Ah, the Jitter Girls.
They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.
I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.
Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.
January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.
I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.
I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.
Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.
I should probably get back to work.
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uh oh. Thats just as well cause i think some Smurfs heard about it and want to take revemge on us at your wedding! :)
I think I might put a barrier of spears around the blog during the wedding so any smurfs and cliffords get impaled. Lol.
good idea. but what about the guests? will we have to fly in or something?
Lol, a helipad :P or I might just put a shield around the blog protecting it from smurfs, cliffords and lightning bolts...
You still here Wonka?
yeah sorry my computers reallyslow this morning the internet doesnt reach up to my room very well
Same. I'm on the laptop and it's REALLY fast, but crashes when I watch videos. The computer upstairs is really SLOW, but it can play videos.
so guys how are you
Hi, I'm alright Brambo. You coming on COD today?
mmm flopcakes
flopcakes?
In a bit yeah
Can we do Team Deathmatch? I hate Rust :P
It was funny when we were at the Terminal.
f
when is the next book coming out. I'm re reading them all
Dunno.
sorry the internet just crashed AGAIN.
my little brother is annoying our hamster...
second
Lol Wonka.
our hamster is called Tanith :)
air guitar sucks
Did you name it Wonka? :)
me and my sister.
my brother wanted to call it Stephanie, as he is reading the first one and hasnt got to the bit where she chooses her name
Lol, an SP Hamster. You should get it a mini-sword and a little leather jacket :P
was tempted! she climbs up the walls or her cage and attacks my mum!
VICIOUS HAMSTER!
definitely- she tried to fing out what flavour I was last night. and then she got bored and went in her wheel, and then I put her in a little pink ball to run around the house
Spider-Hamster,
Spider-Hamster,
Does what every a Spider-Hamster does,
Attacks Wonka's mum, it's quite dumb,
Look oouut, it's a Spider-Hamster :P
LOL, I want your Hamster!
*steals Wonka's hamster and puts it in a ball to run around the blog*
:P
The vampires burst into the courtroom and tore the two Cleavers, who had been guarding the door, to shreds. The crowd began to scream as the vampires plunged into the mass of people who had gathered to see Jack’s trial. The four Cleavers who’d been containing Jack charged at the vampires
Sounds cool Brambo. :)
*sigh*
at least she'll have fun for a few minutes.
oh, be careful she has a tendency to knock things over while she's in one of those.
Does she like football?
*kicks the ball with the hamster in into the back of the net*
GOOOOAAALLLL!!! :P
*the hamster ball chases after Dragona*
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
cool writing! like Brambo
*runs around the blog being chased by the evil hamster*
there was a REASON we called her Tanith, Dragona!
*watches Tanith chase Dragona in hamster ball with a little sword*
*gold helmet slides over his face and he uses rocket boosters built into his shoes to fly above the hamster and tries to blast it*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
*hamster dodges the shots*
Damn it...
I might go on COD now.
Yes, I'm going on COD now. I'll be back later, bye.
Noooo! Ive just got onto the other computer!
damn.
*collects Tanith and puts her back in cage, where she starts climbing up the walls and jumping from high places*
Hmm... Wonka you still here?
I'll take that as a no...
*sighs*
I have to go for my dinner now, I'll be back in a bit, bye.
I wonder if anyone is on
I'll take that as a no
*clicks fingers*
I got some work to do whilst I'm on my loansome
*ataaches her armour plates on her legs, arms and chest and crawls into the vents of the blog
Time to destroy the place
>:D
*all is silent in the blog, a wisp of wind tears through the room making the doors creak slightly*
*all of a sudden 3 strong blows can be heard from inside the vents, the light bulbs explode nd the lights themselves cathch on fire. The cable keeping the lamps up are burnt away and they fall to the ground enveloping the room in flame and smoke*
*The fire cackles away speading round the room and up the side of the walls. A big pound comes from the vent and the side splits open*
*a stream of blue comes from the vents and Nicolette jumps out, swinging to the top of the vents.*
*Flame hits the gas tank and electrical genorator as Nicolette runs across the top of the vents.*
*a hge explosion breaks out and the windows smash, the vents began to creak and come aparts colapsing to the floor*
*Nicolette jumps out a smashed window to her escape*
hehehe mayhem
*Nicolette slows her fall with her biotics and tucks and rolls*
*she sits and watches the building burn whilst eating popcorn and protecting herself with a biotic barrier*
*A final big explosion errups from the builiding, shards of glass, metal and plastic come flying out in all directions*
*a shard of metal slams straight into my barrier and I flinch slightly before eating more popcorn*
*the building is nothing but burning ash and Nicolette lets her barrier down and uses biotics to move the wood plasti wires glss and metal into the fire to burn*
Hmm lets get some fireworks!
