Thursday, July 23, 2015

UK and Ireland Tour


At last! The tour dates! I'll also be in Germany in October, but for now, these are the places I'll be appearing, and if you're lucky enough to be close, you can bring along both Demon Road AND Skulduggery Pleasant books for me to scrawl in.

AUGUST

WED 26: Waterstones, Hampstead, 7 PM talk and signing.

Tickets available in store or on www.waterstones.com/events


THUR 27: WHS Guildford, 4 PM signing.


FRI 28: Waterstones, Bluewater, 10:30 AM signing.

Waterstones, Birmingham, 7 PM talk and signing.

Tickets available in store or on www.waterstones.com/events 


SAT 29: Waterstones, Durham, 1 PM signing.

Seven Stories, Newcastle, 6 PM talk and signing.


Tickets will be available on www.sevenstories.org.uk



SUN 30: Edinburgh Festival, 1:30 PM talk and signing.



MON 31: Waterstones, York,  12 PM  signing.

Waterstones, Manchester, 6:30 PM talk and signing.

Tickets available in store or on www.waterstones.com/events 


SEPTEMBER


TUE 1: Newham Bookshop, Stratford Picture House, 4 PM signing.


THU 3: Easons, O'Connell Street, 5 PM


Watch out for ticketing information and further details on www.easons.com



FRI 4: Dubray Books, Galway, 3:00 PM signing.


SAT 5: Easons, Cork, 12 PM signing.


TUE 8: Pavillion Theatre, Dun Laoghaire, 5 PM talk and signing.


Tickets available on www.paviliontheatre.ie




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Matex Von Darkhour - Pyromancer and Black Mage said...

First, really? wow

Matex Von Darkhour - Pyromancer and Black Mage said...

Yay for me :D

Lilisea xpancake said...

So excited for demon road!! I've already got all my skulduggery pleasant books signed but I would be perfectly happy to go again for demon road :D (Not obsessed or anything...)

Lauren Regan said...

We can't wait for you to visit Seven Stories in Newcastle - tickets available here: http://www.sevenstories.org.uk/whats-on/events/122057/demon-road-with-derek-landy

Trigger Warning: Adra Cruciatus and the pathetic waste of life called Noelle said...

Hi Derek-

Hope there can be an American tour for the new book too...?

Bye!

The Black Sacrament said...

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is there anywhere I can actually make?

No.

Oh well. :P

Is it me or has the list got smaller though?

OH CRAP I SAID "NUDITY FERN" LAST NIGHT INSTEAD OF LUCIFER STUPID AUTOCORRECT

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( the causeway was cool :P going into town to try and get something for someone :P prob wont see me till 8 pm ish again )

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(I probably won't be on tonight. Browser uses too much mobile data..
That doesn't mean don't email or text..
But yeah.
*mpy yjsy smupmr vstrd*
*tryitmd yp mpy rsyomh smf jsyomh aogr*
*smf esoyomh gpt trqaord yjsy epmy vpzr*)

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( I have your email not text :P bbs )

sɹǝɥʇo sǝɯıʇǝɯos puɐ 'uoısɐɔɔo uo ˙s ɐıpıɹıʌ ıqɐɟ sɐ uʍouʞ osןɐ 'ɹǝʞsɐʇıʇןnɯ ʇuǝɔıɟıubɐɯ ʎןןɐɔıʇsʎɯ ǝɥʇ 'ɔıʇdʎɹɔ-uɹǝʇuɐן ǝɹouısןǝ ssoɯ said...

I can't come to any of these tours, but here, Derek, have a doughnut!

🍩

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

.

sɹǝɥʇo sǝɯıʇǝɯos puɐ 'uoısɐɔɔo uo ˙s ɐıpıɹıʌ ıqɐɟ sɐ uʍouʞ osןɐ 'ɹǝʞsɐʇıʇןnɯ ʇuǝɔıɟıubɐɯ ʎןןɐɔıʇsʎɯ ǝɥʇ 'ɔıʇdʎɹɔ-uɹǝʇuɐן ǝɹouısןǝ ssoɯ said...

I second what Noelle said.

An American tour would be awesome! I know that publishers and stuff are a thing though, so I won't be mad at you personally if it can't happen. BUT STILL

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(Don't bother emailing.)

Star Butterfly said...

Ah everyone is here.

The closest place there is Edinburgh for me. Hope i can go this year.

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(Or texting.)

feraaaa32 said...

hey people :)

Inky Flame said...

