My sister just sent me this video of my niece Becca getting VERY upset because her dad keeps getting the snorting from Peppa Pig wrong...
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- Derek Landy
- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 4965 Newer› Newest»I dedicate this page to Derek's nieces. They. Are. Adorable. I also dedicate to Derek for hopefully being a good uncle to them and not torturing them too badly. The poor kids if they ever get into their uncle's books...DEREK'S NIECES DONT DO IT YOUR UNCLE IS NAUGHTY
Oh dear...
*humming intensifies and can be felt through the ground*
[humming intensifies]
YOLTT = you only live twelve times.
oh, and that reminds me, this was on a work sheet earlier:
Jack and Jill meet outside McDonalds. Jack holds Jill's hand. He leads her to a table and they sit down. Jack says, "Jill. YOLO. I love you, babe." Jill bites her lip and answers,"I love you too."
WTF??? aren't they brother and sister??
Dude what the heck?!
whats with the humming...??
THE SPARROW FLIES SOUTH FOR THE WINTER!!! *hits a tree*
OW
Lea: *walks up to Snow and shakes his head* why dod you hit a tree?
um... because....
Lea: *shakes head again and picks splinters out of snow's fist*
*humming gets closer*
This is freaky
WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THAT HUMMING?????????????????
and now i g2g... :( byeeee *huggles all and disappears*
*everything goes silent, and still*
*a blinding flash of light, then complete darkness as the sun seemingly goes out*
*Zaf can feel something hit the back of her head- with enough force to knock her out, twice*
AAAH!!! *stumbles forwardhitting the ground*
Alexis: Mom?! *looks at her* What the...
*arms wrap around Alexis and a funny smelling cloth is placed over her mouth, waiting for her to breathe in*
*Adra is already unconscious*
BACK :)
oh...
Alexis: *tries holding breath but eventualy breathes*
((Jubi you wanna join?))
*they are carried off*
*jubi is hit in the back of the head*
*just in case*
*Zaf is thrown into a cell somewhere with her daughter, several hours later*
*and Jubi?*
Alexis: *wakes up looking around* Oh god no...not another person wanting us dead....*sits beside Mom*
((Sure why not :P))
*Falls forward unconscious*
*Drew walks around Blogland*
Drew: Ads?? Adra?!
*Jubi is in the cell across from them as well*
*some strange gas thingy comes from the sky and explodes near Drew*
*slowly wakes up with a horrible headache*
*Grimaces and sits up*
What the hell..?
*the cells are bright and white, in a sterile hallway- bars on three sides of them, bound, so they all can see one another*
*there is a locked door at the end of the hallway*
*the door opens and drag Lorcan down the hallway*
*throw him into a cell next to Zaf and Alexis*
Alexis: Okay look this is not cool. Everyone always tries to kll or kindap Mom or I or both
Drew: Fuck!
*Drew coughs and runs towards the dense treeline*
Drew: What the hell... *he coughs more*
*Lorcan screams*
Lorcan: You son of bitch!! You let me out of here right now!!!!! Get me the fuck outta here!!
Alexis: LORCAN!!! *starts freaking out*
Hey Alexis calm down!
*still dazed*
Does anyone have any idea what the hell is happening?
No but whoever is doing this better hope and pray that I don't release Justaria.
*another gas explosion goes off near Drew and people in gas masks come out with metal bats and begin beating him*
Adra: *still isn't with them?*
*an intercom turns on in the holding block*
Adjusting well enough?
Hello really? Person who spoke are you really stupid enough to take us and be aware I'm Grand Mage of America? Idiots. Release us.
Alexis: Mom lets not insult the people holding us captive I know in the war you did but uh I like living
*Drew unsheathes his sword and starts swinging while coughing uncontrollably*
*Lorcan grits his teeth*
Lorcan: Fuck you asshole!! Let us out of here Now!!!!
