For those of you who have read KOTW, you may remember the mention of a certain Ronda Rousey and her now-legendary armbars.
THIS is the type of woman I want my nieces to be like when they grow up.
And now I must go. I have a lot of work to do on my day off...
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*slams Eden into a wall and ties him to it*
*sighs. Heals robin, Pushes Eden back, uses shadows to literally tear Eden apart. But its hard to do so.* Robin! Help!
Puts goggles over good eye and stabs Jon. Face it I'm too good
Gotta go Guys
Chokes Jon and beats rob
Bye Jon...
*conjures army of giant stone statues to kill Eden*
Oh Kal xD
Haha one left stabs robs
Eden, stop calling me Rob and Robs. It's not my name and I'll assume you're talking to someone else.
Kal truce. Threaten rob to call off the statues
But it annoys you right but I'll stop noogies robin
*waves the statues to the side*
Why are you called Rob, anyway, Robin is much nicer.
I don't like Rob, Willow
Thank you now I think it's time to forgive and forget
Forgive and forget what?
Thanks Kallie
I mean stop fighting it gets tiring not being able to kill the person your fighting
Especially when you're clearly better
Isn't it just *grins*
Oh, more practice :P
I killed you a couple of times healing ruins it a lot that's why I disintegrated jons arm so he couldn't reattach It and think I won cause I only lost one eye
And you're completely blind an have few teeth
Thank you sorry for shooting anyway I just thought you were gonna hit me
I could have chosen to just heal my eyes and teeth but I decided to let you have one. Winning is boring sometimes.
Sure
*shrugs* Not bothered. The fights are fun.
Yeah especially when Kal makes fun comments in between
And I'm not mr fluffypants
And there's not tutu * feeds bob a sugar cube *
Goodnight everybody
Bye Eden
*throws glitter on Kallie*
*takes picture of Eden in the tutu*
I've gotta go byebye
Hahaha! Guess what my friend told me?
When I was at the signing, and hyperventilating like I told you, the people in line were saying "Ding! Ding!" and pretending they had a timer.
I HAD A LOT OF BOOKS, OKAY?
Okay now bye!
xD
my stupid mouth hurts
and i want chocolate
and no one is hear to listen to me complain
Derek get on!
ugh i shall lay here and watch you through the screen
What are you doing right now i want chocolate and my mouth hurts and i want to hit someone right now
I hate little kids they just arent my thing you know? i mean if i had a little sister i think i would be OK with that you know? but they just sorta freak me out like cats do
CATS *spits out the word and scrunches up face* Cats with their stupid smug faces and their mean little evilness you know is hidden behind those smug little faces CATS
have we started talking about the "short film" yet?
*silent*
AHH the short film? oh with the real actors? nope i am talking to myself
hi
that was really unnessesary for me to put ha
bye
Hi anyone that's here.
CATS ARE EPIC. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Im backish
Cats are epic. It is a fact of life.
*sneaks up behind Thrust, grabs whipped cream and sprays into mouth. Goes on a sugar high killing spree.
*shocked*
*swallow cream*
*Joins kes on spree*
*sneazes orange juice on stove and makes pancakes*
*climbs up invisible ladder and rides a horse in the sky*
*runs away from paper airplane sky dragon*
*jumps on paparazzi airplane sky dragon and uses it to chase Thrust*
*paper
-Thrust that WAS you last night right?
... sorry?
digs deep hole and sits there.
has a tea party
complete with disco ball
With Val, and Justin Beiber?
*stops dragon, jumps off, taps symbols on arms, and sends blue pulse at Thrust*
Or that may have been JonathonMoore....
*hurls red daggers of light*
nope no clue what youre talking bout.
mind .. telling me?
Hi Kal! Ooh cookies! Nomnomnom I'm good, you?
Thrust- ok, so last night jonathon Moore had whipped cream and sprayed it on Val V.'s face. I licked it off so he then sprayed some on Justin Beiber's face in the hopes I would lick it. Needless to say, I refused.