(Hmmmmmmmm)

feraaaa32 said...

hey clo ^_^ *hugs*

Inky Flame said...

(*hugs* hey
I'm going to the clubhouse now to play bingo
Speak soon)

feraaaa32 said...

ok, see you soon *hugs* ^_^

The Black Sacrament said...

MASS EFFECT 3 IS DONE 64% WITH ONLY 12 HOURS REMAINING SDFJASFDJKSADJKFJASDKFLLKS THAT MEANS I CAN FINISH MASS EFFECT 1 TOMORROW BECAUSE IT'S RELATIVELY SHORT JUST A FEW SIDE MISSIONS TO DO AND THEN NOVERIA AND VIRMIRE AND ILOS AND THE CITADEL AND THAT IS ALL THEN I CAN MOVE ON TO MASS EFFECT 2 WHICH IS PERFECT AND THEN I CAN PLAY MASS EFFECT 3.

Star Butterfly said...

-faceplants the floor and groans-

feraaaa32 said...

*helps gem up and hugs her*

Star Butterfly said...

-cuddles Fera tightly-

feraaaa32 said...

*cuddles gemma*

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

*hugs Gemma*

*poofs*

*will return around 10*

@Dragona For a mini fanfic I'm writing, I need a quarian name. Any ideas?

The Black Sacrament said...

HEY FERA AND CHIONE


Coming to think of it I might NOT be able to finish Mass Effect 1 tomorrow because Noveria is hugely long and I have side missions too. :/

The Black Sacrament said...

Male or female Kas? :) QUARIANS ARE AWESOME BTW EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE THEM. :P

feraaaa32 said...

hey dragona ^_^

The Black Sacrament said...

QUARIANS ARe LIKE MY FAVOURITE RACE FROM Anything BECCAUSE I FEEL SO SORRY FOR THEM AND THEY'RE SO AWESOME AND THEY'RE LIKE QUIETLY POWERFUL AND THEIR HELMETS ARE COOL.

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

Hey, everyone. Will poof.

@Dragona Female. It's AU, but it has Saren hunt down a quarian, and using Tali seems too cheap.

Star Butterfly said...

*hugs Kas*

The Black Sacrament said...

Well, there are Quarian names available from the games like Lia'Vael from the Citadel in ME2 because she was awhh and I felt sorry for her like the Quarian slave on Illium I felt sorry for her too. :P Um but if you want another non-featuring-in-the-games-novels-or-anything-else name. And even though it's AU changing Tali's backstory wouldn't be a good idea because idk Tali.
Hm
Okay
Quarian names filtering through
Keia'Nara vas Idenna.

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( hilo spaghetti o's *hugs gemmy* we. Could go to Edinburgh together ? :P)

The Black Sacrament said...

And if you're wondering how I came to Keia'Nara vas Idenna my mental thought kind of went like this

Um
Okay
First names
There's a Quarian called Keenah'Breizh so... Let's go for Keia
Now clan
Um clans
Well
Lets pick one that's kind of insignificant because admirality and stuff complicates things
OH I KNOW I PLAYED MASS EFFECT 2 YESTERDAY VEETOR'NARA.
Right
Ship name
Hmmmmmmmmm which ship sounds cool
Neema and Rayya have been kind of already done
Qwib Qwib sounds stupid
Tonbay meh
Tesleya sounds cool so maybe
Ulnay meh
Moreh meh
IDENNA SOUNDS COOL

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

*cuddles Gemma* gotta run in a bit, see you at 10!



Or a female human. I'm not sure which angle to pursue. Maybe you can help me make sense of this.

Basically, the first contact war caused the Alliance to expand aggressively, and as their economy bloomed and technology improved significantly, their joining the Citadel races provided them with a much more favourable deal - they got to keep their ships, and demanded the disbandment of the spectres.

The story starts though, when the geth attack. And they're not here to steal a few artifacts or bring back some old gods. They spent 300 years preparing to eradicate organics. One of their tactics is to build suicide bombers who are organics, unaware of being such, who explode when in proximity of their target.

And one quarian (or human) is suspected of being one when she boards the Citadel.

Gotta run, bye!

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( bye kas :P)

Star Butterfly said...

I would love to Keiron ^.^
*hugs tightly*

The Black Sacrament said...

