Hello there.
Sorry for the delay- I was hauled into hospital last week and have only just got out. I'd never been sick before, so it was a whole new and thoroughly dull/painful/annoying experience for me, one that I hope I never repeat. I'm still not recovered, so it'll be a few days before I resume normal service, but I know how much my Minions need their chatting space- so chat away...!
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- Derek Landy
- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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Ha Ha
My chicken
*eats chicken slowly*
NNOOO CHICKEN *does healing spell and chicken comes to life in Scarlets mouth then it fly's away*
*dodges the paint balls*
HA!!!!!!!!!!!
I gtg and do the washing up :( I might be back later
BY!
Bye Jaffa!
hey look walking Roast Chicken
*chases the Roast Chicken*
C YA JAFFA
*hugs her before she leaves*
YAY!!!!!!!!!
I'm on holidays NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chicken flies to place where the humans don't eat chickens chickens there stare at it for a moment then start pecking at it until it's reduced to crumbs*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my Roasted Chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*the chickens turn to Scarlet there carnivorous side awakened by the taste of flesh*
*brings out knife and fork and licks lips*
mmmmmmmm...........
chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyy me buddies
heya ;)
*also brings a deep fryer*
deep fried chicken
YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yay chicken can i have some
Hi Amelie! Who do you think will win? Scarlet, or the chickens of doom?
HI isabella and amelie
scarlet cuz i will eat the chickens of doom cuz i fgeel like chicken and i had a bad day so i need to kill some thing
Hi Isabella!
who is isabella
*takes a chicken and puts it in the deep fryer*
Who wants freshly DEEP FRIED CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs over and takes ALL the chickens and eats them*
meeeeeeee
HEY I WAS GONNA deep fry them
now you've eaten them all
:-( Poor chickens. :b
*cooked chickens i mean*
*chucks deep fried chicken to amelie*
Delicious CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK lets hav a feast
Who wants Barbecued RIBS!!!!!!!!!
Delicious Barbecued RIBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*eats apple*
An apple!!
r u vegetarian???????
*starts eating barbecued ribs which sticks to face*
Yep! :)
*gives Scarlet something to wipe her face with*
OH
OK
*gets cookie jar and stuffs face with cookies*
want one leona
choc chip! Cookies
I'm playing Pokemon Blue! The grass look like ducks. :P
Cookies! :D *stuffs face with cookies*
Pokemon blue!!!
I hav pokemon yellow and red
but i dont play them cause i dont hav a gameboy or DS
and i also hav pokemon diamond
:D XD :P :) :S :I :(
HA! LOL
Cool! Um.. How did you end up with 3 games you can't play?
well i used to hav a gameboy when i was little and i got pokemon diamond from my friend cause she didnt want it
q: (: S: I: ): XD LOL
XD LOL
where did everyone else GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)
I don't know
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O.o I didn't think it would let me do that.
Are you guys STILL here?
HEY i just found out
Nicolette and Gepard r getting Married
Congrts to Nicolette and Gepard
When did that happen?
So are Octaboona and Munchers! If that was her name.. something like that.
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Oh, I forgot about that! Congratulations Nicolette, Gepard, Octa and Munchers!
Hi Jaffa! Hi Mom!
oh yeah
Octa and Munchers too!!!
Congrats to them too
i can be one of Nicolette's brides maids
Or maybe Munchers
Hi Ann!
When did all this happen?
Gtg BYe,
Hi Jaffa and Ann
*holds up sign*
"Will Get Married for CAKE"
*waits for proposal*
Bye Jaffa
I don't know much about weddings, and absolutely nothing about blog weddings.
LOL
Ann your already married
Bye Jaffa! And I think it happened towards the end of overflow 19.
Bye Jaffa!
I want cake! Hey Mom, will you marry me? Can we have ice cream too?
That's ok. My husband likes cake, too. :-D
I WANT ICE CREAM
ICE CREAM IN CAKEY CAKE ICE CREAM IN CAKEY CAKE ICE CREAMY CAKE DO THE ICE CREAMY CAKE
ICE CREAMY CAKE DO THE ICE CREAMY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O.o ....Leona, I think we need to have a little talk. Privately, please.
But you can totally be flower girl if you want. Flower girls rate cake!
FLOWERS AREN'T CAKE AND I DON'T WANT TO RATE CAKE I WANT TO HAVE ATE CAKE
:b
Now look what you've done. You scared away Scarlet! Aw.
I have to go. Have fun singing about ice cream to yourself. XD
Scarlet! Will you give me cake?
