Tuesday, January 10, 2012

SPARKY AND JOSIE! URGENT!

My publishers are about to start printing the A/NZ version of The End Of The World, and I've just realised I don't know your real names, so we can't credit you with coming up with the characters!

Does anyone know Sparky's real name? And I haven't heard from Josie, so I don't even know if she came up with her character... We have HOURS!

4,816 comments:

«Oldest   ‹Older   401 – 600 of 4816   Newer›   Newest»
Robin Snowscar said...

He's gone let him go *hand on Dragon's shoulder*

Robin Snowscar said...

Bye Nix *hugs*

BlackDragon said...

nice dedication

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Hugs* Nix BYEEEEEEE


Thanks for the congrats Dragon!!!!!

Wise words Robin

BlackDragon said...

*stands back up* but but *starts crying again*


bye nix

BlackDragon said...

ok so wat do we do now

Robin Snowscar said...

*shakes Dragon* He's not coming back! Pull yourself together

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Thanks i thought it was rather formal and exeptionally outstanding, if i do say so myself, which i do...

BlackDragon said...

*stops crying*

lets have a war

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

What do we do now ???? Well we talk like we always do when derek is not there !!!!

Robin Snowscar said...

A war? *raises brow* what kind of war?

BlackDragon said...

oh ok who likes to draw

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Hmmmmmm i will we switzerland ok i will help both sides some times if we have a war

BlackDragon said...

just an all war out yu now a free 4 all

BlackDragon said...

so who r we fightin f we are all on a team or we cud hav a free4 all

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

I can't draw as i have no imagination and quite frankly, im rubish at it , writing is a whole other story ...

I have been told i am epical at writing

BlackDragon said...

alright cool cool

Fiona Valkyrie said...

all for themselves *begins to ready for battle*

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Free for all apart from me... I AM Switzetland HEAR ME SCREAM WHEN PEOPLE FIGHT AROUND ME!!!!!!

Fiona Valkyrie said...

whos on?

BlackDragon said...

me im on

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Moi !!!!!!!!!

Robin Snowscar said...

Me too... sorta

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Be right back everyone!!!!

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Back!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well no one gonna fight???? I like to watch !!!!!!!!

BlackDragon said...

i will but is any 1 gonna join

Robin Snowscar said...

I would but I'm leaving sooo byeee

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Awwwwww !!! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Robin!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BlackDragon said...

aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww bbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee

Sparky Braginski said...

WOOOO STRAIGHT JACKETS!!!

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Hmmmmmm it is quite now

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

I am guessing that you saw my dedications ?????

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh boy did I!

And,

HOLY F*CKING SH*T MY NAME'S GONNA BE IN A SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT BOOK!!!!!!!!!

*has major freak-out*

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

You are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would hate you out of jealousy but ur too awesome and epic to ...

Sparky Braginski said...

Why Thank you!

*continues dancing like a loony*

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT THAT'S FRIKKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Why, your welcome! :D

BlackDragon said...

hey guys soz about leaving posted summut on my blog check it out its not much thow

http://lionslayer264.blogspot.com/

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh, and DEREK DEREK DEREK, YOU HAVE HAVE HAVE TO COME TO AUSTRALIA NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BlackDragon said...

plz check it out plzzz

Sparky Braginski said...

I did.

And commented.

GOKUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

I will Dragon

BlackDragon said...

init goku is sik dats who i personlly think aswell:D

Sparky Braginski said...

Goku as a kid could beat Superman with his tail tied around his wrists.

BlackDragon said...

inti hed ust b like kamahamahaa and superman will be all hero and dat while hes being burnt to pieces

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Hey do you wanna check my blog ??????


http://skulduggerypleasant400.blogspot.com/


My fan fics!!!!!!!! Dont forget to scroll down to bottom of my posts!!!!!

BlackDragon said...

ok ill chek it now

Sabrina said...

WHEN WILL YOU READ THE FANFICTIONS??????? CAN YOU SAY IN A POST SO THAT I KNOW??????

Sabrina said...

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO READ THE FANFICTIONS?????? REPLY IN A POST PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BlackDragon said...

ehi replied in the red one it wuz real good

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Thanks :) Glad you liked it :D

BlackDragon said...

ifollowed aswell tanx4 following mine:D

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Your Welcome !!!!!! :D Same to you !! :D

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Im sorry but i need to go now ... Goodbye *Hugs*

BlackDragon said...

so yunow wid dis blog thing how often do you post summut up?