DID SOMEONE SAY JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!! *Scary face as in I want to kill him for being a terrerble singer*
That was youlast night right? With the whipped cream? Hi....
Yea.... Lol that sounds SOOOOOOO Dodgy Hey Kestral
Um.. Yeah.
*suddenly taps symbols on arms and sends
out blue pulse*
*Dodges pulse, calls shadows and sends spears of darkness towards U*
The sparrow flies south for winter.
ouch kal. cookies hurt. Ouch kes. Blue pulse hurts.
*taps more symbols, which create a shield, and the
Sends glowing red daggers*
I SAID the sparrow flies south for winter.
HAHA *Dodges spears, grappels with you, kick your knee and punch you in the face*
*because of lack of reaction, punches Jon*
The sparrow does indded, fly south for winter.
*taps symbols which cause me to teleport on top of Jons head, and quadruple in weight*
*Blocks Kestrals next strike* Hold on Kes!
I'm a 320 lb weight on your head. Take that!
*Taps a symbole of my own and causes Kestrals symbols to become ineffective for the next 71 seconds* Wait one second.
*Floating off the ground* Hey Killista! Names Jon.
I gotta go, Bye
Your not a symbolist... Andmy symbols have a built in protection against that.
*whacks Jon over the head with a piano*
BYE!
So... Kal. Awesome name.
There's another one over there somewhere.
Do you know what a Kestrel is? I'm thinking of changing my last name to LeStarre or Skye
I'm bored......
Yep. A bird of prey. Which do you prefer?
Alright, I gtg. Night. Unless it's day wherever you are.
Oh my Golden God
hiya
I hate when this happens...
New post!
Hiya!
How are you all?
Oh wow. Wow. My first post... and now I am (justifiedly) scared of saying something in case I get cream sprayed at me/pixie dust thrown on me/hit by anything/one in the immediate vicinity etc etc...
Anyway... KOTW is EPIC. just saying. in case anyone ever doubted it. signed copies are even better!!! yay!!
heh heh... accidentally posted 3 times... no comment
'Ello!
HELL YES. I WON. *does a dance*
I haven't seen a blog post maxed out for a long time.
Hahahahaha! My dog pooped in my brother's room!
SERENDIPITY IS THE COOLEST DOG EVER
KARMA
LOL Val
So tired.
then sleep!
Go to bed Willow!
I won't sleep.
You should.... You know, and not die.
*sighs*
I'd like to dedicate this blog to a healthy Em... I LOVE YOU SWEETS!!!!
Also, to the Giggler... <3 ya!!!
And to everyone else in the Minion Partyyyyyy
You all make me a better person, and you save me from boredom.
*hugs*
*raises glass*
HEAR HEAR
Yay i got ded to xD
...Minion Party?
Yush. On skype... It's me, Em, Zaf, Gep, NJ, Red, Helena...
If only you GOT one, Val... xD
For your information, I have a Skype account, I just never get to go on.
Your.worst.nightmare98
I like being a minion. *nods*
Writing, will be distant (er)
DIE EMERALD!!! *pokes*
I love your skype name XD Mine's robin.snowscar :P
I gtg... *hugs*
LOVE YOU ALL
Bye Adra
Bye Adra!
I go too.
Goooood Morning/Afternoon/Night/Evening/What
ever it is where you are.
*Hugs Everyone*
Hey, Cameron!
Hello!
How are you?
I am great thank you. (:
And yourself?
Cold.
Haha, I could agree with you on that one. My feet are freezing.
Hi, I am just procrastinating...... I tend to do that a lot
Lol Okay
Cameron, I have never meet you before, its nice to.
Adra!!! *hugs* I sent you an email of the next Pleasant Dae chapter!
Hey eve!
Dammit, she's gone....I'll post it soon
I AM A PROCRASTINATOR YES I AM HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL.
HI Eve. Does anyone else here have a pintrest account?
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Im so bored D:
Hello people who came!