Since Geth run on calculation and stuff I think they'd conclude that using a Quarian might be better for a suicide bomber since suits and stuff and also it'd build on the quarian-geth problems so... yeah.
So that'd probably mean that people would think quarians would be mmore likely to be turned by the geth into suicide bombers and since people distrust quarians anyway itd build on that side of things because the rest of the galaxy is racist to the poor quarians and yeah a human might be easy to say whether they are a bomb or not because scans but a quarian's tech inside the suit might stop a scan from happening so it'd cause tension and yeah.

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( good :D it's a date :P *hugs tightly*

* runs about hotel singing 🎶. I got a golden ticket* :P)

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(*hugs people, bar some*
*looks at Soph/Draggie*
*would like to point out I've replied to both your rp's*
*leaves again*)

The Black Sacrament said...

SORRY SILENTE I'M MAKING A MASS EFFECT TRAILER RIGHT NOW ONE MOMENT

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(*she hugs Jaimie back*)

Liliana: Mmm... But you cannot buy me, because you already have me.

Isabelle: I am not stepping closer to the water.

Bethany: Then make sure that you eat it... *she pokes Silente's shoulder gently* I don't mind whether you kill or eat meat or anything because I love you. I just want you...

Lily: It is... efficient, but eating should be pleasurable, not a necessity.

Lord Gremory - (Adam) said...

(Hello peoples *waves*
I've been gone for a while but If you don't mind me asking, for Jaimie's sake, how many people here love and/or like Jaimie? I do.
You don't have to answer but it would be helpful.)

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

*waves from here* I do.

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(I do.)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Hello, Star.)

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

Hey.

I . . . don't actually know what I'm going to do at this moment in time. Hence, I may be very present or disappear.

The Black Sacrament said...

NO STAR DON'T GO. :P

Idk I think I might post this mass effect trailer I've made on my blog when I've done. :)

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Dragona: Okay! Okay! Staying! :P

May go distant, though.
(Still haven't decided what I'm doing. Waiting for my siblings to bugger off.)

I'm not sure I need to stay up late today; Cat and Lizzie are coming home, so they probably won't roleplay tonight . . . hence I can go to sleep earlier.

The Black Sacrament said...

Is that good? :)

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Dragona: I don't know, really. I mean, I like roleplaying with them, but it'll be nice to actually be able to sleep at a normal time, so idk?

. . .
I suppose on the whole it's mostly bad, but y'know, I'll enjoy the early night while it's here. :P

The Black Sacrament said...

I think I'm probably going to wake up early tomorrow so I can download ME3. :)

Star Butterfly said...

(I do :)

feraaaa32 said...

i do too :)

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Dragona: :) :)

*waves to Gemma and Fera*

feraaaa32 said...

*waves to star and burns hand* *badam-tish* XD

Blake Soul said...

(Eh, the short one is alright.)

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Fera: XD XD

Hey John. :)

feraaaa32 said...

:p

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(*doesn't like the short one*
*short one should fall in a hole and be buried alive*
*no mess that way*)

Onwa: true.

James: so you don't trust me.

So you wouldn't mind if I killed every person in this restaurant?

Manuel: Hmm. Why?

Star Butterfly said...

Awww Fera xD

Star Butterfly said...

Jaimie? D:
What's wrong?

Andviolet Queen said...

Derek if you ever came to around where I live somewhere I might actually explode(but don't worry, in the best possible explosion of excitement that doesn't actually kill me) and it would just about be the best thing that ever happened to me... Ever...

The Black Sacrament said...

That is, if my stupid sister would let me. I mean whenever she picks up her tablet or phone I get like a 50kb/s drop in download speed. :( Which is quite annoying because I only have 80 to begin with and meh. The download time goes up from like 10 hours to like 200 hours and sometimes it reduces my download speed to ZERO and I've ASKED her to stop and she won't. It's stupid and annoying and meh.

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

*likes the short one very much*
*thinks the short one is awesome*
*the world wouldn't be as good if the short one were to fall in a hole and be buried alive :(*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(*she cuddles Jaimie tightly*)

Liliana: So a dress you can buy?

Isabelle: I do trust you. I just do not want to step towards the water.

Bethany: I... I wouldn't be happy, but I wouldn't mind?

Lily: Food is nice?

Gemmy Jam Jar! said...

Yay! I'm happy! ^.^

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( *hugs gemmy jam jar*)

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(*world would be much better*
*maybe I SHOULD jump off the pier like my brother wants me to do with him*
*maybe if I go into shock from it I'll prove my point AND make earth better*)

Onwa: right. Hmm..
*surveys the dresses*

James: trust me not to let the water hurt you then.

