Monday, February 7, 2011

The Jitter Girls


Ah, the Jitter Girls.

They’re quite scary, you know. Scary and unstoppable. Or maybe more creepy than scary. But unstoppable. Definitely unstoppable.

I came up with the Jitter Girls as part of a script that never got made. In fact, it was this same script in which I came up with the idea for the Cleavers, as well. That script had a whole load of ideas, but unfortunately it just wasn’t very good. All these madcap ideas didn’t cohere into anything resembling sense, so I abandoned the script and started cannibalising my own stuff, taking what worked and using it somewhere else.

Which is why I’m writing about the Jitter Girls, ten years after coming up with them.

January was, basically, a month writing various short stories and whatnot. I had reached the halfway point of Book Six, and was quite comfortable with taking a few weeks off to get some other work done. Well, now I’m back at it, and I needed a new threat for the middle section and I was searching through this magnificent mind of mine and those creepy ol’ Jitter Girls just jumped right out at me.

I knew I’d get to use them, sooner or later.

I’m not going to tell you much about them, other than that they are currently giving Skulduggery and Valkyrie quite a hard time. I haven’t a clue how they’re going to be defeated, either. The way I’m writing right now, it looks like the Jitter Girls are going to kill our heroes and skip off into the darkness. Which, you know, would be bad for the rest of the book.

Oh dear. I seem to have written myself into a proverbial corner.

I should probably get back to work.


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Dragona Pine said...

I have to do a powerpoint for english, make a model of the Globe Theatre, do 3 maths questions, write a paragraph in spanish about my house and learn the verbs Avoir and Entre for French.

Wonka said...

uh oh. Thats just as well cause i think some Smurfs heard about it and want to take revemge on us at your wedding! :)

Dragona Pine said...

I think I might put a barrier of spears around the blog during the wedding so any smurfs and cliffords get impaled. Lol.

Wonka said...

good idea. but what about the guests? will we have to fly in or something?

Dragona Pine said...

Lol, a helipad :P or I might just put a shield around the blog protecting it from smurfs, cliffords and lightning bolts...

Dragona Pine said...

You still here Wonka?

Wonka said...

yeah sorry my computers reallyslow this morning the internet doesnt reach up to my room very well

Dragona Pine said...

Same. I'm on the laptop and it's REALLY fast, but crashes when I watch videos. The computer upstairs is really SLOW, but it can play videos.

Ricardo Doom said...

so guys how are you

Dragona Pine said...

Hi, I'm alright Brambo. You coming on COD today?

Ricardo Doom said...

mmm flopcakes

Dragona Pine said...

flopcakes?

Ricardo Doom said...

In a bit yeah

Dragona Pine said...

Can we do Team Deathmatch? I hate Rust :P

Dragona Pine said...

It was funny when we were at the Terminal.

Dragona Pine said...

f

Ricardo Doom said...

when is the next book coming out. I'm re reading them all

Dragona Pine said...

Dunno.

Wonka said...

sorry the internet just crashed AGAIN.

my little brother is annoying our hamster...

Ricardo Doom said...

second

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Wonka.

Wonka said...

our hamster is called Tanith :)

Ricardo Doom said...

air guitar sucks

Dragona Pine said...

Did you name it Wonka? :)

Wonka said...

me and my sister.

my brother wanted to call it Stephanie, as he is reading the first one and hasnt got to the bit where she chooses her name

Dragona Pine said...

Lol, an SP Hamster. You should get it a mini-sword and a little leather jacket :P

Wonka said...

was tempted! she climbs up the walls or her cage and attacks my mum!

Dragona Pine said...

VICIOUS HAMSTER!

Wonka said...

definitely- she tried to fing out what flavour I was last night. and then she got bored and went in her wheel, and then I put her in a little pink ball to run around the house

Dragona Pine said...

Spider-Hamster,
Spider-Hamster,
Does what every a Spider-Hamster does,
Attacks Wonka's mum, it's quite dumb,
Look oouut, it's a Spider-Hamster :P

Dragona Pine said...

LOL, I want your Hamster!

*steals Wonka's hamster and puts it in a ball to run around the blog*

:P

Ricardo Doom said...

The vampires burst into the courtroom and tore the two Cleavers, who had been guarding the door, to shreds. The crowd began to scream as the vampires plunged into the mass of people who had gathered to see Jack’s trial. The four Cleavers who’d been containing Jack charged at the vampires

Dragona Pine said...