*the voice laughs* Oh dear, I knew we'd have trouble with this one. Miss Kerias, I wouldn't be so quick to draw your weapon, before you know whom you point it at
Who are you!?
*someone hits him hard, square in the back of the head*
*to another* That said the knock-out gas would work after a few moments... He's more durable to it. Bastard werewolves.
Really? Really? You take me lightly? Do you even know my capabilities?! *goes to grasp a shadow realizing I can't* What the hell? I should....*feels a metal cuff on my arm* Not cool. Not cool at all. *glares* Not fair at all who in god's name are you people?
Excellent question, Miss Glee. I am called Zion, leader of Genesis
Lorcan: Zion??!!! You sound like a fucking disease.
*Lorcan grits his teeth as he feels a shooting pain in his head as the anger builds*
*Drew hits the ground and groans*
Alexis: Lorcan control yourself please. *moves closer to where he is even though we're seperate* Lorcan shh we'lll get out
*frowns* Does that ring a bell to anyone?
*Lorcan whispers*
Lorcan: I can't do this Lexi. I can't be in a cage, my dad put me in a cage. I just... I can't...
*the ground beneath Lorcan crackles, and volts of energy shoot up, permeating through his muscles*
Not quite, Mr. Horowitz. Not quite.
*men tackle Drew and cuff him, hitting him once more to knock him out*
Hi all!
((Adra, can I be controlling the voice? Like, Kes is the voice or the voice's master? 'Cause that'd be fun. :P))
*Lorcan screams and takes deep breaths of pain*
Lorcan: You fuckhead!!!!
*Drew is limp as he blacks out*
((Adra: uh.... No. This isn't just some random character I made up. He's been devastating in Adra's past, and we've RPed some of the shit he's done and stuff... Sorry :/))
*a man and a woman in helmets drag the unconscious Drew down the hallway and toss him into a cage next to Jubi*
Alexis: STOP HURTING HIM *looks at Lorcan* Please....I love you just stay calm for me?
((KESSIE!!!! HAI!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom* ))
Oh god...
((Fair enough. :)))
((Uh...))
*hears footsteps*
*turns around just in time to have a rag shoved in my face*
*everything goes black*
Lorcan: Shit... they got Drew...
*Lorcan looks at Alexis*
Lorcan: I love you too...
((Kessie, uh... If you wanna be with everyone else, we can pretend you were in the cell next to Jubi the whole time.. If you wish?))
*the volts of electricity increases for a second before switching off*
Hmm. That wasn't as hot as I had previously thought..
*Adra walks through the doors with a few guards around her, and is put in the cell next to Drew and across from Zaf and Alexis*
*stands there, furious*
Alexis: We will get out of this I promise *smiles*
Hey Derek! Hi guys(if anyone's here).
That video is hilarious. Your nieces are so cute. And very stubborn (in a funny way).
Sorry to you all that I haven't commented in a... long time, so here's this to let you know I'm okay. :)
(Ah, Nevermind, then.)
((LAVENDER BBY *hugs*))
Okay what do you people want? You kindapped two Grand Mages so you want something.
((Adra, sure. Or I can just stand by and watch if I'm messing anything up. ;) ))
((HI LAV! *tacklehugs*
((LAV!!!!!!!!!!! *SUPERDUPERMEGATACKLEHUGSOFDOOM*
HAI!!!!!!!))
Ah, well- most of you are here to remove other witnesses. There were quite a few of you, I dare say. However, more are here just to make things interesting. Now, do I sound like the kind of person who would just reveal their entire plot at the jump start? Of course not!
Well this is just grand
*mutters to self*
Well, that's rather unfortunate, I rather like the villains who do that...
Adra: *crosses her arms and glances at everyone* No one is terribly hurt, are they?
Don't we all ?
*he laughs* Miss LeStarre, you are amusing. I think we'll save you for last..
I fine...
Lorcan: No you just sound like a dick.
*Drew groans and tries to open his eyes as he starts coughing again*
*hears Adra's voice a couple cells over*
Adra? Who else is here?
