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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 4801 – 4965 of 4965I'm notl losing him! Do what we must this is mild it i impossible to kill him from cold. It wasn't even 12hrs he was there we're okay guys. It's like being outside in winter without a jacket we just gotta....do what they must.
*tightens her jacket as well, straightening it and squaring her shoulders*
*backs away from the hugging people and crawls into blankets*
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Zaf, 12 hours in the snow is extremely lethal
Zafira, the cold will not kill him. But the increase in temperature will unless it is applied slowly.
*rubs hands together*
If Niccolo Croatoan has lasted this long, he's not going to die from a day in the snow.
Well at least he's in the blankets
Obviously, we need to cool him down a bit.
So put him back in the snow.
*is staring Niccolò down with very irritated expression on face*
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*kneels by him* Niccolò just I want to say that I'm glad you're safe. Never forget people care.
*hands Ari a thesaurus* Feel free
..
So many opinions. Can we not just get him somewhere inside? I have a defrosting room?
Wait, ok, I'm confused now. Should he be in the snow or warming up?
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I am flamboyantly confused!
*little yellow birds fly circles around her head*
*glances at thesaurus* *breaks into a smile* It's ok, Zaf. I'm lecturing him. Having this many people come out just to find him is probably punishment enough, though, to be honest.
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No... No he shouldn't. It's like frostbite. It burns so much you cool it down by sticking it into the snow. But, don't do that
Aretha, he should be warming up. But SLOWLY. The change in temperature between freezing cold and warm will do more harm than well anything and he will almost certainly die.
Tbh, the best thing to wrap him in would be tin foil.
...
So should I make a portal?
Oh yeah, plenty of that, Dragona
We're going to wrap him in tinfoil?
Like a baked potato?
*shifts back into human and crosses arms over chest, still shivering rather dramatically* Thank you all for your concern, but I am fine.
#ChaseForBook9
Well this is mine, Niccolò need not to fear me, *kisses his cheek gently* If you ever do this again I will have many people find you. I so should lecture you but I never will stay mad at you.
My van can't turn into tin foil . . .
*looks remorseful*
I need to rectify that.
Annika, the concept is basically the same. Tin foil is silver. Silver will reflect the heat that his body gives out back upon itself, meaning that it gives an even and natural increase in heat.
Bullshit
*glares at him*
Right.
Defrosting
*sees Zafira kiss Niccolo*
*swallows*
*looks away, reminded of something else*
*glares* No, you are most certainly not fine! That's what you get for burying yourself in the snow for- no, it's been longer than 12 hours now. I mean, really, were you trying to scare me to death?!
#ChaseForbook9
You really should get some tin foil.
So...
No lab?
*pulls a shovel put of her bag and begins digging to get to the ground*
Hello...?
*quietly stands there, watching the argument about Niccolo escalate*
Those who were wondering about Nixon and the fires, he's in Melbourne. The fires would have to come through me first before they get to him.
*takes a step away from Zafira* *winces slightly at Aretha's glare*
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Greetings, Ms. Braginski.
*sigh*
I will check and see if I have tin foil.
*taps symbol on teacup*
*teacup turns into black van*
*climbs into the back of the van*
I have to go now. Bye!
*throws tin foil at Aretha and Adra*
I'm sorry for that but it was your punishment. *smiles at him* you're alive! ((If you wanna see me as a Redhood I'll email everyone))
Sir!
Long time no see, old friend!
*climbs out of van*
*bitterly* I have no tin foil . . .
*taps symbol on van*
*van turns into a black duck*
*aggresively picks up duck and pats its head*
Ah! Sir! How do you do?
Hi Sparky, Sir
Bye Dragona
Oh, happy Aussie birthday, Derek.
((I must leave now- my apologies. I shall return as quickly as I can, although that may be some time. I am currently uncertain. Thank you all for your efforts.))
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Nope. Never mind.
*Vanishes*
Indeed, the time elapsed between our previous meeting and now is quite formidable.
((See you later I'll be back by 7:30-8pm when I go))
Oh. Goodbye, Niccolo!
