Monday, July 27, 2015

The Platinum Edition

Every spare moment of the past week, I've been signing.

Whenever I need a break from the new book, whenever I need time to think something through, I've been going into the kitchen, sitting at the table, and pulling over another stack of pages to scribble my name upon. My dreams are now lagged by random sheets of paper, flying by on the breeze. They've become a constant in my life. They're always there, whenever I look around. When I have lunch, they're there. When I have dinner, they're there.

(I don't really have breakfast, which explains why they're not there then.)

(I mean, they ARE there. It's not like they AREN'T THERE at morning time. They are. Listen, if I DID have breakfast, which I don't, they would be there for breakfast as well. But I don't, so... so why are we even arguing about this?)

How many sheets of paper have I signed, you ask? 3000, I answer.

Why am I doing this, you ask? Because these sheets of paper will be collected from my home, shipped back to the UK, and placed into 3000 very special editions of my new book.

Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you the Limited Platinum Edition of Demon Road, available EXCLUSIVELY when you preorder at Waterstones.

Isn't she lovely? Isn't she wonderful?

It's taken a HUGE amount of work to get a cover this strong, and while we have the regular gold cover to reflect my Golden God status, I reckoned Waterstones should have a Platinum Edition for the sterling work they've done in supporting me.

(Sterling! Get it? Sterling and platinum! Haw!)

(Yes, I realise that sterling is silver and platinum is a metal, but they're both ROUGHLY the same colour, and if you could just let me have this one without pointing out how none of this makes any sense, I'd be ever so grateful.)

You can pre-order here, if you so wish: https://www.waterstones.com/book/demon-road-signed-edition/derek-landy/9780008160500

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Emerald Melody said...

Well done Derek.

I hope this book goes well for you.

luke browne said...

Sounds good

sɹǝɥʇo sǝɯıʇǝɯos puɐ 'uoısɐɔɔo uo ˙s ɐıpıɹıʌ ıqɐɟ sɐ uʍouʞ osןɐ 'ɹǝʞsɐʇıʇןnɯ ʇuǝɔıɟıubɐɯ ʎןןɐɔıʇsʎɯ ǝɥʇ 'ɔıʇdʎɹɔ-uɹǝʇuɐן ǝɹouısןǝ ssoɯ said...

Ooh, cool!

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

Yay!

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Keiron: Yeah, with Cat&Lizzie&Darcie. :)

sɹǝɥʇo sǝɯıʇǝɯos puɐ 'uoısɐɔɔo uo ˙s ɐıpıɹıʌ ıqɐɟ sɐ uʍouʞ osןɐ 'ɹǝʞsɐʇıʇןnɯ ʇuǝɔıɟıubɐɯ ʎןןɐɔıʇsʎɯ ǝɥʇ 'ɔıʇdʎɹɔ-uɹǝʇuɐן ǝɹouısןǝ ssoɯ said...

This was posted almost two hours ago...

I think maybe we need to check for new posts more often if we want to be able to catch Derek.

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Lantern: XD Lol maybe.

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(lol We're just not used to this many posts )

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(That's nice Star I hope you all have a good time :P )

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Keiron: :) Me too. Thank you.

DUGGLYN CARZAINIA THE BRANDI CARLILE OBSESSER (I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) AND WORSHIPPER OF THE GOLDEN GOD (YOU'RE SULER COOL!!!!!!) said...

WHOA

I WANT IT


BUT SHIPPING IS PROBABLY SUPER EXPENSIVE AND I SPENT LIKE $30 ON THE DYING OF THE LIGHT SPECIAL EDITION SO IDK BUT AHOA IT'S COOL

DUGGLYN CARZAINIA THE BRANDI CARLILE OBSESSER (I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) AND WORSHIPPER OF THE GOLDEN GOD (YOU'RE SULER COOL!!!!!!) said...

Hey guys, he actually posted it at exactly 4!

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

This is so upsetting I want a signed one but NO I have to live in AMERICA.

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Dugglyn: :) :)

DUGGLYN CARZAINIA THE BRANDI CARLILE OBSESSER (I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) AND WORSHIPPER OF THE GOLDEN GOD (YOU'RE SULER COOL!!!!!!) said...

Hey Kes, I'm almost positive you could buy it!

I got the signed silver DOTL from waterstones!


But shipping was expensive!

And then we called them because it got lost and I was listening in on the conversation and I burst of laughing because their accents were amazing and for some reason it didn't click that we were calling the UK and it made me happy for the rest of the day and then they sent us another copy but then of course that Fternoon the book showed up and Oi XD
It was pretty funny though!

