My publishers are about to start printing the A/NZ version of The End Of The World, and I've just realised I don't know your real names, so we can't credit you with coming up with the characters!
Does anyone know Sparky's real name? And I haven't heard from Josie, so I don't even know if she came up with her character... We have HOURS!
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Kal? I'm okay now.
The Yorkshire Pudding rocks.
*smiles*
...
Okay, I'll be your lightening conducted from now on? How about that?
Read my story so far?
K...
*walks in and grins at Sparky* How'd you like your little present, Sparky?
*punches Val V*
*laughs as she falls on the floor with blood streaming from her nose*
That's how I liked my present.
*stands up and wipes the blood off my face* *pulls out one of my healing rocks from Kenspeckle, pours some water on it and puts it against my face* *face starts to heal instantly*
*grins at Sparky* I knew you'd love it.
Yes.
I did love it.
*smiles*
*growls while doing homework* I hate Algebra so much...
*hits Kal's back so she couhs Algebra back out* I need that for my test on Thursday. I need to bring my grade up. Really badly. *glances at Sparky*
Join the Straight Jackets in the War Against Homework!
*nods back at Val V*
Don't eat algrabra! You'll get sick.
Speaking of which, I'm gonna go check my grades now... Brb
G2g. School 2marrow. BOOTS.
Night, fellow Minions/Amerimions.
*smiles mischeviously*
I don't have school for WEEKS.
So upset I missed the create a character competition but cant wait to read the book and see the winners!
*frowns*
Evelyn Sparks?
LOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove Skulduggery Pleasant! Everyone who knows me knows the book because I'm so obsessed with it!
Not yet girlies
How does two comments start end with like 50 million comments
*looks suspiciously at Niamhb* Who are you calling 'girlies'?
Oh no not this again
*narrows eyes* Tht's not an answer.
I ahhhhhhh, I call everyone girlie. Even if theyre not girlie, I'm not girlie. I hate lovey dovetail stuff and... Nail polish
*that's
Nail polish is cool… not as cool as tea, but the colours are pretty.
Oh Valkyrie V you know that I meant that I was calling you 'girls' would you rather me say
Yo or guys or something weird
Nail polish is cool when you've seen the picture I posted on my blog of my nails after doing Skulduggery pictures on them.
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well i'm sorry if I offended people but
*pauses and whispers*
Valkyrie V will kill me.
I like newspaper nails. SO AWESOME! :D
And Skulduggery nails! WOAH!
Hmm... Well, 'girls' and 'girlies' are quite different from my perspective. One has an extra 'i' and 'e' in it.
SP pictures? On your nails!
Awesome!
Changed my mind, I love (certain) Nail polish.
Anyways, does anyone here like Doctor Who?
*giggles from behind confetti cannon*
EAT IT!
*sends explosion of coloured paper into air*
HAHA!!! EAT THE SNOW!!!
*grabs for confetti and eventually makes confetti angel on floor*
HAHAHAHAHAHDHSHA!!!!
You should see those photos. They're posted at http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/ on a post called 'A Mix of Randomness' or something like that.
Shall do.
Awesome nails! :D
Bye Kal! *throws half of a bunny at her as she leaves*
Fairfarren, Kal.
Can you tell me how to read the two SP short stories? Please
Bye Kal.
Like, the one's you'd find in Playing with Fire and book 1? I think you can download them off the SP website if you click on 'The Books', then click on the first book and the second book.
I downloaded, printed and bound them. They look rather pretty.
That's cool, I must do that. I've ordered the end of the world on the book depository for $1.63
I know only $1.63
You should pre order it.
How does that even work…?
I think I’ll order it for full price. Derek’s work is worth it.
Oh, I fully intend to pre-order it. I probably will for my friend Amanda as well, because her birthday is in March...
Hello?
Order a couple hundred copies and stand on the street corner giving them away. :D
‘ELLO! #Glomps#
Okay but I need some help with a decision
Should I listen to my sisters depressing music
Joy division, the go betweens
Or
Mum's music wich is an assortment of strange awesome screaming women (Bjork)
Did anyone know that song I posted
Dlis anyone still here
Yeppers.
guys don't fill up the comments with random stuff Derek needs urgent help sorry I don't know either of them
Sparky has already replied and I doubt that Josie will… unless she already has...
Well, I answered his question, and Josie didn't make it in time.
I'm lonely, and bored, and can't figure out how to do cryptograms.
(>^.^)>WANT2READ: The Phantom of the Opera<(^.^<)
The Phantom Of The Opera reminds me of South Africa, capes, and Sherlock Holmes.
Um, alright.
*jumps on Kim*
How are you?
