Hello there.
Sorry for the delay- I was hauled into hospital last week and have only just got out. I'd never been sick before, so it was a whole new and thoroughly dull/painful/annoying experience for me, one that I hope I never repeat. I'm still not recovered, so it'll be a few days before I resume normal service, but I know how much my Minions need their chatting space- so chat away...!
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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derek. do you know what book 6 cover looks like yet? i saw it on skulpedia but is it the real one? get well soon NOW.
I dont know... It's not fun but it's sometime to do I guess
Bedtime for me! Goodniiih... um. Good afternoon? to you, Nicolette. Have a lovely day!
*staggers off*
Good night Ann!! *doves back into the mountain o cloths and paper*
Ack! Paper cut
I was wondering... was the hospital in a run-down cinema or anything?
I hope you feel better soon. I'm not sure if I could handle you dying while writing the last Skulduggery Pleasant book with only a few chapters to go....Anyway. Did you have a light pink hospital gown with elephants and bunnies?
DEREK!
if you could have any kind of magic (necromancy, elemental, adept......) what would it be?
grrrrrr
i forgot what i was gonna write
Good Night everyone!
i'm going to read the rest of my Skulduggery Pleasant book then i'm gonna go to sleep!
(i've read every book so far 7 times each!!!)
It's done!!! And now I have earned enough money to buy dragon age 2! ... But when can I get into town to but it?
Hi Nicolette!
If the Derek is Gordon in real life prophecy is true then your going to die seven words into the twenty-fifth sentence of the final chapter of SP 9!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaffa!! *glomps her over the head with her giant inflatable hammer*
What! Nooooooo!
Get well soon Golden God :)
I was just wondering wether you remember me? Last year (6th September 2010, you did a signing for Mortal Coil... And a boy in a bright purple T-Shirt (which you said you liked, actually) gave you a picture of Skulduggery from the back of the first book... And I was wondering if you still have it?
Thanks :)
GET WELL SOON! That is an order!
*sobs*
Don't die Golden God!
Get well soon!
Aha! But Derek will live on in an echo stone so that's ok! YAY!
Well hopefully the last chapter will just be a closer thing you know with sunshine bunnies and rainbows where everyone lived happily ever after?
LOL I doubt it.
Hi Octa!
*glomps Nicolette*
How are ya?
I saw Derek at a signing and said his drawing of skulduggery looked very much like a mushroom so then he shot me daggers and I smiled and said a super cool awesome mushroom!
Hey Jaffa and Nicolette!
*glomps*
I'm good.
brb lunch
I'm good Jaffa! Just resting before lunch ... I have been cleaning all morning and now I'm covered in dust and have a paper cut :/
:/ I hate cleaning
Now, Nicolette, what have I been hearing about you getting married? ;)
Hmm I just tapped the top of my xbox with my toe and it turned on...
Continues to do it.... Lol this I strangely amusing
You have been hearing I'm getting married *smiles innocently*
So? What's the goss?
Goss? *grabs her dictionary*
Goss goss goss...
Oh it informal for gossip... Silly me :P
Stop procrastinating and TELL ME! Lol
I wonder how many pages to oxford dictionary has
1708... I feel sorry for the poor souls who where chosen to write this
*continues to procrastinate*
What is procrastinating?
Nicolette.
*pulls out dart gun and points it at her*
Don't make me use this
Ah there it is delay or post pone action ... :)
*smiles at the dart gun*
Hey little guy what's your name? *strokes it*
Necrophobia extreme or irrational fear of death or dead bodies...
I feel sorry for them they have no choice but to face their fears sooner or later
*fires a dart filled with truth syrum into Nicolettes arm*
Stop procrastinating and tell me what's going on :P
Ahhh!! *runs around in circles*
Octa can tell you...
When I was 3 I covered my mum in chocolate spread
*clamps hand over mouth as she randomly blurts out true facts*
Lol Nicolette, bu tell me, are you getting married?
Yes I am
She's getting married to Gepard and nothing else has been decided yet as far as I know.
No date or anything :(
Or cake.
*screams*
when did this happen? And how?
I like cake ... Especially cheese cake
How about you Octa? Anything exciting happening?
Yesterday, I said I had a mischievous plan after someone mention blog weddings and .... I forgot! Off to the overflow!
overflow blog
http://dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com/2011/04/overflow-nineteen.html?commentPage=9
He asked a cat to marry him but it didn't work out... *comforts a grieving munchers with fish*
Well I proposed to Thalia's profile picture a cat named Munchers but we broke up this morning.
Oh dear, sorry Octa. Brb, going to look at overflow
And Kallista and Tristessa were upset about Munchers.
Oh and I had a group of admirers staring at me
(Kallista,Tristessa,Aquila and Thalia I think)
WTF? that is this? Lizzy is up before noon? o.O the world must be coming to an end!