Hi/Bye Rose-
Bye Ari/Nic
Bye Zaf?
I'm so confused as to who is here and who isn't
Um
Greetings, Doctor, Ms. Adrasdos, and Ms. Zafira.
Good bye, Dragona, Ms. Rose, and Mr. Croatian.
I suppose I feel well. I remain tired, however...
I am here for a few
I am here!
I am here!
Greetings, Ms. Emerald, as well.
Blogland certainly is chaotic today...
And I am holding my van/duck and stroking his feathers.
As you can see, we are in a bit of confusion.
Tired? Ehehe I don't think staying up past 11 helped.
There's so many people
Less chaotic than earlier, though, when we were just singing various excerpts from musicals.
(I am, while in Blogland, watching YouTube videos of J. Michael Tatum panels.
This 36-year-old man is wearing a cowboy hat with bunny ears and he speaks with a dignified English accent.
I think I'm in love.)
That was... Something
*sighs* He's safe
Well, I probably would still be here if people had acknowledged my existence. People were wondering about Nix last night and I knew Nix was around Melbourne. Those people are here, too. So I told them. Simple. But I didn't even receive a word until I left.
That pisses me right off.
My little brother does that to me too. Except I actually speak to him. He purposely ignores me, screams at me after for pestering him... And this is the family member I'm closest to.
My whole family call me 'The Scrawny Runt'. I know I'm the runt. Everyone gets along with each other when I'm excluded...
I just never thought it would apply here too...
So, I'm off. TTFN... Maybe for longer... I don even wan to think about it.
Well, as long as Niccolo is okay, everyone is happy.
*sigh*
Whoa . . .
Death Rose, I'm sorry we made you feel that way . . .
Do as you wish Rose itwas you who left not us force you
...I just forgot everyone in my greeting comment, Rose. I didn't ignore you, there were just so many names
*sighs*
*sits down in the snow*
*watches her van waddle away, quacking*
Oh and I talked to Nix earlier and I didn't know how to answer so I didn't
Actually I just completely left for like three minutes and by then you moved on so..
In any case, she's gone... So..
Moving along for me, I suppose
*frowns slightly, clicking through Derek's old blog posts*
Guys...
Is there a Thing wrong, Sparky?
Sparky we go to My House My Museum next. But anyhow whats up?
We missed my second Blogversary.
It was two days ago.
What
What
*gives her a skulcake* HAPPY BELATED BLOGERVERSARY
HAPPY BLOGERVERSARY!
I can't believe I missed it...
*takes the skulcake and smiles*
Two years.
*throws explosive confetti* HAPPY BELATED BLOGVERSARY!
You deserve all of the things, Sparky!
Gerbils!
Candy!
Ice cream!
Mattresses!
Canadians!
Walmart!
ALL THE THINGS!
Awh :3 that's adorable
You're two
Older than you, Adra.
(I had to submit a poem for English class in the style of Edgar Allen Poe. Here it is:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've been buried alive
Life sucks, so do you)
Technically I'm three
Actually, I found the blog in the seventh grade
I'm in tenth now :)
But not you, Sparky! We love you. Happy two years!
*showers her with all the things*
Indeed. While it may be delayed, I sincerely hope you have an excellent Blogversary.
I've been following the blog for years, now, but only started commenting fairly recently.
Gtg bbl
I don't understand why his poetical works aren't refered to as Edgar Allen Poems.
See what I did there?
Bye Zaf-
That's how I was, Anni
But I'm officially One
Thank you, Sir.
Adra, I've been following the blog for at least four years now.
I was under the impression that a Blogversary date is determined by the first time you spoke here.
Good bye, for now, Ms. Zafira.
I did indeed, Doctor.
BUT SPARKYYY
I thought you were older than that
Uh, it is...?
I like your profile picture, Sir. Is that you?
To be honest, I've got no idea what any of us (in the role-play sense) look like. I just have this mental image of y'all in my head, just like when you read a book where the characters are never described.
No, Doctor, merely a man with an excellent sense for proper attire.
Do I look like anything?
In all fairness you've never seen me fight, which I'm sure I can rectify, but I am curious.