Sparky Braginski said...

Slayer, would you be interested in applying for 'The Straight Jackets' accepting entrants for a short time only.

BlackDragon said...

whats that?

Sparky Braginski said...

http://thestraightjackets.blogspot.com/

BlackDragon said...

kk ill chek it

Izz said...

Where did the witch of the west get those flyong monkeys?

Sparky Braginski said...

Izz, what, do you want your job within the league to be?

Izz said...

*flying

Izz said...

Oh. Ummmmmmmmmmmm

Give me a sec

BlackDragon said...

i wrote a short list but gtg oz c yall

Sparky Braginski said...

You're in.

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye Slayer.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*silently creeps into Blogland*

*comes up behing Sparky*

*leaps onto her back* SPARKY!

*both fall over and it the ground*

Sparky Braginski said...

*shrieks*

VAL V!!!

MY NAME'S GONNA BE IN THE END OF THE WORLD!

How are you?

Be a member of The Straight Jackets?

Vendetta Dare said...

im so lonely in canada no one reads the skulduggery pleasant! i tell all my friends that is book is perfect in every genre it all balances out!

Izz said...

*grabs Ferrero Rocher and stuffs it in mouth, paper, foil and all*

Yum.

How about Ultimate Master Of The League's WOMD?

Hey Val.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I KNOW YOUR NAME IS, I KNOW HOW TO READ THE POST!!! :D

If I couldn't read, THAT. WOULD. SUCK. I wouldn't be able to read Skulduggery, and my life would have very little purpose. *plays a sad song on cello*


I'M GRAND.

*tilts head slightly* The Straight Jackets...?

Izz said...

Or Supreme Plotter of World Wars?

Izz said...

No that one's stupid....

Sparky Braginski said...

*laughs evilly*

THE STRAIGHT JACKETS!!

The exclusive new club where Bloglanders plan to Insane their ways to Ireland.

*crazy grin*

Sparky Braginski said...

What's a WOMD?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hehehe... I'm drinking your soul, Izz...

Sparky Braginski said...

....

Nothing Supreme...

How about, 'Plotter of All Ideas Crazy'?

Izz said...

Val. There is such a thing as audiobooks. You wouldn't have to be able to read.

Izz said...

Yeah the second one was stupid. WOMD is Weapons Of Mass Destruction.
Duh.

*points .44 Magnum at Val*

Go ahead. Make my day.

Sparky Braginski said...

...

'Plotter of All Crazy Weaponry'?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No, seriously, I am. I'm drinking a soda called 'IZZE'. You take the 'E' off and you have 'IZZ'. Therefore, I am drinking your clementine-flavoured-soda soul. *takes a drink of Izz's soul*

Sparky Braginski said...

http://thestraightjackets.blogspot.com/

GO THERE VAL V!!!

You can be a Supreme something on account of your extreme levels of nutter.

Izz said...

Oh yeah. I've seen those drinks when I google my name!

I want one.

Give me a second I have to look something up.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

A Supreme something? Like what? A Supreme Being of Utter Intelligence?

Sparky Braginski said...

...

You can write poems for the newspaper, you can...

Initiate new members.

Izz said...

Ok. I'll be back. I am being forced to wash dishes.

But how about Offical Armourer to some sort of interesting army (you can come up with that)

I don't care. Just put Armourer in there. It's an offical term.

Sparky Braginski said...

KK.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

1st

Sparky Braginski said...

Guy: She said that I didn't have a sense of humour! I was telling jokes the entire night!

Lawyer: Those were puns. Puns aren't funny.

Guy:... Well that's you opunion.

Everyone else at table: *cringing*

Izz said...

Oh I just had a idea!

Keeper of The Holy Hand Grenade!

Sparky Braginski said...

...

Remove holy and everything's good.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*blushes slightly* Er, ingore the attempt at first...

Izz said...

You have never seen Monty Python and The Holy Grail have you?

Sparky Braginski said...

Apply and I'll make you...

'The Official Executio- *ahem* Initiator'.

Sparky Braginski said...

No I haven't.

Izz said...

Ok then forget it

Sparky Braginski said...

You shall be the official Armour and Weapons Expert.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Izz- WHAT IS YOUR NAME? WHAT IS YOUR QUEST? WHAT IS YOUR favourite colour?

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*sets down cello and screams at sheet music* AGH, WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKING HARD TO PLAY?!

Sparky Braginski said...