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

Hi Dugglyn!
Yeah, my friend did that too, but my parents are very much of the "why are you wasting your money on five different editions of the same book" mindset, and I don't feel like arguing with them about it :P

DUGGLYN CARZAINIA THE BRANDI CARLILE OBSESSER (I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) AND WORSHIPPER OF THE GOLDEN GOD (YOU'RE SULER COOL!!!!!!) said...

😁
*hugs Star*




Oh yeah, does anyone remember last year thAt people were sending emails to their future selves? Well I sent one (I never forgot Bout it XD) and I got it today_
Dear FutureMe,
Hello me. So I'm writing this now because I think it might be fun. I don't think you will remember this when you get it but I/you really did write it. It's kinda weird, I feel like I'm writing to someone completely different, not just my future self! Ok so, what is life like now? Was the last Skulduggery Pleasant good? Did you get to go to the Requiem Ball? I know these are all things I will find out soon but they are some of the things that me different than you.
Also, do you still like Skulduggery Pleasant? Do you still go on Blogland?? You should. It is awesome. So I don't really know what people typically write in letters to their future selves but this is my letter.

Dugglyn (past you!)

DUGGLYN CARZAINIA THE BRANDI CARLILE OBSESSER (I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) AND WORSHIPPER OF THE GOLDEN GOD (YOU'RE SULER COOL!!!!!!) said...

Ah, I see where they're coming from :/

sɹǝɥʇo sǝɯıʇǝɯos puɐ 'uoısɐɔɔo uo ˙s ɐıpıɹıʌ ıqɐɟ sɐ uʍouʞ osןɐ 'ɹǝʞsɐʇıʇןnɯ ʇuǝɔıɟıubɐɯ ʎןןɐɔıʇsʎɯ ǝɥʇ 'ɔıʇdʎɹɔ-uɹǝʇuɐן ǝɹouısןǝ ssoɯ said...

Yeah... My allowance isn't big enough to spend $30 on a book. :-/

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

Dugglyn, that's awesome!

Hello... Fabi? That you?

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

*hugs Dugglyn* :) :) You're cool. :)

sɹǝɥʇo sǝɯıʇǝɯos puɐ 'uoısɐɔɔo uo ˙s ɐıpıɹıʌ ıqɐɟ sɐ uʍouʞ osןɐ 'ɹǝʞsɐʇıʇןnɯ ʇuǝɔıɟıubɐɯ ʎןןɐɔıʇsʎɯ ǝɥʇ 'ɔıʇdʎɹɔ-uɹǝʇuɐן ǝɹouısןǝ ssoɯ said...

Well, maybe I could if I saved up, but then it'd take longer to get, and certain people on the internet would probably spoil it for me by then, and I really wanted TDOTL to be the one that wasn't spoiled for me.

It was, but only because I got it earlier than certain other Ameriminions.

sɹǝɥʇo sǝɯıʇǝɯos puɐ 'uoısɐɔɔo uo ˙s ɐıpıɹıʌ ıqɐɟ sɐ uʍouʞ osןɐ 'ɹǝʞsɐʇıʇןnɯ ʇuǝɔıɟıubɐɯ ʎןןɐɔıʇsʎɯ ǝɥʇ 'ɔıʇdʎɹɔ-uɹǝʇuɐן ǝɹouısןǝ ssoɯ said...

Yeah, It's Fabi. Just upside-down ish.

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

Hello, upside-down Fabi. How's it going?


I accidentally ended up with two copies of TDOTL...

DUGGLYN CARZAINIA THE BRANDI CARLILE OBSESSER (I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) AND WORSHIPPER OF THE GOLDEN GOD (YOU'RE SULER COOL!!!!!!) said...

It's the same price. And it's cheaper than Amazon.

I wonder how much shipping is...

sɹǝɥʇo sǝɯıʇǝɯos puɐ 'uoısɐɔɔo uo ˙s ɐıpıɹıʌ ıqɐɟ sɐ uʍouʞ osןɐ 'ɹǝʞsɐʇıʇןnɯ ʇuǝɔıɟıubɐɯ ʎןןɐɔıʇsʎɯ ǝɥʇ 'ɔıʇdʎɹɔ-uɹǝʇuɐן ǝɹouısןǝ ssoɯ said...

Well, I get a lot of Amazon gift cards, so it's easier for me to order through Amazon, as I generally have more Amazon credit than money irl.

Book Depository is the best though.

It's going ok, I guess. I sprained my wrist awhile ago, and it's finally getting better.