Wow Nicolette. Why did he propose all of a sudden?
Lizzy! Hi! I was forced to get up before noon :( I was NOT impressed
Whats all this then?
*runs screaming to Lizzy's secret bunker*
The end is nigh!
? Alex? Is it you? At this time? ?
??????
*pokes*
Hey Jaffa! *glomps* getting up before noon sucks, the only reason i'm up is because my dad offered the computer as a bribe
Alex! Hi!
ALEX~! *flying ninja glomps* how are you?!
Oh Lizzy
I was reading through the overflow and you said I was in some serious sh**
Why?
*sweet smile* no reason~
Are you angry at me or what?
Me? no...
*gets some popcorn wondering what's going on between Lizzy and Octa*
Oh - hospital. Too bad for you, Derek. Hope you're feeling better and it's nothing too serious!
Lizzy the lovely un-dead vampire writer said...
Yes, but he was going on about how Rosella thought he was hers. I have a feeling the next time Octa's on some serious sh** is going down
???? Confuzzled.
If you're not angry with me then Rosella?
It's not ME, its someone completely different
Alex?
*Goes on an alex hunt*
Yes it is me MWUAHAHAHAH!!!
I know it's not you.
Rosella is angry with me I meant?
Kallista?
Munchers? :D
YAY~! *glomps Alex again* where have you been? we've missed you!
Well that hunt was no fun :)
How are you Alex?
Haha ive been busy unfortunately, as to how i am, not so good im afraid, i posted a little thing, just writing down how i felt a few minutes ago if you want to have a look...
But how about all of you!?
Yup, you got it, second on the list
*wonders if Octa is obsessing over nothing*
*wonders why Octa is refering to himself in the third person*
I'm ok I guess, could be better but I'll survive.
What's the link to your blog Alex?
I read the poem Alex, its very good but are you feeling alright?
As for me, not much is new. Life, work, Karate, diets, stress, fanfic... :P the works
Whys kallista angry at octa? I might have to have a talk to her tomorrow...Unless you want to talk on messenger lizzy?
Hmm...
Yes I see now.
I did wonder about it.
Ahh my blog is at, alexzz-stories.blogspot.com
and sorry if i leave suddenly or respond slowly, im kindof preoccupied...
messenger? do you mean the blog messenger system?
Noo...i meant like hotmail..
Or email could work...
I don't have a hotmail :/ email i do have
Just remember though that poetry is fiction :D
It was something I said at the end of the previous page
This poetry is expression not fiction, nice try octa ;)
If you ever need to talk Alex, I'm here. just leave me a message on m blog and I'll email you :)
g2g now
*looks at giant pile of work*
Nothing new there.
Byee octa, and thankyou jaffa, i am fine, just stressed and a little depressed :P
ditto for me, if y'all need some sage-like wisdom then talk to me
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Octa!
(I'm really gone but
*sighs*
I knew someone would pick up on that
*eats the expression*
eh? *hands Octa mustard to go with the expression*
Haha lizzy im usually the one helping people out, with sage-like wisdom as you so nicely put it :) But when it comes to myself, i along with everyone else, are clueless :P
Bye Octa!
Lol Alex. I seem to give everyone advice but when it comes to myself, I have no clue how to help :P
I'm clueless 24/7/365 but i know how stuff works. does that make sense? i know that certain things work and others don't, but i don't know why they do or don't work
I just barked at myself and I have no clue why ó.o that's weird even for me
...barked...? how odd...
Yeah, that's what I thought Lizzy :/
Hi all!
Hey Aquila!
Barked at yourself? I sometimes bark and growl at cats and squirrels but thats it...
I finished learning chemistry... which means that I now know exactly what I don't know.^^
I never bark... but I sometimes purr... ^^
Mine!
... Aquila! I would shout hey but I have just confused myself
Awwww... poor confused Nicolette...
*pets*
:P
^^
Hi Aquila! How are you?
oooo, new page ^^
I'm fine, thanks. And how are you?
I have never purred, but sometimes mum makes me hiss at ats when they come in the garden ... She doesn't like cats but I do
*remembers the time she ran out to a garden of really meandog to save kitty*
Aww kitted my friends cat and he's sooo adorable but their dogs kept pouncing on him and biting him so I tab and brought him in so I could cuddle him an get him away from them .... However I got bite by their silly dog!
I'm ok thanks. Apart from barking which I'm still confused about
Wooow...0.0
Look at this:
http://de.eurosport.yahoo.com/14042011/73/buntes-ueberhaupt-mensch.html
(the video)
I can't look at it :/
*frowns in confusment as Aquila pets her*
What was I doing?
Not?
