Wednesday, August 22, 2012

No Place Like Home

Sitting in my hotel room, waiting for a radio interview... and then I'm going home.

I've enjoyed this tour. Yes, I hate leaving my life for weeks at a time, and staying in hotel after hotel and getting flight after flight is not exactly fun, but every reader I've met and book I've signed (no matter how hurriedly) just seems to replenish my energy.

I've met so many people from this Blog, from the Forums, from the Facebook page, and then thousands more, and each and every one of you have been good-humoured and cool. I'm not even going to MENTION the hyperventilating teenage girls.

I've been given loads of pictures, loads of letters (that I'll read on the flight home), loads of odd little toys and, er, marmite... which was nice of them...

The weather was almost bearable, even if the heat did seem to just magnify in certain places, and no event was anything less than fun. So thank you, Minions-with-funny-accents, for making this tour a great success.


In other news, some of you will have heard of the BBC shooting something Skulduggery-related. It's to do with the books- not a movie or a Skulduggery TV show (I'd have told you if it was)- but it is something cool and quirky and a lot of fun, and I'm dying to see their stylistic interpretation. It's going to be pretty short, I think, and I'm just sitting back and letting them do their own thing.


The next bit of the KOTW tour will focus on Ireland. For those of you who want to attend the launch in Eason bookshop in Dublin, either go to the Eason website or visit the Skulduggery Pleasant homepage and click on "Latest News". There's a whole host of signings in Cork and Swords and Drogheda and Kilkenny and Kildare, plus a rather unique event in the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dun Laoighaire on September 5th. Here's what it says on the website:


Did you know that Derek Landy started his career writing screenplays? Did you know he is one of Ireland’s biggest cinema buffs, with a collection of memorabilia that makes movie nerds go weak at the knees? Joined by Eason’s Children’s Books Buyer (and wannabe Hobbit) David O’Callaghan, Derek Landy will share his favourite cinema moments in this exclusive festival event, where he’ll highlight some of the films that have inspired his phenomenal Skulduggery Pleasant series.
If we ask very nicely, he may even show us some of his original props and costume pieces from the likes of Superman and Alien. If we don’t ask nicely, he might just demonstrate some of his black-belt karate moves on poor Bilbo O’Callaghan! Either way, a fantastic evening’s entertainment lies in store, so make sure you’re there to witness the silver-screen shenanigans! Of course, Derek will also be talking about his new book, Kingdom of the Wicked, as well as signing after the event.






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Jophiel said...

NOOOO!

Nixion Strange said...

Distant

Jophiel said...

How could you??? Cain, you've just made yourself an immortal enemy. You don't like it when I'm angry. I have powers that can make China and Lord Vile look like kittens!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hehehehehe... *pokes Rose in the eyes and leaves*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yeah, and I have powers to destroy the entire planet and laugh about it.

Jophiel said...

*Grabs Cain's jacket and rips it off. Then kicks Cain in the back and takes the jacket!*

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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*lights Rose's hair on fire* *takes coat back*


I'm just going to watch in the shadows now, bye!

Jophiel said...

Hello? Can anybody hear me?
Or am I talkin' to myself?

Nixion Strange said...

Death, I said I'd be distant

Jophiel said...

*Get's my hair back to normal and knocks Cain over. Get's Cain in a headlock.*

"Where are the handcuffs???"
"Pocket"
"Thanks."

*Put's the handcuffs on and steals jacket again.*
"The detective is going to hate me now. . ."

Jophiel said...

What do you mean distant???


*Frowns as she kicks Cain's face rhythmicly, like kicking a tire*

Nixion Strange said...

Like, doing other things besides this so don't be surprised if I don't comment for a few minutes

Jophiel said...

"Val, how long until Skulduggery arrives??? I want him to see this!"

*Smiles evilly*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*frowns* Excuse me, Death, but you can't beat me up if I'm technically not here.

Jophiel said...

Ok! As long as you don't go fully! I can't handle rejection like that!!

Jophiel said...

You poked me in the eye, so back to my earlier question. When will Skulduggery be here???

Jophiel said...

Just so you know, Fletcher ain't here so he can't rescue you. I'm going to kill you in front of Pleasant!

Jophiel said...

SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! I HAVE YOUR PROTEGE, YOUR ASSISTANT, YOUR PARTNER, YOUR FRIEND! COME AND GET HER!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Weren't you paying attention? He's been here the whole time.