#Throws tea ice cubes#
I'm fine thanks and thanks for the, er, ice cubes.
*snarls and punches the wall with anger* I hate this. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.
#Rubs face# That wasn’t the wall. That was my nose.
Val V? E-mail?
No. It was the wall. I know it because my knuckles are hurting. But I'm going to punch it again. I hope my hand breaks. Then I won't have to go to school. *punches the wall again*
Val?
I don't need to go to email to talk about why I'm pissed.
I have a D+ in Algebra. There. I said it. I'm failing. And I can't do my damn homework because I'm seething with anger against my teacher and the algebra itself. I hate it so much.
*deep in thought*
I want to hurt someone. I really do.
Damn, Val. Sorry to hear that...
Virtually or Realityaly?
Cause I am willing to be an online punch-bag when you're angry about Maths.
I'm leaving. Bye.
By the way, I want to hurt someone for real. And you know who's at the top of that list? My Algebra teacher.
... Bye...
*sits in corner with notebook*
Bye, Val.
I'm back. And I've already destroyed at least nine breakable things I found in my room.
Try ripping the head of stuffed things.
It’s surprising how much that helps.
I don't have anymore. I destroyed all the toys I had already.
Be glad I'm not aiming to break the glass bottle near me.
I am.
... How about... Sponges?
Because if I were to, it would be with my hands.
Ripping things with your teeth really helps.
Destroy sponges.
And paper clips.
Not books.
Paper?
I just found a toy that actually still had a head. After I found it, it only had a head for about two and a half seconds.
Try not to destroy and sewing things that you have. You may want them later.
I only use toys to destroy and put back together in a disturbed and distorted way.
I tear up pieces of paper and layer them, tear, layer, tear, until I can't tear them anymore. Then I usually throw it around like confetti.
I wish I hadn't already shattered the window in my kitchen with my hand. I'd like to do that now.
Stay away from your bookshelf. You’ll be glad later.
*sending telepathic message to Val V*
Go to Peren's room.
I'm staying away from the bookshelf. Nothing can make me angry enough to destroy Skulduggery books.
If I go to Peren's room, I'll be killed. By my mom.
Dang.
How about you try and smash a mirror or
If you have an older/younger sister go beat them up mentally, it really helps
*smiles a little* I just realised another thing I have in common with Valkyrie.
Remember how she has scar on the palm of her right hand from Sanguine? I have one from a pencil the stabbed a hole in my palm.
Hello?
I do small things like Val.
I hook my thumbs in my pockets when I walk.
Things like that.
I'm nothing like VAL at all.
*grins* I just made my sister mad.
Alright
Think about scars and things that you and Val in common maybe even go out get a crew and make your own SP movie. Or go get a SP poster from your local Dymmocks/ bookstore I did that when I was mad... Twice actually .
I would hook my thumbs in my pockets, but I think when Derek writes that he forgets that when you have a long black coat on it makes it hard to put your thumbs in your pockets. Trust me. I would know. And it just looks weird if you put your thumbs in your coat pockets.
Woohoo
That little sister suggestion is pretty darn good.
Everyone take the suggestion.
It's sort of weird cause I'm a younger sister but I do it on my older sister but I think it works the same because ounces my sisters done she says 'that makes me feel a lot better
The only thing that you have that Val definitely doesn’t is the obsession with the books :)
Just. Small things.
The stores in America aren't good enough to sell Skulduggery posters...
What!
Agh, get one off the Internet... Even better draw a picture of Caelean and then destroy it
Is it weird that I have four siblings and we don’t fight?
In Tom Percival’s first picture of Valkyrie she has her hands in her coat pockets. Without her thumbs. Which really has nothing at all to do with what you’ve said.
I draw pictures of Caelan being killed by Valkyrie all the time... So does Amanda...
Today Amanda showed me a drawing of a giant green and orange (so it was Irish colours) train that said "THE CAELAN KILLER! Valkyrie is the driver!" going along traintracks that Caelan was tied to. In the backround, you could see China on her rainbow pegases. Then Tanith and Sanguine were on a heart shaped boat. And Skulduggery and Fletcher were in the backrund, just kind of standing around. It was funny. We might send it to Derek, just to know how he reacts.
DO EHT! I seriously cannot stop laughing!
I think Derek is going t be slightly surprised at the letter I sent him about a week ago... I drew a picture like that and sent it to him...
And I have to go to bed. Bye!
Night, Val! hope you’re feeling better.
Nighty Night Val V.
*punches Acacia's shoulder*
I be leaving, but could you post a list of who has what name here?
That'd be great.
BYE!!!
