith T-Shirts too, right?
*throws three T-Shirts at him, one pink, one blue and one black with birds on it*
No Lizzy.
*nods head towards his pistol that is pointing at her*
*then gestures behind him at the millions of Dragona clones are stood behind her, aiming machine guns*
are they all shirtless too???
We fight fire we fight fire we fight fire with fiiiiire! *continues to dance*
*grins*
Skulgirl, they are far to distracting as long as they are shirtless...
*gives her some T-Shirts*
... and it's fun to throw T-Shirts at them.^^
*groans at Kal*
FIDO! SMURF ARMY! ASSEMBLE!
*jumps on Fido as smurf army appears*
Attack the shirtless man!
*sighs at Nyx*
*facepalm* god you're a pain in the @$$ *slowly gets off Dragona and puts hands in the air. The clones all smile, thinking they have victory, when something darts along the line to fast to see as it knocks all the clones unconscious* Vampire army FTW~!
*comes in*
*sees stampeding Smurf army*
Um...
*dad walks into the room whilst i'm singing*
*crawls underneath the table*
*grabs her daggers from under the table and jumps out throwing daggers at Dragona clones*
WOO I <3 Violence ... as well as various other things
*stares in confusion* Wha??
Oh well.
*munches on some peanut brittle*
lol, hi Lily!
:D
*joins in with Nic's singing, whilst advancing on Dragona*
Lizzy Lizzy Lizzy... you really think a vampire army could kill them if they are clones of ME?
And guess what I am?
*clones take off armour, showing them as ninjas*
Ninjas are the way forward :P
Hi Lily and bye Kallista!
well then i gess this has turn out into an all out shirt war in that cas *chnges into military camoflouge with plack lines under her eyes with a bandana tied across her forehead loading up her shirt gun* its on
*hands Lily a dagger* attack the shirtless dragona clones with anything you want but mainly tshirts*
*continues to throw daggers that have tshirt on the tip at the dragona clones*
Bye Kal!
maybe a vamp army couldn't take u and ur clones down, but with Fido, Fido Jr, and my smurf army..
ur ninja clones dont stand a chance!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will people just leave me alone?
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to disintergrate Lizzy's vampire army, Nyx's smurf army and Nicolette's daggers before they reach his clones*
dude, no fair *give all the vampires AK47's and tear gas grenades before running up the the hills and setting up a sniper post*
Uh...okay!
BWAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *shoots shirts aimlessley into the air so they come down like rain*
Bye Kallista.
*sings as she attacks the ninjas*
I'm a ninja to! I sliped down the tree trunk and grabbed onto a branch so I wouldn't fall but then I slipped around the tree so I jumped into a bush which I then jumped out of onto the dirt track...
I don't know how it looked but I think it probably looked pretty ninja!
*cocks head at Dragona*
If you want us to leave you alone you should put a T-Shirt on...
^^
But Dragona, its so fun to mess with your head!
Byeeeeeeeeeee Kallista
Bye Kallista!
*hands Dragona some peanut brittle* EAT IT!! Pweese?
*hands smurfs PDWs and several groups RPGs*
MWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
>:)
Got to go momenterally guys! I'm heading home from my dads now...
probably be back in 10-20 mins :)
*disintergrates Nicolette*
bye the way Dragona i just think its fun to shoot things into the air and make it come down like rain
Ok Nicolette!
MINE
COME TO THE OVERFLOW EVERYONE~!
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