*Skulduggery falls from the ceiling, landing on Rose and Sanguine*

*Fletcher teleports in and handcuffs Rose, then takes her to the Sanctuary and puts her in a cell*

*Skulduggery traps Sanguine in a cage made of air until he knows what to do with him*

Jophiel said...

I hate you Fletcher!!! And I thought I would've know if the skeleton was here! And how about you give me back my man, YOU ABOMINATION!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*Skulduggery puts Sanguine in handcuffs made specially for him so he can't escape them*

Jophiel said...

NOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!! HE WONT BREAK OUT OF THEM, HE CAN'T!!! HE WAS LYIN'! THE WHOLE TIME! AND SKELETON, WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON'T GIVE HIM TO GHASTLY!!!!!!

Jophiel said...

GHASTLY WILL MAKE HIM INTO HIS NEW PUNCHING BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jophiel said...

EDEN! I NEED A TELEPORTER TO GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'M IN THE SANCTUARY! HELP!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*Skulduggery gives him to Ghastly*




Hehehehe... *takes coat back* *puts it on and zips it up*



I know you're jealous of my amazing fashion sense, Rose, but you just have to get your own coat, I'm afraid.

NOM Ominous said...

ooh! I here he's been wanting one of those...

Nixion Strange said...

I find strange videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL6IwVKuAoQ&list=PL707EA9F92CAA36C7&index=4&feature=plpp_video

Jophiel said...

Even worse, I left ice-cream on the table!

*Starts crying over how I'll never see my ice-cream again!*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm leaving now, bye!




(And that means you aren't allowed to say you're hurting me in any way because I'm not here to defend myself!)

Jophiel said...

Please, Cain, I'll be your slave! Just let my man go! And let me buy a jacket!!!

NOM Ominous said...

and my arm is a Teleporter.
*glares*
SOMEtimes....

Jophiel said...

Really, can you teleport me outta here?

Jophiel said...

Thrust, please

NOM Ominous said...

Agreed, nix. I'm in love with avatar the last air bender.
And rose, I don't know if I should, youve been attacking people rather a lot. And you'll just try and free sanguine.
Besides, it may not work.
*angrily slams arm into table*
Ugh. Ow.
Hey...! Is that ice cream?!

Nixion Strange said...

Maybe I should become a teleporter...

Jophiel said...

NOOO! My ice cream!!!!

Jophiel said...

I promise i wont free Sanguine! Ghastly is there! He seriously does not like for killing Tanith! And don't you even dare even think about giving me to Ghastly!!!!!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Marmite? Who gives Marmite when there's Vegemite. You MUST have meant Vegemite Derek.

Nixion Strange said...

Hey Hel

Jophiel said...

Yeah, i think he does. Hey, you don't know a teleporter do you???

Jophiel said...

Can anybody hear me?
Or am I talkin' to myself?

Nixion Strange said...

Meh

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Jophiel said...

Thrust, you better not be eating my ice-cream! As I said to Cain, I have powers that China and Lord Vile couldn't dream of having!

It's called a Texan boyfriend!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Umm... Sorry, what?

Jophiel said...

And he is a HIT MAN DELUXE!Who is SO sweet! And who likes to kill little dark haired girls!

Jophiel said...

I think Trust Ominus might be eating my ice cream! I felt it at home and then Billy Ray went to kill her and now where are both trapped in the sanctuary and Billy Ray is being used as a punching bag! And I'm in a cell!

Jophiel said...

Sorry, Thrust Ominous

Helena Ember Sky said...

Mwahaha

Lynxia Lost said...

Morning Blogland!!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Lynxia!!
Strange pic

Jophiel said...

Lynxia! You're back! And I'm having dinner! Nice pick by the way! And Hel, you pick doesn't go well with the "Mwahaha"

Helena Ember Sky said...

LYNX!

Helena Ember Sky said...

My pic's cool.

Jophiel said...

Eden better not be cutting hedges again! I swear to the Golden God that if he is, I'm gonna track him down, swim oceans if I have to!

Lynxia Lost said...

My pic is of Miku Hatsune. A Japanese Vocaloid and she's AWESOME!!! I <3 Vocaloids!!

Jophiel said...

Your pick is girly and it's scary seeing a girly pic/person doing a "Mhahaha"

Jophiel said...

My pic is my (partially) mortal enemy!
Valkyrie Cain!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

Na nee won,
halch soo nah ca na soo!

Oh, God I love this song!!!

Jophiel said...

Payphone by Maroon 5!

Lynxia Lost said...

Miku-chan all the way!!! Love is War is the best!!

Jophiel said...