Good god, I don't resemble one Skulduggery character in the slightest. Sometimes I wish I resembled China (maybe in her extensive vocabulary...) but...no, just no.
A positive way to think of this is that I'm unique, but to be quite frank I'm hopelessly bland.
Random, but just putting it out there.
And still can't apprehend this cryptogram thing.
Bye Val and Sparky.
Bye, Sparky! I shall post the list… at a later date!
Hello again.
*grins mischievously*
Damn. Now I have no excuse for not doing the list.
It's okay, I'd just like it at some point in the near future.
No, I’ll do it now. :)
I'm leaving.
Bye Kim.
*does small happy dance*
Derek has posted two comments about me and two blogs about me.
I won a Skulduggery Pleasant competition, got Hayley Skirmish into an SP book, and my name's gonna be in one.
HOW CAN LIFE POSSIBLY GET ANY BETTER???
*starts talking to self*
Of course it can get better.
How?
Derek can come to Australia.
But he already has. I got Dark Days signed, remember?
Yes, but you could've gotten the other three signed as well if you hadn't left them in the car.
So?
If he comes back he can come to your school and you can introduce yourself properly to him, and might win a prize.
That is tempting...
Derek comes to your house and gives you books 7, 8 and 9 before they’re even written...
If I say the truth, Sparky, I don' t know!
My name is on the title of one of his blogs.
Wow.
Acacia Volt ~ Feisghn.
Sparky ~ Reqthin.
Amelie ~ Skiuthe.
Marian ~ Qaoteriity.
FreakFan ~ Esrevnok.
Lego ~ Saphenire.
Thalia ~ Klindath.
Niamhb ~ Istseln.
Cassidy ~ Tsaihlah.
Flame ~ Fredtwine.
Hey Valice, I don't believe we've met.
*shakes Valice's hand*
How're you?
I planned for months to go to the signing, and then all of a sudden mother said no.
I cried for at least a week. Or maybe I didn’t. I don’t remember. I know that I was so sad that I drank several litres of tea every day for more than a week.
Yes...
Hey Eve.
*hugs*
Life can certainly get a lot better for me.
Hi. *squirts orange juice at Sparky*
...
That doesn't sound good Eve.
Tell me, so that I may give good advice.
*shakes hands back*
no we havn't met yet, so Hiiiii
*smiles*
Valice, would like to be a member of The Straight Jackets?
#Sits underneath gigantic tea table#
#Hands everybody a cup#
Comfort tea?
Yes, I think, I would love this!
*place cup on tabke*
I don't drink tea. Sorrynn
Oh no, I'm happy, but I could still be happier. For example, if working my a** off to create fifteen wonderful characters actually got me somewhere, I would be abnormally giddy. But no, that sort of stuff can't happen to Eve, because nothing special EVER happens to Eve. That is the simple rule of my very existence, and it will
NEVER.
EVER.
CHANGE.
.....So how are you?
#Sigh# Coffee, then? Hot chocolate?
Oh, and hi, Valice!
Hello, Valice! A pleasure to meet you!
*groans*
That outlook on life does put a damper on things Eve. Try... Well to be honest, I hoped I would win, but I didn't believe it. Because that kinda thing doesn't happen to Sparky.
Lemonade?
Thanks, pleasure to met YOU, but have to go now;(
School.... (damn, I hate it)
Eve… I understand completely. I think.
I am well… I have to leave for a few minutes. :) Be right back!
But I'll be back later!!
*high-fives Acacia and Eve*
HAHA! NO SCHOOL FOR US!
Goodbye, Valice! It was nice to… hand you a cup of tea.
I KNOW THE PERFECT LEMONADE RECIPE!
I mean soda lemonade by the way.
Bye Valice, it was a pleasure meeting you.
No school… until February. I go to school on my birthday. Which shall suck.. But, in my area everyone throws parties. I always make the cake.
I’ll be making my own birthday cake. #Sigh#
ALAS! I SHALL MAKE IT A SKULDUGGERY CAKE!
Oh, but it does. Sparky, you have EVERYTHING. You have your favourite book signed by Derek Landy, presumably your favourite author, and most definitely mine. You have YOUR OWN PART IN A SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT SHORT STORY WRITTEN BY DEREK LANDY. All I ever wanted was proof that the thing that means something to me actually MEANS SOMETHING TO ME.
.....and I didn't get it.
I shall make one of my friends make a Skulduggery cake.
It shall rock, and there will be pictures.
I am also planning on doing something for Derek's birthday this year.
Eve, head up, eyes forward. There are still another three books and a legion of short stories!
I wish I took a picture of the Skulduggery cake I made.
Which means a legion of comps to follow.