Sounds cool Brambo. :)

Wonka said...

*sigh*

at least she'll have fun for a few minutes.

oh, be careful she has a tendency to knock things over while she's in one of those.

Dragona Pine said...

Does she like football?


*kicks the ball with the hamster in into the back of the net*


GOOOOAAALLLL!!! :P


*the hamster ball chases after Dragona*


AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Wonka said...

cool writing! like Brambo

Dragona Pine said...

*runs around the blog being chased by the evil hamster*

Wonka said...

there was a REASON we called her Tanith, Dragona!

*watches Tanith chase Dragona in hamster ball with a little sword*

Dragona Pine said...

*gold helmet slides over his face and he uses rocket boosters built into his shoes to fly above the hamster and tries to blast it*


MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!


*hamster dodges the shots*


Damn it...

Dragona Pine said...
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Dragona Pine said...

I might go on COD now.

Dragona Pine said...

Yes, I'm going on COD now. I'll be back later, bye.

Wonka said...

Noooo! Ive just got onto the other computer!

Wonka said...

damn.

*collects Tanith and puts her back in cage, where she starts climbing up the walls and jumping from high places*

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm... Wonka you still here?

Dragona Pine said...

I'll take that as a no...

Dragona Pine said...

*sighs*

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go for my dinner now, I'll be back in a bit, bye.

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I wonder if anyone is on

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

I'll take that as a no

*clicks fingers*

I got some work to do whilst I'm on my loansome

*ataaches her armour plates on her legs, arms and chest and crawls into the vents of the blog

Time to destroy the place

>:D

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*all is silent in the blog, a wisp of wind tears through the room making the doors creak slightly*

*all of a sudden 3 strong blows can be heard from inside the vents, the light bulbs explode nd the lights themselves cathch on fire. The cable keeping the lamps up are burnt away and they fall to the ground enveloping the room in flame and smoke*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*The fire cackles away speading round the room and up the side of the walls. A big pound comes from the vent and the side splits open*

*a stream of blue comes from the vents and Nicolette jumps out, swinging to the top of the vents.*

*Flame hits the gas tank and electrical genorator as Nicolette runs across the top of the vents.*

*a hge explosion breaks out and the windows smash, the vents began to creak and come aparts colapsing to the floor*

*Nicolette jumps out a smashed window to her escape*

hehehe mayhem

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*Nicolette slows her fall with her biotics and tucks and rolls*

*she sits and watches the building burn whilst eating popcorn and protecting herself with a biotic barrier*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*A final big explosion errups from the builiding, shards of glass, metal and plastic come flying out in all directions*

*a shard of metal slams straight into my barrier and I flinch slightly before eating more popcorn*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*the building is nothing but burning ash and Nicolette lets her barrier down and uses biotics to move the wood plasti wires glss and metal into the fire to burn*

Hmm lets get some fireworks!

Katie Louise said...

Hey, anyone there? It's almost 1:15am here so I won't be on for long

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*lines 1000 fireworks in front of the bombfore*

PARTY TIME

*used biotics to push the fire forward, some fireworks are light immedietly but the fire flickers in places meaning some light slower then otheres*

WOO FIREWORKS!! *loud bangs and colours fill the sky*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

JAFFA! Hey I hve just been destroying the blog :D right now I'm putting on a firework display to celebrate my victroy :)

well until Dragone comes and fixes the place again :(

Katie Louise said...

Oooooh, pretty fireworks :P

Dragona Pine said...

*uses magic yorkshire pudding to return the blog to normal*

*glares at Nicolette and takes away her fireworks*

Katie Louise said...

DRAGONA! Hi! How are you?

Dragona Pine said...

I'm good thanks.


*continues glaring at Nicolette*

Katie Louise said...

Haven't spoken to you for a while, anything exciting happen while I was gone?

Dragona Pine said...

No, everything's been pretty boring. The wedding was supposed to be today, but Kallista postponed it and I don't know when it is now.

Katie Louise said...

I heard about that, I was talking to Kallista earlier

Dragona Pine said...

Was she in a better mood than she was the night before last?

Katie Louise said...

I have no idea, what mood was she in the night before last?

Dragona Pine said...

She was in a really dark mood the night before last, she was really depressed. Poor Kallista :(

Katie Louise said...

Are you ok about postponing the wedding?

Dragona Pine said...

I don't mind it. If it was today then it would be great, but if we postpone it, it would make you look forward to it more, it's Kallista's choice, I'm easy :)

Katie Louise said...