Taia, Raisin :) said...

Neat, Derek. :)
When you think about it, 3000 pages is really quite a lot. O_O

Hm. We don't have a Waterstones anywhere nearby. I like the gold cover, though, so... :)
Cool. :)

:)

Audra Traum said...

SHIPPING IS MORE THSN THE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

@Fabi: oh, that's good! How'd you sprain it?

Hi Taia! 3000 pages is approximately 3 Stormlight Archive books. Or a bit less than the whole Skulduggery series.

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

Hello Audra!

sɹǝɥʇo sǝɯıʇǝɯos puɐ 'uoısɐɔɔo uo ˙s ɐıpıɹıʌ ıqɐɟ sɐ uʍouʞ osןɐ 'ɹǝʞsɐʇıʇןnɯ ʇuǝɔıɟıubɐɯ ʎןןɐɔıʇsʎɯ ǝɥʇ 'ɔıʇdʎɹɔ-uɹǝʇuɐן ǝɹouısןǝ ssoɯ said...

My sister and I were sort of wrestling and she forgot that she's six feet tall now and also really strong. How have you been?

Hey Audra.

Audra Traum said...

Hello, sorry about that.

I'm looking to order the book from waterstones but it appears that shipping is worth more than the book!

Taia, Raisin :) said...

Hi Kes! :)
O_O Woah

Audra Traum said...

it's $35.03 for Waterstones for the special one and $27.20 for Amazon for the normal one.

I might just wait.

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

@Fabi: Ah, thats...wow. I've been pretty good! Going to a concert on Wednesday and my cousin is moving in tonight.

@Audra: Yeah, I feel your pain

Andviolet Queen said...

Wait, can Ameriminions still get the special edition? Is that a thing?

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

Hello Andviolet! Yeah, we can, but shipping is crazy expensive.

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( I already preordered the normal one back when he first announced it b4 it had the cover, there was a link to preorder )

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

Hello, Conductor! I feel like I know you under a different name...?

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(*has asked dad to order me this version of the book now xD*
*waves and poofs*)

Andviolet Queen said...

Hello Kestrel! I don't believe we've met...?
If we have, I'm terribly sorry. I'm not the best with remembering names.
And okay, good to know. I think I could probably still get it... I'll have to check that out.

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

Hello Storm!!!

@Andviolet: No, we have not! I haven't been on in months. Nice to meet you!

Andviolet Queen said...

Ah, well that makes sense. I only arrived here in late June.
It's nice to meet you too!

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...
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Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(*depoofs momentarily*
KESSY!!!
*supermegatacklehugs*
It has been too long sister of mine! You need show up more often!)

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( you knew me As Skulduggery :P also Hi :P)

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

*tacklehugs back* I KNOW I'M A MESS I'LL TRY TO I SWEAR
(Also uh I know this was a while ago but I don't identify as female anymore so if appreciate if you didn't use 'sister' when referring to me? Sorry :/)

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

@Keiron: Ahhhhh hello then!

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(Hello :P it's xir and something else if I remember correctly no ?)

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

Xe/xir, yeah! You've just made my day by remembering that

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(*facepalms* Ahh! Sorry! Forgot!!! It's been far too long sibling oh mine!)

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

Don't worry about it :)
It hassssssss what have you been doing with your life?

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(YEH ! :P no probelemo I thought it might be Xe I didn't want to offend though :P :D hehe i'm glad I made you happy by remembering something :P *offers hugs*)

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

*accepts Keiron's hugs*
Nah, it's not offensive unless you're doing it on purpose

Inky Flame said...

(HeWwo ^.^)

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( Nah I wouldn't do that if I knew better. :P why I asked to be sure :D

Hey Chloe *huggles * )

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

It's a CHLOE
HELLO CHLOE

Inky Flame said...

(How art thou k? *huggles*)

Inky Flame said...

(KESSIE !!!! *glomps*)

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(My life is surely as stressful as ever, if not more so. Thank goodness for the they who keep me sane.
*hums thank goodness*
*waves to Chloe*
*poofs now!!!*)

Inky Flame said...

(*waves to Jai *)

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(I'm sorta half mixed like on the one hand I'm extremely happy about stuff

and on the other hand I'm angry that things were denied from me brilliant things...

and then on the other hand extremely optimistic that i'll get those things in time and i'm just impatient )

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

...Goodbye friend.

*hugs Chloe* T'sup?

Inky Flame said...

(Well remember my skype is always open)

Inky Flame said...

(I've missed you!
I'm good
You ?

Am I creepy in this pic?)

