Ah, the Jitter Girls.
They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.
I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.
Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.
January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.
I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.
I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.
Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.
I should probably get back to work.
4,087 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 3201 – 3400 of 4087 Newer› Newest»ok Rosella im sooooo happy! ive been waiting FOREVER for the day to come when i will be a black belt at last! and at such a young age! ok the youngest girl at my studio to test for black was an 11 year old but whatever still IM SO EXCITED!!!
just going to change accounts.
hold on
nice! You're unbelieveably lucky, I've always wanted to learn martial arts!
just one little thing....the test is like five hours long
Oh..... oh wow.
My instructor says i have to do 100 push-up of the my test :P
Oops, i meant for
SOOT! GET OVER HERE!
ok i'm back.
Also....
i thought the leagal age for getting a black belt was 16 and all?
*winces*
and its non stop movement no breaks its like a war in there and yet it is all worth it now i must remember
12 forms
26 combinations
10 animal strikes
and a few blocking techniques
ha ha.
i'm looking after nyx's brother and hes playing raving rabbids
it's raining it's pouring the old man is snoring he went to bed and bumped his head and couldn't get up in the morning :P
nope its not you just have to know all your forms and stuff which i do
Thats pretty intense Skulgirl...
LOL jaffa!!!
i have been traing for the rock climping comp for ages now, and every day my shoulders hurt.
Soot! where are youuuuuuuuu?
yep but i can do it...i just wont be able to move the next day
but seriously, skulgirl, thats amazing.
i am really jealous of you right now.
i'm only up to blue belt
good luck Skulgirl
you're awesome. best of luck. I hope you pass.]
What happens if you don't?
goodluck skulgirl!!!!!!
and thx lizzy 4 adding m as an author to thebiorama blog, and sorry i sent you so many messages. i was REALLY desprate.
i can do INSANE bad girl kicks or so says my Sense and i did karate yesterday and not i feel like i cant walk :P but i can i love using my sword though so much fun
I didn't know you did karate Rosella :) i'm up to blue belt with a green stripe
....the Jitter Girls sound scary man....
Its ok Rosella :)
hmm......
i wonger why pigs dont fly?
they should
HOLO!!!!!
do you people know what type of karate you do jsut to see if we do the same type
gtg, Bye all!
i'm up to blue with blue stripe
gtg BYE!!
hi aquila!!!!!
bye!
EVERYONE SAW HELLO TO HOLO!
bye jaffa!
awww BYE AQUILA!
@Rosella
but do you know what TYPE of karate like i do showlin kenpo karate
? hello holo?!
Hi Mar-Chu!
BYE JAFFA!!
HELLO holo!
oh, i do the same!!!!!!!
hai five!!!!!!
I do a mix of kempo and sholin karate with the 7animals thrown in, some Ju-jit-su and some Chin-na.
*gives rosella a virtual high five*
do you go to a vallaries studio?
Holo! How do you like blogland?
....Hello to everyone that is saying "hello" to me~
but i'm not really focusing on karate right now, as i said i'm training 4 the comp
@Mar-Chu: it's fun~!
no, i go to this private training place at my school
harhar~
ooooooooohhhhhhhh
la de da!!!
Skulgirl is a tournament coming up on march 20th near your school?
y oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh skulgirl?
si
also, i live in Aus, so i have no clue what your on about
ummmmm i dont think so my sensais would have informed us let me check
is it saturday for everyone here?
WAIT!!!!!!!
oh that would explain a LOT
no friday here
hmmm.....
my sensei says i look like an elephant choking on cereal when i try blocking...
FLETCHER
LOL
TEAL'C
...
wait-check out my latest story addition~ some people have already seen this...
Shana Hakumei was being kidnapped. She hated being kidnapped. It ruined her day. So she always did her best to ruin the kidnappers day. Today, her kidnapper was Billy-Ray Sanguine.
Shana was walking into a cafe, expecting to meet someone, and there he was, sunglasses and all.
He tilted his head and said, “You were just the person I was looking for.” and then he ran and punched her in the face.
Shana flew back into the street, dazed. She realized she was being pulled by the collar of her coat, and had cuffs on her hands.
'Well.' She thought. 'Ain't that just dandy?'
Shana was dropped into the passengers side of a car, and soon after she heard the drivers side opening and the car starting up.
Her head snapped up, and she blurted out “No body likes you!”
Sanguine laughed. “Oh, I don't think thats true. There are lots of people who like me.”
“And there are lots of good-natured people who don't.”
“So not everyone hates me.”
“Well I know I do.”
“And why is that?”
“Your too psychotic. You should be locked up. It'd be community service.”
“But I don't really want to be locked up. Is that a problem?”
“No. Not really.”
“Well okay then.”
Shana pulled her legs criss-cross applesauce. “Let me go.”