Mmm.

Manuel: to some extent.

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

*I do not believe that*
*it's not a "eh, that might be true, but you can't prove it" don't believe it* *it's the kind of 'don't believe it' when you just know beyond all doubt that it isn't true, and to suggest anything to the contrary defies both what you believe internally and what knowledge you've gained from external observation*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Jaimie, please do not jump off of a pier. The Earth would not be better for having lost you, it would be worse.)

Liliana: Do you like any?

Isabelle: I do not trust water. I want nothing to do with it. Do not make me.

Bethany: Please eat it?

Lily: Well, I like it.

Gemmy Jam Jar! said...

Jaimie D:
*cuddles her tightly*
I love you. Please don't die...


*cuddles Keiron tightly*
Cutie ^.^

Lord Gremory - (Adam) said...

(Jaimie, no, people love you, people here love you, there is no need.

*Raises eyebrow*)

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...
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Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(*world wouldn't be worse*
*world would be one human down is all*
*world needs less humans*)

Onwa: Maybe.
*takes a red one from its rack*
*it's tight in the bodice, loose in the skirt*

James: *sighs*
Fine.
*picks his clothes up and walks quickly*

But.. I don't want to?

Manuel: Some people do.

(*leaves, because phone battery and mobile data and general unpleasantjaimieness*
*don't text unless it's urgent, its a waste of your credit*)

Gemmy Jam Jar! said...

Hey Adam!

Lord Gremory - (Adam) said...

(Hello Gemma

Hmph. Jaimie...)

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( *cuddles tightly*

Don't do anything silly jai)

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

. . .
Bye, Jaimie. :/

Lord Gremory - (Adam) said...

(*casually leaves the blog again*
Have fun everyone *waves a hand*)

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

:) Bye, Adam. Have fun.

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

Hello.

Jaimie, I care.

@Dragona it's inspired by a film. Basically, it's undetectable unless it's scanned in a lab. And with the geth attacking various planets, part of the Citadel has been converted to allow refugees to live there. But a small inconclusive scan that works most of the time is used before refugees are allowed into the refugee area.

But again, the entry scan is inconclusive. People are vary, anyone, of any race, could be one of them. Government propaganda urging civilians to look for suspicious actions is everywhere. You can be one of them without knowing it.

*hugs Gemma and Jaimie*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(No, Jaimie. The world needs more clever humans - you are one of them.)

Liliana: Do you like that?

Isabelle: *she walks with him* I am sorry.

Bethany: ... Why?

Lily: I am just worried about you getting an eating disorder or something.

Trigger Warning: Adra Cruciatus and the pathetic waste of life called Noelle said...

Today was long..
Tomorrow is my interview
And there is a kind of exhaustion which pervades me- fatigue that moves past physical dimensions and reaches into my secret soul..
It's gripping me, relentlessly, right enough to suffocate me.
Disarmed, I am taken over by sorrow and self-hatred.
I'm happy that I brought along my tools, so that I may relieve myself.
But also ashamed.

Everyone I passed today stared at my arms. It was hard to not run back to this hotel and hide, and so I forced myself to walk. It hurt, though. Many people were not even discreet, and I feel like an exhibit at a circus.

Hopefully nothing will happen while at Brown.

But I refuse to hope

Gemmy Jam Jar! said...

Night guys! ^.^
*leaves a box of hugs*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*hugs Noelle tightly* I love you, angel, and I'm sorry today was so unpleasant for you.
I will hope for you.

Trigger Warning: Adra Cruciatus and the pathetic waste of life called Noelle said...

:(

I've been called a bitch, a whore, whiny, retarded (though I don't like that word), stupid, weak, blind, ignorant, pathetic, a child, and most every insult that I can think of.

And recently, I've been thinking about how all of these are true- and how the weight of the insults bears heavily on me.
So I've been abusing myself with them,

Because once you have been bullied for long enough, you bully yourself too,

And I hurt all over/ soul. Mind. Heart. Body.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

For whatever it is worth to you, Noelle, I assure you that they are not true. You are a remarkable person, and my dearest and only friend, and I love you so much. I know you can't just make yourself better, but I want you to know that no matter what anyone else says, you are the world to me, and you do not deserve any of the pain you have been faced with.

DUGGLYN CARZAINIA THE BRANDI CARLILE OBSESSER (I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) AND WORSHIPPER OF THE GOLDEN GOD (YOU'RE SULER COOL!!!!!!) said...