*remembers similar predicament yesterday*

That is aggravating.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I have to play THREE STRINGS AT THE SAME TIME, then I have to knock on the front of my cello, then I have to do a super hard rhythm like: bow-pluck-bow-bow-bow-pluck-bow-bow AND THAT'S REALLY HARD!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Not to mention that I have to do that fast...

Izz said...

Poor Val.

I like Official Armourer and Weapons Expert. That works.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Sparky Braginski said...

*frowns at laptop screen*

Someone's been messing with my preferences.

Izz said...

Oh Dear. Scoriza can be very annoying when she's bored.

Should I change my name?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Eastern or European?

Sparky Braginski said...

I wouldn't advise it.

Izz said...

I don't know that!
*is thrown of cliff*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Izz said...

Indeed? Why Sparky?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*sighs* I'm so confused at the part of the conversation that isn't related to the Monty Python and the Holy Grail...


"It's only a flesh wound!"

Dantea Dredkin said...

Hmmmmmm.















































































Fishstix!






































































































Grrrrr.

Izz said...

Interesting.

Only a flesh wound? Your arm's off!

Dantea Dredkin said...

OOOOO! I love those videos! I like the french guy...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

We are the knights who say 'Ni'!

Bring us... a shrubbery!

Izz said...

Hi Dantea. I'm Izz. Your mother was a warthog and your father smelt of elderberries.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*shivers, and teeth chatter* My room's... so... COLD...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*white rabbit jumps from person to person, eating flesh off them*

Dantea Dredkin said...

You know whats cold? New York. New York is cold.

@Izz:I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction!

Izz said...

Put a coat on Val!

Dantea Dredkin said...

*Pulls out butterfly net and captures rabbit, then tames it and makes it into a guard pet*

Izz said...

*laughs*
Walk away. just ignore them.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I HAVE A COAT ON! I NEVER TAKE MY COAT OFF! (It's very much like Valkyrie's in appearance, you see...)

Dantea Dredkin said...

Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!

Izz said...

Well then you shouldn't be cold.

Izz said...

Bring out the holy hand grenade!

Dantea Dredkin said...

Ewwww. I steped in a dead mushie bird, and it's guts are on my boots now!

AND MY CAT IS ON MY KEY BOARD!!!

Izz said...

Well you're not having a good day are you?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*plays 'Jaws' on cello*

Dantea Dredkin said...

Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

Izz said...

Can you actually do that Val?

Dantea Dredkin said...

I can play it on clairinet.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Squidward! Squidward plays clairinet!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi all!!!¡¡¡!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sure I can. All you do is slur with the bow from open C string to C# back to open C again. It's super easy. (In otherwords, all you do is put one finger on the lowest string and go back to the open string again.)

Izz said...

Sweeeet.
I gotta go. I need lunch.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Hey Pyro!

Dantea Dredkin said...

Lunch? Time is weird. It's after dinner here...

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi Dantea!!!¡¡¡!!!

Dantea Dredkin said...

Ni!Ni!Ni!Ni!Ni!Ni!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi Pyro!


*hurls a brush at Dantea* *laughs evilly*

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi Val!!!¡¡¡!!!

Dantea Dredkin said...

*sicks pet rabbit on Val*

Mwahahaha!!!!!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

*arches an eyebrow*

Dantea Dredkin said...

She started it! *points at Val*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*uses shadows to slice the rabbit in half* Hehehehe...

Dantea Dredkin said...

*wails* MY RABBBBBBBIT!!!! *pushes Val in lake*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*glances around, then points at Dantea* Nuhuh! She started it!

Pyro-Dawn Tyromant said...

Hi Kal!!!¡¡¡!!!
*hugs*

Dantea Dredkin said...

Hey Kall!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HEY KAL, DID YOU GET YOUR BOOKS YET?!


I didn't :'(

Dantea Dredkin said...

You through a brush at me! *throughs it back at Val's wet, sea-weedy head*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*ducks under the incoming brush from Dantea* *stiffly climbs out of the lake* *glares* *slices Dantea in half with a shadow*

Sparky Braginski said...

YES I AM.

Dantea Dredkin said...

*Teleports out of way, just in time, and throughs a shrubbery at Val*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*uses the air to launch the shrubbery back at Dantea* *nods with satisfaction as it breaks against her face and she falls over*

Dantea Dredkin said...

*grrr's and shoots Val with the Septer of the Ancients, wich she stole from the third book*

Sparky Braginski said...