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(anyway enough about me How are you?

YOu too Kessie :P?)

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

@Chloe: I am Good. And yes you are absolutely terrifying change it immediately.

@Keiron: I'm doing wonderfully, thanks!

Inky Flame said...

(As I said, I'm gooood
Apart from my feet
I've been standing up whilst working all day today)

Inky Flame said...

(*pouts* I don't wanna!)

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

What kind of work?

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(Yeh ! I'm glad you are both /okay/ :D


:( not glad about your feet though *sadface* )

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

Not to self-promo or anything but you should totally check out my AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/users/KLStarre/works

sɹǝɥʇo sǝɯıʇǝɯos puɐ 'uoısɐɔɔo uo ˙s ɐıpıɹıʌ ıqɐɟ sɐ uʍouʞ osןɐ 'ɹǝʞsɐʇıʇןnɯ ʇuǝɔıɟıubɐɯ ʎןןɐɔıʇsʎɯ ǝɥʇ 'ɔıʇdʎɹɔ-uɹǝʇuɐן ǝɹouısןǝ ssoɯ said...

I still need to dedicate that page...

Inky Flame said...

(I work in a ... I don't know actually

I basically pack face masks allllll day )

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

@Chloe: That's... Interesting

I have to go now, bye!

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( I shall read once I have time :P

My pictures from Ireland are up btw since we're selflessly promoting hehe :P

Ireland :P )

Inky Flame said...

(Bye Kessie )

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Hello.)

Liliana: *they vanish in a flash of black, reappearing back in their palace*

Isabelle: Very well.

Bethany: How are you?

Lily: I'll pay for it and everything. We could either go later or tomorrow.

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Onwa: *hangs the dress up carefully*

James: *drags his shirt back off, using it to dry his legs, removing his boxers and pulling his pants on, followed by his wet shirt*

I'm goooooooood.
*downs her glass of wine*
Mmm.. thirsty..
*licks her lips, surveying the room, eyes lingering on exposed necks*

Manuel: Tomorrow may be best? And you needn't pay..

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

Hello...

How are you guys doing?

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

(@Lily You could either go faster or tomorrow.)

Inky Flame said...

(I am so tired -_-)

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

What's gotten you so tired, Chloe?

Inky Flame said...

(Work
When I was on holiday, someone stole my seat at work so I have to stand
8am till 5pm)

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

Wow, that sucks :c

*hugs*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Liliana: Now do you think we should plan the wedding?

Isabelle: *she tilts her head slightly, watching*

Bethany: ... For blood?

Lily: I would like to pay.

Inky Flame said...

(*huggles kassy* I miss you)

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(*hugs Kassy and Chloe*)

Onwa: Hmm.. probably.

*pulls his damp shirt on, shoving his boxers on his pocket*
There. Ready?

Yup.
*focuses on Beth again, smiling*

Manuel: I suppose it couldn't cause much harm..

Inky Flame said...

(*huggles everyone* I'm off to bed now

Nos da my sweets)

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

I miss you too... good night.

*hugs them both sleepily*

I'm off to sleep too now. Good night.

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(anybody on? *fangirls*)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Liliana: Where would you like it to be?

Isabelle: Oh, please. I have been only in your mind for several minutes now. If you go, I go.

Bethany: Please only drink my blood? I like you drinking my blood. It's fun. Especially when you combine it with sex because then it's just great. I don't mind being bitten, in fact I quite like it. It's nice to know I have a use.

Lily: It would do absolutely no harm at all.

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Onwa: Somewhere special.. maybe your castle?

James: *shrugs and sets off walking*

Of course you have a use! I'd never want anyone else's blood, unless it was full of adrenaline.. then maybe.. adrenaline is amazing..

Manuel: very well then.

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Liliana: Not the moon like you were thinking of? *she grins*

Isabelle: *she walks with him*

Bethany: What does adrenaline taste like?

Lily: Do you know any good restaurants?

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

Onwa: *chuckles*
Maybe the moon was a far fetched notion.

James: Is there anything else you fear?

Its sweet, like sugar. It makes the blood sweeter.

Manuel: I can't say I do, unfortunately.

Lilisea xpancake said...

I need this, I need this, I NEED THIS BOOK!!!!! (Maybe a weeny bit too excited.) :D

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Greatest Banana Thief In The Land said...

Can I just log another entry in the blog land chronicles of hating packing?

It's just

so awful.