That's good then. How's school been?

Dragona Pine said...

Pretty boring really, but I'm glad it's weekend :)

Katie Louise said...

Yeah same, although I've got homework which I have to do tomorrow otherwise I'm dead

Dragona Pine said...

I have some hw to do... I'll do it tomorrow though.

Katie Louise said...

Lol, I always put things off until the last minute, at one point I finished my homework 5 mins before class started

Dragona Pine said...

Same. I've done that before.

Katie Louise said...

In fact the other day I couldnt be bothered to do my homework so I kinda made up an excuse about why I didn't finish it

Dragona Pine said...

The other day I finished my Geography hw in GEOGRAPHY, and finished it 2 seconds LITTERALLY, before the teacher asked for it.

Katie Louise said...

Lol, yeah. I'm not particuly proud of doing it but I'm kinda tired of being the goody two shoes who always puts so much effort and work into it

Dragona Pine said...

I've always been evil.

Katie Louise said...

Lol, up until year 5 I was always a good girl but then a lot of stuff happens and my mind was slightly messed up

Dragona Pine said...

Until year 2 I was good, then I've been evil pretty much all my life. It's good being evil :)

Katie Louise said...

Hmmm, I spose so

Dragona Pine said...

I hope someone comes on soon, it's pretty lonely on the blog :P

Katie Louise said...

:P I'm really thirsty, brb. I'm gonna see if I can get some food and water without being caught, thankfully I did drama for several years so if I get caught I should be ok :P

Liz said...

Here am Dragona :) just remember, you asked for it ;P

Kim Cho Hee said...

i cant wait for the next book ^^ i started reading them when all six were already out so i never had to wait to read them AND NOW I DO! AGH! -_- i miss reading skulduggery pleasant.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Lizzy.


Ok Jaffa.

Katie Louise said...

I'm back, I found some bottles of water in the cupboard so instead of making noise by taking out a cup and running the tap I stole one of the bottles :P

Darkane Claw said...

Hey people, I've posted a new drawing on my blog.

Liz said...

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *glomps Dragona*

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Darkane!

Liz said...

cool, i'll check it out :)

Katie Louise said...

LIZZY! DARKANE! Hi!

Liz said...

Hey Jaffa :)

Dragona Pine said...

When I said that I wished someone come on, people did! It's AMAZING XD I wonder if I whistle then Kallista will come...

*whistles*

Katie Louise said...

Lol Dragona.

How is everyone?

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*moans that the blog is fixed*

IT LOOKED SO MUCH BETTER ON FIRE!

Dragona Pine said...

No it didn't Nicolette.

Darkane Claw said...

Back

Dragona Pine said...

I've commented on your blog Darkane.

Katie Louise said...

Ah, Nicolette! You're back!

Darkane Claw said...

I know, thanks Dragona.

Katie Louise said...

It's now almost 2:30am here so I think I'm gonna go to sleep, night night!
I might be back again tomorrow.

BYE!

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Jaffa

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Jaffa.

Liz said...

Awww, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Jaffa

Liz said...

Wow, i've been on devaintart for less then a week and already i have three llamas, as if my ego needed it :P

Darkane Claw said...

Do you think a waterfall would look good behind the kinigfisher?

Darkane Claw said...

What's your name on dA?

Liz said...

turvy-topsy

Dragona Pine said...

I can't think of anything to talk about...

Darkane Claw said...

I can't find you, what drawings have you done?

Liz said...

LOL, me too, so i will chatter randomly :)

I stayed up till 2am finishing a drawing last night, but when i was finished i crumpled it up

Dragona Pine said...

Did you mean to crumple it up because it was rubbish, or was it an accident?

Liz said...

Here, have a link

http://turvy-topsy.deviantart.com/

I've done mostly Anime style drawing of people, but i have done some poems and a landscape

Liz said...

I crumpled it up because it didn't look RIGHT

Dragona Pine said...

Oh... ok.

Darkane Claw said...

Wow, that picture with the heart on the cracked path is so amazing. Awesome work.

Liz said...

that one isn't mine, i found it on google to use as a preview pic for my poem

Darkane Claw said...

Ooooooh. It goes really well with the poem.


I have to go now. My brothers going to have loads of his friends over to watch the 6 nations rugby match so I have to practice my piano now before the room is invaded by them. BYE!

Dragona Pine said...

I'm on DA, how do you add people as friends?

Liz said...