Eve I saw the next chapter
I'm going to go, it's nearly two a.m. Night!
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I'm going to go, it's nearly two a.m. Night!
I'm going to go, it's nearly two a.m. Night!
I'm going to go, it's nearly two a.m. Night!
I'm going to go, it's nearly two a.m. Night!
I'm going to go, it's nearly two a.m. Night!
I'm going to go, it's nearly two a.m. Night!
I'm going to go, it's nearly two a.m. Night!
I'm going to go, it's nearly two a.m. Night!
I'm going to go, it's nearly two a.m. Night!
I'm going to go, it's nearly two a.m. Night!
Ooops
Hey Zafira :D
Hello Random people
Zafira, can you help me? I published the chapter, but I don't know how to fix it. It's gone all funny, can you publish it again for me?
Hey
Hiya!!!
Hi to all the smart people here who decided to talk on here!
Sorry Safari decided to hateth me
Here's my story SO far!
The young girl looked at the detective and away again. She couldn’t stand to look at a skeleton when she was guilty. She looked at his partner. Valkyrie Cain, she snarled in her head. She longed for the shackles to be off. If her hands were tied behind her back with rope or even ordinary shackles, they’d all be dead. Well maybe not the skeleton, he has a way of avoiding death. First with Serpine, then Vengeous, then the Faceless Ones. She doubted that she’d live long if the skeleton was around when she killed Cain.
Bide your time, the voice in her head thought.
“Well, Miss Rose,” Pleasant said in his velvety voice.
“Death,” She said then added, “please” after the stern look from Cain.
“Okay then, Death. I believe you know about the murders of Elizabeth Time and Magnet Cannon.” He asked and if he had a face, she would have bet he would have raised an eyebrow,
“Of course, who doesn’t?”
“Well, we have evidence to believe that you are responsible for their murders.”
She looked shocked but inside she cursed. Three hours ago I killed them! Three hours and they know it was me! “I’m sorry but. . .” She trailed off, conjuring tears into her eyes. She looked at Cain and continued in a very practiced, yet convincing voice. “They were like family to me and you think that I killed them?”
“Yes, and don’t do that voice with us. We found the recordings of your voice like this.” Cain pulled out a tape recorder and pressed play.
“Please, they were like family to me!” The voice said in a saddened tone. “Yeah, that’s good enough!” The voice sounded chipper again.
She cursed again. “That wasn’t me,” she insisted in that tear swollen voice again. “I swear! You can bet my boyfriend’s life on it!”
“Well, we don’t believe you.” Cain said in a humorous tone. God was she annoying. “So we have someone who is going to watch you,” she continued and the door opened to reveal a fifteen year old kid with brownish-blondish hair. He had blue eyes and to lighten her mood, it looked like he had a cowlick.
“Hi, Death Rose. Should I call you Death, or Rose, or Rosie or. . .” He trailed off, looking uncomfortable.
“Death will be fine, thanks.” She said, smiling. Damn the teary voice, she thought.
“Well Death, you won’t notice me at all. I’ll be watching you closely at all times. And, just to be thorough, if you do see me – which is highly unlikely due to me being a teleporter and all, I’ll be erased from your memory with this,” He held up a metal cylinder, about the size and width of a pencil, and had a black symbol carved into it. There was a button on the top, “I’ll be erased from your memory and this conversation will be wiped.” He clicked the button and everything went black.
She woke up in her bed. Wow, was that a wired dream! She thought and went downstairs to make her breakfast.
The dream was about a fifteen year old kid with a cowlick and he was talking. She was somewhere in the Sanctuary – she guessed – and he had a . . . She couldn’t remember.
She grabbed the strawberry oats and put them in the microwave. BANG! She spun around and heard a pop! The sound of air closing around a suddenly disappearing object. Teleporter, her mind informed her. She walked over to her bedroom where the sound originated from and found her pile of books knocked over. She raced over, making sure there were no dog-eared pages and the covers weren’t bent. The microwave beeped.