*sighs irritably* I hate this okay? Can we not just attack people for fun?
*glares at where I hear the voice coming from*
Uh... I think they got most of us.
And the lights are on.
Really bright.
*like... Tron bright*
Oh, great...
And really? Over hear it's pitch black...
((Unless that messes something up.))
*here
*Lorcan tries to see Adra*
Lorcan: They shocked me and Drew sounds like he got beaten the fuck up.
But I don't think anyone is badly damaged.
Hurt you? You think we want to hurt you? Oh no, dear. We don't want to hurt you.
Then what?
Uh... Kessie, maybe they did something to your eyesight?
Did you hit your head at all?
*nods to Lorcan* Electricity. Loads of fun.
*sits down*
*really, really hates the dark*
Really, Mr. Voice? What kind of boring villain doesn't want to hurt people?
Adra, I don't...I don't think so...
I can't remember how I got here...
This iis rather annoying *glares at arm* I hate this feeling
*rocks back and forth*
*feels like the dark is pressing down on her/me*
That's classified, Miss Glee. However... No, no I mustn't tell.
Miss LeStarre, I helped with the genocide of two-thirds of the Indian Mage population. To say I am afraid of killing would be false.
*Looks over to Kessie*
... You ok?
Mr. Voice, who is it...classified...by...?
*is shaking now*
*Drew groans*
Drew: What the fuck... *he coughs hard*
(Ads is Drew still cuffed just to ask??)
*Lorcan sits down against the bars and slightly hits his head off it in frustration*
Lorcan: This is bullshit!! Getting passed around from cage to cage. Fuck this!!!
So what are we just sitting ducks? Yes? I knew it.
Jubi, I'm...I'm fine...
Never said anything about...being afraid, Mr. Voice...
Adra: Zaf... Calm.
Kessie, you as well. We'll get you out of here soon enough
But if I'm blind...
I can't...
((Uhm.... I'm not sure. No, I guess? Idk.))
*the intercom crackles a bit* No, but I'm sure you were thinking it.
((Pretty much, Zaf. XD and Kes is having a massive panic attack))
Adra: we'll figure it out. Just breathe, dear.
Sorry Adra I tend to not stay calm when I'm attacked by people and thrown in a cell I'm not fully recovered from Hyde atacking me and now this shit can we please just have peace? *le sigh* I did pick this when I stepped up to become Grand Mage
I try...never to be insulting...to people who have me at their mercy..., Mr Voice...
*Drew tries to stand up, coughing, but resides to just sitting against the wall*
Drew: Well that was a new experience...
*stands up, trembling*
((I'm debating just having her eyes have been closed...))
Adra: I know, Zaf. I know. We'll make sure you get out first, okay? Believe me... I don't think it's you they want. Not really..
Of course. In any case, enjoy your stay here, everyone. *the intercom turns off*
((Whatever works for you, Kessie :3))
Drew- yo, you alright?
*to everyone*
Does anyone have a phone or something on them?
So what was the point of taking all of us? They have a Supreme Council member but I mean just Ireland was against us....I swear if Niccolò is caught I will not leave until he's out too.
Drew: I have no idea, I feel kinda numb. They gassed the fuck out of me...
I have to go...
Someone can continue using Kes if you want, otherwise I fainted.
Bye!
I do! *searches through pockets and pulls out a flip phone*
*Looks at the screen* there's no signal here though...
((BYE KESSIIEEE! *supermegagoodbyetacklehugsofdoom*))
*laughs* Narcotics, Drew.
Zaf, he did say it was to remove witnesses, yeah?
Hmm...
It doesn't matter. We're getting out.
((That wasn't supposed I be in italics, sorry!))
Remove witnesses....but of what? What is so damn bad we gotta remove witnesses for? Some type of crime big ass crime
((Bye Kes!))
Look, if I knew, I'd tell ya.. *inspects the floor*
Hmmm.. Zaf, that bracelet you have. How strong is the metal?
