I've enjoyed this tour. Yes, I hate leaving my life for weeks at a time, and staying in hotel after hotel and getting flight after flight is not exactly fun, but every reader I've met and book I've signed (no matter how hurriedly) just seems to replenish my energy.
I've met so many people from this Blog, from the Forums, from the Facebook page, and then thousands more, and each and every one of you have been good-humoured and cool. I'm not even going to MENTION the hyperventilating teenage girls.
I've been given loads of pictures, loads of letters (that I'll read on the flight home), loads of odd little toys and, er, marmite... which was nice of them...
The weather was almost bearable, even if the heat did seem to just magnify in certain places, and no event was anything less than fun. So thank you, Minions-with-funny-accents, for making this tour a great success.
In other news, some of you will have heard of the BBC shooting something Skulduggery-related. It's to do with the books- not a movie or a Skulduggery TV show (I'd have told you if it was)- but it is something cool and quirky and a lot of fun, and I'm dying to see their stylistic interpretation. It's going to be pretty short, I think, and I'm just sitting back and letting them do their own thing.
The next bit of the KOTW tour will focus on Ireland. For those of you who want to attend the launch in Eason bookshop in Dublin, either go to the Eason website or visit the Skulduggery Pleasant homepage and click on "Latest News". There's a whole host of signings in Cork and Swords and Drogheda and Kilkenny and Kildare, plus a rather unique event in the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dun Laoighaire on September 5th. Here's what it says on the website:
Did you know that Derek Landy started his career writing screenplays? Did you know he is one of Ireland’s biggest cinema buffs, with a collection of memorabilia that makes movie nerds go weak at the knees? Joined by Eason’s Children’s Books Buyer (and wannabe Hobbit) David O’Callaghan, Derek Landy will share his favourite cinema moments in this exclusive festival event, where he’ll highlight some of the films that have inspired his phenomenal Skulduggery Pleasant series.
If we ask very nicely, he may even show us some of his original props and costume pieces from the likes of Superman and Alien. If we don’t ask nicely, he might just demonstrate some of his black-belt karate moves on poor Bilbo O’Callaghan! Either way, a fantastic evening’s entertainment lies in store, so make sure you’re there to witness the silver-screen shenanigans! Of course, Derek will also be talking about his new book, Kingdom of the Wicked, as well as signing after the event.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1401 – 1600 of 4841 Newer› Newest»*pokes Ariana in the eye* Stop being creepy.
I'm Phoenix.
You don't know me.
No, you're FLAME PHOENIX!
Call him Flame!
Ow! RAWR!
Hello Flame!
Rawr nothing! I WILL DESTROY YOU! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And after I destroy you, I'll give you all the spoilers to Kingdom of the Wicked once I read it!
AHHHHH!!! You can destroy me, but NO spoilers!!!
Hehehehe... I already know some because of a certain person *coughSparkycough*
ARIANA! QUESTION! You wanna come to the Skulduggery party this year?
YES!!!
Okay, I must add you to the list... Don't you think Amanda should be Eliza Scorn this time? Eliza has red hair and green eyes and she's a psychopath. Perfect for Amanda.
Who should YOU be?
I agree, Amanda would be the perfect Eliza! As for me... I should be Skulduggery!!!
No, you can't be Skulduggery! Because what if Derek comes? He has to be Skulduggery!
(Yes, the Derek thing is a long shot, but it still could happen)
There's a character in Death Bringer named Adrienna Shade, you know.
*GASP* She stole my name!!! I have to eat now! Bye!
Bye Ariana!
Also, text me when you know who to be!
Was it Adrienna?
And I'm Phoenix!
Not Flame!
Yeah, Adrienna was some Necromancer who was going to be a Cleric until Melancholia killed her.
And you're FLAME! YOU CANNOT DENY IT!
IM PHOENIX! NOT FLAME!!!
Wheres everyone???
I don't know, Flame. Maybe the Vashta Nerada ate everyone.
Vasha Nerada?
RAWR...
Vashta Nerada are the pirannahs of the air...
And who would know this..?
People who watch Doctor Who, of course! I bet Derek knows...
Well I don't...
I'm going to sleep now.
Bye.
Goodbye... Here comes a candle to light you to bed, here comes a chopper to chop off your head, chop, chop, chop.
Nice Doctor Who reference there Ariana.
I love the God Complex.