It's actually worse than eating tonsils while a lusty badger grins at you across the bar and then your spouse thinking that you're checking them out leading to a massive row after which they try and make things better by dressing up as a badger and getting into bed next to you at which point you have to be all no seriously I don't like badgers and they're all are you sure and you're all yes and roll over angrily and spit out those tonsils. Because at least that's a funny story you can tell to people on the internet.

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

Wow. That is a metaphor.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Greatest Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yes.

Metaphor.

Andviolet Queen said...

OMG I ORDERED IT I AM OFFICIALLY GETTING THE PLATINUM EDITION YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IT SAYS IT IS SIGNED AND FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE THAT I KNOW OF DEREK IS NOT GOING TO COME SIGN THINGS IN AMERICA AND I AM NOT GOING TO ANYWHERE IN THE UK SADLY BUT NOW I GET HIS SIGNATURE I AM SO HAAPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

sɹǝɥʇo sǝɯıʇǝɯos puɐ 'uoısɐɔɔo uo ˙s ɐıpıɹıʌ ıqɐɟ sɐ uʍouʞ osןɐ 'ɹǝʞsɐʇıʇןnɯ ʇuǝɔıɟıubɐɯ ʎןןɐɔıʇsʎɯ ǝɥʇ 'ɔıʇdʎɹɔ-uɹǝʇuɐן ǝɹouısןǝ ssoɯ said...

Congratulations. :-)

Forget Me Not (Dugglyn Carzainia) said...

Nice!!!!!!!!!!


I CAN"T DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!!

I might though. I almost never spend my money sooooooo....

Forget Me Not (Dugglyn Carzainia) said...

Blogger Edward Fletcher, Master of time said...
Loki? I suppose he's tall yeah, or maybe the world has started to shrink and mice will take over.

Lavender Hope said...

To everyone:

Take care. *leaves hugs and her table of endless food and drinks*
*and her treehouse*

Don't die, okay? Don't die...
*leaves more hugs*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(Has anyone heard from Noelle recently? Or received anymore information on the Danni situation..? I'm getting worried..

*hugs lavender*)

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

*hugs Hope*

No, Jaimie...

Peri Doktoru Lydia said...

Platinum Edition..(takes a breath as a secret light appears in her eyes)
*walks into the kitchen and..* Moooomm!..We need to talk-..
:) hi friends!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I have heard from Noelle recently.

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...
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Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(*nods at Alastair* thank you.)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

You're welcome.

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

Hello.

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

Where is everyone?

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

Idk.

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

Iin a pencil sharpener in a washing machine in a volcano, maybe.

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

I am not in a pencil sharpener in a washing machine in a volcano, thankfully.

Any word on Death?

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(I might be... How would I know?)

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Kes: Ooh well that's good.
You'd be in a bit of a pickle if you were.

(Sorry. Very hyper-tired.)

Errrrr no. What do you mean by 'any word on Death'?

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Keiron: Idk. If you were getting sliced in half and spun aruond and burnt to death all at once, you'd probably be in a pencil sharpener in a washing machien in a volcano. Or maybe just y'know being roasted over a fire.

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...
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Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

I mean, like, has anyone managed to figure if she's. You know.

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Kes: No, I don't know. Figure out if she's dead or if she's Mémoire? Because I'm 99% certain she's Mémoire, which means she wasn't dead a few days ago.

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(Ah ... well I am a bit warm... but I seem to be alive... I think. what if this is.... *mind splosion*

I think xe means if we know if Rose is alive or not for certain )

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Keiron: XD

(^@First part of comment.)

Well, if she was Mémoire, she was alive then.

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

Hey, Kes, Star and Keiron.

Danni... *curls up*

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

@Star: I mean, both, I guess. If we knew one, we'd know the answer to the other.

Thanks Keiron :)

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

Hey Tia *hugs*

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Kes: Well, I am now 95% certain she was Mémoire, so . . . yeah.

*hugs Kas :/*

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

@Star email and Wbd

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

( (Hey KAs :D :/ :( *hugs*


No problem Kes? :P )

Gemmy Jam Jar! said...

*cuddles Keiron tightly*

*hugs Kas*

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

Okay Cat is turning into Dan, and this worried me because I was thinking "what if she obtains a gun and then shoots me."

And since I started thinking that a few hours ago, she has already found a gun and a knife that look like Dan's on the internet and is considering buying them.

Erm.

Should I fear for my life?

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(*cuddles Gemma tightly*

Con: *cracks knuckles* Not been let out in a while... Did ehm did you restart me and Juvia?)

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

Hello, Gemma.

*hugs back*

Gemmy Jam Jar! said...