“I'm afraid I can't do that.”
“Why not?”
“I'm afraid I can't tell you.”
“Thats no fun.”
“I can't imagine it can be.”
“Let me gooooooooooo.”
“Nope.”
“Or I'll start to sing camp fire songs...”
“I'd appreciate it if you didn't.”
Shana began to sing at the top of her lungs. “Da moose da moose, da moose da moose, swimming in da water, swimming in da water...”
“Stop it.”
“eating his supper, where did he go? Where did he go? He when to sleep, he whent to sleep. Da moose da moose...”
“Please tell me theres not another bloody verse.”
“Swimming in da water, swimming in da water, eating his supper, eating his supper, where did he go? Where did he go?”
“He went insane because your singing about him.”
“He went to sleep. He went to sleep.”
“Stop it.”
“Then let me go.”
“I can't do that.”
“Baby shark, doo doo do do do doo, baby shark doo doo do do do doo, baby shark doo doo do do do doo, baby shark doo doo do do do doo, baby shark!”
“%$+#” (befuddled)
“mama shark doo doo do do do doo, mama shark doo doo do do do doo, oh look theres Inyashi doo doo do do do doo, your going to get hurt doo doo do do do doo...”
something slammed on top of the car, causing it to swerve on the road.
A girl of about 18 stood in the road, dressed in all black. “Hello.” She said when Sanguine got out with his razor. “I belief you have a friend of mine.”
JACK O'NEIL
MINE
I'll be back later...
MINE!!!
>:)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH RULED BY AMERICANS!!
damn it...
bye lizzy!!!!
why do the americans always rule everything?
why isnt it the Australians
thats why i was saying random things
like
Daniel Jackson
Teal'c
Jack O'Neil
Samantha Carter
damn it Daniel WHYyYYY!!!!!!!
Also Skulgirl, is your sensei noice?
or does he yell at you for doing anything?
Oh oh!!!! Mar-Chu, email me the story that you have so far!! and the girl.....i won't give it away....
?
won't ask...
990 comments to go!!!!!!!!!!
i have two sensei's its a married couple both 6th dagree black belts and they're very nice and very funny
asdfghjk she posted something but it's gone now....
la de da!
waaaaaaaaaaaat?
thats good skulgirl!!
WAIT!!!!!!!
PURPLE MONEY BANANA ELEPHANTS!!!!
Rosella havce you ever heard of Stargate SG1???
noo.....
should i have?
you dont have to have heard about it *taps ponter fingers together looking like a young school girl* but it would be nice for someone to know aout it it seems no one does
alright
hm....
i was going to ask you something rally important.....
oh YEAH!!!!!
do you like bluberry pie?
where IS master derek???
skulgirl?
...
...aw dang. i gotta go. Holo! see you either on blogland or on monday!
bye~ hmm. or i can be back on blogland tomarrow~
*hugs everybody*
bye ya'll!
Master Derek is probably asleep silly
and i prefer chocolate pie:P not a fan of blueberries
BYE MAR-CHU!!!
*hugs mar-chu*
have a good day!
BYE MAR-CHU!!
very true skulgirl.....
and its the middle of the day here, so i wouldnt know...
the time right below our comments shows us the time where he lives!
do you reckon, skulgirl, we can break the blog on our own?
oh, does it?
mine says the time here
no not a chance
also, if nyx comes back, i will have to go quickly, so dont feel rejected when i go.
no not a chance
February 12, 2011 1:30 AM
that was my last comment and thats what is below it
bye!
bye?
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hey :)
Dragona said that you were calling off the wedding...
sweeeeeeeeeeet :)
HI KALLISTA!!
wait you guys are calling off the wedding???!?!?!?!? porquo?!?!?!
oh ok so after the wedding you gonna change your name to Kallista Pine???
LOL, i was wondering that...
LOL kallista
seeems to work or maybe you two should switch last names it would be cool
back, sorry, mum wanted me to help her with girl scout cookie orders :P
OMG!! i was a girl scout in like fifth grade :P i LOVE thin Mints there so GOOD!
I like tagalongs, they have peanut butter :3
thin mints are better though my mom actually just bough samoa icecream
gotta go dad calling
ooooh, that sounds GOOD :)
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Skulgirl
Surprisingly not that bad
brb, i need to take the dog out
hurruugggg, its cold out XP
mum said its going to be 50f out next week, take that snow! XD
Kallista, i don't know what its like where you are, but here we have FOUR FREAKING FEET of snow, its now time of sunglasses yet :P
*picks up Kallista and places her in front of a wood stove, Kallista starts to defrost from her block of ice*
LOL *sets up lawn chairs and a topical umbrella, sits down and enjoys a smoothie*
*magicly appears from shadows*
*sits on the tropical umbrella and sings mary had a little lamb*
LOL, go forth brother-slave and bring me coconut ice cream! :D
Hey Mar-Chu
hello! have you seen google today? it's quite interesting!