Well, he has excellent taste.
Actually, do you think I'm a boy or a girl?
Curious?
What do you mean?
As far as what I picture you as? Because I'm certain I'm completely off-base with all of you.
The problem is, even if y'all describe yourselves, I've probably still be stuck with the images in my head.
Sparky.
Don't be offended by this if you're not.
But I assumed you were a girl because, frankly, there seem to be more girls than boys in Blogland.
Yes, that exactly, Annika.
*throws praise to the great gods Snikum*
YES I AM A GIRL THANK YOU
I suppose so, Doctor.
Sparky, gender is a rather irrelevant distinction, in my humble opinion.
My profile picture is called a profile picture for a reason :3
HALLELUJAH!
I'M NOT A TOTAL NUMBSKULL!
Yes, for yours, Adra, I assumed that picture was you. You're probably the only one I have an accurate picture of.
My profile chibi is what Emerald looks like... well minus the ears, they are just put on for the craic :)
Yeah, I actually did a portrait of Doctor Precocious on DreamSelfy for a profile picture, but I couldn't figure out how to get it as a profile pic. I should probably try again . . .
Oh, shit. SPARKS!! NO FAIR!! DONT GO PICKIG ON MY IN THE HUNGER GAMES BECAUSE I CAN SWIM!!! NO FAIR!! I'M GONNA DIE!!! I WANT TO DIE FROM AN AVALANCHE!!!
What...?
That was a wee random
DEATH I'M PICKING ON YOUR HUNGER GAMES BECAUSE YOU HAD THE BEST SCORES IT ISN'T PERSONAL I MEAN LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO NIX AND PHOENIX I DON'T THINK YOU REALLY WANT IT TO BE PERSONAL
Okay... I missed something. Cool
Hey Sir! Heads up! *gently tosses a book to him*
Erm.
*catches it, awkwardly*
Do you have some sort of reason for tossing a book at me, that you wish to divulge?
*frowns*
Why don't I get a book tossed at ME?
SPARKY IM HURT! I GOT IODINE THPUGH AND THE BOYS ARE HEADING OFF TO SCOUT OUT WHAT IS NOW YOUR AREA!! IF THEY DIE, IM STUCK WITH THREE BACKPACKS, A WOUNDED ARM UP A FREAKIN TREE!!!!!!! ILL HANG MYSELF WITH THE WIRE!!
death i'll say this once if the boys enter my sight they're not leaving it alive you have been warned be careful
*sneaks in and pretends that she never poofed for a few minutes*
I told Eden that... They're hopefully gonna back out... Or just not get in your sight... Tug will machete you to death, if you don't give him a chance. He's like a little faithful dog. With a machete and heaps of muscle.
Because you weren't there for out conversation last night.
Ahem
It's an old book of mine- I thought you might enjoy it, Sir. It's, ah, Dickens. Though now that I think about it, you've probably read it before
Hey Em?
Fair, enough, Adra.
Fair enough.
Yes?? :)
Perhaps. Which work of his, in particular?
Ah, THERE'S my picture!
Oh, how I do I love thee, DreamSelfy, let me count the ways . . .
I'm not wearing my magical sequinned tuxedo jacket. Just my lab coat, today . . .
Oh. Wrong hey.
That was a "hi Em?" Because I didn't know you poofed :3
*clears her throat*
A TALE OF TWO CITIES
Anni, that's lovely! Aww it's adorable
And I like to think the suitcase is my van.
*laughs heartily at Death*
Machete me to death sweetie how do you think I scored a ten
(I don't like fanfiction, but I'm a huge fan of fanart, so DreamSelfy is kind of awesome for me. I like drawing, but I'm not particularly good, so DreamSelfy is kind of an awesome way to basically make fanart of my favorite characters without having them look awful . . .)
Solid, Anni :3
Ah, yes, an excellent work. Well, I could hardly take this novel away from you for any considerable amount of time.
Please, keep it for yourself.
If you don't want to read it, that's fine- but.. It was a suggestion. I mean, if you would like to read it, that's fine too..?
(I have to go . . .
Goodbye.)