Hey, anyone there? It's almost 1:15am here so I won't be on for long
*lines 1000 fireworks in front of the bombfore*
PARTY TIME
*used biotics to push the fire forward, some fireworks are light immedietly but the fire flickers in places meaning some light slower then otheres*
WOO FIREWORKS!! *loud bangs and colours fill the sky*
JAFFA! Hey I hve just been destroying the blog :D right now I'm putting on a firework display to celebrate my victroy :)
well until Dragone comes and fixes the place again :(
Oooooh, pretty fireworks :P
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to return the blog to normal*
*glares at Nicolette and takes away her fireworks*
DRAGONA! Hi! How are you?
I'm good thanks.
*continues glaring at Nicolette*
Haven't spoken to you for a while, anything exciting happen while I was gone?
No, everything's been pretty boring. The wedding was supposed to be today, but Kallista postponed it and I don't know when it is now.
I heard about that, I was talking to Kallista earlier
Was she in a better mood than she was the night before last?
I have no idea, what mood was she in the night before last?
She was in a really dark mood the night before last, she was really depressed. Poor Kallista :(
Are you ok about postponing the wedding?
I don't mind it. If it was today then it would be great, but if we postpone it, it would make you look forward to it more, it's Kallista's choice, I'm easy :)
That's good then. How's school been?
Pretty boring really, but I'm glad it's weekend :)
Yeah same, although I've got homework which I have to do tomorrow otherwise I'm dead
I have some hw to do... I'll do it tomorrow though.
Lol, I always put things off until the last minute, at one point I finished my homework 5 mins before class started
Same. I've done that before.
In fact the other day I couldnt be bothered to do my homework so I kinda made up an excuse about why I didn't finish it
The other day I finished my Geography hw in GEOGRAPHY, and finished it 2 seconds LITTERALLY, before the teacher asked for it.
Lol, yeah. I'm not particuly proud of doing it but I'm kinda tired of being the goody two shoes who always puts so much effort and work into it
I've always been evil.
Lol, up until year 5 I was always a good girl but then a lot of stuff happens and my mind was slightly messed up
Until year 2 I was good, then I've been evil pretty much all my life. It's good being evil :)
Hmmm, I spose so
I hope someone comes on soon, it's pretty lonely on the blog :P
:P I'm really thirsty, brb. I'm gonna see if I can get some food and water without being caught, thankfully I did drama for several years so if I get caught I should be ok :P
Here am Dragona :) just remember, you asked for it ;P
i cant wait for the next book ^^ i started reading them when all six were already out so i never had to wait to read them AND NOW I DO! AGH! -_- i miss reading skulduggery pleasant.
Hi Lizzy.
Ok Jaffa.
I'm back, I found some bottles of water in the cupboard so instead of making noise by taking out a cup and running the tap I stole one of the bottles :P
Hey people, I've posted a new drawing on my blog.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *glomps Dragona*
Hi Darkane!
cool, i'll check it out :)
LIZZY! DARKANE! Hi!
Hey Jaffa :)
When I said that I wished someone come on, people did! It's AMAZING XD I wonder if I whistle then Kallista will come...
*whistles*
Lol Dragona.
How is everyone?
*moans that the blog is fixed*
IT LOOKED SO MUCH BETTER ON FIRE!
No it didn't Nicolette.
Back
I've commented on your blog Darkane.
Ah, Nicolette! You're back!
I know, thanks Dragona.
It's now almost 2:30am here so I think I'm gonna go to sleep, night night!
I might be back again tomorrow.
BYE!
Bye Jaffa
Bye Jaffa.