Astronaut by Simple Plan!

Lynxia Lost said...

I love that too!!!!!! Simple Plan are so awesome but right now, I'm obsessed with Vocaloids...

Jophiel said...

Uneasy rider by Charlie Daniels! WOO

Helena Ember Sky said...

My pic isn't GIRLY! That's it. I'm changing it.

Lynxia Lost said...

Silence by Miku Hatsune!!

Jophiel said...

You shouldn't, it's cute!

Jophiel said...

Evenacance!

Lynxia Lost said...

Evanescence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jophiel said...

How can you see into my eyes, like open doors
Leading you down into my core
where I've become so numb?

Lynxia Lost said...

I prefer what you want. That's their best.

Jophiel said...

Is that their newest???

Nixion Strange said...

msd

Helena Ember Sky said...

I HATE girly. I'm the tomboy of my grade.

Jophiel said...

MSD???

Helena Ember Sky said...

Msd=Might suddenly disappear.

Jophiel said...

Nice!

Helena Ember Sky said...

What's nice?

Lynxia Lost said...

K Nix.

It's from their newest album.

Jophiel said...

Oh! Don't tell me Eden is there and is going to teleport you somewhere?

EDEN GET ME OUT OF THE SANCTUARY!

Jophiel said...

That you're a tomboy and you have a cute pic! Okay Nic!

Helena Ember Sky said...

STOP CALLING IT CUTE! I'm changing it!

Jophiel said...

I mean. . . Okay, whatever!

Jophiel said...

Mayday Parade are AWESOME!

Lynxia Lost said...

The title of this song is so ridiculous...

Jophiel said...

G2G

If Eden comes on, tell him to stay on until I come back!


*Ghastly, Madame Mist and Ravel walk through the doors with four cleavers behind them. Skulduggery Pleasant walks through the door, his shirt sleeves rolled up on his forearms.
"Well, Miss Death, I believe you've already met myself and Detective Pleasant. Let me introduce you to Elder Mist and Grand Mage Ravel."

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Death!!! We'' be sure to tell him.

Helena Ember Sky said...

New picture! MWAHAHA

Lynxia Lost said...

Nice, Hel.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Thanks Lynx!

Lynxia Lost said...

No probs.

Jophiel said...

Nice guys! I'm back! And I don't think I have a jaw anymore. I'll tell you what happened

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*sighs* Why is it that my brother is more of an asshole than his friends?

Lynxia Lost said...

I'm listening Death! Well, reading but whatever.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bah, I have to go again! Bye!



Maybe I can punch him in the face for the second time...

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Val!!

Jophiel said...

Skulduggery takes the shackles and rips me up. I pull back and a cleaver darts behind me and pushes the scythe to my neck. "I'll go quietly," I mutter.
Skulduggery follows the Elders to the conference room.
"Now, I believe this belongs to you," Skulduggery said, gesturing to a cute broken Texan on the ground.
"Billy Ray!" I screamed!
"So back to business." Ghastly said and I shuddered. This was going to be bad. "You've been seen hanging around with the enemy. You've also killed my girlfriend." Ghastly said.
"Technically, she wasn't coming back. She was remnantified." Skulduggery punched me in the jaw and there was a loud crunch.
"Darlin'," Billy Ray got to his knees and tried to tried to hit Skulduggery but he pushed on the air to keep it down.
"You stay down!" He growled and Billy Ray whimpered.

A while later the let me out and I walked back to my cell, accompanied by four cleavers and Billy Ray.

Jophiel said...

Bye Cain!

Lynxia Lost said...

... Hmm, it's good but I doubt the end.

Jophiel said...

I get the distinct feeling that Mr. Funny Bones doesn't like me very much.




*Rubs broken jaw and punches the wall to indicate to Billy Ray it is time for transport outta here.*

Time to eat my ice cream

Helena Ember Sky said...

I may edit it though, it looks like the girl is crying.

Jophiel said...

What??

Lynxia Lost said...

I have never met the Skeleton Detective. I don't get on with Sanctuarys though.

Helena Ember Sky said...

My picture.

Jophiel said...

You don't want to! Especially when you're underage clubbing and then out of the blue there is a walking SKELETON comin' for ya! Then there is a big scary man coming from the other direction. Then they are chasing you through a dark alley!

Flame Phoenix said...

Hello.

*rolls in*


I had a DREAM THAT DEREK WAS IN LAST NIGHT.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Nice... roll Flame.
*jumphugs*
*gets down*
I got down much faster that time.

Flame Phoenix said...