Yes Con i did :3

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(Con: *nods darkness emitting from his hair* So... do you want both of us? or is One too many *laughs* )

Forget Me Not (Dugglyn Carzainia) said...

@Star oh dear o.o uhhhh.i don't know Cat so Idk but f she's turning into Dan that cannot be good.

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(I forgot to reply to that... Get a bigger knife... no need to worry :P

Con: Or a bigger gun. 50 caliber rifle has to be my favourite.)

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Dugglyn: XD Ikr.

@Keiron: I'm scared of knives. And guns. And can't use them.

It's okay, I'll hide behind Lizzie.

(I mean, according to Catherine, who shares a brain with both Lizzie and Dan, Lizzie has more violent thoughts on average than Dan does. But Lizzie's my friend so it's okay.)

Lilisea xpancake said...

Preordered today. Mwahahahahah!!!!!

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Lilisea: :) :) :)

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(oh... :( I guess that's probably more normal than getting excited when you see one and practising "self defence techniques"

I probably have more than Lizzie :P hehe but I balance it out by having nice thoughts too :P a lot goes on in my head :P)

Gemmy Jam Jar! said...

We'll see how things go on Sunday with all of my characters ^.^

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(Con: *smirks* I guess I can wait till then. )

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

I can't buy it. I have £200 in cash, enough to buy 20 of these books, but I can't get it to my card :c

Gtg, bye.

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Keiron: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's more normal. I'm pretty sure it's not inherently better though.

Hmmmmmm idk, I'm not in Lizzie's head. XD

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(Lol I'm probably too willing to do whatever it takes. )

*spins into existence a black cloud swirling around his body*

*cracking his neck he looks around the forest for any signs of life the dark cloud dissipating into his sleeves*

Emerald Melody said...

I've heard from Danni.

She says that she has been away and has no idea what's been happening.

Blake Soul said...

*Busts down the door Blogland and looks like he's about to drop the most epic entrance quote of 2015, then slowly falls over backwards as he passes out from exhaustion*

Gemmy Jam Jar! said...

(@Em.
so...she doesn't know about anything mem said? x.x

*laughs at Blake*

*Juvia appears next to Con*
Hi.)

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

*is still 95% certain that Mémoire is Danni*

Taia, Raisin :) said...

( *hugs Em* Thank you. I'm... not sure what to say about the second sentence, but the first is still holy good news. )

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(So Danni and Noelle are okay?)

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

*hugs everyone*
*especially Em*
Thank god

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

[7/28/2015, 19:00] Lizzie: *quietly mutters* they are your only friends Lizzie don't kill them it's not their fault





XD

Erm . . . going out soon. So er . . . not here. Yeah.

@Jai: Er, they've both been recently heard from so are, like, probably not dead.

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

Sorry, so tired I'm kind of dead so like, my setences struggle to sentence.

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(Good.. I mean, NOT good that someone is saying Danni has died, whoever they may be but good they're alive.)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(I am in the same situation as Star - I am fairly sure that Mémoire is Dannielle.)

Liliana: Perhaps. What day would you like to get married on?

Isabelle: Not particularly.

Bethany: You can always make me jump.

Manuel: I can't say I do, unfortunately.

Lily: We can always go into the nearest town and see if there are any restaurants that look good tomorrow?

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

*acknowledges and wonders about Danni and Noelle*

Gemmy Jam Jar! said...

*sighs*
I'm so bored. I'm not even in the mood to Rp by myself but i kind of have to.