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Darkane

Dragona, you click the little button up in the corner that says "Watch"

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Darkane.


Ok, I've done that to Kallista and you now :)

Liz said...

yup, you're watching me now :)

Liz said...

this is my signature, i think its funny

"My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving the universe"- Ford Prefect

Dragona Pine said...

Do you know anyone else's names?

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Lizzy.

Liz said...

this is Genesis, i don't know if you've met her

http://genesisaggelos.deviantart.com/

and this is Darkane's

http://darkaneclaw.deviantart.com/

Liz said...

its awesome, i know :)

Lunar Tears said...

Hello!

I'm "doing homework on the laptop."

;)

Liz said...

Hey Lunar :)

Dragona Pine said...

Ok, I'll add them.

Lunar Tears said...

Hi Lizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy!

Liz said...

Hey Lunarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go for about 10 mins... I'll be back in a bit, please no one leave. Bye for now.

Liz said...

heeheeheee, mum just got a shipment from Penzey's two pounds of premium dark chocolate coco powder :D

Brb

Lunar Tears said...

OK Dragona and Lizzy

Liz said...

back...

Lunar Tears said...

Hi again Lizzy

Liz said...

Hey

Liz said...

LOL *helps Kallista up* Hey :D

Lunar Tears said...

Hi Kallista!

Liz said...

*sets up lawn chair and umbrellas again* Slave boy! bring me smoothies!

Lunar Tears said...

Um...

*starts to back away*

...No...

*looks around*

Hey, where'd Dragona get to?

*looks desperately around for someone to distract Kallista*

LOOK! LIZZY'S DRESSED AS A MUNCHKIN!!

*Kallista looks at Lizzy as Lunar runs like the dickens' away from Lizzy and Kallista*

Liz said...

*lassos Lunar* nice try ;P

Lunar Tears said...

I'm not sad... Just immensely frustrated... I think my school is going to force me to take GCSE geography... So I can't take history or French... And NOBODY understands how much I hate geography...

Liz said...

LOL, *halo sets up another, more comfortable chair for his beloved sister*

Lunar Tears said...

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*gets reigned in*

This seems strangely familiar...

Liz said...

LOL *sips smoothie and watches the show*

Lunar Tears said...

*a pair of alive giant scissors cut through the lasso, and Kallista lands in a white padded room, whilst Lunar lands on a trampoline*

Lunar Tears said...

*begins jumping up and down*

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*watches the dispaly and claps*

LOL!

*goes back into the shadows planning to destroy the blog again*

Liz said...

LOL *clicks fingers* slave boy! smoothies all around

Liz said...

I'm just going to sit in my lawn chair if you don't mind....

Lunar Tears said...

Hi Nicolette!

*jumps off trampoline*

*lands in a time vortex*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO!

*goes to the time of King Charles II in England... Decides she likes it*

Mar-Chu said...

*walks in*

uh...hi?

*looks at the scene before and can only stare*

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*all is silent in the blog, a wisp of wind tears through the room making the doors creak slightly*

*all of a sudden 3 strong blows can be heard from inside the vents, the light bulbs explode and the lights themselves catch on fire. The cable keeping the lamps up are burnt away and they fall to the ground enveloping the room in flame and smoke*

*The fire cackles away speading round the room and up the side of the walls. A big pound comes from the vent and the side splits open*

*a stream of blue comes from the vents and Nicolette jumps out, swinging to the top of the vents.*

*Flame hits the gas tank and electrical genorator as Nicolette runs across the top of the vents.*

*a huge explosion breaks out and the windows smash, the vents began to creak and come aparts colapsing to the floor*

*Nicolette jumps out a smashed window to her escape*

hehehe mayhem

*Nicolette slows her fall with her biotics and tucks and rolls*

*she sits and watches the building burn whilst eating popcorn and protecting herself with a biotic barrier*

*A final big explosion errups from the builiding, shards of glass, metal and plastic come flying out in all directions*

*a shard of metal slams straight into my barrier and I flinch slightly before eating more popcorn*

*the building is nothing but burning ash and Nicolette lets her barrier down and uses biotics to move the wood plasti wires glss and metal into the fire to burn*

Hmm lets get some fireworks!
*lines 1000 fireworks in front of the bombfore*

PARTY TIME

*used biotics to push the fire forward, some fireworks are light immedietly but the fire flickers in places meaning some light slower then otheres*

WOO FIREWORKS!! *loud bangs and colours fill the sky*




DE JA VU! LOL

Lunar Tears said...