AND I TOLD HIM I WAS FLAME PHOENIX AND Y'KNOW WHAT HE SAID????


THAT'S A COOL NAME.

THEN HE CAMEOD ME IN BOOK EIGHT.

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Flame!!

Jophiel said...

I dreamed that Skulduggery was on the beach surfing and all the surf guys said "wow, I wonder what diet he is using" And then I laughed and laughed and woke up laughing with my mum standing in the door way looking at me like I was possessed! Lol!

Flame Phoenix said...

But sadly, Derek will never tell me I have a cool name.

Lynxia Lost said...

You mean you're not possessed? *puts away Exorcist phone book*

Jophiel said...

I don't know! I see black veins through my veins. . .
What do you think!




P.S. I have black lips!

Lynxia Lost said...

You're Tanith is disguise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



btw, I dedicate this page to Tanith becoming un-possessed.

Jophiel said...

I haven't ate any blueberries (Not including my blueberry muffins for recess)!

Jophiel said...

I'm not Tanith, I have her head in my bedroom!

Lynxia Lost said...

What's recess?

Flame Phoenix said...

*sighs*

What new name will I take?

*sighs again*

Flame Phoenix said...

Break, Lynxia.

Lynxia Lost said...

I think you should stick with flame Phoenix. It suits you.

Lynxia Lost said...

Ah, OK.

Jophiel said...

At about 11:30 I have to go teach little minions of my own, how to do magic. Then they all give me muffins. I call that recess! They were delicious! Hey, I wonder if you could chop up a remnant then cook him with muffins???

Helena Ember Sky said...

I LIKE Flame Phoenix.

Flame Phoenix said...

I DREAMED DEREK TOLD ME I HAD A COOL NAME


*SCREAMS*

Jophiel said...

Yeah, Flame is almost as awesome as Death Rose!

Flame Phoenix said...

*raises eyebrow*

Almost?

Lynxia Lost said...

I think I take the biscuit. My name is frahking awesome!!! Nah, joke.

Jophiel said...

Lol, don't call yourself Flame. It is bad. SORRY NO OFFENSE TO ANY FLAMES OUT THERE! Stick with Phoenix!

Jophiel said...

There is someone in my house! SOMEONE TELEPORT!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

No, Flame Phoenix is your name, Flame. Stick with it because it suits you!!

Flame Phoenix said...

See?

I think people are just bullshitting me about my ne sometes.

Lynxia Lost said...

I think your name is good Flame!! I'd actually be sad to see you change it.

Jophiel said...

Phoenix Flame is actually pretty awesome, I'll admit but don't anyone call themselves Rose Death!!!

Jophiel said...

Wait? Why are we calling him Flame???

Jophiel said...

Can anybody hear me
Or am I talkin' to myself?

Lynxia Lost said...

Because his name was/IS Flame Phoenix.

Flame Phoenix said...

Shit. That didn't work.

Flame Phoenix said...

I tried changing my PP.

Lynxia Lost said...

I think Nix poofed... :(

Jophiel said...

Oh, why does it just say Phoenix now???



*I spin around when a hand touches my shoulder. "Hello sweetie!"*

Lynxia Lost said...

Because he changed it. Like I changed mine from Shadow9 to Lynxia Lost months ago. You can change it.

Jophiel said...

Also, has anyone seen Eden around. . . Not a party with out him!

Jophiel said...

Yeah, I was "I Love Billy Ray Sanguine"

Lynxia Lost said...

1. Without is one word.
2. You should have seen the parties in the 'old days'. (Saying that makes me feel old...)

Jophiel said...

I know, I'm gonna call you G.P. for short. Grammar Police. How old are you??? I'm in my teens

Lynxia Lost said...

I'm 14 and the correct term is Grammar Nazi.

Flame Phoenix said...

Those days... *sighs*

I hate Eden...

Lynxia Lost said...

... *shakes head* This song is so frahking ridiculous.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Mademoiselle Threatening IS annoying. I miss Zath. I'm also a Grammar Nazi!

Jophiel said...

YOU. . .
HATE. . .
EDEN. . .

He is AWESOME

Jophiel said...

It is Mr. Threatening! And okay Grammar Nazi

Flame Phoenix said...

A lot of people are like that, Death.

Flame Phoenix said...

NO HE'S NOT.

Jophiel said...

That are awesome, I know! You are and Hel and Eden and Eve and G.P.

Lynxia Lost said...

Grammar Nazi!! Get it right... *rolls eyes and goes back to trying to get a Miku-chan poster*

Helena Ember Sky said...