Chi: So how long are you guys staying?
Blair: I'll need to go back as soon as the kids birthday is over.
Aria: i could stay a bit longer. As long as it's worth my while.
*smirks and glances at Tsu*
Tsu: *stares back at her and smirks*
Chi: You know, you guys will need a place to stay until the kids birthday and it won't be in here so...
*gets up and walks outside*
I'll just have to make you something.
*she raises her arms and water from the lake trickles over the land forming into a 2 story building and freezes into ice, Solidifying*
There we go. That should be enough.
*mumbles*
Now i'll need to sort out room numbers and things...
Aria, Blair, Tsu, Seb, Cord, Cam, Wes and juvia. Think that's it. Cam and Wes can share so 7 rooms. Just in case someone else shows up there is an extra.
Aria room no 1 on the left. Tsu the first room on the right No 2.
*smirks at them both*
*Aria and Tsu glance at each other and blush*
Blair room 3.
Blair: uh. No. I am not being in the same room as those two. Put me upstairs and in the other side of the house.
Chi: *laughs*
Ok then. Cordelia can have 3 and Sebastian can have 4.
Blair: Lucky them.
Chi: juvia can have 5 and Blair can have 6. Cam and Wes can have 7 and we'll leave it like that.
*gives everyone keys with their numbers on it*
Aria: great.
*smiles and walks into her room*
Blair: *goes upstairs and locks herself in her room*
Tsu: *whispers*
Thanks sis, i owe you one.
Chi: Don't mention it
*winks*.i feel sorry for Blair though. She's not used to men and i put cam AND wes upstairs but seb and cord can't be that far apart and obviously you two will have to be together.
Tsu: We could always share.
*nudges Chi*
Chi: *groans*
Seems like there will be more little feet running about soon...
Tsu: *tries to protest but smiles and shrugs, walking into his room and closing the door*
Chi: *sighs and walks back into the house and sits down*
*the twins come downstairs*
Where is uncle Tsu? And who were you talking to?
Chi: just some of my friends that came to your birthday. And uncle tsu can't sleep here every night so i made a hotel type thing outside for them.
Lira: Can we meet your friends?
Chi: Not today sweeetie. Let them settle in and things today. They've had a long way to go.
Lira: Aww...
Lucas: Will there be any other kids there to play with?
Chi: Well a lot of kids here were born atound the same time you were so there should be other kids for you to meet *smiles*
Lucas: Good. It gets boring around here.
Chi: *her smile drops*.
I'm sorry honey, i'm doing my best.
Lucas: Where is our dad, huh?
Why is he not here for our birthday?
Chi: He- uh...I-i...
Lucas: Why did he leave us?!
*shadows start swirling around his feet and the temperature drops*
Lira: Lucas stop!
*backs away to Chione*
Chi: Lucas...honey...
*tries to calm him down*
Lucas: why is he not here?!
*starts to cry*
Chi: *changes it and goes in to hug him tightly*
Lucas: *calms down and the shadows disapear*
Mum...
Chi: Honey it's alright...you're ok.
Lucas: Sorry.
*walks upstairs, head low*
*Chi and lira look at each other and hug*
*Lira follows her brother and chi sits back on the coach, head in her hands*

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(*hugs gemmy* sorry that I can't be here properly :/ Would you like to decide what happened with Jesa Amd Annabelles adventure to find her family?)

Onwa: Hmm.. perhaps the eight?

James: good. What challenge do you think is ahead?

Mm.. true.
*smiles sweetly*
That'll work.

Manuel: I suppose we could do that.

Gemmy Jam Jar! said...

No we'll wait till you're back properly sis

Inky Flame said...

(*mumbles something about a boy who won't shut up at work and having a headache before going to bed *)

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(@Gemmy but then it'll interfere with the twins birthday?)

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(*hugs Chloe* :/)

Inky Flame said...

(And what pisses me off is that he was annoying me and others, me and this girl were ignoring his jokes so he called us c***s
*huggles then storms off to parents bed *)

Gemmy Jam Jar! said...

It won't interfere with it.

Forget Me Not (Dugglyn Carzainia) said...

I've been reading past comments from the ball and I can't wait for this yeAr! It's amazing how the people on Blogland change in one year!

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

Hello, Dugglyn. How are you?

Forget Me Not (Dugglyn Carzainia) said...

I'm good! How are you doing?!

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(are we better ?:P)

Forget Me Not (Dugglyn Carzainia) said...

Hey Keiron!

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(Hey DUg *hugs the dug * :P that's not an answer :P how's you?)

Forget Me Not (Dugglyn Carzainia) said...

I hate my brother. How are you?

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...
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Forget Me Not (Dugglyn Carzainia) said...

Why?

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...
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The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(why do you hate your brother..? )

Forget Me Not (Dugglyn Carzainia) said...

He's so obnoxious and smug and he thinks he is right all the time and refuses to ever admit he's wrong. Tbh I think it'd he great being an only child.

Aww, why can't you say?

The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(aww :(... I think everyone thinks like that at some point... )

Forget Me Not (Dugglyn Carzainia) said...

I'm feeling violent. I like it. I haven't felt violent in a while.

Forget Me Not (Dugglyn Carzainia) said...

Yeah I know..

It's kinda the grass is always greener scenario.

Forget Me Not (Dugglyn Carzainia) said...

Gtg.


Dannielle said...

Well, I'll thank you all for believing that I was that idiot.

Thanks guys. That was so totally me, y'know how I love torturing you guys....

Oh, and in case you're wondering, that account (deathyrose@gmail.com) had been hacked into. Didn't think much of it since it happened.

*heads off*

Forget Me Not (Dugglyn Carzainia) said...