I know! i saw it and it really cool
X3 SMOOTHIE!
*sucks smoothie*
*yawns*
*goes all cat and curls up by the heater*
meow~
*takes out water gun and sprays Kallista* ;)
*hiss*
*chases another ball of fluff*
*bites water gun and water explodes everywhere*
hurrrggggg XP mum says a have to get off now, good night y'all! most pleasant dreams!
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
byeeeeeeeee!
*clings to lizzy like a koala*
well, now that lizzy is leaving...
*sits in cat form on top of Kallista's head*
*purrrrrrrrrr*
http://www.catpets.org/images/maine-coon-cat.jpg
oh yeah. this is me.
meow meow meow meow!~
*purrrrrr*
*jumps off*
*beggs for kitty friskies*
*spaz*
*jumps around*
wait i gotta gooooo! bye! meow meow!
*jumps away*
KALLISTA!
ACK *Accidentally presses some button on the computer*
FLIP, HOW TO I CHANGE IT BACK! D:
*Fixes it*
Phew -_-'
DARN IT.
*Hopes someone comes back on*
YO!
:D
GUESS WHO?!
Any one?
ok.....
:(
hi!
yeah, too late...
:(
(again)
I'm here! is anyone else though?
I should be on for about the next 3hrs so i'll be in and out
anyone?
man, this sucks
KALLISTA! YAY! how are you?
my ankle REALLY REALLY hurts. i went into town today with a friend and we did heaps of walking which made it hurt more. I updated my website by the way
*hugs Kallista back*
lol. maybe, it didn't swell up or anything so it's not to serious. thanks for your concern though but i'm kinda known for not doing things when told
what time is it there?
Spelling errors? I just can't be bothered to fix them anymore
NICOLETTE! HI!
@Kallista, lol, i when i was at the clinic i kept moving the ice pack around so as a joke the nurse said that if i move it again she was gonna tape the ice pack to my ankle, i stopped moving it after that :P
What's the difference between a clinic and hospital ????
Oh wait I know
*unties herself from the chair, sneaks up on Kallista and draws a captain hook mustache on her then attepts to run away but doesn't get very far because of her ankle*
the clinic is what we call the nurses office/place with beds and chairs
Hi, Skyril!
Sorry it's been days since you said hi to me, but I rarely check the comments, and when I do, I usually just scroll through really fast without reading. I just look to see if Derek has left a comment.
But thanks for saying hi. =) How are you?
so what time is it there kallista?
*franticly tries to rub off mustache*
*eventually it starts to fade away*
REVENGE!
*draws N7 logo on everyones shoulder *
lol, i still have some blue hairspray had zinc on me :P
hi Minnie
ok, i can't really judge you kallista since i've stayed up until 5:30am on here before :P
ok Kallista, are you happy now? i've got my ankle strapped up and resting on a footstall :P
brb, my sister is forcing me to get her some dinner cause my mum is out. why she wants feeding i have no idea :P
BYE KALLISTA! might speak to you tomorrow!
brb
i'm back :P
anyone there?
uh oh, my sister's forcing me to watch High School Musical, i dont mind it but i've seen it sooooo many times!
Hi, Kallista! How are you?
hi Minnie, unfortunately Kallista left
anyone?
*holds the sacred banana peel like it's a god*
Oooh
I'm still here
i am sooo bored!
NICOLETTE! how are ya?
Heya Jaffa!
I'm good, just sneaking downstairs for breakfast
No ones awake yet :)
lol, i wish my sister would go away, she is really annoying!
All sisters are aren't they lol
If not then I want a refund on mine
lol, same
:P
i'm back :P
BYE!! will be back later
AHH sorry jaffa!
Mum woke up and I needed to get ready and AHH I hate Saturday mornings
Mums always in a bad mood on Saturdays, slagging off our dad in the morning and then complaining about him when we get home
It's stupid
Hi... is anyone on?
I've seriously JUST woken up.
*rubs eyes*
*yawns*
I'm staying at home today :)
http://dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com/
^^^
GO ON THAT WHEN THIS GETS FULL!!!
I have Homework :o
English, Spanish, French, Maths... that's what I've got to do! :o
hello? Dragona? have I just missed you?
No! I'm still here! Hi Wonka :)
yay! hello! homework sucks
have you decided on a date for the wedding yet or did i miss it?
I know it does, I don't do it on weekdays because I come on here so I have a PILE of it at weekends... but I don't mind.
I have to revise for a geography test, and do some maths I think...
You haven't missed it. It was supposed to be today but Kallista has postponed it and we haven't decided a date. Everyone's going to come and there isn't going to be a wedding today... I don't think :S
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