I KNOW that he's male. But to him, I'm Monsieur Sky, and to me, he's Mademoiselle Threatening.

Eve the ROCK said...

dada da dada, Dada Da Dada, DADA DA DADA!!

LOOOOOOOOOUD!!!!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hel!! Have you finished Chapter 4 yet?

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Eve!!! *throws pillow*

Flame Phoenix said...

I just don't like Eden.

Jophiel said...

Hi Eve!

Jophiel said...

Where is your Photo mr. phoenix??

Nixion Strange said...

Heeeeeeeeey

Lynxia Lost said...

Hello again Nix!!

*jumps into lake singing Love Is War*

Eve the ROCK said...

Hey Lynxia!! *catches pillow with mouth and munches it like a doggy*

Hi Death!


*gasps* PHOENIX! What happened to your picture? :P

Eve the ROCK said...

Heeeeeey Nix!

Flame Phoenix said...

I tried changing it. but it didn't work because m on an iPod and the other pic was lost.

Nixion Strange said...

I'm only going to do this once, and I hope you all watch it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxRG2Y9wr1Q&feature=channel&list=UL

Funniest-series-ever

Flame Phoenix said...

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/297/d/e/china_bliss_by_killer_sweet-d31ekvt.jpg

I wanted to change it to this.

Lynxia Lost said...

I can't watch it Nix. It says it's blocked for copyright reasons.

Jophiel said...

Look at this!!!

http://askbillyraysanguine.tumblr.com/

Look what they did for my man???

Nixion Strange said...

Uh, Flame, can't you just go to the last page and save as you pic from there?

Lynxia Lost said...

That's... Creepy and awesome Flame.

Nixion Strange said...

Try this Lynxia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc0vTABTNeo

Flame Phoenix said...

I Exed the page before thinkingof that.

Lynxia Lost said...

*bursts out laughing* Death, you're dating a drag queen!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Link to last page...?

http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?postID=1380211904018647363&blogID=1104475307058729066&isPopup=true&page=14

Jophiel said...

Read his replies! That's why he want's me off the computer so much!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

But it's so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I was at the Adelaide signing at the school! I am a teenage girl but I wasn't hyperventilating (although I was shacking a bit) I didn't read the back page first and the book is awesome!!!!!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hey Eve! Sorry I was late...

Flame Phoenix said...

It won't work.

Nixion Strange said...

You have your pic at the top of the page!

Jophiel said...

Hi

Flame Phoenix said...

Yeah I'm on iPod!

Can't copy it!

And because it's my profile it just comes up without a pic.


I'll be on my laptop 2mw I'll change it back,

Jophiel said...

Kool

Nixion Strange said...

DBZ Abridged is the funniest thing I've ever watched

Helena Ember Sky said...

Oh my God, I love that Tumblr.

Helena Ember Sky said...

I am getting Tumblr JUST because of that page!

Jophiel said...

Ahhh! He's SO sweet!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Yes, really. By the way, what's OOC?

Nixion Strange said...

Out Of Character

Helena Ember Sky said...

Thanks Nix!


DEREK!
The difference between Vegemite and Marmite and some facts about them.
1) - the difference is the ingredients they are made from Vegemite is made from a yeast extract. Marmite is made from a beef extract
2) The best way to describe the taste of Vegemite is that its like eating a beef stock cube. Its a salty, savory spread, that is good for use in beef stew & stuff.
3)Vegemite is good for you cause its high in vitamin B. In my baby book it recommends the amount to feed your baby daily with their other meals to help them in vitamin B consumptions.
4) - not sure about Marmite, but I guess its got pretty similar stuff.
5) Its banned cause whatever group is responsible for those decisions decided that its folate levels (folic acid) were too high and thus banned it from the US. So the very reason that its pushed for use here is the reason its banned in the US - just got too much Vitamin B.

Its nice on toast, just don't put too much on, cause it is salty. Its not like peanut butter or other spreads, this isn't meant to be applied in thick layers.

Jophiel said...

Out of Character. (1) When a canon character acts in such a way as to be totally contrary to what they would in the series. If Adam was to get violent and start fights, this would OOC. (2) A term used during RPG's when a person wants to say something as themselves, outside of the game. (e.g. - OOC: I have to leave my computer in twenty minutes.)

Helena Ember Sky said...

Thanks Death!

Nixion Strange said...

Ew, I hate Vegemite in beef stew. I didn't even know you could do that

Helena Ember Sky said...

Me neither Nix.

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