Dugglyn said...
*grins*
Really? We didn't even dance!
We should try! We'll just copy everyone else!
*she watches the other people dancing*
Um I think you put one hand on my head and I'll put one hand on yours and then we hold hands and walk around to the music*
*looks at him*
Let's try it!

Egg said..
Sure!
*tries it*
I think I'm getting the hang of it.. Yeah I'm doing it right!

Dugglyn said...
*puts her hand on Egg's head*
*grabs his other hand and shuffles around*
I think we got it!

Egg said...
*suddenly spins around in a circle *
WheEeeeeee!


We're pretty good at dancing.
*nodsnods*

Forget Me Not (Dugglyn Carzainia) said...
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The Conductor - A Great Substitute for Duct Tape, A Shadow Potato and An All Round Good Bloke said...

(we're idiots that believed the best in you.)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Dannielle - Even if you did not think anything of the hacking you would have still said something about it as a warning. In addition, any person who had their account hacked would have gone to Google and told them. Therefore, I still do not believe you. Furthermore, has this situation not happened already before? You would have learned from the past and sought corrective action. And you have definitely been lying in the past so it makes it more likely you will be lying now.
It also does not make a great deal of sense for some random internet hacker to gain access to your Google account and decide to pretend you are dead. I think they would probably have targets which would gain them money, for example, rather than your account. And it certainly does not make sense for them to stick around if they did decide to pretend you were dead considering, as I said previously, the multitude of other targets that would actually gain them something. So I still do not believe you. There are too many things in the story which simply make no sense. Such as their name, for example. Why would they bother to change their name to Mémoire? It is closer to a name someone from this site would have rather than something an internet hacker would have.
If your story is actually correct, that would mean that you were victim to the single most bored hacker in the history of mankind, you acted stupidly and sought no corrective action after you were hacked - and you decided that being hacked would incur no consequences which anyone with a basic knowledge of internet safety would realise is definitely not true. It is more likely that you are lying.)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

Liliana: Why not before? *she grins*

Isabelle: All I know is that it is a physical challenge.

Bethany: *she nods and smiles*

Lily: Good.

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

Chi's twins: Will there be any other lids to plat with?
Me as a child: please say there are no other kids so I don't have to play with them

Haha
I'm so antisocial.
When our friends came round me and my sister always used to hide our Poll Pockets so that they wouldn't see them and ask to play with them because people always broke their clothes and t was dan annoying.
I was actually less averse to interacting with people of my own age then than I am now tbh. If someone of my own age I didn't know came around when I was little I would probably just be like 'ugh now I have to play with them', but if it happened now I would be terrified like 'PLEASE SAVE ME' because I'm way too socially out-of-touch and I wouldn't know what to do ugh.
HeLl, I still get nervous meeting up with my friends sometimes, and I know that I can totally relax with regards to them because they already love me anyway.

But anyway.

Yeah.

I'm still 95% certain that Mémoire is Dannielle.

This is the second time in 24 hours that someone has told me to have faith in them, and so, for the second time in 24 hours, I shall explain that faith equates to optimism, and I try not to rely on that as it's a ridiculous unreliable thing. I an teaching myself to ignore my optimistic, and therefore my faith, when making decisions. Logic is just so much better.

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

Danni...

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

@Star Thanks, Spock.

Kas - Dream Tanya for OC said...

Just reserved my copy. Did you know Harper Collins paid Derek Landy £1,8 million for SP publishing rights?

Silente Tempest (Jai) - St Of Sinners said...

(Danni - Although some people believe mémoire is you, not everyone does. Don't go shouting allegations against everyone when it isn't everyone.)

Onwa: *chuckles*
In a hurry love? Hmm.. maybe the third then?

James: Physical.. hmm..
*looks at his arms, flexing them*
*he's quite strong, not as much as Manuel but he has a vague six pack and decent muscles*

*whispers*
Eat the peppers.
*smiles*

Manuel: For now however sleep may be in order?

Kas - Rita Vrataski said...

Rita Vrataski, anyone?

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Kas: That might have been intended as an insult, but imo it's true?that

Kas - Rita Vrataski said...

@Star Nope, just your insistence on logic is so very Vulcan.

Kas - Rita Vrataski said...

*vulcan

Star Inkbright - aka Straw Allegory, the Queen Metaphorist, Warrior Bubble, Addicted Analyser, Starlion, Aragorn, Caterpillar :) said...

@Kas: Mmh. Sure. Alright. I'm fine with that.

Kas - Rita Vrataski said...

Also Spock is kinda cool so...

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