Octa made it.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*dodges the Sceptre* HEY, GIVE ME BACK THE SCEPTRE! THAT'S MINE! *steals it from Dantea and points it at her threateningly*



By the way, all you did was THROWit at me, seeing as how I'm the only one who can use it.


*frowns* Wait a second, if Dantea went to the thrid book, that means... *hides from passing Faceless One*


EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

*sees Faceless One in corner of eye*


SH****************T!!!!!!!!

*runs for life*

Dantea Dredkin said...

Oh...crud. Didn't think of that.

*runs franically*

Hey. Wait. Skulduggery is about to be sucked into the portal! NOOOOO! Save him!

Sparky Braginski said...

SKULDUGGERY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*screams* Skulduggery! *watches him reach out to me, tries to save him, but it's too late* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Dantea Dredkin said...

Val! Kick Faceless One guts! Sparky! Cover me!

*teleports to the portal and starts to close it*

Sparky Braginski said...

*puts hand on Val V's back*

It'll be okay. You know it will.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

WELL IT'S NOT OKAY AT THE MOMENT, NOW IS IT, SPARKY?! *screams in frustration and punches Fletcher in the face* Don't even get near me, porcupine.

Dantea Dredkin said...

*is appearently too late because eveyone is still sad*

Lets go to book 4. Skulduggery is there.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Ummmm. Wait. Did we get the Faceless one Val saw?

Sparky Braginski said...

I'd say book two.

Things are less complicated there.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Okay, to Dark Days it is.


*wakes up* *attacks Crux* *tries to explain it was 'a bat' to parents*

Dantea Dredkin said...

Less complacated. Also, less fun. Lets go to book seven and write it ourselves, makeing it up as we go along.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*rescues Skulduggery* *goes back to book 2*

*kicks open the door to China's bedroom, fire in both hands*

Sparky Braginski said...

How about we don't stay in a specific book?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*stops fighting* *Vengeous, Dusk, China, and Sanguine do as well*

Sparky Braginski said...

Creaming soda for me.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Don't kill China early, otherwise Crux won't get murdered in the later books.

Dantea Dredkin said...

*summons army of Cleavers to get Dusk, Vengeous, China, And Sanguine*

*shoots Val's foot for the fun if it. laughs as she dances around clutching her foot*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*shrugs and goes back to fighting* *runs down the stairs, dodging Sanguine's hand that keeps coming up through the floor*

Dantea Dredkin said...

No! I got Sanguine! He is in jail! And he can't escape American prisions, because we know how to make'um right!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

FIRST

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I dedicate this page to Derek, and the fact that I know, someday, Derek will appear at my doorstep and tell me I'm amazing and will let me and Amanda talk to him all day long and non-stop.

I also dedicate this page to Kallista's dedication.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Hehehe. I'm going to go dround myself in fanfiction now. Nobody do anything I wouldn't do! Bye!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You're welcome Kal, you're welcome. :)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*shivers again* I'm... freezing... to death...

Sparky Braginski said...

*recoils from Sims*

You can make them gay?!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*starts to whistle* *realises that I can't actually whistle at all* *scowls*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*is finally getting warmer* *mumbles from under blankets something along the lines of: THanks you for your kindness Kallista, though maybe a few less will be better and I'll be able to breathe again.*

Sparky Braginski said...

*sets up fire in fireplace*

Toasty.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Nice one Kal XD




Me and Amanda are gonna watch 'Boy Eats Girl' - a zombie movie that Derek wrote - on Friday because it's Friday the 13th... Hehehe...

Sparky Braginski said...

That's a good idea...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

The movie's rated R, though... *glances at Derek* And I understand why.

Sparky Braginski said...

Damn...

I guess mum won't let me watch it then...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And it's not rated R just for violence/gore and language... When Amanda watched it, I had let her borrow it, and as she handed it back she said, "Derek's got a slightly twisted mind, you know that?"

Sparky Braginski said...

I think I should try getting my hands on it first...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I have to go eat dinner... I'll be back after!

Sparky Braginski said...

K, see you soon.

Sparky Braginski said...

SHOOT ME!

*opens mouth*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Okay! *pulls out Skulduggery's revolver and shoots Sparky in the stomach* *disappears again, laughing maniacally*

Sparky Braginski said...

...

Would you read the story I'm wringing at the moment?

Sparky Braginski said...

*looks at bleeding stomach*

That may be a small drawback...

*collapses*

«Oldest ‹Older   401 – 600 of 4816   Newer› Newest»