Uhm its thin but it binds my magic, its the only way to bind my magic which usually nobody would know unless they knew me
*a low growl can be heard from Lorcan's cell*
Drew: Shit... *he stumbles up to his feet to the bars are his cell*
Lorcan? Lorcan, don't listen to your wolf. You're in a confined space buddy. Lorcan can you hear me?
..I wouldn't put anything past them. You're next to Lorcan, yeah? Do you think the electricity could short-circuit the symbols?
Lorcan, breathe. If you let him out here, you'll kill us all. Breathe. Slowly.
I think so if I do that it'll unbind my magic and I can shadow-walk....*moves towards the cell* tell me what to do
Okay. You'll need to put your arm through the bars to his cell... And he's going to really take one for the team. Although, with the way things are going, if he shifts, he won't have to instigate
*Lorcan punches his head and clutches his hair tightly*
Lorcan: I'm... trying... but... I... got... so ... angry.
Drew: It's okay Lorcan. It's okay to be angry but don't let your wolf use that as an excuse. He'll just kill, that's Alexis in included.
Yeah no sorry about this... Uh. A lot.
*taunts* AY LORCAN! CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE? I HEARD YOUR MOM'S SO DUMB, SHE GOT KILLED.
*inside* fuck fuck fuck fuck
*Wrings hands, glancing nervously at Lorcan*
Please don't....
((Sorry Em lol fair warning: disclaimer))
Jubi... *waves to her* hi. I'm. Get ready to run
*um
*has arm in cage* *whispers* please dont rip my arm off boy...
*Lorcan looks at Adra's cell and snarls. His eye colour intensifying*
Lorcan: What the fuck did you just say!!
Drew: Adra! What the fuck?
*continues, leaning through the bars* HEY LORE, I have some doggie treats if you want it!
*Nods* Ok
*Moves over to the door of the cell*
Lorcan, sorry- but it's gonna hurt in a second. I'm sorry. I'm terribly sorryx
Zaf, get ready to cut through their sigils on the. Locks of their doors
I'm ready...
*Lorcan jumps up and grabs the bars of his cell. His snarls becoming more vicious. The shape of his face begins to change*
*the ground beneath him lights up, electricity crackling and running over his whole form, much hotter than before*
*Feels face go pale* *Clutches bars of the cage*
*takes the oppurtunity and touches the ground with my bracelet the sigils short circuting my magic returning to me as I immediatly have shadows touch the ground and touch the sigils on the locks short circuting them as well* Owww holy shit....i never did this before..
*Lorcan screams in pain as he falls to his knees. The snarls subsiding to sobs*
*Drew steps back slightly, watching*
Drew: Jesus christ...
Alexis; Lorcan its okay you did this to help us *smiles*
*the ground stops shocking him and Adra straightens her face* Right. Good. Zaf, you know what to do
*covers mouth*
I got this....Adra when we make it back I may not be awake irs strain on my energy *closes eyes and reaches out to everyone touching them with the shadows* This is gonna feel weird, *shadow-walks with everyone out my breathing strained*
Jubi, you have to get through this. *looks at her sympathetically* Come on, Zaf unlocked your door
*Lorcan crawls over to the far corner of his cell and just cries*
Drew: I've never seen a pup as angry as him...
You make it back...
*rolls her eyes and shuts her door*
*sits back on her seat*
*looks around* We're back..? *Trying to compose self*
But.. that was WAY too easy.
*laughs weakly collapsing against tree* It's not us they wanted Jubi. If it was they'd have made sure we couldn't escape...*closes eyes* Oh god I feel light headed.
Oh...
*picks at her nail and walks around the cell*
*watches as the symbols glow red*
Hmm... Time to think, then
((Wait... so Adra's still over there?))
Adra....we can't go back yet. We need to let them think we have her they'll lower guard.