Ice cream cake 4ever!
ICE CREAMY CAKE DO THE ICE CREAMY CAKE ICE CREAMY CAKE DO THE ICE CREAMY CAKE ICE CREAMY CAKE DO THE ICE CREAMY CAKE ICE CREAMY CAKE DO THE ICE CREAMY CAKE ICE CREAMY CAKE DO THE ICE CREAMY CAKE ICE CREAMY CAKE DO THE ICE CREAMY CAKE ICE CREAMY CAKE DO THE ICE CREAMY CAKE ICE CREAMY CAKE DO THE ICE CREAMY CAKE ICE CREAMY CAKE DO THE ICE CREAMY CAKE ICE CREAMY CAKE DO THE ICE CREAMY CAKE
Scarlet?
NO IZ ALONE AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i'm bak
CAKE!! Yaaay!! Thank you Scarlet!
your not alone LEONA
PUT YOURSELF TOGETHER GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh.... So does that mean you weren't agreeing to give me cake?
;-) I'm fine, as long as you give me cake. >:-D
wat CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want CAKE!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cake drops from the sky and onto the table!
CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want cake too!!!!!!!!!!
Marry me?
Yeay cake! *stuffs face*
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAKE
*brings out plate and spoon and eats CAKE carefully*
where r your manners Leona
them MORE CAKES drop from the sky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS RAINING CAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*plunges into the pile of CAKES!*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................................
CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sticks face into chocolate cake*
They left earlier when we were stuffing our faces with cookies and they say they aren't coming back. :b
Ice cream cake!!!
who said they arent comin bak????????????
My manners. :P
oh
*talks while eating*
my manners left me too
'chokes' on CAKE!
Ak no! *dives into cakes to save Scarlet*
AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm dying!!!!
*chokes on more CAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Ahh, finally made it. *collapses*
*pulls Scarlet up to surface and unchokes her*
*takes in deep breathes*
*then spews up CAKE*
Yuck.
LOL XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD :D XP
starts to rain kittens and puppys!!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kittens and Puppys
XD :D XD :D XD :D XD :D XP
Yay, kitties!!!! Yay, puppies!!!!
YAY
1st comment
THIS IS DEDICATED TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE:
Nicolette and Gepard
Octa and Munchers
Leona,Kallista,Dragona,Amelie,Jaffa,Ann,Pyro and other friends
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay! I have a page dedicated to me!
XD
gtg
Hey everyone ! I'm just on till my granddad Lear he spent like me
I really hope you feel better soon Derek! It was really nice of you to think of us when your so Ill yourself but now I suggest you go take a long well deserved rest!
And aw page dedication! Never had one before :)
609th!
Yeah!
*leaves *doesn't
*mumbles harsh word about her ipod*
I love it really
610th even :D
Get well soon Derek!!!!
Ok, bye Scarlet! Hi Nicolette!
... Sorry octa! *runs and hides*
Hi Octa!
Well I can't stay long.
And Munchers and I just don't click.
I've decided that the wedding is off.
Someone tell Munchers for me.
Aww poor kitty will be heart Brocken ...
Awww. Poor Munchers. :P
What?
Is it because she was demanding too much fish? It is, isn't it?
Poor Munchers. :-(
Tristessa however , not so much :)
LOL Ann wrote "Poor Munchers. :-(" and I wrote "Poor Munchers. :P"
LOL
Hi Mom!
Jinx! Make a wish *wides her grandad won't kill her as she's dragged downstairs*
Gtg for now guys! See ya later!
Bye Nicolette!
Laters, Nicolette!
Oh he just left! Thank god!
Aw my baby sister just sneaked up behind me and said in a low voice 'look behind you' so I did and did a mock scream as she tickled me and tab off giggiling ...
Awwwww
Ok must have breakfast....
:-D How old is she?
She's 2 :)
Derek? Hospital?
It just doesn't make SENSE!!!
Sorry just had my breakfast and now I'm tidying the kitchen, inane done the big jobs like sides an dish washer now I just need to do the floors and sort the clutter out :3
Hi Nic!
*glomps her*
who's getting married? I've heard whispers...
Octa was going to marry munchers the cat but not any more Abd im gettin married to Gepard :)
Now must finish off kitchen I'll talk when I'm done :)
Gepard and Nicolette will get married. :)
And hi, btw.^^
*epic scream*
OMG! CONGRATS!
*squeezes her 999999999999 times*
:D
Hi Aquila!