She walked over to the microwave and saw that her oats were already out. Hmm. . . . I think my house is possessed. She got on her old laptop, her breakfast forgotten and looked up the earliest flight to Australia. She had a friend there, and old guy friend called Demon Fire. Very cliché. He was an elemental, who focused on fire manipulation. He could sense if a fire was lit a few kilometers away, he was also responsible for the Black Saturday bush fires a few years back. He also knew a lot about demons. The earliest flight to Australia was in a half hour. She could make that.
She jumped in a taxi and went to the airport. She had her luggage already packed the night before and . . . Wait! I didn’t pack anything! I was out for dinner with Billy-Ray Sanguine and then I went straight to bed! She frowned at her luggage. How did the demon do that? She thought of all her personal items she had in there and blushed a deep red.
The plane ride lasted longer than she had expected. She thought that she saw that fifteen year old boy from her dream, but when she looked again; he had vanished. Demon Fire was waiting at the Melbourne airport to pick her up. Whenever a mortal got too close, they’d slip into coded words. A girl walked up beside them. She was about fifteen and coppery coloured hair. She was quite pretty and she had a nice smile. “Hi! I’m Helena Ember Sky! But please, call me Hel.”
“I’m Rose and this is my friend,” she thought for a reasonable name. “Peter.”
“Yes, Peter.” He said dryly.
“Of course Peter, or should I call you Demon Fire or. . .”
“Okay, so you know about us, or at least our names! So what?” Fire asked irritably. Don’t get on his bad side, Death begged in her mind. She remembered an old friend, Crystal Darkflair who had once got on Fire’s dark side.
“Oh Demon!” Darkflair taunted, dancing around the trees in the park. “Come and get me if you can?” She smiled and bolted.
“I’ll get you alright.” Fire growled and raced after her.
Darkflair was all legs, her legs were so strong they could kick a hole in a brick wall. Death had seen it first hand; inches away from her head.
Darkflair raced past Death and wind whipped Darkflair’s legs out from under her.
She landed with a thud. “Ugh,” She groaned and rolled on to her back as a man in a dark brown suit came over to her. She flicked her black hair out of her blue eyes. “You win,” She said, defeated.
“I said ‘I’ll get you’.” Fire reminded her and clicked his fingers. The fire spread all over his body but he didn’t feel it. “Here, I’ve got you.” He reached down and touched Darkflair’s hair and she was suddenly enveloped in fire.
“Demon Fire!” Death screamed; he couldn’t do this. This was insane! “Stop!”
But Fire wouldn’t listen. Darkflair just kept screaming and tried to get rid of the wall of air pushing down on her. The flames were licking her skin away; literally.
Death shuddered and yelled again. “FIRE! STOP!” But he wasn’t listening.
Death looked at her hands then at Fire’s shoulders. This was going to hurt; bad!
She put her hands on Fire’s shoulders and – ignoring the fire dancing up her arms – she imagined the world upside down and willed the objects to twist and turn. She felt her hair falling forward and then it felt as if Death was hanging upside down. Fire still had his hands on Darkflair’s hair. Fire suddenly realized that he was upside down and pulled his hands off. Death kicked him away, turned gravity back to normal. She brushed the fire off her arm and raced over to Darkflair’s burnt body and looked for any signs of life. There was no skin or clothing. Her hair was burnt and all you could see was a dark red puddle and a skeleton.
She was pulled out of the memory by Hel saying, “I work with the Australian Sanctuary. I’ve heard reports of you coming in and I thought I’d make sure you arrived on time.” She smiled but Death thought she saw curiosity in her eyes.
“Thanks, Hel.” Death said and took her hand. “Demon, be a dear and wait for us. We’ll just be a moment.” Death and Hel walked over to the ladies bathroom.
“What do you think you’re doing?” Death hissed at Hel. Was she crazy? Obviously she was, she was trying to annoy Demon Fire for God’s sake! If she was working with the Australian Sanctuary, she’d have to know what he had done to Crystal Darkflair! Death couldn’t control he anger. She glared at the blue tiled floor and suddenly, a crack appeared and the longer she glared at it, the deeper the crack grew. By the time she looked back at Hel, the crack was a good two metres deep.