*crossing figures for American tour and that my friend can go to one when they're.in Ireland*
*SUPER EXCITED D*

DUGGLYN CARZAINIA THE BRANDI CARLILE OBSESSER (I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) AND WORSHIPPER OF THE GOLDEN GOD (YOU'RE SULER COOL!!!!!!) said...

*oh shoot, I'm sorry I didn't read comments first, that seemed super mean*
*I'm so sorry Noelle*
*offers hugs to Noelle*
None of those words describe you.

I hope the interview goes well!

sɹǝɥʇo sǝɯıʇǝɯos puɐ 'uoısɐɔɔo uo ˙s ɐıpıɹıʌ ıqɐɟ sɐ uʍouʞ osןɐ 'ɹǝʞsɐʇıʇןnɯ ʇuǝɔıɟıubɐɯ ʎןןɐɔıʇsʎɯ ǝɥʇ 'ɔıʇdʎɹɔ-uɹǝʇuɐן ǝɹouısןǝ ssoɯ said...

I second what Alastair said.

You're a good person. You're intelligent, kind and beautiful.

[hugs]

Good luck on your interview.

Bee Geerling said...

Too bad there isn't one for Australia... Even just a tour of Victoria would be fine... Might have to move to England or Ireland once I move out in the next couple years :D I just want all my books signed!

Spinj The Ninja said...

Aww, I'm going to have to move to Ireland or England at some point. :P Will you be coming to Australia at some point?

Bee Geerling said...

Spinj we must form a petition!! Or just annoy the hell (hehe, hell, demons) out him so he gives in and comes to Australia!!

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Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

I've missed mornings . . . :)

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Gemmy Jam Jar! said...

Well Anne can either be together with George or just looking and not in a relationship and unmarried or married to Jack and George is their child or she just has a wandering eye

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( on the road again cannot wait till I'm on the road again :( ...

Cannot be determined... We don't know annes marital status)

Bee Geerling said...

The answer in no, if we use that as a general rule for all three of the people. If Anne is married, then Jack (who is married) is looking at another person who is married. If Anne is not married, then Anne is unmarried looking at another unmarried person (George), so either way, if it's a general rule that a married person is looking at an unmarried person, it wouldn't work.

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( got 3 pop figures for myself they're so cheap to Scotland I love it :P also got two wee things for someone special ;P)

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

@Derek: Come to America please thank you

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( hey kessie :P I felt like asking that of Glasgow :P there's a waterstones there...)

Taia, Raisin :) said...

Awesome, Derek. :)
Hope lots who want to can make it one event or another. :)
Also hope you might be able to see some of the Americans soonish. :)


"OH CRAP I SAID "NUDITY FERN" LAST NIGHT INSTEAD OF LUCIFER STUPID AUTOCORRECT"
Lmao Dragona, I did wonder when I read back. xD

(Also, general apology for vanishing suddenly whenever that night was, I got suddenly extremely dizzy and kind of just avoided anything that wasn't darkness and it was weird & a bit not good. :) )

*hugs Noelle* Best of luck for the interview.

@Jai: I was trying to prove that it was indeterminate and from my working I think I was wrong. I'm saying yes.
Taking married as M and unmarried as U, and an -> meaning 'looking at', depending on Anne's marital status, you'd get either: M->M and M->U or M->U and U->U
Whether Anne is married or not, M->U exists. Either married Jack looks at unmarried Anne, or married Anne looks at unmarried George.
So... Yes. :)
That's a really fun problem. :)

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( hey taia * hugs *)

Taia, Raisin :) said...

I like brain-teaser problems. :)

Hey Keiron! *hugs back* :)
How're you doing? Still in Ireland?

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( on way back right now :P off to Belfast to catch the ferry :P cant wait to get back tbh its been lovely and great but something better is at home other than my bed :D hehe)

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(also doing brilliantly wbu?)

Taia, Raisin :) said...

Oh, right. :) Good luck with the ferry? :S I'm glad you had a nice time, but are still looking forward to being home. That's, like, the best combination you could feel. :P / :)

Taia, Raisin :) said...