Which means a legion of comps to follow.
DAMN IT, SPARKY!
#Claps anyway#
Am very glad that posted twice.
*smiles*
I dedicate this page to Eve The ROCK. For she is amazing, and needs to realize that.
There is no getting around her downright oddness, from eating live chickens to purple bananas.
But we love you anyway. (In a 'love you like family' manner)
Cheers to you Eve.
*raises lemonade glass*
Yes, but I don't think there will be any more opportunities like that. You know what I get every time I open up one of those books. Groans and sighs. If I had something like that, I wouldn't have to put up with that anymore. Instead, I would open up one of those books and I would have a feeling of accomplishment. But I'll never get there, and I know I won't. I just don't want to believe it.
*waits for Eve to read the dedication*
Sparky, you didn't have to do that. Thank you. *smiles and squirts orange juice at everyone especially Sparky.
Of course I had to do that.
No, you really didn't. Another thing you need to know about me is that I like to complain in a very melodramatic manner. I've gotten so good at it, that now it takes me a while to realise that I was overreacting. All honor goes to you. Oh and I forgot one thing.
DAMMIT.
"My tummy had the rumblies-"
"CARL!"
"-that only hands could satisfy."
GOODBYE PEOPLES! OR ALIENS! *nods to E.T.*
Ahlalalalalalalala!
*laughs*
^You're exactly right Eve. I didn't need to do that. ^
*noogies Eve*
Of course I had to.
And live chickens, Valkyrie! There'll never see the light of another day. *eats live chicken*
Val V, weren't you supposed to- Y'know, I really don't care.
Goodnight Blogland's resident Valkrie Cain psychopath.
Well, Sparky, I would gladly stand here and argue with you all day, but I still have some orange juice left.... *squirts everyone*
Oh, and I applied for the Straight Jackets, giving you an extremely small list of my oddities, most of which are 100% true. The rest are relatively true.
Yeah, I noticed.
All the ones that were 100% true I will list here.
I enjoy drinking boiling water because it tickles my tounge.
I tend to fold bookmarks when no one's looking.
I laugh when I'm lying in bed and no one's around.
I like the thought of covering myself with forest mud.
I constantly poke my left eye.
I grow my nails long so I can dig my nails into my skin and leave marks.
I like the sensation of a throbbing thumb.
I chew school equipment without noticing it.
I once stole a counter by accident.
Walking down aisles make me think that I'm going to soon end up in an insane hospital.
I remember telling you to eat Phoenix and Robin once...
I eat cupcake paper without hesitation.
I stay up late at night being chased around the house by mosquitoes.
Last night I had a dream that I threw two people off a building because they were wearing black and they were smiling at me. I'm starting to feel very guilty about that.
The rest are true in my vistual world.
Am I in?
[virtual]
Yes. But I'm not on the laptop till tomorrow, so it'll have to wait b
You know....I had a nagging feeling that I wasn't crazy enough. *starts chewing exercise book*
Gotta go.
BYE!!!
Uh gotta go. Um, for fjosdfjodf. I'm sure yoiu understand. Bye.
Seriously!? But, I’m back, now! I cut my fingernail in half while chopping up vegetables… but I’m back… Oh, dear, sweet, sweet loneliness.
;u; I don't know if anyone is currently around but hellooooo
H-h-hello?
HELLO WORLD.
SHPARKEH!
You’re back! (obviously…)
Well, duh.
How was your momentary break? Was it fun? I bet it was. You must’ve done something fun. You must have had oodles of fun! Oh, my…
You went to DisneyLand, didn’t you?
Why didn’t you take me? #Le gasp#
... You read memebase?
And it wasn't fun. I'll be leaving pretty soon...
I do sometimes.
Oh. #once erratic flag waving dies out and singing of ‘Waving Flag’ slowly recedes.# no Disneyland.
Bye.
#Flag clatters to ground#
Goodbye, Reqthin. I shall drink lemonade and peach iced tea cubes in your absence.
*yawns*
Bored.
Babysit for a week and get Skulduggery books.
Worth it.
mos def.
What's the best movie you've ever seen?
Random question I know.
Sherlock holmes:A Game Of Shadows.
#Breaks down in tears#
I haven't seen it yet!
I want to though. I have the showing times memorised.
I HAVR RETURNED GOOD PEOPLE.
Hold your applause.
*bows*
I mustn't let down my international audience.
(Talk about pig-head)
Nah, I'm just kidding. How are you Izz?
Fine. Well, considering I just got out bid on a really nice bracelet. I'm very good.
E-Bay?
Why does everyone here like E-Bay?
I think that I should point out now that my mum could turn off the Internet at any second.
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