“Nice move,” Hel said, studying the crack. “The wonders it could do for the Sanctuary. We wouldn’t have to clean so many scythes that way.”
Well I'll meet Aussies in power eh?
*grins*
Hmmm?
Nothing 10:21pm ignore my rambling
HA! Going through imgdaddy and saw one of those iMessage conversations, here's what part of it said:
Mum: Do you want a chicken?
Son/daughter: A chicken? Like...a live one?
*points to Son/daughter* Ma bro
Nice Evie!
Death frowned and remembered not to glare. If she did, Hel would die. Hel quickly checked under the stalls and gave the all clear. Death locked the door. “You haven’t answered my question. What do you think you’re doing?”
“I’m the welcoming party to the land of Oz! Just so we get our facts straight, you’re and adept. Trained in various martial arts and can glare at thing and make them die, or in this case, crack.” She looked at Death for approval.
“Yes, and I can also rearrange gravity,” Death imagined every thing turning upside down and she felt like she was hanging upside down on a tree again. She loved the sensation of her hair weighing down on her.
“Neat!” Hel said, grinning.
“Okay, what about you. I need to know about you due to you knowing about me. An eye for an eye.”
Hel stared and Death thought that she made no sense. After a moment, Hel said, “I’m an elemental, necromancer and an Adept. I’m in on all the secrets about Australia and magic. Did you know that Kevin Rudd is a necromancer? He studies in an underground temple under the Parliament house.
I love the idea of Kevin Rudd being a necromancer, WBU?
Hello???
Isn't anyone here???
Hello?
Hiya!
Do you like my story???
Nah, you probably don't get it Death xD
Hi Eve! I just broke up with Billy Ray and now me and Dexter Vex are together!
I actually enjoyed that, Death. Is kevin rudd the one who.. uh... Who's kevin rudd, again?
The characters are strong and I loved the "demon" thing. Cool backstory.
Yeah, my little brother is Demon Fire! Kevin Rudd is Australia's last prime minister.
Thanks!
Death must have looked confused because Hel explained. “Kevin Rudd is Australia’s last Prime Minister. It’s like America’s President but,” she looked at the water from the toilets coming towards her. “Can you please set me back normally?”
“Sure,” Death said and Hel fell on her knees while Death stayed on her feet. She crossed he arms over her chest.
“Julia Gillard, Australia’s newest Prime Minister is a mortal. One of our psychics said if we told her, she’d turn Australia into a war zone. So when you need to find Kevin Rudd; go to the basement. Look for the iron grate and slide it open. Then you’ll be in tunnels. Go left, left, forwards through the fork, right then down the next grate at the end of the dead end. Then, at the intersection with the seven passages, go to your fifth left. That’s all through trial and error. And guess what, you know-”
There was a rap in the bathroom door. Death and Hel looked at each other.
“Who is it?” Hel called out. She kept looking towards the back of the room.
“It’s Airport Security. We have reports of yelling from other passengers. And this door should never be locked.”
“The sparrow flies south for winter. Leave me alone.” Hel said and she put her fore-finger to her lips, meaning Death should be quiet.
She nodded and the Airport Guard said, “Yes, of course.”
It was silent for ten seconds then Hel cursed. “Skulduggery Pleasant uses that code when he’s about to hit someone in front of Valkyrie. Us mages here use it as a way of saying, ‘Hi, we are mages; let us do what we want.’ That Airport Security was employed by us, the Melbourne Sanctuary.”
I love the code idea. This story is brilliant. Truely BRILLIANT. The brilliance is overflowing! its coming out of my sceen, desipating into the air. My house is full of brilliance because of you, Death.
Thanks!
It's just something I'm half paying attention to!
Thanks again!
*Dexter Vex give me a hug but I run out of his arms and give Thrust a atomic hug!*
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