Oh, I'm grand, thanks. :)
Need to do something productive today but I'm too lazy. :P

The Black Sacrament said...

sdFJASLDFLASDFLKSDAJLFLKSDLJFLJASDJKFJKSDFKLDSL EAAAAAAAA I HATE YOU SO MUCH LIKe wHy DO YOU EVEN EXIST IF I DIDN'T LIKE MASS EFFECT SO MUCH I'D HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

So
After the Mass Effect 3 issue

MORE ISSUES

ORIGIN WOULDN'T UPDATE TODAY

SO I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING

SO I HAD TO GO TO EA HELP

WHO TOLD ME TO MANUALLY REMOVE ALL ORIGIN FILES FROM MY SYSTEM AND REDOWNLOAD IT. AND REPAIR my gAMES EVEN THOUGH MASS EFFECT 3 STILL HASN'T DOWNLOADED YET ALTHOUGH IT'S 66%.

SO I DID THAT AND IT TOOK 3 HOURS OF TALKING WITH EA HELP PEOPLE TO EVEN GET THE UPDATE TO WORK.

THEN WHEN I RETURNED TO ORIGIN AND WENT TO REPAIR MY GAME MASS EFFECT 1 WANTED ME TO DOWNLOAD 6.4GB of DATA AND MASS EFFECT 2 WANTED ME TO DOWNLOAD 10.6GB OF DATA AND I WAS LIKE WTF I'M NOT DOWNLOADING THAT CRAP SO I'VE UNINSTALLED MASS EFFECT 1 AND 2 AND I'M REINSTALLING THEM FROM THE DISC. GAHHHHHHHHH EA. LIKE WHY. JUST WHY. WHY DO YOU DESTROY EVERYTHING AND MAKE IT CRAP.



OH RIGHT ROLEPLAY


Leri: *hugs back* ... Are... Are you okay...? ... I'm sorry for... being sensitive...

Taia, Raisin :) said...

Hey, Dragona!
:( :( :( That sounds frustrating. D:
ME3 still hasn't downloaded yet? It's gotta be easier to just use a disc?? ._.

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( I've took the tablets early this time so I should be fine but thanks ... Sorry I poofed pee break with photo opportunity :P

Yeh it is good glad you came and glad to come back too :P :D I'm glad you're grand ...productive at being lazy is what I am :P

*nods at dragona* I stabbed you and performed the ritual btw )

The Black Sacrament said...

RAISIN I HAVE THE DISC BUT ORIGIN WON'T LET ME USE IT BECAUSE IT ASKS FOR ANOTHER PRODUCT CODE AND I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER ONE BECAUSE I PUT IN THE CODE FOR THE ENTIRE MASS EFFECT TRILOGY WHICH SHOULD HAVE COVERED ALL 3 GAMES BUT APPARENTLY NOT IT ONLY WORKS ON DOWNLOAD. :(


Like... Before this, I've had only 3 issues in the past several years of playing EA games in terms of technical issues. Within like three days of using Origin, I've had twelve different cases on EA Help to do with technical problems about it. Like... Steam is so much better. :( Steam is so good.

The Black Sacrament said...

WAIT I GOT STABBED WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN LIKE WHY DID I GET STABBED WAS IT SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FIRE? But fire is awesome. I like fire.

Gemmy Jam Jar! said...

That was really clever Taia ^.^
Well done for solving it.

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( I performed the ritual of the black sacrament I thought you'd do for a skeleton and body parts sooo :P and yes fire is awesome when its someone else)

The Black Sacrament said...

BUT I AM THE BLACK SACRAMENT IT CANNOT BE PERFORMED UPON ME I CAN ONLY BE PERFORMED ON OTHERS.

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( I don't see a rule book :P


*hugs gemmy jam jar* hiya on the ferry soon so 6hours...)

Gemmy Jam Jar! said...

Hey Keiron :)
6 hours 14 minutes.

The Black Sacrament said...

*throws Ethernet cable at Conductor* INTERRRNEEETTTTTT

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(*catches * it doesn't say anything about not performing on the black sacrament I checked.

Not another 14 minutes :'( )

Taia, Raisin :) said...

@Keiron: Ahh, okay. :)
*laughs* :P

@Dragona: OH YEAH SORRY I FORGOT
THAT WAS THE WHOLE PROBLEM IN THE FIRST PLACE. :(
:( Um, can you just not use origin, then, or.. ?

The Black Sacrament said...

YOU CAN'T PERFORM A DANCE ON A DANCE SO YOU CAN'T PERFORM THE BLACK SACRAMENT ON THE BLACK SACRAMENT BECAUSE I'M A NON-PHYSICAL BEING. :P


Raisin - NOPE. It makes you install it. :/

Taia, Raisin :) said...