((Yeah. These people killed more than half of my mages. Like hell would I skip out on this))
*is asleep under tree* ((Zaffy poofs off to bed! Joy))
((Ah ok))
((Bye!()
((Ill proba go as well- PSAT tomorrow *hugs Jubi* Sorry babes night!))
GAH
Forgot I was here!
BAI GUYS!! *Supermegagoodbyetacklehugsofdoom*
GOOD LUCK ON THE PSATS TOMORROW, ADRA :D
*Gags* Why am I playing some stupid game where I'm going on a date with Justin Bieber...?
DEATHY!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
HAAAII!!!
why...
why would you do that
I...
I don't know...
do you have the ability to slap him?
(( *hums*))
Hello?
I'll be a bit... Anxious... But I'm here for a bit.
#ChaseForBook9
HAI
JUBI-BEAN
[Throws watermelon-flavored jelly beans at her]
#ChaseForBook9
FABIO!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
HAI!!! *eats a jelly bean*
How art thou on this fine evening, my dear Jubilance?
#ChaseForBook9
I am very well, dearest Fabienne.
How art thou?
I must confess, I am quite weary, and not without worries. I shall do my best not to allow them to interfere with our delightful conversation, however,
#ChaseForBook9
Oh dear... Well, I do hope that you feel better soon...
That's really cute :')
*hugs Fabi and Jubab*
SAPPHY!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
HAI!!
*tackleglomps Jubab in return* How are you? :)
I appreciate thy sentiment, Jubilance.
Good morrow too thee, Sapphire. How hast thou been? [hugs]
#ChaseForBook9
I am GOOD :D
How are YOU?
Good/ Busy/ Writing/ Tired/ Don't really know XD
*hugs Fabi again* Okay. Just take care, blogsis :)
I'll be fine, don't worry. [hugs]
I'm just worried about a family member.
#ChaseForBook9
Sorry! i poofed there, huh??
Hi Snowy! *hugs*
*hugs Fabi* Okay. That's normal.
-.-' god damm teachers, make up your mind.
she said free time and now she is saying no free time....
g2g, bye!
Aw, bye again Snow :(
Working on the New Zealand Sanctuary. Wbd...
Hi Snow!
Yup... Normal...
[Deciding whether to advance my plotline with Frank or wait until Thursday, when if all goes well, everything will be better]
#ChaseForBook9
Bye Snow :-(
Okay Saph.
#ChaseForBook9
Goodbye, everyone, then....
I'll still be here for a while, though...
#ChaseForBook9
Half
Hello
Is there anybody there
Can you see me
Can you hear me
I can scream just as loud
I can shout
I can cry
I can feel pain
I am human
Who are you
Please don’t leave
I don’t want to be alone
Hello
Hello
Cries fade to silence
Lights fade to shadows
Vision blurs and fades with tears
I always thought my mind would be rainbow
I always thought I was special
I expected more than bleak and gray
Hello
Hello
Hello
Three
Two
One
And then I don’t count anymore
I reached the end
#ChaseForBook9
hello...?
*reads fabi's comment* *huggles fabi*
Hello.
#ChaseForBook9
HI!! i am happy, in doctor who heaven... i have found a doctor who sound track for the tenth and eleventh doctors on youtube and.... heaven.
HEAVEN!!!
[hugs Snow]
[Mumbles cryptically]
:-)
#ChaseForBook9
*smiles happily*
The :-) being about Doctor Who Heaven.
Out of curiosity, have you seen any of the classic series?
#ChaseForBook9
XD guess what i'm gonna ded to?
DOCTOR WHO!! for being generally epic. *nods*
Best. Ded. Ever.
YES!! i love to doctor with the scarf...
oh and :
"would you like a jelly baby?"
*tear rolls down cheek* the doctor and rose's theme was just on...
"He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time and can see the turn of the universe. And... he's wonderful."
[Nods]
I'm getting sort of...bored...with the series I'm on, so I've been trying to find some of the older episodes.
#ChaseForBook9
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