Oh, hello again. Yeah the God Complex is one of my favorite episodes.
Oh, by the way Ariana, my mumzy says you can come. Now we just need Derek to...
DEREK! COME TO MY PARTY! I COMMAND YOU!
PLEASE DEREK?!?!?!?
Got to go now! Bye!
Bye!
I'm confused.....
Hi Kal! I changed my name!
September the 1st!!!!
I absolutely love the zombie stories. Cant wait for a winner!
(Im feelling better today, by the way)
not yet. Will maybe later. Need to think. That and i still have 1 more excelent story to read!
ugh my hand...
Theres something odd about it.
my left hand is wierd.
blargh... we're all toast!
crunchy toast
cinnamin crunchy lemon TOAST!
kal!!!
Im really distant sorry!
*is on hill reaally far away*
how did i get here?
*shakes injured hand and pops away*
*falls from 10 feet in the air and lands on a marshmellow*
how did i get up there?
*shakes hand again*
*apears beside kal*
Oh well I suppose that worked
*disapears again, finding himself underground*
Wooww, I think I've found out where blogland's missing population of giraffe have been... plotting
http://avatarthelastairbenderonline.com/lin-famous-last-words-youre-amon-ster/
omg no one will get it but i have to share this!!!
HELLO!
Ariana, you're STILL here?! Did you just not leave or something?
here!!
Hey
Actually I just got on.
Oh. Okay. Otherwise I was going to be concerned.
Hi Nix! *throws rocks*
Hi Nixon!
Silence will fall when the question is asked.
*looks at everyone suspiciously, particularly the wall*
WHO ASKED THE QUESTION?!
*shifty eyes*
Uh... the goat did it!
That damned goat!
Are you sure it wasn't the cows? Damn lazy cows...
The cows couldn't be bothered asking a question if their life depended on it. Damn those lazy cows
*Swallows* The cows, they speak to me!
*frowns* But I thought the fairies on the wall spoke to you, Ariana.
The cows are the fairies loyal minions 0.o
Ah. Of course. And where does that put Amanda?
...She can be our little pet elf.
Can we eat her?
After she bakes us cookies.
YAY! RAWR!
msd
Hey guys! im back!
Heeeeeey Death
Yay! You're back!
Hey nixon! What have i missed???
Hi Ariana!
Is Eden Threatening back on???
I'm Death Rose! I killed Tanith after she and Billy Ray saved my life! I was getting chased by the skeleton and Ghastly in a club then they saved my life and I killed Tanith in front of Ghastly. Wahtever you do. . . Don't tell Ghastly I'm on!
Hmmm... I like to eat zoo animals :)
Be sure to eat the squids, Ariana.
Personally, I think the weird looking monkeys are the best.
val- september 1st!!!
Hi Thrust!
And I'm watching Doctor Who right now...
Oh, what episode?
hi all!
I just got my tooth extracted and I can't feel my lip *pokes upper lip* so, yeah.
I don't know why I said that
Hey guys.
Hi Miss Cain! Hi Lynxia!
Hello, how is everyone this morning?
*laughs*
I still can't feel my upper lip!
Hi Lynxia! Hi Miss Cain!
Ariana, I'm watching Turn Left... IT'S SO FREAKING CONFUSING. It makes me want to scream at Donna to stop being a jerk to Rose and turn left. I watched it at Amanda's, but I think I fell asleep because I don't remember any of it...
Hmmm... i don't think I've seen that one.
Turn Left is an AWESOME episode!!
The one in season four with Donna and Rose? The Doctor's dead in it? I think you were with us when we watched it... Maybe at Amanda's birthday party or something.
I love Turn Left!!
I watched Silence in the Library and Forest of the Dead and it made me so sad to watch River die...
Huh... Didn't I get her season four for hey birthday? Or was that two?
I love Silence in the library. Fave episode after Blink!!
*her
I like Demons Run :)
brb
I think you got her Four... Maybe you were asleep too. It was pretty late.
Oh! Next time we spend the night at Amanda's let's draw tally marks all over our arms and faces and tell Amanda we don't know how they got there... THE SILENCE
A Good Man Goes to War is my favourite episode EVER. And I really like The Doctor's Wife. And the rest of the sixth series.
THE SILENCE!!
Lets do it XD
back
And we need to keep saying she's Amy! Tell her she's the bringer of the Silence! Then pretend you didn't say it!