*glomps her*
:D
...awww, poor Munchers!
i guess it was not to be...
Hi.^^
I can only be one for about an hour...
then I'll have to learn for chemistry. -.-
*on
Oh, before I forget it:
I hope you'll feel better, soon, Mr.Landy. :)
ok!
*continues writing fanfic*
I finally had an idea! :)
YAY!
*starts writing fanfic*
almost.....finished!
:P
Nearly done... *turns blue*. Thanks nyx... :) *staggers around the kitchen*
Good thing it's a big kitchen
*cocks head at blue Nicolette*
Doesn't seem healthy...
*helps her with the kitchen*
:D
I can't stop smiling!
*hugs Nicolette until her face turns purple*
oh....while I love purple, i think i should stop hugging you...
*reluctantly lets go*
:)
*cocks head at Nicolette*
...
...
Any wishs for a wedding gift?
*gasps for air and falls over*
*stays on ground until she can breath normally again*
If you want me to be purple how about I wear face paint?
Thanks for the ell Aquila I'm done! Unless mum wants me to do the draws...
Purple facepaint :D and maybe blue to *glances at Nyx and he nods*
*she
*help
*grins and nods until her head hurts*
:P
Erm...
You know what I did for Kallista and Dragona, giving them a part of my story?
Well, I just can't fit your wedding into my current one... well not that good. So I wondered about what to do...
... Oh so mum does want me to do the draws... I'll be back *twirled around like in the movies and ends up face planting the floor*
Ow
lol, Nic!
*helps her up, then jumps on Fido*
:)
*looks at Fido*
*grins*
*changes to cat and trys to frighten him*
0.0
*Fido rears up, leaving Nyx holding onto one of his feathers*
Aquila! How did you know Fido's afraid of cats?!
*grabs hold of Fido Jr before he falls off*
*meows happily*
*follows Fido, slightly ducked*
*Fido recognizes Aquila being on the hunt*
Hey!
*meows a hi to Jaffa*
*continues hunting Fido*
JAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*glomps her and looks back at Nic*
Does she know? Does she know?!
*pats Aquila*
hi!
*hops back on Fido, whistling casually*
:)
*wonders, too, if Jaffa knows about it*
NYX! SAVE ME! My friends making me see the Justin Beaver movie tomorrow! :o
Would me knowing something have anything to do with a wedding?
lol Jaffa!
*pats her shoulder*
mine did too, you know wat? It's HILARIOUS!!!!
:D
just spend the whole time laughing, and you'll be ok!
Hehe Nyx, I'm gonna see if there's any obsessed fangirl there and then annoy them by dissing Justin Beaver :P
lol, good 4 u Jaffa!
My friends and i were waiting 4 it, and we decided to start an awkward conversation with the girls next to us. We started with:
"Do you like cheese?" and saw where that got us. Which was, uh, not very far...
:P
LOL, just realised u were calling him Justin Beaver!
XD
But of course Nyx!
Bieber is actually German for beaver...^^
I suggest everyone checks out mylifeisaverage.com
If you're like me, then you'll love it
Lol Aquila! That is totally awesome!
And Depp means pretty much the same as idiot... poor Johnny.^^
lol, he was on a show, and they told him that and he said:
"German? I'm sorry, what is that?"
or SOMETHING like that....
:D
*grins*
He's American, right? Talking about stereotypes...^^
awww....but Johnny Depp is AWESOME and FUNNY!
*counts down the time until Pirates and the Caribbean 4 starts*
*joins Nyx*
I know, but it's still kinda funny.^^
Lol Nyx! See, this is why I don't like him, he is also a spoilt brat. If you don't like Justin Beaver check out the link above.
Brb, my dinners ready :)
srry, have to go!
*glomps everyone*
BYE!!!!
:D
Bye you two!
*leaves, too*
I'm Back!
Aww, BYE!
Anyone else there?
*staggers in and falls over*
Jesus the amount of junk In those draws! *collapses*
*claws her way up to her bedroom*
Must sort wardrobe out!...
I don't want to do any thing for a whole now *lies on her bean bag*
Jaffa you still here?
No... Oh then I guess I'll have to crack on *opens wardrobe and a mountain of books clothes and papers fall out*
Fun...
Hello! I have about 5 minutes. Still there?
*emerges from a mountain of clothes and paper*
Yes, yes I am :)
Hello! *shovels clothes and paper back into closet* Mess? what mess?
Hehehe I wish that were the case mums having us blitz everything and that wardrobe is the only thing left for me to do
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