Awww, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Jaffa
Wow, i've been on devaintart for less then a week and already i have three llamas, as if my ego needed it :P
Do you think a waterfall would look good behind the kinigfisher?
What's your name on dA?
turvy-topsy
I can't think of anything to talk about...
I can't find you, what drawings have you done?
LOL, me too, so i will chatter randomly :)
I stayed up till 2am finishing a drawing last night, but when i was finished i crumpled it up
Did you mean to crumple it up because it was rubbish, or was it an accident?
Here, have a link
http://turvy-topsy.deviantart.com/
I've done mostly Anime style drawing of people, but i have done some poems and a landscape
I crumpled it up because it didn't look RIGHT
Oh... ok.
Wow, that picture with the heart on the cracked path is so amazing. Awesome work.
that one isn't mine, i found it on google to use as a preview pic for my poem
Ooooooh. It goes really well with the poem.
I have to go now. My brothers going to have loads of his friends over to watch the 6 nations rugby match so I have to practice my piano now before the room is invaded by them. BYE!
I'm on DA, how do you add people as friends?
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Darkane
Dragona, you click the little button up in the corner that says "Watch"
Bye Darkane.
Ok, I've done that to Kallista and you now :)
yup, you're watching me now :)
this is my signature, i think its funny
"My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving the universe"- Ford Prefect
Do you know anyone else's names?
Lol Lizzy.
this is Genesis, i don't know if you've met her
http://genesisaggelos.deviantart.com/
and this is Darkane's
http://darkaneclaw.deviantart.com/
its awesome, i know :)
Hello!
I'm "doing homework on the laptop."
;)
Hey Lunar :)
Ok, I'll add them.
Hi Lizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy!
Hey Lunarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I have to go for about 10 mins... I'll be back in a bit, please no one leave. Bye for now.
heeheeheee, mum just got a shipment from Penzey's two pounds of premium dark chocolate coco powder :D
Brb
OK Dragona and Lizzy
back...
Hi again Lizzy
Hey
LOL *helps Kallista up* Hey :D
Hi Kallista!
*sets up lawn chair and umbrellas again* Slave boy! bring me smoothies!
Um...
*starts to back away*
...No...
*looks around*
Hey, where'd Dragona get to?
*looks desperately around for someone to distract Kallista*
LOOK! LIZZY'S DRESSED AS A MUNCHKIN!!
*Kallista looks at Lizzy as Lunar runs like the dickens' away from Lizzy and Kallista*
*lassos Lunar* nice try ;P
I'm not sad... Just immensely frustrated... I think my school is going to force me to take GCSE geography... So I can't take history or French... And NOBODY understands how much I hate geography...
LOL, *halo sets up another, more comfortable chair for his beloved sister*
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*gets reigned in*
This seems strangely familiar...
LOL *sips smoothie and watches the show*
*a pair of alive giant scissors cut through the lasso, and Kallista lands in a white padded room, whilst Lunar lands on a trampoline*
*begins jumping up and down*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
*watches the dispaly and claps*
LOL!
*goes back into the shadows planning to destroy the blog again*
LOL *clicks fingers* slave boy! smoothies all around
I'm just going to sit in my lawn chair if you don't mind....
Hi Nicolette!
*jumps off trampoline*
*lands in a time vortex*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO!
*goes to the time of King Charles II in England... Decides she likes it*
*walks in*
uh...hi?
*looks at the scene before and can only stare*
*all is silent in the blog, a wisp of wind tears through the room making the doors creak slightly*
*all of a sudden 3 strong blows can be heard from inside the vents, the light bulbs explode and the lights themselves catch on fire. The cable keeping the lamps up are burnt away and they fall to the ground enveloping the room in flame and smoke*
*The fire cackles away speading round the room and up the side of the walls. A big pound comes from the vent and the side splits open*
*a stream of blue comes from the vents and Nicolette jumps out, swinging to the top of the vents.*
*Flame hits the gas tank and electrical genorator as Nicolette runs across the top of the vents.*
*a huge explosion breaks out and the windows smash, the vents began to creak and come aparts colapsing to the floor*
*Nicolette jumps out a smashed window to her escape*
hehehe mayhem
*Nicolette slows her fall with her biotics and tucks and rolls*
*she sits and watches the building burn whilst eating popcorn and protecting herself with a biotic barrier*
*A final big explosion errups from the builiding, shards of glass, metal and plastic come flying out in all directions*
*a shard of metal slams straight into my barrier and I flinch slightly before eating more popcorn*
*the building is nothing but burning ash and Nicolette lets her barrier down and uses biotics to move the wood plasti wires glss and metal into the fire to burn*
Hmm lets get some fireworks!