Arg! I always think it's called Demons Run!!!
YAY! LYNXIA'S BACK!
*moment of unneeded over-excitement*
I'm not a big fan of the 6th series. I think 2 and 3 were best. Except the Absorbaloff. It's stupid.
OK! I call bieng The Doctor!
I love 5 and 6. Because Matt Smith is my favourite.
No! You can be Rory!
I call being River!
I thought David Tennant was best. Matt Smith has been let down by some of the plots in the episodes.
I didn't really get the David Tennant plots as easily...
I think I like 11 the best because of his silliness. It's perfect for my sense of humour.
Ewww! I'm the Doctor!!!
David Tennant's my favourite!!!
No! You can be Canton or whatever. He was in that episode!
Matt is my 2nd fave. I love his silliness too but David Tennant pinches the banana!! Besides, David Tennant has a trench coat but Matt does have a fez and bow tie...
Why can't I just be the DAMN DOCTOR!!!
BECAUSE HE SURPASSES YOUR AWESOME
I DONT LIKE YOUR TONE
TOO BAD
Gotta go now!! Bye!
I LIKE KOALAS!!!
Bye Lynxia!
Bye Lynxia!
DAMMIT!
What do you mean Koalas aren't bears?! I think they're KOALAFIED.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
WHA- OHH, I SEE...
bye Lynxia!
Charlieissocoollike Duet with Myself is the best...
Charlie reads Twilight...
Hey Cain!
But he's still funny.
Hi Shade!
*punches Sanguine in the face*
Hehehehe...
Why did you just punch my man in the face???
Do I need to point it out again? HE TRIED TO KILL ME MULTIPLE TIMES.
Hi Rose! Are would you prefer Death?
Cain, what did I ever did to you? Personally?
hello Rose!
2 hours.
2 hours and I STILL can't feel my upper lip!! The dentist said it would only take 1 hour. Not 2!!
Shade, you can chose, whatever!
**Glaring at Cain**
You did nothing. But your boyfriend did.
*steals Sanguine's straight-razor*
I got my eye teeth out and it took four hours and the dentists said a half hour
Punches Cain in the face and kicks out her teeth.
"Now you can actually feel it! Miss Cain and I don't! Suck!"
Thank you, Gladys.
Lets start karaoke! Again!
And my boyfriend did it for a good reason! Money! And he hates you Cain!
*spits out blood*
*mumbles something along the lines of "I guess you and your boyfriend like to break my teeth"*
*goes to Nye to get them fixed*
*Laughs at Cain and sees Billy Ray laughing behind Cain too*
My man told me how to!
**EPIC SMILEY**
*pokes my upper lip*
still numb
*Poke Miss Cain's upper lip*
Yep, still numb!
YAY! I'm UP TOP
It's hailing here!
I'm awesome!
Is Eden Threatening there???
Where's here?
*laughs*
I didn't even feel that!!
Eden??? Come on! Your missing out on the fun!
Victoria!
*Laughs at Miss Cain's lip and pokes it again!*
Matchbox 20 is awesome!
As is Mayday Parade!
And me! And Mr. Bliss and of course. . . God himself, Derek Landy!
WHOOOOOO
BAH STOP COMMENTING SO QUICKLY
This is a conversation I had this morning
Mum walks into my bedroom, flicking on the light.
"Wake up Death! It's a school day!"
"This must be against my constitutional rules!"
I'm a fast writer! So what? I have to wait like a half minute for you to reply!
when my tounge touches my upper lip, it feels like I'm touching my nose
random
Your mom calls you Death?
Billy Ray quickly came out of the ground behind my mum and all she said was, "Oh! Hi Billy!"
"MUM! IT'S BILLY RAY SANGUINE! OR BILLY RAY!" Throws pillow at her
Yeah, and believe me Miss Cain, it feels wired!It's like touching your foot when it has pins and needles! Gah! I hate that!
My mum is sick as! She is the best!
Hey I wrote this story at school, give me a few moments and I'll show you what it is. Then you guys have to tell me how bad it is! Okay???
My mumzy calls me Valkyrie sometimes... Or Ivy... Or Derek's best friend...
gotta go now
bye all!!
My mum calls me crazy! most of the time! Ain't that right Billy Ray?!
Yep, that's right. My li'l dartlin's mum calls her crazy! Crazy 'bout me!
Bye Miss Cain! See ya later!
Bye Miss Cain!!!