LOL Kallista!

Liz said...

DRAGONA! WHERE DID YOU GO? its been more then ten minutes :/

Lunar Tears said...

Oh... My "Hi Mar-chu!" turned into "!"... Oh well...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*Kallista reaches out to grab Nicolette and when she does no one is there*

Lunar Tears said...

Aww... I like the monarchy restoration...

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*from behind a dagger ips straight through the lasso stopping Lizzy and Lunar and mking them slump to the ground as Kallista continues*

*Kallista turns around to the direction of the dagger and continues chasing me*

*I sneak up nehind Kallista and jump on her back pressing the pressure point to knoc her out before going back into hiding*

When was the last time I went evil ? >:D

Liz said...

*rides along behind the go-cart* this is fun! :D

Lunar Tears said...

*jumps back into the time vortex*

*realises she's in Ollie Cromwell's time*

Aww, man...

(I love history)

Liz said...

*rockets of the edge of the cliff, but stays floating in the air above the wreckage* the trick to flying is forgetting to hit the ground ;)

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*runs to edge of cliff* Ahh Hell!

*uses biotics to slow Kallista's fall*

*puts up a barrier just above the bottom*

*Kallista hits the imaginary wall of blue energy at the force a feather would*

Aww I can't be to evil even if I try

Nicole Fudge (Nicolette Croga) said...

*lifts Kallista and Lizzy back onto firm ground*

Stupid rocket boots *stabs them with her daggers*

Mar-Chu said...

*clears throat*

welp. regular day as always!

Liz said...

weeeeeeeeeeeeee! *flys in loops-de-loops*

Mar-Chu said...

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!

I read dark days when i was sick in bed with the flu. my dad said because i was reading it delirious with a fever, i would forget everything in the book and have to read it all over again. i highly doubted that.

BUT GUESS WHAT?

HE WAS RIGHT!

its all scrambled. like scrambled eggs~

Liz said...

thats to bad Mar-chu... scrambled eggs... i haven't had breakfast yet

Dragona Pine said...

Hi again, sorry about that.

Liz said...

Dragona! *glomp*

Mar-Chu said...

HERE HERE! I JUST HAD SCRAMBLED EGGS!

Mar-Chu said...

but the up side is that i can read skul-man all over again!

Mar-Chu said...

hello Dragona~

*pets dragona*

Dragona Pine said...

I'm not a DOG.

Liz said...

hmmm, all i had so far for breakfast was a mushy apple at 2am

Liz said...

maybe i'll order pizza for breakfast...

Dragona Pine said...

Good idea Lizzy :)

Mar-Chu said...

*continues to pet Dragona*

there. i capitalized your name.

Dragona Pine said...

*knocks Mar-chu's hand away*


Do it again and I'll chop it off.

Mar-Chu said...

...

*uses fake hand on a stick to pet dragona's head*

is this better?

Dragona Pine said...

*slices off the fake hand and Mar-chu's real hand*

No, it isn't.


*both hands bounce away*

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Kallista!

*hugs her*

Liz said...

pizza! back in a few

Dragona Pine said...

*uses magic yorkshire pudding to cure the poison from the ivy and hugs Kallista*

Mar-Chu said...

...well you COULD'VE TOLD MEEEEEEEE!

*bawls*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*cries*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*sniff* *cries*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*wacks dragona with a frypan*

FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Dragona Pine said...

*frying pan hits his shield, bounces off and smacks Mar-chu in the face*


No... I warned you. But you didn't listen.

Dragona Pine said...

Well done Kallista :)

Liz said...

i hate this pizza, its so greasy :/

Dragona Pine said...

*hugs Kallista back*

Mar-Chu said...

WELL YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE GOING TO NOT BE OKAY WITH A FAKE HAND THEN YOU CUT MY REAK HAND OFF!

BAKA! BAKA! BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA!

*goes all cat*

*hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*

*uses dragona for a scratching post*

Dragona Pine said...

I said if you did it again I would chop your hand off. That was a warning. Then you did it again, so now you have no hand.


*scratches hit his shield*

Liz said...

i did that already, its so annoying because when i do that my brother makes fun of me :/

Dragona Pine said...

Tell your brother to shut up :P

Mar-Chu said...

BUT I DID A FAKE HAND! A FAAAAKE HAND! AND YOU CUT OFF BOTH!

BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!!!!!!!

Liz said...

LOL, i do that all the time Dragona :)

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