*lines 1000 fireworks in front of the bombfore*
PARTY TIME
*used biotics to push the fire forward, some fireworks are light immedietly but the fire flickers in places meaning some light slower then otheres*
WOO FIREWORKS!! *loud bangs and colours fill the sky*
DE JA VU! LOL
LOL Kallista!
DRAGONA! WHERE DID YOU GO? its been more then ten minutes :/
Oh... My "Hi Mar-chu!" turned into "!"... Oh well...
*Kallista reaches out to grab Nicolette and when she does no one is there*
Aww... I like the monarchy restoration...
*from behind a dagger ips straight through the lasso stopping Lizzy and Lunar and mking them slump to the ground as Kallista continues*
*Kallista turns around to the direction of the dagger and continues chasing me*
*I sneak up nehind Kallista and jump on her back pressing the pressure point to knoc her out before going back into hiding*
When was the last time I went evil ? >:D
*rides along behind the go-cart* this is fun! :D
*jumps back into the time vortex*
*realises she's in Ollie Cromwell's time*
Aww, man...
(I love history)
*rockets of the edge of the cliff, but stays floating in the air above the wreckage* the trick to flying is forgetting to hit the ground ;)
*runs to edge of cliff* Ahh Hell!
*uses biotics to slow Kallista's fall*
*puts up a barrier just above the bottom*
*Kallista hits the imaginary wall of blue energy at the force a feather would*
Aww I can't be to evil even if I try
*lifts Kallista and Lizzy back onto firm ground*
Stupid rocket boots *stabs them with her daggers*
*clears throat*
welp. regular day as always!
weeeeeeeeeeeeee! *flys in loops-de-loops*
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!
I read dark days when i was sick in bed with the flu. my dad said because i was reading it delirious with a fever, i would forget everything in the book and have to read it all over again. i highly doubted that.
BUT GUESS WHAT?
HE WAS RIGHT!
its all scrambled. like scrambled eggs~
thats to bad Mar-chu... scrambled eggs... i haven't had breakfast yet
Hi again, sorry about that.
Dragona! *glomp*
HERE HERE! I JUST HAD SCRAMBLED EGGS!
but the up side is that i can read skul-man all over again!
hello Dragona~
*pets dragona*
I'm not a DOG.
hmmm, all i had so far for breakfast was a mushy apple at 2am
maybe i'll order pizza for breakfast...
Good idea Lizzy :)
*continues to pet Dragona*
there. i capitalized your name.
*knocks Mar-chu's hand away*
Do it again and I'll chop it off.
...
*uses fake hand on a stick to pet dragona's head*
is this better?
*slices off the fake hand and Mar-chu's real hand*
No, it isn't.
*both hands bounce away*
Hi Kallista!
*hugs her*
pizza! back in a few
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to cure the poison from the ivy and hugs Kallista*
...well you COULD'VE TOLD MEEEEEEEE!
*bawls*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*cries*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*sniff* *cries*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*wacks dragona with a frypan*
FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
*frying pan hits his shield, bounces off and smacks Mar-chu in the face*
No... I warned you. But you didn't listen.
Well done Kallista :)
i hate this pizza, its so greasy :/
*hugs Kallista back*
WELL YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE GOING TO NOT BE OKAY WITH A FAKE HAND THEN YOU CUT MY REAK HAND OFF!
BAKA! BAKA! BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA!
*goes all cat*
*hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*
*uses dragona for a scratching post*
I said if you did it again I would chop your hand off. That was a warning. Then you did it again, so now you have no hand.
*scratches hit his shield*
i did that already, its so annoying because when i do that my brother makes fun of me :/
Tell your brother to shut up :P
BUT I DID A FAKE HAND! A FAAAAKE HAND! AND YOU CUT OFF BOTH!
BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!!!!!!!
LOL, i do that all the time Dragona :)
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