Maybe I'll find the video on youtube...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGf2ZdCbdxs
Not exactly the same, but... close enough.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN4B64FexU8&feature=related
That's the first one. :)
OMG~ how do you do that sort of thing and STOP? it seams like you would just keep going and going and going
O.O wow....
It's just crazy, isn't it?
hi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGf2ZdCbdxs
Oh my Jesus! That was cool!
hi guys?
Hi Jaguar!
Hi Jaguar
YAY
Hey Jaguar! i don't think we've met...
so watcha doin?
um, neither do I.
Well we have now, anyway.
Woah that link is cool Aquila!
Watching a guy doing things I never thought were possible... and you?^^
Hi jaguar!!!
hi nicolette! hi Jaffa! Hi Aquila! Hi Lizzy! LOL!
I wish kallista was online..
YAY!
Hang on- INSPIRATION FOR DEVIANTART.
brb
Me too Alex, she sent me an email saying she was sorry for something i don't even remember and i want to talk to her about it
Check out this lnk:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGf2ZdCbdxs
It looks like sooo much fun!
It LOOKS like fun... but I can't even do a hamdstand, so...
But some boys in my PE group can do such flips... although just one at a time.^^
I once almost got mauled by a guy doing one of those flips
One of the boys in my class can do backflips and the moonwalk :P
Hmm... I think my best friends been saying mean things about me behind my back...
How did he almost maul you Lizzy?
LOl, one of the guys in my Karate class THINKS he can moon walk, but its really rather fail
He was about to do the flip and i didn't know and i was walking behind him
How much of a fail? I have seen some pretty hilarious failed moon walk attempts
This is insane!
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=ytyjs-e27T8
I'm going to work on fanfic now, brb
I'm sorry but I can't watch all these videos .. I can't copy and paste the links on my iPod so I have to write them by going back and forth
Can't watch this one...
Yeah you can nicolette. You hold your finger on a word for a while and you can select the sentence and copy and paste :P
Oh thanks Jaffa! Thi will save me slot of time!
That's ok Nicolette! :P
Jaffa that is insane!!!
I know!
Naaaw my baby sister just offered me a snap a jack and said 'I love you'
It should be illegal for her to be so cute
okay. inspiration didn't work AT ALL. What now?
What are you trying to do Jaguar?
Did you watch the links above, Jaguar?
random pic. In fact, I'm wondering how to do a sprite but my friend can't tell me as she's not online. Or, she might be too busy listening to that damn bagel song. |:(
Yeah what are you tryin to do?
Nice story thingy on your blog Jaguar :)
look, I'm not watching the links because guys doing flips DOES NOT INTEREST ME!
oh, thx jaffa. I might actually do more nao.
I have a nice picture with something like this...
do you want me to post it?
Sure Aquila!
Added it to the "Mainly red" post...
hope this'll be of help, Jaguar.^^
Cool Aquila!
The caves the "Feengrotte". You can see some fotos of it when you google for it...
:)
mainly red?
what?
feengrotte?
WHA?
Aquila, I think you mean photos not fotos :P
confusation
On my blog, Jaguar. The post from 10. April.
Guess so, Jaffa... it's just that the German way to write it changed from photo to foto, so I'm sometimes a bit confused about it. ^^
Feengrotte means fairys grotto.
Thats ok Aquila, just trying to help you get it write for next time :P I want to learn german, my mum said she might teach me :)
So your mum speaks German?
I don't see it.
tell you what, a link might help.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Q7sbTuCKfI0/Tab4ZDbg6LI/AAAAAAAAAFc/W1tA4MVlyI4/s1600/divers+002.jpg
Try this one, Jaguar.
HALP MUCH
okay...
My mum did a German exchange when she was a teenager and she's still in contact with the girl she stayed with so usually when we go to England we visit Germany for a few days to say hi :)
Found a nice pic of the actual cave:
http://www.plauescher-grund.de/uploads/pics/Saalfeld-Feengrotten.jpg
*facepalms*
not FAIRY sprite, SCRATCH sprite! (sort of)
nice pic though.
*_*
O.o
Cool! Which part of Germany does she live in?
CONFUSATION FOR MILES AND MILES
May I help you, Jaguar?
What exactly are you confused about?
Hope You Get Better Soon!!!
What it's not like I say Golden God ALL the time!
Um, its at the tip of my tongue I just can't remember how to pronounce it, I'll send you a message when I remember. Where a bouts are you Aquila?
Baden-Württemberg = south-west of Germany.
I need to know how to do a human scratch sprite. not fairy sprite.
Cool. It's really annoying me now cause it's at the tip of my tongue but it's all scrambled up!
...
I already needed a dictionary to realize that aou weren't talking about a soft-drink
...
I now human and scratch... but human scratch sprite??
*know
*you
Lol Aquila, it took me a minute to realize what you meant by soft drink! Lol
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