The heart monitor had a steady stream of noise in the curtained off space next door; that made me worry. What happened if he didn’t get better? What would the surgery do to him? What would happen if the surgery went wrong? Would I lose my older brother forever? Would he remember me again? Ever?
Those questions darted across getting faster and faster. I stared at Matthew’s inert form and bit my lip. Stupid arachnoid cyst! I stared at the heart monitor and willed Matt’s heart to keep beating. Please! I begged in my mind. Please, please, please let him be okay! I wouldn’t be able to live if he died. A seventeen year old brother with a cyst in his skull; it was tormenting for a thirteen year old girl to see her older brother who could take on anything – her protector – fall for fate’s cruel game.
Matt had passed out at school a few days ago and his friend Alex called the ambulance. He’d woken up in the Goulburn Valley Hospital and when he saw mum, he said a daunting, “Who are you?”
Mum was scared, and when she came home she delivered the news.
“Everyone, I have something to tell you,” She hesitated. “Matt is in hospital. It seems that he has a cyst in his skull that has been growing since birth. To make it worse, he can’t remember who we are.” I had never felt so hopeless in my entire life! Tears streamed down my face and I started to sob.
I heard the doctor in the next room come to check on Matt. His lab coat was white and he had a pair of plastic gloves on. The Royal Children’s Hospital would give Matt the best chance. I reminded myself, and looked to the pale blue curtain next door. I could hear quiet sobbing. I bit my lip again and pictured Matt playing basketball with Rohan and me again.
“Come on Dannielle! You can do it!” Matt encouraged. I was at Mooroopna Primary’s basketball court and standing half a court away. I looked from the ball, to the net, then at Matt. Matt smiled again, “I’ll give you twenty dollars if you get in, and I’ll buy you lunch, all on me.’ He promised. He knew how I loved money. Just the thought of it made me smile.
“You’re on,” I said and shot for a goal. I got the ball in and Matt walked towards me, smiling.
“I lied, sorry. Here I’ll give you this instead.” He handed me a necklace with a yin-yang hanging in the middle.
“Thanks!” I said and jumped on him, hugging him to pieces.
I clutched the yin-yang around my neck and hoped that Matt wasn’t the white and the tumour, the black. The doctor came up to me and asked, “Has he woken up yet?”
I answered with a brief, “Yes.”
“You know, your brother must have been quite the role model for you to stay here, night after night, just watching him.”
I nodded, feeling tears start to swim in my eyes. “Yeah, he was. He’d play basketball with Nikita, Rohan and I every Tuesday afternoon. Then once when I got the ball in from the centre, he have me this.” I pulled off my necklace.
He admired it delicately. “This must be really hard for you, knowing that your brother didn’t remember you before he goes into surgery.”
I frowned. “Aren’t you supposed to say reassuring words like, ‘It’ll be okay, we have people like this all the time and the always come out fine’.” I attempted to mimic his voice but I ended up in tears.
The doctor put a comforting hand on my shoulder. “Shh, it’ll be okay.” He repeated over and over while I cried into his coat. I could feel the desperation seeping from my tears into him. He steered me into a chair and let me cry myself out.
He handed me back my necklace. “It’s beautiful; you have such a sweet brother.”
I nodded and sniffed. “I know, that’s why I’m always here. I couldn’t bear if he. . .” My voice caught and tears streamed down my face again.
“I know, I know.” The doctor said and patted my back rhythmically. “I’m so sorry this had to happen to such a sweet girl.” He paused; obviously not wanting to say what he had to. “We have to take him into surgery now.”
I looked up at his lined face and my breath caught. This is it, I thought. It all rests within this man’s hands.
P.S. Completely made up!
Running; feet pounding on concrete. She never knew that she would have to run from it . . . from him. Her best friend turned into the beast of her nightmares, the evil beast that haunted her mind. He was supposed to be her saviour. The quiet, Oregon looked behind her, she wished she hadn’t. He was gaining on her . . . Her mind raced back trying to save herself.
Tristan came up to her, his hands behind his back. “Surprise!” Tristan had said, holding out a dozen red roses. “You didn’t forget did you, did you Bre?” He asked.
“No,” she replied. She stared at him for a moment, and then gave in.
She skipped past this part, to the day where she had first met him. But before she could replay the memory, she heard someone scream in the darkness. It took her a few moments to realise it was her. The beast behind laughed in the constricting darkness and sped up.