Well, I got an eight. Tug got an eight too. Eight plus eight equals sixteen. Sixteen plus Eden's five equals twenty one.
We will beat you, Sparks...
Bye, Anni - *waves*
I'll post what I look like, but first I want to know what I look like in your head, Anni! I'd love to hear what you think Niccolò looks like, too, but I don't have any pictures of him to post.
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Ms. Adrasdos, if you insist, I suppose reading it once more shall hardly harm me.
Thank you.
*falls over laughing*
Yes and ten plus ten plus nine plus eight plus eight plus seven equals fifty fucking two I wish you luck in that endeavour.
Aaand she's gone. Ah well.
Death!!!! You're here!!!!! *tacklehugs* Hi!
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Actually, make that twenty. Tug only got 7... Damn...
Damn it...
Bye Precocious.
*sigh*
I checked back one last time to see your tearful farewells.
And now I'll describe Aretha and Niccolo.
Fully aware that I am way, way off-base.
Um. I'm just scrolling up, and- Sir called Niccolò Mr. Croatian, instead of Croatoan. I find that amusing. :)
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*Sobs* I hate you Sparks... I after someone else... I don't want to die in the Games...
*Hugs Ari back* Sup? Sparky's gonna kill me because I'm the Career's next target. I'm going to flipping die. I'm stuck up a bloody tree.
Yay! *nods*
Hello Aretha
Oh, hi again, Anni!
...Is this in some sort of story where I can't help you, Death? Because if it is, I wish you the best of luck, and if it isn't... *maniacal laughter*
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Aretha:
I picture you as a very autumn-type person, with black hair, but who likes to wear a lot of browns and oranges and reds. I think that you always have something in your hair, like a ribbon or clip or barbed wire. You have very soft, kind-looking eyes, and though you are small, you are very wiry and strong. You don't wear makeup, but your cheeks are always pink. You also have a light, airy voice.
*Stares at Aretha in fear* Dude. You're scary. This is in the Hunger Games...
Niccolo:
I picture him as a person who would not look out of place anywhere, be it a MacDonald's, Buckingham Palace, or a dark alley. He has short white hair, and wears collared shirts and jeans. He has very frightening eyes, and when you look into them, you feel like you are falling town that space-time tunnel in the opening theme song of Doctor Who. He has a soft voice, but one that clearly says that he is not to be messed with. He is also somewhat fond of the color green.
I apologize for the typographical error, Aretha.
Fond of the color green
Well...
That's particular
Hey.
When I dream inaccurate dreams,
I dream big.
*sigh*
I'm working on an Oscar Neurotic DreamSelfy . . .
*Pictures Niccolò in Maccas* Wouldn't surprise me f he was there... I wanna go to Maccas now and see f I can find him...
Ofc Anni
Rose I thought you said maracas
*laughs*
Oh. Wow. That's... Um, that's really nice, actually. I'm flattered. Thank you. This is what I look like, and what I usually wear. >
I'm about 5'9, but sort of thin, so I don't know if you count that as small or not, but yeah. And I don't ever wear makeup, but I also don't ever wear anything in my hair. Sometimes I spike it, though. My eyes are hazel (sort of green and sort of brown, both at the same time) if that matters. I sometimes wear wire bracelets, though. I always wear cargo pants and then some brightly colored shirt over them, and when I wear a jacket it's black leather, but it's short and only reaches my waist, so not like Niccolò's. And my hair is short and brown. Sometimes I think I should wear bows in it, but I never get around to it, mostly just because I don't care enough.
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*whispers*
Olé
Nope. MacDonalds in Australia is actually called Maccas. They changed the Aussie name because everyone here calls it that.
Okay so I'm just gonna do a bit of roleplaying between Drew and Lorcan.
Anyone is welcome and I encourage you to feel welcome into it.
Okay??
*bows*
I have to leave, and eat dinner. But I will probably return after I finish my Oscar Neurotic DreamSelfy, and I can send it to anyone who wants to see it when I'm through.
Or maybe temporarily change my profile to it . . .
I don't know. I'll think of something.
K Em
It's okay- I am ashamed of McDonalds as well
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