Hi Gemma! :)
Oh my gosh thank you :P Now I feel all cleverrrrrrrrr :)

@Keiron/Dragona: XD

The Black Sacrament said...

I SWEAR TO GOD FEROS ON MASS EFFECT 1 IS A SCARY MISSION LIKE MIND CONTROL PLANT WITH WEIRD FUNGAL ZOMBIES ATTACKING YOU AND AH.

Taia, Raisin :) said...

(The Black Sacrament does not have a skull, heart, flesh & bones, etc, so it would probably be difficult to carry out the ritual on itself, yeah.
But what if you assigned it a physical form first... ? )

@Dragona: Oh. That's stupid.:(

The Black Sacrament said...

Not as scary as the abandoned mine mission in ME2 or the Asari Monastery in ME3 or Horizon on ME3 because they're horrifying but meh. :P

The Black Sacrament said...

THE BLACK SACRAMENT CANNOT BE MADE PHYSICAL BECAUSE I AM TOO COOL FOR THAT

The Black Sacrament said...

I'm going to take my dog for a walk. He's tapping me on the shoulder I presume that means he needs a walk.

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(third time writing this because bus WiFi...

@dragona yh I hate ea too ... Steam for the win 🏆:P

@dragona what if I want to salsa with the tango? :P

@dragona awww someone cant be made hard? Hehe

@gemmy *hugs tightly *

@taia if you try hard enough to do nothing soon you'll be doing something :P )

feraaaa32 said...

*hugs k and gemma and curls up in corner*

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(*hugs f* I cant fangirl on the bus it's not fair)

feraaaa32 said...

yeah :/ *hugs*

Taia, Raisin :) said...

@Dragona: :P See you later. ^^

You OK, Fera?

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(what's up bro? ... Skype me if need be... Reception is iffy thou so it'll only be chat)

feraaaa32 said...

I am kinda mixed tbh ^_^ I am happy for certain individuals *looks over to k* but i am also sad for reasons :/ ^_^

Taia, Raisin :) said...

*hugs Fera* :/

The Black Sacrament said...

AND I'M BACK

feraaaa32 said...

Hello, hello is there anybody It's cold and it lonely welcome to my party I wanna know if anyone's listening Can you hear the sound of my sanity drifting Far away from anywhere I have ever known If I have everything why do I feel so alone Don't know where to go and time's evaporating I've been a little obsessed about it lately I've been all alone and feeling kinda crazy Someone come for me No matter what I say there ain't nobody listening Been thinking to much, nothin makes sense and Everybody says that it rains in the beginning But it's always storming I know I know I'm the one to blame for it Will it go away if I say that I'm sorry Mistakes I made all painted this story Looked around one day and saw it comin for me Far away from anywhere I have ever known Don't know why I'm so sad I have never been alone and I Don't know where to go and time's evaporating I've been a little obsessed about it lately I've been all alone and feeling kinda crazy Someone come for me No matter what I say there ain't nobody listening Been thinking to much, nothin makes sense and Everybody says that it rains in the beginning But it's always storming Don't know what I want Don't know where to go Just keeps raining down Storming on me. Storming on me Don't know what you want Don't know what to do Just keeps raining down Storming on me. Storming on me Don't know where to go and time's evaporating I've been a little obsessed about it lately I've been all alone and feeling kinda crazy Someone come for me No matter what I say there ain't nobody listening Been thinking to much, nothin makes sense and Everybody says that it rains in the beginning But it's always storming :')

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( wbd going to try and read to waste time till I get to see bae ... It'll take too long otherwise.)

Taia, Raisin :) said...

WB, Dragona.

Nice lyrics, FERA. :)
I mean, :(, but :)

Alright, K. :)

feraaaa32 said...

*hugs taia* check link, the ":')" face at the end is a link ^_^

The Black Sacrament said...

MWHAHAHA Continuing TO MAKE MY MASS EFFECT TRAILER.

Taia, Raisin :) said...

*hugs back* I already did. :)
It's not personally my style of music, but it is good. I like the lyrics. :)
Also not much of a dance person, but the video is pretty impressive. :o
:) :) :)

feraaaa32 said...

i don't like the drop either, i like the part when she sings ^_^ :) btw, i do the same style of dancing, have you seen me dancing? ^_^

Taia, Raisin :) said...

@Dragona: :)

@Fera: :) Nope, don't think I have. ^^


(Brb. Need to get air and water and phone charger. :P)

feraaaa32 said...

well, here's me dancing :)

Inky Flame said...