She had been sitting all alone –again – until this cute 16 year old boy came up to her. “Hey,” he had murmured shyly. He had adorable blue eyes and blonde hair that spiked out everywhere. He looked down for a split second and she noticed that he wore a tight fitting white t-shirt over his perfectly muscled chest. He had a slight frown on his pale lips. “I’m Tristan. I go to your school. You know that kid that is always surrounded by popular kids? Well, that’s me.” He had a low attractive voice that was calling to me.
“Yeah I know you, I’m Breanna, but everyone calls me Bre.” She smiled.
“Hey Bre, I was wondering . . .” He trailed off.
“Yes?” She asked in a sweet voice. Her brown hair flicked in front of her green eyes. She tucked it behind her ear.
“Would you like to . . . um . . . go out with me?” His voice broke.
She smiled. “I would love to.” He looked worried for a second.
She came back to the present, suddenly realising that her legs were burning with the effort of running for so long. She glanced behind her then stopped; the evil beast was nowhere in sight! Her mouth hung open, looking for her pursuer. She heard a snarl coming from the way she had been running. She spun around to meet the red glowing eyes of the beast! She sprinted, forgetting the pain in her legs. Her only thought . . . Run!
The first date they went on was to an expensive restaurant. He met her outside the building, looking dashing in his tuxedo and silver bow tie. Bre had been wearing an orange wispy dress that went down to her knees. His eyes widened. He looked worried about something when he looked at the moon in the dazzling night sky. He took a deep breath and then slowly let it out. He looked at her . . . He started shaking. Bre took a step towards him but he growled like a wild animal. She took another step and then her heels sunk into the wet grass. “I’m sorry,” he gasped. “I have to bail. For your safety. Leave.” He looked up at the full moon and his hair started to turn blue. She ran, like she was now.
She was puffing. She ducked behind a create and waited; she couldn’t go on. She started crying, sobbing out all her emotions. She had thought that date was a dream. She had told him and he promised to protect her. She wanted to remember the start of the end.
“Okay,” Tristan had said. “I am taking you to this place because I fear that the evil beast might be out here somewhere.”
“Okay,” she looked up at the full moon. It was full and beautiful. She heard a howl. Right next to her it seemed. She turned to see Tristan on the floor writhing in obvious agony. His hair turned blue, nails grew to claws and red glowing eyes met hers. She had run into the wilderness, stripping of her jacket as she went. She was so grateful that she had worn running shoes.
A snarl brought her back to reality. She looked up at the glowing moon as teeth ripped into her skin. There was no point in screaming. She just looked up as her savior ripped her to shreds. The moon started to blur, the pain dulled and her eyes closed for the last time.
Same with this!
I just got a friend's name and looked for remote places in Vic
Hey shade, are you still there???
Eden, are you there????
Hello?
I'm here!
Cool stories, Death!
Goodbye everybody who might still be here!
hi guys
dont think edens on
hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
any one on i would seriously appreciate it if you all atrted talking im actully extremley board at the moment and i just came on.
so please talk dont worry today im going to talk properly there might be a few typos but thats all and just because i dont spell great dosent mean you shouldent talk to me that would be kind of rude if you know what im saying so yes im going to spell right look i have alredy started.
ok this is just creepy im going to come back later and seeif any ones on*mabey remnants!*if you are currently a remnant i cannot talk to you thank you for your copration
ok now im worried that every one is possessed he he he ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*shadow walks*
Hello Mr. Brave
Stilskin! Are you there??
I'm not a remnant!
Can anybody hear me
Or am I talkin' to myself?
My mind is runnin' empty
In this search for no one else
I'M SO DISCONNECTED!
It's all just static in my head!
Can anybody tell em why
I'm lonely like a satellite?
Eden, Mr. Brave, Cain, Shadow, Lost? You there?
Eden, Mr. Brave, Cain, Shadow, Lost? You there?
Are you out there?
Cause you're all I got!
Mr. Lol is here!
I'm going to go all Mr. Brave on ya! Please! Someone be there!
Tanith is wired, have you noticed?
She is a English girl who kills trolls and whose mortal enemy is Spring Heeled Jack. He is a troll thing too!
Derek! Are you there???
I have maths homework to do! You guys understand that, right???
My maths teacher hates me enough as it is!
I'm deafen by the silence!
How can no one be on???
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