(In Blackpool
In hotel
It is creepy here)

feraaaa32 said...

it is? *Hugs clo*

Inky Flame said...

(*huggles* I sense a presence

Hmm my feet hurt from walking

How art everyone?)

feraaaa32 said...

*hugs* I missed you :) how is it going in blackpool ? :) I am mixed ^_^

Inky Flame said...

(Only arrived in Blackpool this morning
Can't meet up with jack because his friend couldn't go, so no pleasure beach

What's wrong?)

feraaaa32 said...

awww *hugs*
well, it's ok ^_^

Inky Flame said...

(*huggles* we are both gutted
But in a few weeks, I'm going to spend a few days at his and then he'll spend a few days at mine

Skype or Facebook ?)

feraaaa32 said...

;O well than that's really good *swallows* ^_^ skype ^_^

Inky Flame said...

(I can't wait to see him

Okay)

Taia, Raisin :) said...

Back. With mint tea. :)

Neat, Fera! I don't know a thing about dance but it looks really cool. *nods* :) :) :)

*glomps Chloe* :)

feraaaa32 said...

if you say so

Inky Flame said...

(Eeeeeek! *is glomped€)

Taia, Raisin :) said...

@Fera: I do say so..? *tilts head*


(Wbd)

feraaaa32 said...

i am sorry *hugs taia*

feraaaa32 said...

Don't know where to go and time's evaporating
I've been a little obsessed about it lately
I've been all alone and feeling kinda crazy
Someone come for me
No matter what I say there ain't nobody listening
Been thinking to much, nothin makes sense and
Everybody says that it rains in the beginning
But it's always storming ....

Taia, Raisin :) said...

*hugs back* Sorry, don't be, Fera. I just wasn't sure I got what you meant. :) I thought it was cool. There's a bit I liked in particular around two minutes in where it's like :0 and then another toward the three minute part. I have no idea how to explain/talk about it, but it looks pretty cool. *nods* :)

feraaaa32 said...

thanks ^_^

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

Hey. Are people here or not?

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...
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Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Jaimie: :( :( :(

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

*hugs Jai*

feraaaa32 said...

i am on ^_^

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

:) Hey Fera.

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

I think I'm slightly distant, but not too distant.

feraaaa32 said...

hey :) yeah me too ^_^ :)

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Fera: :) Cool.

feraaaa32 said...

meh ^_^

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

:) How're you?

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(Wetsuits are weird.. they stick to your chest.. as a female, that's quite weird.)

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Jai: :S Weird . . . .
If I've ever worn a wetsuit, I haven't for years . . .

Swimming costumes in general are weird though because they, like, compress your chest . . . if you're wearing a swimming costume under your clothes as opposed to underwear it can feel more disorientating than you would expect . . .

feraaaa32 said...

I am ok thank you ^_^ jai, you implying guys don't have chests? :P

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(@Fera guys have chests. They're just less likely to have sensetive fat blobs.)

feraaaa32 said...

hehe :P *hugs*

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( oh flower of Scotland ! Hello hello this is a newly ported keiron speaking driver says we should arrive a tad early hopefully he's right)

feraaaa32 said...

hopefully, how far away are you from the destination? :)

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( 1hr 33 mins )

feraaaa32 said...

hmm...maybe you'll arrive a bit earlier :)

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(hopefully I'm dying here... )

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

Ah. XD I just read that weird and I was like "Keiron . . . ? Why are you hopeful you're dying? :/ *hugs*" and then I realised what you meant and was like "Oh. :P"

feraaaa32 said...

XD but hey keiron, it's not that long before you arrive ! :O :)

feraaaa32 said...

in 40 minutes :O

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( lol star 🌟 in Ayr now next stop ours )

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

Omg.
Omg.
Omg.
Omg.
*hides*

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Keiron: O_O Star emoticon!

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

*hides*

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( lol I know I'm on my phone it automatically puts a star 🌟. After the word star 🌟 :P * hugs star 🌟 * there there its ok)

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Keiron: :P That's cool. :P

*hugs*

Yeah, I know. I'm just hiding. *nods*

feraaaa32 said...

*hugs star* *hugs k* really? :O :O :O

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( there's more than one type too... 🌟🌠✴☀⭐❇ )

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Keiron: O_O O_O

I don't have any of these on my phone. :P
(Or laptop.)

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( do they all work? ... :P show up? Because it might be because it's a windows phone.... :/)

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